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TVFactFan
08-17-2004, 11:46 PM
The ep that aired tonight, when Larry and Jack thought the girls wanted to have an affair.

Here is the classic scene

Jack: Wait a minute, if it's not your magazine who magazine is it?

Terri:Alice Green

Jack: Who's Alice Green?

Terri: A patient at the hospital

Larry: You wouldn't happen to have Alice's number would you?

Terri: Larry she's 84 years old!

Larry: WHAT SHE LOOK LIKE??-

LOL LOL LOL LOL



That to me was the funniest TC scene EVER!!!!!!

ThirteenInchEscape
08-18-2004, 02:50 AM
the funniest scene ever was when Chrissy said to Jack "Ok, you be me and I'll be you" or something, and Jack said "Ok, so I'm you?" then he made the most insane face.

It is on season 2

There are some great lines from all of this, Some of the things Chrissy said were just pricelss, Roper and RF got some good ones in there too. Terry brought a great deadpan with her faces of dread.

Jack was usually less quotable.

there is too much great dialogue to choose from

brasspounder
08-18-2004, 04:52 PM
Originally posted by TVShow Analyzer
The ep that aired tonight, when Larry and Jack thought the girls wanted to have an affair.

Here is the classic scene

Jack: Wait a minute, if it's not your magazine who magazine is it?

Terri:Alice Green

Jack: Who's Alice Green?

Terri: A patient at the hospital

Larry: You wouldn't happen to have Alice's number would you?

Terri: Larry she's 84 years old!

Larry: WHAT SHE LOOK LIKE??-

LOL LOL LOL LOL



That to me was the funniest TC scene EVER!!!!!!


This just proves what a slimeball Larry really is!

Chain Gang Member
08-18-2004, 06:07 PM
I loved that episode

Laike
08-18-2004, 06:32 PM
Yeah, that was pretty funny. Not the funniest thing ever on TC, but definitely good.

That episode is one of my favorites. :)

BuffaloBill
08-18-2004, 08:42 PM
THE top 3 FUNNIEST moments in my opinion were as follows-----
#1- in UP IN THE AIR- when jack takes The Rocket and goes into orbit dances, stumbles and bubles all over falls over the bar and a plant is on his head and is raddling a shaker in his hand. finally later the old women goes up to jack and calls him congressman.

#2- pilot episode- roper tells patticans to "take off those clothes"-
then proceeds to "fondel" them...."but they didnt look real"...you dirty old man"------enough said.

#3- when the fbi is looking for jack -----"miss" jack says owe g-men, chrissy than chimes in and says ..."no f- men".

JtripperGurl4lif
08-29-2004, 06:16 PM
Nah you all are forgeting the one when they all got the money for the horse races and Chrissy bought that stuffed Giraffe for $2oo that was one of my faveorites!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Im going to buy a joging suit and no one zippes it but me- then he hites his chest by Jack

:bighug:

MRS. Ralph Furley
08-29-2004, 06:33 PM
i like it when Janet is telling Terry about her date and says that the man "was like a snake with hands" and MR. Furley replys "that makes him a lizard" :lol: Mr. Furley was stupid. :D

Honey Bear
08-29-2004, 07:47 PM
Originally posted by MRS. Ralph Furley
i like it when Janet is telling Terry about her date and says that the man "was like a snake with hands" and MR. Furley replys "that makes him a lizzard" :lol: Mr. Furley was stupid. :D

LOL!
I feel the best Ralph Furley moment of stupidity was when he thought Jack had a baby in Jack's Tattoo. Somebody needs to explain the birds and bees to poor Mr. Furley! :lol:

RF: Mother's Day will never be the same!

Janet McFarland
08-29-2004, 07:51 PM
Originally posted by Honey Bear
LOL!
I feel the best Ralph Furley moment of stupidity was when he thought Jack had a baby in Jack's Tattoo. Somebody needs to explain the birds and bees to poor Mr. Furley! :lol:

RF: Mother's Day will never be the same!

:lol: RF cracks me up .. A Night Not to Remember is one of the BEST examples! And just everything about him is just funny! He was such a great character :D

I Love John Ritter
08-29-2004, 09:27 PM
Originally posted by Honey Bear
LOL!
I feel the best Ralph Furley moment of stupidity was when he thought Jack had a baby in Jack's Tattoo. Somebody needs to explain the birds and bees to poor Mr. Furley! :lol:

RF: Mother's Day will never be the same!

OMG!! The first time I saw that I laughed so hard! That part was so funny! :rofl:

But I think that the funniest thing ever has to be Jack's drunk scene in "A Night Not To Remember"! I have seen that a million times, and I still laugh every time I see it!

melody.
08-29-2004, 09:51 PM
Originally posted by Honey Bear
LOL!
I feel the best Ralph Furley moment of stupidity was when he thought Jack had a baby in Jack's Tattoo. Somebody needs to explain the birds and bees to poor Mr. Furley! :lol:

RF: Mother's Day will never be the same!

Oh my god, that was HILARIOUS.

I think a funny quote was when Chrissy thought she'd lost her sex appeal, and Jack was like, "If I wasn't dating Linda, Chrissy I'd throw you on the couch, rip all your clothes off, and attack you like a mad animal!"

:lol:

I also love it in Urban Plowboy when Jack, Janet, and Terri walk away from Wally, and they walk like "hicks" I laughed so hard at that part, because for once, that's how they kind of walk where I live. :lol:

Fleet
08-30-2004, 12:32 AM
I like what Janet once said to Jack:

"Sometimes I think the birds and the bees tell their kids about Jack Tripper!"

Honey Bear
09-02-2004, 11:37 PM
Originally posted by Fleet
I like what Janet once said to Jack:

"Sometimes I think the birds and the bees tell their kids about Jack Tripper!"

:lol: I love that quote!

Vegas Girl
09-03-2004, 06:34 AM
I liked the episode where Jack was pretending to be David Miller.
A girl was mad and was rolling Jack across the floor. Jack said "Felipe, why didn't you help?" And Felipe says in his funny accent, "She didn't need any help." :D

I Love John Ritter
09-03-2004, 03:45 PM
Originally posted by Vegas Girl
I liked the episode where Jack was pretending to be David Miller.
A girl was mad and was rolling Jack across the floor. Jack said "Felipe, why didn't you help?" And Felipe says in his funny accent, "She didn't need any help." :D

Yeah, I remember that! That was funny! Felipe is a great character, he cracks me up! :lol: