What's your favorite quote on Three's Company ?

My favorite quotes from Three's Company comes from the mouth of Stanley Roper. I loved his Tinkerbell impression. "Not Tonight Helen!" (usually followed with, "I got a headache!") is my favorite.

a great one for me was from Chrissy...

"well, this is just typcial getting a woman pregnant. Only a man would do a thing like that. "

Those are my favorite quotes from Chrissy:

"Eat your salad before it gets cold."

"When I was your age, I was 14 too."

"I love surprises, you never know what's going to happen."

The Ropers' Famous quotes: (My favorite words from my favorite characters!)

"Tinkerbell!"--Mr. Roper

"Not tonight Helen, I have a headache."--Mr. Roper

"I want my rent!"--Mr. Roper

"Stanley, where are your manners? When you enter a room, you're supposed to say hello."--Mrs. Roper

"Hello, I want my rent!"--Mr. Roper

"Oh Stanley, what did you think of the nightie I was wearing last night? Did you think it looked sexy?"--Mrs. Roper

"Oh Please Helen, not while I'm eating breakfast!"--Mr. Roper

"Mind your business Stanley!"--Mrs. Roper

"Mind your business Chrissy!"--Mrs. Roper

"Save your breath, Stanley!"--Mrs. Roper

"A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do!"--Mr. Roper

"Oh Stanley!"--Mrs. Roper

"Be gentle with me Helen!"--Mr. Roper

"Helen, their pipe is leaking! I gotta go fix it."--Mr. Roper

"Leave it Stanley! Tonight we will drown!"--Mrs. Roper

"Where did you go to get my maple syrup, Helen? In Vermont?!!--Mr. Roper

"We have three kids. Two girls and a boy."--Mrs. Roper

"Three girls!"--Mr. Roper

"Oh we don't have any kids. We tried and tried for a long time. We tried the fourth time but Stanley had a headache."--Mrs. Roper

"Stanley, you either put your pants on and go out tonight or leave them off and we'll have our little fun here tonight!"--Mrs. Roper

"Helen, you don't need to get plastic surgery!"--Mr. Roper

"But why?"--Mrs. Roper

"Uh, because, I like you just the way you are!"--Mr. Roper

"Oh Stanley!"--Mrs. Roper

"Yeah I know. They cost a lot of money!"--Mr. Roper

"You know Helen, you've been up for a half an hour and your mouth is running an eight-hour shift!"--Mr. Roper

"Now your mouth is going overtime!"--Mr. Roper

"What's that smell?"--Mr. Roper

"It's my new perfume. It's called 'Now or Never'."--Mrs. Roper

"Well, you got that half right!"--Mr. Roper

THE END!!

More famous ropers' quotes coming soon!

More famous Roper quotes:

"What's plutonic?"--Mr. Roper

"Me and you, Stanley!"--Mrs. Roper

"I don't like it when I expect something on time and I never get it."--Mr. Roper

"I know what you mean."--Mrs. Roper

"This breakfast is good enough to eat." from the mouth of Chrissy Snow

"Not Tonight Helen, I have a headache!"--Mr. Roper

"Not Tonight! That sounds like a good title for my autobiography!"--Mrs. Roper

Mr Roper: Jack, you can fix the roof.
Jack: I don't know, I'm afarid of heights.
Mr. Roper: Knowing you, you can just fly up there.

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Andrew Carden

i love just about all the ones listed in this post.

I got another one:

"Hello Jack. Are you having a tupperware party with the girls?"

Another famous Chrissy quote:

"Salad meets the dressing and dressing meets the salad."--from the episode Cyrano de Tripper.

Originally posted by Precious:
I got another one:

"Hello Jack. Are you having a tupperware party with the girls?"

That quote came from Stanley Roper.