Did you know that a study conducted in the Netherlands says
that the crying of a baby can sometimes trigger abuse such as
slapping, smothering and shaking the infant? I read this in an
article on Yahoo! News.

WOW! who would of thought?

You have to learn a new trait as a new parent; PATIENCE...When I first became a mother, and encountered a difficult time I just walked away for a few minutes and came back. It's difficult to deal with a tiny person that the only way they can communicate with is crying either for good or bad.

Yeah, that can happen :(

i think i'm going to start applying for research grants....

Originally posted by robyrob
i think i'm going to start applying for research grants....


hahaha me too

was it studied by the same scientist who thought a frog with no legs is deaf?

Any parent who tells you that they didn't at least desire to slap, shake or smother the little screamers is a liar. I'll make a big huge confession here. I was tempted to toss one of my little screamers out the window once. I didn't and so she has grown up to be a delight. But hey, it was a close one.:)

:rotflmao:

"personal jesus" by marylin manson is AWESOME. i heard it on the radio today, i need to download it!

Many teenage pregnancies end in the mother shaking their children to death, believe it or not. It's more so do due to stress, though. The teenager is trying to study, the baby won't shut up, and well, you know.

Originally posted by Transit Whiz
Many teenage pregnancies end in the mother shaking their children to death, believe it or not. It's more so do due to stress, though. The teenager is trying to study, the baby won't shut up, and well, you know. I think "many" is a gross overstatement.

Originally posted by Kitt
I think "many" is a gross overstatement. Okay, then, "some."
Happy? ;)

Originally posted by Transit Whiz
Many teenage pregnancies end in the mother shaking their children to death, believe it or not. It's more so do due to stress, though. The teenager is trying to study, the baby won't shut up, and well, you know.

That teenager should've used some form of birth control and keep her legs closed in the first place!

Originally posted by Transit Whiz
Okay, then, "some."
Happy? ;) How about one in 1 million? It's just so overblown that it made me cringe to read someone saying it. So, no, not happy.

Originally posted by Unmarried*happy
That teenager should've used some form of birth control and keep her legs closed in the first place! So, umm, what do you think the guy should have done? Do you think that females are the only ones responsible for pregnancy? :confused:

Originally posted by Kitt
So, umm, what do you think the guy should have done? Do you think that females are the only ones responsible for pregnancy? :confused:

The guys should keep their zippers closed and if they rip ;get a needle and a thread and start sewing:D

Originally posted by Unmarried*happy
The guys should keep their zippers closed and if they rip ;get a needle and a thread and start sewing:D



:lol:

Originally posted by Unmarried*happy
The guys should keep their zippers closed and if they rip ;get a needle and a thread and start sewing:D

:rofl:

yeah, i am one of those unfortunate abused child. i remember my mom always slapping me for no particular reason when i was younger. for almost every single day, i found black and blue bruises all over my body for the beatings i took. she had a hot temper back then and was dealing with my druggie dad at the time. now, my mom's on medication.

It annoys me how many pregnant teens there are. :mad: They always say it could happen to any girl. Uuum, how about having good judgement, responsibility, self control and the ability to say no? But then again I guess it's harder than I thought.

Originally posted by Kitt
So, umm, what do you think the guy should have done? Do you think that females are the only ones responsible for pregnancy? :confused:

i don't understand how females get pregnant. Can someone please tell me? all i know, is that it takes one male and one female to have a child. but i often wonder if that's possible. i don't see how they could do it unless it's a miracle.

Originally posted by safety pin
"personal jesus" by marylin manson is AWESOME. i heard it on the radio today, i need to download it! Ek, I don't care for manson's version. The original kicks so much more ass.

Originally posted by skyhigh25789
It annoys me how many pregnant teens there are. :mad: They always say it could happen to any girl. Uuum, how about having good judgement, responsibility, self control and the ability to say no? But then again I guess it's harder than I thought.

i have a seventeen year old cousin who's pregnant. I asked one time why she wanted to have a baby and guess what her reply was? "i never wanted a child, i wanted to pleasure myself with some hot guy". lol, she's just crazy! How can a person pleasure one's self with another person??? she obviously doesn't make any sense. anyways, she is now planning on getting abortion as a form of birth control.

Originally posted by Jack Be Quick 101
i don't understand how females get pregnant. Can someone please tell me? all i know, is that it takes one male and one female to have a child. but i often wonder if that's possible. i don't see how they could do it unless it's a miracle.

Ask your dad. :eek:

We are not your sex education.

Originally posted by Brent88
Ask your dad. :eek:

We are not your sex education. :rotflmao:

Originally posted by webwarrior762004
Did you know that a study conducted in the Netherlands says
that the crying of a baby can sometimes trigger abuse such as
slapping, smothering and shaking the infant? I read this in an
article on Yahoo! News. Yup, and it's very horrific. So Holland is just figuring this out, heh? It's been very well known for years that sometimes parents have been known to cause physical harm, even irreversible damage to their infants just because they are fussing. Those people who lose it like that should never have had children, and they make me sick.

Originally posted by Brent88
Ask your dad. :eek:

We are not your sex education.

i can't ask my dad because he's a drunk. he'll go wild if i ask him which i don't want that.

what's sex???

Originally posted by skyhigh25789
:rotflmao:

I would send him a private message, but I get all nervous when I tell someone about that.

:crazy:

Originally posted by Jack Be Quick 101
i can't ask me dad because he's a drunk. he'll going wild if i ask him which i don't want that.

what's sex???

ohno:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pregnancy

Read under Fertilzation

Originally posted by Brent88
I would send him a private message, but I get all nervous when I tell someone about that.

:crazy:

you get nervous? lol, what so nerve racking about it??? lol, i'm totally clueless.

Originally posted by Brent88
ohno:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pregnancy

Read under Fertilzation

i can't get into it --- it has been blocked by my parents.

i don't see the big deal of telling me the answer.

Originally posted by Jack Be Quick 101
i can't get into it --- it has been blocked by my parents.

i don't see the big deal of telling me the answer.

This is a public board first of all and a lot of young people who don't need to know about it yet visit here, so that's the big deal.

Originally posted by Jack Be Quick 101
you get nervous? lol, what so nerve racking about it??? lol, i'm totally clueless.

You'll find out. :lol:

Originally posted by Brent88
This is a public board first of all and a lot of young people who don't need to know about it yet visit here, so that's the big deal.

no, my friends (who so happen to be male) are encouraging me to find this information out. they are 17 years old and they still don't know and so now they have gotten me curious. i want to find out what sex means so that i can tell my friends which would be a favor to them and myself. now, please tell me. i really, really want to know.

Originally posted by Jack Be Quick 101
what's sex??? its a code word that adults use for "playing naked Scrabble"

Originally posted by robyrob
its a code word that adults use for "playing naked Scrabble"
so sex is a game when everyone's naked???

omg, well then that must be the game that my older cousin was playing with her girlfriends and boyfriend at the party after the homecoming dance. she told me she had a hell of a time. lol, sounds like fun to me.

OMG... this thread. ohno:

Originally posted by Cashodeen
OMG... this thread. ohno:

Cover your eyes... ;)

Originally posted by Jack Be Quick 101
no, my friends (who so happen to be male) are encouraging me to find this information out. they are 17 years old and they still don't know and so now they have gotten me curious. i want to find out what sex means so that i can tell my friends which would be a favor to them and myself. now, please tell me. i really, really want to know.

You've got to be kidding. I found out when I was 12! I heard people talking about it in school when I was 12 and 13. :eek:

Originally posted by Brent88
This is a public board first of all and a lot of young people who don't need to know about it yet visit here, so that's the big deal. What? Us 12-year olds?

Ive known about it since I was 10....

Originally posted by Cashodeen
OMG... this thread. ohno: How did this thread go from child abuse to a sex lesson? :lol:

edited...

Originally posted by RurryMicelli
How did this thread go from child abuse to a sex lesson? :lol:

Only on Sitcoms Online. :p

Originally posted by RurryMicelli
What? Us 12-year olds?

Ive known about it since I was 10....

Not everyone around your age on here may know though, plus, this isn't the place to be discussing that anyway regardless.

Originally posted by Brent88
Not everyone around your age on here may know though, plus, this isn't the place to be discussing that anyway regardless. I agree..though.

squiggle squiggle

http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/liebe/love-smiley-039.gif

i'm sure jack be trip is just messing with you all.

Originally posted by safety pin
i'm sure jack be trip is just messing with you all.

Damn that would be funny if he was.:rofl:

Originally posted by Dutabi84
squiggle squiggle

http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/liebe/love-smiley-039.gif








:rofl: :!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Omg so gross but funny

Originally posted by Jack Be Quick 101
yeah, i am one of those unfortunate abused child. i remember my mom always slapping me for no particular reason when i was younger. for almost every single day, i found black and blue bruises all over my body for the beatings i took. she had a hot temper back then and was dealing with my druggie dad at the time. now, my mom's on medication.
my dad has an awful temper which is usually why he treats me and my brother so badly. i want him to get help but if i tell him he'll get mad and start yelling at me to stop criticizing him. he totally contradicts himself when he's mad at us. "goddamnit johnny, stop throwing things! *throws something at the sugar bowl and breaks it*"

Originally posted by Jack Be Quick 101
i can't get into it --- it has been blocked by my parents.

i don't see the big deal of telling me the answer. 1: horny
2: ****
3: Baby

Originally posted by safety pin
my dad has an awful temper which is usually why he treats me and my brother so badly. i want him to get help but if i tell him he'll get mad and start yelling at me to stop criticizing him. he totally contradicts himself when he's mad at us. "goddamnit johnny, stop throwing things! *throws something at the sugar bowl and breaks it*" my dad's nuts as well. He'll flip out for no reason, blame things on us...it's never HIS fault. The sound of his yelling voice is scarier than any horror movie. He freaking needs help and it pisses me off when he tries to turn it around and say it's us. ****ing...

Originally posted by Cashodeen
OMG... this thread. ohno: It's obvious the kid's full of it, so I think it's rather amusing :D

peoples obsessions with sex is the most annoying thing in the world. no one can say the word "do" anymore without it being turned into a sex joke and they really make themselves look like jackasses. grow up.

Originally posted by *A TV People*
1: horny
2: ****
3: Baby

And #2 is key. A nice **** session will most certainly get you #3.

Originally posted by *A TV People*
It's obvious the kid's full of it, so I think it's rather amusing :D Oh yes, I'm positive he is full of it... that's why I shook my head. :p ;)

Originally posted by *A TV People*
my dad's nuts as well. He'll flip out for no reason, blame things on us...it's never HIS fault. The sound of his yelling voice is scarier than any horror movie. He freaking needs help and it pisses me off when he tries to turn it around and say it's us. ****ing...
the 'don't throw things' fight really happened a few weeks ago but he did more than break the sugar bowl. him and my brother started fighting over money and ended up screaming at eachother, my brother slammed his hand on something in frustration, my dad yelled at him to stop hitting things, then minutes later he starts throwing the groceries all over the room, knocking stuff over and breaking things. then he made me clean it up while he went to bitch at my brother more. i might sound like i'm exaggerating but that's exactly what happened. i could go on about all the **** he does. i wont even get started on my brother's 15th birthday, that was a TERRIBLE day i wish i can just forget about.

Originally posted by safety pin
the 'don't throw things' fight really happened a few weeks ago but he did more than break the sugar bowl. him and my brother started fighting over money and ended up screaming at eachother, my brother slammed his hand on something in frustration, my dad yelled at him to stop hitting things, then minutes later he starts throwing the groceries all over the room, knocking stuff over and breaking things. then he made me clean it up while he went to bitch at my brother more. i might sound like i'm exaggerating but that's exactly what happened. Oh no, doesn't sound like exaggeration at all. I deal with that **** many a time as well.

Originally posted by safety pin
peoples obsessions with sex is the most annoying thing in the world. no one can say the word "do" anymore without it being turned into a sex joke and they really make themselves look like jackasses. grow up. lmao. i do that sometimes. But im immature wutVr.

Originally posted by Dutabi84
squiggle squiggle

http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/liebe/love-smiley-039.gif

OMG...

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

:eek2:

:eek2:

Originally posted by Dutabi84
And #2 is key. A nice **** session will most certainly get you #3.

:rofl:

Take hints kid. ;)

Originally posted by Jack Be Quick 101
i don't understand how females get pregnant. Can someone please tell me? all i know, is that it takes one male and one female to have a child. but i often wonder if that's possible. i don't see how they could do it unless it's a miracle.

That's why it's called THE MIRACLE OF LIFE!!! not everyone gets that chance
:p

It's a miracle that this thread is still open:rolleyes:

Originally posted by Dutabi84
squiggle squiggle

http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/liebe/love-smiley-039.gif

what is that??? could it be a pet of some kind? it looks kind of cute if you ask me, it reminds of a pollywog. i would just love to have one of those ... they seem to be cool pets to have! where can i get one at? anyone know?

Originally posted by RurryMicelli
What? Us 12-year olds?

Ive known about it since I was 10....



Um I didn't find out till I was 12 :seeya:

Originally posted by skyhigh25789
:rofl: :!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Omg so gross but funny

how are they gross??? they look cute to me! :)

i would love to stick at least one in my fish tank and see how it would interact with my gold fish and the other fishes.

Originally posted by Jack Be Quick 101
what is that??? could it be a pet of some kind? it looks kind of cute if you ask me, it reminds of a pollywog. i would just love to have one of those ... they seem to be cool pets to have! where can i get one at? anyone know?



LOL!




Yea I dunno where you get pollywogs, but they don't sell them as pollywogs. They sell them as tadpoles that turn into pollywogs. :p I once babysat for my friends tadpole. :lol:

Originally posted by Jack Be Quick 101
how are they gross??? they look cute to me! :)

i would love to stick at least one in my fish tank and see how it would interact with my gold fish and the other fishes.

They prefer warmer, more humid, and putrid smelling environments than fishtanks.

Originally posted by skyhigh25789
LOL!

Yea I dunno where you get pollywogs, but they don't sell them as pollywogs. They sell them as tadpoles that turn into pollywogs. :p I once babysat for my friends tadpole. :lol:

you did? how awesome!!! did the tadpole have a name?

Originally posted by Jack Be Quick 101
what is that??? could it be a pet of some kind? it looks kind of cute if you ask me, it reminds of a pollywog. i would just love to have one of those ... they seem to be cool pets to have! where can i get one at? anyone know? lmao, you are awesome :rotflmao:

I want to say..."right in ur pants, buddy" but I figure you already know that and are just temporarily busting us balls. :rock:

Originally posted by Dutabi84
They prefer warmer, more humid, and putrid smelling environments than fishtanks.

great! my fish tank is exactly like! lol, will someone be willing to donate (if they have some) some tadpoles or whatever you call them to my fish take? i really love animals, especially the ones that swim.

Originally posted by Jack Be Quick 101
great! my fish tank is exactly like! lol, will someone be willing to donate (if they have some) some tadpoles or whatever you call them to my fish take? i really love animals, especially the ones that swim.

Geez kid. They aren't "pets". They are one-time deals, but you have millions of them. ;)

This thread is on life-support.

Originally posted by *A TV People*
lmao, you are awesome :rotflmao:

I want to say..."right in ur pants, buddy" but I figure you already know that and are just temporarily busting us balls. :rock:

i don't understand, kind sir. i don't have any of those things in my pants. and why would they be in my pants in the first place. you guys are making this out to be some type of joke but it's not. i just don't understand. oh well, i guess picking on a 14 year old girl who loves animals is the only way to go. :(

Originally posted by Jack Be Quick 101
i don't understand, kind sir. i don't have any of those things in my pants.

Yes you do... you just haven't discovered them yet. You will. Trust me.

Originally posted by Brent88
Geez kid. They aren't "pets". They are one-time deals, but you have millions of them. ;)

This thread is on life-support.

huh??? i'm totally clueless. stop making this out to be a joke and clue me in. PLEASE!

Originally posted by Jack Be Quick 101
huh??? i'm totally clueless. stop making this out to be a joke and clue me in. PLEASE!

IT'S NOT A JOKE.

Originally posted by Brent88
Yes you do... you just haven't discovered them yet. You will. Trust me.

are you drunk or something??? because you are sure acting like it.

Originally posted by Jack Be Quick 101
are you drunk or something??? because you are sure acting like it.

No I am not. Never been drunk in my life... :rolleyes:

Originally posted by Brent88
IT'S NOT A JOKE.

ok, if its not a joke, then why won't you fill me in?

Originally posted by Jack Be Quick 101
ok, if its not a joke, then why won't you fill me in?

1. I'm not your Sex Education Teacher
2. This is not the place to discuss this
3. You need to stop trolling

Originally posted by Brent88
No I am not. Never been drunk in my life... :rolleyes:
are you sure about that??? even drunks have a hard time telling the truth. i should know because i live around one.

Originally posted by Jack Be Quick 101
are you sure about that??? even drunks have a hard time telling the truth. i should know because i live around one.

Ummm... yes I am. Are you? :rolleyes:

Originally posted by Brent88
1. I'm not your Sex Education Teacher
2. This is not the place to discuss this
3. You need to stop trolling

i'm confused as ever. why are you doing this to me?? you are teasing me on purpose? why??? i don't see how picking on 14 year old girl is any fun for a mature adult. i don't need a teacher. hell, my school hardly ever teaches anything except for math, writing, and reading but that's it. I so don't understand you. :(

Get a room you two.

Originally posted by Jack Be Quick 101
i'm confused as ever. why are you doing this to me?? you are teasing me on purpose? why??? i don't see how picking on 14 year old girl is any fun for a mature adult. i don't need a teacher. hell, my school hardly ever teaches anything except for math, writing, and reading but that's it. I so don't understand you. :(

You have a lot to learn... look at my profile, I'm a 16-year-old guy.

Second-I am not teasing you and Third I didn't know you were a girl. :eek:

Originally posted by Brent88
Ummm... yes I am. Are you? :rolleyes:

no, i'm not drunk. i don't drink .... it smells awful. after my daddy drinks, i can smell his breathe which makes me vomit in the sink. i can't stand that smell.

Originally posted by Dutabi84
Get a room you two.

Get your mind out of the gutter. :rotflmao:

This whole thing has got to be a joke. You can quit pulling our legs now, Jack Be Quick. :lol:

Originally posted by Dutabi84
Get a room you two.

huh??? that's so above my head.

Originally posted by little insomniac
This whole thing has got to be a joke. You can quit pulling our legs now, Jack Be Quick. :lol:

Yes... please. :p

Go to bed or something. :wave:

Originally posted by Jack Be Quick 101
huh??? that's so above my head.

Figures. :rolleyes:

:lol: you guys aren't still taking her seriously are you?

Originally posted by safety pin
:lol: you guys aren't still taking her seriously are you?

I'm not. ;)

Originally posted by Brent88
You have a lot to learn... look at my profile, I'm a 16-year-old guy.

Second-I am not teasing you and Third I didn't know you were a girl. :eek:

you're a 16 year-old guy??? and hear i thought you were a mature adult all along.

um ... i ask this, why did you think i was boy?

Originally posted by Jack Be Quick 101
you're a 16 year-old guy??? and hear i thought you were a mature adult all along.

um ... i ask this, why did you think i was boy?

Username. :)

Originally posted by little insomniac
This whole thing has got to be a joke. You can quit pulling our legs now, Jack Be Quick. :lol:

WHAT THE F*CK!!! THIS IS NOT A JOKE! MY GOD, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU, PEOPLE. I ASK QUESTIONS JUST BECAUSE I'M CURIOUS AND YOU GUYS TAKE IT AS A JOKE. I DON'T UNDERSTAND. AND THEN ABOVE THAT... YOU MAKE THESE ABSURD COMMENTS AND JOKES THAT ARE TOTALLY UP ABOVE MY HEAD. WHY MUST YOU GUYS GET ENJOYING OF PICKING ON A 14 YEAR OLD GIRL? :( :( :(

Originally posted by Jack Be Quick 101
WHAT THE F*CK!!! THIS IS NOT A JOKE! MY GOD, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU, PEOPLE. I ASK QUESTIONS JUST BECAUSE I'M CURIOUS AND YOU GUYS TAKE IT AS A JOKE. I DON'T UNDERSTAND. AND THEN ABOVE THAT... YOU MAKE THESE ABSURD COMMENTS AND JOKES THAT ARE TOTALLY UP ABOVE MY HEAD. WHY MUST YOU GUYS GET ENJOYING OF PICKING ON A 14 YEAR OLD GIRL? :( :( :(

We're not picking on you... we just believe your lying about how much you really know.

Originally posted by Brent88
We're not picking on you... we just believe your lying about how much you really know.

why do think i'm lying? omg, asking questions is form of lying? i just don't understand.

Originally posted by Jack Be Quick 101
i don't understand, kind sir. i don't have any of those things in my pants. and why would they be in my pants in the first place. you guys are making this out to be some type of joke but it's not. i just don't understand. oh well, i guess picking on a 14 year old girl who loves animals is the only way to go. :( Ohhh, you're a girl. Damn, you're right. None of them things in ur pantses. I'm a girl too. Ain't so sir, sir.

Originally posted by Jack Be Quick 101
why do think i'm lying? omg, asking questions is form of lying? i just don't understand.

You just don't get it. Nevermind. This thread needs to be locked anyway. Way off-topic.

Originally posted by safety pin
:lol: you guys aren't still taking her seriously are you? I think it's hilarious. In fact...I shall play too.

What the **** is sex? Someone explain. :confused:

Originally posted by Brent88
You just don't get it. Nevermind. This thread needs to be locked anyway. Way off-topic.

YOUR RIGHT, I DON'T GET!!!! KNOCK IT OFF WITH THE JOKES AND TELL ME THE TRUTH!

Originally posted by Cashodeen
Yup, and it's very horrific. So Holland is just figuring this out, heh? It's been very well known for years that sometimes parents have been known to cause physical harm, even irreversible damage to their infants just because they are fussing. Those people who lose it like that should never have had children, and they make me sick.

:( My cousin's cousin's son was killed by his stepdad, the stepdad stepped on the boys chest, and killed him, supposedly it was an "accident" but it wasn't. He's now in jail for manslaughter

Originally posted by Jack Be Quick 101
WHAT THE F*CK!!! THIS IS NOT A JOKE! MY GOD, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU, PEOPLE. I ASK QUESTIONS JUST BECAUSE I'M CURIOUS AND YOU GUYS TAKE IT AS A JOKE. I DON'T UNDERSTAND. AND THEN ABOVE THAT... YOU MAKE THESE ABSURD COMMENTS AND JOKES THAT ARE TOTALLY UP ABOVE MY HEAD. WHY MUST YOU GUYS GET ENJOYING OF PICKING ON A 14 YEAR OLD GIRL? :( :( :(

Originally posted by Jack Be Quick 101
WHAT THE F*CK!!! THIS IS NOT A JOKE! MY GOD, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU, PEOPLE. I ASK QUESTIONS JUST BECAUSE I'M CURIOUS AND YOU GUYS TAKE IT AS A JOKE. I DON'T UNDERSTAND. AND THEN ABOVE THAT... YOU MAKE THESE ABSURD COMMENTS AND JOKES THAT ARE TOTALLY UP ABOVE MY HEAD. WHY MUST YOU GUYS GET ENJOYING OF PICKING ON A 14 YEAR OLD GIRL? :( :( :(
FINE.

THAT SQUIGGLY BLUE CREATURE COMES FROM A MALE AND GOES IN A FEMALE AND IF IT MEETS HER EGG IT MAKES A BABY.

Originally posted by Jack Be Quick 101
YOUR RIGHT, I DON'T GET!!!! KNOCK IT OFF WITH THE JOKES AND TELL ME THE TRUTH!

:goaway:

Originally posted by *A TV People*
I think it's hilarious. In fact...I shall play too.

What the **** is sex? Someone explain. :confused:
I'm just wondering what the hell tampsons are. what do you do with them? :confused:

Originally posted by Jack Be Quick 101
YOUR RIGHT, I DON'T GET!!!! KNOCK IT OFF WITH THE JOKES AND TELL ME THE TRUTH! *gets a high Bill Cosby voice* Now sit hea, son. I'vea got tah explain to you...how...they make the babies. Once about a time, ya see *audience laughs* this guy says "Ya knoooow. I want some looooove in the citaaaaaayyy yeah" *audience laughs hard* and so he found a woman. Now, son, here's the tricky part. The other one HAS to be of a different sex. That means there's only ooooonnne other one to choose from, which I always thought was unfair *twitches and audience laughs* but that's how the Lord made it be. So, son, the man and the woman...they get alone...well, not always...sometimes there might be more...*audience laughs* but see, that's a totally different story. Now, when the mad sticks his

*the rest has been blocked out in order to keep the environment PG friendly*

*violin music plays*















..."and then she screams...GIVE ME DRUGS, Mista HUxtable and I go...dear, as you wish. The baby comes out and it is named. The. End." *audience claps*

Originally posted by Brent88
Not everyone around your age on here may know though, plus, this isn't the place to be discussing that anyway regardless.

I agree with you.

Originally posted by Angela Micelli
I agree with you.

LOL... I tried. ;)

Originally posted by safety pin
FINE.

THAT SQUIGGLY BLUE CREATURE COMES FROM A MALE AND GOES IN A FEMALE AND IF IT MEETS HER EGG IT MAKES A BABY.

omg, and here i thought the thing was a pet. um, i ask this ... how in the world does that creature have the ability to move out of the male and into the female?

Originally posted by Jack Be Quick 101
omg, and here i thought the thing was a pet. um, i ask this ... how in the world does that creater have the ability to move out of the male and into the female?

I can't believe this is happening. :crazy:

I must go to bed now... :lol:

Originally posted by safety pin
I'm just wondering what the hell tampsons are. what do you do with them? :confused:

oh, i know that one!

Originally posted by *A TV People*
*gets a high Bill Cosby voice* Now sit hea, son. I'vea got tah explain to you...how...they make the babies. Once about a time, ya see *audience laughs* this guy says "Ya knoooow. I want some looooove in the citaaaaaayyy yeah" *audience laughs hard* and so he found a woman. Now, son, here's the tricky part. The other one HAS to be of a different sex. That means there's only ooooonnne other one to choose from, which I always thought was unfair *twitches and audience laughs* but that's how the Lord made it be. So, son, the man and the woman...they get alone...well, not always...sometimes there might be more...*audience laughs* but see, that's a totally different story. Now, when the mad sticks his

*the rest has been blocked out in order to keep the environment PG friendly*

*violin music plays*















..."and then she screams...GIVE ME DRUGS, Mista HUxtable and I go...dear, as you wish. The baby comes out and it is named. The. End." *audience claps*

this post was absolutely useless and insulting to my intelligence. i know that it takes one man and one woman to make a baby but the real question is ... HOW?