My favorite character is rose nyland and my favorite quote is below.



Blanche:Since when do you car about looks?
Dorthy: Since I came own from the bell tower and got my hump fixed



matt
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My favorite lines are usually the put-downs from Dorothy to Rose.
Examples: No, Rose -I'm upset because Marblehead Manor is only on once a week.
No Rose, she's upset because they keep changing the taste of coke.
No Rose, I'm upset because they havent rerun The facts of life goes to Australia!
No, Rose, I'm upset because if Sonny Bono is elected mayor of Palm Springs he's going to make everyone wear fur vests... I could go on and on,but u get the point.
I also love when Sophia meets Blanche's overweight daughter Becky and says "what did she model - car covers?" in full earshot of Becky.

Sophia: So what are you talking about?
Dorothy: Honestly, i have no idea, somehow we segwayed into "Blanche: The Mini-Series".

Rose: I know what i'm talking about, i watch LA LAW.
Dorothy: Rose, its L.A. Law.

Blanche: I'm more anxious than a virgin at a prison rodeo.

Dorothy: Can you make that surprised look?
Blanche: Why not i've pretended to be a virgin at least a dozen times.

"I'm Sister Blanche. We're collecting langerie for ... needy ... sexy people."

Dorothy is my fave girl...


Dorothy:..at least when i come home I know Blanche is Blanche, Rose is Rose and Ma, if she's taken her medication, is my mother.
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Blanche: A nudist camp? Oh well we didnt know that.

Clerk: Well who made the reservations?

Rose: Well dont look at me!

Dorothy: Rose, you made the reservations.

Rose: I know, I just dont want you looking at me.
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Rose: Oh darn! The strippers here and we're missing it all because of these stupid blindfolds!
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Rose: Should we go healthy and get whole wheat crust?

Dorothy: Let's go really high fiber and pour ketchup on cardbaord - Get pizza, dammit, pizza!!

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Dorothy: I completely cut off his sex.
Rose: You mean it grows back?
Dorothy: Yes, Rose, he's a lizard!

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Rose: Oh, no! This is a letter saying I might've been given tainted blood when I had my gall bladder removed...

Dorothy: May I see it, Rose?

Rose: I think they throw organs away after surgery.

Dorothy: I meant the letter, Rose!

Sophia would have to be my favorite even though they are all great ~

Dorothy~ . . . while shes out there eating life!

Sophia~ I ate life once, not a bad cereal, when we are done w/ the shreaded wheat lets give it a try again.

Dorothy~go to bed ma

Sohpia~ First im gonna have a bowl of shreaded wheat that way we will be closer to the life!

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This has to be a fake. I mean, Elvis would never have left this much meat on a pork chop! Waa-hahahahahaha!!!

Hands down, my favorite character was Dorothy. Too bad they softened her up until she was just pathetic in the final season.

I have two favorite quotes/scenes:

1) The girls have decided to make home-made Christmas gifts instead of buying stuff at a store. Blanche makes the girls a calendar of the "Men of Blanche's Boudoir." The girls glance through it. Dorothy thumbs through, finds a picture that shocks her, closes the calendar and says:

DOROTHY: WHOAAA!
BLANCHE: September?
DOROTHY: Yep.
SOPHIA: I'm surprised you were able to walk in October.

(FUNNIEST LINE EVER IMHO).

2) Dorothy and Rose are trying to install a toilet in the bathroom.
Rose is reading from an instruction manual.

ROSE: Grab the valve tightly with your hand.

DOROTHY: (shoving her arm up into a gap in the wall) Okay.

ROSE: Turn the valve counterclockwise until (turning a page in the manual) scum gathers on your elbow joint.

DOROTHY recoils in horror and looks at Rose as if she was a creature from another planet. The look on Bea Arthur's face brought me to tears the first few times I watched that scene.

I couldn't pick a favorite character, but one of my favorite lines has always been from the episode "Before and After"

Rose: And next to every departure it said 'Destination: Heaven'. My first though was, what a great title for a movie! My second thought was DAMN I'm dead!

And the whole scene where Blanche is so tired from staying up so late writing and gets the egg yolks confused with "little balls of sunshine"

If it's the same episode you are referring to, it contains this little gem a few minutes later. Might be another episode but this is also one of my favorite lines:

Dorothy and Sophia are out on the lanai, resting on the chairs. Blanche comes out all flustered:

BLANCHE: Girls...I am stuck. I have writer's block. It is the worst feeling in the world.

SOPHIA: Try 10 days without a bowel movement sometime.

DOROTHY gives her the look. Classic!!!

4 way tie for favorite character (How could I choose between them?)

Great quotes -

DOROTHY: They'll be O.K. They just need an aphrodisiac.

ROSE: An African what?

DOROTHY: An aphrodisiac. It's a substance that's supposed to make you feel sexy. Kind of like Spanish fly.

ROSE: Spanish flies?

DOROTHY: Fly, Rose. One fly.

ROSE: Oh, come on Dorothy, I've been to Spain it's not the cleanest country in the world.

DOROTHY: It's not a fly, Rose.

ROSE: It's not?

DOROTHY: No.

ROSE: Then what is it?

DOROTHY: It's a beatle.

ROSE: They call it a fly but it's really a beatle?

DOROTHY: Yes.

ROSE: Then how to they know that it's spanish?

DOROTHY: Because it wears a little sunbrero, Rose!!!!!!

ROSE: Why don't they just call it a beatle, a spanish beatle?

DOROTHY: Because they call it spanish fly.

ROSE: Well, then what do they call their flies?

DOROTHY: I DON'T CARE, ROSE!!!! I DON'T CARE!!!! JUST NEVER MENTION SPANISH FLY TO ME EVER AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!

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BLANCHE: In many ways, I feel the same way as I did when I was a virgin.

SOPHIA: You mean the feeling isn't going to last long.

BLANCHE: Are you implying that I lost my virginity at an early age?

SOPHIA: I'm just saying that your lucky Jack and Jill magazines didn't have a gossip column.

DOROTHY: MA!!!!

BLANCHE: I'm sorry Sophia but I'm not going to let your skeptisism ruin my entire evening. Mel and I were meant to be together.

SOPHIA: I wish I could say the same for your thighs. **pause** God, I'm hot tonight!

BLANCHE: I don't have to stand for this!

SOPHIA: Take it Dorothy!

DOROTHY: ...but I'll bet you'll lie down for it.

SOPHIA: Well, that was just plain rude!

BLANCHE: Some people just don't know when to quit. :lol:

Blanche is my favorite girl. Sophia runs a close second. I LOVE the Spanish Fly scene that's already been posted. One of my other favorite quotes is in my sig.

Kristen

My favorite is Dorothy. She has some of the funniest lines. All these posts have been cracking me up. I have to say, there is nothing better than the Dorothy/Rose and Blanche/Sophia interactions. They have me rolling on the floor sometimes.

I liked Sophia.
Blanche: There must be homosexuals who date women
Sophia: Yeah,they're called lesbians.
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