List some commercials that annoy the hell out of you, Ok ?

My one commercial is :

Verizon : There commercial with dork with glasses walking around saying " Can you hear me now ? ......Good " I just wanna beat that guy until he's bloody & bashed.

the friendlys commercials make me wanna puke :rolleyes:

I made a long list of them a while ago here, i'll just copy and paste it. i added to it some though.

- The club cracker commercials. I saw it once and heard the theme song.. since then i've violently dashed to the TV and turned it off whenever it comes on.

- Car commercials. Blah, blah, blah, 0% APR, 10 year warrently, 100,000 mile gas mileage.. it's always the SAME CRAP. Except i <3 that one where some people try to push someone's car off a cliff to piss them off and it lands perfectly without any damage and they're like noooooo. THAT is the only good one. I'm proud of that company for thinking outside the box and making an appealing car commercial.

- Goldberg and osbourne commercials.. they're some stupid lawyers, i think they're just local though. seems to me they TRY to bore the crap out of everyone with their commercials.

- The new pepto bismal commercial. rip off of ebay commercials.

- That GOD DAMN "FEED THE CHILDREN" COMMERCIAL. RRRRRRRR. They seriously try to brainwash you into making that damn phone call and feeding the damn children. "You don't call because you're busy, and you're not busy now, so go call now." When they film it they obviously set up a scene that looks all poor and torn up and they give the kids sloppy costumes to wear and tell them to make sad faces.

- Debt free commercials. Pardon but isn't there a bill you have to pay for watching TV? And if you're in debt why the hell would you be watching saturday night live and spending more money?

- Ovaltine commercials. They talk **** about nesquik and say it has no vitamins when it does. They're also the most conceited and arrogant people in the universe. They get the lamest most horrible actors ever and make them say **** like "Is that nestle quik?" "Get real! It's rich chocolate ovaltine?"

- That new stupid dr. pepper commercial with lee ann rimes singing that obnoxious song. god damn annoying lady. actually i hate all the new doctor pepper commmercials with that annoying song, but the one with lee ann rimes is the worst.

- Any weight loss (minus michael thurmon's) commercial. They ALL say the SAME DAMN CRAP. "I lost 38 lbs, i lost 28 lbs, i lost 57 lbs, blah blah blah." There is NO DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ANY OF THEM. EXCEPT for Michael Thurmon's 6-week body makeover. I, being an infomercial whore, see it alot, i've seen how it works and it really is impossible to fail.

- The bareminerals infomercial. Even before i learned about advertising strategies in school, it was so easy to see the ways they tried to mislead and brainwash you into buying their goddamn makeup. It's foundation and they had before/after pictures of the ladies that used it. in the before pictures they made them look all ugly, and in the after pictures, they not only added the foundation, but they also put on lipstick, blush, eyeshadow etc, they made sure their faces were clear, and they made their hair look better. They also talk about liquid foundatio like it's just the most disgusting thing everrrrr! They said one of the ladies on the set was a "brave, brave girl" for putting some one. i want to call them an obscene name but that's so pathetic i can't even think of one..

- The infomercial about ony little's gazelle secret ****. WHY DOES HE HAVE TO ****ING SCREAM THE WHOLE TIME! Not only does he talk like we're 289 miles away but he says the most annoying things. So does his stupid assistant. "AFFORDABLE.. PORTABLE.. AND TOTALLY... SOTRABLE!" the world would be such a better place if he would shut his damn mouth.

- Any commercial with billy mayes. Like his long-lost brother tony little, he feels the need to SCREAM at us like we're going deaf and the building's on fire.

- The enzyte commercials. They use Bob to kind of catch attention and amuse the people watching.. but they're just boring. And they always play them twice in a row. Annoying.

- Any commercial the TV guide channel makes about themself. WAY WAY WAY OVERPLAYED AND ANNOYING. I know in my heart that the current one that features kelly clarkson messing up during an interview was made to annoy me. If i see it again i'm gonna punch my fist through the TV. Plus they're just a bunch of conceited bastards who think they are the channel of america. Everything is all about them.

- McDonald's commercials. "Hey, hip hop is really popular now, so if we made our restaurant look like a hip-hoppy place with hip hop in our commercials, we'd get more business because everyone will think we're cool!" oh man, you should compare the current commercials to the ones they made in like the 60's. it's so sad how they've gone from "you deserve a break today" to "BAH BAH BAH BAH BAH! I'M LOVIN' IT FO' RIZZLE, G!"

- Any commercial that just tries to mislead you/brainwash you/persuade you to buy it too much. Kill. DESTROY!

Yeah ok, that's all i can think of. And one last thing:

EBAY, GEICO AND LOCAL COMMERCIALS OWN ALL.

Omg one commercial that annoys me the most is the Pepto Bismal commercial where they have the little dance.."Nausea,..Heartburn,..Indigestion,..Upset stomach,..Diarrhea..YAY PEPTO BISMAL!" OMG I HATE THAT COMMERCIAL!!!!

Originally posted by JinnyGirl88
Omg one commercial that annoys me the most is the Pepto Bismal commercial where they have the little dance.."Nausea,..Heartburn,..Indigestion,..Upset stomach,..Diarrhea..YAY PEPTO BISMAL!" OMG I HATE THAT COMMERCIAL!!!!

I looooooove those commercials :D

That Lenny Kravitz Target commercial.

The one for Dairy Queen that shows that woman blindfolded and she taste-tsting or something to see which shake is better, I think. And the DQ one is so good she doesn't want to give it back. And then she runs into a wall and falls down. Ooh, funny, she fell down and hurt herself cuz the drink was good and she wanted to keep it. I'm so sick of all these stupid commercials that aim at the lowest common denominator. I want to kick someone's ass everytime I see this commercial.

ones with Kelly Ripa talking about coloring her hair or drinking flavored water.

the one with Julianne Moore for Rvelon Lip Gloss.

I hate the Imodium commercial where that man and woman are listening to some music and then the lady gets diarrea (sp?)
I hate that commercial!! puke: puke:

Also, the commercial where they are singing about pepto bismol - who sings about pepto bismol???

I hate birth control commercials.... we won't go there....

I also hate the commercial where the guy is licking the beaters from where the women made the cake and he turns it on and starts screaming


I HATE ALL COMMERCIALS except target commercials, geico commericals, and some others

Originally posted by cakeisgood
The one for Dairy Queen that shows that woman blindfolded and she taste-tsting or something to see which shake is better, I think. And the DQ one is so good she doesn't want to give it back. And then she runs into a wall and falls down. Ooh, funny, she fell down and hurt herself cuz the drink was good and she wanted to keep it. I'm so sick of all these stupid commercials that aim at the lowest common denominator. I want to kick someone's ass everytime I see this commercial.

OMG...Me too. I !!!HATE!!! that commercial. :mad:

Another one that really annoys me is the stupid TrimSpa commercials. SHUT UP, ANNA NICOLE SMITH. JUST SHUT UP. I don't care how much weight you took...Yes, you look great now, but SHEESH! Have you looked at her chest? She has pointy breasts. Ehhhh. Then they're like "TRIMSPA, BABY!" If I hear somebody say that one more time, I'm going to kick their ass. :mad:

I also hate the brownie batter one for DQ, too. (The one where the guy gets his tongue caught in the beaters) :livid:

The McDonald's commercial where the guy gets it before work and that STUPID ASS song plays. It's the most irritating thing, whenever that commercial is on I get so embarrassed that it even exists.

The other McDonald's commercials where the guys are with those ugly girls that take off their shirts and go to McDonalds, but they have to go in Drive-Thru because in McDonald's you have to be fully clothed. Wow, they could easily just put their shirts back on. And that song is so damn annoying.

The Priceline commercials.

Probably a lot more but that's all I can think of right now.

Originally posted by JinnyGirl88
Omg one commercial that annoys me the most is the Pepto Bismal commercial where they have the little dance.."Nausea,..Heartburn,..Indigestion,..Upset stomach,..Diarrhea..YAY PEPTO BISMAL!" OMG I HATE THAT COMMERCIAL!!!!

OMG, I can not stand that gift sent from hell!:mad:

Any commercial that is "look at these poor sick children...give us money" or something like Christian Children's Fund. It's not that I'm a cold miserable person, but they're so repetitive and so frikin long.

That Enzyte commercial where the guy isn't happy then he got enzyte (smiling all the time oh and so is his wife) so now he can get it up & then there is his friend who's sad that he can't so he calls his friend and tells him about enzyte. Guess what now his friend is happy & so is his partner.Ok I get it for hundreth time.
Ugggghhh :mad: :crazy:



I just wanna say that can you hear me now guy I just wanna send him to Hannibal Lector.

The one for like the nike shocks commercial or something where the guy is running around and he like knows an old guy over who's sitting on a bench. Then he runs through people's food. Then he steps on little kids fingers on the monkey bars. I just wanna slap him and say don't you have any damn manners.

OVALTINE
They lie. They say Nesquick has no vitamins and it has tons of vitamans, theys hould be arrested for lying in their commerical. Plus the kids cant act.

And those back-to-school commericals. They start in June. :rolleyes: Theres this one back-to-school J-C Penny Commerical with a girl dancing really badly and I just want to punch her.....

Originally posted by RurryMicelli
And those back-to-school commericals. They start in June. :rolleyes: Theres this one back-to-school J-C Penny Commerical with a girl dancing really badly and I just want to punch her.....

The one where they do the rap song bit? OMG. :livid: One of the girls is from Disney...I just know she is. She was in that DUMB DUMB DUMB crappy "Cheaper By the Dozen" remake. :boxing:

the Build a Bear Workshop add, you know, the one with that annoying girl singing? Ugh it annoys the hell out of me. Great it just came on.:rolleyes:

Oh and back to school commercials. They start waaaayyyy too early.

That Six Flags one with the weird old man with the huge glasses and the annoying song that goes along with it

Old Navy commercials

Geico is right up there too

The viagra comercial where everyone is celebrating while We Are The Champions is playing

Originally posted by RustyShackleford
That Six Flags one with the weird old man with the huge glasses and the annoying song that goes along with it

You just named the best commercial ever!!! :eek:

~Double Post~

That Six Flags one with the weird old man with the huge glasses and the annoying song that goes along with it


OMG how could you not like Mr. Six!!!!!!!!!!!!

Those 1-800-CALL-ATT commercials with Carrot Top on them. He is so annoying:annoy:

And also those old "Wassup" commericals from Budwiser.

Any subway commercial, also any McDonalds commercial.

Then there's that BowFlex commercial with that moron that lost weight using the bowflex..then brags about being on TV with his shirt off. He needs to get punched in the back of the head.

Originally posted by RustyShackleford
That Six Flags one with the weird old man with the huge glasses and the annoying song that goes along with it

Old Navy commercials

Geico is right up there too

I love that commercial.:eek:

I hate those overactive bladder commercials with that annoying "gotta go" song in them.

Originally posted by popcornperson2002
I hate those overactive bladder commercials with that annoying "gotta go" song in them. :lol:

I forgot this one Those old Dell commericals where that guy says "Dude you're getting a Dell" I would like to punch
his face in:mad:

And those Capital One commericals always saying "What's in your wallet".

Originally posted by Sid
I forgot this one Those old Dell commericals where that guy says "Dude you're getting a Dell" I would like to punch
his face in:mad:

And those Capital One commericals always saying "What's in your wallet". Oh yeah I hate those too :lol:
BTW, I love your avatar! :clap:

Prilosec OTC, with the "Heartburn Couple" on their stupidass bus

That lost another one to Ditech commercial. So stupid. :rolleyes:

Also, the pepto bismol commercial where they have these people do a macarena type dance with the indegestion, upset stomach, etc. It always seems to come on when I'm eating supper and watching the news.

And, the Walmart commercials. I've heard that people get paid crap there and the commercials go on and on about how some people could not have done such and such if it hadn't been for Walmart. It's like they are praising the freakin' store. I mean, I love the prices at that store, but I would never want to work there.

[QUOTE]Originally posted by safety pin
[B]

- That GOD DAMN "FEED THE CHILDREN" COMMERCIAL. RRRRRRRR. They seriously try to brainwash you into making that damn phone call and feeding the damn children. "You don't call because you're busy, and you're not busy now, so go call now." When they film it they obviously set up a scene that looks all poor and torn up and they give the kids sloppy costumes to wear and tell them to make sad faces.



Thank god Im not the only one who gets annoyed by that. I used to feel bad that I hated it but that guy is SO frigging nagging with trying to make us feel guilty. I have nothing against charity, but if I were one of those kids I seriously would not want some guy bothering me and sticking a camera in my face.

Also the stupid Jessica Simpson commercials, and the McDonald's commercials, it's soooo ****ing annoying it is shown waaaaaay too many times on my TV. I mean c'mon day after day with the BADABABABA IM LOVIN IT!!!!! :wallbang :wallbang

Those stupid Herbal Essence commercials! I would never buy their products!:rolleyes:


Also all those stupid political ads . I will be so glad when the elections are over!:rolleyes:

Originally posted by skyhigh25789
[QUOTE]Originally posted by safety pin
[B]I have nothing against charity, but if I were one of those kids I seriously would not want some guy bothering me and sticking a camera in my face.

Yeah, you have a point. If I were one of those kids, I would probably say, get that camera out of my face and give me something to eat before I starve to death. I always have wondered why people who are rich with lots of money don't sponsor kids in those poor countries. It would be better than spending money on mansions and a whole bunch of cars that a person just doesn't need. :(

Fanta.

McDonald's "I'm Lovin it" commercials. Guess what McDonald's I'm not lovin it!

Jared from Subway annoys the crap outta me too. Yeah we get it, you ate Subway sandwiches and now you're skinny. What you are not telling the public is your cholesterol probably skyrocketed.

The Miller light spokesman who is supposedly running for some type of office. Can he be any more irritating?!?

Originally posted by Sid
I forgot this one Those old Dell commericals where that guy says "Dude you're getting a Dell" I would like to punch
his face in:mad:

And those Capital One commericals always saying "What's in your wallet".

Oh yeah...I heard that Dell guy (Ben Curtis or whatever his name was) got arrested for having marijuana on him in 2001 or 2002...that's why you haven't seen him in any of those commercials, and also why they started doing the intern ones a couple of years ago. ;)

Originally posted by Seth Thrasher
Fanta.

Don't ya wanna??:p :lol:

I dislike a lot of commercials; the Jessica Simpson pizza and icebreakers one, any political ad, the Prilosec couple, the TXU electric competition; (this guy goes out to eat and his dinner price goes up faster than what he can eat) and the Build A Bear workshop commercial; that girl really gets me:mad:

Fucillo Automall ones with that...guy and that...big guy saying how huge everything is. I'm gonna ****ing maul their faces with rat teeth them bastards http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/icons/icon8.gif

Originally posted by RustyShackleford
That Six Flags one with the weird old man with the huge glasses and the annoying song that goes along with it

Old Navy commercials

Geico is right up there too I HATE that ******* with the big glasses he can't dance and he's stupid and he sucks.

Originally posted by *A TV People*
I HATE that ******* with the big glasses he can't dance and he's stupid and he sucks.

Don't hold back, tell us how you really feel.;)

It has come to my attention that you guys forgot a very annoying choreographed commercial. RIP ZIP BRUSH AHHHHHHHHHHHH Just RIPP ZIPP BRUSH AHHH :faint:

:bash:


There's only one right now that I can think of that used to get on my nerves so to speak; it was I believe about "Cherry Coke" anyway, this guy was riding an ostrich and the point of the commercial was to try something different.

I'm not the only one that found it stupid.
Thank god it doesn't play anymore.


:bash:

I hate those dumb law firm commericals!!!!:mad:


"Have you or someone you love been in an automobile accident?...." Geez - annoying and ugly lawyers!

UGH!


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Originally posted by Moondance
I hate those dumb law firm commericals!!!!:mad:


"Have you or someone you love been in an automobile accident?...." Geez - annoying and ugly lawyers!

UGH!


We get those...for James Sokolove or something. At the end of the commercial it says "for residents in such and such states only"
and those states are nowhere near me..

I used to hate that Cheezits commerical with that old mother greeting a date and the mama yelling, "DIANE? DIANE?" Geez! I once knew someone with a mother like that - drove me crazy with mute button!


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Originally posted by MaryElizabeth
It has come to my attention that you guys forgot a very annoying choreographed commercial. RIP ZIP BRUSH AHHHHHHHHHHHH Just RIPP ZIPP BRUSH AHHH :faint: :eek: But I LOVE that comercial! I run around the house doing the hand motions and stuffiez

Originally posted by popcornperson2002
Don't hold back, tell us how you really feel.;) GAH!!!! I'm gon kill im that nasty ****er :wallbang

Originally posted by *A TV People*
GAH!!!! I'm gon kill im that nasty ****er :wallbang

LOL. Ashlee, you really crack me up at times.:lol:

Originally posted by *A TV People*
:eek: But I LOVE that comercial! I run around the house doing the hand motions and stuffiez u serious? oh well...

you probably just want the rip zippie brush thingies. :p only givin ya a hard time. ;)

Originally posted by *Heinz Me*
We get those...for James Sokolove or something. At the end of the commercial it says "for residents in such and such states only"
and those states are nowhere near me..

I get em too and those states are nowhere near me, as well. :lol:

I just thought of another stupid one; it's about kentucky friend chicken and at first a woman is walking down the street on the sidewalk and sees a leaf on the ground and takes off running like she's scared.

Then, later on a guy is sitting down with some people and a leaf falls on his shoulder and he screams in fear and brushes it off like it was a spider or something.

What does this have to do with KFC??

Commercials that annoy me (Local and National)

Ditech, Geico, Golden Corral and Delmonico Steakhouse, they're obnoxious. :rolleyes:

Go to www.voy.com/32053/. You can gripe about commercials all you want there;) !

I just thought of one.

They aren't commercials that advertise a product...You know how channels promote their own network? Comedy Central does that too...They just show random people and then at the end, show their channel logo.

The ones for N@N are really getting on my nerves. There's this one where this homely-looking curvy woman and a skinny woman go into an ice cream shop...The homely woman gets herself a small bowl of ice cream, and the skinny lady gets a HUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE bowl of ice cream. You see the homely woman eating and then she stares at the skinny woman (off-screen). When they finally show the skinny woman, she's blown up into a big ball, much like Violet from "Charlie and the Willy Wonka Chocolate Factory", when she eats something and blows up into a big blueberry. They have to roll the once-skinny woman out the door....OMG. Really. I can just BARELY tolerate the other ones N@N shows...but this one really pisses me off. IS IT REALLY NECESSARY TO MAKE OBNOXIOUS COMMERCIALS?! :mad:

Staples.

The girl looks at her father as he picks out school supplies. She says 'I thought you said school's out forever.' The dad looks at her and says 'No. School's out for summer.' Then the song plays.

Originally posted by COLD CASE fan
Staples.

The girl looks at her father as he picks out school supplies. She says 'I thought you said school's out forever.' The dad looks at her and says 'No. School's out for summer.' Then the song plays.

That commercal is pretty funny ,and what makes it funny is the "father" is Alice Cooper the rock and roll singer whos sings the song "School's Out". If you dont know who he is its kinda hard to understand

Originally posted by COLD CASE fan
Staples.

The girl looks at her father as he picks out school supplies. She says 'I thought you said school's out forever.' The dad looks at her and says 'No. School's out for summer.' Then the song plays.

OMG, I think that commercial is hilarious!! But like RustyShackleford said, if you aren't familiar with Alice Cooper and his music, then you wouldn't get the joke of the commercial.

One commercial I think is truly annoying are actually 2 from McDonalds's and it's about those awful chicken strips they'll selling. One commercial has a woman sitting on the couch, talking to herself, like she's talking to somebody else, saying stupid stuff like "Step away from the chicken"!! The other one is a guy at the copy machine with his chicken strips, doing pretty much the same thing the woman did. So stupid.

Haha! I like that Alice Cooper commerical! - but then again, I'm not the one going back to school;)


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