crystals
08-17-2004, 12:19 AM
A blonde enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman,
"I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains.
The salesman assures her that they have a large selection of pink
curtains. He shows her several patterns, but the blond seems to be having a hard time choosing.
Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print.
The salesman asks what size curtains she needs and the blond replies
"fifteen inches."
Fifteen inches?"asks the salesman. "That sounds very small: what room
are they for?"
The blond tells him that they aren't for a room; they're for her computer
monitor.
The surprised salesman replies,"but, Miss, computers don't need
curtains!"
Says the blond, "Hellllooooooooo........I've got Windows!
"I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains.
The salesman assures her that they have a large selection of pink
curtains. He shows her several patterns, but the blond seems to be having a hard time choosing.
Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print.
The salesman asks what size curtains she needs and the blond replies
"fifteen inches."
Fifteen inches?"asks the salesman. "That sounds very small: what room
are they for?"
The blond tells him that they aren't for a room; they're for her computer
monitor.
The surprised salesman replies,"but, Miss, computers don't need
curtains!"
Says the blond, "Hellllooooooooo........I've got Windows!