A man lives on the 14th floor of an apartment building. On a normal day he takes the elevator up to the 7th floor and walks the rest of the 7 floors. On a rainy day he takes the elevator all the way up. why?




It is pouring with rain outside. A man goes out with nothing covering his, no umbrella. no hat. Not one single hair on his head gets wet. How is this possible?

the second one: COS HES BALD

Ah, I've heard this one before.

They guy is a midget (dwarf?), and is too short to reach the higher buttons on the elevator. Unless it's raining, cause then he has an umbrella to push the higher button..yeah pretty silly, eh.

the first one: i'm lost.

Originally posted by Dutabi84
Ah, I've heard this one before.

They guy is a midget (dwarf?), and is too short to reach the higher buttons on the elevator. Unless it's raining, cause then he has an umbrella to push the higher button..yeah pretty silly, eh.

oh god. i would've never guessed

That dwarf one is an one heck of a crummy riddle. Bad!

The tour guide was finishing the tour at Mozart's grave and told everyone that if they listened very carefully, they could hear actual music coming from the grave. Everyone immediately fell silent and, sure enough, symphony music could be distinctly heard coming from the ground although it sounded as if it were being played backwards. What could possibly explain this?




This guy sings, but he can't talk. He has legs, but hates to walk. His name is...





One night a man sees two shadows in a distance. He looks with binoculars and sees that they are in a sweet embrace. Suddenly, one kills the other. The man doesn't report the murderer. Why?

I'm stupid so I have no idea

Wha? :drool:

Google them.

The first one - Motzart was decomposing..get it?

Originally posted by Dutabi84
Google them.

The first one - Motzart was decomposing..get it?

Oh, hah. I wasn't even close.

For the third one though, he wasn't looking at humans. Maybe he was looking at squirrels or something....Yes, squrrels can be violent. :o

Originally posted by Janice Johnson
This guy sings, but he can't talk. He has legs, but hates to walk. His name is...

Maybe a bird?

Originally posted by Czas na Zywiec
Oh, hah. I wasn't even close.

For the third one though, he wasn't looking at humans. Maybe he was looking at squirrels or something....Yes, squrrels can be violent. :o

Also, I know for many species of spiders, that the female spider will kill the male after they have sex. Weird, huh?

I got one. Why are black people so good at basketball?







Cuz they can run, shoot, and steal. lol

Originally posted by Sargent Stewie
I got one. Why are black people so good at basketball?







Cuz they can run, shoot, and steal. lol

Oooh, that was pretty bad. Probably gonna get some flak for that.

Originally posted by Sargent Stewie
I got one. Why are black people so good at basketball?







Cuz they can run, shoot, and steal. lol

WHAT KIND OF SHYT IS THAT. YOU GOT ONE. YOU NEED TO GET MORE THAN ONE. YOU NEED A WHOLE CLIP. I DON'T RUN OR SHOOT. IF YOU CAN'T SEE WHERE THAT JOKE IS OFFENSIVE THEN I'VE GOT ONE FOR YOU.

YOUR AN EYE DEE EYE OH TEA

Originally posted by Dutabi84
Oooh, that was pretty bad. Probably gonna get some flak for that.


My friend told me that joke.

Originally posted by Sargent Stewie
I got one. Why are black people so good at basketball?







Cuz they can run, shoot, and steal. lol

Ouch. That was pretty low.

Originally posted by Sargent Stewie
My friend told me that joke.


Wasn't a very wise friend...

Oh, people, it's a joke. There's jokes about all nationalities. Laugh :roller:

:rotflmao: YOU ALL ARE TAKING THAT SERIOUSLY?

What about jokes like "what do the easter bunny, santa and a smart blonde have in common?" "none of them exist."? Do you flip out and take offense to blonde and canadian jokes? god damn, people are oversensitive.