...and the bartender says "Why the long face?" :lol:

A Termite walked into a bar and asked "Is the bar tender here?" :rofl:

A guy walked into a bar. You'd think he would've ducked.

Two men walked into a bar.

You'd think the second one would have ducked. :rofl:

Originally posted by I am Him
Two men walked into a bar.

You'd think the second one would have ducked. :rofl:

Hey, now! :nonono: You stole my joke! :lol:

A horse walks into a bar.
The bartender looks up and says "Hey pal, why the long face?"

;)

Two ropes walk into a bar.

The bartender says to the rope "Hey! we don't serve ropes in here" so one of the ropes left.

The other rope frayed up his hair, and tied himself in a knot.

The bartender said to the rope "Are you a rope?" and the rope said "Nope. I'm afaid not." :rofl:

Originally posted by I am Him
Two ropes walk into a bar.

The bartender says to the rope "Hey! we don't serve ropes in here" so one of the ropes left.

The other rope frayed up his hair, and tied himself in a knot.

The bartender said to the rope "Are you a rope?" and the rope said "Nope. I'm afaid not." :rofl:

Wow. ohno: :lol:

:rotflmao::rotflmao:

I got one...So a minister, rabbi, and a preist all walk together in a bar and the bartender says " What? Is this a joke?"

Originally posted by I am Him
Two ropes walk into a bar.

The bartender says to the rope "Hey! we don't serve ropes in here" so one of the ropes left.

The other rope frayed up his hair, and tied himself in a knot.

The bartender said to the rope "Are you a rope?" and the rope said "Nope. I'm afaid not." :rofl:

so pathetic, it's hilarious :rofl:

Originally posted by Cena637
I got one...So a minister, rabbi, and a preist all walk together in a bar and the bartender says " What? Is this a joke?"

:rotflmao: That's the best one.

Originally posted by Cena637
I got one...So a minister, rabbi, and a preist all walk together in a bar and the bartender says " What? Is this a joke?"

Excellent. :lol:

OMG...

:rotflmao:

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar, and tha bartender asks, "Why the long face?"

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

[ Bill Cosby walks into a bar. ]

Bill: Well I'm in da bar, have ya got any pokemans?!

Bartender: What kind of pokemans?

Bill: Ya know, da pokemans with da pokey and da man and da face and da guy comes out of the face, and--

Bartender: ENOUGH!

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

"guy walks into a bar" jokes are very irritating and i dont get half of them that have been posted.

Originally posted by HwTH212
A horse walks into a bar...
Did he get carded?;)