View Full Version : Who was the corniest?!


barwars
08-28-2004, 11:16 PM
Pssh, they all were!!

If you want real comedy, check out Cheers or Happy Days.

Chambers
08-28-2004, 11:19 PM
FH had enough corniness to make god damn corn syrup!

robyrob
08-28-2004, 11:20 PM
I think John Stamos was an alien life-form that worshipped corn
.

robyrob
08-28-2004, 11:20 PM
Bob Saget made getting hit in the groin fun again for America :)

Pirate Jenny
08-28-2004, 11:21 PM
Hey guys, does corn really deserve that kind of trash talk?

Comparing it to FH...shameful...

What did corn ever do to you?

barwars
08-28-2004, 11:22 PM
Originally posted by robyrob
I think John Stamos was an alien life-form that worshipped corn
.

You're thinking Bob Saget.
Wait no, it was the fact that an ear of corn is funnier than him.

barwars
08-28-2004, 11:22 PM
Originally posted by periacta
What did corn ever do to you?

uhh, entertain me while not making me feel like an idiot, for starters.

Pirate Jenny
08-28-2004, 11:24 PM
Originally posted by barwars
uhh, entertain me while not making me feel like an idiot, for starters.

Yeah, so stop making fun of the corn!

Pick another vegetable to liken to Full House.

Not good old entertainin' corn.

Chambers
08-28-2004, 11:24 PM
Bob was an alien?
Have you forgoten about the troll twins? Mary Kate and Ashley were genetically developed from alien zygotes just to star in FH.

robyrob
08-28-2004, 11:25 PM
Originally posted by periacta
What did corn ever do to you? ...got stuck between my teeth, pre-empted my favorite test pattern, and popularized such breathtaking catch-phrases as "how ruude!"

barwars
08-28-2004, 11:26 PM
Originally posted by robyrob
...got stuck between my teeth, pre-empted my favorite test pattern, and popularized such breathtaking catch-phrases as "how ruude!"

Im partial to "you got it dude" myself.

Pirate Jenny
08-28-2004, 11:28 PM
Originally posted by robyrob
...got stuck between my teeth, pre-empted my favorite test pattern, and popularized such breathtaking catch-phrases as "how ruude!"

You're right, robyrob.

Corn must pay for that "How ruude" thing.

robyrob
08-28-2004, 11:28 PM
Originally posted by Chambers
Mary Kate and Ashley were genetically developed from alien zygotes just to star in FH. nah you're just romanticizing it - they were just an unfortunate byproduct of mislaid space garbage -dna

Pirate Jenny
08-28-2004, 11:30 PM
Originally posted by Chambers
Bob was an alien?
Have you forgoten about the troll twins? Mary Kate and Ashley were genetically developed from alien zygotes just to star in FH.

Somehow I doubt anyone could be that evil to purposfully create such monstrosities.

Must have been some sort of disastrous accident.

Chambers
08-28-2004, 11:31 PM
Originally posted by robyrob
nah you're just romanticizing it - they were just an unfortunate byproduct of mislaid space garbage -dna

Oh, of course. Unfortunately, talent wasn't part of the equation.

robyrob
08-28-2004, 11:35 PM
Originally posted by Chambers
Oh, of course. Unfortunately, talent wasn't part of the equation. what do you get when you put Bob Saget, Dave Coulier, and the Olsen Twins all in the same room together?

.... i dunno, but i'ma stick some of that corn in my ears and get the heck outta dere....

barwars
08-28-2004, 11:36 PM
This was a bad time to post this thread, all FH fans have been in bed for about 3 hours by now

robyrob
08-28-2004, 11:38 PM
Originally posted by barwars
This was a bad time to post this thread, all FH fans have been in bed for about 3 hours by now :lol: true, but would it have made much of a difference?

Chambers
08-28-2004, 11:40 PM
Haha
Aw, I love you guys. Let's all have a heart-to-heart and hug!

Oh crap...the sap is entering my system.... HELP.

Brian Damage
08-28-2004, 11:40 PM
Originally posted by periacta
Yeah, so stop making fun of the corn!

Pick another vegetable to liken to Full House.

Not good old entertainin' corn.

Shame, shame periacta corn is not a vegetable it is a grain :nonono:

barwars
08-28-2004, 11:41 PM
Originally posted by Chambers
Haha
Aw, I love you guys. Let's all have a heart-to-heart and hug!

Oh crap...the sap is entering my system.... HELP.

If you haven't heard any bad slow music in the background, you may have a chance.

But if the tune is playing, so is your song.
Goodbye.

Pirate Jenny
08-28-2004, 11:42 PM
Originally posted by Brian Damage
Shame, shame periacta corn is not a vegetable it is a grain :nonono:

Well, thank god I'm not a nutritionist.

Chambers
08-28-2004, 11:43 PM
Originally posted by barwars
If you haven't heard any bad slow music in the background, you may have a chance.

But if the tune is playing, so is your song.
Goodbye.

Thanks. I just thought of having to hug one of the characters and I snapped right out of it.

gOoSe
08-28-2004, 11:43 PM
Originally posted by barwars
Pssh, they all were!!

If you want real comedy, check out Cheers or Happy Days.

yeah happy days were never corny :rolleyes:

Danny Tanner was the corniest by far

EmoJoe
08-29-2004, 10:37 AM
Originally posted by barwars
Pssh, they all were!!

If you want real comedy, check out Cheers or Happy Days. He means Whos the Boss? or Boy Meets World ;)

Sargent Stewie
08-29-2004, 10:42 AM
You, guys no bashing man. You wouldn't want me to bash on your show and I will bash, if I have to. ;)

Chambers
08-29-2004, 11:36 AM
Originally posted by Sargent Stewie
You, guys no bashing man. You wouldn't want me to bash on your show and I will bash, if I have to. ;)

This is a friendly, good-natured war.

EmoJoe
08-29-2004, 01:05 PM
Originally posted by Sargent Stewie
You, guys no bashing man. You wouldn't want me to bash on your show and I will bash, if I have to. ;) Dont worry we're just kidding ;)

Sargent Stewie
08-29-2004, 01:19 PM
Oh. I knew that. :D

swedeace
08-30-2004, 02:32 PM
I would choose Joey. The more I thought about it, he can be cornier than Danny, in my opinion. :D

musicradio77
08-31-2004, 07:04 PM
I chose Joey Gladstone as the corniest guy I've ever saw on "Full House" since Fred Travelena.:)

EmoJoe
09-03-2004, 12:14 PM
Originally posted by barwars
This was a bad time to post this thread, all FH fans have been in bed for about 3 hours by now Not ME :grr: ;) :p

EmoJoe
09-03-2004, 12:15 PM
Originally posted by barwars
This was a bad time to post this thread, all FH fans have been in bed for about 3 hours by now Not ME :grr: ;) :p

I guess thats cause im a Whos the Boss? fanatic.....

Here's an announcment
WATCH NICK@NITE AFTER FULL HOUSE. YOULL FIND WHOS THE BOSS? ON. WATCH IT. ITS THE BEST SHOW EVER.

spunkygirl
09-08-2004, 10:15 AM
The whole show was corny, but then again, so could Happy Days, and lots of shows at times :p