I'd yell and scream, tear my hair out, and cuss my head off because I need to watch The Cosby Show daily. :rolleyes:

Call the insurance company and get a new TV.


I win.

I would do jumping jacks.

Allow the monster to eat the damn thing, so I can go out and buy a better one

Kick him.

Hope the monster gets indigested with all the bad shows that are on tv these days!!! 'Jerry Springer puts the 'sin' in syndication'

Offer him the remote because there is nothing good on anyways. If it was the computer however I would beat the **** out of him.

Eat the monster. Because then at least I would have my tv back, in one way or another.

Originally posted by Sterling Holobyte
Eat the monster. Because then at least I would have my tv back, in one way or another.

If you do that; neither you or the tv will be back....ever:crazy:

If a monster ate my TV(s) I'd write about it and sell the story. Hopefully I will have had a camera handy at the time of the monster's TV feast so people would believe my story.

The day I think a monster is eating my TV, I'll commit myself to an institution.

Originally posted by Unmarried*happy
If you do that; neither you or the tv will be back....ever:crazy:
Oh man, I hope you aren't serious! But if you are, that's hilarious on multiple levels. :lol:

I'd buy a new one

First I'd yell at him, and bitch him out like the nag I am...and then go and find the nearest one about.

Take pictures and sell it to the National Enquirer. Hopefully I would make a nice chunk of change, and then I would by a big screen.

I'd slap him, and make him cry like a little weiner. They he'd have to caugh up the TV, and I'd make him clean the bathroom.

I'd walk into the next room and watch THAT T.V.

D

I'd probably laugh if he ate the tv when Seinfeld was on, it would leave a bad aftertaste ;) :D

I'd probably kick him where it doesn't count otherwise :D

i wouldnt care, i dont watch tv much

Originally posted by Angela Micelli
I'd probably laugh if he ate the tv when Seinfeld was on, it would leave a bad aftertaste ;) :D

I'd probably kick him where it doesn't count otherwise :D

:grr: That was uncalled for. Seinfeld doesn't leave a bad after taste. I'll tell you what does though.

BOY MEETS WORLD.

Originally posted by Dutabi84
:grr: That was uncalled for. Seinfeld doesn't leave a bad after taste. I'll tell you what does though.

BOY MEETS WORLD.

:mad: does not :p

besides I was only teasing, notice the ;)

:p

Originally posted by Angela Micelli
:mad: does not :p

besides I was only teasing, notice the ;)

:p

Haha, I know. I forgot to include any smilies that would hint at sarcasm..here you go. :D ;) :p

Originally posted by Dutabi84
Haha, I know. I forgot to include any smilies that would hint at sarcasm..here you go. :D ;) :p

:lol: I knew you were teasing too ;) :lol:

I'd die.

Well, if I miss BMW or 7th Heaven I'll die, so hopefully I'll be able to buy one first.