What does that mean?

don't you know?

Why are you asking hard questions?

is that a hard question?

Don't you know it was an easy question?

What do I know?

Do u know anything?

Or do I know everything?

Does anyone think i'm the smartest one here?

Is that conceited?

What does that mean?

What does what mean?

What does conceited mean?

Do you have a dictionary?

were you being rude?

What if I was? :p

Do u have change for a 20?

Do you think I'm Mr. Moneybags?

Isn't that your name?

What is your name?

Who are you talking to?

Wasn't she talking to that guy who dressess like an army tank and does weird imitations of Gerorge Bush?

Aren't you that guy?

Did you notice i spelt his name wrong?

Don't you spell everything wrong?

Don't you know i spell better than you?

Isn't that a rather incorrect assumption?

What happened?

How would I know?

Do u think I'm dumb?

Wasn't I the dumb one?

why do you say that?

Why are we putting ourselves down?

does anyone have an answer?

Haven't i been put down my entire life?

have you?

Didn't i just admit it?

Have we known you for that long?

Who would want to know me?

Are you mean?

How could i ever be mean?

Are you asking us?

Am i even that smart?

WHy do you say that?

Doesn't everybody think i'm dumb?

Why would we think that about you?

Well, don't you remember my stupid obsession with Larry King Live and also my obsession with stoves?

Why do you have those obsessions anyway?

Do you think it's because i'm stupid?

Who said anything about being stupid?

Why would someone say your stupid?

Don't you know it's true?

Would you like to change the subject now?

Sure, why not?

Did i ever tell you about the guy next door who dresses up like a computer and tries to do ballet dances when i ask him for some flour so i can make chocolate chip cookies that are shaped like army tanks?

Does that sound familiar to anyone else?

Could you be thinking of that 95 year old lady who thinks shes young, and she drives up and down the street trying to pick up guys on her motorcycle while singing Britney Spears songs.

is that true?

Was what true?

what do you think I was talking about?

Where you thinking about the elephant next door who dresses like a kitty cat and barks when her favorite show is on?

An elephant lives next door to you?

Do you think it's really a person that dresses up like an elephant?

How would I know?

Do you think that the elephant man could actually be me?

why would you dress up as an elephant?

Don't you know i ask myself that all the time?

Why would you ask yourself something like that?

Do you think i was confusing myself with someone else?

how can you confuse yourself with someone else?

Don't i look in the mirror and then there's two of me?

its only a reflection though right?

Why didn't i think of that?

Everyone can make mistakes right?

Do you think Larry King Live made a mistake when he ate orange doughnuts and tried to breakdance while pretending to be 50 cent?

When do you remember that happening?

Didn't it happen yesterday when we were hanging out watching MTV and drawing pictures of Ballerinas that were dressed up like space shuttles?

Wasn't it last September?

Wasn't last September the time when Me and Billy the chocolate goat went to see Wedding Crashers while we were dressed like banana peels from the year 1903?

Why didn't you dress up as grapes instead?

What if Fat Joe saw me? Don't you know he eats everything in his path?

Is he always hungry?

Did you hear about the time he once ate 3,023,456 Pumpkins in 10 minutes?

No, When did you find out about this?

Wasn't it all over the news?

Does anyone else think i'm annoying?

why would we think that?

Don't i keep telling bad jokes?

do you?

Did i ever tell you about the time me and old lady Mckenzie hopped around like bunny rabbits and read poems about purple turtles made out of cheese?

Would anyone like to see a picture of old lady Mckenzie?

Do you think old lady Mckenzie is hot?

http://www.yougoofybastard.com/one_eye_granny.jpg

Are you serious?

Did you know that she keeps asking me to go out with her?

Well, are you interested?

Who wouldn't be?

Why don't you say yes?

Did you know that last time someone said yes to old lady Mckenzie she turned them into a Cherry coke?

why did she do that?

Well how should i know?

Isn't she more of a Diet person?

Have you met her to?

Why do you ask that?

Well how did you know she is a diet person?

Can't a person make a correct guess?

Do you think i made a mistake?

Do bad boys make mistakes?

Do you think that i made a mistake when i sent Larry the King a valentines day card and some candy as a joke and then he started stalking me?

is it a possibility?

Is what a possibility?

Is it a possiblity that you've gone bonkers?

Don't you know that i've always been bonkers?

Don't you know I've always never known?

Hasn't everybody always known me?

Are you famous?

You mean you've never heard of me????!!

Who are you?

Have you ever heard of bad_boy?????

Why is there an underscore?

How should i know?
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ps. Do you like my face i made out of those question marks?

Is it supposed to be Pinnochio with his nose down?

Don't you know it's what Larry the King would look like if he was a cheerleader?

Is that supposed to be hot?

Don't you know i have nightmares about that?

About what?

Wasn't i talking about Larry King Live dressing up like a cheerleader?

Were you?

Shouldn't you know?

Why should I know?

Why should i know what?

Are we running around in circles?

Do you think we should run in a straight line and sing Poof Diddy songs?

why not?

Why don't we ask Larry the King what we should do?

will you ask him?

Why don't you ask him, bad boy?

Don't you know the last time i tried to ask Larry the King anything he started running back and forth and started yelling at me because he thought i stole his i pod?

an old guy has an iPod?

Don't you know Larry the King drives around trying to pick up women in his Cadillac that was featured on Pimp My Ride?

Does he succeed?

Don't you know whenever he sees girls he talks like a rooster, smiles, and then drives off real fast crying?

Dont u think thats pathetic?

Don't you also think it's pathetitc that he challenged 50 Cent to a catfight?

isn't a cat fight when 2 girls fight?

Do you think Larry King Live and 50 Cent are cross dressers?

Are you messing with G-Unit?

Do you think i'm actually scared of them?

Aren't they threatening?

Did you know that G-Unit likes to sing michael jackson songs and twirl around like ballerinas?

Well don't we all do that?

Don't you know i do that every time i wake up?

did you tell me before?

Did i tell you what before?

What's happening?

Can anybody keep up with bad boy?

Does anyone else think i have a strange sense of humor?

Do you think you have?

Does anyone care what i think?

Doesn't everyone's opinion count?

I think so. Does anybody else think so?

I think so too.

Did you know that Larry King, 50 cent and Eminem still play with barbies?

Do they have tea parties together?

How did you know?

I was right?

I don't know. Were you?

Was I what?

Weren't you a human?

Do you think Larry the King likes to streak at football games?

Does he have a shred of humanity in him?

Did you know that one time he asked JLO if she was hiding 2 balloons in the back of her pants?

Isn't that disrespectful?

Don't you know thats what i said?

isn't that mean?

Did J Lo say anything in return?

Didn't she ask Larry the King why he doesn't appear on extreme makeover?

was she stunned?

Why doesn't he appear on Extreme Makeover?

Don't you know he would rather be the host of TRL?

Would he really fit in with the younger generation?

Do you think he likes to breakdance while he watches Pimp My Ride?

Well, who doesn't?

Did you also know that he likes to put chocolate syrup on his hamburgers and eat them while watching the Price is Right?

Wasn't it peanut butter also?

Didn't he spread the peanut butter on his chin and cheeks to make a peanut butter beard?

Which cheeks?

Did you think i meant his face?

do you mean his butt?

Wasn't i talking about his face?

were you?

Were i what?

are you confused?

Do you think that Larry King Live was confused when he tried to kiss Roseanne?

is it likely?

Do you think it's likely that he likes to draw faces on baked potatoes and make out with them?

do people really do that?

Didn't i used to do that all the time back in the day?

you did?

Didn't you ever hear about the pancake incident of '98?

Did you draw faces on pancakes?

Doesn't Arnold Shortsamaker do that all the time to?

Does he?

Who are we talking about again?

Who are we talking about again?
Were we talking?

Wasn't i typing?

Wasn't i typing?
Do you think I was watching you?

Do you think I was watching you?
Wouldn't that be a little creepy?

Wouldn't that be a little creepy?
Would it?

Would it be better than Larry King Live playing the guitar with his shirt off and singing Barney songs?

Does he have anything on underneath his shirt?

Does he have anything on underneath his shirt?
A purple Bra with smiley faces perhaps?

Is that supposed to turn heads?

Do you think he does it just to get attention?

Isn't that what I just asked?

Didn't i ask it?

Didn't i ask it?
does this make sense?

Is it supposed to?

u asking me?

Who else is there to ask?

maybe bad boy?

Me?

why would I ask you?

Why don't you ask me instead?

why not?

Are you asking me out on a date?

why would I do that?

Why are you asking me?

is it because you said that?

Is it because Larry King Live likes to drive up and down the street all day on rollerskates wearing a bikini and making dumb Dr. Phil jokes?

Larry king owns a bikini?

Don't you know Osama Bin Laden gave it to him because it wouldn't fit him anymore?

Was it an orange bikini?

How did you know?

why are you asking?

how would I know?

Why is my leg on fire??!!

are you calling 911?

How could i call 911 when my payphone is glued to the roof?

how did it get glued to the roof?

Don't you know i was bored one night so i tried to glue everything to the roof because i thought it would be funny?

was it funny?

Don't you know everything was upside down, and my mom was trying to watch T.V. but she kept falling off the couch because it was upside down, so i had to get her a seatbelt and install it on the couch so she wouldn't fall off?

did all her blood rush to her head?

What do you think?

so it did?

Did what did?

Did what did?
Did that make any sense?

Does anything you say ever make sense?

Would you be mad if i said no?

would it be a surprise if you said that?