View Full Version : Girl Crazy (part 1)


Michael [hXc]
10-03-2004, 11:28 AM
Ok this is my new fanfic, all based on something really happening right now. And if I dont have anyone for certain characters, then tell me here if you want to take them. I put certain people for certain characters for time being.

Cast:

Ryan- Avril's Sk8er Boi (me!):D
Chris- Joseph (RurryMicelli)
Jon- Jack
Sami- Rebecca (Janet McFarland)
Sarah- Ashlee (*A TV People*)
Katie- Mackenzie (*CamdenGirl89*)

Characters not taken yet:

Leah
Loretta
Kyle
Dan
Karli
Chelsea

It starts with me and my friend walking to school.

Chris: Ryan, I have something I need to ask you.

Ryan: yeah?

Chris: well I know this girl I want to ask out but I think she will turn me down.

(all of a sudden Sami comes up and taps Chris on the back, startling him)

Sami: Hi guys!

Chris: Sami, what the heck did you do that for?

Sami: To scare you.

Chris: You'll have to do better than that.

Sami: Hey guys what do you think of my hair? I died it orange.

Ryan: I can't even see a difference.

Chris: I can. It looks messier today than normal.
(sami kicks chris)

Sami: For your information it was....

Ryan: We know Sami, why do you always have to show us your hair?

Sami: Because you guys know absolutely nothing about fashion, and when you get married your wives will do this to you all the time.

Chris: At this rate I won't be married.

Sami: Oh shut up!

Ryan: Yeah Chris, you don't want to be kicked again, do you?

(now they're at school)

Sami: Oh great, we're late again. One more time and we get detention.

Chris: Maybe if you didn't waste time arguing with us about your hair, we would have gotten here faster!

Ryan: You're asking for her to kick you.

(a girl named leah walks up to them. she comes over to talk to ryan)

Leah: Hey, I want to talk to you for a minute.

Sami: So we have to go away right?

Leah: Yes.

(Sami and Chris walk away)

Leah: I was just wondering, do you have a girlfriend?

Ryan: Not right now.

Leah: Thats good because I am kind of asking you out.

Ryan: Well I guess its ok with me.

Leah: Thats good. Do you want to sit with me at lunch?

Ryan: ok :)

Leah: ok, I have to go now. bye :wave:

Ryan: ok bye.

Sami: What was that all about?

Chris: let me guess, that girl just asked you out right?

Ryan: Yeah.

Chris: Why does it always have to be you? Everyone hates me.

Sami: No they don't. Just make your hair longer and stick it up like Clay Aiken's. Then girls will be after you, trust me.

Chris: Shut up Sami :lol:

Sami: Hey dont tell me to shut up!

(she kicks him again)

Chris: Sami, stop. Seriously!:lol:

Sami: Oh fine. Kicking you is so much fun!

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(its now lunch time. Ryan is sitting with Sami, his friend Jon, and Chris)

to be continued......

Superstar
10-03-2004, 01:22 PM
its good!

Michael [hXc]
10-03-2004, 05:56 PM
thanks:D

Janet McFarland
10-03-2004, 06:44 PM
Yayy I play Sami :D Great job! :D

Michael [hXc]
10-03-2004, 06:50 PM
Originally posted by Janet McFarland
Yayy I play Sami :D Great job! :D

thanks:happyface yeah you'll sure like her later on even better:lol: based on that are you like her in real life?

Michael [hXc]
10-03-2004, 07:14 PM
ok heres more...

the scene changes to lunch. ryan is sitting with chris, his friend jon, sami, and their friend sarah.

Leah: Hey guys. Is anyone sitting here?

Ryan: no. anyway here's my friend chris, who looks like clay aiken, my friend jon, and my friends sami and sarah.

Leah: Just promise me you won't cheat on me for her (pointing to Sami)

Sami: I'll kick you Leah

Leah: Just try. I sent an 8th grade boy to the hospital by pushing him onto the street for trying to make out with me.

Chris: I dont blame him for wanting to make out with you. You look like Alyssa Milano from Who's the Boss?

Leah: What?

Sami: oh nothing

(sami kicks him again)

Chris: Sami what the heck

Ryan: I hope you dont feel uncomfortable with all of my friends.

Leah: Oh its nothing. I'm used to being around boys.

Sami: Did you just call me a boy? :grr:

Leah: No but you certainly act like one

Sami: oh shut up

Leah: I was just kidding.

Ryan: Oh I hope. You should see her always asking me, Chris, and Jon if her hair is exactly perfect. "Ryan, how do you like my hair?" "Chris is my hair pretty?"

Sami: What the heck, that was lame:rolleyes: But yeah I love my hair its so prettyful

Jon: There she goes again

Sami: What? Don't all girls obsess over their hair? I mean I want to impress the guys.

Chris: Well you've done a bad job impressing us.

Sami: That was like so totally rude:rolleyes:

Ryan: Oh come on Sami, if you really thought your hair was pretty, which it is, you would stop bothering us about it

Jon: You know guys, you're leaving Leah completely out of this. Come on, you're giving Ryan a bad impression.

Leah: Ah its ok. I'm so used to this. Especially with my brother.

Ryan: You have an annoying little brother too?

Leah: Yeah I smacked him right across the face yesterday.

Sami: Well that was mean!

Leah: If you knew him you wouldn't think so

(a teacher, Miss Henessey, walks over

Miss Henessey: Guys, tone it down. I can hear you from all the way over there.

Leah: Whatever:rolleyes:

Miss Henessey: You're asking for detention.

Leah: Ok sorry:)

Miss Henessey: Remember what I said guys....

Leah: OMG we werent even doing anything. Why did she do that?

Sami: I dont know.

Leah: Hey its time to get snack. Ryan want 50 cents for snack?

Ryan: ok thanks

(they walked up to get snack)

Leah: I don't think your friend Sami likes me much.

Ryan: Oh you'll get used to her, believe me. I did but it took 3 months

(Meanwhile at the lunch table....)

Sami: I dont care much for Ryan's taste. Leah is such a bitch:mad:

Chris: I dont know. Shes kinda hot

Sami: No she isn't she's an ugly redneck

Jon: Just because you're a cheerleader doesn't mean you have to insult rednecks:lol:

Sami: I dont have a problem with rednecks, its Leah I have a problem with. She insulted my hair!

Chris: Oh stop it about your hair

(Sami playfully punches him on the arm)

Sami: Oh shut up:lol:

(Ryan and Leah get back)

Leah: So what have you guys been talking about since we were gone?

Sami: Oh nothing of any interest to you......

Miss Henessey walks over again.

Miss Henessey: You guys can me dismissed. Just walk silently down the halls to your homerooms.

Leah: Ok lets go now.

Ryan: I think my friend Chris likes you.

Leah: I hope not.

Ryan: Well bye Leah.

Leah: Bye, talk to you tomorrow. And dont let Sami sit with us. She's a stupid prep.

Ryan: Oh shut up:lol: Bye....

Sami: Ryan, why do you like her?

Ryan: She's nice, and hot :eyes:

Sami: You'll hate her at the end of this week, trust me.

Ryan: We'll see.....

TO BE CONTINUED!!!!!!

Mrs. Ducky
10-03-2004, 07:41 PM
Originally posted by Avril's Sk8er Boi
Sami: No she isn't she's an ugly redneck



In the words of Alan Jackson: "It's alright to be a redneck":o



BTW, awesome fic.

Michael [hXc]
10-03-2004, 07:43 PM
Originally posted by Mrs. Ducky
In the words of Alan Jackson: "It's alright to be a redneck":o



BTW, awesome fic.

thanks:D

Cactus Jack
10-03-2004, 08:19 PM
Thats awesome!:D

Michael [hXc]
10-03-2004, 08:26 PM
Originally posted by "Weird" Jack Wilso-vic
Thats awesome!:D

thanks:p i'll add more tomorrow

EmoJoe
10-03-2004, 08:50 PM
:lol: Great job, I loved it!

Janet McFarland
10-03-2004, 08:53 PM
Great job! And to your question, I'm in a way like Sami, I obsess over my hair but I don't kick people :lol:

Michael [hXc]
10-03-2004, 08:54 PM
Originally posted by RurryMicelli
:lol: Great job, I loved it!

:D

Michael [hXc]
10-03-2004, 08:55 PM
Originally posted by Janet McFarland
Great job! And to your question, I'm in a way like Sami, I obsess over my hair but I don't kick people :lol:

oh, sami's a big kicker:lol: she kicked my friend nick all the time last year. she never kicked me once though:p

Janet McFarland
10-03-2004, 09:23 PM
Originally posted by Avril's Sk8er Boi
oh, sami's a big kicker:lol: she kicked my friend nick all the time last year. she never kicked me once though:p

You should be honored :lol:

Michael [hXc]
10-03-2004, 09:26 PM
Originally posted by Janet McFarland
You should be honored :lol:

Oh believe me I am:lol: And I hear her kicks hurt a lot too:eek: My friend said to me "Either she really likes you and doesn't want to hurt you or she hates you and kicks everyone she likes":lol:

Janet McFarland
10-04-2004, 05:36 PM
Ouch :lol:

Michael [hXc]
10-04-2004, 05:39 PM
Originally posted by Janet McFarland
Ouch :lol:

Once my friend Nick said bad stuff to her so we (me and her) kicked him and then I pushed him onto the dirt at a baseball game:lol: haha. I am not usually aggressive but I can be.

Michael [hXc]
10-04-2004, 08:12 PM
ok here's more. It takes place in Ryan's homeroom class. He's talking to his friends Sarah and katie.

Sarah: How can you like that little redneck whore?

Ryan: Well she's kinda hot :biglove:

Katie: Great reason to like a person:rolleyes:

Sarah: I wouldn't say that. After all it's looks that attract you to a person.

Ryan: But she's also really sweet too.

Katie: You probably like her because of the way she looks.

Ryan: I think my friend Chris likes her too.

Sarah: Ew that kid who sat with us at lunch today? The one who looks like Clay Aiken?

Ryan: yep thats him.

Katie: I don't think she'll ever like him. But I can understand it if she likes you.

Ryan: Thanks. But I hope she isn't one of those player whores.

Sarah: You'll find out sooner or later. How long do relationships in 7th grade last anyway?

Katie: Not very long, I have to say.

Ryan: Well I will talk to her later today. I hope Sami likes her.

Sarah: I sure hope she doesn't.

Ryan: I didn't mean it that way:lol:

Katie: Well that's certainly how it sounded.

Sarah: Oh shut up.
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scene changes to ryan at home talking to chris on the phone

Chris: I have to admit, you have great taste Ryan. Leah is kind of hot.

Ryan: I knew you liked her. If you steal her I'll kick your ass.

Chris: Why would I do that to my own best friend?

Ryan: I don't know but you have tried before:lol:

Chris: When was this?

Ryan: Last year when I liked Sarah you tried stealing her.

Chris: Well that was just once. OK I have to go now. My mom's yelling at me for not doing my homework yet.

Ryan: Ok bye then.

to be continued

Moondance
10-04-2004, 08:46 PM
Good job, Avril!! Very entertaining:D

Michael [hXc]
10-04-2004, 08:51 PM
thanks:D more coming tomorrow. the names are changed but this is all true.

Moondance
10-04-2004, 08:53 PM
Originally posted by Avril's Sk8er Boi
thanks:D more coming tomorrow. the names are changed but this is all true.


True stories are the best....or say, the juiciest!;)

Michael [hXc]
10-04-2004, 08:55 PM
Originally posted by Moondance
True stories are the best....or say, the juiciest!;)

And trust me, right now it's getting really juicy!:D so I'll have to catch up to what's happening.

*Pleasant Tomorrow*
10-04-2004, 09:13 PM
That's good :D

~*Dailey'sGurl*~
10-04-2004, 09:14 PM
Great story.... can't wait to find out what happens! :D

Michael [hXc]
10-05-2004, 07:23 AM
:D thanks guys. ok heres more....

its the next day with ryan, chris, sami, and sarah walking to school again.

Sami: I hate to say it Ryan, but your girlfriends kinda a bitch.

Chris: I think she's hot :biglove:

Sarah: and you don't think we know that already?

Ryan: She's not a bitch when you get used to her after a while. Get used to her now incase she asks you out later.:lol:

Chris: I'm sure that's not gonna happen.

Ryan: Oh I don't know about that.

Chris: Well I do, I'm ugly and weird and everyone hates me.

Sami: Do you think we'd be hanging around you if you were really weird?

Sarah: Yeah, you really need to stop putting yourself down. You're actually a pretty cool guy.

Ryan: Just stop complaining:rolleyes:

Chris: Okay, I take back what I said guys, only because you're all getting so pissy over it.

Sami: I don't see anyone getting pissy at you.

Ryan: Come on guys.

Sami: Hey what do you think of my auburn hair today?

Ryan: Why did you say it was auburn?

Sarah: Because Leah criticized it and said it was orange.

Chris: When did she do that?

Sami: Well yesterday he told me that Leah said "Stay away from your little orange haired friend. she's evil" or something like that. how dare anyone insult my hair!

Sarah: Especially when hers looks like what you'd expect to come from a 90 year old.

Ryan: Sami, I know she insulted you, but do we have to talk about it like this?

Sami: Until that girl gets a grip and stops insulting my hair, yes.:D

Sarah: And that will probably never happen.

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the scene changes to ryan's homeroom, where he is sitting next to sarah and katie, and his friend dan. they are working on science projects.

Dan: So who is this girlfriend?

Sarah: A girl named Leah that we met yesterday.

Katie: She's alright, but I expected someone like Ryan to have better taste than Leah.

Ryan: What's up with this? All of my friends hate her.

Dan: Well, do I get to meet her?

Ryan: I guess you can.

Sarah: Did you tell Katie that Leah insulted Sami's hair?

Katie: She did? Well since Sami has better hair than me and I dont wanna get insulted, I dont want to talk to her.

Sarah: Trust me Katie, you don't have to talk to her to get her to say something bad about you.

Ryan: Why would she say bad things about you guys?

Katie: Because she's a dumbass who needs to respect people other than her 3 boyfriends.

Ryan: She has 3 boyfriends right now?

Katie: Yeah, but I didn't want to tell you intil now. That way, for the record, you could say you went out for at least a day!

Ryan: Thanks, that really helped. So she has 3 boyfriends? What a player.

Sarah: Katie, why didn't you tell us right away?

Katie: Because I didn't want everyone to know.

Sarah: If I were you, I'd dump her right now. What an ass:rolleyes:

Katie: Tell her at lunch. That will be the best time, that way you can embarass her in front of all your friends.

Sarah: And then I am going to have a well thought out talk with her.

Ryan: I can't believe it. I seriously can't.

to be continued

Janet McFarland
10-05-2004, 07:36 PM
Great job! :D
*A TV People*- I love the quote in your sig- I love Weekend Update :D

Michael [hXc]
10-05-2004, 07:46 PM
Originally posted by Janet McFarland
Great job! :D
*A TV People*- I love the quote in your sig- I love Weekend Update :D

:D :D

as you can see Ashlee loves SNL:D

Cactus Jack
10-05-2004, 08:03 PM
EDIT

Cactus Jack
10-05-2004, 08:04 PM
Originally posted by Avril's Sk8er Boi
ok here's more. It takes place in Ryan's homeroom class. He's talking to his friends Sarah and katie.

Sarah: How can you like that little redneck whore?

Ryan: Well she's kinda hot :biglove:

Katie: Great reason to like a person:rolleyes:

Sarah: I wouldn't say that. After all it's looks that attract you to a person.

Ryan: But she's also really sweet too.

Katie: You probably like her because of the way she looks.

Ryan: I think my friend Chris likes her too.

Sarah: Ew that kid who sat with us at lunch today? The one who looks like Clay Aiken?

Ryan: yep thats him.

Katie: I don't think she'll ever like him. But I can understand it if she likes you.

Ryan: Thanks. But I hope she isn't one of those player whores.

Sarah: You'll find out sooner or later. How long do relationships in 7th grade last anyway?

Katie: Not very long, I have to say.

Ryan: Well I will talk to her later today. I hope Sami likes her.

Sarah: I sure hope she doesn't.

Ryan: I didn't mean it that way:lol:

Katie: Well that's certainly how it sounded.

Sarah: Oh shut up.
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scene changes to ryan at home talking to chris on the phone

Chris: I have to admit, you have great taste Ryan. Leah is kind of hot.

Ryan: I knew you liked her. If you steal her I'll kick your ass.

Chris: Why would I do that to my own best friend?

Ryan: I don't know but you have tried before:lol:

Chris: When was this?

Ryan: Last year when I liked Sarah you tried stealing her.

Chris: Well that was just once. OK I have to go now. My mom's yelling at me for not doing my homework yet.

Ryan: Ok bye then.

to be continued Thats great!:D

Moondance
10-05-2004, 08:05 PM
I'm signed up at so many message boards - I've lost count!

Michael [hXc]
10-05-2004, 08:07 PM
Originally posted by "Weird" Jack Wilso-vic
Thats great!:D

thanks:D

Michael [hXc]
10-08-2004, 07:16 AM
heres more of it....

ok it's the next day of school and ryan is walking to school, talking to sami.

Sami: I really think you're making a big mistake going out with Laura or whatever her name is.

Ryan: Its Leah, and you're wrong. She's exactly my type.

Sami: No she's not. She's gone out with 4 other boys this year (I mean this school year), and she's exactly the type who takes as much as they can from you and then dumps you, leaving you feeling like ****.

Ryan: You're just mad because you don't have a boyfriend:o

Sami: Fine, be that way. But when she dumps you (which will probably be within this week), don't come crying to me about how I was right. I don't want to hear it. Listen to what I said and dump her today, and everything will work out alright.

Ryan: WTF are you on today? :grr:

Sami: Nothing, but Leah is;)

Ryan: Nothing you can do will get me to dump her.

Sami: Alright, but I'll just laugh in your face when she dumps you.
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scene changes to lunch time

Leah: Ryan, there's something I have to talk to you about.

Ryan: Yeah whats that?

Leah: Well, I can't go out with you anymore.

Ryan: Why?

Leah: Well, my old boyfriend wants to go out with me again and also, it just didn't work out like I thought it would. And I like 3 other people.

Ryan: Sami was right. I'm not talking to you Leah until you stop being a player whore.

Leah: Fine then, but I thought you'd take it better than that.

Sami: Trust me, he doesn't care that you don't want to go out with him. He cares because you're an ass and a player whore. You like 3 other people and dumped him today because one of the other 4 boys you have played asked you out. Well believe me, when all your other boyfriends dump you, neither him or any one of our friends will go out with you. So back off bitch!:mad:

Ryan: Well, you were right. I feel like **** now.

Sami: Don't blame yourself. Its all Leah's fault. I have to go talk to her.

Leah: WTF do you want?

Sami: Well I want to tell you that just because you're gonna end up as a prostitute when you're older doesn't give you any right to go around the school like a slut getting all these boyfriends to go out with when one of them dumps you. Do they know that while going out with each one, you're cheating on them?

Leah: No

Sami: So if you don't want me and all my friends to tell everyone what you do to boys, then I'd shut your dumbass mouth.

Leah: Is that a threat?

Sami: Are you so mentally brain-dead that you can't figure that out?

Leah: first of all bitch, you need to back off. I didn't do anything wrong to any of you.

Sami: You don't think being a player is wrong?

Leah: You can like more than one boy at a time.

Sami: Yes, but you only go out with one, and not cheat on them while you are. I'll feel so bad for you when you have to make a living off sex.

Leah: Oh trust me that won't happen. I'm much smarter, and sexier, than you are.

Sami: That just proves what a little snob you are. (in a mocking voice Sami says "Ooh, I'm sooooo much sexier than you") And no, I heard you stayed back a year.

Leah: Oh trust me, you'll be the whore, not me.

Sami: Oh, I'd rather be poor than make my living off of sex with all these idiot dirtball men in this world.

Leah: Well thats what you'll end up doing.

Sami kicks Leah and walks away.

Leah calls after her: Watch your step because I can send you to the hospital.

Sami: Just try, bitch.

Ryan: Well you were right. I should listen to you more often Sami.

Sami: Yep you definitely should:D

Moondance
10-08-2004, 01:00 PM
Ugh, Leah is such a bitch! OMG! She's the type of person who's in for an ass kickin' or a she'll get bitch slapped http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v34/TroyandLindseyFan/bs.gif

Loved the story Avril - very GOOD!

Michael [hXc]
10-08-2004, 03:10 PM
thanks:D btw the real leah, leanna apologized today for something I'll tell about in the next parts.

Moondance
10-08-2004, 03:15 PM
Originally posted by Avril's Sk8er Boi
thanks:D btw the real leah, leanna apologized today for something I'll tell about in the next parts.


Oooh, I'm hooked! I've known some "Leah's" before....http://img11.photobucket.com/albums/v34/TroyandLindseyFan/screams.gif

Michael [hXc]
10-08-2004, 03:17 PM
Originally posted by Moondance
Oooh, I'm hooked! I've known some "Leah's" before....http://img11.photobucket.com/albums/v34/TroyandLindseyFan/screams.gif

My Leah character (or version of my acquaintence Leanna) is the type everyone meets plenty of and has to deal with them in their lifetime:p

Moondance
10-08-2004, 03:20 PM
She better turn a new leaf before she becomes another one of those Eminem songs http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v34/TroyandLindseyFan/Innocent.gif

Michael [hXc]
10-08-2004, 03:28 PM
I'm listening to her favorite song right now:lol: she's complete opposite of the girl in the song.

Moondance
10-08-2004, 03:34 PM
Originally posted by Avril's Sk8er Boi
I'm listening to her favorite song right now:lol: she's complete opposite of the girl in the song.


http://img11.photobucket.com/albums/v34/TroyandLindseyFan/n-km.gif - I can only guess!

Michael [hXc]
10-08-2004, 03:40 PM
what is your guess?

Moondance
10-08-2004, 03:51 PM
Originally posted by Avril's Sk8er Boi
what is your guess?

Hmm - it could either be Avril or Ashlee Simpson?


Note how I purposely didn't mention Britney Spears!;)

Michael [hXc]
10-08-2004, 03:53 PM
Originally posted by Moondance
Hmm - it could either be Avril or Ashlee Simpson?


Note how I purposely didn't mention Britney Spears!;)

nope. heres a hint

So, changed a misconception
she went in a new direction
and found inside, a connection
she fell in love

:p

Moondance
10-08-2004, 04:00 PM
Originally posted by Avril's Sk8er Boi
nope. heres a hint

So, changed a misconception
she went in a new direction
and found inside, a connection
she fell in love

:p


Ahh! Not that song! "Miss Independent !" I do love that song, but my dream ended with that song the other night, haha!

Michael [hXc]
10-08-2004, 04:03 PM
Miss independent
Miss self-sufficient
Miss keep your distance, mmmm

Miss unafraid
Miss out of my way
Miss don't let a man interfere, no

Miss on her own
Miss almost grown
Miss never let a man help her off her throne

So, by keeping her heart protected
She'll never, ever feel rejected
Little miss apprehensive
Said ooh, she fell in love

:D yep. i like that song but not as much since Leanna likes it too:o

Moondance
10-08-2004, 04:26 PM
Originally posted by Avril's Sk8er Boi
Miss independent
Miss self-sufficient
Miss keep your distance, mmmm

Miss unafraid
Miss out of my way
Miss don't let a man interfere, no

Miss on her own
Miss almost grown
Miss never let a man help her off her throne

So, by keeping her heart protected
She'll never, ever feel rejected
Little miss apprehensive
Said ooh, she fell in love

:D yep. i like that song but not as much since Leanna likes it too:o


Ah fooooooooey! Why do all the good songs get ruined?

I remember I used to write song parodies for my friends in high school - class was boring, so I wrote this one song about a football player (my friend's crush) to the tune of "When You Wish Upon a Star.." I still think of that parody everytime I hear that song - and I'm a DISNEY MOVIE SONGS LOVER!

I haven't seen the lyrics in about 5 years now... BUT I STILL REMEMBER THE bleeepin' words I wrote! I may have to PM ya with what I remember, haha!!!

Michael [hXc]
10-08-2004, 04:42 PM
Ok here's more of the story....

scene is Ryan and Chris talking on the phone.

Chris: What a ****ing ******* Leah is!

Ryan: yeah tell me about it:mad:

Chris: she had absolutely NO right to use any of my friends as a future sex object!

Ryan: Well I wouldn't say that, but at this rate she'll be a prostitute when she gets older.

Chris: I'd love to kick her little bitch ass so hard.

Ryan: I'm so mad I can't think straight. I want to kick her ass tomorrow at school.

Chris: And everyone would love to help because she's such a slut.

Ryan: Yeah, I have to go now. Bye:wave:

He goes downstairs to talk to his mother.

Ryan: Why do some people enjoy going around the school playing people like a whore?

Ryan's mom: Don't use words like that. An innocent 7th grade girl can't be a whore.

Ryan: Innocent? Hell no. But it's people like her who grow up to be whores.

Mom: Since when do you know everything about junior high girls?

Ryan: Since I started getting involved with them.

Mom: You're too young to get all mixed in with girls. And when you do, you should expect running into these players that you just incountered. It always happens on TV. don't you watch Boy Meets World?

Ryan: Sometimes but I've never seen this happen on that show.

Mom: You know what I mean. Don't mix in with girls if you aren't ready to deal with ones like Leah.

Ryan: I guess you're right, but Leah shouldn't do what she did.

Mom: What exactly did she do?

Ryan: Liking 5 boys all at once, using each one, dumping them, and going out with another to do the same thing.

Mom: Sounds like someone who will be a whore.

Ryan: And you told me not to say that.

Mom: I didn't mean to say that. Just forget I said that.

Ryan: Thanks for admitting what a whore that Leah is. I want to kick her ass......

Mom: Don't talk like that or you can't talk on the phone for a week.

Ryan: What's so bad about that word? I could say much worse ones if you wanted me to.

Mom: Well I don't, so hold it back.

Ryan: What a temptation:lol:

Mom: It shouldn't be. You know, you kids really need to cut back on the swearing.

Ryan: It's how things are nowadays.

Mom: And you think that's a good thing?

Ryan: Its not good or bad, but people do it.

Mom: Just stay away from player characters like Leah and everything will be fine.

Ryan: She sure makes her presence known, so that will be one hell of a time.

holds up phone: Mom: See this? Want it to be gone?

Ryan: No:o

Mom: Then watch your mouth:lol:

Moondance
10-08-2004, 04:57 PM
That was great! Moms' can be so funny!!!

Michael [hXc]
10-08-2004, 04:59 PM
my mom's just like that:lol:

*Pleasant Tomorrow*
10-08-2004, 08:26 PM
Originally posted by Janet McFarland
Great job! :D
*A TV People*- I love the quote in your sig- I love Weekend Update :D Thaaannkss, WU owns :woohoo:

Good job on this story!!!

Michael [hXc]
10-08-2004, 08:38 PM
Originally posted by *A TV People*
Thaaannkss, WU owns :woohoo:

Good job on this story!!!

thanks:D heres more of it....

its the next day at school. Ryan is in his homeroom talking to Sarah and Katie.

Sarah: Ryan, if you knew what's good for you, you'd stay away from Leah.

Katie: You know, you've changed quite a bit since you've been dumped. Almost like you're much sweeter and more sensitive.

Sarah: Personally I think it's for the better that this happened. Hey I know it may be a hard feeling being played and then dumped, but it was for the better, since Leah's an.......

Katie: *******!:o

Sarah: and a bitch.

Ryan: I wouldn't be surprised if she finds another "boyfriend" today.

Sarah: Knowing her you're probably right.

Katie: Just hope it's none of your friends.

Sarah: Hate to say it Ryan, but knowing how things have been so far, it probably will be one of your closest friends who gets played next.

Ryan: Thanks for the great prediction, Sarah.

Sarah: You're welcome:lol:

Ryan: Well it's lunch time. I'll tell all of my friends to stay as far away from her as possible.

Sarah: That will be really hard, trust me.

Ryan: You must have been through this many times to know so much about it.

Sarah: Nah, I just know what I'm talking about.

Ryan: definitely. thanks:D

sorry this was a little shorter than usual, my mom is making me get off.

Janet McFarland
10-09-2004, 02:19 PM
Good job :D

Michael [hXc]
10-09-2004, 02:31 PM
Originally posted by Janet McFarland
Good job :D

:D :D heres more....

its lunch time, with Ryan sitting with Sami, Chris, Sarah, and Jon.

Sami: Thank god you aren't with Leah anymore. She has no right to like someone like you.

Sarah: Yeah, I'll bet that slut is going around right now looking for a new boyfriend.

Chris: Oh no, here she comes.

Leah gives an evil glare at Sami and Ryan and says: May I speak to Chris for a minute?

Chris: Sure, I guess. Whatever.

Leah: Well, since I dumped Ryan, I got to thinking...

Chris: Yeah? I kinda thought what you did to him was mean.

Leah: Well that's the thing. Ever since I met you I saw something special in you and thought that Ryan had great taste in friends.

Chris: Let me see, you're asking me out, right?

Leah: Yeah, kinda :blush:

Chris: Well, I want to, but Ryan and all of his friends would think i'm a traitor and they'd stop being my friend.

Leah: What's more important to you, me, or your bitch friends?

Chris: do you have to put down my friends?

Leah: No, but I wanna go out with you.

Chris: Well I think you're kinda hot, and you're really nice, so sure, I'll go out with you.

Leah: ooh thanks, you're so sweet :biglove: I'll meet you at your locker after lunch is over. bye:wave:

Chris: bye *blushes*

Sami: WTF was that all about?

Chris: ooh nothing.

Ryan: Oh no, I know something was going on. Let me guess, Leah asked you out?

Chris: Well kinda.

Sarah: And you turned her down, right?

Chris: Well, no. I'm now her new boyfriend.

Sami: You no good ass:mad: you're betraying your best friend. *she kicks him*

Chris: No, I am going out with someone I think is attractive.

Ryan: I never thought you'd be this way, Chris. You're betraying all of us by doing this.

Chris: No I'm not. You're all just jealous.

Sarah: Trust me, Ryan would never be jealous of you. More likely you'd be he jealous one.

Ryan: I'd expect more from my best friend than this.

Sami: Chris, I don't think I can be your friend until you dump her.

Ryan: Trust me, it won't last, Chris. With her, nothing ever does.

to be continued.

Janet McFarland
10-09-2004, 07:24 PM
Great job ;) .. it's so dramatic

Michael [hXc]
10-09-2004, 07:37 PM
yeah, it makes it interesting:D but thats really how it was:lol:

Moondance
10-10-2004, 03:50 PM
Wow, Avril - that was really grrreat!

Hmm, this is a teen soap... Can't call it "Ryan's Hope" because that was already a soap..... http://img11.photobucket.com/albums/v34/TroyandLindseyFan/headscratch.gif

Michael [hXc]
10-20-2004, 07:29 AM
After 10 days, I'm continuing it. btw I met a girl Leah at school. how weird :eek:

3 weeks go by and they are still going out. Ryan and Sami are walking to school.

Ryan: Even though he's my best friend, I want them to break up. It's really frustrating me that he doesn't care about what she does to people, but he's even more lost if he feels an attraction to her.

Sami: Tell me about it. She's a whore and she'll always be recognized as one in my eyes.

Ryan: She's gone out with 6 boys this school year, and she's dumped all of them. And Chris told me that she ripped up her boyfriend's old picture and burnt her shirt with his name on it.

Sami: If she ever wants to go play him again, she'll regret ever doing that. In volleyball yesterday I hit the ball and it smashed her on the head:lol: She claims she was dreaming of Chris at that time but it's obvious I'm better at volleyball:D

Ryan: There's only one thing Leah is good at.

Sami: And that is being an ugly redneck manwhore.

Ryan: How much longer do you think this "relationship" is going to last?

Sami: Not much longer. And I know why too.

Ryan: Why do you think?

Sami: Well, we could always get them to break up, but Chris has never been so happy in his life so I'd feel so bad if that happened to him.

Ryan: I hate her, but I don't want to mess anything up for Chris.

Sami: I just hope he realizes what kind of person Leah is and she stops being a bitch.

Ryan: She already proved how much of a bitch she is at lunch the other day:rolleyes:

Sami: Well at least I have nicer hair than she does;)

Ryan: Sami, your hair is died.

Sami: DON'T REMIND ME!!!:mad: *she kicks him softly*

Ryan: That was the first time you ever kicked me. Seriously.

Sami: Leah obviously can't tell the difference between auburn and orange. My hair is auburn. I bought a special hair thinning conditioner last night. I'll show it to you.

Ryan: Why do you talk so much about hair?

Sami: Because I'm a GIRL :D

Ryan: So, I don't know any other girls who do that.

Sami: They lack knowledge and attention to fashion.

Ryan: Leah definitely does. Did you see what she was wearing yesterday?

Sami: No, tell me!!

Ryan: No, then you'll be talking about it the rest of the day and I'd have regretted ever telling you;)

Sami: Whatever, it doesn't matter to me. Maybe she's wearing something just as bad today:lol:

Ryan: You're too much Sami. Well there's Leah *he points to her*

to be continued

Michael [hXc]
11-29-2004, 07:32 PM
good god I'm finally doing more to this:lol:

Sami: i'm going to trip her as she comes by. just watch Ryan.

*she puts her foot out as Leah walks by but Leah dodges it and walks up to Sami*

Leah: Don't think I didn't see that, bitch. If you ever do that again I'll kick your ass in so hard you'll remember it all your ****ing life.

Sami: Listen, don't ever talk to me like that ever again or you'll be so sorry. Think before you open that crap hole you call a mouth.

Leah: Oh, you've asked for it Sami. My friend Haylie and I are going to kick your ass. Meet me at the park across from the grocery store at 6:30. And if you don't show up I'll beat you up right here tomorrow.

Sami: Once I beat you up, don't you dare report me. It's all your fault in the first place that this happened because you messed around with my friend. Look at him standing there, feeling like a piece of ****. and it's all because of you. Leah, you're a rotten person, and you need to stop doing this to people for your own good. One of these days when you're walking down the street and you say something to someone, you'll find yourself with a bloody nose or a black eye. And you'd very well deserve it.

Ryan: Why don't you just go away Leah. You're an *******.

*Leah walks away. Halfway down the hallway she flips both Ryan and Sami off*

Sami: That girl is going to regret ever starting anything with me. One of these days she's going to really get it.

Ryan: And i'll just stand there and laugh at her.

Sami: Haha we're sooooo evil! :devil:

to be continued