Okay so me and Emma (a.k.a MovieHuntress) decided to write a fic together. It'll include all the characters so it's pretty much a fic for everyone. Enjoy. :)

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Dr. Phil: On today's show, we have a woman who is having a major problem with her co-workers. We've got Mrs.Robinsons, eavesdroppers, control freaks; we've got everything on today's show. Stay tuned.

*music plays*

Dr. Phil: Okay guys. On today's show we have Jinny. She's the one I told you about; the one complaining about her co-workers. So we're going to talk to her and her co-workers to see if we can fix whatever may be going on. So, Jinny. Tell me the problem.
Jinny: Well Dr. Phil...I just. These people are so...out there like you wouldnt believe. I mean, I am no where near sane myself, but these people that I work with are just...they're just crazy.
Dr. Phil: What makes them so crazy? What do they do?
Jinny: Well, my captain. God. She's in her fifties. She's the biggest Mrs.Robinson I know. She never dates anyone her own age. Its just...bad.
Dr. Phil: Okay. What else is going on?
Jinny: My partner, Magda, she has control issues. She's just...everything has to go her way. And she has this insane "Holier Than Thou" attitude. It drives everyone crazy. And Raina. Oh God. She's so nosey. She feels the need to know everyone's business. She can't keep a secret to save her damn life.
Dr. Phil: Alright, we're gonna take a break. Next, what one man caught on tape.

***COMMERCIAL BREAK***

Random Voice: Coming up on Dr.Phil.

*CLIP*
Dr.Phil: What are you thinking?!? You keep sleeping around like that and you're going to end up being diseased, raped or killed.
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Dr.Phil: Okay, so we're back with Jinny, the woman complaining about her co-workers. And now we have Kate. She's the Mrs.Robinson Jinny mentioned earlier. So, Jinny, explain to Kate what the problem is.
Jinny: Okay. Listen, Cap. You just...you need to start dating men your own age. Its getting ridiculous. You hunt down and prey on all these young vulnerable men. And for what? Sex. Its disgusting.
Dr.Phil: Okay. Can y'all hold on a minute. We have a clip of Kate doing "the dirty." A young man caught this on tape by accident. And for y'all at home....we can't show this on daytime television.

***Clip Plays***


Dr. Phil: Now, Kate, how do you feel about that clip?
Kate: There's nothing wrong with it.
Dr. Phil: There's nothing wrong with it?!? Woman, you were having sex in a public area with a man half your age and you think there's nothing wrong with that?
Kate: Dr.Phil, look at me. I'm 53 and I look good. I've got it and I can flaunt it any way I choose.
Dr. Phil: Not when it's in public.
Jinny: He's right Cap. You've got to stop.
Kate: Jinny, just stay out of this. I live my life the way I choose.
Dr. Phil: Kate, the woman is trying to help you here. Maybe you need help.
Kate: No, I dont. I'm fine. Things are fine. My life is great.
Dr.Phil: What are you thinking?!? You keep sleeping around like that and you're going to end up being diseased, raped or killed.

*APPLAUSE*

Dr.Phil: Next, a woman who cant mind her own business

OMG You two are CRAZY!!!!!!!!! BUt you know me I LOVE crazy... If, ur looking for a crazy time Call Michelle at I-800Crazy. Okay sorry.... I love this... keep going! Yep you must keep going. And what I find even more funny is that fact that Jinny is the one being the sane one. Well for the moment anyway the shows not over yet. SO that means you must post more!!!!! yep!

Originally posted by Irish_Rose_Kate
OMG You two are CRAZY!!!!!!!!! BUt you know me I LOVE crazy... If, ur looking for a crazy time Call Michelle at I-800Crazy. Okay sorry.... I love this... keep going! Yep you must keep going. And what I find even more funny is that fact that Jinny is the one being the sane one. Well for the moment anyway the shows not over yet. SO that means you must post more!!!!! yep!

Thank you thank you *bows* You are too kind. We have the next post written...and probably the one after that....we just thought we'd keep ya waitin,. We're CRAZY and mean! Mwhahahahahaaaaaa!:D :D

LOve it! Keep going this ones great!

LMAO!!!! This is cracking me up!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: Post more soon!

Newbie wants more! :) This start's hillarious! Although....
"Kate: Dr.Phil, look at me. I'm 53 and I look good. I've got it and I can flaunt it any way I choose."
*cough*57*cough*:p
But, hey who's counting? She is still the best!:D

Originally posted by Georgiakj
Newbie wants more! :) This start's hillarious! Although....
"Kate: Dr.Phil, look at me. I'm 53 and I look good. I've got it and I can flaunt it any way I choose."
*cough*57*cough*:p
But, hey who's counting? She is still the best!:D

Bonnie is 56. "Kate" is 53 ;) And they both look great for their age!

Glad ya like the fic! actually all the credit goes to Tara for that post....and probably the next.....lol

Bonnie is 58 if my sources are right (born 46-03-25) but again who's counting...I'd like to look so young when I'm 50! How does she do it, that she looks 10 yrs younger, even in her films*wonders*
Anyways, can't wait to read more! The best thing about these fics that I can even picture the scenes in my head like a real (crazy) ep of the TD!:crazy:

Originally posted by Georgiakj
Bonnie is 58 if my sources are right (born 46-03-25) but again who's counting...I'd like to look so young when I'm 50! How does she do it, that she looks 10 yrs younger, even in her films*wonders*
Anyways, can't wait to read more! The best thing about these fics that I can even picture the scenes in my head like a real (crazy) ep of the TD!:crazy:


Ms. Bonnie is 56. MovieHuntress and I know for sure. We've been researching. There are a lot of things we know that other people probably don't. So, in case you wanna know something, just ask. And yeah..."Kate" is 53.:wave:

Originally posted by MovieHuntress17


Glad ya like the fic! actually all the credit goes to Tara for that post....and probably the next.....lol


Don't forget the one after that, Emma. lol. Just joking.

Dr. Phil: Okay, now we have Raina.
Raina: Hi, Dr. Phil. Hey everybody. *Waves at the audience*
Audience: Hi Raina.
Raina: Is everybody doin good today?
Audience: Yeah.
Dr.Phil: *laughing* Okay Raina, thats enough.
Raina: Oh, okay.
Dr.Phil: Well, I heard through the grapevine that you love to gossip. Is that true.
Raina: Of course. Who doesnt like to gossip?
Jinny: Me.
Kate: Me.
Jinny: You're too damn busy being the subject of the gossip.
Dr. Phil: Anyway, Jinny says that you're extremely nosey. She's mentioned that you're an eavesdropper.
Raina: Me? An eavesdropper? No. I dont eavesdrop.I'm not nosey at all.
Dr. Phil: No not at all. You're just in denial. How do I know? Because we have a clip of you relaying some gossip to someone at the workplace. Yep, that's right. We had hidden cameras all over the place. So whatever y'all have been doing for the last three months has been caught on tape.

***CLIP***
Raina: *watches and listens from her desk*
Chief Patterson: I think it would be a good idea if we had lunch together this afternoon.
Kate: Okay.
Chief: Yeah, we need to discuss the Brackins/Martinez case.
Kate: You got it Chief.
Chief: I'll see you at two?
Kate: *winks and nods* Sure.

A few minutes later, Raina picks up the phone and dials a number.
Raina: Ooooh, Magda. Guess what just happened.
***CLIP ENDS***


Dr.Phil: Stiil in denial?
Raina: Okay okay, so I gossip a little bit. What's the harm in that?
Dr.Phil: The harm in that is that you started a rumor that Kate was sleeping with the Police Chief and now Kate's been under a lot of scrutiny and criticism.
Kate: Raina, why would I sleep with the chief? He's older than I am.
Jinny: You're joking right???
Kate : Of course!......But I have not slept with the chief! .............yet
Dr. Phil: Okay. we're gonna take a break. Up next, a young woman who is too eager to keep the peace.


;)

Originally posted by consentida
Don't forget the one after that, Emma. lol. Just joking.

Naw, probably that one too. lol

Originally posted by consentida
Ms. Bonnie is 56. MovieHuntress and I know for sure. We've been researching. There are a lot of things we know that other people probably don't. So, in case you wanna know something, just ask. And yeah..."Kate" is 53.:wave:

I wanna know everything!!! :D
I got the birthdate from the Internet Movie Database, but maybe you know a better source?
Wasn't Kate celebrating her 50th in a s2 ep? I'm getting confused....:confused:
Anyways either of you please post more!

BTW consentida, the Behind closed doors is your fic isn't it? I loved that one too, I'm new here in the division universe, so I consumed that several-year fic in a weeklong gulp. Yummy! :)

Oh yeah and I wanted to ask someone who knows better...what was that with M.J.Fox and Bonnie? I only saw the Star cover and was wondering....

Originally posted by Georgiakj
I wanna know everything!!! :D
I got the birthdate from the Internet Movie Database, but maybe you know a better source?
Wasn't Kate celebrating her 50th in a s2 ep? I'm getting confused....:confused:
Anyways either of you please post more!

BTW consentida, the Behind closed doors is your fic isn't it? I loved that one too, I'm new here in the division universe, so I consumed that several-year fic in a weeklong gulp. Yummy! :)

Oh yeah and I wanted to ask someone who knows better...what was that with M.J.Fox and Bonnie? I only saw the Star cover and was wondering....


Season 2: Kate turned 50.
Season 3: Kate turned 51.
Season 4: Kate turned 52.
Then there was a time lapse in season 4 because Jinny was pregnant. So, assuming that everything was pushed ahead about a year on the show, Kate would be 53.

In an article in 1986, Bonnie said herself that she was only 38. Thus, making her birth year, 1948.

And yes, Behind Closed Doors is my fic. Thanks for taking the time to read it. I know it's long and tedious, but thanks. :)

As for Michael J. Fox, that's one thing me and Emma are still working on ( I make it seem like we're working on this big project or something). But nothing's come up yet.

Awwww, funny post! More soon?

OMG LMAO!! you two are just what i needed tonight! That was really awsome!!! Pleace post more!

Short post...

Dr.Phil: If you're just joining us, we're here with a group of co-workers that's having an extremely difficult time getting along. Please welcome Stacy to the show.

*Applause*

Dr.Phil: Now Stacy, I've been told that you're a pacifist; a peacemaker. Is that correct?
Stacy: Yes.
Dr. Phil: Why is that? Can you tell us?
Stacy: Well, I had a really bad fight with my parents about my wedding about two years ago. I haven't really spoken to them since then. I'm not a person that enjoys fighting with people I care about, so I guess that's why. I don't want to distance myself from anyone else that I care about.
Dr.Phil: Well, I have to say, that's very good. I'm glad someone in this bunch has their head on straight.
Raina: Excuse me?
Jinny: Yeah really...
Kate: Does my head look like it's upside down to you?
Jinny: Wouldn't surprise me if it was last night....
Stacy: Here they go again! Jinny,Cap pleeeeeeease, I'm begging you don't start! I can't handle it. I'm already nervous enough! Just Jinny: apologize to Cap. And Cap just ignore her,okay? Just lets not fight okay? Especially on Dr. Phil.
Raina: Oh stop whining, ya big baby. Were you like this in school? How the hell did ya make it out alive?
Dr. Phil: Yeah, I think we'll take a break now.

I really have no idea if, this is a good thing or a bad thing, but Stacy sounds like me. LOL Anyway more more more more more more more more more more more.... PLEASE!! you two are so awsome!

LMAO, this fic cracks me up! Good job, you guys! Post more soon! :D

Dude i actually wrote a teeny tiny itsy bitsy bit of that post! go me! lol
glad ya liked,peeps!

post more soon!

LMFAO Guys, this fic is hilarious! Post more soon.:wave:

Well...
Ain't it a bitch sorting out their Sordid Lives? :singer:

:happyface:

Originally posted by Georgiakj
Well...
Ain't it a bitch sorting out their Sordid Lives? :singer:

:happyface:

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! SORDID LIIIIIIIVESS!!!!

:banana: :woohoo: party: :bouncers :rock:

*Ahem* sry. Favorite movie.:) Latrelle ROCKS!

Originally posted by Georgiakj
Well...
Ain't it a bitch sorting out their Sordid Lives? :singer:

:happyface:

It's a bitch, when ya come to realize
Open up a box of Cracker Jax
And ya get a really ****ty prize
It's a bitch sortin' out our sorry, little, sordid lives...

Originally posted by MovieHuntress17
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! SORDID LIIIIIIIVESS!!!!

:banana: :woohoo: party: :bouncers :rock:

*Ahem* sry. Favorite movie.:) Latrelle ROCKS!

Yup, thought so! :D And ditto! :woohoo:

Originally posted by consentida
It's a bitch, when ya come to realize
Open up a box of Cracker Jax
And ya get a really ****ty prize
It's a bitch sortin' out our sorry, little, sordid lives...

Amen to that! :D

(not?) completely OT
Fellow Sordid Livers! :D
I have a question: does any of you saw the Bonnie interview on the DVD?
I'm asking, because I saw a quite cheap one on eBay. Should I buy?
I have the movie already, so is it worth to buy the DVD for just the exras?
Heeeeelp me sorting out my So....ya know! :D

Originally posted by Georgiakj
(not?) completely OT
Fellow Sordid Livers! :D
I have a question: does any of you saw the Bonnie interview on the DVD?
I'm asking, because I saw a quite cheap one on eBay. Should I buy?
I have the movie already, so is it worth to buy the DVD for just the exras?
Heeeeelp me sorting out my So....ya know! :D

Yes! it is!

Latrelle reminds me sooooooo much of one of my aunts! Only my aunt has better fashion sense and she's bitchier...but we love her anyways lol

sry peeps ot

La La La...

Dr.Phil: On today's show we're dealing with co-workers who can't seem to get along. Our fifth addition to this never ending saga would be Magda, Jinny's partner. Magda is the co-worker that Jinny says has a "Holer Than Thou" attitude. According to all the tape recordings from their workplace, I can tell you that Magda, indeed, has such an attitude. Magda, why is that you think you can fix everyone and their problems?
Magda: I dont. I'm not perfect and I dont know the answers to everything. I'm just trying to be a good friend. That's all.
Jinny: Yeah right...
Dr.Phil: We have a clip from work that might change your mind Magda...

***CLIP***

Magda: You were sleeping Ross AND Louis at the same time? Cap, what's wrong with you?
Kate: Who said I was sleeping with them both?
Magda: Everyone's talking about it. Raina confirmed it. I can't belierve you sleep around like that.

***END of CLIP***

Dr. Phil: Now Magda, isn't true that not even a year into your marriage, you began an extramarital affair with the doctor that performed your surgery?
Magda: Yes.
Raina: You cheated on Gabe?
Magda: *nods*
Dr.Phil: Okay so you were cheating on your husband and here you are lecturing Kate about sleeping with two men at the same time? Woman, what is wrong with you? You are no better than she is for doing what you did.
Jinny: THANK YOU.
Magda: Shut up Jinny.
Jinny: No. That's what I've been saying all along.
Magda: But, I didn't do it just for the sex.
Kate: Who the *bleep*said thats the only reason I did it?!
Jinny: Just for the sex or not,at least she wasn't married! She never took any vows with either of them!
Kate: Thanks, Jinny.
Jinny: Gotta give ya that much credit.
Magda: Hey! I never meant to hurt Gabe!
Dr. Phil: What did you think having an affair would do?
Magda: Gabe was away a lot. I was so lonely. I just wanted to feel alive again.
Raina: And surviving a very near fatal gunshot didn't?
Magda: Shut up Raina.
Kate : Don't tell her to shut up.She has a very good point!
Magda: Don't tell me what to do! I only hafta take orders from you at work!
Dr.Phil: okay ladies. This isn't Springer,and and I don't have any meow mix handy.
Stacy: *sighs* Thanks Dr. Phil.
Dr.Phil: Okay, we're gonna take a break. We really need one. Up next, the only male that's mixed up with all these lovely ladies.

***COMMERCIAL***



:)

LOL! Too funny......can't wait to read what Nate has to say! :lol: Post more soon!

Originally posted by Snowfall
LOL! Too funny......can't wait to read what Nate has to say! :lol: Post more soon!


LOL be careful cause if, they have Nate comes out they may have on HUGE orgy, Knowing the two of them... LOL j/k... I hope I am J/K cause I really don't want to read that... but maybe I gave Emma the satisfaction of getting a mental picture of that... witch in, and of it's self would my cause enough for me to be ROTFLMAO!!!! Wooot okay... Asking for more, and hoping there are no orgies!!! LOL

post more soon!

Originally posted by Irish_Rose_Kate
LOL be careful cause if, they have Nate comes out they may have on HUGE orgy, Knowing the two of them... LOL j/k... I hope I am J/K cause I really don't want to read that... but maybe I gave Emma the satisfaction of getting a mental picture of that... witch in, and of it's self would my cause enough for me to be ROTFLMAO!!!! Wooot okay... Asking for more, and hoping there are no orgies!!! LOL

And you think I'm kinky??????You're the one trying to use reverse psychology to get us to write a TD orgy that takes place on tv...on The Dr. phil show no doubt...YOU my friend are kinky!;)

Dr.Phil: We're back with the unforgettable group of quarreling co-workers. Please welcome Nate, the only male in this group.

***Applause***

Dr.Phil: Okay, so what are you in for?
Nate: *shrugs* I don't know.
Dr.Phil: Jinny, you're doing all the complaining so...what's Nate doing that bothers you?
Jinny: Nothing really. He's the only one that doesn't really bother me.
Dr.Phil: Does everyone feel the same way about Nate?

*Everyone nods in agreement*

Dr.Phil: Okay, what if I told you all that I had a bit of information that might change your minds about him?

*Everyone exchanges looks*

Dr. Phil: This startling revelation when we come back.

***COMMERCIAL***

Random Voice: Coming up on Dr. Phil:

***CLIP***
Dr. Phil: You slept with him! Admit it!
Jinny: I can't believe this...



;)

LOL, this is too funny! :lol: Post more soon!

keep it comming... and Emma ur the one who's kinky! you know you are... I am a lil kinky, but ur worse! LOL j/k maybe. anway MORE Please

post more soon!

Hey, where's my dayly dose of laugh-bringer? Post more or I'll get depressed! :D

Originally posted by Georgiakj
Hey, where's my dayly dose of laugh-bringer? Post more or I'll get depressed! :D

Your avatar is scary. lol.

Originally posted by consentida
Your avatar is scary. lol.
I think kooool!(<one step at a time ;) ) lol, it's from the best part of the movie. I WANT contacts like those! If i could find thoe contats, i would go as Susan for halloweeeen mwhahahahaaaaa!;):D

Originally posted by MovieHuntress17
I think kooool

cool. four letters. FOUR. :p

Originally posted by consentida
cool. four letters. FOUR. :p
I knooooow that!'m not stupid. I was tressing the "oo" in Kool. Y'know like "Moooooooo" or "Duuuuuude" only I said "Koooool"
duuuuuuuuh!!!!:p !!

Originally posted by MovieHuntress17
I knooooow that!'m not stupid. I was tressing the "oo" in Kool. Y'know like "Moooooooo" or "Duuuuuude" only I said "Koooool"
duuuuuuuuh!!!!:p !!


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Originally posted by consentida
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whaaaaaat?:confused:

Originally posted by MovieHuntress17
whaaaaaat?:confused:

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Your avatar is scary. lol.

Thank you........I think....is scary good or bad for you? :)


Koool - I know :D

Long one...

Dr. Phil: We're back. In case you havent been watching, today we're dealing with a group of co-worker who just cant stand the sight of each other. Now, y'all know how that is. Even I know what that's like. Just before the commercial break, I promised to reveal a startling revelation surrounding the group's only male, Nate. What if I told you all that I knew something about Nate and his relationship with a particular member of this group that y'all didnt know about.

*Everyone looks at each other*

Jinny: Mag, come on. You cheated on Gabe once. You cheated on him again?
Magda: It wasn't me. Excuse me but do you not remember that he dated my sister? I wouldnt do that Jinny.
Raina: I know I didnt have anything to do with him. He's just my partner.
Jinny: He was just Cd's partner too....
Magda: Was it you Jinny? I mean ya have been moving from husband to husband lately did ya have a lil fling to tide ya over?
Stacy: Oh here we go again *sighs*
Jinny: Magda, I just had a kd with Hank, in case you forgot. Why would I jeopardize that?
Raina : Maybe ya just needed to feel alive again.
Jinny : *snickers*
Magda: Shut the hell up Raina.
Nate: Okay, hold it.
Dr. Phil: You have something to say?
Nate: Yeah. What "revelation" do you have? I hold no secrets, Dr. Phil. What the hell are you talking about?
Dr. Phil: I guess we'll have to go to the clip then.
Nate: Woah, wait a minute. You have a clip?
Dr. Phil: Havent I proven all my points with clips so far?




***CLIP***
Kate: *pushes Nate's hair out of his face* I'll see you tonight okay?
Nate: *rubs Kate's back.* Okay. Bye.



Nate: Woah...
Jinny: Yes, you said that already.
Nate: Shut up.
Raina: C-C-Captain...you slept with my partner?
Kate: Dont even begin to think that. Why would I do that?
Dr. Phil: Kate, dont deny this.
Kate: I didn’t sleep with him!
Dr.Phil: You slept with him! Admit it!
Kate: No, I didn’t.
Dr. Phil: Stop denying it. It wont do you any good because I have even further proof. Here's another clip, but just a reminder, we cant show this on daytime television.

***CLIP***

Raina: IN THE INTERROGATION ROOM?
Jinny: I cant believe this.
Stacy: I-I-I-I...h-had my lunch on that table yesterday..OH MY GOD!
Magda: I didnt think you had it in you Cap? I cant believe you...
Kate : *smirks*
Jinny: She didn't mean it like that ya dirty minded slut!
Nate: Hey,do NOT call her a slut!
Magda: Come on Nate! You saw the earlier clip with that kid didn't ya??
Nate: That was a long time ago!
Dr. Phil: Nate, I hate to tell you this but the previous clip took place two weeks ago.
Nate: But she told me I was the only one.
Dr. Phil: *Shakes head* She lied.
Kate: Nate, just shut up. You're making me look worse than I already do.
Jinny: You're such a bitch. Cant you see the poor guy is hurt?
Kate: Nate, baby, I'm so sorry. I really am. I never meant to hurt you. It only happened once. Please...please forgive me. I'm so sorry.
Stacy: Aw. That was really sweet.
Jinny: Oh good God. Baby? What the hell is wrong with you?
Stacy: I think it's sweet.
Jinny: You would. I think it's a buncha crap
Kate: Jinny just shut up. God, just because he didn't want to sleep you doesn't mean you have to be such a bitch.
Jinny:Where the hell did that come from!? I never wanted Nate! I was honoring my marriage vows! Something you may not know anythig about...I'm a bitch? You just broke that poor fool's heart and you're worried about how you look.
Kate: I know plenty about marriage vows. At least I stayed married to one guy for longer period of time than six months. Unlike yourself.
Jinny: Ah, but did ya manage to keep your vows for a whole six months?
Kate: Damn straight I did.
Jinny: Wow! I'm proud of ya Cap! That had to take a lot of will power.
Stacy: Dr. Phil, please make them stop!
Dr. Phil: Stacy, be quiet. They're making progress. Let them discuss this.
Stacy: O-okay…
Kate: Actually, no Jinny. I was quite the faithful one in my marriage. *Shows Jinny her left hand* Do you see a wedding band? No, right.
Jinny: *shakes head*
Kate: I'm no longer married. I can sleep with whoever I please.
Magda: No pun intended I hope…
Kate: *rolls eyes*
Jinny: Okay Mag. You know what? You're just as bad as she is...maybe worse..so just keep your hypocritical two cents to yourself.
Magda: Excuse me Ms. "I Used To Sleep Around With Every Tom, Dick and Harry I Could Get My Hands On." I don't sleep around. I had an affair. ONE. My behavior, compared to yours, makes me look extremely innocent. So, if I were you I'd keep my mouth shut.
Kate: Yeah. What she said.
Jinny: Yeah, I know i was stupid. Everybody is stupid when they're drunk on their ass almost every ngiht.I'm an alcoholic remember! But i never conciously broke a promise to anyone. Let alone my wedding vows. News flash! Weddign vows are a promise, not an "I'll Do my best"
Raina: She's right guys.
Kate: So, what are you saying? We're sluts? Whores? Tramps?
Dr. Phil: Well, if the shoe fits.
Magda: Oh no he didn't. *stands up*
Jinny: *jumps in front of her* Woah, Mag.
Dr. Phil: I guess we’ll go to a commercial now…



:)

LOL! :lol: Great post!

:happyface
Thanx! Just what I needed on theis rainy morning! Now I'm all cheered up!
And: Go Kate Go!
:lol:

post more soon!

1st pos tin a loooong time,hope peeps are still interested!
Sry it's a really short post,but there's more ot come soon....

Dr.Phil: And we're back from a very hectic commercial break. On today's show, if you missed it, we had a group of coworkers trying to deal with a spectrum of personalities. Sex addicts...
Kate: *interrupts* DEFINITELY NOT!
Dr.Phi: Uh, unfaithful wives...
Magda: *******.
Dr.Phil: *chuckles* People who can't keep their noses out of anyone's business.
Raina: Mm Hmm. That's right.
Dr. Phil: This group is a group I'm sure you'll learn to love. They're a hoot. But please keep in mind that getting help for the people you care about is important. If you feel that someone you love is hurting themselves or others, don't ignore the problem. Give them the best help you can but don't give in and feed the problem itself. Thanks for watching and tune in next week for an update on this fab ensemble.

Robin: That woman! My Lord! You're not screwing her too, are you Phil?
Dr. Phil: Shut your mouth woman..

Sooo...anybody still reading? What'd ya think??Hmmm?