ok so me and my friend trishelle were saying that ashlee simpson is a terrible singer and she thinks shes punk and indie rock so we wrote this song about her ( it was at like 3 AM so its stupid)

to the tune of pieces of me:

On a Monday i am waiting
for Ashlee Simpson to realize she cant sing
Then i turn on my radio and i hear her
and i scream
cuz i'm sick of this whiny little brat

Fall... go fall off a cliff
And please realize
that no one wants u here

OOOOOhh it feels like u think that u
can actually sing
**** that you cant sing
OOOOOh its as if you think you have talent
and that you're punk
shut up u whiny little bitch
all the pieces, pieces, pieces of ****
all the pieces, pieces, pieces of ****

She is ugly and whiny
and a loser and poser
and as dumb as a pole
When she sings
Idiots listen
Please make us happy
AND DONT SING!
and please dont stop there....

Jump....Jump out the window
Kill yourself and learn you suck

OOOH it feels like that u think that u can actually sing
**** that u cant sing
OOOH its as if u think u have talent n that ur punk
well guess what ur NOT
all the pieces, pieces, pieces, of ****

How do we know
that this brat is not punk
maybe because she sings
about ****ing useless ****
Ashlee Simpson please go away
Forever

On a Monday i am waiting
for her to stop singing
so i can sleep

Repeat chorus x2





lmfao

omhz!1! ur so kewl lzoxl!!

Originally posted by fear the mullet
omhz!1! ur so kewl lzoxl!!

umm... i'm not trying to be "kewl", its a joke

<33

um ok

*sniffs* Is that a Grammy?

Hm, that's actually probably better than Ashlee's version.

Originally posted by Dutabi84
Hm, that's actually probably better than Ashlee's version.

lmfao yeah

Sara, thats not funny and it sucks.

Originally posted by Mr. Stefani
Sara, thats not funny and it sucks.


the name is Frankie, dear.


i'm sry that u think its not funny.

Yeah, Sara, I didn't laugh once.

*Frankie

ah well. i know its pretty bad it was written at 3 AM. lol.

Hey, Sara, it's okay. Can't hit a home run everytime, now, can you, Sara?

I'm sorry but that is not funny, and some of it was just wrong. jmo:rolleyes:

Originally posted by AKA
Hey, Sara, it's okay. Can't hit a home run everytime, now, can you, Sara?

the name is Frankie ;)

Originally posted by Avril's Sk8er Boi
I'm sorry but that is not funny, and some of it was just wrong. jmo:rolleyes:

i know its not haha, but its not wrong its just a joke, and most of it is true...ok all of it is true.lol.

haha my friend katty posted this on our other forum n told me to post it here..

lmao i LOVE THAT
i should record it lol
no, she might sue me
but me and laura can kill her! we are the unbeatable team!

Originally posted by XxReality*StarrxX
the name is Frankie ;) Actually, Sara, I think her name is Ashlee.

Originally posted by AKA
Actually, Sara, I think her name is Ashlee.

no i mean my name is frankie

Originally posted by XxReality*StarrxX
no i mean my name is frankie But Sara, I don't understand. I mean, come on, Sara! Your name is Sara.

I've heard worse. I'm not a big fan of Ashlee Simpson either.

damn i started my Ashlee Simpson Sucks song but when I finish it it might be too offensive to post on here.

I actually like her new song.

Originally posted by AKA
But Sara, I don't understand. I mean, come on, Sara! Your name is Sara.

lmao. nope my name is Frankie, AKA!

Originally posted by Mrs. Ducky
I've heard worse. I'm not a big fan of Ashlee Simpson either.

i dont like her at all

Originally posted by BowWowsBaby
damn i started my Ashlee Simpson Sucks song but when I finish it it might be too offensive to post on here.

no post it i wanna hear it!

Originally posted by *Heinz Me*
I actually like her new song.

it would be good if it wasnt written and sung by her...lol.

Originally posted by XxReality*StarrxX
lmao. nope my name is Frankie, AKA!

oh Sara. Young, young Sara... you're so naive, Sara. You're name is SARA, Sara, do you hear me Sara?

Originally posted by Kaffeine Kay
oh Sara. Young, young Sara... you're so naive, Sara. You're name is SARA, Sara, do you hear me Sara?

17 tis not young

whos Sara?

Originally posted by XxReality*StarrxX
17 tis not young

whos Sara?


You need help, Sara.

Originally posted by Kaffeine Kay
You need help, Sara. Sara certainly should heed your advice. Sara seems to think her name isn't Sara. Everyone except Sara knows this isn't the case. Maybe we can help Sara be the best Sara that Sara can be.

Originally posted by Kaffeine Kay
You need help, Sara.

i dont know any saras

my name is frankie

Originally posted by AKA
Sara certainly should heed your advice. Sara seems to think her name isn't Sara. Everyone except Sara knows this isn't the case. Maybe we can help Sara be the best Sara that Sara can be.

:rotflmao:

when i turn 21 i'm legally changing my name

Originally posted by AKA
Sara certainly should heed your advice. Sara seems to think her name isn't Sara. Everyone except Sara knows this isn't the case. Maybe we can help Sara be the best Sara that Sara can be.

:lol: Come on Sara, you're full of Sara-ness and it shows, Sara. Sara, you should win the #1 Sara award:lol:

Originally posted by Avril's Sk8er Boi
:lol: Come on Sara, you're full of Sara-ness and it shows, Sara. Sara, you should win the #1 Sara award:lol:


lmfao thats so ********...

my name is frankie.

sara is not my name ........ahem AKA.

Originally posted by XxReality*StarrxX
lmfao thats so ********...

my name is frankie.

sara is not my name ........ahem AKA. What happened to your friend, Princess JoJo??? You remember her,don't you???

You sure go by a lot of different names on here,Sara,Frankie,etc. I wonder what name you will have for us next.

Originally posted by XxReality*StarrxX
lmfao thats so ********...

a lot less than your Ashlee Simpson parody, I'm sorry to say.

Originally posted by BravesFan2004
What happened to your friend, Princess JoJo??? You remember her,don't you???

You sure go by a lot of different names on here,Sara,Frankie,etc. I wonder what name you will have for us next.

of course i do. but i hate my name so i changed it. is that a problem.

Originally posted by Avril's Sk8er Boi
a lot less than your Ashlee Simpson parody, I'm sorry to say.

okay if u say so....

heres what I have so far I didn't get through the whole song and it still needs tweeking...feel free to make suggestions

On a Monday I am waiting
Tuesday I am hating,
cause my song, it really sucks
I look outside, I see it
it smells like a pile-o-****
it's my albums in the trash

Oh my album was a flop
As far as singing goes, I better stop

Ohhhhh
It seems like I should finally stop
pretending to be real
I look like a demented seal
Ohhhhh
It's as if you knew it better
than I knew it myself
The fact that my **** don't sell
( I didn't figure out the pieces of me part yet...I'll edit post later)

I am ugly and tone deaf
and I live off Nick and Jess
and I wonder why they stare

Thats all I got so far so I'll finish later and edit...hope yall enjoy this.

OMG I LOVE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ahha keep going.. thats way better than mine... i love it

Originally posted by XxReality*StarrxX
OMG I LOVE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ahha keep going.. thats way better than mine... i love it

Thanks :D ....at the latest I'll have it done and posted by tomorow

why the name frankie, eww

Originally posted by fear the mullet
why the name frankie, eww

tis my favoritest name in the world

.

Originally posted by AKA
.

LMAO.......................................

did you pick frankie becuase of the girl from the real world?

http://www.snarlax.nildram.co.uk/funnys/forums/not_funny.jpg

Originally posted by fear the mullet
did you pick frankie becuase of the girl from the real world?

partly. i do love frankie, but i love the name too.

Originally posted by skyhigh25789
http://www.snarlax.nildram.co.uk/funnys/forums/not_funny.jpg

thats already been done....

Originally posted by XxReality*StarrxX


sara is not my name ........ahem AKA. Actully it is. Its the name your parents gave you at birth. Until you legally changes your name, Sara is what your REAL name.

Originally posted by RurryMicelli
Actully it is. Its the name your parents gave you at birth. Until you legally changes your name, Sara is what your REAL name.

yah its my real name but i dont answer to it anymore, everyone calls me frankie, its my nickname

Originally posted by skyhigh25789
http://www.snarlax.nildram.co.uk/funnys/forums/not_funny.jpg

:lol:

Originally posted by XxReality*StarrxX
yah its my real name but i dont answer to it anymore, everyone calls me frankie, its my nickname


Your nickname? You're ****ing obsessed with it!

interesting thread :lol:

but... i actually like ashlee simpson. so yeah.

Originally posted by Kaffeine Kay
Your nickname? You're ****ing obsessed with it!

hahah you censor yourself

Originally posted by Kaffeine Kay
Your nickname? You're ****ing obsessed with it!

i'm obsessed with my name? riiight

Originally posted by XxReality*StarrxX
i'm obsessed with my name? riiight

Originally posted by AKA



i'm sorry you think that, but thats what everyone calls me, even some of my teachers

ashlee never said she was a punk. :grady:

Originally posted by safety pin
ashlee never said she was a punk. :grady:

yeah she always is like " my music is punk" and " i'm different than jessica because like her music is pop and mine is punk and indie"

Ummm...SARA...I stopped reading that after the second line. If you're going to write a parody, at least make it go with the tune of the ****ing song.

Originally posted by XxReality*StarrxX
yeah she always is like " my music is punk" and " i'm different than jessica because like her music is pop and mine is punk and indie" No, she says it's more rock than Jessica's.

and i could have sworn you had her in your avatar the other day, i might be thinking of someone else though.

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
Ummm...SARA...I stopped reading that after the second line. If you're going to write a parody, at least make it go with the tune of the ****ing song.

it does go with the tune

gosh u dont have to be so rude...

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
No, she says it's more rock than Jessica's.

on her show and on trl she said differently

Originally posted by safety pin
and i could have sworn you had her in your avatar the other day, i might be thinking of someone else though.

no that couldnt have been me... i dont like her AT ALL

Originally posted by XxReality*StarrxX
no that couldnt have been me... i dont like her AT ALL I thought you did too :confused:

Originally posted by XxReality*StarrxX
it does go with the tune

gosh u dont have to be so rude... No...It doesn't. But good try.

Yes it was you who had Ashlee in your av. It was your first avatar here. And above it said "Ashlee Simpson fan". Anyone take screenshots of it?

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
No...It doesn't. But good try.

it does, it has the same tune but u cant tell by the lyrics, if i ever sang it for u u'd see

Originally posted by Avril's Sk8er Boi
Yes it was you who had Ashlee in your av. It was your first avatar here. And above it said "Ashlee Simpson fan". Anyone take screenshots of it?

i STRONGLY DISLIKE her, i've never had an avatar of her

I'm not trying to argue with you, but I remember you DID have an Ashlee av.

Originally posted by XxReality*StarrxX
it does, it has the same tune but u cant tell by the lyrics, if i ever sang it for u u'd see I sang it to myself. There are too many syllables.

Originally posted by Avril's Sk8er Boi
I'm not trying to argue with you, but I remember you DID have an Ashlee av.

it couldnt have been me. i've never had a single picture of her saved to my computer in my life.

Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
I sang it to myself. There are too many syllables.

ah well it still works

Ok I was just talking to my friend, an Ashlee hater, and he wants me to share with you his Ashlee parody. Here goes...

On a Monday, I am waiting
On Tuesday, I am hating
this stupid little bitch
I turn on my TV
and who's on...It's Ashlee
your music sucks bitch ass

Fall... go fall of a bridge
and realize that you suck
we hate you....

Ohhhhhh seems like you **** your fat ass
you like the way it feels
go **** your bitchy ass
Ohhhh as if you like to **** yourself
I know how I can tell
I hate you, little bitch
All the pieces, pieces, pieces of ****
All the pieces, pieces, pieces of ****

thats all he got so far.

Originally posted by XxReality*StarrxX
it couldnt have been me. i've never had a single picture of her saved to my computer in my life.

I definitely remember it. But if you say so....

Originally posted by Avril's Sk8er Boi
Ok I was just talking to my friend, an Ashlee hater, and he wants me to share with you his Ashlee parody. Here goes...

On a Monday, I am waiting
On Tuesday, I am hating
this stupid little bitch
I turn on my TV
and who's on...It's Ashlee
your music sucks bitch ass

Fall... go fall of a bridge
and realize that you suck
we hate you....

Ohhhhhh seems like you **** your fat ass
you like the way it feels
go **** your bitchy ass
Ohhhh as if you like to **** yourself
I know how I can tell
I hate you, little bitch
All the pieces, pieces, pieces of ****
All the pieces, pieces, pieces of ****

thats all he got so far.

haha thats funny

The rest of it....

You are stupid
and trashy
you get restless and crap less
and you never seem to care
when you're bitchy
and get ****ed
you get your stupid ass kicked
and i wont stop till you die

Die.... go jump off a truck
and realize that posers
like you should die

Ohhhh seems like you should finally die
I'll kick your ****ing ass
And then you will go crap
Ohhhhh as if you know you are hated
we want to kick your ass
until you start to crap
All the pieces, pieces, pieces of ****
All the pieces, pieces, pieces of ****

Originally posted by XxReality*StarrxX
i STRONGLY DISLIKE her, i've never had an avatar of her


yea ya did because you posted in the rate the avatar above thread and I gave it a 0

yeah...you're all losers.

on her show and on trl she said differently
even if she did say her music is punk/indie, she could have been mistaken. there really is no accurate way you can judge whether someone's a poser unless they say "i wear this and listen to that because i want to be punk."

and out of all the parodies that have been posted, none of them fit the actual song or even rhyme.

oh my god, is it that big of a deal?

Originally posted by fear the mullet
oh my god, is it that big of a deal?
oh my god, i'm not about to throw a knife at her.

Originally posted by safety pin
and out of all the parodies that have been posted, none of them fit the actual song or even rhyme.

mine rhymes.....sort of (lol)

Originally posted by safety pin
oh my god, i'm not about to throw a knife at her.

hhhaa that made no sense.

Originally posted by fear the mullet
hhhaa that made no sense.
hhhaa, yeah it did. you say that i'm making a big deal out of it so i informed you that i'm not going insane over it.

Originally posted by fear the mullet
hahah you censor yourself

the boards automatically do it, *******.

Whoops. I "sensored myself".

*******.

eh, wtf.. this thread should be closed.

i think there's a high likelihood of this being josh. :lol:

- he tries to start **** with me
- he makes no sense when he fights
- he avoids posts that pwn him
- he acts the same has the same attitude twoards everything
- his name is josh

ok.

you are probably thinking of a different josh.

Originally posted by fear the mullet
you are probably thinking of a different josh.
What exactly do you mean i'm thinking of a different josh? Are you saying there was never a josh here who did the things i listed?

one, i've never talked to you before tonight. two, its seems like "josh" has done this to you before.

Originally posted by fear the mullet
its seems like "josh" has done this to you before.
duh.

ive never talked to you before, how could i've done this to you before tonight?

I wasn't here when Josh was but I read old posts and this guy seems like him:lol: but if its him wouldn't you think he'd be banned already?

Originally posted by safety pin
and out of all the parodies that have been posted, none of them fit the actual song or even rhyme. THANK YOU.

fear the mullet- hey why do u always start fights?

Originally posted by XxReality*StarrxX
i STRONGLY DISLIKE her, i've never had an avatar of her I have proof right here:http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?s=&threadid=98496&perpage=15&pagenumber=89
When I was rating your av, I said:
1/10- I dont like Ashlee Simpson at all. I knew it was Ashlee because your av said "Ashlee Simpson."

Originally posted by RurryMicelli
I have proof right here:http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?s=&threadid=98496&perpage=15&pagenumber=89
When I was rating your av, I said:
I knew it was Ashlee because your av said "Ashlee Simpson."
:lol:

It's true, though, the girl CAN'T sing...

Originally posted by RurryMicelli
I have proof right here:http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?s=&threadid=98496&perpage=15&pagenumber=89
When I was rating your av, I said:
I knew it was Ashlee because your av said "Ashlee Simpson."
PWNED!

wrong thread sorry :blush:

Originally posted by BravesFan2004
I wonder what name you will have for us next.
feefee. no, not feefee. thats my name (so is captain mcallister) and fefe dobson is a stoopid lady because she stole it. i suppose i just contradicted myself..

so at this rate it will be george w. bush.

Originally posted by XxReality*StarrxX
no i mean my name is frankie

I laid on a dune, I looked at the sky,
When the children were babies and played on the beach.
You came up behind me, I saw you go by,
You were always so close and still within reach.

Sara, Sara,
Whatever made you want to change your mind?
Sara, Sara,
So easy to look at, so hard to define.

I can still see them playin' with their pails in the sand,
They run to the water their buckets to fill.
I can still see the shells fallin' out of their hands
As they follow each other back up the hill.

Sara, Sara,
Sweet virgin angel, sweet love of my life,
Sara, Sara,
Radiant jewel, mystical wife.

Sleepin' in the woods by a fire in the night,
Drinkin' white rum in a Portugal bar,
Them playin' leapfrog and hearin' about Snow White,
You in the marketplace in Savanna-la-Mar.

Sara, Sara,
It's all so clear, I could never forget,
Sara, Sara,
Lovin' you is the one thing I'll never regret.

I can still hear the sounds of those Methodist bells,
I'd taken the cure and had just gotten through,
Stayin' up for days in the Chelsea Hotel,
Writin' "Sad-Eyed Lady of the Lowlands" for you.

Sara, Sara,
Wherever we travel we're never apart.
Sara, oh Sara,
Beautiful lady, so dear to my heart.

How did I meet you? I don't know.
A messenger sent me in a tropical storm.
You were there in the winter, moonlight on the snow
And on Lily Pond Lane when the weather was warm.

Sara, oh Sara,
Scorpio Sphinx in a calico dress,
Sara, Sara,
You must forgive me my unworthiness.

Now the beach is deserted except for some kelp
And a piece of an old ship that lies on the shore.
You always responded when I needed your help,
You gimme a map and a key to your door.

Sara, oh Sara,
Glamorous nymph with an arrow and bow,
Sara, oh Sara,
Don't ever leave me, don't ever go.

Originally posted by XxReality*StarrxX
fear the mullet- hey why do u always start fights?

becuase i'm a ****

Originally posted by The Modfather
I laid on a dune, I looked at the sky,
When the children were babies and played on the beach.
You came up behind me, I saw you go by,
You were always so close and still within reach.

Sara, Sara,
Whatever made you want to change your mind?
Sara, Sara,
So easy to look at, so hard to define.

I can still see them playin' with their pails in the sand,
They run to the water their buckets to fill.
I can still see the shells fallin' out of their hands
As they follow each other back up the hill.

Sara, Sara,
Sweet virgin angel, sweet love of my life,
Sara, Sara,
Radiant jewel, mystical wife.

Sleepin' in the woods by a fire in the night,
Drinkin' white rum in a Portugal bar,
Them playin' leapfrog and hearin' about Snow White,
You in the marketplace in Savanna-la-Mar.

Sara, Sara,
It's all so clear, I could never forget,
Sara, Sara,
Lovin' you is the one thing I'll never regret.

I can still hear the sounds of those Methodist bells,
I'd taken the cure and had just gotten through,
Stayin' up for days in the Chelsea Hotel,
Writin' "Sad-Eyed Lady of the Lowlands" for you.

Sara, Sara,
Wherever we travel we're never apart.
Sara, oh Sara,
Beautiful lady, so dear to my heart.

How did I meet you? I don't know.
A messenger sent me in a tropical storm.
You were there in the winter, moonlight on the snow
And on Lily Pond Lane when the weather was warm.

Sara, oh Sara,
Scorpio Sphinx in a calico dress,
Sara, Sara,
You must forgive me my unworthiness.

Now the beach is deserted except for some kelp
And a piece of an old ship that lies on the shore.
You always responded when I needed your help,
You gimme a map and a key to your door.

Sara, oh Sara,
Glamorous nymph with an arrow and bow,
Sara, oh Sara,
Don't ever leave me, don't ever go.

:lol: lmfao

Originally posted by safety pin
PWNED! Do you mean "owned?" :lol:

the youth in this country these days makes me want to vomit.

and Ashlee Simpson is overrated. there, I said it. I'm probably the only one in on this planet who doesn't like her, but whatever. to each his own.......let the flame war begin.

Originally posted by Czas na Zywiec
the youth in this country these days makes me want to vomit.

and Ashlee Simpson is overrated. there, I said it. I'm probably the only one in on this planet who doesn't like her, but whatever. to each his own.......let the flame war begin.

i'm so with u there... i hate her and she is overrated

Originally posted by Czas na Zywiec

Ashlee Simpson is overrated. there, I said it. I'm probably the only one in on this planet who doesn't like her, but whatever. to each his own.......let the flame war begin.

ditto

Originally posted by RurryMicelli
Do you mean "owned?" :lol:

Yes... but that's Sarah's way of typing it.

Originally posted by Czas na Zywiec
the youth in this country these days makes me want to vomit.

and Ashlee Simpson is overrated. there, I said it. I'm probably the only one in on this planet who doesn't like her, but whatever. to each his own.......let the flame war begin. Nah, I hate her too

Originally posted by RurryMicelli
I have proof right here:http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?s=&threadid=98496&perpage=15&pagenumber=89
When I was rating your av, I said:
I knew it was Ashlee because your av said "Ashlee Simpson."
*tick, tock*
I guess shes not awnsering

Originally posted by Kaffeine Kay
Yes... but that's Sarah's way of typing it.
yep. and when i say someone shall "APY" i mean they'll "PAY". i made that typo one time and it looked so stupid so i left it on there.

Originally posted by Czas na Zywiec
the youth in this country these days makes me want to vomit.

and Ashlee Simpson is overrated. there, I said it. I'm probably the only one in on this planet who doesn't like her, but whatever. to each his own.......let the flame war begin. I agree. The girl can't sing, she can't. She just can't. The end.

Originally posted by RurryMicelli
*tick, tock*
I guess shes not awnsering
yep, she's PWNED alright.

Originally posted by safety pin
yep, she's PWNED alright. :lol: