I posted this in another message board and was chewed out because it's 'disrespectful' to our Asian minorities.?? Since there are so may of you here, I would like to know your opinion.

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That's not right...
Sum Ting Wong

Are you harboring a fugitive?...
Hu Yu Hai Ding?

See me ASAP...
Kum Hia Nao

Stupid Man...
Dum Gai

Small Horse...
Tai Ni Po Ni

I bumped into a coffee table...
Ai Bang Mai Ni

I think you need a face lift...
Chin Tu Fat

Did you go to the beach?...
Wai Yu So Tan?

It's very dark in here...
Wai So Dim?

I thought you were on a diet...
Wai Yu Mun Ching?

This is a tow away zone...
No Pah King

Our meeting is scheduled for next week...
Wai Yu Kum Nao?

Staying out of sight...
Lei Ying Lo

He's cleaning his automobile...
Wa Shing Ka

Your body odor is offensive...
Yu Stin Ki Pu

No, because all your doing is posting phrases and what they mean in Chinese, and it doesn't seem offensive to me.

I think it's hilarious :rotflmao:

But then again, I'm not easily offended and then again...I'm not Asian :)

Hey, I'm not Asian, but I am foreign. I've heard jokes like that with my native tongue and they've always made me laugh. I don't know why they were offended...

Originally posted by Trippergrl
No, because all your doing is posting phrases and what they mean in Chinese, and it doesn't seem offensive to me.

No that is making fun of Chinese. Those phrases do not really mean that. Sound them out, it's a joke.

For example,
That's not right...
Sum Ting Wong (Something Wrong)

I think it is hillarious by the way :lol:

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hahahahaha

It is. But I bet white trash find it funny.

To the overly sensitive, it might be. I can't say I'd be offended if I saw the Asians making fun of the English language.

They left one out:

Why does it stink in here...

Hu flung dung?

Originally posted by Ags2000
No that is making fun of Chinese. Those phrases do not really mean that. Sound them out, it's a joke.

For example,
That's not right...
Sum Ting Wong (Something Wrong)

I think it is hillarious by the way :lol:

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Oh I didn't even notice that :lol:

Originally posted by SBTB Geek
It is. But I bet white trash find it funny.

Could you explain your reasoning, please? I'm interested because I'm not offended when it's done to my language.

LOl, I found it to be amusing and not offensive, then again, Im probably white trash!

I don't find it offensive but some Chinese people might find it offensive. Just think this way: If you have to ask if something is offensive it probably is.

IT looks like it was written by a Chinese with a sense of humor. So sad that some others don't find that. This person said that 'how would I feel if it was about a latina(since I am one) instead of an Asian; I just said that it wouldn't bother me since I had to pick which battles were worth fighting.

Originally posted by Unmarried*happy
IT looks like it was written by a Chinese with a sense of humor. So sad that some others don't find that. This person said that 'how would I feel if it was about a latina(since I am one) instead of an Asian; I just said that it wouldn't bother me since I had to pick which battles were worth fighting.

That's what I mean. It's not stereotyping anybody. I'm Latin American - and I myself have made jokes like that with Portuguese and English. :confused: Could somebody explain what is so offensive about it? Just don't say it is - say WHY it is. I'm curious. And confused.

Originally posted by SBTB Geek
It is. But I bet white trash find it funny.

I just want to know why this idiot thinks only white trash would find it funny.

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People are waaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy over-sensitive nowadays.

Sorry, the keys stuck.;)

Originally posted by Sterling Holobyte
People are waaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy over-sensitive nowadays.

Sorry, the keys stuck.;)

LOL

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:rotflmao: I love it.

Originally posted by SBTB Geek
It is. But I bet white trash find it funny.

Proud to be white trash.

Who cares if its offense??

Being PC SUCKS.

because white trash racists make senseless jokes


This however, is not a senseless joke, nor is it offensive. The people who got mad surely justhad their panties in a bunch

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
LOl, I found it to be amusing and not offensive, then again, Im probably white trash!

:rofl: ditto. :yourock: sista

Originally posted by dawsongirl
Proud to be white trash.
is that shin dig still on at y'all's trailer tonight? FAMILY BATH NIGHT!

Originally posted by Georgia's on my Mind
is that shin dig still on at y'all's trailer tonight? FAMILY BATH NIGHT!

It's your night to host!

Originally posted by Georgia's on my Mind
is that shin dig still on at y'all's trailer tonight? FAMILY BATH NIGHT!

Damn strait! Me an Fannie Mae's gonna cook us up sum vittles we found on the road today. We gots us sum possum and coon!

An then Bubba's gonna bring his banjo and pay us sum toons.

But no one invite John Boy! Ever since he done married that goat, he ain't been right and no ones wants him round these parts.

Can I come too if I bring some corn on the ol cob? I reckon I'll need to take my teeth out to eat it.

Originally posted by dawsongirl
Damn strait! Me an Fannie Mae's gonna cook us up sum vittles we found on the road today. We gots us sum possum and coon!

An then Bubba's gonna bring his banjo and pay us sum toons.

But no one invite John Boy! Ever since he done married that goat, he ain't been right and no ones wants him round these parts.

The saddest part...There are quite a few people I know around here (the place I live, not SO) who I could VERY well picture talking/acting like that

Originally posted by MandieR1980
Can I come too if I bring some corn on the ol cob? I reckon I'll need to take my teeth out to eat it.

Shure!

Originally posted by Seth Thrasher
The saddest part...There are quite a few people I know around here (the place I live, not SO) who I could VERY well picture talking/acting like that

:lol: I spent all of last night talking like that with Jenny. If SBTB Loser thinks we're all white trash, might as well act the part.

Originally posted by dawsongirl
Shure!

Methinks I'am gunna bring da porridge an' dress up in my Sunday's best overalls. I reckon I'will even ware my cleanest plaid overalls.

I promis' not to do any loogie-flingin', promis'!

Originally posted by dawsongirl
:lol: I spent all of last night talking like that with Jenny. If SBTB Loser thinks we're all white trash, might as well act the part.

Well he's from Southern California, how do you expect him to think of people who live anywhere outside of the Silicon Valley?

Originally posted by Czas na Zywiec
Well he's from Southern California, how do you expect him to think of people who live anywhere outside of the Silicon Valley? well most of So Cal is "white trash" anyways, so.

Originally posted by Miss Vicki
Methinks I'am gunna bring da porridge an' dress up in my Sunday's best overalls. I reckon I'will even ware my cleanest plaid overalls.

I promis' not to do any loogie-flingin', promis'!

Yer gonna have the pertiest clothes of them all!

You better not! Granpa gota jealous last time cuz you done flung yours further.

Originally posted by Czas na Zywiec
Well he's from Southern California, how do you expect him to think of people who live anywhere outside of the Silicon Valley?

We should all bow down to his awesomeness! :notworthy Because us Midwestern people, we're nothing compared to the plastic people! :cheer:

Originally posted by MandieR1980
Can I come too if I bring some corn on the ol cob? I reckon I'll need to take my teeth out to eat it. You have teeth?! :(

Originally posted by dawsongirl
Yer gonna have the pertiest clothes of them all!

You better not! Granpa gota jealous last time cuz you done flung yours further.

Oh me gosh! Is da true? Yey! I'am gonna git ma' clothes on now!

Granpa's jus' jealous. It's all in da techinq'.

Say whatever jokes you want whenever you want, if people get offended, it is their problem. This is not to say, insult and demean people and say, "Oh that's your problem." Okay, you can laugh at and tell jokes, whatever joke(s) you want. Do not let political correctness strip you of your rights.

And honestly, an Asian who gets offended because he thinks we think less of them when reading these jokes is stupid anyway.

Originally posted by Nirvana
well most of So Cal is "white trash" anyways, so.

touche

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
You have teeth?! :(

Woman, you gots to make yer own! I gots me a uncle who wittles the best set of teeth in the county. I can gets him to make ya sum!

Originally posted by dawsongirl
Woman, you gots to make yer own! I gots me a uncle who wittles the best set of teeth in the county. I can gets him to make ya sum! *toothless grin* Geet outta town and take a bus! How does he make 'em? Are they expensive? I only gots $2.75!

I'm chinese myself and I don't find anything offensive unless that person is serious about what he is saying.

Originally posted by ¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
*toothless grin* Geet outta town and take a bus! How does he make 'em? Are they expensive? I only gots $2.75!

They's cheep! Only $1.50. That is reckon is to cover his tabackey fer the month.

I's don't know how's they made. He never lets us in to see. Bessie, his cow, stands and blocks the door to the cellar. We tried once to git under Bessie, but she done sat on Cletus. Then we's tried to get around her and she done pooped on Clem.