Cactus Jack
10-02-2004, 07:52 PM
Cast :
Ben Fallon- Joseph ( RurryMicelli)
Adam Fallon - Jack Wilson
Eric Fallon- Chad Doody
Katie Fallon - Zoie ( Zuzzy )
Emily Fallon - Amy Poehler
Bob Fallon - Steve Carrell
Jeff Hennessey - Ryan Pinkston
Luke Sanders - Michael ( Avril's Sk8er Boi )
Amy Stewart - Ashlee ( *A TV People*)
Paul - Stephen Colbert
Ron - Will Ferrell
Kim - Tina Fey
Donna - Rachel Dratch
Shaun Johnson - Sean Hayes
Guest star
Angela Chase - Sarah Wright
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*The Fallons are shown at the table eating dinner*
Bob : So, Emily, how was work today?
Emily : Great, how was it for you?
Bob : Oh same old, same old, great, great coworkers , boss is a pain in the rump
Emily : Yeah he is
Bob : One day Im gonna give that pain in the rump A pain in the rump if you know what I mean
Emily : *laughs* Yes
*4 kids, 3 boys 1 girl, the boys are 17,15, and 12 the girl is 16*
Bob and Emily : Hey Kids!
Adam : Hey Mom and dad!
Eric : Hey Mom and Dad!
Ben : Hey Mom and Dad!
Kate : Hey Mom and Dad!
Bob : I think we have some parrots here
*all laugh*
*the next morning*
Emily : Okay, almost time for school
The kids : Aww
Bob : Hey, Im the one with the crappy boss and person in the office next to him who wears flamboyant clothes like he’s liberace
Adam : Whoa, was he rejected for Queer Eye for the Straight Guy?
Bob : Haha, no, but he sure looks like he was
Adam : Oh
Eric : Liberace? Does he have a piano by any chance
Bob : Yes, now it’s school time we’ll discuss this
The kids : Okay
*enter at school*
Jeff : Adam!
Adam : Hey Jeff!
Jeff : So, what do ya think, we’re sophomores now, you know that means?
Adam : Picking up chicks?
Jeff : Yeah!
Adam : Okay, who are you thinking of?
Jeff : Cate Henderson, this girl in our history class, WHEW she’s a F-O-X!
Adam : Oh yeah! Did ya get her number?
Jeff : No but I do have a plan
Adam : What? Cheat on the test with her?
Jeff : *laughs* No , im gonna talk to her at lunch
Adam : Okay
*they walk down the hallway and see Eric with a girl*
Eric : Oh, hey Adam and Jeff, this is my girlfriend Angela Chase
Adam : Oooh, nice choice
Eric : Thanks
Angela : Eric is so nice and funny, he talks about you all the time
Jeff : Wow
Adam : Yeah
Eric : So, yeah Im so glad I have a girlfriend
Adam : Cool
*next scene at lunch*
Adam : Okay, Jeff, there she is
Jeff : Yeah *walks over to ate* Hey, Cate
Cate : Hey, whats your name?
Jeff : Jeff Hennessey, sophomore, cool guy, loves the girls. You likey?
Cate : Sure do!
Jeff : Thanks, youre not seeing anyone are ya?
Cate : Great!
Jeff : Wanna go out with me soon?
Cate : Sure!
Jeff : Okay, be right back *walks back to Adam* SHE SAID YES!
*Jeff and Adam high five, then we cut to a middle school where Ben is talking to his friend*
Ben : Middle school is hard so far
Luke : Yeah, it is, the schedule stuff
Ben : Yeah and ya cant get anywhere without the bell ringing on ya
Luke : Yeah, I hope Im never tardy
Ben : Ditto
Luke : Yeah
Ben : A locker combination and everything
Luke : We had that last year too, remember?
Ben : Yeah
Luke : It better be great though
Ben : Yeah!
*cut back to the high school where Kate and her friend are talking*
Kate : Oh, Amy, I hope this year is just as great as last year
Amy : Yeah, me too. I hear they’re serving brownies in the lunchroom today
Kate : Who’s are they?
Amy : I don’t know
Kate : Oh
Amy : Yeah, well I hope the brownies taste good
Kate : Yes , me too!
*cut to another scene, Bob is at work*
Bob : Hey guys!
Paul : Hey, Bob
Ron : Hey, Bob
Bob : So, hows it going?
Paul : Good, what’s up?
Bob : The ceiling
Ron : What’s even farther up?
Bob : Uranus
*all laugh*
Paul : So, does Shaun Johnson still have the office next to you?
Bob : Ugh yes! He’s annoying
Paul : Sure is
Ron : Yeah, he hasn’t ya know come out yet
Paul : Oh he has
Bob : Yeah he’s come out of the office many times, the closet once
*all laugh*
Paul : Yeah, I knew he was gay from the start
Bob : Oh yeah
*giggling is heard*
Paul : Oh no
Shaun : Hey guys, Oh my god I SOOOOO totally cant wait for the Halloween party here!
Ron : What will you dress up as?
Bob : Yeah, who will you dress up as? Hilary Duff?
*all laugh*
Shaun : No I don’t think so I was thinking about Mary Poppins
Bob : Oh, well you cnat borrow my umbrella!
Shaun : What would I do to it? Do it with it
Bob : Yeah
Shaun : Do you just LOVE my outfit today?
Paul : Yes
Shaun : Really?
Paul : No
Bob : Shaun, umm , can I ask you a question?
Shaun : Sure , girlfriend
Bob : *looks disgusted* Ok, will accept, umm did you ever think of being on Queer Eye For the Straight Guy?
Shaun : Hmmm if they let a sixth guy in yeah id totally be perfect
Bob : Yeah. Well, that’s how it goes
Shaun : Right. Okay Bye!
*he exits*
Bob, Paul and ron : Bye!
Bob : I wonder if he will be Mary Poppins
Paul : Yeah, he’d be good at it
Ron : Yeah
Paul : He wants to go on Broadway too, he once said he was going to try out for a musical
Bob : Which one? Hairspray? He’s PERFECT for Edna!
*all laugh*
*we cut to Emily at work*
Emily : Hi, girls
Kim and Donna : Hi
Emily : So, hows your day going?
Kim : Great, you?
Kim : Great!
Emily : Yeah, I wonder if Shaun Johnson has bothered Bob today yet
Kim : Yeah
Emily : He always bothers everyone there
Kim : Yeah
Emily : Everyday Bob comes home with at least some Shaun Johnson story
Kim : Ah
*we cut back to home*
Bob : Shaun Johnson said he might be Mary Poppins for Halloween this year
Emily : Perfect
Bob : I know
Adam : Hey, Jeff has a girlfriend
Eric : Cool!
Ben : Yeah, who is it?
Adam : Cate Henderson
Eric : Is he taking her to homecoming?
Adam : Yup!
Eric : Cool!
Ben : I wish middle schools had homecomings
Adam : Don’t worry, youll be going to one on a couple years
Ben : Yeah
Eric : Theyre fun!
Adam : Yeah!
Ben : Cool!
Adam : Yeah
Eric : Who are you taking, Adam?
Adam : Hmm Jeff said he’d set me up with Cate’s sister, Cheryl, I accepted, so there we go!
Eric : Ah double date!
Emily : Well, it’s next week
Bob : Yeah, you boys have to get dressed up!
Eric and Adam : Ok
*show ends*
Ben Fallon- Joseph ( RurryMicelli)
Adam Fallon - Jack Wilson
Eric Fallon- Chad Doody
Katie Fallon - Zoie ( Zuzzy )
Emily Fallon - Amy Poehler
Bob Fallon - Steve Carrell
Jeff Hennessey - Ryan Pinkston
Luke Sanders - Michael ( Avril's Sk8er Boi )
Amy Stewart - Ashlee ( *A TV People*)
Paul - Stephen Colbert
Ron - Will Ferrell
Kim - Tina Fey
Donna - Rachel Dratch
Shaun Johnson - Sean Hayes
Guest star
Angela Chase - Sarah Wright
_________________________________-
*The Fallons are shown at the table eating dinner*
Bob : So, Emily, how was work today?
Emily : Great, how was it for you?
Bob : Oh same old, same old, great, great coworkers , boss is a pain in the rump
Emily : Yeah he is
Bob : One day Im gonna give that pain in the rump A pain in the rump if you know what I mean
Emily : *laughs* Yes
*4 kids, 3 boys 1 girl, the boys are 17,15, and 12 the girl is 16*
Bob and Emily : Hey Kids!
Adam : Hey Mom and dad!
Eric : Hey Mom and Dad!
Ben : Hey Mom and Dad!
Kate : Hey Mom and Dad!
Bob : I think we have some parrots here
*all laugh*
*the next morning*
Emily : Okay, almost time for school
The kids : Aww
Bob : Hey, Im the one with the crappy boss and person in the office next to him who wears flamboyant clothes like he’s liberace
Adam : Whoa, was he rejected for Queer Eye for the Straight Guy?
Bob : Haha, no, but he sure looks like he was
Adam : Oh
Eric : Liberace? Does he have a piano by any chance
Bob : Yes, now it’s school time we’ll discuss this
The kids : Okay
*enter at school*
Jeff : Adam!
Adam : Hey Jeff!
Jeff : So, what do ya think, we’re sophomores now, you know that means?
Adam : Picking up chicks?
Jeff : Yeah!
Adam : Okay, who are you thinking of?
Jeff : Cate Henderson, this girl in our history class, WHEW she’s a F-O-X!
Adam : Oh yeah! Did ya get her number?
Jeff : No but I do have a plan
Adam : What? Cheat on the test with her?
Jeff : *laughs* No , im gonna talk to her at lunch
Adam : Okay
*they walk down the hallway and see Eric with a girl*
Eric : Oh, hey Adam and Jeff, this is my girlfriend Angela Chase
Adam : Oooh, nice choice
Eric : Thanks
Angela : Eric is so nice and funny, he talks about you all the time
Jeff : Wow
Adam : Yeah
Eric : So, yeah Im so glad I have a girlfriend
Adam : Cool
*next scene at lunch*
Adam : Okay, Jeff, there she is
Jeff : Yeah *walks over to ate* Hey, Cate
Cate : Hey, whats your name?
Jeff : Jeff Hennessey, sophomore, cool guy, loves the girls. You likey?
Cate : Sure do!
Jeff : Thanks, youre not seeing anyone are ya?
Cate : Great!
Jeff : Wanna go out with me soon?
Cate : Sure!
Jeff : Okay, be right back *walks back to Adam* SHE SAID YES!
*Jeff and Adam high five, then we cut to a middle school where Ben is talking to his friend*
Ben : Middle school is hard so far
Luke : Yeah, it is, the schedule stuff
Ben : Yeah and ya cant get anywhere without the bell ringing on ya
Luke : Yeah, I hope Im never tardy
Ben : Ditto
Luke : Yeah
Ben : A locker combination and everything
Luke : We had that last year too, remember?
Ben : Yeah
Luke : It better be great though
Ben : Yeah!
*cut back to the high school where Kate and her friend are talking*
Kate : Oh, Amy, I hope this year is just as great as last year
Amy : Yeah, me too. I hear they’re serving brownies in the lunchroom today
Kate : Who’s are they?
Amy : I don’t know
Kate : Oh
Amy : Yeah, well I hope the brownies taste good
Kate : Yes , me too!
*cut to another scene, Bob is at work*
Bob : Hey guys!
Paul : Hey, Bob
Ron : Hey, Bob
Bob : So, hows it going?
Paul : Good, what’s up?
Bob : The ceiling
Ron : What’s even farther up?
Bob : Uranus
*all laugh*
Paul : So, does Shaun Johnson still have the office next to you?
Bob : Ugh yes! He’s annoying
Paul : Sure is
Ron : Yeah, he hasn’t ya know come out yet
Paul : Oh he has
Bob : Yeah he’s come out of the office many times, the closet once
*all laugh*
Paul : Yeah, I knew he was gay from the start
Bob : Oh yeah
*giggling is heard*
Paul : Oh no
Shaun : Hey guys, Oh my god I SOOOOO totally cant wait for the Halloween party here!
Ron : What will you dress up as?
Bob : Yeah, who will you dress up as? Hilary Duff?
*all laugh*
Shaun : No I don’t think so I was thinking about Mary Poppins
Bob : Oh, well you cnat borrow my umbrella!
Shaun : What would I do to it? Do it with it
Bob : Yeah
Shaun : Do you just LOVE my outfit today?
Paul : Yes
Shaun : Really?
Paul : No
Bob : Shaun, umm , can I ask you a question?
Shaun : Sure , girlfriend
Bob : *looks disgusted* Ok, will accept, umm did you ever think of being on Queer Eye For the Straight Guy?
Shaun : Hmmm if they let a sixth guy in yeah id totally be perfect
Bob : Yeah. Well, that’s how it goes
Shaun : Right. Okay Bye!
*he exits*
Bob, Paul and ron : Bye!
Bob : I wonder if he will be Mary Poppins
Paul : Yeah, he’d be good at it
Ron : Yeah
Paul : He wants to go on Broadway too, he once said he was going to try out for a musical
Bob : Which one? Hairspray? He’s PERFECT for Edna!
*all laugh*
*we cut to Emily at work*
Emily : Hi, girls
Kim and Donna : Hi
Emily : So, hows your day going?
Kim : Great, you?
Kim : Great!
Emily : Yeah, I wonder if Shaun Johnson has bothered Bob today yet
Kim : Yeah
Emily : He always bothers everyone there
Kim : Yeah
Emily : Everyday Bob comes home with at least some Shaun Johnson story
Kim : Ah
*we cut back to home*
Bob : Shaun Johnson said he might be Mary Poppins for Halloween this year
Emily : Perfect
Bob : I know
Adam : Hey, Jeff has a girlfriend
Eric : Cool!
Ben : Yeah, who is it?
Adam : Cate Henderson
Eric : Is he taking her to homecoming?
Adam : Yup!
Eric : Cool!
Ben : I wish middle schools had homecomings
Adam : Don’t worry, youll be going to one on a couple years
Ben : Yeah
Eric : Theyre fun!
Adam : Yeah!
Ben : Cool!
Adam : Yeah
Eric : Who are you taking, Adam?
Adam : Hmm Jeff said he’d set me up with Cate’s sister, Cheryl, I accepted, so there we go!
Eric : Ah double date!
Emily : Well, it’s next week
Bob : Yeah, you boys have to get dressed up!
Eric and Adam : Ok
*show ends*