I thought it would be fun if we posted movie quotes back and forth (sorta like how posting lyrics back & forth work) Pick any movie you like and post a quote from it. Try to not post too many quotes at a time or multiple posts in a row. Also if you can try to have the name of the movie or character who said the quote. if you need to find a quote try http://www.imdb.com Remember its just for fun!



Miles Massey: So you propose, that in spite demonstrable infidelity on your part, your unoffending wife should be tossed out on her ear.
Rex: Is that possible?
Miles Massey: It's a challenge

-Intolerable Cruelty-

My favorite quote from Animal House

Doug Neidermeyer: How does it feel to be an independent, Schoenstein?

Boon: How does it feel to be an ***hole, Neidermeyer?

Doug Neidermeyer: What did he say?

"Don't interrupt me, honey." --Lester Burnham (Kevin Spacey), American Beauty

From Ghostbusters.

Walter Peck: They caused an explosion!

Mayor: Is this true?

Venkman: Yes it's true. This man has no ****.

From Romi and Michele's High School Reunion:

Michele: "I hope your babies look like monkeys!"

From Sixteen Candles--

Long Duck Dong:No more yanky my wanky. The donger need food!!

"Wow, I didn't know we'd become such good friends, because if we had, you'd know that I give head before I give favors and I don't even give my best friends head so your chances of getting a favor are pretty slim."-- Todd Gaines (Timoyhy Olyphant, Go)

From Anchorman :


Brick Tamland : I pooped a hammer


Brick Tamland : I just burned my tongue


Brick Tamland : LOUD NOISES! I DONT KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!


Ron Burgundy : You stay classy, San Diego

Ron Burgundy: Boy, that escalated quickly... I mean, that really got out of hand fast!
Champ Kind: It jumped up a notch!
Ron Burgundy: It did, didn't it?
Brick Tamland: Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart!
Ron Burgundy: I saw that! Brick killed a guy! Did you throw a trident?
Brick Tamland: Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident!
Ron Burgundy: Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.


Brick Tamland : Where did you get those suits? The toilet store?


More from other movies later

"I want somebody good, I mean really good to plant that gun. I don't want my brother coming out of that toilet with just his dick in his hands!" ~ Sonny (The Godfather)

Economics Teacher: In 1930, the Republican-controlled House of Representatives, in an effort to alleviate the effects of the... Anyone? Anyone?... the Great Depression, passed the... Anyone? Anyone? The tariff bill? The Hawley-Smoot Tariff Act? Which, anyone? Raised or lowered?... raised tariffs, in an effort to collect more revenue for the federal government. Did it work? Anyone? Anyone know the effects? It did not work, and the United States sank deeper into the Great Depression. Today we have a similar debate over this. Anyone know what this is? Class? Anyone? Anyone? Anyone seen this before? The Laffer Curve. Anyone know what this says? It says that at this point on the revenue curve, you will get exactly the same amount of revenue as at this point. This is very controversial. Does anyone know what Vice President Bush called this in 1980? Anyone? Something-d-o-o economics. "Voodoo" economics.

Cameron: Ferris Bueller, you're my hero.

Ferris: Hi. Do you speak English?
Garage Attendant: Uh, what country do you think this is?

Ferris: Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in awhile, you could miss it.

Ferris: Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism's in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, "I don't believe in The Beatles, I just believe in me." Good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus and I'd still have to bum rides off of people.


Ferris: The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom; I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you that a good phony fever is a dead lock, but, uh... you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. That's worse than school. You fake a stomach cramp, and when you're bent over, moaning and wailing, you lick your palms. It's a little childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.


Ferris: I do have a test today. that wasn't bulls**t. It's on European socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan on being European. So who cares if they're socialists? They could be fascist anarchists. It still doesn't change the fact that I don't own a car.

Cameron: Hey batta batta batta hey batta batta batta SWING batta!

Ferris: Cameron has never been in love - at least, nobody's ever been in love with him. If things don't change for him, he's gonna marry the first girl he lays, and she's gonna treat him like s**t, because she will have given him what he has built up in his mind as the end-all, be-all of human existence. She won't respect him, 'cause you can't respect somebody who kisses your ass. It just doesn't work.

Ferris: Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond.

FERRIS!!!:clap:

Blaine!?! His name is Blaine? Thats not a name, thats a major appliance!!!"

"What am I? A schmuck on wheels?!"

Morrie from Goodfellas ;)

Frank: Twenty-eight days... six hours... forty-two minutes... twelve seconds. That... is when the world... will end.

-Donnie Darko-

Barbara Morton: I still think it would be wonderful to have a man love you so much he'd kill for you.

-from Alfred Hitchcock's 'Strangers on a Train'

"Say hello to my little friend!"
-Tony Montana/Scarface

From 9 to 5--

Judy:If there was only something we could trade off with Hart, then maybe he'd listen to us.

Violet:Blackmail. Oh, that sounds good, but what can we get him on?

Judy:A sex scandal. Take a picture of him in bed with a prostitute.

Doralee:Oh, who'd care?

Violet:Yeah, Hart would just buy up the copies and send them out as Christmas cards!:lol:

From Auntie Mame:
"Life is a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death"!!

"You know, you may think maintaining good manners to be only so much hipocrisy and civility of veneer; covering an unexamined and bankrupt life. But for the sake of counting yourself among civilization's discontents to accuse us of thievory, to pass comment on the value of our lives together, and to compare my husband to a rutting hound...that is indefensible. It is also gutless, shameless, and contemptible." -- Bonnie Bedelia as Nancy Westlund in Bad Manners.

Austin Powers:

Dr. Evil (to Scott): You're the diet coke of evil- one calorie jst not evil enough :lol:

Romi & Michelle's High School Reunion

Michelle (to Romi): I'm the Mary, you're the Roda

(haha from Mary Tyler Moore show)

This is from Bringing Down the House .. I LOVE this movie!


Howie: I'd like to dip you in Cheez Wiz and spread you all over a Ritz cracker, if I'm not being too subtle.
Charlene : Boy, you some kinda freaky!
Howie : Oh, you have no idea. You got me straight trippin', boo!
:lol:

Spooner- "You are a clever imitation of life...Can a robot write a symphony? Can a robot take a blank canvas and turn it into a masterpiece?"
Sonny- "Can you?"

-I, Robot-

One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarassing for my relatives and all, but the next week, he did it again! Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So I run into him a week later in the mall and he's buying another cat. And I says to him, "Jesus, Walt, you know you're just gonna get this cat stuck in your ass, too. Why don't you knock it off?" And he said to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?"

My cousin was a weird guy.

Sofía: I'll tell you in another life, when we are both cats.

(from Vanilla Sky)

From the movie: Chicago.

Roxie: You're, THE Velma Kelly. I was there the night you got arrested.
Velma: Yeah? You and half of Chicago.

Roxie:And then I started foolin' around... and then I started screwin' around, which is foolin' around without dinner.

Roxie: I was raised on a beautiful Southern Convent.
Matron Mama Morton: What?
Roxie: Oh, holy ****.

From Die Hard
John McClane: A hundred million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister.

When you grow up your heart dies. - Allison Reynolds The Breakfst Club.

Noah- "So it's not gonna be easy. It's gonna be really hard. We're gonna have to work at this every day, but I want to do that because I want you. I want all of you, for ever, you and me, every day. Will you do something for me, please? Just picture your life for me? 30 years from now, 40 years from now? What's it look like? If it's with that guy, go. Go! I lost you once, I think I can do it again. If that's what you really wanted. But don't you take the easy way out."

-The Notebook-

"My darling girl, when are you going to understand, being normal isn't necessarily a virtue, it rather denotes a lack of courage!"

-Stockard Channing in Practical Magic

You can't fight in here, this is the the War Room! - Dr. Strangelove.

"As Charles Foster Kane who owns 82,634 shares of public transit - you see, I do have a general idea of my holdings - I sympathize with you. Charles Foster Kane is a scoundrel. His paper should be run out of town. A committee should be formed to boycott him. You may, if you can, form such a committee, put me down for a contribution of one thousand dollars."--Charles Foster Kane (Orson Welles), Citizen Kane

Ya know, I just don't understand those underwears up your ass crack, they don't cover up a G'D THANG!

-Caro from Divine Secrets of the Ya Ya Sisterhood

k this is from metallicas movie

jaymz- then what are you trying to do
larz- im not trying to do ****ing ****, you're just sitting here being a complete dick

lolzzzzzz.

"Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead."--Butch Coolidge, Pulp Fiction

From Ace Ventura: Pet Detective.


Aguado (after squishing a cockroach): Homicide, Ventura. Now how ya gonna solve that one?
Ace Ventura: Good question, Aguado. First, I'd establish a motive. In this case the killer saw the size of the bug's **** and became insanely jealous. Then I'd lose 40 pounds... ****IN' his wife.
*Aquado rassles with Ace only to find himself face to face with the bug's corpse*
Ace: Now, kiss and make up!

From Rain Man

Raymond: Course I don't got my Underwear

Charlie: What?

Raymond: I'm definitely not wearing my underwear.

Charlie: What are you talking about? I gave you a fresh pair of mine this morning.

Raymond: It's not my underwear.

Charlie: I told you to go into the bathroom and put them on. Where are they?

Raymond: Course they're in the pocket of my jacket.

Charlie: Where?

Raymond: Here. These, These are too tight.

Charlie: I don't want them back, Ray.

Raymond: These are not boxer shorts. Mine are boxer shorts.

Charlie: What's the difference? Underwear is underwear, Ray.

Raymond: These are Hanes 32, these are Hanes 32. My boxer shorts have my name and it says Raymond.

Charlie: All right, All right, when we pass the store we'll pick you up a pair of boxer shorts.

Raymond: I get my boxer shorts at Kmart in Cincinnatti.

Charlie: We're not going back to Cincinnatti so don't even start with that.

Raymond: 400 Oak Street

Charlie: We're not going back to Cincinnatti. You don't have to go to Cincinnatti to pick up boxer shorts.

Raymond: That's Oak and Burnett in Cincinnatti.

Charlie: What I say, Ray?

Raymond: Kmart

Charlie: What I- You hear me, I know you hear me. You don't fool me with this ***** for a second.

Raymond: My Underwear has my-

Raymond: Yours are too tight.

Charlie: (Yells) RAY, DID YOU ****lNG HEAR WHAT I SAID? SHUT UP!

Short 5 second pause.

Raymond: Cincinnatti is a long way off. We're getting further away from Kmart.

Charlie: You don't have to go to Cincinnatti to get a pair of underwear at Kmart.

Raymond: You have to go to Kmart, 400 Oak Street

Charlie: What'd I tell you Ray, we are not going to Cincinnatti, that is final.

Raymond: Get my boxer shorts at Kmart.

Charlie: Raymond, that is final. Do you hear me?

Raymond: I don't want to be shortless.

Charlie stops the car to the side of the road, screeching the tires.

Short Pause

Charlie: Damn! Damn! Walks aroundWhat difference does it make- WHAT- WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE WHERE YOU BUY UNDERWEAR? WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE? UNDERWEAR IS UNDERWEAR! IT IS UNDERWEAR WHEREVER YOU BUY IT, IN CINCINNATTI OR WHEREVER!

Raymond: Kmart!

Charlie: You know what I think Ray? You know what I think Ray? I think this autism is a bunch of ***** because you can't tell me that you're not in there somewhere.

Raymond: Boxer Shorts! Boxer Shorts at Kmart! These are, these are Hanes 32. Mi-, Mine, Mine are boxer shorts.

Charlie: God, you're driving me crazy. We have to make a little stop and find a psyciatrist because you're about to drive me crazy.

Raymond: Oak and Burnett. We have to get my Boxer shorts at Kmart on Oak and Burnett. We have to buy them back at- back at- UH OH! You put your- you put your shorts on the Highway. Let's go back to Cincinnatti, and Kmart.

Originally posted by Brian
From Rain Man...

:rofl: That scene kills me everytime! Rainman is my favorite movie, and that is definitely one of the funniest parts.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, Miss Lippy. The part of the story I don't like is that the little boy gave up looking for Happy after an hour. He didn't put posters up or anything, he just sat on the porch like a goon and waited. That little boy's gotta think 'You got a pet. You got a responsibility.' If your dog is lost you don't look for an hour then call it quits. You get your ass out there and you find that ****in' dog."--Billy Madison (Adam Sandler), Billy Madison

Originally posted by Cashodeen
Rainman is my favorite movie
he is also one of my favorite former members of this board. :)

"You taste like a burger. I don't like you anymore."

- Andy, Wet Hot American Summer

"I don't believe in contact with the opposite sex, ever!" Anna Coleman (Lindsay Lohan), Freaky Friday

Wayne's World:

(Wayne & Garth talk about this hot girl)
Garth: If she were president she would be Baberham Lincoln- :lol:

I Rule-American Beauty-Lester Burnham

Dr. Dolittle


Dr. Dolittle: Morning Charisse
Charisse: My name is not Charisse, I'm changing it to Paprika!

"You think you're me? No, you a punk"
-Carlito Brigante/Carlito's Way

"If those cats, right there, don't stop beating everybody, we're not playing anymore. Those cats, right there."--Keith Richards, Gimme Shelter

:eek: How can you forget one of the greatest and most famous movie quotes of all time:

Rhett Butler: "Frankly My Dear, I don't give a damn"

:D

Max Conners- "I am in terrific shape. Feel my butt"
Page Conners- "uh, I am not feeling your butt again, mother! We all know it's wonderful."

-Heartbreakers-

What a Girl Wants

"Stop trying to be my daddy's little girl because I'm not going anywhere. Buh bye!"-Daphne Reynolds

I DONT WANNA FIGHT ANYMORE!

Gretchen- "Donnie Darko? What the hell kind of name is that? It's like some sort of superhero or something"
Donnie- "What makes you think I'm not?"

-Donnie Darko-

I, robot

Will Smith as Dale Spooner


Dale interrupted this white guy who was talking about predajus (sp) and Dale coughed and said "Sorry, i'm allergic to bull****."

I love that quote

Two of my favorite quotes, both from "Now and Then"

"There are things in life that we can't prevent from happening, but that doesn't give us an excuse for shutting out the rest of the world"

"Don't try so hard to prevent the bad things in life, that you miss out on all the good"

Originally posted by *A TV People*
Two of my favorite quotes, both from "Now and Then"

"There are things in life that we can't prevent from happening, but that doesn't give us an excuse for shutting out the rest of the world"

"Don't try so hard to prevent the bad things in life, that you miss out on all the good"



no

"Things will happen in your life that you can't stop, but that's no reason to shut out the world.....there is a purpose for the good an the bad." - Crazy Pete.


"I've been so afraid of the bad things that I've missed out on the good." - Samantha



Sorry to be so picky, that is just one of my favorite movies. ;)

Originally posted by skyhigh25789
no

"Things will happen in your life that you can't stop, but that's no reason to shut out the world.....there is a purpose for the good an the bad." - Crazy Pete.


"I've been so afraid of the bad things that I've missed out on the good." - Samantha



Sorry to be so picky, that is just one of my favorite movies. ;) Oh, it's one of mine too...I struggled to get at least the quote down in general, though, when I was watching it. :lol: Close enough :o

*slaps butt*

SEE YA

SEE YA

-I Love you. You complete me
--Shut up, Shut up. You had me at hello.

-Jerry Maguire-

"Oh, and Senator......love your suit."

- Dr. Hannibal Lecter, "Silence Of The Lambs."

;)

A League of Their Own

Jimmy Dugan~ "Now you start usin your head, thats that lump thats 3 feet above your ass"

The Brady Bunch Movie

Mike: Now remember kids, as a wise man once said "Where every you go, there you are"

Samantha: I can't believe I gave my panties to a geek

-Sixteen Candles

Otho: Don't mind her. She's still upset because somebody dropped a house on her sister.


~BEETLEJUICE~

"I won't eat any food that begins with the letter F. Like chicken, for instance."

- Woody Allen, "Love And Death"


:lol:

Veronica: What's your damage, Heather?

~HEATHERS~

"They're all gonna laugh at you." - Carrie.

"I've seen a thousand girls just like you; rich families, all the opportunities and you throw it all away. You put on this act, disaffected, obnoxious, talented but undiscovered. You know what? You all end up with your sensitive husbands, pregnant, coming back pleading for a job and making my coffee."

-Stockard Channing in The Business of Strangers

Somestimes what seems like surrender isn't surrender at all. It's about what's going on in our hearts. About seeing clearly the way life is and accepting it and being true to it, whatever the pain, because the pain of not being true to it is far, far greater.

-Robert Redford in The Horse Whisperer

Dave Bowman: Hello, HAL do you read me, HAL?
HAL: Affirmative, Dave, I read you.
Dave Bowman: Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
HAL: I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.
Dave Bowman: What's the problem?
HAL: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.
Dave Bowman: What are you talking about, HAL?
HAL: This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.
Dave Bowman: I don't know what you're talking about, HAL?
HAL: I know you and Frank were planning to disconnect me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen.
Dave Bowman: Where the hell'd you get that idea, HAL?
HAL: Dave, although you took thorough precautions in the pod against my hearing you, I could see your lips move.

2001: A Space Oddessy

"Someone has to die in order for the rest of us to value life more"

-The Hours-

Clyde: This here's Miss Bonnie Parker. I'm Clyde Barrow. We rob banks.


~Bonnie & Clyde~

Jules : What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules : What country you from?
Brett : What?
Jules : "What" ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?
Brett : What?
Jules : ENGLISH, MOTHERF***ER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?
Brett : Yes!
Jules : Then you know what I'm saying!
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!
Brett : What, I-?
Jules : [pointing his gun] Say "what" again. SAY "WHAT" AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherf***er. Say "what" one more goddamn time.
Brett : He's b-b-black...
Jules : Go on.
Brett : He's bald...
Jules: Does he look like a bitch?
Brett : What?
[Jules shoots Brett in shoulder]
Jules : DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
Brett : No!
Jules : Then why you try to f*** him like a bitch, Brett?
Brett: I didn't.
Jules : Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to **** him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be f***ed by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.

Vincent : And you know what they call a... a... a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
Jules : They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?
Vincent : No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the f*** a Quarter Pounder is.
Jules : Then what do they call it?
Vincent : They call it a "Royale" with cheese.
Jules : A "Royale" with cheese. What do they call a Big Mac?
Vincent : Well, a Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it "le Big-Mac".
Jules : "Le Big-Mac". Ha ha ha ha. What do they call a Whopper?
Vincent : I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King.
Jules : We should have shotguns for this kind of deal.
Vincent : How many up there?
Jules : Three or four.
Vincent : That's countin' our guy?
Jules : Not sure.
Vincent : So that means there could be up to five guys up there?
Jules : It's possible.
Vincent : We should have f***in' shotguns.

[Ezekiel 25:17 among others]
Jules : The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.


Captain Koons : The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any of the slopes were gonna get their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.

Esmeralda : What is your name?
Butch : Butch.
Esmeralda : What does it mean?
Butch : I'm American, honey. Our names don't mean s***.
Lance: Are you calling me on the cellular phone? I don't know you. Who is this? Don't come here, I'm hanging up the phone! Prank caller, prank caller!

Vincent : Want some bacon?
Jules : No man, I don't eat pork.
Vincent : Are you Jewish?
Jules : Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all.
Vincent : Why not?
Jules: Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.
Vincent : Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood.
Jules : Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy mother****er. Pigs sleep and root in s**t. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense enough to disregard its own faeces.
Vincent : How about a dog? Dogs eats its own feces.
Jules : I don't eat dog either.
Vincent : Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?
Jules: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.
Vincent: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?
Jules : Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charmin' mother****in' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?
(both laugh)

Pumpkin : Which one is your wallet?
Jules Winnfield : It's the one that says "Bad Motherf***er".

"Stop blowing holes in my ship!" -Jack


"But WHY is the rum gone?" - Jack


"Unless of course he knew you wouldn't believe the truth, even if he told it to you." - Jack


Pirates Of the Caribbean (Great ride at Disney, btw!!!)


Feen

"I don't want my pain taken away. I need my pain!"

- Captain James T. Kirk, "Star Trek V - The Final Frontier"

;)

"Where does he get those wonderful toys?" - Joker


~BATMAN~

"Fear is the path to the dark side.
Fear leads to anger,
anger leads to hate,
hate - leads to suffering..."

- Yoda, "Star Wars: Episode 1 The Phantom Menace"

;)

"It is not the quantity of what you learn it is the quality." - Karate Kid


"Stay gold Ponyboy...stay gold." - The Outsiders.


"Everything that guy just said is bull****......thank you." - My Cousin Vinny.

From Forrest Gump

Forrest Gump: In the land of China, people hardly got nothing at all.
John Lennon: No possessions?
Forrest Gump: And in China they never go to church.
John Lennon: No religion too?
Dick Cavett: Ah. Hard to imagine.
John Lennon: Well it's easy if you try, Dick.

Jessica Rabbit: I’m not bad; I’m just drawn that way

-Who Framed Roger Rabbit-

Pee Wee: The mind plays tricks on you. You play tricks back! It's like you're unraveling a big cable-knit sweater that someone keeps knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting...


~Pee Wee's Big Adventure~

"And one day, not long from now, my looks will go. They will discover I can’t act, and I will become some sad middle-aged woman who looks a bit like someone who was famous for a while"

-Anna Scott in Notting Hill-

Star Wars episode IV
Luke Skywalker: I got em! I got em!

Han Solo: Great kid, don't get cauky.

Episode V

Leia: Will somebody get this walking carpet out of my way

Episode VI

Han Solo: I love you.

Leia: I know.

Charlies Angels Full Throttle

Alex: You allways fall for the bad guy.

Dylan: Well then this guy must be really evil!

Princess Diaries

Jeremiah does his "coin trick" on Lily

Lily: Jeremiah, a way to a girls heart is not by treating her like a vending machiene.

I have alot of other favs, but those are all I can think of right now.

Slim: I'm the only stick with eyes!

~A Bug's Life~

J.C. Wiatt: Now look. There is nothing in the world to get uptight about. We are two summa cum laudes. We can handle one little baby for eight hours.


~Baby Boom~

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist" -Verbal Kink

-The usual suspects

Originally posted by Moondance
Slim: I'm the only stick with eyes!

~A Bug's Life~

Haha.... NILES!!

Quincy: If basketball is all you care about then why you bonin' me? why don't you bone Dick Vitale :lol:

"Rommel....you magnificent bastard, I read your book!!!"

- George C. Scott, "Patton"

It's on AMC right now.

;)

Legally Blonde:

Vivian: "Nice costume."

Elle: "You too. Except when I dress up as a frigid bitch, I try not to look so constipated."

Dory: I shall call him Squishy, and he shall be mine, and he shall be my Squishy.

-Finding Nemo-

From the movie Traffic:

Caroline: Is this like, freebasing?
Seth: Not like. It is.

Robert Wakefield: What's Washington like? Well its like Calcutta, surrounded by beggars. The only difference is the beggars in Washington wear 1500 dollar suits and they don't say please or thank you.

Robert Wakefield: What are your policies towards treatment of addiction?
General Salazar: Treatment of addiction? Addicts treat themselves. They overdose and then there's one less to worry about.

Heather O' Rouke from "Poltergeists" :

"They're heeere"

A Cinderella Story


"It's the botox. I can't show emotion for another hour and a half."


Cracks me up everytime I hear it!

Harold : Dude where's my car?

Kumar : Where's his car dude?

John McClane: Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs...

~DIE HARD~

from
Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle

Harold: ...The universe tends to unfold as it should.
Kumar: Is that from a fortune cookie or something?

Kumar: Congratu:censored:alations!

Harold: I want that.
Kumar: What? A Hot Dog Heaven chili cheese dog?
Harold: No. The feeling a man gets when he gets exactly what he desires.
Kumar: You mean...
Harold: We have to go to White Castle.

Kumar: Thank you, come again

Harold: Dude, where's my car?
Kumar: Where's his car, dude?

Harold: Did Dougie Howser just steal my:censored:ing car?
Kumar: Yes... I think he did.
Harold: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Neil Patrick Harris: [to Kumar] I know it's a d*ck move. That's why I'm paying for your meal.
[looks down to count money]
Neil Patrick Harris: P*ick

Creepy Guy: [looking over in Kumar's direction] Nice pubes.

Male Nurse: [wiping Kumar's lips with a little too much admiration] Soft, chocolate lips...

Harold: [yelling] Why didn't you say that my laptop was the worse news?
Kumar: [calmly] Because the white castle thing applies to both of us, whereas the laptop thing just applies to you.

Kumar: Dad, come on.
Kumar's Father: Daddy is not coming on anything!

Extreme Sports Punk #1: [to Extreme Sports Punk after their 4x4 is stolen] Dude, that was SO not extreme...

Harold: [to Maria in elevator, after seeing luggage at her feet] You've certainly got a lot of baggage...
Kumar: Dude, am I going deaf or did he just say we could:cenosred: his wife?


Kumar: Learn how to make coffee, bitch!
Officer Palumbo: Bullets! My only weakness! How did you know?
Kumar: Shotgun anus!
Kumar: She's kinda cute. Let her touch your penis.
Goldstein: This movie makes no sense. She's possessed, she's not possessed... that rack had better be stacked. OH! TITS! Those aren't real. Yes, they are!
Burger Shack Employee: Come on Pookie! Let's BURN THIS :censored: DOWN!

Harold: I'll have 30 sliders, 5 fries, and 4 large Cherry Cokes.
Kumar: I'll have the same, just with diet cokes.
Harold: I could eat, like, 20 of those White Castle sliders.

Kumar: I'll see your 20 and raise you 5.

Extreme Sports Punk: EXTREME KAYAKING!


Dr. Woodruff: Do you actually believe that after the way you've just behaved that I would even consider recommending you for admission?
Kumar: No. I'm gonna be honest with you. The only reason I'm applying is so my dad will keep paying for my apartment. I don't have any desire to go to med school.
Dr. Woodruff: But you have perfect MCAT scores!
Kumar: Yeeeah, just cause you're hung like a moose doesn't mean you gotta do porn.

Kumar: [The boys have just left the apartment] Uh oh. I forgot my cell phone.
Harold: Do you want to go back and get it?
Kumar: [long pause] No, we've gone too far.

.
Freakshow: What the hell are you doing with my wife?
Harold: Y-you said we could have sex with her!
Freakshow: No I didn't!
Harold: Yes you did!
Freakshow: No I didn't!
Harold: Yes you did!
Freakshow: Wait, did I say that?
Harold: Yes!
Freakshow: Well, in that case. How about a four-way?

Animal House


Bluto : Im a ZIT! get it?



Flounder : I cant believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer
Boon : Face it Kent, you threw up on Dean Wormer

Eric 'Otter' Stratton: You guys up for a toga party?
John 'Bluto' Blutarsky: Toga! Toga!
Eric 'Otter' Stratton: Ah, I think they like the idea, Hoov.

Eric 'Otter' Stratton: Greg, look at my thumb.
[Gregg looks at Otter's thumb. Otter punches Gregg in the face]
Eric 'Otter' Stratton: Gee, you're dumb.

Boon : Its not gonna be an orgy its a toga party

D-Day: War's over, man. Wormer dropped the big one.
Bluto: Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
Otter: Germans?
Boon: Forget it, he's rolling.
Bluto: And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the goin' gets tough...
[thinks hard]
Bluto: the tough get goin'! Who's with me? Let's go!
[runs out, alone; then returns]
Bluto: What the f*ck happened to the Delta I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? "Ooh, we're afraid to go with you Bluto, we might get in trouble." Well just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this. Wormer, he's a dead man! Marmalard, dead! Niedermeyer...
Otter: Dead! Bluto's right. Psychotic, but absolutely right. We gotta take these bastards. Now we could do it with conventional weapons that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
Bluto: We're just the guys to do it.
D-Day: Let's do it.
Bluto: LET'S DO IT!

From The Haunted Mansion:

Micheal: Dad, I see dead people

The Fog:

Kathy Williams: "Sandy, you're the only person I know who can make 'yes, ma'am' sound like 'screw you'!"

Sandy Fadel: "Yes, ma'am."

"what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."

-Billy Madison-

Sarah: Once upon a time... there was a beautiful young girl whose step-mother always made her stay home with the baby. And the baby was a spoiled child, and wanted everything to himself, and the young girl was practically a slave. But what no one knew is that the king of the goblins had fallen in love with the the girl, and he had given her certain powers. So one night, when baby had be particularly cruel to her, she called on the goblins for help!


~Labyrinth~

From Goldmember--

Dr. Evil:Welcome to my submarine lair. It's long & hard and full of seamen.


Goldmember-Dr. Evil, can I paint his yoo hoo gold? It's kind of what I do.
Dr. Evil:How 'bout no, you crazy Dutch bastard!

Nigel Powers:OK, Goldmember, don't play the laughing boy. There are only 2 things I can't stand in this world--people who are intolerant of other people's cultures. And the Dutch.


Dr. Evil(to Goldmember):I don't speak freaky, deaky Dutch, perv boy.

Nigel Powers(to Austin):If you've got a issue, here's a tissue.

Dr.Evil:Boo-friggity-hoo!!

From "The Beach"

Etienne: How far?
Françoise: One kilometer.
Etienne: Two, Richard?
Richard: I don't know; I'm American. I think in miles!

"It does not do to dwell on dreams, Harry, and forget to live."

~Professor Dumbledore - Harry Potter

Originally posted by LucyCompanyPhan
Dory: I shall call him Squishy, and he shall be mine, and he shall be my Squishy.

-Finding Nemo-

:faint: That's my favorite line in the whole movie. Cracks me up every time.

Violet: I have to go shopping. We're running out of everything: cat food, fish food, ant spray, rat poison.


-9 to 5

"I really love Rudy, and he is totally enamored of me. I mean, I've had other men who've loved me before, but not for six months in a row."

- Ginny, Sixteen Candles

Grandma Helen: Oh Sam, let me take a look at you. Fred, she's gotten her boobies.
Grandpa Fred: I better get my magnifying glass. Ha Ha Ha.
Grandma Helen: Oh, and they are so PERKY.
[reaches to cup them]
Grandma Helen: [cut to:]
Samantha: I can't believe my grandmother actually felt me up.

Sixteen Candles (line cracks me up every time)

Mrs. Dallaway said she would buy the flowers herself.

-The Hours

Originally posted by *Heinz Me*
Violet: I have to go shopping. We're running out of everything: cat food, fish food, ant spray, rat poison.


-9 to 5

One of my all-time favorite movies!!! One of my favorite parts--

Judy:Violet, how could you?
Violet:I guess I must've made a mistake.
Doralee:You steal the wrong body from the hospital and all you can say is I must have made a mistake?
Violet:It could happen to anyone!:lol:

And the best line from the movie, IMO, is the cleaning lady at the hospital--"Hey, Vera, we got another stiff in the john." I still laugh when I hear that line.

Alice: Now, whats going on between you and the girl?
Jack: I dont wanna talk about the girl. I wanna talk about Eli.
Alice: You slept with her didnt you?
Jack: Theres no girl.
Alice: Jack, you're regressing.
Jack: Why do I feel like I should be ashamed of myself?
Alice: Why do you think?
Jack: I think you're shaming me.
Alice: Try not to transfer those feelings about your mother onto me. Try to view me as a woman.
Jack: You're not a woman. You're my therapist.
Alice: Why are you so afraid to see me as a woman? Is it because I represent power, intelligence, maturity?
Jack: You're my ****ing therapist.
Alice: You dont need to infantilize women Jack. You're enough of a man to stand up for yourself. I wont...we wont hurt you.
Jack: I'm finished.

^Bonnie Bedelia and Nestor Carbonell in the movie Manhood.

Delia Deitz: I swear if you don't let me gut out this house and made it my own, I'm will go insane and I WILL TAKE YOU WILL ME!


~Beetlejuice~

Tess: I think he can walk from here
Harry: It's 40 blocks!
Tess: Run fast!

-Freaky Friday

It's not that we don't wanna pretend anymore, it's just that too much has happened and we can't. - Now and Then

"It's just that I want so much. I want to make something out of my life. And sometimes I feel like its just not going to happen."
-Alex (Jennifer Beals) in Flashdance

guy: What are you doing?
Fletcher: I'm kicking my ass, do you mind?

-Liar Liar- the funniest movie ever

Baby Guinesses:

"Don't mess with the Sly-man!"

Originally posted by little insomniac
The Fog:

Kathy Williams: "Sandy, you're the only person I know who can make 'yes, ma'am' sound like 'screw you'!"

Sandy Fadel: "Yes, ma'am."

Great Movie!:)

Tess McGill: I have a head for business and a bod for sin. Is there anything wrong with that?


~Working Girl~

Originally posted by Moondance
Tess McGill: I have a head for business and a bod for sin. Is there anything wrong with that?


~Working Girl~

Anothe great movie!! Joan Cusack is hilarious when she's reacting to first seeing Harrison Ford--"Is there anything I can't get you? Coffee? Tea? Me?"

And the best part at the end where Tess tells her new "secretary", 'I expect you to call me Tess, I don't expect you to fetch me coffee, unless you're getting some for yourself, and the rest we'll just make up as we go along.'

Originally posted by phoebe7165
Anothe great movie!! Joan Cusack is hilarious when she's reacting to first seeing Harrison Ford--"Is there anything I can't get you? Coffee? Tea? Me?"

And the best part at the end where Tess tells her new "secretary", 'I expect you to call me Tess, I don't expect you to fetch me coffee, unless you're getting some for yourself, and the rest we'll just make up as we go along.'

That is one of my all-time favorite movies, too! I love Harrison Ford - back in the 80's, of course - now...he's cute but not hot, LOL! Some actors age gracefully....even poor Jack Nicholson has lost my interest in day dream land;)


Feen

Originally posted by dukey
Great Movie!:)

Definately! :D

"You will scream with terror.. you will beg for release, but there will be no escape.. for there is no release...... from the funhouse."

- The Barker, The Funhouse

Judy Benjamin: What do you want from me? I didn't ask her to punish everybody! Do you think I like schlepping in the rain all day and all night?

Pvt. Winter: Just keep marching, Benjamin.

Judy Benjamin: My name is Judy! J-U-D-Y Judy and I'd like somebody to call me by my name! Oh, okay I took my life in my own hands, I made a mistake fine I'm sorry! I'll never do it again! I wanna wear my sandals... I wanna go out to lunch. I wanna be NORMAL again!

~Private Benjamin~

Here's a good one, I hope nobody used it yet but oh well if they did i will use it again i guess.

Say Anything... (1989)

Lloyd Dobler: She's Gone, She gave me a pen, I gave her my heart and she gave me a pen.

J.D. : This is Ohio. If you don't have a brewski in your hand you might as well be wearing a dress.


~Heathers~

"Neil, in Montana there are three things we're never late for: church, work and fishin'."

- Paul, A River Runs Through It

Tess: You're not going!
Anna: YES I AM!
Tess: NO YOUR NOT!
Anna: WHY NOT?
Tess: BECAUSE I SAID SO!

-Freaky Friday

Elizabeth: Oh, you men are all alike. Seven or eight quick ones and then you're out with the boys to boast and brag. YOU BETTER KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT! Oh... I think I love him.


~Young Frankenstein~

Nighthawks:

Det. Sgt. Deke DaSilva: "Why'd you kill that woman?"

Reinhardt Heymar Wulfgar: "I wanted to."

Det. Sgt. Deke DaSilva: "So why don't you kill me?"

Reinhardt Heymar Wulfgar: ".... In due time."

"Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?"

- Josey Wales, The Outlaw Josey Wales

Susan : I want to spend the night with you.
Josh : Do you mean sleep over?
Susan : Well... yeah.
Josh : Well, okay... but I get to be on top.


~BIG~ (Tom Hanks and Elizabeth Perkins rock!)

Originally posted by Moondance
Susan : I want to spend the night with you.
Josh : Do you mean sleep over?
Susan : Well... yeah.
Josh : Well, okay... but I get to be on top.


~BIG~ (Tom Hanks and Elizabeth Perkins rock!) I love that movie!:D

Jack Holden : Angelyne! Whew! Boy, you look different. What happened?
Angelyne : I'm dressed.

*Three Men and a Baby *

Originally posted by Moondance
Susan : I want to spend the night with you.
Josh : Do you mean sleep over?
Susan : Well... yeah.
Josh : Well, okay... but I get to be on top.


~BIG~ (Tom Hanks and Elizabeth Perkins rock!)

Great scene. :lol:

"If I have any more fun today I don't think I can take it!"

- Franklin, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)

Margaret: I can see your dirty pillows.
Carrie: They're called BREASTS, Mama, and every woman has them!

Carrie

"That's noise pollution, what you're doing. You might as well be dumping toxic waste on our lawn!"

- Mrs. Cunningham, Christine

Joan:What makes you any different from them?
The Punisher: They have something to lose

-The Punisher-

Billy Madison : Back to school. Back to school, to prove to Dad that I'm not a fool. I got my lunch packed up, my boots tied tight, I hope I don't get in a fight. Ohhhh, back to school. Back to school. Back to school. Well, here goes nothing.


~Billy Madison~

"A lot of people enjoy being dead. But they are not dead, really. They're just backing away from life. *Reach* out. Take a *chance*. Get *hurt* even. But play as well as you can. Go team, go! Give me an L. Give me an I. Give me a V. Give me an E. L-I-V-E. LIVE!"

- Maude, Harold and Maude

The Court Jester

"The Doge did what the Doge does. When the Doge does his duty to the Duke, that is... When the Doge did his duty and the Duke didn't, that's when the Duchess did the dirt to the Duke with the Doge... There they were in the dark; the Duke with his dagger, the Doge with his dart, Duchess with her dirk. The Duchess dove at the Duke just when the Duke dove at the Douge. Now the Duke ducked, the Doge dodged, and the Duchess didn't. So the Duke got the Duchess, the Duchess got the Doge, and the Doge got the Duke!"

Originally posted by Liza
The Court Jester

"The Doge did what the Doge does. When the Doge does his duty to the Duke, that is... When the Doge did his duty and the Duke didn't, that's when the Duchess did the dirt to the Duke with the Doge... There they were in the dark; the Duke with his dagger, the Doge with his dart, Duchess with her dirk. The Duchess dove at the Duke just when the Duke dove at the Douge. Now the Duke ducked, the Doge dodged, and the Duchess didn't. So the Duke got the Duchess, the Duchess got the Doge, and the Doge got the Duke!" I love that movie! I just saw it a few nights ago when it came on AMC (or maybe it was TCM) around 3:30 a.m. There's just something a little weird, though, about seeing Danny Kaye, Basil Rathbone, John Carradine and Angela Lansbury all in the same movie. Anyway, the one quote from it that always sticks in my mind is:

"The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon. The vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true." :)

Clark Griswold : What are we looking for?
Audrey Griswold : Sex dad.
Clark Griswold : That'll do Audrey.
Rusty Griswold : Dad that's German for six.


~National Lampoon's European Vacation~

Coal Miner's Daughter:

Loretta Lynn: "Hey Doolittle Lynn, who's that sow you got wallowin' in your jeep?"

Girl: "What'd you call me?"

Loretta Lynn: "A sow, that's a woman pig!"

Originally posted by Pentimento
I love that movie! I just saw it a few nights ago when it came on AMC (or maybe it was TCM) around 3:30 a.m. There's just something a little weird, though, about seeing Danny Kaye, Basil Rathbone, John Carradine and Angela Lansbury all in the same movie. Anyway, the one quote from it that always sticks in my mind is:

"The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon. The vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true." :)

I know! I've loved this movie for years - just a couple days ago my sister and I were doing the whole routine :D



-The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle; the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true! Right?
-Right. But there's been a change: they broke the chalice from the palace!
-They broke the chalice from the palace?
-And replaced it with a flagon, with the figure of a dragon.
-But did you put the pellet with the poison in the vessel with the pestle?
-No! The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon! The vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true!

Originally posted by Liza
I know! I've loved this movie for years - just a couple days ago my sister and I were doing the whole routine :D



-The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle; the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true! Right?
-Right. But there's been a change: they broke the chalice from the palace!
-They broke the chalice from the palace?
-And replaced it with a flagon, with the figure of a dragon.
-But did you put the pellet with the poison in the vessel with the pestle?
-No! The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon! The vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true! :D

I've always loved all of Danny Kaye's films. He made so many good ones, it's hard to believe he only made about thirty in his career, including animated and made-for-TV movies.

Another of my favorite lines is from The Inspector General when he sings: "Drink to me only with thine eyes / And I will drink with my nose!"

"The older you get, the more rules they are going to try and get you to follow. You just gotta keep on livin', man. L-I-V-I-N."

- Wooderson, Dazed and Confused

Match in the gas tank, boom boom!

-Arnie in What's Eating Gilbert Grape

"When one does not know what to say, it is a time to be silent."

The King and I

Charlie--We don't tolerate nudity in any shape or form.

Brian--Especially our shape.

from "Nuns on the Run"

"When what's left of you gets around to getting what's left to be got, what's left to be got won't be worth getting whatever it is you've got left."

White Christmas

Diane: Nobody thinks it will work do they?
Lloyd: No, you just described every great success story

"I'm hitting sere, quinking thietly, and ooking lat this fretty plower!"

The Muppet's Frog Prince

Bob Dylan : Keep a good head and always carry a light bulb.

Don't Look Back

Truly: Mr. Potts -
Caracticus: Caracticus.
Truly: Caracticus?
Caracticus: I know, it's a pretty silly name.
Truly: Oh, it could be worse.
Caracticus: Oh yes, Truly Scrumptious... Bad luck.
Truly: You haven't met my sisters, Madly and Deeply.
Caracticus: Seriously?
Truly: No, that's our brother.

from the stage show of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

...which reminds me of a wonderful quote from the film version of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang:

Caractacus: You'll find a slight squeeze on the hooter an excellent safety precaution, Miss Scrumptious.

Simon: Where have you been?
Nicole: I was getting engaged. This fellow turned up just as I was leaving, he wants to marry me. I didn't want to keep you waiting so I got engaged to him. Is it alright, am I on time?
Simon: Oh fine, in fact we have about ten more minutes, so if you'd like to go back and marry him...

How To Steal a Million

Grim Reaper : Shut up, you American. You Americans, all you do is talk, and talk, and say "let me tell you something" and "I just wanna say." Well, you're dead now, so shut up.


~Monty Python's The Meaning of Life~

"Thats Damian. He's almost too gay to function"

Mean Girls

"You'll enjoy Mr. Barlow.. and he'll enjoy you."

- Straker, Salem's Lot

"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

from The Princess Bride

Jack Torrance : Little pigs, little pigs, let me in. Not by the hair of your chiny-chin-chin? Well then I'll huff and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house in.


~The Shining~

"God when it comes alive - tell them, Brother. Tell them what it's like in the summer."

"Well they'd never believe it - it's beyond anything that you have ever seen in your life."

"There are centuries in this room, Mrs. Rolf... there are years, years in this house. "

"Oh yes, and this house will be here long, long after you have departed. You'll believe me."

- Roz and Arnold Allarydyce, Burnt Offerings

"To California! Where there's nothing to do but marry, raise fat children, and watch your vinyards grow."

The Mark of Zorro

"There's a key moment in the game oops my bosoms come flying out that might draw a crowd"All the way Mae

"You think there are men in this country who ain't seen your bosoms?" Doris Murphy
A League of Their Own

Gretchen: Why should Caesar get to stomp around like a giant while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? What's so great about Caesar? Hm? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar. 'Kay, Brutus is just as smart as Caesar. People totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar. And when did it become o.k. for one person to be the boss of everybody, huh? Because that's not what Rome is about. We should totally just STAB CAESAR

-Mean Girls-

From the movie, Saved!:

Hilary Faye: You know, secondhand smoke kills.
Cassandra : I'm counting on it.

Hilary Faye: Mary, turn away from Satan. Jesus, he loves you.
Mary : You don't know the first thing about love.
Hilary Faye : [Hilary Faye throws a Bible at Mary] I am *filled* with Christ's love!
Mary : [Mary hands Bible back to Hilary Faye] This is not a weapon, you idiot.

Cassandra: Are you playing footsie with me?
Roland: No, wheelies.

From Joe Dirt:

(Gert B Frobe to talking to a fire extinguisher)

What did you say, no your talking to me all wrong, its the wrong tone, you do it again ill stab you in the face with a sautering iron
Oh is that right, well let me ask you something, does your mother sew?, (hits fire extinguisher) GET HER TO SEW THAT!

"I will take you places you've never been before. I will show you things that you have never seen and I will see the life run out of you."

- Eva, Ghost Story

"What kind of an idiot are you? You must have manure for your brains. Driving off the road like that!!"

Gas station attendant in National Lampoons Vacation.

One of my fave movies!! Chevy Chase is AWESOME!!

"Poor Laurie... scared another one away."

- Annie, Halloween

"Do you know what my title is? Assistant Secretary to the Assistant to the Undersecretary of State. It's taken me ten years to get this far. If this falls through I'll be right back where I started: Assistant Assistant Secretary to the Assistant to the Undersecretary of State."

April in Paris

Freeburg : Dude, that goalie was pissed about something.

Freddy Vs Jason

Alberta Leonard: You're Cole's Santa Clause!


~Miracle On 34th Street~

Joel: Constantly talking isn't necessarily communicating.

-Eternal Sunshine of the spotless mind

Originally posted by CliffClavin
Freeburg : Dude, that goalie was pissed about something.

Freddy Vs Jason

Great quote! Another one is, This Everclear is kicking my ass! That was also from Freddy Vs. Jason.

Bob: Roses are red, violets are blue-I'm a schitzophrenic, and so am I.

And

Bob: *talking about how he "wasn't ready" with the other psychiatrists*...but with you, finally, I'm ready!
Leo: The only difference between those other guys and me Bob, is that I'm gonna kill ya.
Bob: But, if you shoot me...then our therapy will be over! *smiles and shakes head*
Leo: I'm not going to shoot you, I don't think I could shoot anyone...I am gonna blow you up.

I LOVE that movie!:lol:

~Jillian¤ §:rolleyes:§

"I'm the ghost with the most, babe." - Beetle Juice


~Beetle Juice~

"Whoa, this is heavy!"- Back to the Future

''Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?''
Carter-Rush Hour

Igor: You know, I'll never forget my old dad. When these things would happen to him... the things he'd say to me.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: What did he say?
Igor: "What the hell are you doing in the bathroom day and night? Why don't you get out of there and give someone else a chance?"
-Young Frankenstein (1974)

Hedley Lamarr: Repeat after me: I...
Men: I...
Hedley Lamarr: ...your name...
Men: ...your name...
Hedley Lamarr: [to himself] Shmucks.
[aloud]
Hedley Lamarr: ... do pledge allegiance...
Men: ...do pledge allegiance...
Hedley Lamarr: ...to Hedley Lamarr...
Men: ...to Hedy Lamarr...
Hedley Lamarr: That's *Hedley*.
Men: That's Hedley.
- Blazzing Saddles

Man: You wanna get high man?
Pedro: Does Howdy Doody got wooden Balls man?
- Up In Smoke


Sniper: Die, you random son of a bit*h.
[shoots at Navin]
- The Jerk

Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Jake: Hit it.
- The Blues Brothers

The Holy Trilogy Quotes...

D-Day: War's over, man. Wormer dropped the big one.
Bluto: Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
Otter: Germans?
Boon: Forget it, he's rolling.
Bluto: And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the goin' gets tough...
[thinks hard]
Bluto: the tough get goin'! Who's with me? Let's go!
[runs out, alone; then returns]
Bluto: What the fu*k happened to the Delta I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? "Ooh, we're afraid to go with you Bluto, we might get in trouble." Well just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this. Wormer, he's a dead man! Marmalard, dead! Niedermeyer...
Otter: Dead! Bluto's right. Psychotic, but absolutely right. We gotta take these bastards. Now we could do it with conventional weapons that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
Bluto: We're just the guys to do it.
D-Day: Let's do it.
Bluto: LET'S DO IT!
- Animal House

Al Czervik: Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.
- Caddyshack

Dewey Oxburger: [as he gets off the bus at camp, to Capt. Stillman] How's it going, Eisenhower
- Stripes

Here's a quote from one of my favorite movies, "The Cure"

(Weeping) Annabella Sciorra: "Eric's best friend died today, and he is going to the funeral. And let me tell you another thing. If you ever lay your hands on that boy again, I will kill you!! Do you understand??"

Funny business, a woman's career, the things you drop on the way up the ladder so you can move faster. You forget you'll need them again when you get back to being a woman. It's one career all females have in common - being a woman. Sooner or later we've got to work at it no matter how many other careers we've had or wanted. And in the last analysis nothing is any good unless you can look up just before dinner or turn around in bed and there he is. Without that you're not a woman. You're something with a French provincial office or a book full of clippings but you're not a woman. Slow curtain, the end. -All About Eve