What is your favorite word?
What is your least favorite word?
What turns you on?
What turns you off?
What sound do you love?
What sound do you hate?
What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
What profession would you not like to participate in?
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
What is your favorite curse word?

What is your favorite word?- me
What is your least favorite word?- Panties
What turns you on?- A switch
What turns you off?- A switch
What sound do you love?- Silence
What sound do you hate?- dogs barking, talking, the phone ringing
What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?- I don't even have a profession
What profession would you not like to participate in?- Stripper, hooker, Barmaid
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?- Like, I don't really wanna think about that now...thanks.
at is your favorite curse word? - ****

YAAAAAAAY pumpkin:

What is your favorite word? hate
What is your least favorite word? esther
What turns you on? nothing
What turns you off? everything
What sound do you love? metallica
What sound do you hate? club cracker commercial songs
What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? anesthesiologist
What profession would you not like to participate in? geology
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? sorry i didnt kill you earlier
What is your favorite curse word? BIG F, little f, what starts with F?

What is your favorite word? Coronary
What is your least favorite word? Mmm... skin
What turns you on? Freckles and older women
What turns you off? Men.
What sound do you love? Mary Jean's voice
What sound do you hate? Bugs buzzing
What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? I've never attempted any... so broadway star
What profession would you not like to participate in? Autopsy... person
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? "Mary Jean's over there waiting..."
What is your favorite curse word? ****ity **** ****.

What is your favorite word? - richochet
What is your least favorite word? - dork
What turns you on? - Sabrina LeBeauf (you can tell) :happyface
What turns you off? - Microsoft
What sound do you love? - Sabrina LeBeauf's voice
What sound do you hate? - Fart
What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? - I have no clue.
What profession would you not like to participate in? - Janitor
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? - I dunno.....something nice, though.
What is your favorite curse word? - The "F" word.

What is your favorite word?skizziks (spelled backwards is serutan)
What is your least favorite word?****
What turns you on? extreme geeky hardware
What turns you off? when my extreme geeky hardware gets covered with stuffed animals, and is abused by playing online games like SLINGO and weird japanimae stuff
What sound do you love?guitars
What sound do you hate?the call of mating weasels
What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? brain surgeon - any volunteers? (free refund if i screw it up!!)
What profession would you not like to participate in? weasel handler in mating season
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? DUUUDE!
What is your favorite curse word? i prefer NOT to swear, as Kurt Vonnegut says, "profanity and obscenity entitle people who don't want unpleasant information to close their eyes and ears to you"

What is your favorite word? Vacation.
What is your least favorite word? School.
What turns you on? Nice body, nice face, and nice personality, (durr.) Eg: Tony Dow.
What turns you off? The opposite of the things I just said, like when a guy is full of himself.
What sound do you love? A baby cooing, lol.
What sound do you hate? Farting! Ick...
What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? Well, I am too young to have a profession, but when I do get one I would like to be a writer.
What profession would you not like to participate in? Prostitute, garbadge man, [or woman], or anything else disgusting like that.
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? I dunno...something like, "Welcome my child!" I don't really want to think about that though.
What is your favorite curse word? I dunno, the "S" word?

:lol: I was waiting for something like this.
Didn't Lipton steal this from some French guy?


I'm answering in the style of most of his guests:

What is your favorite word? love

What is your least favorite word? hate

What turns you on? people who love

What turns you off? people who hate

What sound do you love? the sound laughter

What sound do you hate? the sound of innocent babies crying

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? I would like to be a social worker, James. I love working with the people.

What profession would you not like to participate in? A business person. I hate greed, James.

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Welcome. I'm so imaginative.

What is your favorite curse word? Darn! *giggle* Oh, no! I'm diddidly-blushing!


:barf: :barf:

What is your favorite word?
"Hej" which means "Hi" in Swedish. :D

What is your least favorite word?
Curse words.

What turns you on?
Honesty, sincerity, being true, etc.

What turns you off?
Arrongancy, machoism, etc.

What sound do you love?
Kids playing happily, music I like, etc.

What sound do you hate?
Noise pollution, loud music coming from cars, yelling, etc.

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
Hmmm... perhaps a closer look and anaylsis at cross-sex friendships.

What profession would you not like to participate in?
Accounting or anything that has major math-related stuff. Yuck!

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Not sure. :confused:

What is your favorite curse word?
None.... I'm anti-cursing!

What is your favorite word? BEHOOVES
What is your least favorite word? HUBBY
What turns you on? JAMI GERTZ
What turns you off? MEANNESS
What sound do you love? RAIN
What sound do you hate? SCREAMING
What profession other then yours would you like to attempt? VET
What profession would you not like to participate in? SALES
If Heaven exsists, what words would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? "WELL, DONE!"
What is your favorite curse word? MOTHER******!

Originally posted by AKA
What is your favorite word?
What is your least favorite word?
What turns you on?
What turns you off?
What sound do you love?
What sound do you hate?
What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
What profession would you not like to participate in?
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
What is your favorite curse word?

What is your favorite word?: Don't know
What is your least favorie word?: Lots of them
What turns you on?: Niceness
What turns you off: Jerks and idiots
What sound do you love?: TV and music
What sound do you hate?: Annoying sounds, whinying, listening to other people's crap about stupid stuff, and my alarm clock in the morning.
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when arrive at the Pearly Gates?: "Great job! Welcome to Heaven!"
What is your favorite curse word?: Sh*t

Originally posted by swedeace
What sound do you hate?
Noise pollution
ROCK AND ROLL AIN'T NOISE POLLUTION.

James Lipton's beard does not deserve any profit it earns from this thread, therefor I refuse to participate. :grr:

Originally posted by Dutabi84
James Lipton's beard does not deserve any profit it earns from this thread, therefor I refuse to participate. :grr:

Don't worry. The beard isn't getting anything out of this - not since Trump's hair bought the rights to this thread.

James Lipton has always creeped me out. I've been creeped out by him even more since I found out he's 78 years old.

Originally posted by AKA
James Lipton has always creeped me out. I've been creeped out by him even more since I found out he's 78 years old.

holy ****.
he's not human.

Originally posted by Chambers
holy ****.
he's not human.

No, he isn't. He belongs to the same species as Dick Clark.

I shall therefore grace you with

Favorite Word Love
Least Favorite Word Fart
Turn Ons 1970s Women Fashions, Classic Sitcoms
Turn Off Arrogance
Sounds you Love Laughter
Sounds you Hate Weeping
If Heaven exists, what would you like hear God say when you arrived Welcome
What is your favorite Curse word
Va te faire foutre

What is your favorite word? Indubitably

What is your least favorite word? Any Type Of Profanity

What turns you on? Girls With Braces

What turns you off? Smoking

What sound do you love? A Small room of people clapping

What sound do you hate? Tooth brushing

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? Doctor

What profession would you not like to participate in? Garbage Man

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? WALCOM TO FUNTUSY ISLOND!!!

What is your favorite curse word? None

SNL does a great takeoff on Lipton. He does strike me as odd. If ever there was a kissass interviewer, it would be Lipton.

Originally posted by Janice
SNL does a great takeoff on Lipton. He does strike me as odd. If ever there was a kissass interviewer, it would be Lipton.

SO TRUE. And what's even more embarrassing is watching all these actors you once idolized falling for it and giving lame answers to his questions (like the ones I mocked in my answer).

What is your favorite word? Heinous
What is your least favorite word? Scrotum
What turns you on? Surveys by James Lipton's beard. On a more serious note, guitars and drums.
What turns you off? Surgeries on TV.
What sound do you love? Good music.
What sound do you hate? Britney Spears
What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? A professional landscaper. Not some cheap one either.
What profession would you not like to participate in? Working at a nursing home wiping people's asses, washing people, and cleaning up their wastes. Or being a janitor..er, excuse me, CUSTODIAN.
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Hey there you little troublemaker!
What is your favorite curse word? Lots of them. My favorite for today is... Pig****er.

What is your favorite word? Internet(just because I say it the most :P )
What is your least favorite word? Outage(Power, Cable, or Internet)
What turns you on? Rubbing :grineyes:
What turns you off? When someone won't shut up
What sound do you love? Heh
What sound do you hate? The Phone ringing :mad:
What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? I don't have one yet, but Meterology most likely
What profession would you not like to participate in? A lot of things, LOL
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Hopefully that's 70-80 years away or more :eek:
What is your favorite curse word? **** off :lol:

What is your favorite word? Butterfly

What is your least favorite word? The "C" word.

What turns you on? A sense of humor, surprises, a gentle smile, the ocean, after the sun goes down, slow dancing,

What turns you off? Arrogance, double standards, closed minds, rude behavior, prejudice..

What sound do you love? Laughter

What sound do you hate? People arguing

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? Teaching

What profession would you not like to participate in? Being a lawyer.

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Haven't thought about it.

What is your favorite curse word? Sh*t

What is your favorite word? Lovely

What is your least favorite word? Regret

What turns you on? frankness

What turns you off? arrogance and closed-minded people

What sound do you love? cats purring

What sound do you hate? baby's crying

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? pilot

What profession would you not like to participate in? lawyer

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Hey Em, Judy Garland, Jane Austen, and George Washington are all waiting to see you!

What is your favorite curse word? Sh*te. Picked it up in London town ;)

First of all, I'd like to say I absolutely love Inside the Actor's Studio. Even though Lipton does some ass kissing- he is a great interviewer (along with being 78, another creepy thing about him is how much he can find out about one person- and he only does 3 weeks of research!). However, I saw Will Ferrell's impersonation of Lipton interviewing Charles Nelson Reilly- and it was absolutely scrumtralescent!!! I've always wondered what I'd answer if I were on the show- but, now I seem to have forgot my answers!

Anywho, without further adon't, here are my answers:

What is your favorite word? Nice

What is your least favorite word? Soup (almost any word with the 'oo' sound, I hate!)

What turns you on? Kindness

What turns you off? Close-mindedness

What sound do you love? Giggly sort of laughter, and a beautiful singing voice

What sound do you hate? The sound of a knife scraping against a plate!

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? Writing

What profession would you not like to participate in? Surgery

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? First of all, when I arrive I'd like a huge welcome by everyone I knew that died in the style of 'Hello,Dolly!" (I love that movie scene). God would say- "Come on in, the shows just started! Mingle with the guests!"

What is your favorite curse word? I like alot of curse words, though I don't always curse. The F word is classic, the S word, the C word too. I think I'll go with good old fashioned F***

What is your favorite word? heart
What is your least favorite word? moist
What turns you on? red roses
What turns you off? men
What sound do you love? the rain
What sound do you hate? motorcycles
What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? president
What profession would you not like to participate in? oncologist
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? I'm a Democrat
What is your favorite curse word? jackass

What is your favorite word? NORM!!
What is your least favorite word? work
What turns you on? alarm clock
What turns you off? smokers
What sound do you love? Laughter (if its real)
What sound do you hate? People bitching
What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? Errand boy for a big time hollywood producer
What profession would you not like to participate in? Teaching
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? GO BACK!
at is your favorite curse word? damn

Originally posted by AKA
What is your favorite word?
What is your least favorite word?
What turns you on?
What turns you off?
What sound do you love?
What sound do you hate?
What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
What profession would you not like to participate in?
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
What is your favorite curse word?
1. Vacation
2. Overtime
3. Women that look like "Mary Ann"
4. Swearing and rudeness
5. Singing
6. A dentist's drill
7. Scientist, Astronomer, Meteorology, something in the medical field (like lab work)
8. Garbageman
9. All of the classic Cadillacs are to your right, and your friends and family are to your left... enjoy!
10. Definitely don't use any; no need to

Originally posted by Brent88

What is your least favorite word? Outage(Power, Cable, or Internet)
I thought you would have picked "Hurricane." ?

Originally posted by Fleet
I thought you would have picked "Hurricane." ?

I love hurricanes. :cool:

Originally posted by Brent88
I love hurricanes. :cool:
Oh, I didn't realize that. Unless you are in the middle of one, though, right?

Originally posted by AKA
What is your favorite word?
What is your least favorite word?
What turns you on?
What turns you off?
What sound do you love?
What sound do you hate?
What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
What profession would you not like to participate in?
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
What is your favorite curse word?

1) Laughter
2) Football
3) Touching
4) Immature people with no class
5) I would rather not say ... inappropiate for these boards.
6) The Drill
7) Acting
8) Mortician or Gravedigger
9) "Yes, Heaven IS Now Complete!"
10) The F Word with AND w/out the -ing attached at the end.

Originally posted by Sitcoms Online
1) Laughter
2) Football
3) Touching
4) Immature people with no class
5) I would rather not say ... inappropiate for these boards.
6) The Drill
7) Acting
8) Mortician or Gravedigger
9) "Yes, Heaven IS Now Complete!"
10) The F Word with AND w/out the -ing attached at the end.
:rofl: thats hilarious considering who posted it.

What is your favorite word? - Hehe it would be edited out I think if I put it :D
What is your least favorite word? - Moron
What turns you on? - Analogue media
What turns you off? - Digital crap
What sound do you love? - Airplanes going overhead
What sound do you hate? - The low pitch droning sound coming from the nieghbours stupid halloween decorations next door!

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? - None I can think of
What profession would you not like to participate in? - Latraine duty
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? - Hello my friend

What is your favorite curse word? Hehe it would be edited out I think if I put it :D