would you be holding a Teletubb on the cover?

Don't you know i have all the teletubb's tattoo'd on my back?

Are you going to make it big?

don't you know I meant to say Teletubby?

Isn't it Teletubbie?

why do I keep spelling it wrong?

Do you need a dictionary?

Will you please get me a dictionary? :)

How many dictionaries do I have to buy?

Wouldn't i just use the dictionary as a window cover to block out the sun, so there is no glare on the T.V. when i'm trying to watch the price is right?

So no dictionary for you?

Wouldn't it be of no value to me since i spell perfectly already?

Did you know that i'm changing my usersname?

Did you find it in the dictionary?

whats a dictionary?

You dont know what a dictionary is?

Isn't a dictionary the thing you look at when you go to a restaurant?

Is that why you often order weird dishes?

Do you like weird dishes?

You mean like mashed potatoes covered in chocolate that tastes like bubble gum?

Who on earth would eat that?

Do you mean who on earth would eat steak covered in Larry Kings sweat, with a side of chocolate chip cookies shaped like oprah?

Do you expect us to believe that?

would it be difficult to make Oprah shaped cookies?

No?

Do you make them all the time?

Are you asking me if i make donuts shaped like hippos named bill that are green, and they bark like a cat every time you touch them?

Do you have any fig newtons?

Don't you know that someone stole them?

Are you going to find out who stole them???????!!!!!!!!!

Do you think that i stole them when i was sleep walking?

you sleep walk?

Did i tell you about the time Larry King Live and K-Fed started hula dancing when they ate Fig newtons, and then they tried to fly like airplanes?

Who's K-Fed?

Does it look like i should know?

What do you think?

How should i know who he is?

Isn't K-Fed Kevin Federline?

Do you think Larry King would sell more records than K-Fed?

Who do you think will sell more records?

Larry King Live?

Are you unsure?

unsure about what?

Does he seem like he's certain?

What do you think he seems like?

Who are we talking about?

can we stop talking about whoever we are talking about?

What do we talk about now?

don't we usually end up talking about Larry King?

Did i ever tell you about the time K-Fed and Larry King Live went swimming dressed as ballerinas and then they started singing Britney Spears songs with Old Lady Mckenzie?

was Britney offended?

Who is Old Ladie McKenzie?

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was that a question?

Shouldn't you know?

shouldn't I know what?

What are you talking about?

didn't you bring it up?

Aren't you the smart one around here?

Didn't you use to be the smart one?

Wasn't i the smart one before i started hanging out with Larry King Live and K-Fed and we ate Potatoe flavored Cheetos mixed in with ice scream?

Did you really eat that?

Don't you know i was joking?

Are you aware that I was trying to make a question when I typed that sentence?

Do you think this game is confusing?

Not really. Do you?

Where do you find all those ugly pictures?

Don't i just search for them on Yahoo Image search?

What do you type in?

Don't you know i usually type in whatever i'm looking for?

Is it that simple?

Don't you know sometimes it's a little more complicated?

Isn't that why I asked?

Didn't you ask if it was that simple?

is what that simple?

Are you lost?

Didn't you eat my map because i ate all the Cheetos?

does Neha eat maps?

Did it have chocolate icing on it?

Wasn't it soda flavored icing that Larry King Live made himself?

Should I have saved some for you too?

Didn't me and K-Fed help him make it?

So I ate something that K-Fed touched??

Are you afraid he has kooties?

Don't you think he has more than cooties?

Britney Spears disorder also?

Aren't you the doctor?

Don't you know i'm not a doctor anymore becuase i accidentaly messed up a surgery, and the lady ended up looking like michael jackson?

Did she sue you?

Don't you know she looked in the mirror, then she smiled and screamed and did the moonwalk and then everybody else in the hospital started doing the moonwalk, and i just sat there and ate some stale cheetos that i got from the vending machine and watched wheel of fortune on the small 13 inch T.V. they had on the wall?

So you quit because the cheetos were stale?

do you like cheetos?

Are you asking the doctor?

Do you think i'm dangerously cheesy?

is that a pun?

Are you avoiding the question?

Aren't you Dr. Seuss?

Wasn't i Dr. Pepper?

Weren't you Dr. Dre?

Wow!, are you complimenting my fine musical talents?

You mean you can sing too?

what songs do you sing?

If he can sing one, doesn't it mean he can sing them all?

Don't i sing "Nuthin But A G Thang" with Snoop, while we eat ice cream made out of pizza?

ice cream pizza?

Do you actually eat ice cream pizza?

who would eat that?

Who wouldn't eat it?

you think it sounds nice?

You know Snoop?

Is it better than fried fruit loops mixed with Larry King Lives homemade Pumpking Pie?

Snoopy?

You know Snoopy and Snoop Dog?

snoopy the dog or the camel?

You mean there's actually a dog named snoopy?

Have both of you been sniffing the glue again?

Are you sure you're not the one sniffing the glue again?

Me?

Do you think maybe it's the fresh paint fumes from my fingernails?

have I ever sniffed glue?

Why didn't you use my super shiny glittery nail polish if you wanted to paint your nails?

what color is it?

Why do you want to know?

Pink, perhaps? What other color would it be?

Is it possible it could be blue?

is there a color avilable in black?

Do you live near a Wal*Mart?

aren't they everywhere?

Why would you assume it'd be pink, badboy? ;)

Why don't you tell me?

Why do you want me to tell you?

Would you like to hear a joke?

Are you changing the subject?

Would you like to hear the joke?

Are you trying to change the subject?

Isn't the subject already changed, and now i'm trying to tell a joke, but you won't say yes that you want to hear it, so were asking dumb questions and not accomplishing anything?

Why are you being mean?

Don't you know i'm sorry?

Don't you know that I don't care???! :mad:

Was he talking to you?

Was I talking to you ????!!!

How do I answer that?

Why don't i tell a joke now?

How about you don't tell a joke now???

Don't you know i already forgot my joke, so i will probably tell it some other time when i remember it?

Don't you know that I don't care???!

Why is everyone being so mean?

How do they make green jellow?

don't they add green slime to it?

Isn't it boogers they add?

Dont they put it in the fridge?

isn't that after they make the jello

That makes it green?

what makes it green?

Do they use nailpolish?

green nailpolish?

When do they put the sugar in?

Isn't the sugar in the nailpolish?

is nailpolish edible?

Doesn't Larry King put nail pollish on his elbows and then run around the room doing cart wheels while pretending to be Carson Daily?

Do you know Larry King?

does anyone really know him?

Do you think Larry King looks like a girl?

Why would I think that?

Is this any of your business?

Didn't you ask me?

Wasn't i asking you?

Did you just repeat what I said?

Why are you copying me?

Why are YOU copying ME?

Do you think i'm groovy like the 70's version of John Travolta?

Who doesn't think your groovy like John Travolta?

is John Travolta groovy?

Have you looked at him?

why would I want to do that?

Who would want to look at him?

Didn't you say you wanted to look at him?

Did you know that the last person who looked at him went blind?

Is that what makes him groovy?

Who ever said John Travolta was groovy?

Wasn't it Larry King?

You think Larry King is groovy?

Did I say that?

Did who say what?

Didn't Larry King's brother's wife's sister's husband's cousin say that?

Didn't you know that Larry King's brother's wife's sister's husband doesn't even have a cousin?

Then why did Larry King's sister's baby daddy tell me that?

How can a baby talk?

Haven't you seen Rugrats?

Did you know that every friday night Larry King Live, K-Fed, and John Travolta pretend to be the rugrats and they crawl around on the floor and drink out of bottles, and then Angelica who is played by Rosey O Donnel tells them to shut up so she can watch David Letterman and his top ten list of why he should have his own Fox sitcom and also be the host of TRL and be a guest on Larry King Live?

Isn't John Travolta too big to be a rugrat?

Can I be Chuckie?

Can I be Angelicas imaginary brother?

She had an imaginary brother?

can we imagine she had one?

Would his name be Fangelica?

or would it be Mangelica?

Because he's a man?

you got the joke?

Was it a joke?

Are you asking if the time Larry King Live pretended to be a cow and walked on his hands around his neighborhood at 5:00AM in the morning and singed country music songs while he cried and ate Big Mac's made with stale Cheeto's from the vending machine at the hospital we talked about a few days ago, is a joke?

Are you asking if the time Larry King Live pretended to be a cow and walked on his hands around his neighborhood at 5:00AM in the morning and singed country music songs while he cried and ate Big Mac's made with stale Cheeto's from the vending machine at the hospital we talked about a few days ago, is a joke?

That didn't confuse anyone did it?

Did you want to confuse us?

Don't you know that when i confuse people it just happens on accident, because i try to write something funny and then it turns into a long paragraph, and in the end it confuses everybody?

like the one you just wrote?

Are you aware that you use a lot of run-on sentences?

Did you know that i try not to use run-on sentences because they might confuse people and then i would have to try and explain to them what i was trying to say and in the end we accomplished nothing, and then everybody starts to cry while i just sit back and laugh while i dance on my computer and tell Larry King Live jokes while i eat pizza made out of chocolate cheese doodles?

am i the only confused oen?

have you ever played the game before?

Are there even any rules to the game?

are the rule to use questions?

Isn't the rules is to only use questions and try not to confuse people but i always end up typing to much and i always end up confusing people and then i try to explain why this happens but they don't understand so i just go drive on my unicycle down to blockbuster and rent america's dumbest home videos greatest moments on dvd and then tell the store worker at the counter that i won't return it late this time but i'm just lying because i will keep it 30 days late just so i can annoy the people that want to rent it after me but cant because i still have it?

Do you think I read that?

Why wouldn't you have read it?

Did you read it?

Don't you know that i proofread it before i hit enter to make sure i had proper grammar, punctuation, capitalization, and that the words were spelled correctly?

Do you think it works?

Does who work?

does everybody work?

Are you asking about the guy who asked me for a cheeto while i was hanging out in front of my local Wal Mart?

did he work?

Why didn't he just ask you for the bag?

why didn't he just take the bag?

Why didn't he just take you?

take me?

Were you with badboy at the Walmart?

was he with a big group of people?

Do you think I was there?

Who else was there?

Shouldn't you know?

Was you there to?

Wasn't I dressed up as Larry King's dentist?

Did you now that Larry the King is afraid of dentists because one time a dentist tried to eat Larry's teeth, but Larry wanted the teeth so he could get money from the teeth fairy?

Well then who did I dress up as then?

Didn't you dress up as a fat clown?

Are you calling me fat?

Wasn't it opposite day?

Are you trying to smooth things over so you won't get slapped?

Yes, sorry?

Do you want some cheetos?

Did you poison them because i called you a fat clown?

Do you think I would do that to you?

Not really?

Are you unsure?

Do you think Larry the King is unsure of how to make funny jokes ?

Isn't that why you lent him your joke book?

Did he give the book back yet?

Do you want to borrow it too?

Don't you know Larry the King stole my joke book and all my jokes, and now whenever i need to tell jokes i have to come up with some new ones and there all dumb?

Who says they are dumb?