For future Weird Al Yankovics like me, post your paurodies!

A Hamubrger
( parody of "The Warrior" by Scandal featuring Patti Smyth with new lyrics my Jack Wilson ( me) )
It’s lunch lunch time right now
Im hungry, need stuff to eat now
Feeding on some food right now I bet Ill have something with fries
Well isn’t grub, delicious?
Just give me, anything Ill have it
But there’s one thing that I will have now,
it’s fast food yeah
Saw a restraunt, then went inside
When I went inside to order ,I said “I want a hamburger””With ketchup and mustard ,
and also have it with, some relish and fries. And lettuce, and tomato”
Dr Pepper, will be my drink
My burger, will be so yummy
When I get with all my fries
Ill eat each and every bite
It’s on the counter right now Im gonna eat, I just startedI tell you now, it is yummy
So good I had to have every bite
Now am I finished, about to go wild
Now Im so glad that I had ordered (now Im so glad that I had ordered)This
hamburger…I loved the hamburger, and now Im not starving, had this with fries
The hamburger...the hamburger

Addicted to Grub
( parody of "Addicted to Love" by Robert Palmer)

When soup is on, cooked on the stove
And you are in a hungry mode
You like stuff, like grilled steaks
A hot dog and some beans baked

There’s some food, that you heat
Not brussel sprouts, or even beets
You have some rice, and with some beans
Don’t let the grub, just overheat

Whoa, you like to eat things like tunips and spuds, oh yeah
It's closer to the truth to say you can't get enough
You know you're gonna have to face it, you're addicted to grub

Asparagus, and baked beans
A hamburger, made of beef
Some French fries, and some ketchup
Some more of spuds, that are French fired, yeah French fried

Some mustard yeah
But please no, no mayonnaise
Hash browns, bananas too
Pickles, but not the juice

Whoa, you like to eat things like tunips and spuds, oh yeah
It's closer to the truth to say you can't get enough
You know you're gonna have to face it, you're addicted to grub


Might as well face it, you're addicted to grub
Might as well face it, you're addicted to grub
Might as well face it, you're addicted to grub
Might as well face it, you're addicted to grub
Might as well face it, you're addicted to grub

------ lead guitar ------

When soup is on, cooked on the stove
And you are in a hungry mode
You like stuff, like grilled steaks
A hot dog and some beans baked

Whoa, I like to eat things like a hungry mob , oh yeah
It's closer to the truth to say I can't get enough
You know Im gonna have to face it, Im addicted to grub

Might as well face it, Im addicted to grub
Might as well face it, Im addicted to grub
Might as well face it, Im addicted to grub
Might as well face it, Im addicted to grub
Might as well eat it, Im addicted to grub

Addicted to Suds
( parody of "Addicted to Love" by Robert Palmer)
Your faucet’s on, and you’re at home
You want to take a bath
Your tub fills, but no spills
Then you fill it up with bubble bath
You get ready, the tubs filled with bubbles
There's no doubt, water’s deep
Don’t pull the plug, feel that heat
The bubbles will make you clean
Whoa, you like to think that you're immune to the suds, oh yeah
It's closer to the truth to say you can't get enough, you
know you're gonna have to face it, you're addicted to suds
You see the foam, all on your feet
Shower’s runnin’ at no speed
For stinky feet, it’s bubble time
You’re all foamy, but you don’t care
You’re almost clean
When get out of the tub
Put the towel on now
You get back when you do
Whoa, you like to think that you're immune to the suds, oh yeah
It's closer to the truth to say you can't get enough, you
know you're gonna have to face it, you're addicted to suds
Might as well face it, you're addicted to suds
Might as well face it, you're addicted to suds
Might as well face it, you're addicted to suds
Might as well face it, you're addicted to suds
Might as well face it, you're addicted to suds
Your faucet’s on, and you’re at home
You want to take a bath
Your tub fills, but no spills
Then you fill it up with bubble bath
Whoa, you like to think that you're immune to the suds, oh yeah
It's closer to the truth to say you can't get enough, you
know you're gonna have to face it, you're addicted to suds
Might as well face it, you're addicted to suds
Might as well face it, you're addicted to suds
Might as well face it, you're addicted to suds
Might as well face it, you're addicted to suds
Might as well face it, you're addicted to suds

Arnold the Austrian
( parody of "Ahab the Arab" by Ray Stevens )
Let me tell ya bout Ah-nuld the Austrian
Who played the Terminator
He’s got lots of movies on is resume
And millions of bucks in his hand
He’s probably got em all wrapped aroundh is bed
And a bodyguard by his side
And every evening about midnight
He calls his limo driver , Clyde
For a ride

Spoken
To the movie premiere
For his new movie
With his wife Maria
He’s played the Terminator three times
Did “Total Recall”
And “Conan the Barbarian”
In his underwear
And also “Kindergarten Cop”
As he walked out of the limo
His voice would cut
Through all the sounds of the clicking cameras, and he’d say
(imitate Arabian speech as Ah-nuld would do it)
Which is Ah-nuld talk for “Hello, fans”
And the fans would say
( imitate camel voice )
Which is Ah-nuld fan for “We love you, Arnold!”

Well..

His fans were all bought to a screeching halt
At the rear of the movie theatre
As the movie started playing, into there they went
Then they saw Ah-nuld
Playing the Terminator
Termintaing people, and when it was over
There was millions of bucks on his toes ho ho

Spoken
All the fans were walking out of the movie
With popcorn, and a coke
And Junior Mints, and an Icee
And Milk Duds, a Snickers
Three Reese’s peanut butter cups
And sipping on classic Coca Cola
Giving Ah-nuld autographs
Watching a screening of scenes of his movies
While Ah-nuld and Maria were getting pictures taken
And walked back into the limo
Then Ah-nuld said
( imitate Ah-nuld talking gibberish )
Which is Ah-nuld for
“Hasta la vista baby”
Then she looked him
Elbowed his arm
The she said
(coy, girlish laugh) "Crazy baby".

'Round and around and around and around

Just then the box office results came in
Ah-nuld knew his film was hit
Then the came the moment he realized
The Califronian government needed a surprise
“Ill run for governor “ said Arnold
Intending to get a vote
In his head, he just knew it
And to California they went
Rode with Clyde , in the limo
To the airport
With Ah-nulds whole army and millions of bucks
In a big suitcase
To make a long story short, he decided to run
Cause there wasn’t that much time
Till the new elections
And he got started
Cause he was the biggest the star ever
Then the elections came
Collected all the ballots and he was the winner
Yeah and that’s the story’ bout Ah-nuld the Austarian
Who played the Terminator
Ah-nuld the Austrian
The new governor of Californa

American Idol
( parody of "American Woman" by The Guess Who)
American Idol, sing away for me
American Idol, judges let me be
When you come through auditon door
Hope your performance is not a bore
I hope youre one that I can let through
And hope America votes for you
Now idols, don’t be like Keith
American Idol, listen what I say-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay

--- Lead Guitar ---

Ruben and Clay Aiken, Justin and Kelly
Hung songs Ricky Martin, don’t do for me
The top 12 move it on the floor
I enjoy each and every performance more
Pen salesmen and Rat Pack guys
Are now before my own two eyes
Now Idols, please sing away
American Idol, listen what I say-ay-ay-ay

--- Lead Guitar Solo ---
Oh that Simon Cowell, and what he say
Sometimes had a bad thing, just to say
Randy Jackson calling everyone a dog
Paula Abdul giving nice comments
Don’t need to hear Keith sing
Want that JPL to sing
William Hung singing She Bangs
Did not do for those judges
Now Idols, sing away for me
American Idol, judges let me be

Go, gotta win right now yeah, gotta gotta win right now yeah go, go, go
Gotta vote for me now
Gotta vote for me
Vote vote, vote vote, vote vote, vote vote
Hope ya do vote for me
Like I will for you
What comes out of Simon’s mouth
Randy and that Paula’s too
You know I'm gonna vote
You know I'm gonna win
You know I'm gonna vote
You know I'm gonna vo-ote, idols
Gonna vote for you idols
Vote your American Idols
Keep em In the competition

April Fool's Day
( parody of "That'll Be the Day" by Buddy holly )
Well, it is April Fool’s Day, when you play your tricks
Yes, it is April Fool’s Day , you have all your shcticks
You play some tricks on me, and I do it back
'Cause that was the day it was, yesterday

Well, you give me all your pranking, and jokes are ranking
I put some ketchup right inside your honey too
Well, ya know you put some tonic water, in my drink
That some day, well I’M NOT THROUGH!

CHORUS

------ instrumental break ------

CHORUS

Well, when you just saw that jar, its full of Jell O shots
Oh not really, oh April Fools!
I just now told you, the joke’s on you now
Now it’s the end of April Fool’s



Well, it was April Fool’s Day, woo hoo
Was April Fool’s Day woo hoo
Was April Fool’s Day, woo hoo
WAS APRIL FOOLS DAY!

Asparagus/Let Us All Dine In
( parody of "Aquarius/Let the Sunshine In" by The Fifth Dimension )
When the food is cooking at the house
And everyone’s still at the bar
And food is boiling in the pan, yeah
Then they all come home in their cars
Then we as always serve a plate of asparagus
Plate of asparagus
Asparagus!
Apsaragus!

In the pan it is boiling
Waiting for people to start the eating
In the house there’s a stirring session
Then they come home in starvation
Even with hallucinations
They’ll come to this asparagus station
Asparagus!
Apsaragus!
Asparagus!
Apsaragus!



Let us all dine, let us all dine in, we’ll all dine here

Let us all dine, let us all dine in, we’ll all dine here

Let us all dine, let us all dine in, we’ll all dine here

Yeah, let’s dine, c’mon
Enjoy the asparagus we cooked for long
C’mon let’s dine in
Set up the table, and we’ll dine in
For the spears, we will all dine in
Come on, enjoy what we’re eatin
So, come on, let’s see what we’re enjoyin’
Let’s eat away
Come on, let’s enjoy and dine in

BANANAS!
(parody of "Bonanza Theme")
Let’s go get groceries at the store BANANAS!
Yellow and ripe, but not turning brown
We also like them all green
We really like it when we eat BANANAS!
With also other food like some apples
For gorillas, not monkeys
In this store, we buy this brand
Dole, it is the name
We may, have something fried and
Have some more plantains
Theyre so good, we could even make splits-BANANAS!
Make it with syrup
And some cold ice cream
Everyone of us here know
Every peel is mine
Its bananas and other stuff we eat
Like a burger and fries
Here we stand just a-eatin some grand-BANANAS!
Yellow and ripe, but not turning brown
We also like them all green
We really like it when we eat BANANAS!
With also other food like some apples
For gorillas, not monkeys
In this store, we buy this brand
Dole, it is the name
We may, have something fried and
Have some more plantains
Theyre so good, we could even make splits-BANANAS!
Make it with syrup
And some cold ice cream
And we just love to eat em all
That's why we just love BANANAS!
BANANAS!
BANANAS!

those are great! :lol: :lol: i have a parody of a chorus to a song but i would probably get banned for putting it on here. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Originally posted by skyhigh25789
those are great! :lol: :lol: i have a parody of a chorus to a song but i would probably get banned for putting it on here. :lol: :lol: :lol: Thanks!:D Theres LOTS more!


Ah :lol:

lol...ill have to dig some of my good ones up and post em...

write now im working on a parody of d12's how come about how much i hate eminem lol

several years ago i wrote a parody of the rudolph song about karl malone, just for the hell of being weird.. i still sing it because it annoys people. i won't post it though because it'll freak everyone out.

Pudding On a Ritz

(a parody of "Puttin' on the Ritz" by Irving Berlin)

If you're hungry and you don't
Know what to eat
Why don't you treat yourself to this -
Pudding on a Ritz

Creamy chocolate or vanilla
On a wafer, for the fellas
It's delish,
Pudding on a Ritz!

Better than grape jelly on a biscuit,
Sure beats tapioca on a Triscuit
Don't you risk it!

Come let's have some butterscotch
On a cracker, it's top notch
The perfect fit,
PUDDING ON A RITZ!

Better than an Oreo with spiced lox,
Sure beats Dijon mustard on a Hydrox
From the icebox!

So-

If you're hungry and you don't
Know what to eat
Why don't you try the latest dish. . . .
PUDDING ON A RITZ!!!!!!!

DO YOUR WORK
A parody of "Do Your Thing" by Issac Hayes

If you're coming to your job,
Meets lots of friends.
Meet on,
Meet on.

If you want to earn or pay,
The payments are all the same.
Pay on,
Pay on.

If you're wanna get busy,
No talking are allowed.
Calm down,
Calm down.

'Cause whatever only you,
You got to do your work.

If you feel like you have lunch,
Go out a take a break.
Snack on,
Snack on.

If you not gonna fool around,
The staff will get you fired.
Work on,
Work on.

If you wanna work for so hard.
But now the price is right.
Earn on,
Earn on.

'Cause whatever only you,
You got to do your work.
Do your work.

I don't have the whole song written, but I have the chorus of Spice Girls song "Wannabe" finished...

If you wanna be my plumber
Ya gotta get a monkey wrench
Fixin pipes forever
Flooding never ends...

"We Will Mock You"

(a parody of "We Will Rock You" by Queen)

Honey you're a babe
A model babe now
Posing in the streets
Gonna make a bad film some day
You got rouge on your face
Big disgrace
Waving your purse all over the place

We will, we will mock you!
We will, we will mock you!

Buddy you're a mime
You're a street mime
Trapped inside a box
Gonna go to see France some day
You got white on your face
Big disgrace
Pulling your rope all over the place.

We will, we will mock you!
Sing it!
We will, we will mock you!

Buddy you're a clown
In a clown car
Playing with balloons
Gonna hit the big top some day
You got pie in your face
Big disgrace
Somebody'd better squirt whipped cream in that space!

We will, we will mock you!
Sing it!
We will, we will mock you!
Everybody, we will, we will mock you!
Umm, we will, we will mock you!

:guitar:

Ubba gubba!

:guitar: :stooges: :bonk:

Olga the Spider (parody of The Who's "Boris the Spider")

look who's crawling up my wall,
yellow grren or brown and kind of small.
now she's up above my head,
makes a tent of amny threads.

Olga the spider.
Olga the spider.

now she's dropped down to the floor,
passed my head-- got scared for sure.
maybe she's as scared as me.
where's she gone to? -- I can't see.

Olga the spider.
Olga the spider.

creepy crawly,
creepy-crawly.
creepycrawlycreepycrawly (etc.)

there she is, in a corner of a wall.
doesn't seem to move at all
perhaps she's dead I'll just make sure
I'll stand on a kitchen chair.

Olga the spider.
Olga the spider.

creepy.....crawly (etc.)

she's come to a sticky end
made sure she'll never mend.
no more crawlin' 'round at all:
squashed her against the wall.

Olga the spider.
Olga the spider.:D

:rotflmao: Great ones!

Originally posted by Steve M.
Pudding On a Ritz

(a parody of "Puttin' on the Ritz" by Irving Berlin)

If you're hungry and you don't
Know what to eat
Why don't you treat yourself to this -
Pudding on a Ritz

Creamy chocolate or vanilla
On a wafer, for the fellas
It's delish,
Pudding on a Ritz!

Better than grape jelly on a biscuit,
Sure beats tapioca on a Triscuit
Don't you risk it!

Come let's have some butterscotch
On a cracker, it's top notch
The perfect fit,
PUDDING ON A RITZ!

Better than an Oreo with spiced lox,
Sure beats Dijon mustard on a Hydrox
From the icebox!

So-

If you're hungry and you don't
Know what to eat
Why don't you try the latest dish. . . .
PUDDING ON A RITZ!!!!!!! :rotflmao: Thats awesome!

More

Ben and J. Lo Song
( parody of "Immigrant Song" by Led Zeppilin )
Two, three, four.

Ah~ah~ahhh-ah!.
Ah~ah~ahhh-ah!.
Let me tell ya bout Ben and J. Lo
The 2003 couple most overexposed

Their movie Gigli bombed
But that didn't stop this here couple
They had planned a wedding then postponed it
Splitsville, they are coming

Ben was caught in a casino by her
Then they had that wedding postponed

Ah~ah~ahhh-ah!.
Ah~ah~ahhh-ah!.
Let me tell ya bout Ben and J. Lo
The 2003 couple most overexposed

WE know J. Lo is a Yankees fan
Ben is a fan of the Red Sox
Then J.Lo had a Lingerie line
They're so overexposed

Ben was caught in a casino by her
Then they had that wedding postponed

So they better stop
And make a decision
To get make their second marriage attempt work
Might stop all the gossip

Ooh~ooh. Ooh~ooh. Ooh~ooh.
Ooh~ooh. Ooh~ooh. Ooh~ooh.
Ah hah hah hah hah hah.

Ooh~ooh. Ooh~ooh. Ooh~ooh.
Ooh~ooh. Ooh~ooh. Ooh~ooh.
Ooh~ooh. Ooh~ooh. Ooh~ooh.

Biggie Mac
( parody of "Maniac" by Micheal Sembello )
Just a fast food girl on a saturday night, lookin' for a burger and fries
Goes to Burger King even McDonalds, for it she's just crazy

She eats burgers till the cheese makes her fart , always loving her fries
She has danced into the danger zone, when a dancer becomes a dance

She loves it like her life, has them all the time
She loved any food with pickles and meat

She likes a biggie mac, biggie mac , with ketchup
And she eats it like she's never done before
She likes a biggie mac, biggie mac, with pickles
And eats it when she goes McDonald's

She does it with quite sanity, but all of the time you see
She loves having whoppers, and any burger, also loves tacos
She even likes Kentucky Fried Chicken, eats her Wendy's when she drives, and she loves fries from Burger King
She eats it whenever she gets a chance
Eats her burger and fries

She's just loves buns with meat , lettuce, pickles and mustard
Has everything on them except the mayonnaise

She likes a biggie mac, biggie mac , with ketchup
And she eats it like she's never done before
She likes a biggie mac, biggie mac, with pickles
And eats it when she goes McDonald's

[Solo]


She loves it like her life, has them all the time
She loved any food with pickles and meat

She likes a biggie mac, biggie mac , with ketchup
And she eats it like she's never done before
She likes a biggie mac, biggie mac, with pickles
And eats it when she goes McDonald's

[repeats out]

Billy Ordered a Gyro
(parody of "Billy Don't Be a Hero" by Bo Donaldson and the Heywoods )
The bakers served some food at the deli
There was a big huge lengthy line
In the middle right there I saw Billy
Waiting to go and have a bite
And when it his turn to order
He ordered a big sandwich
From where I stood, I heard what he ordered
And then he got it right away

Billy ordered a gyro, and also roast beef on rye
Billy ordered a gyro, no it did not have a spice
And after he finished it up, he then ordered more gyro-o-os
Billy ordered a gyro, with salami

The bakers then wrapped up his sandwich
The gyro was wrapped all around
Then every bite was in a wrapping
I bet he will son here get round
Then he ate every single bite up
To sign a check he used a pen
And Billy decided to open a restraunt
That sells each and every bread
For bread
Billy ordered a gyro, and also roast beef on rye
Billy ordered a gyro, no it did not have a spice
And after he finished it up, he then ordered more gyro-o-os
Billy ordered a gyro, with salami

I heard his restraunt got some good reviews
After it was open for one day
Billy served some rye and some gyros
And roast beef with salami
The customers would eat away

Boyardee
(parody of "Jeapordy" by Greg Kihn Band )

Oh Oh Oh Oh

Was outside, cooking out on the grill
Making a barbecue
With some met, maybe burgers
Or some beef or steak now

With some barbecue sauce and some fries
I could cook it all night
I would not give, any hunger
And right now I'll tell you why

Cause I'm Chef Boyardee, baby, ooh
Cause I'm Chef Boyardee , baby, ooh

Well I know, I am most known for
For appearing on cans
Of ravioli, and macaroni now
Of all you could think
All the stuff, that I appear on
Everyone likes right now
I could fix Rice a Roni
But Im cooking pasta now, yeah yeah


Cause I'm Chef Boyardee, baby, ooh
Cause I'm Chef Boyardee , baby, ooh


All the stuff, that I appear on
Everyone likes right now
I could fix Rice a Roni
But Im cooking pasta now, yeah yeah



Cause I'm Chef Boyardee, baby, ooh
Cause I'm Chef Boyardee , baby, ooh

Brady Bunchian Rhapsody
( parody of "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen)
Here is the story
Of a lovely lady
Her name is Carol
And her is blonde
She was bringing, up three very lovely girls
Youngest was in curls you see
They all had hair of, gold like their mother
As I said that, youngest one,
She was a, girl in curls
Anyway their names are
Marcia , Jan and also Cindy, Cindy

Carol, then met a man
Mike was that guy's name
A widower, named Brady
Carol, met him one day
But he also raised three boys , hair all the same
Carol, ooh, then married this Brady guy
His three boys and him we're then all alone
Their names are, their names are , Peter , Greg and Bobby

Then they, got married
When the lady and fellow met
They knew that there just was
Oh yes, there was, more than a hunch
That this group would soon form a family
That's the way, they became the Brady Bunch
The Brady Bunch, Brady Bunch and housekeeper

Those three little girls also had a cat
The three boys, the three boys, had a pup named Tiger
Alice their housekeeper
There was nine of them , yeah
(Carol Brady) Carol Brady
(Peter Brady) Bobby Brady
(Mike Brady and that Alice) Oh Alice, oh!
Those three boys and girls made up the family
There were 9 people in the whole family
If you count the dog, then that would make 10
Did Marcia with a ball, get hit in the nose?
Oh Marcia! Yes, she got hit in the nose
(Oh my nose!) Oh Marcia!
She got hit in the nose
(Don't play ball) In the house!
Because you broke that vase
(We will have ) Porkchops and applesauce
(A slumber) Marcia had one time
(Brady Bunch ), Ah
Bunch, Bunch, Bunch, Bunch, Bunch, Bunch, Bunch
(Marcia, Marcia, Marcia, Marcia)
Marcia Marcia Brady
Jan Brady once wore a big black afro wig
A wig, A WIG!!!!!

Well, this show just ran for seasons of five
The last season, everyone had big hair
Oh, Bradys, people just love ya Bradys!
All nine of ya'll, this is your song right here

Housekeeper named Alice, and the 9 Bradys
A dog that's named Tiger
They never stop the reruns, oh no

Off Jan Brady's wig blows



Here's the one where some of it is revised :
Here is the story
Of a lovely lady
Her name is Carol
And she's blonde as a blonde can be
She was bring-ing, up very lovely girls three
They all had hair of
Gold like their mom you see
And the youngest one,
Little girl,
Her gold hair,
Was in curls
Anyway their names are
Marcia , Jan and also Cindy, Cindy

Carol, then met a man
Mike was that guy's name
A widower, named Brady
Carol, met him one day
But he also raised three boys , hair all the same
Carol, oooh
Mar-ried this Brady guy
No longer were he and his three boys a-lone
Their names are
Their names are
Peter, Greg, and Bobby Brady"

Then they, got married
When the lady and fellow met
They knew that there just was
Oh yes, there was, more than a hunch
That this group would soon form a family
That's the way, they became the Brady Bunch
The Brady Bunch, Brady Bunch and housekeeper

Those three little girls also had a cat
The three boys, the three boys, had a pup named Tiger
Alice their housekeeper
There was nine of them , yeah
(Carol Brady) Carol Brady
(Peter Brady) Bobby Brady
(Mike Brady and that Alice) Oh Alice, oh!
Those three boys and girls made up the family
There were 9 people in the whole family
If you count the dog, then that would make 10
Did Marcia with a ball, get hit in the nose?
Oh Marcia! Yes, she got hit in the nose
(Oh my nose!) Oh Marcia!
She got hit in the nose
(Don't play ball) In the house!
Because you broke that vase
(We will have ) Porkchops and applesauce
(A slumber) Marcia had one time
(Brady Bunch ), Ah
Bunch, Bunch, Bunch, Bunch, Bunch, Bunch, Bunch
(Marcia, Marcia, Marcia, Marcia)
Marcia Marcia Brady
Jan Brady once wore a big black afro wig
A wig, A WIG!!!!!

Well, this show just ran for seasons of five
The last season, everyone had big hair
Oh, Bradys, people just love ya Bradys!
All nine of ya'll, this is your song right here

Housekeeper named Alice, and the 9 Bradys
A dog that's named Tiger
They never stop the reruns, oh no

Off Jan Brady's wig blows

Burger Grillin' Boogie

( parody of "Baby Sittin Boogie" by Buzz Clifford )
(Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, that's thats,good-good-good-good)

My hamburger sits upon a shiny grill
Im gonna grill the burger, so I can eat it
Im gonna grill and when the grill gets hot
It does go (*sizzling noises*)

Ill cook it for a while with the sauce
The kind of sauce it is, is barbecue
And the way I do it I cant go wrong
I just dont (let it grill all day)

I cant flip a burger with my own two feet
Some french fries are cookin along with the meat
The fries are made from taters, mighty sweet
Tater tots ( go-go-grill-that-bur-ger-now-now)

It's gonna be a very yummy burger now
You know I defrosted it all on the stove
And don't forget he's eveybody´s pride and joy
When he goes (ooo-ah-ge-he)

(Yo-a-ah-ah)

(La-da,la-da,la-da)

Yes we are about to have a barbecue
What you want it will be grilled for you
This burger'll be the hippest of the BBQ
And they'll go (Mmm man , that's yummy)

I grilled and I grilled while stove was on
No one shall eat, till the burger's done
When they eat we put it on a bun
(The bun, yes its rye)
(Oh rye a gyro, gyro)

And when the burger's waiting just to be all done
Everyone's hungry and yes its fun
When the burger's done so are the fries
The chef and cook they say (Burger, Burger, Burger's)
Aaaaaaaaaaallllllllllll done

California Gov.
(parody of "California Girls" by the Beach Boys )

Well he's made a lot of movies
Big muscles is what he wears
Ya cant understand him when he talks
But he's the governor there

Since August ,he campaigned every day and night
And in November he was elected
And he made a big speech then

Now Arnold is of gov of California
Yes, he's now gov of California
Yes, Arnold now is California Gov.

Has lots of movies and famous lines
Like "Ill be back" and "Hasta la vista, baby"
He is now the governator
After running in the total recall election

He's a big star in Hollywood
Even was out with all kinda girls
He was even once Mr. Universe
And he did Conan the Barbarian and more famous ones

Now Arnold is of gov of California
Yes, he's now gov of California
Yes, Arnold now is California Gov.

Yes, Arnolds' gov. Of California
(Gov. Gov. Gov yeah he's the)

Yes, Arnolds' gov. Of California
(Gov. Gov. Gov yeah he's the )

Yes, Arnolds' gov. Of California
(Gov. Gov. Gov yeah he's the )

Yes, Arnolds' gov. Of California
(Gov. Gov. Gov yeah he's the )

Cheese
( parody of "Grease" by Frankie Valli )

When I am hungry, I go out of the house
And get something at the near grocery store
There ain't no lying that it aint to far
Even though it might be a food that makes us all fart

Cheese is the word
I love to have it, even in the rain
Its just one of my favorite foods, no it aint a shame
I have it with bologna, and a burger with fries
I stop and don't eat it when ive got a banana to peel

Cheese is the word
It's so good, and its what Im eating
Cheese is the food, on the plate, in this notion
Cheese is just what we are eating

We take the wrapping and throw it away
Eating with the wrapper, its not what I do no way
There is a chance that we can eat till we fart
We start believing now
But lets have some right now

Cheese is the word
It's so good, and its what Im eating
Cheese is the food, on the plate, in this notion
Cheese is just what we are eating

There so many kinds of it
So much its sparking a confusion
But I like every kind

We take the wrapping and throw it away
Eating with the wrapper, its not what I do no way
There is a chance that we can eat till we fart
We start believing now
But lets have some right now


Cheese is the word
It's so good, and its what Im eating
Cheese is the food, on the plate, in this notion
Cheese is just what we are eating


Cherse is the word
Is the word
Is the word
Is the word

Chicken to Hide
( parody of "Ticket to Ride" by The Beatles )
I think I'm gonna go mad
This chicken's a nut, yeah
The girl that's the owner of it
Keeps carrying it around
She's got a chicken to hide,
She's got a chicken to hide,
She's got a chicken to hide,
But she don't care.

The chicken just drives me crazy
Spins round and round yeah.
He sure what I will eat
When she gets it ground
She's got a chicken to hide,
She's got a chicken to hide,
She's got a chicken to hide,
But she don't care.


I don't know why I'm so out of my mind
See this bird all the time
She ought to make it meat
Her bird goes "BAWK!" IN MY EARS ALL THE TIME!
It lays eggs all the time
She ought to keep it in the barn

I think I'm gonna go mad
This chicken's a nut, yeah
The girl that's the owner of it
Keeps carrying it
She's got a chicken to hide,
She's got a chicken to hide,
She's got a chicken to hide,
But she don't care.

But she don't care.

I don't know why I'm so out of my mind
See this bird all the time
She ought to make it meat
Her bird goes "BAWK!" IN MY EARS ALL THE TIME!
It lays eggs all the time
She ought to keep it in the barn.

She said that it will be meat
I'm so happy now , yeah.
Now she agrees with me
Wwhen it was around
She's got a chicken to hide,
She's got a chicken to hide,
She's got a chicken to hide,
But she don't care.


Bird got in my hair,.bird got in my hair
Bird got in my hair,.bird got in my hair

Cold In Here
(parody of "Hot In Herre" by Nelly )
Cold in
So cold in here
So cold in, eh oh
Got a little bit of brr brr
And a little bit of rr rr
Got a little bit of brr brr
And a little bit of rr rr

It was like, good gracious, cold as a glacier
Snowy glaciers, tryin to get warmer
Better put on a coat before I go and freeze (its cold)
Snot's frozen in my nose, hope I don't sneeze
Snot is frozen, its so cold and, oh
Icicles come out when im sneezin
Feel like, Im locked in about four freezers
But its not so cold no ones wheezin'
Its not boiling, more like freezing, too much of the cold breezing;
Just go look at the thermometer
The temprature lower than 24
Its actually 20 degrees but it feels like negative five
Its been this cold all day now, its gonna be like this all afternoon
(I said)
It's really cold in here (so cold)
Put on your winter clothes
It is so very cold
(uh uh uh uh)
Im freezing my snowballs off
Oh it's really cold in here (so cold)
Put on your winter clothes
It is so very cold
(uh uh uh uh)
Im freezing my snowballs off
Yeah yeah come on
Its not hot, so why are you wearing sandals?
Please don't start a winter clothes scandal
Youre not in gym so whats with the jockstrap?
Wear a sweater, long pants , boots and cap
Its so freakin' cold its almost insipid
A bit better than being too humid
In here I fell like a snowman
Like Frosty or any other snowman
Whoa, freezin' it's cold up in this place
I fell like I just locked myself in the fridge
Ive almost got a frozen sandwich
In here its about too cold
Im freezing and Im freezing, and its gonna get old
Glad my nose isn't running like a glacier mold
I hope it doesn't get clogged
(I said)
It's really cold in here (so cold)
Put on your winter clothes
It is so very cold
(uh uh uh uh)
Im freezing my snowballs off
Oh it's really cold in here (so cold)
Put on your winter clothes
It is so very cold
(uh uh uh uh)
Im freezing my snowballs off
Yeah yeah come on
Mix a little bit a brr brr
With a little bit a rr rr
Make you wanna freeze up
Give a little bit a brr brr
Wit' a little bit a rrr rrr
Make your nose clogged up
With a little bit of the rrr
And a sprinkle a that brr rr
Make you wanna freeze up
Don't like it when it's cold cold
I hope it gets warm warm
Oh I feel like a glacier
Should lock you in the big freezer? (What?)
I'm just kiddin' doggone it (Oh)
Unless wanna do it
Extra, extra, spread the news
Its gonna get warmer in the future I hope soon
If its doesn't then we're totally screwed
Get the darn heater out of the bathroom
(I said)
It's really cold in here (so cold)
Put on your winter clothes
It is so very cold
(uh uh uh uh)
Im freezing my snowballs off
Oh it's really cold in here (so cold)
Put on your winter clothes
It is so very cold
(uh uh uh uh)
Im freezing my snowballs off
Yeah yeah come on
(I said)
It's really cold in here (so cold)
Put on your winter clothes
It is so very cold
(uh uh uh uh)
Im freezing my snowballs off
Oh it's really cold in here (so cold)
Put on your winter clothes
It is so very cold
(uh uh uh uh)
Im freezing my snowballs off
Yeah yeah come on
Mix a little bit a brr brr
With a little bit a rr rr
Make you wanna freeze up
Give a little bit a brr brr
Wit' a little bit a rrr rrr
Make your nose clogged up
With a little bit of the rrr
And a sprinkle a that brr rr
Make you wanna freeze up
Don't like it when it's cold cold
I hope it gets warm warm
COLD!

Confections
(parody of "Vacation" by The Go Go's)
Can't seem to get my mind off of food
Here at my home, with a fridge full of food
I will eat away
Might have some beans baked
Have some spuds, oh I just might
Im almost starving

No I wont ever cook peas
With a bun
But I just might do it for some fun
Ketchup that is strong
ON a big footlong
That's another name for a hotdog
Im hungry as heck

See all this food?
Ill eat all of it
A hamburger and some fries
Still haven't gotten over food yet

Confections
All I ever want now
Confections
All over my plate
Confections
Hope I don't eat a bone


Confections
All I ever want now
Confections
All over my plate
Confections
Hope I don't eat a bone


---- Instrumental Interlude ----

See all this food?
Ill eat all of it
A hamburger and some fries
Still haven't gotten over food yet


Confections
All I ever want now
Confections
All over my plate
Confections
Hope I don't eat a bone


Confections
All I ever want now
Confections
All over my plate
Confections
Hope I don't eat a bone


Confections
All I ever want now
Confections
All over my plate
Confections
Hope I don't eat a bone

Cookin the Fries
( parody of "Stayin Alive" by The Bee Gees )
Well, you can tell by the apron I wear that
I'm a busboy at, a fast food place
Cook a lot, food gets warm
I make burgers and some fries a lot
And now it's all right
It's ok and I do work at Burger King
I cook fries, stuff like that
Yes I'm a fry cookin man

Whether you're a busboy or whether your fry cook
You're cookin the fries, cookin the fries
Everybody orders and everybody's eatin
And we're cookin the fries , cookin the fries
Ha, ha, ha, ha, cookin the fries , cookin' the fires
Ha, ha, ha, ha, cookin the fries

Well now, I cook day and I cook night
I hear the bell ringin' ding fries are done
Hey with that, would ya like an apple pie
You know it's all fries
The bell rings
I cook and hear it every day
Ive cooked fries for every man
I even cook whoppers, man!


Whether you're a busboy or whether your fry cook
You're cookin the fries, cookin the fries
Everybody orders and everybody's eatin
And we're cookin the fries , cookin the fries
Ha, ha, ha, ha, cookin the fries , cookin' the fires
Ha, ha, ha, ha, cookin the fries

Fries are everywhere
I grill up the meat
I grill up the meat yeah
Fries are everywhere
I grill up the meat
I grill up the meat yeah
Cookin' the fries

Well, you can tell by the apron I wear that
I'm a busboy at, a fast food place
Cook a lot, food gets warm
I make burgers and some fries a lot
And now it's all right
It's ok and I do work at Burger King
I cook fries, stuff like that
Yes I'm a fry cookin man

Whether you're a busboy or whether your fry cook
You're cookin the fries, cookin the fries
Everybody orders and everybody's eatin
And we're cookin the fries , cookin the fries
Ha, ha, ha, ha, cookin the fries , cookin' the fires
Ha, ha, ha, ha, cookin the fries



Fries are everywhere
I grill up the meat
I grill up the meat yeah
Fries are everywhere
I grill up the meat
I grill up the meat yeah
Im Cookin' the fries

Crazy Larry
(parody of "Lazy Mary" by Lou Monte )
Larry pazzesco, prende prego le vostre pillole
Che state ottenendo Larry pazzesco abbastanza annoying,
Prego ottiene le lenzuola fuori della tabella
Larry pazzesco, lo guidate Larry
assolutamente postively insano
pazzesco pazzo,
trovate una donna per sposare il mio consiglio a voi sareste dovete trovare un don?t giusto realmente pazzesco per infastidire il suo she?ll venite ed andate, andate e venite
e And sempr's la pompa a mano tiene
La lario la pisci fritt'e baccala
Oeh cumpa, na pompina ci haggia catta
Cenata o cumma ca mi voglio marita
Dammi na vagliotta ca mi voglio marita HEY!
English translation :
Crazy Larry, please take your pills
You are getting quite annoying
Crazy Larry, please get the bed sheets off the table
Crazy Larry, you drive me mad
Absolutely postively insanely
Crazy Larry, find a woman to marry
My advice to you would be is to find one really crazy
Just don't annoy her she'll come and go, go and come
And sempr's la pompa a mano tiene
La lario la pisci fritt'e baccala
Oeh cumpa, na pompina ci haggia catta
Cenata o cumma ca mi voglio marita
Dammi na vagliotta ca mi voglio marita HEY!

Dare to Be Hungry
( parody of "Dare to Be Stupid" by Weird Al Yankovic )

Turn on the oven and cook me some meat
Im in the mood to have a bite
Chips in a bag, in the back it has Ploids
Better give them a bite

You better put boil all your eggs and some bacon
You better eat it right down to the hatch
You better just dine, before it's time
You better find yourself a fork to use

You better eat all the peanuts you can while Mr. Peanut's not around
Toast some bread and the toaster and then just some bran

Eat a whole plate full
Bite the food that you get
Bite on more than you chew
What can you do
Dare to be hungry

Eat some green dill pckles
Have a Mr Goodbar
Eat up the oreos
Ill show ya how
You can dare to be hungry

You can keep turning the meat
You can eat potato chips
You can eat a bunch of sushi and then some Frito chips

Dare to be hungry
Come on and dare to be hungry
It's so easy to do
Dare to be hungry
We're all waiting for you
Let's go

It's time to make a burger , cooked on the ol' grill
So can I have a volunteer
You can also fry, things that are not milk
Now just go and drink your roto beer

Settle down, have a sandwich like a BLT
Buy some more fast food and eat it away
And just eat till youre satisfied with all your plates
It's OK, you can dare to be hungry

You could eat up a new fish
You can just cook up some meat
It's like you said you gotta grill some fries and then some meat

Dare to be hungry (yes)
Why don't you dare to be hungry
It's so easy to do
Dare to be hungry
We're all waiting for you
Dare to be hungry

Grab the handle on the fridge
Then see food that's for your mouth
Eat till you have a big rear end

You can be a cooking achiever
You can sit around the house and watch Leave It To Beaver
The future's up to you
So what you gonna do

Dare to be hungry
Dare to be hungry
What did I say
Dare to be hungry
Tell me, what did I say
Dare to be hungry
It's alright
Dare to be hungry
We can be hungry all night
Dare to be hungry
Come on, join the crowd
Dare to be hungry
Shout it out loud
Dare to be hungry
I can't hear you
Dare to be hungry
OK, I can hear you now
Dare to be hungry
Let's go, Dare to be hungry
Dare to be hungry
Dare to be hungry
Dare to be hungry
Dare to be hungry
Dare to be hungry
Dare to be hungry
Dare to be hungry

Do You Get Stuck In Traffic?
( parody of "Do You Believe In Magic" by The Lovin' Spoonful )
Do you get stuck in traffic, when youre in your car?
And youre on the freeway, sitting in the car
And it's traffic , and it's not so groovy
It's nothing like you see in an old time movie
I'll tell you about the traffic, I get stuck in
But it's like taking a long time at the grocery store


If you get stuck in traffic
You don't bother to groove
If it's to jug band music or rhythm and blues
Just come and listen and Ill tell you a story
You cant go faster no matter how hard you try
You keep beeping your horn thinking that the drivers
Will suddenly move their butts


If you get stuck in traffic, come along with me
We'll sit in your car till its quarter to three
And hopeuflly, it wont take us all night
If you are in traffic, then you'll see
How so frustrating it is for me


Yeah, do you get stuck in traffic?
Yeah, stuck in the traffic of a highway
Get stuck in the traffic on the expressway
Get stuck in the traffic on the freeway
Ohh talkin' bout traffic

Do you get stuck like I believe Do you get stuck in traffic
Do you believe like I believe Do get stuck on the freeway
Do you believe like I believe Do you get stuck in traffic

Drank Six Root Beers Now Im Fine( parody of "8675309" by Tommy Tutone )
Drank 6 Root Beers, Now Im Fine


Jenny , Jenny who can I turn to?
Root beer is the only thing I can hold on to
Never been so obsessed with it before
Got millions of bottles on the wall

Jenny, hold on a minute
I need root beer with lime
Jenny, let me say I just
Drank 6 Root Beers, Now Im Fine
Drank 6 Root Beers, Now Im Fine
Drank 6 Root Beers, Now Im Fine
Drank 6 Root Beers, Now Im Fine
Jenny, Jenny, it's the beer for me
Ive drank it before, now Im crazy for it
In my imagination, I was a root beer factory worker

Jenny, hold on a minute
I need root beer with lime
Jenny, let me say I just
Drank 6 Root Beers, Now Im Fine
Drank 6 Root Beers, Now Im Fine
Drank 6 Root Beers, Now Im Fine
Drank 6 Root Beers, Now Im Fine


I drank them ( I drank them )
Almost all that were on the wall
I drank them ( I darank them )
Havin a good time, because I just

Jenny, hold on a minute
I need root beer with lime
Jenny, let me say I just
Drank 6 Root Beers, Now Im Fine
Drank 6 Root Beers, Now Im Fine
Drank 6 Root Beers, Now Im Fine
Drank 6 Root Beers, Now Im Fine


Jenny , Jenny who can I turn to?
( Drank 6 Root beers, Now Im Fine )
I always know that I can turn to you , jenny
( Drank 6 Root Beers Now Im Fine )
Drank 6 Root Beers, Now Im Fine
Drank 6 Root Beers, Now Im Fine
Now im fine

Every Film You Make
( parody of "Every Breath You Take" by The Police )
Every film you make
And every buck you make
Every flop you make
Each Gigli remake
I'll be watchin' you

Every role you play
And every line you say
Every filming day
Every script you take
I'll be watchin' you

Oh, can't you see
You just make movies
Even some remakes
Like "Planet of the Apes"

Every role you play
And every movie craze
Each co-star you get
If your film upsets
I'll be watchin' you

Your movie's made
So co-stars you'll have to face
On Oscar night
A "Lord of the Rings" craze
You've been a hopeful for many days
But not like Ben
And that J. Lo
And I know hat you'll have to face
All of those darn paparazzi

----- Instrumental Interlude ----

Sean Connery
And Halle Berry
No film they should make
With Justin Timberlake

Every plot you choose
And with who you'd schmooze
No flops you should take
Your career's at stake
I'll be watchin' you

Every film you make
Every flop you make

I'll be watchin' you
(Every film you make )
(Every buck you make)
(Every flop you make)
(Each Gigli remake)
I'll be watchin' you
(Every role you play)
(Every line you say)
(Every filming day)
(Every script you take)
I'll be watchin' you

(Every role you take)
(Every flop you take)
(Every line mistake)
(Every role you get)
I'll be watchin' you

(Every movie craze)
(Every line you say)
(Each co star you get)
(If your film upsets)
I'll be watchin' you

(Every film you make)
(Every film remake)
("Planet of the Apes" )
(Every movie craze )
I'll be watchin' you

(Every line you say)
(Every filming day)
(Every script you take)
I'll be watchin' you

(Every role you take)
(Every flop you take)
(Every line mistake)
(Every role you get)
I'll be watchin' you

(Every movie craze)
(Every line you say)
(Each co star you get)
(If your film upsets)
I'll be watchin' you

Every Simpsons Loves the Klown
(parody of "Everybody Loves a Clown" by Gary Lewis and the Playboys )
Every Simpson loves the klown, that's named Krusty
His show also has Itchy and Scratchy
People laugh whle they are watchin
And Bart Simpson idolizes him
Everybody loves Krusty, down in Springfield
Has high ratings, too

He was framed by Sideshow Bob, who went to jail
About that Sideshow Bob, no one cares
He once had a reunion show
His dad didn't want him to be a clown, no
People see that Itchy and Scratchy
When they're watching Krusty
He wears a purple shirt, and big huge shoes
He also has green pants, and his hair is blue
His show is just so entertaining
Sideshow Mel is his sidekick
He is just the guy who plays the part
Of the town of Springfield's clown

He is just a clown idolized by Simpson, Bart
He is just a clown idolized by Simpson, Bart
He is just a clown idolized by Simpson, Bart

Ferris Bueller's Day Off
( parody of "Another One Bites the Dust" by Queen )
Ferris Bueller took the day off , in a Ferrari
With his best friend , Cameron and his girlfriend Sloane , they takin'
off of school
Are you ready , are ready for this?
Are ready for Rooney to chase you?
Now hear Ferris' sister Jeannie kick him to the sound of the beat


Ferris Bueller's Day Off
It's Ferris Bueller's Day Off
It's Ferris Bueller's it's Ferris Bueller's
It's Ferris Bueller's Day Off yeah


He has done it nine times , and Rooney wants to catch him
They drop off the car at a parking garage
Then go to the Sears Tower , the Chez Quiz restraunt , then an art
museum
Then a baseball game , Ferris takes part in a parade and sings
Danke Schoen and Twist and Shout.
Then they get the car back , then after looking at the odometer
,Cameron freaks out to the beat


Ferris Bueller's Day Off
It's Ferris Bueller's Day Off
It's Ferris Bueller's it's Ferris Bueller's
It's Ferris Bueller's Day Off yeah
It's Ferris Bueller's Day Off hey
It's Ferris Bueller's Day off .hey hey
It's Ferris Bueller's Day Off , hey ,hey
It's Ferris Bueller's Day Off hey-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay!

Oh take it Take the day off , take the day off




Then they calm him down , when they do they take the car back to
Cameron's garage
Then he kills it , after it crashes out the window , his dad can't use it
anymore
Then Ferris drops Sloane off , then races his sister back home
When he does he encounters Rooney , and Jeannie sends him to
bed


Ferris Bueller's Day Off
It's Ferris Bueller's Day Off
It's Ferris Bueller's it's Ferris Bueller's
It's Ferris Bueller's Day Off yeah
Rooney will catch him
He will beat him
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
It's Ferris Bueller's , it's Ferris Bueller's
It's Ferris bueller's Day Off yeah!

Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
It's Ferris Bueller's , it's Ferris Bueller's
It's Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Yeah , come on now

Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Yeah
Ferris bueller's Day Off
Ferris Bueller's Day Off woo-hoo!
Ferris Bueller's Day Off yeah
Ferris Bueller's Day Off whoa
Ferris bueller's Day Off uh-oh!
Ferris bueller's Day Off yeow!
Ferris Bueller's Day off yeah!
It's Ferris Bueller's it's Ferris Bueller's
It's Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Everybody now!
It's Ferris Bueller's it's Ferris Bueller's
It's Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Everybody sing it now!
It's Ferris Bueller's it's Ferris Bueller's
It's Ferris Bueller's Day Off
One more time
It's Ferris Bueller's it's Ferris Bueller's
It's Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Ferris bueller's Day Off yeah!
Play hooky!

Five Nerds
(parody of "My Girl" by The Temptations )
I saw someone
Walk the street today
Not one but there were five
And their hair wasnt gray

Well, I guess you'll ask
Who did I see walk this way?
Five nerds (Five nerds, five nerds)
Talkin 'bout five nerds. (five nerds)

They've got big dark glasses
Their shirts were white.
And they had long black stripes
Pants were brown and green


Well, I guess you'll ask
Who did I see walk this way?
Five nerds (Five nerds, five nerds)
Talkin 'bout five nerds. (five nerds)

Ooooh, Hoooo.

Hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey, hey.

Shoes were green, looked funny
But whos to blame?
Them five nerds are geeky, baby
One man can claim.


Well, I guess you'll ask
Who did I see walk this way?
Five nerds (Five nerds, five nerds)
Talkin 'bout five nerds. (five nerds)

Talkin' bout five nerds.
I saw someone
Walk the street today

Them five nerds
Their hair was not even gray yeah
Them five nerds

Talkin' bout, talkin' bout five nerds .

Fries at the Diner
( parody of "Eye of the Tiger" by Survivor )
Lunchtime is, coming up for me
Cant decide what to have yet
I could have leftover turkey
Or I could have the roast beef
Or maybe Ill just go to a restraunt

So many times, Ive been to this place
I decided to go to my favorite diner
They areg reat have good stuff to drink and eat
You can order a burger and fries

It's the fries at the diner
They are such a delight
When you order them with hamburger
And some ketchup
You can have mustard and relish
Lettuce, tomato but no mayo
And the onions with burger and
Fries at the diner

They have great taste, the diner rules
Hanging' out , stayin' hungry
The old jukebox
It's great tunes are a great treat
But you can also have a hot dog or burger with fries

It's the fries at the diner
They are such a delight
When you order them with hamburger
And some ketchup
You can have mustard and relish
Lettuce, tomato but no mayo
And the onions with burger and
Fries at the diner

They have a really great hot dog
You can also have some hash browns
You can get a Coke or maybe a Pepsi
And get any soda
Which Ill drink till I have to pee

It's the fries at the diner
They are such a delight
When you order them with hamburger
And some ketchup
You can have mustard and relish
Lettuce, tomato but no mayo
And the onions with burger and
Fries at the diner

The fries at the diner
The fries at the diner
The fries at the diner
The fries at the diner
The fries at the diner

Fry Fry Fries
( parody of "Bye Bye Bye" by NSYNC )

Hey hey
Fry Fry Fries ( Fry Fry Fries )
I¹m doin this today yeah
You¹re probably gonna do it at night yeah
I know it may not be right
Hey now come on
I¹m gonna go to McDonalds
Or Burger King then I¹ll go home
I¹m gonna eat a burger and fries
That ain¹t no lie
I just think I need ketchup for my
Fry Fry Fries

Fry Fry Fries
And a hamburger
With ketchup . relish and mustard
I need a hamburger not a whopper and that ain¹t no lie
Fry Fry Fries
I just wanna say that I¹ve had enough
I caught Homer Simpson drinking a Duff
It may seem crazy but it ain¹t no lie
Fry Fry Fries
I also want some pickles
And no bun or cheese on the burger
I just want meat in my hamburger
Baby come on
I also want a drink like Coke
Dr. Pepper , Pepsi and Sprite

I don¹t want anymore than that
That¹s all I want with my hamburger
I forgot one thing I also want
Fry Fry Fries

Fry Fry Fries
And a hamburger
With ketchup . relish and mustard
I need a hamburger not a whopper and that ain¹t no lie
Fry Fry Fries
I just wanna say that I¹ve had enough
I caught Homer Simpson drinking a Duff
It may seem crazy but it ain¹t no lie
Fry Fry Fries

After I¹m done I will go to the bathroom
Then get in the car then go on home
Fry Fry
I¹m in the car and I am done
I thought my food was really good.

I just want a hamburger
With some ketchup
And also some mustard ( fry fry fries )
I think 20 fries is just enough
( Just enough )
I that is enough
( Fry Fry )
And it ain¹t no lie



Fry Fry Fries
And a hamburger
With ketchup . relish and mustard
I need a hamburger not a whopper and that ain¹t no lie
Fry Fry Fries
I just wanna say that I¹ve had enough
I caught Homer Simpson drinking a Duff
It may seem crazy but it ain¹t no lie
Fry Fry Fries
Fry Fry

Fry a Hamburger On the Ole Gas Grill
( parody of "Tie a Yellow Ribbon Round The Ole Oak Tree" by Tony Orlando and Dawn )
'm comin' home, it's dinner time
Gonna fix my self a homemade burger and fries
I can make them good, I can really barbecue
Now I know what what to do
With melted cheese
With melted cheese

Whoa, fry a hamburger on the ole gas grill
Then fix three fry batches
And then melt the cheese (melted cheese)
I know Ill love the burger from the ole gas grill
Put on all the sauce
Pickles and lettuce
On some yellow cheese
And tomatoes on the burger on the ole gas grill

Now I'll go ahead and fix the meat
With lettuce, onions, tomatoes, and melted cheese
With ketchup and some mustard
And I really love it now
Now that I have had it already and its good
Got to fix more than just for me

Whoa, fry a hamburger on the ole gas grill
Then fix three fry batches
And then melt the cheese (melted cheese)
I know Ill love the burger from the ole gas grill
Put on all the sauce
Pickles and lettuce
On some yellow cheese
And tomatoes on the burger on the ole gas grill



instrumental interlude

Now everyone loves them all
And I can't believe I see
A hundred fried hamburgers that were grilled by me
It's yum yum mmm mmm

(Fry a burger on the ole gas grill)
(Fry a burger on the ole gas grill)
(Fry a burger on the ole gas grill)


(Fry a burger on the ole gas grill)
(Fry a burger on the ole gas grill)
(Fry a burger on the ole gas grill)

Gibberish Hotline
(parody of "Good Morning Starshine" by Oliver )
Gibberish hotline
They do not say Hello
You mumble for us
We grunt and moan
Gibberish hotline
Youv'e annoyed us so long
Listen as we sing
What you say when you ring
Bitty glup schoody
Nibble nani la la la lo lo
Im a silly talka
Nooty abba daba le le lo lo
Do you really wanna do the abadana?
Early morning ringing song

Gibberish hotline
Please leave us alone
Listen as we sing
What you say when you ring
Bitty glup schoody
Nibble nani la la la lo lo
Im a silly talka
Nooty abba daba le le lo lo
Do you really wanna do the abadana?
Early morning ringing song
Ringing a song, grunting a song
Moaning a song, yelling a song
Mumbling a song
Sing the song, sing the song
Song the ring
Song, song, song, sing
Sing, sing, sing, song

Gigli Flopped
( parody of "At the Hop" by Danny and the Juniors )
Bah-bah-bah-bah, bah-bah-bah-bah
Bah-bah-bah-bah. bah-bah-bah-bah, Gigli flopped !

On July 30th out came a movie called Gigli and it flopped ( flopped flopped flopped )
You know the movie starring Ben Affleck and J Lo was flop ( flop flop flop )
It's the biggest one theres ever been of any flop ( f flop flop flop )
The worst movie sensation has swept that nation since it flopped ( flopped flopped flopped )

Ah, Gigli was a flop
Gigli was a flop (oh baby)
Gigli was a flop
Come on, Gigli was a flop

Well. I thought the trailer looked cool then it finally came out and it flopped ( flopped flopped flopped )
It's such a bad movie, it's the worst movie, Im glad it flopped ( flopped flopped flopped )
All the popcorn and coke got thrown at the theatre screen when it flopped ( flopped flopped flopped )
Let's go!

Ah, Gigli was a flop
Gigli was a flop (oh baby)
Gigli was a flop
Come on, Gigli was a flop
Let's go!

Well no more theatres have shown it and Im really happy that they aren't cause it flopped ( flopped flopped flopped )
I asked for all my money back and they really gave it back and it flopped ( flopped flopped flopepsd )
A cause for constipation just swept the nation when it flopped ( flopped flopped flopped )

When it comes out on video I suggest not seein it its so bad ( bad bad bad )
If you ever saw it then you'd finally see why it was a flop ( flop flop flop )
Gigli is the most terrible movie ever, Im gald it was a flop ( flop flop flop )
Let's go!


Ah, Gigli was a flop
Gigli was a flop (oh baby)
Gigli was a flop
Come on, Gigli was a flop

Bah-bah-bah-bah, bah-bah-bah-bah
Bah-bah-bah-bah. bah-bah-bah-bah, GIGLI FLOPPED!

Glare
( parody of "Hair" by The Cowsills )
She asked me why?
Why? My head is bright
It's glarey noon and nighty night night
It sure looks a fright
It's bald high and low
Don't ask me why
Cause he don't know
It's not for any thread
Just a big bald head
Darling

Gimme a head with glare
Bright, beautiful glare
Shiny, seeming
Gleaming, flat and waxened

Took it all off with nair
Put no Rogaine in it
Here baby, there mama
Everywhere daddy daddy

Glare, glare, glare, glare, glare, glare, glare
Show it, blow it
Light as I can shine it
My glare

It gets cold in the breeze
But I never would freeze
I have no hair follicle in my glate
A home for breeze
A shine everyone sees
No sitting of bird
There ain't no words
For the beauty, the splendor, the wonder
Of my...

Glare, glare, glare, glare, glare, glare, glare
Show it, blow it
Light as I can shine it
My glare

I had hair long, straight, curly, fuzzy
Snaggy, shaggy, ratty, matty
Oily, greasy, fleecy
Shining, gleaming, streaming
Flaxen, waxen
Knotted, polka-dotted
Twisted, beaded, braided
Powdered, flowered, and confettied
Bangled, tangled, spangled, and spaghettied!

Oh say can you see
Any side hair, if you can
Then my glare won't show

Shine right here
Shine right there
Shine to where
It stops by itself

They'll be ga ga, when it shows shows
And they think Im Dr. Evil
Or Vin Diesel
Because of my bright
Siny, beautiful glare

My glare like the bald wear it
Hallelujah I adore it
Hallelujah It shows in the sun
My head is so glarey

Glare, glare, glare, glare, glare, glare, glare
Show it, blow it
Light as I can shine it

My glare
Glare, glare, glare, glare, glare, glare, glare
Show it, blow it
Light as I can shine it
My glare

Ive gotta post this one in honor of Rick James, why? cause ita a parody of Super Freak called

Gossip Freak
She's a very nosy girl
The kind that gossips all the time now
She will always spread the word around
Once she talks incessantly ow yeah

She always watches E.T.
She wants to know about Jen and Ben
About Kobe and Martha too
It's the right time
She's always has the scoop

Oh, no
That girl is just so wild now
(The girl's a gossip freak)
The kind of girl who reads all of
(The gossip magazines)
That girl is pretty sccopy
(The girl's a gossip freak)
I really love to ask her
(Gossip when we meet)
She's all right, she's all right
That girl's all right
With me, yeah
Hey, hey, hey-heeeey

She's a gossip freak, gossip freak
She's gossip -freaky, yow

Everybody sing
Gossip freak, gossip freak

She's a very geeky girl
(The kind of girl you gossip with )
She wants to know all the buzz
(Goin on this week yeah)
She should be a reporter or something
For a newspaper
Or Time Magazine
(Going back in gossip town)

Gossip's good to her, she says
(What is the buzz?)
She wants to know all about
The news stories
Janet Jackson
And her new incident

Ashton and that Demi
(The girl's a gossip freak)
She wants to know who J. Lo
(Will marry this week )
She's all right, she's all right
That girl's all right
With me, yeah
Hey, hey, hey-heeeey

She's a super freak, super freak
She's super-freaky, yow
Everyone sing
Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oooooh
Gossip freak, gossip freak
That girl's a gossip freak
Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oooooh

Now ive told ya 'bout this girl
She knows all about Martha
She will tell whats about
Cause shes just a gossip freak!

Blow, Darry


RIP Rick 1948-2004

Green Martian Rock
( parody of "Crocodile Rock" by Elton John )
remember it was always fun
Watching flying saucers on the run
Aliens both skinned and boned
Came in a saucer and they came from Mars
But the weiredest thing was when they talked
Started doing a thing a called the Green Martian Rock
While the other kids , they danced to Martian Hop
We would dance we'd dance to the Green Martian Rock

Well Green Martian Rocking is something eerie
And they came from a big saucer too
I always thought the martians were so weird and I guess that they are still
Oh Lawdy mama those Friday nights
The saucer put on a red light
And Green Martian Rocking was out of sight
Take, me-to-your—lea-der
Ma-ma-ma -Martian Hop
la-la-la-la-la la

Then we went on a Saucer ride
Then we went up into that starry sky
Went to Mars, everything there was green
It was the weirdest thing , Id ever seen
The flying saucer sure did fly fast
I really think the Green Martian Rock will last

Well Green Martian Rocking is something eerie
And they came from a big saucer too
I always thought the martians were so weird and I guess that they are still
Oh Lawdy mama those Friday nights
The saucer put on a red light
And Green Martian Rocking was out of sight
Take, me-to-your—lea-der
Ma-ma-ma -Martian Hop
la-la-la-la-la la


I remember it was always fun
Watching flying saucers on the run
Aliens both skinned and boned
Came in a saucer and they came from Mars
But the weiredest thing was when they talked
Started doing a thing a called the Green Martian Rock
While the other kids , they danced to Martian Hop
We would dance we'd dance to the Green Martian Rock

Well Green Martian Rocking is something eerie
And they came from a big saucer too
I always thought the martians were so weird and I guess that they are still
Oh Lawdy mama those Friday nights
The saucer put on a red light
And Green Martian Rocking was out of sight
Take, me-to-your—lea-der
Ma-ma-ma -Martian Hop
la-la-la-la-la la

Take, me-to-your—lea-der
Ma-ma-ma -Martian Hop
la-la-la-la-la la

Grill Today
( parody of "Drift Away" by Dobie Gray )
Day after day, I don't make stews
Yet I work in a restraunt and put grub on plates
And, nope none of the ingredients is booze
And the chef named Blaine
Ive heard him say

"Oh, grill up the meat boys, and on the stove
I wanna defrost it all on the stove
And grill today
Oh, grill up the meat boys, and on the stove
I wanna defrost it all on the stove
And grill today"

Beginnin' to grill just when its time
I cook things like burgers for you
Also a steak and with some fries
Rthen Ill serve it for you
You will eat it through

"Oh, grill up the meat boys, and on the stove
I wanna defrost it all on the stove
And grill today
Oh, grill up the meat boys, and on the stove
I wanna defrost it all on the stove
And grill today"

And when I mind this meat
You know I can really flip this meat
When Im almost through
Ready to serve to you
This here meat

Love just cook up all of this meat
I want you to know that grillin' is fun
And its not at all too hard for me
Im cookin' along
Makin' meat good

"Oh, grill up the meat boys, and on the stove
I wanna defrost it all on the stove
And grill today
Oh, grill up the meat boys, and on the stove
I wanna defrost it all on the stove
And grill today"

Oh-ho, ah-no
Grill up the meat boys, and on the stove
I wanna defrost it all on the stove
And grill today


Hey, hey, hey, yeah
Grill up the meat boys, and on the stove
I wanna defrost it all on the stove
And grill today

Yeah Yeah I will serve ya
I will serve ya
Oh-ha, serve ya

Grillhouse Rock
( parody of "Jailhouse Rock" by Elvis Presley )
The owner threw a party in the old restraunt
Got a band was there that ya should not taunt
Customeres ordered fries and chicken wings
Some of them were orderin' buffalo wings

Let's rock everybody
Lets Rock
Everybody in the whole restraunt
Was dancing to the grillhouse rock

Roddy Duffy played the golden saxophone
Little John was eatin chicken off of a bone
The drummer boy from Florida went crash boom bang
The whole rhythm section was a burger gang

Let's rock everybody
Lets Rock
Everybody in the whole restraunt
Was dancing to the grillhouse rock

Number forty and then Number Three
Were the greatest burgers that you ya ever could eat
That with some fries and oickles are a great treat
But come on do the grillhouse rock with me




Let's rock everybody
Lets Rock
Everybody in the whole restraunt
Was dancing to the grillhouse rock

Baby back ribs were grillin' on the stove
Long and curly the cook's hair did grow
The owner said: " Hey, buddy , just you watch out there
Don't let a customer eat up your hair"
Some of them were orderin' buffalo wings

Let's rock everybody
Lets Rock
Everybody in the whole restraunt
Was dancing to the grillhouse rock

Shifty Henry said to Bugs: "For Heaven's sakes
Let's get cookin, go back and us steaks
Bugsy turned to Shifty and he said " Good , good
There's no use grillin up carrot sticks



Let's rock everybody
Lets Rock
Everybody in the whole restraunt
Was dancing to the grillhouse rock

Grilling Up the Beef
( parody of "Bennie and the Jets" by Elton John )
Hey, now
It's almost time for dinner
We're gonna be eating something
That's real good not
Made of leather
We'll eat the grilled up beef tonight
We'll eat it on down

Not gonna eat something that's
Been in coffee grounds
No water's not running
From the old faucet
Havent gotten any food out ,no
I-I'm-heading for the fridge
Oh, but we went
To a grocery store
Oh, we went, to get us some beef
Got us some barbecue, sauce for it too
Im gonna grill up a barbecue-sine, oh ho
G-Grilling up the beef

Now we, ate and made a mess
It's on our napkins
But when we finished and cleaned our big mess
Ate the French fries
We put it all in the fridge

When we head for the fridge now
We find stuff to eat
And have a bite
Of that food

Not gonna eat something that's
Been in coffee grounds
No water's not running
From the old faucet
Havent gotten any food out ,no
I-I'm-heading for the fridge
Oh, but we went
To a grocery store
Oh, we went, to get us some beef
Got us some barbecue, sauce for it too
Im gonna grill up a barbecue-sine, oh ho
G-Grilling up the beef


Not gonna eat something that's
Been in coffee grounds
No water's not running
From the old faucet
Havent gotten any food out ,no
I-I'm-heading for the fridge
Oh, but we went
To a grocery store
Oh, we went, to get us some beef
Got us some barbecue, sauce for it too
Im gonna grill up a barbecue-sine, oh ho
G-Grilling up the beef


Always, heading for the fridge
Heading, Heading, Heading
Heading for the Fridge
After, grilling, grilling
Grilling, Grilling up

Then we, eat it, yummy
The we have a mess

Then we, put it, in the
Fridge the, we are, heading
For the, Heading for the fridge
Fridge, Fridge, Fridge

Grub Plate
( parody of "Love Train" by The O'Jays )
People who work in restraunts ( everybody)
They serve (serve)
All these grub plates , grub plates
They all serve the burgers ( serve the burgers now )
Just eat (grub bite)
Serve a grub plate (grub bite), grub plate

We will make some hamburgers and French fries
Serve all the folks some ketchup and mustard too
Don't you know that it's time to get some food
And serve the plates all the time, even breakfast too
Well, well

People who work in restraunts ( everybody)
They serve (serve)
All these grub plates , grub plates
They all serve the burgers ( serve the burgers now )
Just eat (grub bite)
Serve a grub plate (grub bite), grub plate


We can serve food smothered in onions, yeah
Serve all the folks to onions and no mayo
Come on, eat off the plates at this restraunt
Cause you don't eat it, youll be hungry, hungry, for it
Well

People who work in restraunts ( everybody)
They serve (serve)
All these grub plates , grub plates
They all serve the burgers ( serve the burgers now )
Just eat (grub bite)
Serve a grub plate (grub bite), grub plate


Bite, have a bite
Have a bite
Have a bite
Yeah, and it tastes so good
People who work in restraunts (serve the plates)
Eatin' (off a plate)
Serev a grub plate, gurb plate (eat it up ya'll)
People who work in restraunts ( everybody)
They serve (serve)
All these grub plates , grub plates
They all serve the burgers ( serve the burgers now )
Just eat (grub bite)
Serve a grub plate (love ride), love train

We will make some hamburgers and French fries
Serve all the folks some ketchup and mustard too
Don't you know that it's time to get some food
And serve the plates all the time, even breakfast too
Well, well

People who work in restraunts ( everybody)
They serve (serve)
All these grub plates , grub plates
They all serve the burgers ( serve the burgers now )
Just eat (grub bite)
Serve a grub plate (grub bite), grub plate

Give Once for All
(A parody of "I Write the Songs" by Barry Manilow - Written by Rick Sklar)

Caring is so very special
The american way
One gift, one pledge, one yes and your helping
For year, everyday, every way

Give once for all and help the blind to see
A ray of hope to light a santler to reach
A new tomorrow for the poor elderlies
Give once for all, give once for all

Their whole lives be within you
Give them place in your soul
When they're looked out through your eyes
Think young again, even though their very old

Give once for all and bring the homeless care
A helping hand where the child would spare
We can work miracles when you pledge your share
Give once for all, give once for all

ABC won't stop, we're going right over the top
And we got the pledge cards and you can sign them
Charity fills your heart, but that's a real fine place to start
It's from me, it's from you, it's from you, it's from me,
It's a loving symphony

Give once for all and we bring them too
There's lots of people not as lucky as you
Gifts from the heart is the right thing to do
Give once for all, give once for all

Give once for all and we bring them too
There's lots of people not as lucky as you
Gifts from the heart is the right thing to do
Give once for all, give once for all

For united fund, give once for all

also when i was in 7th grade i wrote a parody of a song that was in a play we did about weed, everyone thought it was so funny. i only remember parts of it but i wont post it because theres too many cranky people here.

My Corona

(a parody of "My Sharona" by the Knack)

Oh, my beer from Mexico,
Mexico,
I remember when I first tried Corona,
Oh, it's a great-tasting beer,
Full-bodied beer,
Gonna have a cold bona fide Corona!

Gotta drink it up, drink it up,
Great Chicano beer, I always drink too much
Then I get drunk
Gettin' drunk, oh yeah . . .
My-yi-yi-ya -WHOA!

M-m-m-my Corona!
M-m-m-my Corona!

(Hic!)

Cerveza chicana si!
It's for me!
Gonna have a glass of some cold Corona!
Keep your aged Dom Peringon,
Leave it home
You haven't lived 'til you've had old Corona!

Gotta drink it up, drink it up,
Great Chicano beer, I always drink too much
Then I get drunk
Gettin' drunk, oh yeah . . .
My-yi-yi-ya WHOA!

M-m-m-my Corona!
M-m-m-my Corona!

Broke up with my ladyfriend
It's the end
She'd had the last bottle of my Corona!
Dos Equis won't do for me
Not for me
So you had not better touch my Corona!

Gotta drink it up, drink it up,
Great Chicano beer, I always drink too much
Then I get drunk
What's a party withou, wow, wow, wow-WHOA!
W-w-w-w-without Corona!
M-m-m-my Corona!
M-m-m-my Corona!

:guitar: :drummer:

(Hic! Burp!)

:guitar:

Oh. . . .oh. . . .MY CORONA!
Oh. . . .oh. . . .MY CORONA!
Oh. . . .oh. . . .MY CORONA!

:cheers:

^ :rotflmao:

Hamburger Girl
(parody of "Calendar Girl" by Neil Sedaka )
I love, I love, I love my hamburger girl
Yeah, sweet hamburger girl
I love, I love, I love my hamburger girl
Each and every day of the year

(January) Take my order of fries
(February) Make a burger valentine
(March) We march on out first date
(April) Make an Ester Burger on my plate
Yeah, yeah, my heart's in a whirl
I love, I love, I love my little hamburger girl
Every day (every day), every day (every day) of the year
(Every day of the year)

(May) Maybe we'll marry soon
(June) We've been on more than one date
(July) Like a firecracker on my fries
(August) Love it when you fix me hash browns

Yeah, yeah, my heart's in a whirl
I love, I love, I love my little hamburger girl
Every day (every day), every day (every day) of the year
(Every day of the year)

(September) When we met at Burger King
(October) Be two love burgers for Halloween
(November) I'll give thanks that you serve food to me
(December) Fix a fast food Christmas treat

Yeah, yeah, my heart's in a whirl
I love, I love, I love my little hamburger girl
Every day (every day), every day (every day) of the year

Happy Days
(parody of "Glory Days" by Bruce Springsteen )
There was a show set in Jefferson High School
Richie, Potsie and Ralph were funny, and Fonzie was cool
Richie's dad owned a hardware store, his mom was Marion and sister Joanie
He had a brother named Chuck who disappeared, Ralph and Potsie are his buddies
That's all on a show called
Happy Days……

Happy Days, Fonzie rides his bike
Happy Days, catches every girl's eye
Happy Days, happy days

Then in came Fonzie's cousin , Chachi Arcola, who later fell in love with Joanie
They loved to drink some cola at Arnold's, and Rich and buddies went to UWM
Then Rich and Ralph went to the army, Roger, Marion's nephew came
Then came Jenny Piccalo, Joanie's Costello, and the nerdy Belvins , and Fonzie was a shop teacher and new characters came on the 80s years of

Happy Days...
Arnold's the diner had to owners, Arnold and Al Delvecchio, then on accident Chachi set it on fire, then they turned it into a saloon
It lasted 11 great seasons, these happy days were yours and mine
After Richie and Lori Beth got married Joanie and Chachi got married, then the show ended,
Well ya Laverne and Shirley, Mork and Mindy, Joanie Loves Chachi and a couple others were all spinoffs of

Happy Days...

All right boys keep it rocking now
We gonna go home now
Let's go!

I Peel Mine
( parody of "I Feel Fine" by The Beatles )
Baby's good to me, you know,
We are both monkeys you know
It is so
She peels her banana I peel mine

Baby says she's mine, you know,
We always swing through vines you know
I said so
She peels her banana I peel mine

I'm so glad that she's my gibbon girl.
She's so glad, she's telling her monkey world
That her baby gives her bananas so.
Swings her through the vines you know
It is so.
She peels her banana I peel mine mmm.

Baby says she's mine, you know,
We always swing through vines you know
I said so
She peels her banana I peel mine

I'm so glad that she's my gibbon girl.
She's so glad, she's telling her monkey world
That her baby gives her bananas so.
Swings her through the vines you know
It is so.
She peels her banana I peel mine mmm.

I Think I Need a Soda
( parody of "Livin La Vida Loca" by Ricky Martin )
am now really thirsty
I cant go into a bar
Ive got a big ambition
To not go drink a waterfall

Got one at the gas station
A can of just cold Sprite
It might be an addiction
Drink something besides Sprite

When you watch all the suds flow
And the fizz comes when you pour
Mix some Coke with Pop Rocks
Don't pour it down the drain
Oh it makes you insane COME ON!

I am so thirsty
I think I'll go have a soda
Pepsi, Coke or Sprite
Eeven a Coca Cola
Dew that is Code Red
And suds in the Coca Cola
It wont wear you out
Drinkin a Coca Cola

I now need a Coca Cola

Woke up and I was thirsty
Got out a dollar bill
I went down to
A soda machine
Hope there's nothing that Ill spill

Then I got a Fanta
And Vanilla Coke from
The machine
Ill also drink some root beer
Until I go insane COME ON!
I am so thirsty
I think I'll go have a soda
Pepsi, Coke or Sprite
Eeven a Coca Cola
Dew that is Code Red
And suds in the Coca Cola
It wont wear you out
Drinkin a Coca Cola

I now need a Coca Cola

When you watch all the suds flow
And the fizz comes when you pour
Mix some Coke with Pop Rocks
Don't pour it down the drain
Oh it makes you insane COME ON!

I am so thirsty
I think I'll go have a soda
Pepsi, Coke or Sprite
Eeven a Coca Cola
Dew that is Code Red
And suds in the Coca Cola
It wont wear you out
Drinkin a Coca Cola

I am so thirsty
I think I'll go have a soda
Pepsi, Coke or Sprite
Eeven a Coca Cola
Dew that is Code Red
And suds in the Coca Cola
It wont wear you out
Drinkin a Coca Cola

Im In a Girly Mood
( parody of "Im Into Something Good" by Herman's Hermits )
Woke up this mornin´ feelin´ fine
Got a weird idea on my mind
Im gonna dress up like a girl thorugh the neighborhood whoa yeah
Somethin´ tells me I´m in a girly mood
(Somethin´ tells me I´m in a girly )
I'll cross dress, cause I'm a crazy guy
Put on a dress, some mascara now
Put on lipstick and makeup, thought that I looked good
(Put on stuff to make me look good )
Somethin´ tells me I´m in a girly mood
(Somethin´ tells me I´m in a girly )

Ill try not to dance with some guy or two
But I'll be in full drag, the whole through
Put on some stockings I love
And then some high heels that I just love
And then some high heels that I just love

Then I got a wig to finish my plan
It was on just one ceramic wig stand
Then I looked in the mirror , and just thought I looked good
(Looked in the mirror, though I looked good )
Somethin´ tells me I´m in a girly mood
(somethin´ tells me I´m in a girly)
Somethin´ tells me I´m in a girly mood
(somethin´ tells me I´m in a girly )
A girly mood , oh yeah, girly mood
(somethin´ tells me I´m in a girly )
A girly mood , girly mood, girly mood

Im Into Something Root
( parody of "Im Into Something Good" by Herman's Hermits )
"Im Into Something Good" by Herman's Hermits )
Woke up this mornin' feelin' fine
Had a weird dream that I was still nine
I had some root beer last night , and I thought it was good, oh yeah
Something tells me Im into something root
( something tells me Im into something )



I remember being a Diet Coke guy
But now I am a root beer guy
Because I love it , like I knew I would
( I love root beer like I knew I would )
Something tells me Im into something root
( something tells me Im into something )

I had IBC and A&W
I also had Barq's and a MUG too
With this root beer Im fallin in love
Cause it's the only thing I've been drinkin up
It's the only thing Ive been drinkin up


I bought home a six pack
Got all four beers, in boxes
Drank them all up , and they were really good, oh yeah
( Drank it all and it was good )
Something tells me Im into something root
( Something tells me Im into something, ahh )


Drank every can that was in my hand
Then peed so much, I could barely stand
But I just gotta say it was really good
( Just gotta say it was eally good )
Something tells me Im into something root
( Something tells me Im into something )
Somethin' tells me I'm into something root
(somethin' tells me I'm into somethin')
To something good, oh yeah, something root
(somethin' tells me I'm into somethin')
To something root , something root something root

Im Selling it Now
(parody of "Im Telling You Now" by Freddie and the Dreamers )
I'm selling it now
I'm selling it on eBay
I'll be selling for many a day
Hope you make a bid now

I'm selling it now
Please bid on my old gear
Pleaes be bidding my old stuff here
You'll be top bidder now

You say that I'm foolin'
When I say Ill sell food
I will not
You would not believe me id I sell a tooth, tooth ,tooth, tooth

I'm selling it now
I'll sell stuff I used to adore
But If I still like it Im not sure
So I'm selling it now

I'm selling it now
I'm selling it on eBay
I'll be selling for many a day
Hope you make a bid now

You say that I'm foolin'
When I say Ill sell food
I will not
You would not believe me id I sell a tooth, tooth ,tooth, tooth

I'm selling it now
I'll sell stuff I used to adore
But If I still like it Im not sure
You'll be top bidder now
I'm selling it now

Ice Cream
(parody of "Daydream" by the Lovin Spoonful )
What a day for some ice cream
What a day for an ice cream bowl
And Ill be havin some ice cream, till Im frozen from head to toe


Even if I had the chocolate kind, I might even have the vanilla one
I might have strawberry, or maybe some Neapolitan
It's a day for some ice cream
Been thinking 'bout it since I woke up today
I wont heat up my ice cream
Cause the weather is really hot today
And even if I topped it with whipped cream
Maybe with chocolate syrup and a cherry on top
However I have it, it will be alright
Ill have it right now, and its just great
Well, I just ate it out of a bowl
And now Im frozen from head to toe

And I can assure you it tasted great
And have it in a bowl and not on a plate
Later for dinner Ill heat and eat some hot dogs
Or I will we frozen for a thousand

Well I just had that ice cream
I had it in a little bowl
And I just ate up that ice cream then I was frozen from head to toe

Im Santa the Claus I Am
( parody of "Im Henry VIII I Am" by Herman's Hermits )
I'm Santa the Claus I am
Santa the Claus I am I am
I've deliver presents from door to door
Ive done this 1700 times before
And It's always been on Christmas ( Christmas )
Hair as white as a snowman's (snowman's)
Im a jolly fat man , Im Santa
Santa the Claus I am

Second bag, big as the first


I'm Santa the Claus I am
Santa the Claus I am I am
I've deliver presents from door to door
Ive done this 1700 times before
And It's always been on Christmas ( Christmas )
Hair as white as a snowman's (snowman's )
Im a jolly fat man , Im Santa
Santa the Claus I am

S-A-N-T-A
Santa ( Santa )
Santa ( Santa )
Santa ( Santa)
Santa the Claus I am I am
Santa the Claus I am I am
Santa the Claus I am I am
Santa the Claus I am

Im Willy Hung the First I Am
( parody of "Im Henry VIII I Am by Herman's Hermits" )
I'm Willy Hung the first I am
Willy Hung the first I am, I am
I came through that audition door
To try out for American Idol ( Idol )
I was really bad and sang She Bangs
Willy Hung the first I am

Second verse worse than the first

I'm Willy Hung the first I am
Willy Hung the first I am, I am
Simon Cowell , Randy and Paula Abdul
Said that I was the worst theyd seen of all
I did really bad, oh yes I did
Then I got a recording contract (contract)
Now I got an album out right now
Willy Hung the first I am

------ lead guitar ------
I'm Willy Hung the first I am
Willy Hung the first I am, I am
I came through that audition door
To try out for American Idol ( Idol )
I was really bad and sang She Bangs
Willy Hung the first I am

W-I-L-L-Y
Willy Hung (Willy)
Willy Hung (Willy)
William the Hung I am, I am
Willy Hung the first I am

Yeah!

Its Only Those Baked Beans
( parody of "Its Only Make Believe" by Conway Twitty )
People buy them everywhere
They are just so good
It's something I can not deny
I know it's only just baked beans

My love for the is so great, I love it when theyre on my plate
But, I still have it with my other food
No one will ever know how much I love them so
It's one of my favorite foods, these kind if beans
And they're only just baked beans

I have them with different kinds of food
Burgers, hot dogs, chips, just anything
You know, I just cant control, with them in every bowl
O have them so much, even in a bowl of chili
And they're only just baked beans

My love for the is so great, I love it when theyre on my plate
But, I still have it with my other food
No one will ever know, that my baked beans, I love them so
My love for these , even in cans, I just really love these beans
And they're only just baked beans

Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Grape Jelly Dipepd Weenies
( parody of "Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polkadot Bikini" by Brian hYland )
It was food that came from the store
Along with some other groceries
It was tsuff that was from the food store
SA pack of weenies and grape jelly
One, two, three, four, tell the people what was made

It was some itsy bitsy teenie weenie grape jelly dipped weenies That
I had on Superbowl Sunday.
An itsy bitsy teenie weenie grape jelly dipped weenies
That is what that day on was made
Two, three, four, stick around we'll tell you more

The weenies were put in to a big pan
And then the grape jelly was poured in
Then it was mixed together in the big pan
So it became one of the hors d'oeuvres
Two, three, four, tell the people what was made

It was an itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka-dot bikini
That she wore for the first time today.
An itsy bitsy teentie weenie yellow polka-dot bikini
So in the blanket she wanted to stay.
Two, three, four, stick around we'll tell you more

Now its with other snacks on the plate
And it's a really yummy good food
Thewn I ate it all up off of the plate
Now its in my stomach right now
Two, three, four, tell the people what she wore

I It was some itsy bitsy teenie weenie grape jelly dipped weenies
That I had on Superbowl Sunday.
An itsy bitsy teenie weenie grape jelly dipped weenies
That is what that day on was made
Two, three, four, stick around we'll tell you more
From the food store to the weenies
From the jelly to the pan
From the plate to my stomach
Yes I will be having more!

Janet's Boob
{parody of "Peggy Sue" by Buddy Holly )
On the tube
Janet's boob
Was seen by everyone who viewed
Oh Janet's
Janet's big boob
Justin Timberlake
Showed us Janet's Boob
Janet's boob
On the tube
During the Superbowl Halftime Show
Oh Janet
Whyd you show your boo-ooo-ob,
On the Superbowl
Why did you show that boob?
CBS, CBS, you have caused just quite a mess
With Janet
Janet Jackson's boob, cant believe it's so true
Well there's quit a buzz, about that Janet's boob
Janet's boob, Janet's Boob
Janet Janet Janet Janet's Boob
Oh Janet
Janet Jackson's boob, cant believe its true
Justinm Timberlake had to show that boob
Janet's boob, Janet's boob
Jcant believe was on the tube
Oh Janet's
Whyd ya show your boob?
Justin Timberlake, showed us Jackson's boob
He just went and showed that one boob

Jersey's Caps and Ts
(parody of "Gypsies Tramps and theives")
I like sports and I like to watch some sports shows
I go to games, and scream everytime they throw
I just am a sports nut
Id go to the sports stores and look for some Mavs stuff

Jerseys, caps and T's
Is what they sold every sports store in the town
They´d sell us jerseys, caps and Ts
I sure do love it when the Mavs come around
And dribble on the ground

I watch them run till they hurts the heels
Have popcorn and a soda, every sports game meal
Those cheerleaders sure are just hot ones
So are all the dancers
But at halftime, I like to go and look where they sell

Jerseys, caps and T's
Is what they sold every sports store in the town
They´d sell us jerseys, caps and Ts
I sure do love it when the Mavs come around
And dribble on the ground

I see them dribblin', they do so well
They could possibly run a mile
I haven't been to a game in a while uh-huh
Havent seen one for a while, uh-huh

I like sports and I like to watch some sports shows
I go to games, and scream everytime they throw
I just am a sports nut
Id go to the sports stores and look for some Mavs stuff

Jerseys, caps and T's
Is what they sold every sports store in the town
They´d sell us jerseys, caps and Ts
I sure do love it when the Mavs come around
And dribble on the ground

Kelp
( parody of "Help!" by The Beatles )
Kelp! I need somebody
Kelp! Not just anybody
Kelp! you know I need someone
Kelp!


My fish had hunger so much hunger than today
They never needed as much kelp in anyway
But now since its all gone, theyre acting so absurd
Hope they find, they've lost their mind, they think that there's a door


Kelp please if you can, fish need it now
And its assured that they can't stop swimmin' round
Kelp, so that my fish keep on the ground
Wont you please plant kelp please?


And now their life has changed in oh so many ways
Their kelp just seemed to go and vanish the haze
But every now and then, they just act so absurd
And now they need it like, they've never done before


Kelp please if you can, fish need it now
And its assured that they can't stop swimmin' round
Kelp, so that my fish keep on the ground
Wont you please plant kelp please?


My fish had hunger so much hunger than today
They never needed as much kelp in anyway
But now since its all gone, theyre acting so obsurd
Hope they find, they've lost their mind, they think that there's a door


Kelp please if you can, fish need it now
And its assured that they can't stop swimmin' round
Kelp, so that my fish keep on the ground
Wont you please plant kelp please?
Kelp please? Kelp please? oooh

La Pasta
( parody of "La Bamba" by Richie Valens )

La la la la la pasta
La la la la la pasta
Is good to eat-a with ranchero sauce –a
Also good is some pizza topped with pepperoni
Pizza y A pizza
Y a pizza Y a pizza You just eat it
You just eat it
You just eat it

Good sauce is ranchero
Good sauce is ranchero
Cook in the pan
Cook in the pan
Cook in the pan

Pa pa Pasta

Pa pa Pasta

Pa pa Pasta
Pa

Oh I just love this pasta
La la la la La Pasta
Also like fettuccini and Rice a Roni
Chef Boyardee has great ravioli
I eat-a, I eat-a and love it



R-r-r-r-r, Ja! Ja!

Like Detergent
(parody of "Like a Surgeon" by Madonna )
My dirty clothes are looking cruel
Somehow they made it through
Theyre still in the laundry now
Yes, Ill wash it soon
I got stuff, that was on my feet
But no hat, it's clean as new
But Ill make it look
Really clean and new
With something, that I will use
Like detergent
Washing for the very first time
Like detergent
When they are clean
They will all shine
Gonna need some Surf, and some Tide
I need to start it fast
Need some all, and some Gain
Some Shout , won't be a pain
I need to, put in Clorox
Put in the stuff that looks like salt
Get that liquid all pored out
Close up the washer
Set it to "Normal", make it all clean
Like detergent
Washing for the very first time
Like detergent
When they are clean
They will all shine
Oooh, oooh, oooh
They'll look fine,. And they'll shine
These clean clothes, are all mine
Cause I made them clean
Yeah I made them clean
Now they're ready to dry
Like detergent
Washing for the very first time
Like detergent
When they are clean
They will all shine
Like detergent, ooh, ooh
Like detergent
My clothes are all now dry
Now they're all clean, they're all dry, , Im all done, Im so glad
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Ooh, baby
My clothes will be clean
Till the very next time

Little Loose Tooth
(parody of "Little Deuce Coupe" by The Beach Bys )
Little loose tooth
You don't know where youre lost
Little loose tooth
You don't know where youre lost

Well I'm not braggin' at all for any golden crown
Ive flossed and flossed before, and the last thing I need's a crown
When I was little, I would yank and yank as hard I could try
If I pulled it out, then id grown one back, all of them I flossed
Lost my little loose tooth
You don't know where youre lost
Lost my little loose tooth
You don't know where youre lost

Just a little loose tooth, not from a drill
I put it on my pillow, then from the tooth fairy, got a dollar bill
Yes, Ive survived, from those teeth I pryed, never cried
But I don't collect them at all, I could count spit bubbles if bored
Lost my little loose tooth
You don't know where youre lost
Lost my little loose tooth
You don't know where youre lost

Its lost somewhere, maybe in a dumpster or a pillow
Or a purse or maybe a plant, or maybe a tree of willow
And if that aint enough to get my loose tooth hid
There's one more thing, I got the slime spit yucky

And pullin' off the tooth when its feelin' loose
Well I yank 'em outta the mouth, not like a caboose
They get pulled out my mouth and I have a gap
Hope I never get one in my ears

Lost my little loose tooth
You don't know where youre lost
Lost my little loose tooth
You don't know where youre lost
Lost my little loose tooth
You don't know where youre lost
Lost my little loose tooth
You don't know where youre lost
Lost my little loose tooth
You don't know where youre lost

Loco Potion
(parody of "Loco Motion" by Grand Funk Railroad )
Everybody's havin' a brand new drink now
(Come on baby, have some Loco- potion)
I know you'll get to like it if you give it a chance now
(Come on baby, drink the Loco-Potion)
Don't you know that this will make you so crazy
Makes you crazier then a brain freeze
So come on, come on, drink the Loco potion with me
You gotta open that bottle now , come on
Drink up, all that, whoa whoa

Now that you can drink it, youll go crazy now
(Come on baby, drink the Loco potion
A chug-a chug-a potion like a fizzy drink now
(Come on baby, drink the Loco Potion
Do it nice and easy, now, our youll lose control
A little bit of rhfizz and a lot of Coke
So come on, come ondrink the loco potion with me

Move around the room after Loco-Potion
(Come on baby, drink the Loco Potion
Don't do it holding hands , I second that emotion
(Come on baby, drink some Loco-Potion}
There's never been a drink that makes you so crazy
It even makes you crazy, when you are blue
So come on, come on, drink the loco-Potion with me

Lyrics Lyrics
(parody of "Louie Louie" by The Kingsmen )
Lyrics, Lyrics, oh no I said, where did ya go?
Aye-yi-yi-yi, I said
Louie Louie, oh baby
Me gotta go
Aye – yi-yi-yi , I said
Lyrics, Lyrics, ohn o
I said where did ya go?



Song originally by Richard Berry
Kingsmen made it in 1963
The song, was called Louie Louie
A song you cant understand what they say

Lyrics, Lyrics, oh no I said, where did ya go?
Aye-yi-yi-yi, I said
Louie Louie, oh baby
Me gotta go
Aye – yi-yi-yi , I said
Lyrics, Lyrics, oh no
I said where did ya go?


Three nights and days, or more ya see
Each word was so not understandable for me
I heard it after watching Animal House
It sounds like it was written by a mouse

Lyrics, Lyrics, oh no I said, where did ya go?
Aye-yi-yi-yi, I said
Louie Louie, oh baby
Me gotta go
Aye – yi-yi-yi , I said
Lyrics, Lyrics, oh no
I said where did ya go?

Okay lets give it to em right now!

GUITAR SOLO

See, I found the lyrics later
Now I know what the heck they say
Thanks to weeks of wondering what it was
I now know them, just because

Lyrics, Lyrics, oh no I said, where did ya go?
Aye-yi-yi-yi, I said
Louie Louie, oh baby
Me gotta go
Aye – yi-yi-yi , I said
Lyrics, Lyrics, oh no
I said where did ya go?


I say I know em all now
I say I know em all now

Ok, lets get out of here
Right now!

Make Ice Cream For You
(parody of "Making Our Dreams come True" by Cyndi grecco )
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
Sclemeel, schlemazel, ice cream cold incorporated.

We're gonna make it!

Tell us what flavor we'll make it
So nice and cool, we'll fix it
We're gonna make ice cream for you
Doin' it our way.

We could make some chocolate now
Vanilla and strawberry now
We're gonna make ice cream for you
Doin' it our way.

We could fix it day night
At this place we're just unstoppable
This time , and no one shall fuss
We're gonna do it.

We could make you Rocky Road now
Make some Neapolitan now,
We're gonna make ice cream for you
And we'll do it our way, yes our way.
Make our ice cream for you ,
And do it our way, yes our way,

This next parody has to do with AMIright the site mine and ton of others parodies are on ( BTW Steve you should submit your parodies to there! )

Anyways

Merry and Pippin Rhapsody
(parody of "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen )
It's just on AmIRight
Just a big mystery
Which one's the guy, of Pippin and Merry?
Could they be guys?
Or both girls, or pair, or guys? We'll see
I'm just a parody author, I need to figure this out
They're both guys? Who knows?? They confused the Florios
Anyway we'll know
About this big mystery


Pippin, could be the man
Meriadoc or Peregrin?
Which one is the woman?
Merry, could be the woman
Everyone's been confused since May
Pippin, oooh, is it possible he's the guy?
Maybe when they decide they'll let us know
Carry on, carry on, they might be both hobbits


In May, the mystery came
Started a big confusation
Even a big huge parody craze
Hey now everybody, we have got to know
But they left it to us all to figure this out
Merry, oooh, tell us who's the guy?
Are just both a couple after all??

I think that Peregin must be the man
ChuckyG, ChuckyG, could help solve this puzzle?
Meriadoc, Pippin, very mysterious
( Peregrin – o) Peregrin –o
( Peregrin – o) Peregrin –o
Peregrin-o Merry-o Mysteriouso
Im a guy wondering about the mystery
This one that has spawned so many parodies
It's about time was figured out this mystery
Easy come easy, will you let me know?
Not right now , no, I do not even know
(They've confused) Royce Miller
They will not let us know
(They've confused) Royce Miller
They will not let us know
( Let us know ) Will not let us know
( Let us know ) Will not let us know
( Let us know ) Will not let us know
They've confused everyone even
Malcolm Higgins, Royce Miller,
Mike and Billy Florio
Merry and Pips put aside quite a mystery
Stery, stery

So you think you can figure which one is the guy?
So is Merry the girl and Pippin's the guy?
Oh baby, let us know right now, baby
Just figure it out, figure it out just right now

So, what is the answer? Tell us right now, please
What is the answer?
Just what is the answer? Tell me

It's now time that we know

Mom's Boyfriend's Back
(parody of "My Boyfriend's Back" by The Angels )
Spoken:
He went away, summer after prom
And you found another guy
And then she married him
Now her flame's back, and daddy wont be nice


Mom's boyfirend's back, and he's lookin' for some trouble
(Hey-la-day-la mom's boyfriend´s back)
When daddy finds out, he's gonna burst a bubble
(Hey-la-day-la mom's boyfriend´s back)
He's her old flame, he was prom king too
(Hey-la-day-la mom's boyfriend´s back)
So look out now, cause he's showin up for you

(Hey-la-day-la mom's boyfriend´s back)
(Hey, he knows that you been married }
(And he knows that you 've had some kids }

He´s been gone for such a long time
(Hey-la-day-la mom's boyfriend´s back)
Now he´s back and things wont be fine
Dad gonna be mad, he'll blow his horn
(Hey-la-day-la mom's boyfriend´s back)
But, he might not care, cause its just your old flame
(Hey-la-day-la mom's boyfriend´s back)

(Hey he knows she wasn't cheatin)
(But Dad might just give you a beatin }

(Maybe he could tell when he sees her senior yearbook)
(Wah-ooo, wah-ooo)
(You´re her old flame now, he might cut him off the hook )
(Wah-ooo, wait and see)

Mom's boyfriend's back, since his wedding inviation
(Hey-la-day-la mom's boyfriend´s back)
He's not here to take a permanent vacation
(Hey-la, hey-la, mom's boyfriend´s back)

Yeah, mom's boyfriend´s back
(La-day-la, my boyfriend´s back)
Look out now, mom's my boyfriend´s back
(La-day-la, my boyfriend´s back)
I could see him comin´
(La-day-la, mom's boyfriend´s back)
So you better get a runnin´
(La-day-la, mom's boyfriend´s back)
Alright now
(La-day-la, my boyfriend´s back)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
(La-day-la, mom's boyfriends´s back)
Mom's boyfriend´s back now
(La-day-la, my boyfriend´s back)

FADES-

Know he´s comin´ after you
(La-day-la, mom's boyfriend´s back)
Just for a short visit

Money For Nothing/Gilligan's Island
(parody of "Money For Nothing" by Dire Straits )
Gilligan
Gilligan's Island now
Gilligan's Island now
Now just sit right back now, listen to my tale
Little tale' bout a fateful trip
It all started on this tropic port
Aboard this little tiny ship now

That mate he was a mighty sailor
The Skipper was so brave and sure
Five passengers set sail

For a little three hour tour
The weather was getting ro-o-o-ough
If not for the fearless crew , now
The Minnow would sure be lo-ost

The ship set ground on this uncharted
Little desert isle right here
With Gilligan and the Skipper
That Mr. Howell, the millionare

His wife also came along
Ginger, that movie sta-a-a-ar
The Professor, came along too
Mary Ann who's so pretty-y

So this is the tale of these seven
Castaways on the isle
They're here for a long long time, longer than three hours
No lights or a motorcar
Not even a single luxury, like Robinson Cruose
It's just about as primitive as can be

So join here each week now , just so you see it
My friends, and your sure to get a smile from

Seven stranded castaways
Here on Gilligan's I-I-Isle
We gotta watch this show now
We gotta see this on TV Land

Now, that's my story , hope you enjoyed it
I hope just as much as me
It's on TV Land, hope that you watch it
Gilligan is that old Skipper's little buddy

Gilligan is Skipper's little buddy
Gilligan is Skipper's little buddy
Gilligan is Skipper's little buddy
Looka dat Looka dat

Gilligan, Gilligan, Gilligan's Island now
Gilligan, Gilligan, Gilligan's Island now
Gilligan, Gilligan, Gilligan's Island now
( repeat to fade )

Monkey Didnt Have a Cold
(parody of "Centerfold" by J. Geils Band )
It does walk but doesnt talk
But it is complete
I got a little monkey
Who truly is a brat

His skin's as white as snowflakes
His hair the color of a stain
My little monkey
Never causes me pain

Banana peels all over the floor
I have to always clean it up, because he just cant

CHORUS:
Now you'll be told
I saw tissues all over the floor
I think my monkey's got a cold
Think my monkey's got a cold
(repeat

Tissues were under the desk
There were none left of the box on the desk
Turned out it was okay
They mustve been from me
Cause I was stuffy That early morning


Monkey threw a peel at my shoes
Then threw some more tissues
Turned out he didn't have a cold
He just loves to throw them all

He's a really crazy monkey
He's really just too much
To see all those banana peels
Can be a mess to much
CHORUS
Now you'll be told
He threw those tissues on the floor
Monkey didnt have a cold
Glad he didnt have a cold
(Repeat)
It's okay I understand
It aint no ape or gibbon land
Ive thrown some many away
My monkey's so cra-zay!

He's always making loud noise
Even with all his monkey toys
Even when we're in the living room
When we talk in private
But you know I love him
Because he is my pet
He makes noise all the time

He's crazy, I just cant deny it
Now you'll be told
I saw tissues all over the floor
I think my monkey's got a cold
Think my monkey's got a cold
Now you'll be told
I saw tissues all over the floor
I think my monkey's got a cold
Think my monkey's got a cold
Now you'll be told
I saw tissues all over the floor
I think my monkey's got a cold
Think my monkey's got a cold
Now you'll be told
I saw tissues all over the floor
I think my monkey's got a cold
Think my monkey's got a cold
Na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na
Na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na

Mrs. Brown I Just Ordered a Whopper
(parody of "Mrs Brown Youve Got a Lovely Daughter " by Herman's Hermits )
Mrs Brown I just ordered a whopper
Burger King is the place i ordered it where
Im so glad, I didnt get a kids meal
I got a whopper, and ordered it with fries



I hope I get some ketchup with this whopper
Without it and pickles it wouldn't be the same
I hope it comes, with onions and tomato
I just got it right now, and I am eating it

Eatin' it up, even in a crowd, well
You'll figure out, this whopper tastes so good


If you find that I just love to eat it ( love to eat it )
You will find that they cooked it fine ( cooked it fine )
Its go great, there's a party in my mouth
With some Dr Pepper, this whopper is really good

Eatin' it up, even in a crowd, well
You'll figure out, this whopper tastes so good



If you find that I just love to eat it ( love to eat it )
You will find that they cooked it fine ( cooked it fine )
Its go great, there's a party in my mouth
With some Dr Pepper, this whopper is really good



Mrs Brown this was a great whopper ( a great whopper )
Mrs Brown I really loved this whopper ( loved this whopper )
Mrs Brown Im glad I had this whopper ( had this whopper )

Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Manly Daughter
(parody of "Mrs. Brown Youve Got a Lovely Daughter " by Herman's Hermits )
Mrs. Brown you've got a manly daughter
Hair's not dark, it's blonde and with a glare
Not a man, gonna try this one right now
Your son is dressing up, has weird stuff on his mind

He's probably wearing those new flip flops fight now
In that dress, he looks oh so insane
He has, changed, into his girl clothes now
He ain't a queer boy but, those clothes are not his type

Walkin' about, even in a crowd, well
You'll figure out, that this bloke is, so proud

If he finds that I was talking 'bout it (talkin' bout it)
Tell him that he looks so feminine (feminine)
Don't annoy, he looks like a sweetheart
His dress goes to his knees, and wears wigs all the time


Walkin' about, even in a crowd, well
You'll figure out, that this bloke is, so proud

If he finds that I was talking 'bout it (talkin' bout it)
Tell him that he looks so feminine (feminine)
Don't annoy, he looks like a sweetheart
His dress goes to his knees, and wears wigs all the time

Mrs. Brown you've got a manly daughter (manly daughter)
Mrs. Brown you've got a manly daughter (manly daughter)
Mrs. Brown you've got a manly daughter (manly daughter)
Mrs. Brown you've got a manly daughter (manly daughter)

Made this one in November
Mysterious/Let Jackson Turn In
(parody of "Aquarius/Let the Sunshine In" by Fith Dimension )
When Wacko Jacko releases his albums
And people pack them in their cars
Out of all the people on this planet
He's had more plastic surgeries
This is the dawning of the man so mysterious
Man so mysterious
Mysterious!
Mysterious!


Not so understanding
He's had many revisions
Probably many incisions
He's now the creepiest celeb in this nation
Beats the plastic surgery population
Mysterious!
Mysterious!

When Wacko Jacko releases his albums
And people pack them in their cars
Out of all the people on this planet
He's had more plastic surgeries
This is the dawning of the man so mysterious
Man so mysterious
Mysterious!
Mysterious!
Mysterious!
Mysterious!




Let Jackson turn in, let Jackson turn in, Jackson turn in
Let Jackson turn in, let Jackson turn in, Jackson turn in
Let Jackson turn in, let Jackson turn in, Jackson turn in


Let him turn on in
He's already turned in and now in prison
Let Jackson turn in
Dangled his baby, in old Dublin
Has been accused of child molestin'
Got Neverland investigated, now he's in prison
He's just been arrested
Had been yesterday
Yesterday Jackson just turned in

Ode to Ben and J. Lo
(parody of "Piano Man" by Billy joel )
Your movie came out on a Wednesday
Movie reviews started comin' in
The name of the movie was "Gigli"
It was a huge flop at the box office

It was a bigger flop than J. Lo's booty
It was probably as entertaining as her toes
Then all this gossip about them kept on comin;
Ben and J.Lo really kept on their toes

La la la, de de da
La la, de de da da dum

Chorus:
It's all this gossip about them, man
It's comin' from left and right
The stories ARE BIG AS Jen's booty
Yeah, it sure is big alright
·
Now Ben started fame with his friend Matt
Both made Good Will Hunting
It was so big, they won a lot of awards
Even that naked golden one from the Academy
·
Then he went out with Gwyneth Paltrow
He did several movies for Kevin Smith
Now he is a big huge movie star
Not one anyone could replace

Oh, la la la, de de da
La la, de de da da dum

Now Jen has a real estate booty
Did the song "Waiting For Tonight"
She once played the singer Selena
Then did much more in her life

She made the movie "The Wedding Planner"
Then married that guy Cris Judd
Then she made that "Maid in Manhattan"
· Then met that Ben Affleck

Chorus
sing us a song you're the piano man
sing us a song tonight well we're all in the mood
for a melody and you got us feeling alright


Then they made the movie Gigli, man, it was a flop alright
Then they planned a September wedding
Then they postponed it and went to Splitesville

Ben was once caught in a casino
Jen started a Lingerie line
Before that, Jen found about Ben in a strip club
They'll be out of the limelight for a while
And J. Lo, had a dress by Vera Wang
Before the big wedding incident
For a while, there wont be so much gossip
And more they do,m less we'll hopefully here
·
Oh, la la la, de de da
La la, de de da da dum

Chorus:
It's all this gossip about them, man
It's comin' from left and right
The stories ARE BIG AS Jen's booty
Yeah, it sure is big alright

Outdated
(parody of "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne )
Yeah.....
Uh huh....
Sitnky food....

One day, it was three months ago
I went to the grocery store
I bought lots and lots of food
Because I was in the mood
When I bought it back home
I put it in the fridge
And now it's been three months since
I just remembered
All that food
I ate all of it
Result was unpleasant for me, for me
How was I supposed to know the food was all outdated?
I ran out of the kitchen then I rushed right in the bathroom
I slammed the door shut
And guess what it was an unpleasant experience
But did I check the date before I ate it?
Oh no no

One night, I had a party
Invited everyone I know
Even that crazy Marty Snow
I served all the food I had
Forgot to tell them it was bad
It was party hardy
Everyone had fun, even Marty
Then when they ate it all
They rushed out to the hall
Went into the bathroom
They all took turns
Doing the thing I did
And I thought oh woe is me, is me
Why did I forget to say the food was all outdated
They rushed into the bathroom
And they shut the door loud
I shouldve told them that the food was three months old
And I opened it today
But did I tell them that till now I never ate it?
Oh no no


I didnt know what to do
That food, I threw away the rest
All the food was rotten, I cant believe I opened it up
There was pizza, celery, a banana, some blueberries
Lots of stuff, including a half eaten burger
Even two packs of french fries, there was also
A ham sandwich, a bunch of food varities, oh yeah
Whyd have to opene it if it was all outdated?
At the party, I think I got everyone all constipated
I cant believe it
We ate all what we could, but I never should
Wait three months again
But do you think Id do it once more just to see what happens?
Oh maybe


Now I feel much better now
That food is in the dump truck now
In a Hefty trash bag
And now, its really late
But I just ate, some dinner, all new food
Ill now turn on the TV cause I'm in the mood, the mood
Now Im really happy cause I'm watching "If They Mated"
On Conan O Brien
Later on he might talk about "Gigli" which I really hated
If I saw that movie Id eat popcorn that was outdated
Id eat it so Id go to the restroom for over half the movie
But will I ever buy food at the store and wait three months again?
No , no no

"Everywhere You Eat"
(A Parody of "Everywhere You Look" by Jesse Frederick)

Whatever happened to my favorite resturants
McDonald's, Burger King, and even Wendy's
How did I get to eatin' here, somebody help me please!
This whole food is starving me.

Hamburgers and hot dogs are favorite treats
It's a perfect for barbeque
Then a waitress came and help me find them
"Can you order a french fries!"

Everywhere you eat (Everywhere you feed)
There's a food (There's a food)
You like to get healthy
Everywhere you eat (Everywhere you feed)
There's a drink
That you'll find it every snack bar
Everywhere you eat.

When you eating's done and have a dessert
A perfect way you'll have some more--
Everywhere you eat.
Everywhere you eat.
Yummy-yum-yum-yum-yum!

Thats great!:D

Parody Polka on 45
(parody of "Polkas on 45" by Weird Al Yankovic )

Songs used :"Jocko Homo" by Devo, "Smoke On The Water" by Deep Purple, "Sex (I'm A...)" by Berlin, "Hey Jude" by The Beatles, "L.A. Woman" by The Doors, "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida" by Iron Butterfly, "Hey Joe" by Jimi Hendrix, "Burning The House Down" by Talking Heads, "Hot Blooded" by Foreigner, "Every Breath You Take" by The Police, "Should I Stay Or Should I Go" by The Clash, "Jumpin' Jack Flash" by The Rolling Stones, and "My Generation" by The Who

I always miss my TV show
My VCR causes me woe
Now I just got a new gizmo
Won't miss again, we got TIVO
A big hard drive, T-I-V-O
Broke from my daughters
The monthly bills are high
Broke from my Daughters


(I'm A Cat) I'm a boy
(I'm A Cat) Well, I'm your master
(I'm A Cat) I do play with yarn
(I'm A Cat ) I meow
(I'm A Cat) I behave
(I'm A Cat) I have whiskers and lick my fur , no feathers

Hey, hey Hey snood, I have a test
It is best if, I play you later
Whatever, I will play just one more game
It's just the same if I play later , later , later, later, later , later yeah!


Little Danny DeVito baby
Don't you know I'm above you
Little Danny Devito puny
Don't you know that a hobbit is too

Hey Moe are ya gonna hit Curly right in the head
Hey Moe, are ya gonna hit Larry right in the head?
You have a bowl haircut
You've been it on the head with a metal can

Yoddle-ay-ee, yoddle-ay-he-hoo. Yoddle-ay-ee, yoddle-ay-he-hoo.
Yoddle-ay-ee, yoddle-ay-he-hoo. Yoddle-ay he-hoo.
Yoddle-ay-ee, yoddle-ay-he-hoo. Yoddle-ay-ee, yoddle-ay-he-hoo.
Yoddle-ay-ee, yoddle-ay-he-hoo. Yoddle-ay he-hoo.
These boxes are all in my way!
Packing up the house

I'm self-sushi, eating just me
I ate a crunchy scab that formed on my knee
Come on baby, don't you chew boils you lance?
I'm self-sushi, I'm self-sushi
Every piece of cake
And every pie you bake
Every snack you make, every T-bone steak
I'll be eating food

3 a.m. - nothing's on the road
Should I stop or should I go?
Traffic light is glaring red
I want to hurry home to bed
Risk a fine that much I know, woah whoa whoa
Should I stop or should I go?
Feel the shear might …Yeah, an atomic blast.
Such a delight . . . I'm Tootin' Jack Cass . . . Light my gas-gas-gas.

Arnold has come back to t-town.
(Talkin' 'bout The Terminator)
G.O.P. brought Davis down.
(Talkin' 'bout The Terminator)
Things they did looked awful c-c-cold.
(Now they want The Terminator)
Their right wing lies are just what they sold.
(Now they want The Terminator))
(Now they want The Terminator)
The, the, the, the, the, the Terminator (The Terminator)
Well, now they want the T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-Terminator


AmIright parodies used "*" means I made one up"Mocko Promo" - Rick Duncan"Broke From My Daughters" - Rick Duncan * Im a Cat Hey Snood - Ethan MawyerLittle Danny DeVito - Claude Prez*Hey MoePacking up the House - MasonRSelf Sushi - Johnny DEvery Piece of Cake - lebieW15Should I Stop or Should I Go? - Merry and PippinTootin Jack Cass - David ChrenkoThe terminator - Wiliam Tong

Parody Medley
(parody of "This Diamond Ring/Summer in the City/Mrs. Brown youve GOt a Lovely Daughter/Downtown/Theyre Coming to Take me Away,Ha-Haa!/Im Telling You Now" by Gary Lewis and the Playboys/The Lovin' Spoonful/Herman's Hermits/ Petula Clark/Napoleon XIV/Freddie and the Dreamers)
fanfare music plays*
We got Gary Lewis and the Playboys
A very successful group
They are very good so, don't you be a poop
While people listen to Beatles
Screaming their heads off
Gary Lewis and the Playboys
Are singing till they cough
*music changes to This Diamond Ring*
Who wants to buy this diamond ring?
Gary Lewis and the Playboys now
They are not bunnies
Gary Lewis and the Playboys they
Sing till they cough for every girl and boy
And if they don't do any good for you
Then their careers are through

*fanfare comes back*
Now we've got the Lovin Spoonful
Another successful group
Every hit that they've had
Each counts as a scoop
No, theyre not utensils
They are just four guys
They are also a jug band
Just to our surprise

*music changes to "Summer in the City"*
Lovin Spoonful in city
They're four guys not food for scooping
Not things that you use for eating
Jug band, no they are not utensils
All' round . people don't use their heads
They think theyre the type of spoonful you are eatin'

*fanfare*
Now we've got Herman's Hermits
A British Invasion group
No they are not Hermits
They can see very well
They've got a new hit song
About someone named Mrs Brown
But when theyre not singing
They are having coffee grounds
*music changes to "Mrs Brown You've Got a Lovely Daughter"
*
Herman's Hermits came here over water
They flew from the English Channel to here
Theyre not singing, theyre having coffee grounds
But when they start singing, theyre hot in town

*fanfare*
We've got another singer from Britain
She is so successful
Her name is Petula Clark
She has a hit called Downtown
That really hits the spark
She had that one hit, and that made her big mark

*"Downtown"*
When you're British
And you have a big hit
And you're a girl
Petula
British Invasion started with the Beatles
And she doesn't sing
Motown
Look at this big hit that she has just made
This song is so big on the hot hit parade
Her career lit the greenlight there
She can forget all her troubles
Not with her career
And go Downtown
She cannot record for
Motown
Berry Gordy's not waiting for you


*fanfare*
We got a new novelty hit
From a guy from a long time ago
Well he's not that old
But his nickname makes it so
His name is Napoleon XIV
He's got a one hit wonder hit

*"Theyre Coming TO Take Me Away Ha-Haa"*
Remember when I said
That there was hit from a guy
Whos really really old Wel,
I was just kidding, he's not that old really
He is a one hit wonder yeah
His single is selling away Ha-Haa!
His single is selling away ho ho, he he, ha ha
To the radio
Where hits are playing all the time
And ill be happy to see
What happens to his career
When its not a hit anymore
But his single is selling away ha-haa!




Now we've got Freddie and the Dreamers
A British novelty band
They have the craziest dance in the whole land
The lead singer wears big glasses
They do a jump jack dance
They call it the Freddie
Oh please give it a chance

*Im Telling You Now *

Im telling you now
Im telling you right away
Frreddie and the Dreamers
They sing away
Doing a crazy dance now
Its called the Freddie
Hope it does not make them sweaty
If they sweat then they will stop
But theyre dancing right now


Now we hope you just enjoyed
This really fantastic show
We will soon will have another one
Goodbye this was very fun
Now that's it for our shoooooooooooooooooooooow!

Parody Your Eyes Out
(parody of "Polka Your Eyes Out " by Weird Al Yankovic :
The songs being parodied in the original and this polka are"Cradle Of Love" by Billy Idol, "Tom's Diner" by Suzanne Vega, "Love Shack" by The B-52's, "Clarinet Polka"\), "Pump Up the Jam" by Technotronic, "Losing My Religion" by REM, "Unbelieveable" by EMF, "Do Me!" by Bel Biv DeVoe, "Enter Sandman" by Metallica, "The Humpty Dance" by Digital Underground, "Cherry Pie" by Warrant, "Miss You Much" by Janet Jackson, "I Touch Myself" by DiVinyls, "Dr. Feelgood" by Motley Crue, "Ice Ice Baby" by Vanilla Ice, and "Ear Booker Polka" by "Weird Al" Yankovic

Eat a cradle of grub. Eat a cradle of grub Yes, the cradle of love
Look at all of this food
Eat a cradle of grub
I ate a cradle of grub
Yes, a cradle of grub
Look at all of this food

Do do do do do do do do
Do do do do do do do do
Do do do do do do do do
Do do do do do do do do)


The dwarves' shack is a little old place where
Snow White's cooking dinner
Dwarves' shack, baby
Dwarves' shack, baby, dwarves' shack
Hey!

Delete the spam (hey!).Delete the spam (hey!)
Delete the spam, delete it


That's moose in the roadway
That's me swerving in fright
Dodging moose collisions
Trying to keep on the road
And I don't know if I can do it

Oh no, I've swerved too much
I haven't swerved enough

The bugs, you slay
When you open and spray a can of raid
The bugs you slay
Their bites are so painful
(Oh!)

Cook meat, baby. Cook meat, baby
You can cook me in the morning, you can cook meat in the night
You can cook meat when you wanna cook meat
Yodalodaladyhoo!

'Tis the Night
Santa flies
And he lands
Gives you your game of Candyland

The Hefty bags, filled with trash are in the dump
Smelly, trash yeah
They are in the dump , they are in the dump
Smelly trash yeah
They are in the dump , the bags are all in the dump

Try my Cherry Pie
It's better than mincemeat and I'll tell you why
Mincemeat's so bad it makes me cry.
Eat Cherry Pie-yi-yi
Woo!

Drum solo!

I just grilled up some lunch (GRI grilled up some lunch)
I grilled up some lunch (GRILL up lunch)

I just grilled up some lunch (GRI grilled up some lunch)
I grilled up some lunch


When I've tried, everything else
When my hinder itches I scratch myself
When I've tried everything else, oh no, oh no ,oh no no no

He's the one they call Dr. Honeydew
He's the one that makes you feel alright
He's the one they call Dr. Honeydew
He's always be on Beaker's side

Lets cook it!
If I get desert, Yo, I deserve it
Check out the chow while the waiter serves it

Rice, rice Baby, and it's fried, rice, rice, baby
Rice rice baby... Tip to the Waitress!
Rice rice baby
Rice rice baby forever
I'll be your rice...rice... baby!
Hey!



Parodies being used"*"means I had to make it up *Cradle of Grub, Mel's Diner- sloatead , Dwarves Shack - Sloatead, *Delete the Spam Dodging Moose Collisions - Johnny D , *The Bugs You Slay *Cook Meat, Baby, Enter Santa - Chris Bodily TM, * The Hefty Bags, Jani Lane's Lament-Chey, *Grilled Up Some Lunch I Scratch myself - The Great Karlando , Dr Honeydew- Tokusou Sentai Blessranger, Fried Rice Baby - MSG2004 Jack Wilson

Parrot Cages They Come With a Squawker
(parody of "Mrs. Brown Youve Got a Lovely Daughter" by Herman's Hermits )
Parrot Cages, they come with a squawker
Squakers loud as them are something rare
It's too bad, they repeat everything I say
I always fear that that cant keep a secret


Red feathered is the color of this squaker
They have round beaks and colorful wings
Its too bad, that whenever I talk
They always repeat it, even when I take a walk

Squawkin about, even in that cage, well
Youll figure out, polly wants a cracker, right now


If you find that's its been talking to you ( talking to you )
Tell me that they heard from the grapevine ( the grapevine )
Don't shake the cage, don't try to shut it up
Even though its annoying, it still ism y pet
Squawkin about, even in that cage, well
Youll figure out, polly wants a cracker, right now


If you find that's its been talking to you ( talking to you )
Tell me that they heard from the grapevine ( the grapevine )
Don't shake the cage, don't try to shut it up
Even though its annoying, it still ism y pet

Parrot Cages, they come with a squawker
Parrot Cages, they come with a squawker
Parrot Cages, they come with a squawker

Run For Your Wife
(parody of "Run For Your Life" by The Beatles )
Well, you better watch for J Lo, little Ben
Before she sees another man
You better watch out for her, little Ben
Or you know where she is

You better run for your wife if you can, little Ben
She gone for another man, little Ben
Catch you her with that other man
That's the end'a little Ben

Well I know that I'm the kinda guy
That likes do to gossip
And knowing how J Lo is
I know she'll let it slip

You better run for your wife if you can, little Ben
She gone for another man, little Ben
Catch you her with that other man
That's the end'a little Ben

Let me just tell you that since Gigli, you planned a wedding
You postponed it at first then wnet to Splitsville
I know its still on now, but ya know how J. Lo is

You better run for your wife if you can, little Ben
She gone for another man, little Ben
Catch you her with that other man
That's the end'a little Ben

Well, you better watch for J Lo, little Ben
Before she sees another man
You better watch out for her, little Ben
Or you know where she is

You better run for your wife if you can, little Ben
She gone for another man, little Ben
Catch you her with that other man
That's the end'a little Ben


Na, na, na
Na, na, na
Na, na, na
Na, na, na

S P A M
)parody of "Y M C A" by The Village People I hate spam, get it all the time
I just hate spam, I might like the food but just that kind +
I just hate spam cause its so annoying
There is a need to be unhappy
Hate spam, on the computer
I just hate spam, and I don't care about
The "things: they might offer
Its not a good thing now
You know I just hate getting S.P.A.M
It's not fun getting S.P.A.M

Even though they say
You can win a trip to Hawaii
You know I just hate getting S.P.A.M
It's not fun getting S.P.A.M
I get my inbox clean
I got more spam than magazines
You can delete all of that crap
Hate spam ,getting all that junk mail
I just hate spam, its worse than the food
I just hate spam, the e-mail
but you've got to know this one thing
Those men do it all by themselves
I just hate spam , it's the wrost computer thing
Don't go there, delete the S P A M.
It wont help anyday
You know I just hate getting S.P.A.M
It's not fun getting S.P.A.M

Even though they say
You can win a trip to Hawaii
You know I just hate getting S.P.A.M
It's not fun getting S.P.A.M
I get my inbox clean
I got more spam than magazines
You can delete all of that crap
Hate spam, getting it all the time
I just, I was havin the spam blues
I had, 300 new messages a day
All full of spam
I wondered, Why did I get this sent to me
I had more spam than leaves on at ree
More than Beatles songs
More than a stores that carries thongs
You know I just hate getting S.P.A.M
It's not fun getting S.P.A.M

Even though they say
You can win a trip to Hawaii
S.P.A.M
You know I just hate getting S.P.A.M
It's not fun getting S.P.A.M
Hate spam, hate spam, now I don't feel as down
That spam , that spam, I thre w it all out
S.P.A.M.
Just hate all the S.P.A.M.
Hate Spam , Hate spam, getting it all the time
Hate spam, I just, I was havin the spam blues, I was out with the blues

S.P.A.,

Soda Pop
(parody of "Lollipop" by The Chordettes )
oda pop, soda pop
Oh soda soda soda
Soda pop, soda pop soda pop

Gotta get a soda pop
Like some Sprite
Or maybe root beer with some ham on rye
And when I'm thristy for a soda drink
Man, I gotta get some Coke

Soda pop, soda pop
Oh soda soda soda
Soda pop, soda

Have Dr. Pepper and Pepsi
Coca Cola, vanilla now
I love my sodas
Like from machines
But lollipop is mine
Put in quarters, not dimes

I love them
Soda pop, soda pop
Oh soda soda soda
Soda pop, soda

Don't like that blue Pepsi
Prefer Sprite
Mountain Dew Code Red, I don't mind
I drink my sodas each and every day
GEE, MY SODA POPS TASTE GREAT!

I love them
Soda pop, soda pop
Oh soda soda soda
Soda pop, soda

Spaff
(parody of "Stand " by REM )

Spaff, he makes great parodies
On that site
On that amIright
Site that is for parodies
And Spaff, he is a master
At his songs
He's spoofed Billy Joel
Did one about Ben and J. Lo



He did one to a song by Train
About those Charlie's Angels
He's even spoofed about Pepsi Blue
His parodies make you roll on the ground

Spaff, he makes great parodies
On that site
On that amIright
Site that is for parodies
And Spaff, he is a master
At his songs
He's spoofed Billy Joel
Did one about Ben and J. Lo


He did one about Kermit called Superfrog
And a song about Hanson to the tune
Of Leo Sayer, he even did one about
Being totally
Blitzed by Sweet Tarts!



Spaff, he makes great parodies
On that site
On that amIright
Site that is for parodies
And Spaff, he is a master
At his songs
He's spoofed Billy Joel
Did one about Ben and J. Lo


He did a bunch of Christmas songs
Made a CD then
Called Elves Gone Wild!
His stuff is recorded by Robert Lund
He did a song, 'bot sunburning his bum

That Spaff ( Spaff )
Makes us laugh
One of his parodies, started a Uranus craze
That Spaff ( Spaff)
He is great
Spoofs a lot, he's funny
Has some spoofs of showtunes


Spaff, he makes great parodies
On that site
On that amIright
Site that is for parodies
And Spaff, he is a master
At his songs
He's spoofed Billy Joel
Did one about Ben and J. Lo


Read his songs on amIright ( Spaff.com )
Laugh till ya might hit the floor (Spaff.com)
You just might be rolling on the ground (Spaff.com's one of the best)
So if it's the floor where you may be found, Read Spaff! .

Spam
(parody of "Shaft" by Isaac Hayes )
Spam!
What's the food that comes in cans
but also is a kind of email
(Spam!)
You're damn right
What's the email
that people hate to get and always delete it?
(Spam!)
I cant dig it
Its also a food , but its also a type of mail
(!Spam )
Right on
You see this spam is a bad type of--
(Shut your mouth)
But I'm talkin' about spam
(We cant dig it, oh no )
Its complicated ,man
But no one understands but the people who send it
(Its spam!)

Spiderman
(parody of "Rocket Man" by Elton John )
I went into a science lab
On a field trip, in'02
And I saw a big spider there
Later I turned into a superhero, yeah
Mave a girl named Mary Jane
Red and blue is my suit, eyes are white


And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
Til this suit takes a trip up my behind
Im now a man that is a superhero
Oh yeah yeah yeah Spiderman
Spiderman springing webs out of his wrist bone

And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
Til this suit takes a trip up my behind
Im now a man that is a superhero
Oh yeah yeah yeah Im a Spiderman
Spiderman springing webs out of his wrist bone

This is the kind of place to spring my webs
Fighting a green goblin
And my friend Harry, is his kid
Then I fought a human octopus
I spring my webs each day a week
A spider man, a spider man.

And it took nothing but a spider bite
Til my name wasnt Peter Parker then
Spderman is my name right now
Oh yeah yeah yeah Im a Spiderman
Spiderman springing webs out of his wrist bone

Doc Ock has a machine stuck onto his spine
This suit does ride up my crotch and my spine
I hang upside down in the rain a lot
Oh yeah yeah Im a Spiderman
Spiderman springing webs out of his wrist bone

And I think its gonna be a long long time
And I think its gonna be a long long time
And I think its gonna be a long long time
And I think its gonna be a long long time

"This Show Sunk" (parody of Ian Hunter's "Cleveland Rocks")

(laughter)

one two three four!
one two three four!

ah-ah-ah (to first verse)


all that energy making me
put another channel on.
the show had such a crude attitude
send it back where it belongs.

people say "get rid, this show's hit the skids"
going "This show sunk. this show sunk."
sayin' "it's gotten mean, far from clean."
and "this show sunk."

this show sunk (say 8 times.)

others know, they might care
they've stopped watching too
this rotten half-hour trash
whose end is plenty overdue.

all the chicks doing remote clicks
go this show sunk - this show sunk.
pack it in, send to rerun bins.
this show sunk, this how sunk.

this show sunk (repeat 8 times.)

I onced liked this guy Drew
his castmates, and the show too
now I want better shows to view
goin' this show suuunk, this show suuuunk.

this show sunk, this show sunk (repeat to end of song.)

(echoed:) Ohio!

Great parody!

The Geek
(parody of "The Streak" by Ray Stevens )
Spoken : Hello everyone, this is your action news reporter with all the news that is news across the nation we're on the scene at the supermarket, pardon me sir, did you see what happened?
Yeah I did, I was standing over there by the tomatoes , and here he come
Walking thru the pole beans, thru the fruits and vegetables
Glasses big as a jay-bird
And I hollered over at Ethel...I said don't look Ethel
It was too late, she'd already been incensed...


Here he comes , look a dat look a dat
Here he goes, look a dat , look a dat
And his clothes are so short

Well yes they call him the geek
Makin' his big shoes squeak
He's just as proud as he can be
He's got two buck teeth
People love to take a peek
Oh yes they call him the geek
He likes to show off his big teeth
When there's an audience to be found
He's just walking around
Inviting public critique

Spoken:
This is your action news reporter once again
And we're here at the gas station
Pardon me sir, did you see what happened?
Yeh, I did...I was just in here gettin' my tires checked
And he just appeared out of the traffic
Came walkin around the grease rack there
Had nothing in his pocket but pens
I looked in there and Ethel was gettin' her a cold drink
I hollered...Don't look Ethel
It was too late...She'd already seen him
Waved at her right in front of the gas pump over there


He ain't rude, boogie-dy, boogie-dy
He ain't lewd, boogie-dy, boogie-dy
He's just in the mood to run like a fool
Oh yes, they call him the geek
His pants are nothing but dark green
He's always making the news
With his short brown tennis shoes
Guess you could call him unique...
Spoken :
Once again, your action news reporter in the booth at the gym
Covering the disturbance at the basketball playoffs
Pardon me sir, did you see what happened?
Yeh, I did...half-time, I was just going down there
To get Ethel a snow cone
Here he come right out of the cheap seats
Dribblin'...right down the middle of the court
Had on a white shirt with stripes all over it
Made a hook shot and got out thru the concession stand
I hollered up at Ethel, I said don't look Ethel
It was too late...She'd already seen his free shot
Grandstanded...Right there in front of the home team


Here he comes...look...who's that with him?
(Looka dat, looka dat)
[Makin' his big shoes squeak]
"Ethel! Is that you Ethel? [He's just as proud as he can be]
What do [He's got two buck teeth] you think you're doin? [People love to take a peek]
You get your clothes on !!" Whoa, yes they call him The Geek ["zipppp" kazoo sound]
"Ethel, where you goin'? [He likes to show off his big teeth] Ethel, you
shameless hussy!!" [When there's an audience to be found
He's just walking around
Inviting public critique]
Say it isn't SO, Ethel!!
ETHEEEEEEEEL!!!!!…………..

The Monster Band
(parody of "Gitarzan" nby Ray Stevens )
Well they're really scary
They make people scream
They live in a haunted house on 13th street
They don't live in the trees or only wear their BVDa


Once its really dark
They get their guitars
The Mummy gets his drums while the other sings
Theyre gonna be big stars, Frank's head's the size of a jar

They got Jack o Lantern's Band course B.A.T
They play "S" and "P" they working on "O"'s
Dig "K" and "Y " and "B scary"
And me and the spooky trees agree
That someday soon they'll be big celebrities
Git git it it….OW!

Monster band
They got the wolfman
Theyre all ya can stand
Give em a hand
Monster Band

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
( jungle yell)aaaaaaaaaaaaaa



Frankenstein's bride has got no name
But when she does , she plays the game
The way she does really drives them insane
When she does her sing, it really is her thing
Her hair might be tall, but come on, sing one Bride
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaby
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaby
Baaaaaaaaaaaaby ( scat)
Baaaaaaaby




They got a jack o lantern that sometimes gets drunky
But he makes them boogie and sing real funky
Come on, sing one Pumpkin
Here we go

Ooo-oo-ooo-oo-oooo-ooooo-
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Come on let's hear for the pumpkin!

On Halloween night they get all excited
They all get tight and make the music right
Whne they all united, it was DY-NO-MYTE
What a fright!

Let's hear it for them!

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaby
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Baaaaaaaaaaaaby
Aaaaaaaaaaah
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaby
Aaaaaaaaaaaah
Shut up baby , im tryin to sing
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa( jungle yell ) aaaaaaaaa

Git it git it git it, OW!
Mosnter band
From the haunted land
Theyre all you can stand give them a hand, monster band

This Grub
(parody of "This Love" by Maroon 5)
It's lunchtime, now I want some fries
Greasy and curly fries
Every store and every kind of food Id find
Bring it all home, then put it on my plate
Eat it al up and then

Ill probably want some more
This grub I just love to eat yeah
Id eat it, till there's crumbs all over the floor
Id could have stuff like a ton of meat
Have every choice cause and I will be eating more and more

Love to get my appetite satisfied
Keep her coming every night
So hard to keep her satisfied
Kept playing love like it was just a game
Pretending to feel the same
Then turn around and leave again

This grub I just love to eat yeah
Id eat it, till there's crumbs all over the floor
Id could have stuff like a ton of meat
Have every choice cause and I will be eating more and more



I love to have chicken wings
And some buffalo wings
And make a burger and fries
And I will leave you tips
Wont eat fingertips
Just every bite of food
Cause I know that's what I just love to do, yeah

This grub I just love to eat yeah
Id eat it, till there's crumbs all over the floor
Id could have stuff like a ton of meat
Have every choice cause and I will be eating more and more


This grub I just love to eat yeah
Id eat it, till there's crumbs all over the floor
Id could have stuff like a ton of meat
Have every choice cause and I will be eating more and more


This grub I just love to eat yeah
Id eat it, till there's crumbs all over the floor
Id could have stuff like a ton of meat
Have every choice cause and I will be eating more and more

How can you parody Ray Stevens songs? It's like parodying National Lampoon! :confused:

Originally posted by Steve M.
How can you parody Ray Stevens songs? It's like parodying National Lampoon! :confused: I dont know how oyu could do it, but I did it! It was very hard though

Batman ( a parody of Jethro Tull's "Fat Man")

Don't want to be a Batman,
People would think that I was into capes.
Would have to chase the Joker, and
I'd have to leap all Gotham's fire escapes.
I'd have to spend each day fighting crime.
I wouldn't want to spend all my time
Fighting a criminal who looks like an evil mime - Woo!

Don't want to be a Batman
I wouldn't want to own a Batmobile
I wouldn't want to chase the Penguin and,
Worry about my car losing a wheel.
Won't waste my time pitying Bruce Wayne.
He can afford to spend free time in Spain
And hanging out with Robin must be a royal pain - Woo!

:batman:

Who'll Wash My Underwear? (composed to the tune of Irving Berlin's "God Bless America" - this was a favorite parody at camp when I was eleven! :lol: )

Who'll wash my underwear,
My only pair?
Stand beside it and guide it
Through the rips and the tears everywhere.
From the washer, to the dryer,
To the clothesline. . . over there. . . .
Who'll wash my underwear,
My only pair,
Who'll wash my underwear,
My only pair?

:D

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :spit: :spit: :spit:


I will never be able to do the laundry without thinking about this parody!

Originally posted by Jrnygrl
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :spit: :spit: :spit:


I will never be able to do the laundry without thinking about this parody!

I'm a hit! :D

Moonshiner (a parody of "Moonshadow" by Cat Stevens)

Well, I 'm being followed by a moonshiner,
Moonshiner, moonshiner.
Leapin' and hoppin' from a moonshiner,
Moonshiner, moonshiner.

He wants to give me bathtub gin,
Well, I give up, I just can't win.
He wants to give me bathtub gin,
Oh no-o-o-o-o-o-o,
I know it will taste like crap.

He wants to give me washtub rum,
He must think I'm really dumb.
He wants to give me washtub rum,
Oh no-o-o-o-o-o-o,
I know it'll taste like crap.

Well, I'm being followed by a moonshiner,
Moonshiner, moonshiner.
Leapin' and hoppin' from a moonshiner,
Moonshiner, moonshiner.

He wants to brew me up some beer,
In the chamber pot right here.
He wants to brew me up some beer,
Oh no-o-o-o-o-o-o,
I know it will taste like crap.

He makes wine in his kitchen sink,
And the bouquet, it sure does stink.
He makes wine in his kitchen sink,
Oh no-o-o-o-o-o-o,
I know it'll taste. . .
TERRIBLE! :barf:

He's been here at my place,
He's knocked on my door.
He's offered me his whiskey. . . .

(And I said, "No no no no, I can't drink it no more,
I'm tired of waking up on the floor!" :lol: )

Well, I'm being followed by a moonshiner,
Moonshiner, moonshiner.
Leapin' and hoppin' from a moonshiner,
Moonshiner, moonshiner.
Moonshiner, moonshiner.
Moonshiner, moonshiner.

:cheers:

(Apologies to the late Hoyt Axton for the "No No Song" quote!)

Originally posted by Steve M.
Who'll Wash My Underwear? (composed to the tune of Irving Berlin's "God Bless America" - this was a favorite parody at camp when I was eleven! :lol: )

Who'll wash my underwear,
My only pair?
Stand beside it and guide it
Through the rips and the tears everywhere.
From the washer, to the dryer,
To the clothesline. . . over there. . . .
Who'll wash my underwear,
My only pair,
Who'll wash my underwear,
My only pair?

:D :rotflmao:LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Polly Cat" (parody of "Smelly Cat" on Friends .

Polly cat, Polly cat.
What's Don been feeding you?
Polly cat, Polly Cat
it's not all your fault.

He yearly takes you to the vet
feeds you, pets you, you're a great-### pet.
He neglects his backyard roses
And sometimes you horrify those with noses.

Polly cat, Polly cat
we can't pinpoint the fault!

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Phoebe (to Chandler): "Stop being so tetosterony!" Chandle: "Which by the way is thereal San Francisco treat.

Legend has it that in Russia during the Soviet era, there was a disco group called the Kolkhoz People, and they had several hits on the Soviet Top 40, such as. . . .

Be a Red spy!
Yes, you can join the KGB,
Be a Red Spy!
So many secrets you will see!
Be a Red Spy
Go to the U.S.A. for free!
Be a Red Spy!
Be a mole in D.O.D.!*
They want YOU - they want YOU - they want YOU as a new recruit!

(the Pentagon!)

Then of course, there was their dance anthem. . .

YOUNG PIONEERS!
It's fun to stay with the
YOUNG PIONEERS!
You can read Karl Marx!
It would very nice
To build a worker's paradise!

And who can forget their breakthrough hit. . . .

MOSCOW, MOSCOW MAN!
I got to be a Moscow man!
MOSCOW, MOSCOW MAN!
I got to go to Moscow!

:rofl:

Originally posted by Steve M.
Legend has it that in Russia during the Soviet era, there was a disco group called the Kulak People, and they had several hits on the Soviet Top 40, such as. . . .

Be a Red spy!
Yes, you can join the KGB,
Be a Red Spy!
So many secrets you will see!
Be a Red Spy
Go to the U.S.A. for free!
Be a Red Spy!
Be a mole in D.O.D.!*
They want YOU - they want YOU - they want YOU as a new recruit!

(the Pentagon!)

Then of course, there was their dance anthem. . .

YOUNG PIONEERS!
It's fun to stay with the
YOUNG PIONEERS!
You can read Karl Marx!
It would very nice
To build a worker's paradise!

And who can forget their breakthrough hit. . . .

MOSCOW, MOSCOW MAN!
I got to be a Moscow man!
MOSCOW, MOSCOW MAN!
I got to go to Moscow!

:rofl: :rotflmao:!!!!

This Grub
(parody of "This Love" by Maroon 5 )
It's lunchtime, now I want some fries
Greasy and curly fries
Every store and every kind of food Id find
Bring it all home, then put it on my plate
Eat it al up and then

Ill probably want some more
This grub I just love to eat yeah
Id eat it, till there's crumbs all over the floor
Id could have stuff like a ton of meat
Have every choice cause and I will be eating more and more

Love to get my appetite satisfied
Keep her coming every night
So hard to keep her satisfied
Kept playing love like it was just a game
Pretending to feel the same
Then turn around and leave again

This grub I just love to eat yeah
Id eat it, till there's crumbs all over the floor
Id could have stuff like a ton of meat
Have every choice cause and I will be eating more and more



I love to have chicken wings
And some buffalo wings
And make a burger and fries
And I will leave you tips
Wont eat fingertips
Just every bite of food
Cause I know that's what I just love to do, yeah

This grub I just love to eat yeah
Id eat it, till there's crumbs all over the floor
Id could have stuff like a ton of meat
Have every choice cause and I will be eating more and more


This grub I just love to eat yeah
Id eat it, till there's crumbs all over the floor
Id could have stuff like a ton of meat
Have every choice cause and I will be eating more and more


This grub I just love to eat yeah
Id eat it, till there's crumbs all over the floor
Id could have stuff like a ton of meat
Have every choice cause and I will be eating more and more

This Telephone Ring
( parody of "This Diamond Ring" by Gary Lewis and the Playboys )
Who wants to hear this telephone ring?
I just turned the volume down, it wont mean a thing
And this telephone ring wont be so loud anymore
And I will not have to hold my ears at all anymore
So if you've got someone who's trying to call me
Well tough luck for them



This ring's not genuine, was too loud for me
My neighbor's phone is not as loud as this one was for me
And this telephone ring wont be loud for me anymore
And this telephone ring wont cause me to hold my ears
And I don't suggest putting lots of cotton balls inside it
Believe me I tried it

This telephone ring wont be so loud for me anymore
And this telephone ring wont hurt my ears like it did before
So if you've got someone who's trying to call me
Well tough luck for them

Tombstone Pizza
( parody of "Rhinestone Cowboy" by Glen Campbell )
ve been meltin' this cheese so long
Humming the same old song
I grilled this cheeseburger , followed the intructions, but did it the hard
way
But Ill make something else
Something that wont be so hard to make, and it wont be grilled
There'll be a load of sausage on it
Pepperoni all around it
And Im gonna cover it all with this cheese

Like a tombstone pizza
Slicing it up so I can eat it all
Like a tombstone pizza
Makin' it so I wont have to order it over the phone
But it wont be any DiGiorno



Well, I really don't mind delivery
Don't mind callin any pizza place and ordering it
But with this new pizza Im making no one can get inside my shoes
There'll be a load of sausage on it
Pepperoni all around it
And Im gonna cover it all with this cheese

Like a tombstone pizza
Slicing it up so I can eat it all
Like a tombstone pizza
Makin' it so I wont have to order it over the phone
But it wont be any DiGiorno


Like a tombstone pizza
Slicing it up so I can eat it all
Like a tombstone pizza
Makin' it so I wont have to order it over the phone
But it wont be any DiGiorno

Originally posted by "Weird" Jack Wilso-vic
Tombstone Pizza
( parody of "Rhinestone Cowboy" by Glen Campbell )
ve been meltin' this cheese so long
Humming the same old song
I grilled this cheeseburger , followed the intructions, but did it the hard
way
But Ill make something else
Something that wont be so hard to make, and it wont be grilled
There'll be a load of sausage on it
Pepperoni all around it
And Im gonna cover it all with this cheese

Like a tombstone pizza
Slicing it up so I can eat it all
Like a tombstone pizza
Makin' it so I wont have to order it over the phone
But it wont be any DiGiorno



Well, I really don't mind delivery
Don't mind callin any pizza place and ordering it
But with this new pizza Im making no one can get inside my shoes
There'll be a load of sausage on it
Pepperoni all around it
And Im gonna cover it all with this cheese

Like a tombstone pizza
Slicing it up so I can eat it all
Like a tombstone pizza
Makin' it so I wont have to order it over the phone
But it wont be any DiGiorno


Like a tombstone pizza
Slicing it up so I can eat it all
Like a tombstone pizza
Makin' it so I wont have to order it over the phone
But it wont be any DiGiorno

:rotflmao: :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :happyface :happyface

Here's a parody, composed to the tune of "God Save The Queen" and "America (My Country 'Tis of Thee)," every eight-year-old knows! :D

My Country Hated Me

My country hated me,
I moved to Germany -
I met the king.
His name was Donald Duck.
He drove a garbage truck
To every city dump
In Germany.

:lol: :rotflmao: :happyface

I LOST ON ABC
(Parody of "I Lost on Jeopardy!" by Weird Al Yankovic)

I was there I'm doing my music,
Right here on the Dan Ingram show
Along with me and Herb Oscar Anderson,
Both with the DJ's
I was wreck, I was nervous,
And then I'm all started to play
Now I'm giving up my job,
Say "Bye now, Kemosabe!"
(hey, hey)

CHORUS:
I lost on ABC, baby
Oohhh
I lost on ABC, baby
Oohhh

Since I was listen to on my radio
My dead dog called me
And then I heard my Cousin Bruce Morrow
Says "Eeeeeeee"
I am lousy, to change my station
And suddenly, no one will play more
Now I'm crazy for a moment
PAMS started to play the jingles
(hey, hey)

CHORUS:
I lost on ABC, baby
Oohhh
I lost on ABC, baby
Oohhh

(collection of PAMS WABC jingles)

My friend told me, I was dummy
And then I'm telling my dad
He says tune in 77
Right here on WABC
(hey, hey)

CHORUS:
I lost on ABC, baby
Oohhh
I lost on ABC, baby
Oohhh

I lost on ABC, baby

(PAMS Contempo Series #18 WABC jingle)

i have 2 that i recorded on a live cd in a studio

There's Nothing on tv (Parody of Some Guys have all the luck by Rod Stewart)

There's nothing on tv
it's all the same old crap
i know there's nothing new
they show the president so much

well i am flipping through with this tv remote
hoping to find something other than jerry springer
cause when he's on you can bet that it will be all bad
and nothing good comes from that show anyway

There's nothing on tv
it's all the same old crap
i know there's nothing new
they show the president so much
woo ooooooo wooooo oooo wooooo oooo

jay leno is so very funny at late nights
he makes fun of politics well i do too
and letterman is next in line at being funny
them monologues they make perfect sense to me

There's nothing on tv
it's all the same old crap
i know there's nothing new
they show the president so much
woo ooooooo wooooo oooo wooooo oooo woo oooooo woo oooo wooooo

rugrats are cool and so is ol spongebob squarepants
but weekdays i just got to watch regis and kelly
meredith viera hosts that millionaire game show
i can't miss one episode or i will be so mad

There's nothing on tv
it's all the same old crap
i know there's nothing new
they show the president so much
woo ooooooo wooooo oooo wooooo oooo woo oooooo woo oooo wooooo

(End of Song)


Majority (Parody of Minority by Green Day)

they all win by majority
they all win by majority
that's the way that it oughta be
cause they all win by majority

there was a big florida deadlock between al gore and george w bush
they had a time counting the ballots
chaos spread right over the state


they all win by majority
they all win by majority
that's the way that it oughta be
cause they all win by majority

they all voted for buchanan
it was a big time mess
we did not have a clear winner
until the results came and george w won

but now we had janet reno she was the one who seized ol elian
and i know that he's back in cuba now with fidel castro everytime

they all win by majority
they all win by majority
that's the way that it oughta be
cause they all win by majority

well billy clinton had a big affair
with miss monica became national news
and i know it was on the tv screen
and on the web in jokes and parodies
for now i know that it's gonna be better for publicity

they all win by majority
they all win by majority
that's the way that it oughta be
cause they all win by majority

(End of Song)

Without Meat (Parody of Without Me by Eminem)



Two trailer park beefs go round the outside,
round the outside, round the outside.
Two trailer park beefs go round the outside,
round the outside, round the outside.


"Ooooohhhhh!"


Guess what's back, back again
Meat is back, tell some men
Guess what’s back, guess what's back,
guess what's back, guess what's back,
guess what's back, guess what's back,
Guess who's back...

I've created a new meat, cuz nobody wants to
See turkey no more they want Ham
I'm chopped liver
Well if you want Ham, then this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of pee mixed with some hard liquor
Some vodka that will jumpstart my heart quicker
Then a shock when I get shocked at the hospital
By the Dr. when I'm not cooperating
When I'm eating the table while he's operating "Hey"
You waited this long to stop debating
Cuz I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating
I know that you got a job Ms. Lamely
But your husband's are problems is complicating
So the MeatCC won't let me be
Yo let me be me so let me see
They tried to shut me down on Bake TV
But it feels so empty without meat
So c’mon man put me in ya fridge , bum on your lips
jump back, jiggle her lip and wiggle a bit
And get ready cuz this lunch it’s about to get heavy
I just settled all my love and , fudge on Debbie!"

Now this looks like a Lunch for me
So everybody just let me
Cuz we need a little pork & beef,
Cuz it feels so empty without meat

I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little pork & beef,
Cuz it feels so empty without meat

Little aliens, kids feeling rebellious
Embarrassed, their parents still listen to Elvis
They start feeling like prison is helpless,
Til someone comes along on a mission and yells "Rich"
A visionary, vision is I’m Scaredy , could start a revolution,
Pollutin' the air waids a rebel
So let me just revel and bask,
In the fact that I got everyone eating my meat
And it's a disaster such a catastrophe
For you to eat so darn much of my meat you eat for me?
Well I'm back (*Batman Noise*) fix your bent antenna
Tune it in and then I'm gonna enter
Into the front of your skin like a splinter
The center of attention back for the meeting
I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling
Infesting in your kids ears and nesting
Testing "Attention Please"
Feel the tension soon as soon someone mentions me
Here's my 5 cents, my 7 cents is free
A nuisance, who sent, you sent for me?

Now this looks like a lunch for me
So everybody just let me eat
Cuz we need a little pork & beef,
Cuz it feels so empty without meat

I said this looks like a lunch for me
So everybody just let me eat
Cuz we need a little pork & beef ,
Cuz it feels so empty without meat

A tisk-it a task-it,
I go tit for tat with anybody who's lightin’ this & that lit
Ms. kapatrick, you can get your meat stole
Worse than them little imp Limp CABizkits
And Obie, you can get stun by Obie,
You 36 year old bald headed scared to know me
You don't know me, you're too old
Let go, it's over, nobody listens to techno
Now lets go, just give me the signal
I will be there with a whole list full of new insults
I've been dope, suspenseful with a pencil
Ever since He turned himself into a simple
But sometimes (*wow*) it just seems,
Everybody only wants to discuss me
So this must meat I'm disgusting,
But its just me I'm just o up scene
Though I'm not the first thing of controversy
I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley,
To do Black Music so selflessly
And use it to get myself worthy (*Hey*)
There's a concept that works
20 zillion other white rappers emerge
But no matter how many fish in the fridge
It'll be so empty without meat

Now this looks like a lunch for me
So everybody just let me eat
Cuz we need a little pork & beef ,
Cuz it feels so empty without meat

I said this looks like a lunch for me
So everybody just let me eat
Cuz we need a little pork & beef ,
Cuz it feels so empty without meat

Hum dei la la la, la la la la la, la la la la la, la la la la
Hum dei la la la, la la la la la, la la la la la, la la la la

"Skids!"

Im still here in the bathtub (parody of "Take Me Out To The Ball Game")

Im still here in the bathtub
Im so clean that I squeak
Mom says it's good to relax and soak
It's been two days theres no room to backstroke
Oh, this bathtub is like an island
On which I have been marooned
I am Wrink-Wrink-Wrinkled so much
You can call me prune

Disney Princess (A parody of Stevie Wonder's "Superwoman")

Mary wants to be a Cinderella
but she wants a glass slipper to fit.
But she marries my Prince to love her
and lived happily ever after.

Mary wants to be a Snow White
And she'll someday my Prince will come?
But I kissed her softly and gently
And make my dreams come true.

very well
I believe I know you
very well
wish that you knew me too
very well
and I think I can wish ev'rything
make all your dreams come true.

Very well
and I think I can face
very well
wish that you knew me too
very well
and I think I can wish ev'rything
make all your dreams come true.

Mary wants to be a Sleeping Beauty
and try to kiss a Prince Charming
But does she woke up
she'll get out with a dream?

My woman wants to be a lovely Belle
and I just had to waltz with a Beast.
Because I can't spend all
my hours starting to dance.

Very well
I believe I know you
very well
wish that you knew me too
very well
I think I can wish ev'rything
make all your dreams come true.

Very well
and I think I can face
very well
wish that you knew me too
very well
and I think I can wish ev'rything
make all your dreams come true.

:rotflmao: :lol: :lol:
:D :D :D

"That's a Moron" (parody of Dean Martin's "That's Amore").

when words said unrise
lead a fist to an eye.
that's a moron.
if you stay after school
'cause in class you acted like a fool.
you're a moron.

a ding-a-ling.

when some jamook cuts you off,
then pulls up beside and flips you off.
that's a moron. (that's a moron.)
when some dumbass tailgates,
causing you rage and hate.
that's a moron. (that's a moron.)

car sides have dings, dings, dings.

if alte at night your phone rings
and you get a call that's obscene.
that's a moron.
if it's just a prank
makes you cuss out that smutty crank.
they're a moron. (they're a moron.)

ring, ring, ring.

you're eating a calzone,
someone swipes it -- won't get their own.
that's a moron.
you're walking down the street,
some puke swipes you off your feet.
that's a moron. (that's a moron.)

yeah, yeah, yeah.

idiot. clown. stoopid. jerk.
a moron in other words
is still a moron (still a moron).
when legs aren't kept shut,
provoking words such as "slut."
that's a moron. (that's a moron.)

"Who Were You" (parody of The Who's "Who Are You.")

who were you? who-who-whowhowho....

I woke up in a golden doorway
an angel knew my name.
he said, "Man you can go home now
if you can get up and fly away."

the ceiling light went out,
I looked up at the darkness there.
I remember holding a fresh bulb
and standing on a chair.

well who were you? who-....

I took the sunray back down,
back to try to win.
I felt like a living...
with a streak of...

I sat back and smiled,
and looked back on my lively days.
eleven lifetimes in forty years
man! I think there's another way.

who who were you who who who who
(I really want to know!)...etc.
well who the f*** were you??

who were you who were you who were you.....

I know there's a place to walk,
where golden leaves fall from trees.
where Legolas and Pippin
seemed most familiar to me.

I spill out like a subway hole
yet still receive this bliss.
how can this measure up to anyone know?
after such a life like tis.

well who were you!?
(who were you...etc. to end of song.)

"Noway Man" (parody of The Beatles's "Nowhere Man.")

he's a real Noway Man,
sitting in his Noway Land,
making all his Noway plans for nobody.

doesn't care where he's going to,
has no real point of view,
hasn't he any future to see at all?

Noway Man please listen,
only kind word -- no dissin'.
Noway Man, someplace better is at hand.

he's as stubborn as can be,
doesn't want to work with you and me,
Noway Man can you cooperate at all?

Noway Man don't hurry,
ease your mind -- don't hurry.
Noway Man, the photo world is there to command.

has too many points to disprove,
needs no truck to move,
isn't he in reality?

Noway Man please listen,
it's most worth insistin'.
Noway Man, make sure it doesn't get out of hand.

he's a real Noway Man
sitting in his Noway Land.
making all his Noway plans for nobody.
making all his Noway plans for nobody.
making all his Noawy palns for nobody.

"Noway Man" (parody of The Beatles's "Nowhere Man.")

he's a real Noway Man,
sitting in his Noway Land,
making all his Noway plans for nobody.

doesn't care where he's going to,
has no real point of view,
hasn't he any future to see at all?

Noway Man please listen,
only kind word -- no dissin'.
Noway Man, someplace better is at hand.

he's as stubborn as can be,
doesn't want to work with you and me,
Noway Man can you cooperate at all?

Noway Man don't hurry,
ease your mind -- don't hurry.
Noway Man, the photo world is there to command.

has too many points to disprove,
needs no truck to move,
isn't he in reality?

Noway Man please listen,
it's most worth insistin'.
Noway Man, make sure it doesn't get out of hand.

he's a real Noway Man
sitting in his Noway Land.
making all his Noway plans for nobody.
making all his Noway plans for nobody.
making all his Noawy palns for nobody.

Ha ha, clever! :D :lol:

I wrote this a while back, but it turned out to be longer than the original song. Those who are from Long Island might be a little more familiar with the references.

Port Jefferson Bay
(A parody of Montego Bay, by Bobby Bloom)


A town on Long Island Sound that might look neat.
With quaint stores and cool breeze you can beat the heat.
But historic shops don't make up for dismay,
Those slow moving roads off Port Jefferson Bay.

The fast and the furious you'll never meet.
Their sole occupation is to clog the streets,
with tourists and yuppies from across the way.
There's no chance evacuating Port Jeff Bay.
Air Raid!

(Woah, woah w-woah woah, w-woah woah woah [2x])

If Shoreham blew....
(Dowwwwwn....)
Down in Port Jefferson Bay
Woah, you can't evacuate.


Route 347 was planned for relief
But efforts to upgrade only met with grief.
McNamara's bribe scandal kept things this way.
So now you can never leave the Port Jeff Bay.

Though Sheep Pasture Road offers some scenery,
It's just as suburban as the L.I.E.
An old rotten raliroad bridge says stay away.
You might as well suffer crowded Port Jeff Bay.
Bridge out!

(Woah, woah w-woah woah, w-woah woah woah [2x])

There's no way out
(Ooooouut....)
Out of Port Jefferson Bay
Woah, it's worse than I can say.


(Whistling instrumental break)


The Three Village Bypass could've saved the day.
But nobody'd let them fix 25A.
By clogging the roads beyond capacity.
They think that they're saving their community.
Like hell!

(Woah, woah w-woah woah, w-woah woah woah [2x])

ABCO can rot,
(Dowwwwwn...)
Down in Port Jefferson Bay
Woah, they can kiss my "A."

Get off the streets!
(Whistling instrumental finale)

Clever, D-Dey! :D :lol:

Ode to Classic TV (a parody medley of Train's Play That Song & Hey Soul Sister)

Air that Old Show
Remember back when it was first aired
And It was also very uncut too
In which it was not an excuse

Back when TV first transition to living color
Anyone's well enough to see it by inviting each other
They watched Pettitcoat Junction and of course Andy Griffith
and We even look at Star Trek

The other old shows we saw
Are My Three Sons and Hee Haw
Dont count out Flipper & All in the Family
Its how networks play a classic back in the day

So Air The Old Show
The One it aired back in the 60s & 70s
and also the 80s & 90s too
And This is not a major excuse
Hey, Air that Old Show
The One is a 20th Century classic
The One got us in nostalgic mood
And that is not a big excuse(Yeahy Yeah)

Watching Sanford & Son
Is another old show we recall
Along The Jeffersons & Barnaby Jones
How About Happy Days(Aye!), Laverne & Shirley,
Cant enough of Carol Burnett, Its her show we never forget about
These Retro Shows always have no doubt
Cheers & The Partridge Family
are the ones that we tune in every week

So Air The Old Show
The One it aired back in the 60s & 70s
and also the 80s & 90s too
And This is not a major excuse
Hey, Air that Old Show
The One is a 20th Century classic
The One got us in nostalgic mood
And that is not a big excuse
that's not a big excuse
that's not a big excuse
that's not a big excuse

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah

The Match Game, I normally watch it on the tube each day
I’ve seen every episode of Matlock and We knew Charlie's Angels were hot
so does Remington Steele
I have no fear about watching entire episode of Cheers
You may have like Three's Company but you also know The Love Boat and The Twilight Zone

Hey Retro TV, It's that the one that is vintage & old school
That way how Television were used to be
Hey Retro TV, way back when all the great TV shows were coming on...

At Night(and Day, Day, Day)

Always on time, We can read TV Guide to search the show’s listings
Like Tonight Show with Johnny Carson & plus there's Wheel of Fortune,
The Price is Right(Come On Down!)

I also know the rest but Family Feud & Sale of the Century are the best
and the same goes for Soul Train, Card Sharks and Pyramid w/ Dick Clark and Hart to Hart

Hey Retro TV, It's that the one that is vintage & old school
That way how Television were used to be
Hey Retro TV, Way back when all the great TV shows were coming on

You know a thing about Knight Rider & Magnum PI & also The Golden Girls & MNF & even Dynasty
I like CHiPs and Who's The Boss, Pink Panther, Donahue and Newhart are also near & dear to my heart
We see ESPN, HBO, MTV & other channels by the time Cable TV first started
This is how we remember when TV was great, and also vintage

Hey Retro TV, It's that the one that is vintage & old school
That way how Television were used to be
Hey Retro TV, way back when all the great TV shows were coming on at Night

Hey Retro TV, way back when all the great TV shows were coming on
At Night(and Day, Day, Day)
At Night(and Day, Day, Day)
At Night

His Memory

(a parody of the Beatles' "Her Majesty")

His memory's reliable, yeah,
'Cause he doesn't forget anything.
His memory's incredible, yeah,
'Cause he knows the real name of Sting.
I want to tell him that I hate trivia,
And I gotta get my brass knuckles out.
His memory's a pain in the neck,
Someday I'm gonna punch him out, oh yeah,
Someday I'm gonna punch him out.