Family Ties Forever!
07-01-2004, 01:28 AM
YOU MIGHT BE A COLLEGE STUDENT...
-If you have ever price shopped for Top Ramen.
-If you live in a house with three couches, none of which match.
-If you consider Mac and Cheese a balanced meal.
-If you have ever written a check for 45 cents.
-If you get more e-mail than mail.
-If you have ever seen two consecutive sunrises without sleeping.
-If your glass set is composed of McDonald's Extra Value Meal Plastic Cups (i.e., Olympic Dream Team I or II).
-If your underwear supply dictates the time between laundry loads.
-If you cannot remember when you last washed our car.
-If you can pack your worldly possessions into the back of a pick-up.
-If you live in an area that is smaller than most mobile homes.
-If you average less than 3 hours of sleep a night.
-If your trash is overflowing and your bank account isn't.
-If you go to Target (or Wal Mart) more than 3 times a week.
-If you eat at the cafeteria because it's "free, even though it sucks."
-If you are personally keeping the local pizza place from bankruptcy.
-If you wake up 10 minutes before class.
-If you wear the same jeans 13 days in a row -- without washing them.
-If your breakfast consists of a Coke on the way to class.
-If your social life consists of a date with the library.
-If your idea of "doing your hair" is putting on a baseball cap.
-If it takes a shovel to find the floor of your room.
-If you carry less than a dollar on you at all times because that's all you have.
-If you haven't done laundry in so long you are wearing your swimsuit to class.
-If your midnight snack is microwave popcorn.
-If you celebrate when you find a quarter.
-If your room is so cold that your toilet freezes over.
-If you wear a sweat suit for so long that it stands up by itself.
-If your backpack is giving you Scoliosis.
-If you get more sleep in class than in your room.
-If your idea of feeding the poor is buying yourself some Ramen Noodles.
-If you can sleep through your roommate's blaring stereo.
-If you've learned to ignore/sleep through fire alarms
-If you're more likely to bring shower shoes than a towel when you bathe
-If finding urine/vomit/trash bags in the elevator doesn't phase you
-If you pay more for books than you do for food
-If "seeing the world" means venturing 10 minutes off campus
-If you've come to believe that all they teach in the Police Academy is how to write traffic tickets
-If the idea of classes on Friday boggles your mind
-If you've forgotten when school ended in June instead of May
-If you wear your flip flops in the shower at home.
-If you continue to dial 9 before calling anyone
-If you have ever price shopped for Top Ramen.
-If you live in a house with three couches, none of which match.
-If you consider Mac and Cheese a balanced meal.
-If you have ever written a check for 45 cents.
-If you get more e-mail than mail.
-If you have ever seen two consecutive sunrises without sleeping.
-If your glass set is composed of McDonald's Extra Value Meal Plastic Cups (i.e., Olympic Dream Team I or II).
-If your underwear supply dictates the time between laundry loads.
-If you cannot remember when you last washed our car.
-If you can pack your worldly possessions into the back of a pick-up.
-If you live in an area that is smaller than most mobile homes.
-If you average less than 3 hours of sleep a night.
-If your trash is overflowing and your bank account isn't.
-If you go to Target (or Wal Mart) more than 3 times a week.
-If you eat at the cafeteria because it's "free, even though it sucks."
-If you are personally keeping the local pizza place from bankruptcy.
-If you wake up 10 minutes before class.
-If you wear the same jeans 13 days in a row -- without washing them.
-If your breakfast consists of a Coke on the way to class.
-If your social life consists of a date with the library.
-If your idea of "doing your hair" is putting on a baseball cap.
-If it takes a shovel to find the floor of your room.
-If you carry less than a dollar on you at all times because that's all you have.
-If you haven't done laundry in so long you are wearing your swimsuit to class.
-If your midnight snack is microwave popcorn.
-If you celebrate when you find a quarter.
-If your room is so cold that your toilet freezes over.
-If you wear a sweat suit for so long that it stands up by itself.
-If your backpack is giving you Scoliosis.
-If you get more sleep in class than in your room.
-If your idea of feeding the poor is buying yourself some Ramen Noodles.
-If you can sleep through your roommate's blaring stereo.
-If you've learned to ignore/sleep through fire alarms
-If you're more likely to bring shower shoes than a towel when you bathe
-If finding urine/vomit/trash bags in the elevator doesn't phase you
-If you pay more for books than you do for food
-If "seeing the world" means venturing 10 minutes off campus
-If you've come to believe that all they teach in the Police Academy is how to write traffic tickets
-If the idea of classes on Friday boggles your mind
-If you've forgotten when school ended in June instead of May
-If you wear your flip flops in the shower at home.
-If you continue to dial 9 before calling anyone