:wave:

Goober: "Andy,just cause yer' the big bad sheriff here in Mayberry,ain't no cause for me to give you 'big discounts' in my garage!":happyface

Opie: "Every time I eat yer greasy breakfast Aunt Bea,I get the trots!"

Barney: "If I don't soon get a decent raise in pay Andy, Imma gonna hafta' find a better job somewheres else dammit!"

Andy: "The hell with everything …I'm goin' down to the 'Fishin' Hole',and catch me a biggin'…!"


:lol:

Aunt Bea: Ooopieee! You forgot to finish that lovely fried mush I prepared for you young man. I don't give a dam if it does give you the 'Trots',finish it…!"



:cool: :talk:

Your turn gang! (LOL):crazy:

Jimmy D.

Opie: Paw, I hate your guts!

Andy: Now, Op that's not a very nice thing to say to your Paw.

Opie: It's true, you sick bastard!

Andy: That's it! I'm going to kill you! *grabs Opie by the neck, chokes him and he dies*

Barney: You killed Opie, now let's go kill Aunt Bea!

Andy: Okey Dokey, Smokey.

Barney: How dare you suggest that I'm Smokey? *shoots Andy and he falls to the ground*

Aunt Bea: *is in the kitchen washing dishes*

Barney: *comes in with a chainsaw and chops her head off and gallons of blood leak out* Now all that's left is... *shoots himself*

Originally posted by HwTH212
Opie: Paw, I hate your guts!

Andy: Now, Op that's not a very nice thing to say to your Paw.

Opie: It's true, you sick bastard!

Andy: That's it! I'm going to kill you! *grabs Opie by the neck, chokes him and he dies*

Barney: You killed Opie, now let's go kill Aunt Bea!

Andy: Okey Dokey, Smokey.

Barney: How dare you suggest that I'm Smokey? *shoots Andy and he falls to the ground*

Aunt Bea: *is in the kitchen washing dishes*

Barney: *comes in with a chainsaw and chops her head off and gallons of blood leak out* Now all that's left is... *shoots himself*
Didn't I see that once in a low-budget horror flick?;)





:lol: :lol: Andy: Okey Dokey, Smokey.

Originally posted by HwTH212
Opie: Paw, I hate your guts!

Andy: Now, Op that's not a very nice thing to say to your Paw.

Opie: It's true, you sick bastard!

Andy: That's it! I'm going to kill you! *grabs Opie by the neck, chokes him and he dies*

Barney: You killed Opie, now let's go kill Aunt Bea!

Andy: Okey Dokey, Smokey.

Barney: How dare you suggest that I'm Smokey? *shoots Andy and he falls to the ground*

Aunt Bea: *is in the kitchen washing dishes*

Barney: *comes in with a chainsaw and chops her head off and gallons of blood leak out* Now all that's left is... *shoots himself*

:wave: Boy HwTH212!, you're a REEEAL big AGS fan ain't cha? LOL

I can't top that one.

Andy-"Ya Know Barn, Thelma Lou has a nice ass."

Barn (to Andy)-"Otis is dead. His meth lab blew up with him in it."

Helen Crump-"Andy, before we marry, you must know that I am into S&M and want a four way with Thelma and Barney. Thelma is game."

Floyd-Andy, did you see the Stones on Sullivan last night? Those kids rock!"

Gomer-"Ya know Andy, Barney has a nice ass."

Andy: My head is taped to the TV in Strong Bad's basement!

Opie: I'm gonna go on www.homestarrunner.com now and check it out, Paw. *does so* Wow, that is you!

Andy: And I'll never ever ever ever ever ever write a song about Barney!

Barney: Write a song about me!

Aunt Bea: *runs in and starts singing a whacky Japanese song*

Barney: HOW DUMB! *throws a pie at Aunt Bea*

Aunt Bea: Ari Goto, Barney-kun! *dances*

Opie: Eet eez time for teh pie!!!11

Gomer: *comes in and chucks Aunt Bea out the window* I betcha yer all jealous huh little mother **** ******** ***** ******!!!!

Opie: Paw, what does **** ******** ***** ****** mean?

Andy: OPIE! WATCH YER MOUTH!!! *whips Opie and Opie dies*

Floyd: *runs in with a huge pair of scissors* HAIRCUT, ANYONE?!?

Andy: AAAAAAAHHHH!!!!

Floyd: *runs up and cuts all of Andy's hair off so he's bald*

Andy: *whacks Floyd over the head with a frying pan and he collapses*

Barney: *eating popcorn* Dis is pure entertainment, homie G's. BLING BLING MY BRUTHAS!!!

Fin'

Where is everuh-body?!

BUMP my stories were cool! :wave:

Andy: Hey Barn', you ever notice we never seem to arrest any black people?