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barwars
10-08-2004, 07:49 PM
Man Mistakenly Cuts Off Penis, Dog Eats It

Mon Oct 4,10:41 AM ET Oddly Enough - Reuters



BUCHAREST (Reuters) - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said Monday.



It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.


"I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it."


Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger.


http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/20041004/od_nm/penis_dc&e=4

theanswerman
10-08-2004, 07:50 PM
ouch.

TheGreatPretender
10-08-2004, 07:52 PM
I stopped reading after I saw the title.

Dutabi84
10-08-2004, 09:15 PM
I do that all the time.

¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
10-08-2004, 09:24 PM
LMAO. I heard about that on the radio the other day.

robyrob
10-08-2004, 09:29 PM
man this is frustrating.... IS THE CHICKEN ALRIGHT ?!!??!

TJL
10-08-2004, 09:33 PM
How is losing your penis considered "out of danger?"

;)

Sargent Stewie
10-08-2004, 09:41 PM
Ewww.

dandelion wine
10-08-2004, 10:31 PM
Son of a bitch. :eek:

Brent88
10-08-2004, 11:02 PM
OMG...

:eek2:

:eek2:

:eek2:

Ouch, ouch, ouch.

David
10-08-2004, 11:03 PM
Ouch. :eek:

Krankenschwester
10-08-2004, 11:29 PM
BUCHAREST (Reuters) -[/b] A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off

That's definitely a c o c k-a-doodle-DON'T.

*MIBabe03*
10-09-2004, 12:46 AM
Originally posted by robyrob
man this is frustrating.... IS THE CHICKEN ALRIGHT ?!!??!

No really, is the chicken okay? Also dude what a bummer.

Hollow
10-09-2004, 12:49 AM
that's disgusting.

Sterling Holobyte
10-09-2004, 01:09 AM
I wonder if the dog thought it tasted like chicken?!;)

crystals
10-09-2004, 01:14 AM
Ugh. That's just gross. :barf: :barf: :barf:

Krankenschwester
10-09-2004, 10:23 AM
Originally posted by Sterling Holobyte
I wonder if the dog thought it tasted like chicken?!;) :clap :rofl: