Chad22
10-01-2004, 01:42 PM
CAST
Adam Collins - Chad Doody
Brad Fulton - TF
Jeff Kimble - EFD
Kim Stevens - Brooke Anne Smith
Walter Munson - William Daniels
GUEST STARS
Dean Sanders - Ed Begley Jr.
Shane - Matthew Lawrence
Zack - Eric 'Ty' Hodges
Fred Brown - George Kennedy
Peter Brown - Jack Wilson
Frankie Muniz - Himself
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*Kim is shown sitting on the couch as Jeff walks out of his bedroom.*
Jeff: Hey Kim, I Was wondering....Would you like to go out sometime?
Kim: Oh Jeff.....How sweet......But No.
Jeff: No?....But Why?
Kim: Because you're a funny looking loser.
Jeff: But But But....
*Jeff holds his hands up to his eyes and runs off crying as Brad walks out of his room.*
Brad: Kim....Run away with me. I Come from a very rich family....I Could give you ANYTHING!
Kim: No you cannot......You cannot give me......TRUE PASSION.
Brad: *Sad* Very Well...
*Brad walks off looking down. Just then theres a knock on the door.*
Kim: Come In.
*The Door Opens and Frankie Muniz walks In.*
Frankie: Hey, Kim!
Kim: Oh My God.....Frankie Muniz!
Frankie: I Sure Am, Kim. And I'm here to ask you a question.
Kim: Whats that?
*Frankie Muniz gets down on his knee.*
Frankie: Will you marry me?!
Kim: Marry You?...
Frankie: I Can take us in my Limo right now....And then we can go live in my mansion. I'm not only famous And Good Looking......I'm Stinkin Rich!
Kim: I'm Afraid Not, Frankie.
Frankie: Why Not?
Kim: My heart belongs to another....
Frankie: Who?
*Just then the door swings open as the chorus of "Fernando" By Abba Plays and Adam walks in looking debonire in a Tuxedo and fake Mustache with his hair slicked back.*
Adam: *Looking At Frankie evily* ........MUNIZ....
Kim: *Stands Up Happy* Adam!
*The Music stops as Frankie Looks down sad and walks towards the door, Then turns around one last time.*
Frankie: We will met again, Collins...
Adam: Beat it, Muniz......Before i teach Agent Cody Banks some new tricks.
*Frankie Looks at Adam angrily and walks out.*
Kim: My Hero!
*Kim Runs over as her and Adam start to kiss. Dean Sanders' class is then shown with Adam sleeping and everyone watching him.*
Adam: *Sleep Talking* You Kiss Magnificently, My Dear.
Dean Sanders: Mr. Collins...
Adam: *Sleep Talking* Be Mine forever.
Dean Sanders: Mr. Collins...
Adam: *Sleep Talking with a smile* I Love it when you touch me there...
Dean Sanders: MR. COLLINS...
*Adam wakes up startled.*
Dean Sanders: What on EARTH Were you dreaming about?
Adam: Frankie Muniz...
*Dean Sanders Looks at Adam oddly.*
(Themesong: "Different People" By No Doubt)
*Adam, Brad & Kim are shown walking down the hallway.*
Adam: You guys ever wonder what food group Jello belongs to?
Brad: No, But i've often wondered what SPECIES You belong to...
Adam: Well my Family are Baptists....So i guess you could classify me as one too. Although i'm really not sure if thats the religion i wanna go by myself. So i really dont know what i am...
Brad: A Complete Moron....Thats what you are.
*Brad walks off Adam looks confused. Just then a couple of guys walk up to them.*
Guy: Hey, Kim.
Kim: Hey, Shane!
Shane: My Fraternitys having a party this Friday Night...Wanna come?
Kim: Sure!
Shane: *Smiles* See you there, Then.
*Shane walks off as Kim smiles and Adam Looks disgusted.*
Adam: You're actually gonna go to that jerk's party?
Kim: What makes you think hes a jerk?
Adam: Dont you ever watch TV, Woman? Guys like that ALWAYS Turn out to be jerks!
Kim: *Laughs* Adam, This isnt TV.
Adam: I Dont Know, Kim.....I Have theories. What makes you think we're not characters on some big TV Show?
Kim: Adam....Do you REALLY Think our lives are based around some TV Show?
Adam: .......Nah, Probably Not. If they were, They woulda made a MUCH More interesting character than Brad.
Kim: *Laughs* I'll see ya later, Adam.
Adam: Bye.
*Kim Walks off as Adam starts thinking and gets a smile on his face. Mr. Munson is then shown sitting in Tony's Pizzeria at a booth when Jeff walks Up wearing an Apron.*
Jeff: Hey Mr. Munson, What are you gonna have?
Mr. Munson: I Didnt know you got a job here, Mr. Kimble.
Jeff: Yeah, My Uncle Tony owns the place. What'll you have?
Mr. Munson: I'll Just have a cup of Coffee.
Jeff: Coming right Up!
*Jeff starts to walk off When an Old man and A Teenage Boy That are sitting at a table, stop him.*
Old Man: Hi, I'm Fred Brown...*Points at Boy* And this is my grandson, Peter.
Jeff: Uhhh.....Hi. Can i take your order?
Fred: Sure. Can i take your wallet?
*Fred & Peter start laughing hysterically as Jeff looks confused.*
Fred: Just messin' with ya kid, How much money could a waiter have anyway?
Peter: Almost Enough to buy a pizza in this crummy place!
*Fred & Peter start laughing hysterically as Jeff Looks annoyed.*
Jeff: What Would you like, Sir?
Fred: Well lets see, Is your Mother single?
*Fred & Peter start laughing again.*
Jeff: I Mean For your order...
Fred: Well, We'll have a Large Anchovie Pizza.
Jeff: Ok, It'll be ready in a few minutes.
*Jeff walks off into the kitchen As Adam & Brad are shown walking In.*
Brad: Adam....Must you follow me all day? I Would like to enjoy my lunch by myself!
Adam: You're in a restaurant full of people!
Brad: Yeah....But none of them are you.
*Brad sits down at A Booth as Adam sits across from him.*
Adam: I Just wanted to give you the good news.
Brad: *Looks Suspicious* Good News?
Adam: *Smiles* Yeah.
Brad: Anything thats good news for you, Turns out to be bad news for me. So get it over with.
Adam: I Signed us up for a Fraternity!
Brad: You WHAT?!
Adam: This is our chance to make names for ourselves!
Brad: I Like MY Name!
Adam: C'Mon, Brad....We really gotta do this.
Brad: Why didnt you sign up just yourself?
Adam: Cause i dont wanna do this alone. C'Mon Brad......Please..........Please........PLEAAAAAAAAASEEEEE!
Brad: Alright, Alright.....But you owe me!
Adam: Deal.
Brad: Whys it so important for you to join this Fraternity, Anyway?
Adam: Uhh....I Dunno....I Just feel like its something i have to do.
Brad: You're doing it to impress Kim, Arent you?
Adam: Oh Yeah.
*Jeff comes walking out of the kitchen with a Pizza and brings it up to Fred & Peter.*
Jeff: There you go.
Peter: Whats this?
Jeff: Your Pizza...
Fred: We didnt order this.
Jeff: Yes you did...
Fred: Who Likes Anchovies?
Jeff: Apparently You Do, Sir.
Peter: I HATE Anchovies.
Fred: Me Too....Could you please bring us our CORRECT Order?
Jeff: And what was that?
Fred: A Large Pineapple Pizza.
Jeff: Are you sure?
Fred: Of course I'm Sure! What do you take me for, An Idiot?
*Jeff is about to say something but doesnt and starts to walk back towards the kitchen*
Mr. Munson: Mr. Kimble...
*Jeff walks up to Mr. Munson*
Mr. Munson: You forgot my coffee...
Jeff: Sorry, Mr. Munson. Hold On a second.
*Jeff starts to walk off.*
Brad: Hey, Jeff.
Jeff: WHAT?!
*Adam & Brad Look confused and a little startled.*
Adam: We....Just wanted to order.
Jeff: Sorry Guys....I'm just a little on edge cause i'm the only waiter here today.
Brad: You sure this job is for you, Jeff?
Jeff: Yeah, Of course.....It runs in the family. My Uncle put alot of hard work and sweat into this place.
Adam: Sweat.....In the Pizza?
*Jeff & Brad Look at Adam Like hes an idiot.*
Jeff: So, What'll you have?
Adam: I'm suddenly not feeling very hungry...
Jeff: Brad?
Brad: Well.....Actually, Im not that hungry anymore either.
Jeff: Hey, I'm A Busy man here....You gotta order something.
*Adam & Brad Look at each other for a second, Then Look at Jeff.*
Adam & Brad: Water
Jeff: *Rolls His Eyes* Fine.
*Jeff walks off into the kitchen.*
Brad: So what exactly are we going to have to do to get into this Fraternity?
Adam: Oh Not Much....Just A Few things for the initation.
Brad: What Kinda "Things"?
Adam: I'm glad you asked that, I Almost forgot.
*Adam Pulls out 2 pairs of Pink glasses with tape across the middle out of his pocket. He gives one pair to Brad and holds the other.*
Adam: We have to wear these......All day.......Everywhere.
Brad: This is a joke....Right?
Adam: *Puts Glasses On.* Does it Look like i'm kidding?
*Brad Looks unsure of all this as Jeff walks out of the kitchen with a pizza and brings it up to Fred & Peter.*
Jeff: Here you go....One Pineapple Pizza.
Peter: I'm Allergic to Pineapple...
Fred: Yeah, Besides...We ordered Pepperoni!
Jeff: *Starts Looking extremely ticked off.* .....What?....
Fred: We ordered a Pepperoni Pizza, And you brought us a pineapple.
Jeff: You ORDERED A Pineapple Pizza! I Made SURE Of it!
Peter: If i eat pineapple....My face will swell up.
Jeff: I you DONT Eat Pineapple.....Your face will swell up!
*Peter backs off scared*
Fred: Now Hold on a second, We just came in for a casual lunch....Its not the boy's fault that you keep mesing up on our order.
Jeff: *Angrily But Nicely.* Ok.......Now are you SURE You want Pepperoni?
Peter: Yes.
Jeff: POSITIVE?!
Fred: Yes, Already....Please just give us our order.
*Jeff walks off into the kitchen. Just then Shane and another guy are shown walking In. They see Adam & Brad wearing the Pink Glasses and start laghing.*
Shane: Look Zack, Its a couple of girly nerds.
Zack: Really? I Thought they were Elton John Impersonaters.
*Shane & Zack laugh and high five as Brad Looks annoyed and embarassed.*
Adam: Hey, Guys.
Shane: Hey, Collins. Like the shades?
Adam: So are we in now?
*Shane & Zack Look at each other and start laughing hysterically.*
Zack: Nah, Man....This is only the beginning.
Shane: But since you seem to be so anxious to get started on your next act of initation...
*Adam & Brad Look at each other scared. They are then shown sitting in the corner of the restaurant in Bunny Outfits and slapping hands.*
Adam & Brad: *Unenthusiasticly* Patty Cake Patty Cake, Baker's Man. Bake me a cake as fast as you can.
*Shane, Zack, And everyone else in the restaurant are laughing hysterically as Adam & Brad continue. Jeff is then shown walking out of the kitchen with a new pizza and brings it up to Fred & Peter.*
Jeff: Here you go.
Peter: Pizza?...
Jeff: .....Yes....
Fred: But we ordered Lasagna.
Jeff:.......LASAGNA?!
Fred: By the way....You might wanna clean out your bathrooms.
Peter: I Have an Aiming Problem.
*Jeff starts twitching and shaking.*
Jeff: *Angrily* THAT.......IS........UN........SANITARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Fred & Peter Look scared*
Jeff: I Have dealt with you two ALL Day. I Brought you an Anchovie Pizza, I Brought you a Pineaple Pizze, I Brought you a Pepperoni Pizza, I Even had to put up with your idiotic jokes!
*Fred Frowns.*
Jeff: But when you start getting unsanitary......THAT IS THE FINAL STRAW!
Man At Next Table: Speaking of straws, Could i have one?
*Jeff grabs a straw out of a drink on an empty table and throws it at the man.*
Jeff: I'VE HAD IT.....I QUIT!
*Jeff takes his apron and tosses it on the ground, Then storms out of the restaurant. Fred & Peter Look at each other for a few seconds with a blank stare, Then start laughing hysterically.*
Peter: Looks like we scared another one away, Grandpa!
Fred: *Laughing* Who Needs Television when you have this?
*Adam & Brad are shown taking the bunny suits off when Shane & Zack walk up to them.*
Shane: And now for your next challenge...
Zack: You guys.....Are gonna dress up.....Like girls!
*Adam & Brad Look at each other, Then at Zack.*
Adam: Been There, Done That.
*Shane & Zack Look confused.*
Shane: Uhhh Then.....You can sneak into Dean Sanders' house when hes not home and surprise him.
Brad: Adam does that everyday...
Adam: Yeah, Me and The Dean *Cross Fingers And Holds them up in the air* We're Like this!
Zack: Kiss A Guy?
*Brad Looks ashamed.*
Shane: Dont tell me you've done that?
Brad: I Dont....Wanna talk about it.
Adam: Whaaaa?
Brad: I Repeat....I DONT Want to talk about it.
Zack: Man....You guys are weird.
*Adam smiles as Brad still Looks uncomfortable.*
Shane: I Dont think this is gonna work out. You guys arent exactly what we're looking for...
Zack: Yeah, We're Looking for people of the Human species.
Adam: Hey, Buddy...I Didnt know what religion we had played a part in this.
*Shane & Zack Look confused.*
Shane: Whatever...Point is, You're not getting In.
Adam: Hey....If My friend Brad cant get in, Then you dont get me either!
*Shane & Zack Look at each other confused*
Zack: Yo Moron....We dont want either of you!
Shane: As a matter of fact, We want you less.
Adam: Yeah....Well......Same to you, Pal.
*Shane & Zack look confused and walk away.*
Adam: How about those guys....First i found out they're prejudice against other religions, And then they expect me to leave behind my good friend.
Brad: ........Were you dropped on your head as a child?
Adam: My mother told you about that?
*Brad Looks confused as Him and Adam walk out. Jeff is then shown walking back In as he walks up to Fred & Peter.*
Jeff: I Almost forgot something...
Fred: Whats that, Son?
Jeff: Your Pizza.
*Jeff picks up the Pepperoni Pizza he left at the table last time and shoves it in the face of Fred. Peter starts laughing hysterically until Jeff picks up a piece he dropped and shoves it in Peter's face. Jeff then smiles and walks out.*
Fred: You Know something, Peter...
Peter: Whats that, Grandpa?
Fred: I Like That Kid!
*Fred & Peter start laughing hysterically as the cheese and sauce rolls down their faces.*
*The End credits start to roll down as a split screen appears with the end of the episode. Adam is shown sitting on the couch when Kim walks In.*
Adam: How was the Frat Party?
Kim: Awful.....You were right about That guy Shane, He IS A Jerk.
Adam: What happened?
Kim: First he tried to make the moves on me, Then when i told him i dont like to move that fast, He told me to get lost.
Adam: What A Jerk.
Kim: *Sad* I Know....It seems like every guy i've ever dated turned out to be a jerk. Just Once i would like to meet a nice considerate guy. The Kinda guy that would hold a door open for me.
*Adam Looks interested.*
Kim: Well....I'm gonna go to bed. Night.
*Kim starts to walk off and Adam walks after her.*
Adam: Want me to hold your bedroom door open for you?
*Just then Jeff walks into the living room as theres a knock on the door. Jeff answers it and sees Mr. Munson standing there.*
Mr. Munson: Mr. Kimble....I Hate to bother you so late.......But i never did get that Coffee.
Jeff: Sorry, Mr. Munson.
*Mr. Munson stays quiet.*
Jeff: Anything else?....
Mr. Munson: YES....I Want my Coffee.
Jeff: Well i would invite you in for some, But none of us drink coffee.......We dont have any.
Mr. Munson: Mr. Kimble, I Am Not leaving until i receive my coffee.
*Jeff Blinks for a few seconds, Then closes the door on Mr. Munson and tuns off the lights, Then goes into his bedroom.*
Mr. Munson's Voice Outside The Door: DONT EXPECT ANY HEAT THIS WINTER UNLESS I GET MY COFFEE....
Adam Collins - Chad Doody
Brad Fulton - TF
Jeff Kimble - EFD
Kim Stevens - Brooke Anne Smith
Walter Munson - William Daniels
GUEST STARS
Dean Sanders - Ed Begley Jr.
Shane - Matthew Lawrence
Zack - Eric 'Ty' Hodges
Fred Brown - George Kennedy
Peter Brown - Jack Wilson
Frankie Muniz - Himself
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*Kim is shown sitting on the couch as Jeff walks out of his bedroom.*
Jeff: Hey Kim, I Was wondering....Would you like to go out sometime?
Kim: Oh Jeff.....How sweet......But No.
Jeff: No?....But Why?
Kim: Because you're a funny looking loser.
Jeff: But But But....
*Jeff holds his hands up to his eyes and runs off crying as Brad walks out of his room.*
Brad: Kim....Run away with me. I Come from a very rich family....I Could give you ANYTHING!
Kim: No you cannot......You cannot give me......TRUE PASSION.
Brad: *Sad* Very Well...
*Brad walks off looking down. Just then theres a knock on the door.*
Kim: Come In.
*The Door Opens and Frankie Muniz walks In.*
Frankie: Hey, Kim!
Kim: Oh My God.....Frankie Muniz!
Frankie: I Sure Am, Kim. And I'm here to ask you a question.
Kim: Whats that?
*Frankie Muniz gets down on his knee.*
Frankie: Will you marry me?!
Kim: Marry You?...
Frankie: I Can take us in my Limo right now....And then we can go live in my mansion. I'm not only famous And Good Looking......I'm Stinkin Rich!
Kim: I'm Afraid Not, Frankie.
Frankie: Why Not?
Kim: My heart belongs to another....
Frankie: Who?
*Just then the door swings open as the chorus of "Fernando" By Abba Plays and Adam walks in looking debonire in a Tuxedo and fake Mustache with his hair slicked back.*
Adam: *Looking At Frankie evily* ........MUNIZ....
Kim: *Stands Up Happy* Adam!
*The Music stops as Frankie Looks down sad and walks towards the door, Then turns around one last time.*
Frankie: We will met again, Collins...
Adam: Beat it, Muniz......Before i teach Agent Cody Banks some new tricks.
*Frankie Looks at Adam angrily and walks out.*
Kim: My Hero!
*Kim Runs over as her and Adam start to kiss. Dean Sanders' class is then shown with Adam sleeping and everyone watching him.*
Adam: *Sleep Talking* You Kiss Magnificently, My Dear.
Dean Sanders: Mr. Collins...
Adam: *Sleep Talking* Be Mine forever.
Dean Sanders: Mr. Collins...
Adam: *Sleep Talking with a smile* I Love it when you touch me there...
Dean Sanders: MR. COLLINS...
*Adam wakes up startled.*
Dean Sanders: What on EARTH Were you dreaming about?
Adam: Frankie Muniz...
*Dean Sanders Looks at Adam oddly.*
(Themesong: "Different People" By No Doubt)
*Adam, Brad & Kim are shown walking down the hallway.*
Adam: You guys ever wonder what food group Jello belongs to?
Brad: No, But i've often wondered what SPECIES You belong to...
Adam: Well my Family are Baptists....So i guess you could classify me as one too. Although i'm really not sure if thats the religion i wanna go by myself. So i really dont know what i am...
Brad: A Complete Moron....Thats what you are.
*Brad walks off Adam looks confused. Just then a couple of guys walk up to them.*
Guy: Hey, Kim.
Kim: Hey, Shane!
Shane: My Fraternitys having a party this Friday Night...Wanna come?
Kim: Sure!
Shane: *Smiles* See you there, Then.
*Shane walks off as Kim smiles and Adam Looks disgusted.*
Adam: You're actually gonna go to that jerk's party?
Kim: What makes you think hes a jerk?
Adam: Dont you ever watch TV, Woman? Guys like that ALWAYS Turn out to be jerks!
Kim: *Laughs* Adam, This isnt TV.
Adam: I Dont Know, Kim.....I Have theories. What makes you think we're not characters on some big TV Show?
Kim: Adam....Do you REALLY Think our lives are based around some TV Show?
Adam: .......Nah, Probably Not. If they were, They woulda made a MUCH More interesting character than Brad.
Kim: *Laughs* I'll see ya later, Adam.
Adam: Bye.
*Kim Walks off as Adam starts thinking and gets a smile on his face. Mr. Munson is then shown sitting in Tony's Pizzeria at a booth when Jeff walks Up wearing an Apron.*
Jeff: Hey Mr. Munson, What are you gonna have?
Mr. Munson: I Didnt know you got a job here, Mr. Kimble.
Jeff: Yeah, My Uncle Tony owns the place. What'll you have?
Mr. Munson: I'll Just have a cup of Coffee.
Jeff: Coming right Up!
*Jeff starts to walk off When an Old man and A Teenage Boy That are sitting at a table, stop him.*
Old Man: Hi, I'm Fred Brown...*Points at Boy* And this is my grandson, Peter.
Jeff: Uhhh.....Hi. Can i take your order?
Fred: Sure. Can i take your wallet?
*Fred & Peter start laughing hysterically as Jeff looks confused.*
Fred: Just messin' with ya kid, How much money could a waiter have anyway?
Peter: Almost Enough to buy a pizza in this crummy place!
*Fred & Peter start laughing hysterically as Jeff Looks annoyed.*
Jeff: What Would you like, Sir?
Fred: Well lets see, Is your Mother single?
*Fred & Peter start laughing again.*
Jeff: I Mean For your order...
Fred: Well, We'll have a Large Anchovie Pizza.
Jeff: Ok, It'll be ready in a few minutes.
*Jeff walks off into the kitchen As Adam & Brad are shown walking In.*
Brad: Adam....Must you follow me all day? I Would like to enjoy my lunch by myself!
Adam: You're in a restaurant full of people!
Brad: Yeah....But none of them are you.
*Brad sits down at A Booth as Adam sits across from him.*
Adam: I Just wanted to give you the good news.
Brad: *Looks Suspicious* Good News?
Adam: *Smiles* Yeah.
Brad: Anything thats good news for you, Turns out to be bad news for me. So get it over with.
Adam: I Signed us up for a Fraternity!
Brad: You WHAT?!
Adam: This is our chance to make names for ourselves!
Brad: I Like MY Name!
Adam: C'Mon, Brad....We really gotta do this.
Brad: Why didnt you sign up just yourself?
Adam: Cause i dont wanna do this alone. C'Mon Brad......Please..........Please........PLEAAAAAAAAASEEEEE!
Brad: Alright, Alright.....But you owe me!
Adam: Deal.
Brad: Whys it so important for you to join this Fraternity, Anyway?
Adam: Uhh....I Dunno....I Just feel like its something i have to do.
Brad: You're doing it to impress Kim, Arent you?
Adam: Oh Yeah.
*Jeff comes walking out of the kitchen with a Pizza and brings it up to Fred & Peter.*
Jeff: There you go.
Peter: Whats this?
Jeff: Your Pizza...
Fred: We didnt order this.
Jeff: Yes you did...
Fred: Who Likes Anchovies?
Jeff: Apparently You Do, Sir.
Peter: I HATE Anchovies.
Fred: Me Too....Could you please bring us our CORRECT Order?
Jeff: And what was that?
Fred: A Large Pineapple Pizza.
Jeff: Are you sure?
Fred: Of course I'm Sure! What do you take me for, An Idiot?
*Jeff is about to say something but doesnt and starts to walk back towards the kitchen*
Mr. Munson: Mr. Kimble...
*Jeff walks up to Mr. Munson*
Mr. Munson: You forgot my coffee...
Jeff: Sorry, Mr. Munson. Hold On a second.
*Jeff starts to walk off.*
Brad: Hey, Jeff.
Jeff: WHAT?!
*Adam & Brad Look confused and a little startled.*
Adam: We....Just wanted to order.
Jeff: Sorry Guys....I'm just a little on edge cause i'm the only waiter here today.
Brad: You sure this job is for you, Jeff?
Jeff: Yeah, Of course.....It runs in the family. My Uncle put alot of hard work and sweat into this place.
Adam: Sweat.....In the Pizza?
*Jeff & Brad Look at Adam Like hes an idiot.*
Jeff: So, What'll you have?
Adam: I'm suddenly not feeling very hungry...
Jeff: Brad?
Brad: Well.....Actually, Im not that hungry anymore either.
Jeff: Hey, I'm A Busy man here....You gotta order something.
*Adam & Brad Look at each other for a second, Then Look at Jeff.*
Adam & Brad: Water
Jeff: *Rolls His Eyes* Fine.
*Jeff walks off into the kitchen.*
Brad: So what exactly are we going to have to do to get into this Fraternity?
Adam: Oh Not Much....Just A Few things for the initation.
Brad: What Kinda "Things"?
Adam: I'm glad you asked that, I Almost forgot.
*Adam Pulls out 2 pairs of Pink glasses with tape across the middle out of his pocket. He gives one pair to Brad and holds the other.*
Adam: We have to wear these......All day.......Everywhere.
Brad: This is a joke....Right?
Adam: *Puts Glasses On.* Does it Look like i'm kidding?
*Brad Looks unsure of all this as Jeff walks out of the kitchen with a pizza and brings it up to Fred & Peter.*
Jeff: Here you go....One Pineapple Pizza.
Peter: I'm Allergic to Pineapple...
Fred: Yeah, Besides...We ordered Pepperoni!
Jeff: *Starts Looking extremely ticked off.* .....What?....
Fred: We ordered a Pepperoni Pizza, And you brought us a pineapple.
Jeff: You ORDERED A Pineapple Pizza! I Made SURE Of it!
Peter: If i eat pineapple....My face will swell up.
Jeff: I you DONT Eat Pineapple.....Your face will swell up!
*Peter backs off scared*
Fred: Now Hold on a second, We just came in for a casual lunch....Its not the boy's fault that you keep mesing up on our order.
Jeff: *Angrily But Nicely.* Ok.......Now are you SURE You want Pepperoni?
Peter: Yes.
Jeff: POSITIVE?!
Fred: Yes, Already....Please just give us our order.
*Jeff walks off into the kitchen. Just then Shane and another guy are shown walking In. They see Adam & Brad wearing the Pink Glasses and start laghing.*
Shane: Look Zack, Its a couple of girly nerds.
Zack: Really? I Thought they were Elton John Impersonaters.
*Shane & Zack laugh and high five as Brad Looks annoyed and embarassed.*
Adam: Hey, Guys.
Shane: Hey, Collins. Like the shades?
Adam: So are we in now?
*Shane & Zack Look at each other and start laughing hysterically.*
Zack: Nah, Man....This is only the beginning.
Shane: But since you seem to be so anxious to get started on your next act of initation...
*Adam & Brad Look at each other scared. They are then shown sitting in the corner of the restaurant in Bunny Outfits and slapping hands.*
Adam & Brad: *Unenthusiasticly* Patty Cake Patty Cake, Baker's Man. Bake me a cake as fast as you can.
*Shane, Zack, And everyone else in the restaurant are laughing hysterically as Adam & Brad continue. Jeff is then shown walking out of the kitchen with a new pizza and brings it up to Fred & Peter.*
Jeff: Here you go.
Peter: Pizza?...
Jeff: .....Yes....
Fred: But we ordered Lasagna.
Jeff:.......LASAGNA?!
Fred: By the way....You might wanna clean out your bathrooms.
Peter: I Have an Aiming Problem.
*Jeff starts twitching and shaking.*
Jeff: *Angrily* THAT.......IS........UN........SANITARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Fred & Peter Look scared*
Jeff: I Have dealt with you two ALL Day. I Brought you an Anchovie Pizza, I Brought you a Pineaple Pizze, I Brought you a Pepperoni Pizza, I Even had to put up with your idiotic jokes!
*Fred Frowns.*
Jeff: But when you start getting unsanitary......THAT IS THE FINAL STRAW!
Man At Next Table: Speaking of straws, Could i have one?
*Jeff grabs a straw out of a drink on an empty table and throws it at the man.*
Jeff: I'VE HAD IT.....I QUIT!
*Jeff takes his apron and tosses it on the ground, Then storms out of the restaurant. Fred & Peter Look at each other for a few seconds with a blank stare, Then start laughing hysterically.*
Peter: Looks like we scared another one away, Grandpa!
Fred: *Laughing* Who Needs Television when you have this?
*Adam & Brad are shown taking the bunny suits off when Shane & Zack walk up to them.*
Shane: And now for your next challenge...
Zack: You guys.....Are gonna dress up.....Like girls!
*Adam & Brad Look at each other, Then at Zack.*
Adam: Been There, Done That.
*Shane & Zack Look confused.*
Shane: Uhhh Then.....You can sneak into Dean Sanders' house when hes not home and surprise him.
Brad: Adam does that everyday...
Adam: Yeah, Me and The Dean *Cross Fingers And Holds them up in the air* We're Like this!
Zack: Kiss A Guy?
*Brad Looks ashamed.*
Shane: Dont tell me you've done that?
Brad: I Dont....Wanna talk about it.
Adam: Whaaaa?
Brad: I Repeat....I DONT Want to talk about it.
Zack: Man....You guys are weird.
*Adam smiles as Brad still Looks uncomfortable.*
Shane: I Dont think this is gonna work out. You guys arent exactly what we're looking for...
Zack: Yeah, We're Looking for people of the Human species.
Adam: Hey, Buddy...I Didnt know what religion we had played a part in this.
*Shane & Zack Look confused.*
Shane: Whatever...Point is, You're not getting In.
Adam: Hey....If My friend Brad cant get in, Then you dont get me either!
*Shane & Zack Look at each other confused*
Zack: Yo Moron....We dont want either of you!
Shane: As a matter of fact, We want you less.
Adam: Yeah....Well......Same to you, Pal.
*Shane & Zack look confused and walk away.*
Adam: How about those guys....First i found out they're prejudice against other religions, And then they expect me to leave behind my good friend.
Brad: ........Were you dropped on your head as a child?
Adam: My mother told you about that?
*Brad Looks confused as Him and Adam walk out. Jeff is then shown walking back In as he walks up to Fred & Peter.*
Jeff: I Almost forgot something...
Fred: Whats that, Son?
Jeff: Your Pizza.
*Jeff picks up the Pepperoni Pizza he left at the table last time and shoves it in the face of Fred. Peter starts laughing hysterically until Jeff picks up a piece he dropped and shoves it in Peter's face. Jeff then smiles and walks out.*
Fred: You Know something, Peter...
Peter: Whats that, Grandpa?
Fred: I Like That Kid!
*Fred & Peter start laughing hysterically as the cheese and sauce rolls down their faces.*
*The End credits start to roll down as a split screen appears with the end of the episode. Adam is shown sitting on the couch when Kim walks In.*
Adam: How was the Frat Party?
Kim: Awful.....You were right about That guy Shane, He IS A Jerk.
Adam: What happened?
Kim: First he tried to make the moves on me, Then when i told him i dont like to move that fast, He told me to get lost.
Adam: What A Jerk.
Kim: *Sad* I Know....It seems like every guy i've ever dated turned out to be a jerk. Just Once i would like to meet a nice considerate guy. The Kinda guy that would hold a door open for me.
*Adam Looks interested.*
Kim: Well....I'm gonna go to bed. Night.
*Kim starts to walk off and Adam walks after her.*
Adam: Want me to hold your bedroom door open for you?
*Just then Jeff walks into the living room as theres a knock on the door. Jeff answers it and sees Mr. Munson standing there.*
Mr. Munson: Mr. Kimble....I Hate to bother you so late.......But i never did get that Coffee.
Jeff: Sorry, Mr. Munson.
*Mr. Munson stays quiet.*
Jeff: Anything else?....
Mr. Munson: YES....I Want my Coffee.
Jeff: Well i would invite you in for some, But none of us drink coffee.......We dont have any.
Mr. Munson: Mr. Kimble, I Am Not leaving until i receive my coffee.
*Jeff Blinks for a few seconds, Then closes the door on Mr. Munson and tuns off the lights, Then goes into his bedroom.*
Mr. Munson's Voice Outside The Door: DONT EXPECT ANY HEAT THIS WINTER UNLESS I GET MY COFFEE....