Cactus Jack
06-27-2004, 12:38 PM
Cast :
David Lewis - Jack Wilson
Ethan Stevens - Lucas Beatty
Ben Marsden - Chad Doody
Warren Noone - TF
Suzy Noone - MG
Sonny DeGarmo - David
Erin Hawn - YoliUSA
Katie Fey - Ashlee ( A TV People )
Raymond Lewis - Don Most
Ted Lewis - Alan Ruck
Marge Lewis - Linda Purl
Bob Kane - Anson Williams
Carol Kane - Beverly D'Angelo
Micheal Kane - Ryan Pinkston
Candy Kane - Amy Davidson
Sugar Kane - Linsday Lohan
Hotel Manager - Tom Hanks
John Gorgabong - Chris Kattan
Emcee at Party - Peter Scolari
Principal Marshall - John Cusack
Mrs. Crane - Joan Cusack
Boy - Andrew Lawrence
Girl - Alexa Vega
Surfer #1 - Chad Micheal murray
Surfer #2 - Matthew Lawrence
Guy - Ethan Embry
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SUMMER VACATION
*The movie starts off as David is in his room, his room is filled with posters of bands like Gary Lewis and the Playboys, the Beatles, Herman’s Hermits and other bands he likes, its just your average 15 year old’s room, well sorta*
David’s voice as narrator : Hi, I’m David Lewis, Im a 15 year old, I live in Dallas, Texas, and I go to Seacrest High School, NO its not named after the host of “American Idol”, it was built years before the show came out. Im a freshman, well almost a 10th grader , see I just spent an awesome summer vacation. It all starts on the last week of school
*Setting : inside of school, Ethan Stevens walks up to David*
Ethan : DAVID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hey!
David : Hey, Ethan, whats up?
Ethan : Uhh the ceiling
*They both laugh*
David : Told you NEVER to steal my catchphrase, just kidding
*Both laugh again*
David, narrating again : That’s my best friend and long lost twin Ethan Stevens, he’s my “long lost twin” cause we both like the stuff, we’ve known each other since kinder , lived in the same neighborhood. We get teased a lot , I get asked If Im related to Gary Lewis or Jerry Lewis, or Jon Peter Lewis or Jerry Lee Lewis, he gets called EVEN Stevens sometimes, ya know like the show?
*Two girls come up to David and Ethan , one is carrying a binder with pictures of Ashton Kutcher and Ralph Malph on it , one has a binder with Jimmy Fallon and SNL pics scattered everywhere*
Katie : Hey, guys what up? Oh I know, the ceiling?
David : Right! So hows it going? Got any summer plans?
Ethan : Hmmmmmmm, not that I can think of
David : Me neither
Erin : Me neither
David, narrating again : That’s Erin and Katie, Katie a 10th grader, Erin’s a freshman, we’ve all known each other since like elementary, and you haven’t met all my friends yet
*Three seniors, Ben, Sonny and Warren walk up to them*
David : Hey, guys!
Ben : What’s up?
Sonny : BEN! *elbows his arm* You know it’s the ceiling , right?
Ben : Yeah! Also the sky, and the opposite of down
Warren : And anything that’s not down!
All : Right!
David, narrating again : Those are our other friends, they are seniors, we have lots more, but that wouldn’t be too exciting of a movie about the awesome summer we just had!
*different setting, last day of school, auditorium*
Principal Marshall :…..now, let’s all have a great summer
All the students in auditorium : YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( Outside the school David, Ethan, Katie, Erin, Sonny, Ben, and Warren are talking, David has come up with a plan )
David : I got a plan, let’s spend a whole summer together!
All : Yay! Where?
David : California?
All : Alright!
*At home*
David : Mom, Dad, you know that trip me and the guys planned?
Mr. Lewis : Yup , great idea!
Mrs. Lewis : You guys might need some adult supervision though
David : Ah, I se, well who?
Mr. Lewis : How about Uncle Raymond?
David : Sounds good!
Mrs. Lewis : Yes! Sounds great!
Mr. Lewis : Okay, ill call him
*on phone*
Raymond : Hey, Hey, Hey! Ted, whats up?
Mr. Lewis : Raymond, my kid and his friends are taking a vacation together , and they want you with them
Raymond : It’s a pleasure!
* Raymond arrives*
Katie : So , your uncle is gonna be with us?
David : Yeah, don’t worry, he’s cool, youll like him
Erin : I hope we do
David : You will
Ethan : Here he is! In the house!
Raymond : Hello, guys! Well, hey David, Ethan, Katie, Erin, Warren , Sonny and Ben, whats up? Besides the ceiling
*all laugh*
Raymond : Ok, lets go!
David, narrating : So, we went to California, , and Warren had to bring his little sister too. Id tell more, but, hey lets just get to the airport part. We went to the DFW airport on June 2nd
*in the car*
David : This is so exciting!
Ethan : I know! Ive never been to California before!
Ben : I have, wait no I haven’t
Sonny : *slaps Ben jokingly* You are SUCH a Potsie
Warren : Hey, stop calling me by my nickname
*all laugh*
*Cab driver turns on radio, “Vacation” by The Go Gos plays*
David : I love this song!
Ethan : Who doesn’t?
Suzy : Ive never heard it!
Ben : Well, now you have!
Sonny and Warren : Right!
Cab Driver : Okay, here we are! Enjoy your flight!
Katie : Okay, here’s our gate
Erin : Yeah!
*all go to their gate to go on the plane*
David, narrating again : Okay, so we got on the plane, but just when you thought nothing would be strange, well, let me tell ya ‘bout the plane, whoo,
*all get on the plane*
David : Yay! I got a window seat!
Passenger ( to Raymond) : Excuse me, sir, but could you please move so that I can sit by my wife?
Raymond : Maybe I WANT to sit by your wife
*everyone laughs*
*all put bags in compartment and under seats as the pilot talks*
Captain, voice over : We will be taking off as soon as possible, please take your seats…(voice over continues)
Warren : Ben
Ben : Yes?
Warren : See that flight attendant, she looks very pretty
Sonny : Yes she does
Ethan : David, this was a great idea
David : Thanks! Now, lets enjoy the flight
Suzy : OH MY GOSH! ITS CLAY AIKEN! *whispering* CLAY? CLAY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Man : Im not Clay my name is John Gorgabong, Im a movie critic
Suzy : But you look like Clay from behind
Man : I know, so who are you?
Suzy : Suzy Noone , my older brother is over there , Warren Noone
John : Ah cool, where are you going?
Suzy : California, one of Warren’s friends planned the trip,
John : That’s cool, well, thanks!
*Warren walks up to Suzy*
Warren : Who was that man you were talking to?
Suzy : John Gorgabong, a movie critic
Warren : JOHN GORGABONG?!?!?!!?!?!?!? HES ON THIS PLANE?!?!?!?!!??
Suzy : Yes, I thought it was Clay Aiken from behind
Warren : John does NOT look like Clay
Suzy : No he doesn’t
*Warren goes back to tell the others that movie critic John Gorgabong is on the plane*
John ( to self) : Crazy kids
Raymond : Ethan?
Ethan : Yes, Mr. David’s uncle
Raymond : You can call me Ray
Ethan : Ok, whos that man that looks like Clay Aiken?
Raymond : *laughs* That’s john Gorgabong
Ethan : Oh yeah!
*over intercom*
Captain : We will be landing shortly!
Raymond : This oughta be fun!
*all get off plane, get their rental truck and go to their hotel*
Raymond : Here it is, Ill check in
*goes into hotel*
Hotel Manager : Hi sir, may I help you?
Raymond : Yes , Id like to check in, umm 9 people
Hotel Manager : Lucky man, you get one of the big suites up a the
Raymond : Alright! *goes outside* Come on out, kids!
*they go into the suite*
Suzy : Wow, this is big
Ethan : Yeah it sure is big
David : Wow this is huge
Raymond : Its huge, like Aunt Marge times 3
*all laugh*
Raymond : Well, kids what do you wanna do first? *thinks* Wanna go to the beach?
The rest of them : Yeah!
*as they drive to the beach in the rental truck, The Lovin Spoonful’s “Summer in the City” plays*
Raymond : Here we are!
David : Its so sunny
Ethan : Yeah, look some chairs
Raymond : Heh heh, isn’t it great? On the beach, we I haven’t been here in a long time
Warren : Ah, walkin’ on the beach, isn’t this great
Ben : Yep.
Warren : You know? I didn’t think California beaches were this big
Ben : You know, if youd watch more beach movies set in California youd probably know
Warren : LOOK! A man in a leather jacket on waterskis
Ben : This trip has officially jumped the shark.NOT!
*both laugh*
Warren : Yeah, this isn’t Happy Days, and we’re not in Hollywood
Ben : That’s right, we’re in LA
Warren : Yup
Ben : Ooh , look some hot girls in bikinis
Warren : Yeah
Both : (singing) I wish they all could be California Girls
*both laugh*
*they go up to the ladies*
Warren : Hey, girls
Ben : So, whats your name?
Girl : Candy
Ben : That’s a nice name. Whos your friend, Lollipop?
Candy : *laughs* No, her name is Suzy
Warren : Ah, same name as my sister
Candy : Really? Awesome!
Warren : Yeah!
Candy : So. How old are you?
Ben : We’re both 17
Warren : Yeah
Candy : So are you with anybody?
Ben : Yes, our friends, Sonny, David, Ethan, Katie, Erin, his sister Suzy, and David’s uncle Raymond
Candy : Cool
Ben : Yeah
*to another part of the beach*
Sonny : This is fun!
David : Sure is
Ethan : Looks like Ben and Warren chatted up a couple of girls
Sonny : Yeah
David : Let’s go see
All : Yeah!
*they go up*
Ben : Here they come now
Candy : Hey, guys! You must be their friends?
David : Yup, Im David
Ethan : Im than
Sonny : Im Sonny
David : Here shake my hand
Candy : Ok *shakes his hand then gets buzzed*
David : Ha ha! *all laugh*
Candy : That’s funny!
David : Thanks!
Ben : So who do you think is the funniest out of all of us?
Candy : Well, I just met you guys…
David : Yeah, and…
Candy : You and Ben
David : Thanks! We’re the funniest of the teens
Candy : You mean? Their’s someone funnier?
Raymond : Hey, kids! Ooh, a funny contest, Who won?
*all laugh*
Candy : Let me guess, youre the funniest out of all of them?
Raymond : Yes, and who are you?
Candy : Im Candy
Raymond : That’s a sweet name HA HA!
*all laugh*
Candy : Good one! You’re Raymond ,right?
Raymond : Yup
Candy : Nice you meet you!
*another part of the beach*
Erin : Katie, I don’t see a lot of guys around here
Katie : Most of them probably went home, except for the others
Erin : They’re talking to a girl
*they walk up*
Both : Hey, guys!
Candy : You must be Katie and Erin , Im Candy
Katie: Hey
Erin : Hey
Candy : Hey
David : Ya missed it! Ya missed the buzzer!
Erin : Darn!
David : I know
Candy : Well, it was nice meeting you guys, bye!
All : Bye
Raymond : Wanna head back? We’ll come back another time
All : Yeah
*they go back to the hotel*
David : That Candy girl was really nice
Ben : Yeah, and she was hot too
David : Ooh, Ben’s got a crush on somebody
Ben : Oh, you! *hits David jokingly*
*all laugh*
Ethan : Ben and Candy sitting in a…
Ben : STOP THAT’S ELEMENTARY!
Ethan : Oops, sorry
Sonny : Do you really have a crush on her?
Ben : Yes
Sonny : Oooooh
Ben : Shaddup
Sonny : Okay
David : Let’s find a tree and carve it in
Sonny : How? We don’t even know her last name
David : You’re right, if there was some way we could find out
Raymond : Go back and ask her
Ben : Yeah!
Warren : Good idea
Sonny : So, youre really gonna carve a heart in a tree with your initials?
Ben : No, I just met her. Besides, I dont have a crush on her
Sonny : Of course you do
Raymond : Yeah, you just don’t want to admit it
Ben : Seriously, I don’t
David : Okay
Ethan : Okay, case closed, I hope
Ben : YES!
Raymond : I wonder what her last name is, I don’t know
David : Oh, so YOU have a crush on her?
Raymond : No, but she looks familiar
Ben : Candy?
Raymond : Yeah, she looks like one of my old girlfriends
David : *scoffs* You mean new?
*all laugh*
Raymond : Heh, no ,no , see, I had this girlfriend in high school, that sorta looked like Candy.
David : I see
Raymond : Yep, she loved me, we went to the same high school, and we dated a lot. We went to different colleges, I went to one in Dallas, she went to one in LA
Ben : We’re in LA
Raymond : Let’s ask her, if she knows what her mom’s maiden name is
Sonny : Yeah!
Raymond : But still, we’re here to have fun, not to see if Candy’s mom is my old high school girlfriend
*all laugh*
David : Ok, so what do you wanna do next?
Raymond : Wanna drive the truck to Disneyland?
Ben : Ok
Raymond : Alright!
David : Yeah
Sonny : Hmm, sounds fun
Raymond : Let’s go!
All : Ok
*they go to Disneyland*
Raymond : Look, its Goofy
Ben : Yeah
David : Look!
Sonny : What?
David : Donald Duck , that’s quack tastic
*all laugh*
Raymond : Yep sure is!
*they go on a ride*
David : Woo-hoo!
Ethan : Yeah this is fun!
Erin : Woo hoo!
Katie : I know!
Ben : Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Sonny : Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen has a crush and oN Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaandyyyyyyy
Ben : Shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaduuuuuuuuuuuuuup
Warren : Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssss
David : Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaandyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Ben : Seriously, shut up!
All : Okay
*all get off ride*
Raymond : I think Candy’s mom just might be that girl
Ben : She just might be
Raymond : Yep
David : So Raymond, what high school did you go to?
Raymond : Same as yours, Seacrest
Sonny : Really?
Raymond : Fun times
Ethan : Cool, was it REALLY fun?
Raymond : Yeah, there was this one teacher named Mr. Connors, he had this really weird laugh
Erin : What did the laugh sound like?
Raymond : Like a really wild laugh
Katie : Ah
Raymond : Yeah
Raymond : it was fun, one time there was this talent show, and they had these judges
David : Yeah?
Raymond : And they were great! But one of them had like these bad critiques
Sonny : Like Simon Cowell?
Raymond : Exactly, except he wasnt British, but he was funny and he talked like a mafia guy, not that he was, but he did like , *in mafia guy voice* That was not very good
*all laugh*
David : So, cool
Raymond : Yup
Sonny : Any bad auditions?
Raymond : Not that I remember
David : Ah
Raymond : Yeah
Raymond : I sure did have fun att hat school
Warren : Was the mascot the seals?
Raymond : Yeah
David : Are you sure it wasn’t SEARS?
*all laugh*
Raymond : Yes, im sure
Erin : That’s cool!
Raymond : Sure is!
Katie : Do you remember the fight song?
Raymond : I think so “ GO! GO! GO! WE’RE THE SEACREST SEALS! NO! NO! NO! WE ARE NO EELS! YES YES! YES! WE ARE SEALS! WE MAKE DEALS! WE MAKE NOISE, WITH OUR HEELS! WE’RE SEALS!”
*all laugh*
David : GREAT job!
Ethan : Yeah!
Sonny : Woo hoo!
Raymond : Thanks!
Ben : That’s right!
Raymond : That’s the ticket
*all laugh*
Raymond : Let’s head back!
All : Yeah!
*in the car*
Raymond : Let’s turn on the radio, how about the oldies station?
All : Yeah!
*Drift Away by Dobie Gray starts playing on the radio*
Raymond : Ah, this is a great one! *starts singing* Day after day, im more confused, yet I look for the light through the pouring rain
David (singing) : You know that's a game that I hate to loose, and I'm feelin' the strain ,ain't it a shame?
All ( singing) : Oh, give me the beat boys and free my soul, I wanna get lost in your rock and roll and drift away, oh give met he beat boys and free my soul, I wanna get lost in your rock and roll and drift away
Ethan ( singing ) : Beginnin' to think that I'm wastin' time , I don’t understand the things I do
Ben ( singing ) : The world outside looks so unkind, now Im countin’ on you , to carry me through
All ( singing) : Oh, give me the beat boys and free my soul, I wanna get lost in your rock and roll and drift away, oh give met he beat boys and free my soul, I wanna get lost in your rock and roll and drift away
Warren (singing ) : And when my mind is free, you know a melody can move me
Sonny ( singing ) : And when I'm feelin' blue ,the guitar's comin' through to soothe me
Katie ( singing) : Thanks for the joy that you've given me
Erin (singing ) : I want you to know I believe in your song
Suzy ( singing) : And rhythm and rhyme and harmony
Raymond (singing, again) : ,you help me along , makin' me strong
All ( singing) : Oh, give me the beat boys and free my soul, I wanna get lost in your rock and roll and drift away, oh give me the beat boys and free my soul, I wanna get lost in your rock and roll and drift away
All ( singing) : Oh, give me the beat boys and free my soul, I wanna get lost in your rock and roll and drift away, oh give met he beat boys and free my soul, I wanna get lost in your rock and roll and drift away
David : Oh-ho oh no
All : Oh, give me the beat boys and free my soul ( David : FREE MY SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUULLLLLLLL) , I wanna get lost in your rock and roll and drift away, oh give met he beat boys and free my soul ( see above in parthesis),, I wanna get lost in your rock and roll and drift away
David : Hey hey yeah
All : Oh, give me the beat boys and free my soul ( David : FREE MY SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUULLLLLLLL ) , I wanna get lost in your rock and roll and drift away, oh give met he beat boys and free my soul ( see above in parthesis), I wanna get lost in your rock and roll and drift away
David : Na, Na, now won't ya ,won't ya take me oh-ha, take me
*they arrive back at the hotel*
David : That was fun
Sonny : It sure was
Ben : Its hot in here!
Raymond : Okay, Ill open the furnace *opens furnace*
Warren, getting blown over to the other side of he room : WHOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Raymond : Oops sorry heh heh
*all laugh*
Warren : Its not that hot anymore
David : Yeah, its getting cooler and moving Warren around the room
*all laugh*
Ethan : Yeah, we shouldve been Warren-ed not to open the furnace
*all laugh*
Raymond : Yeah, this has been a fun summer so far
David : Yeah
*We cut to another scene, set in a house. Candy and her parents are there*
Candy’s dad , Mr. Kane : So, Candy, what did you do on the beach today?
Candy : I met these people from Texas
Mr Kane : Cool, what were there names?
Candy : David, Ethan, Ben, Warren, Sonny, Katie, Erin, Suzy, and Raymond
Mrs. Kane : Raymond? I went out with a guy named Raymond in high school, what was his last name?
Candy : He didn’t say, but he was David’s uncle
Mr, Kane : What’s David’s last name?
Candy : Lewis
Mrs. Kane : I went out with a guy named Raymond in high school, what did he look like?
Candy : Red hair, kind of looked like Ralph Malph from Happy Days
Mrs. Kane : I did go out with him! We were inseperable back in high school
Candy : Really?
Mrs. Kane : Oh yes, we went out all four years of high school
Candy : Cool!
Mrs. Kane : He was great! His brothers Ted and Ron were funny too
Candy : Cool
Mrs. Kane : But, we both moved to different colleges, he stayed in Texas, I came here, and met your father
Candy : Would you have married Raymond?
Mrs. Kane : Of course!
Candy : Cool, yeah they were all funny when I met them.
Mrs. Kane : Good, sometimes I wish Id stayed with Raymond, and married him, but that’s how life goes
Candy : Oh
Mrs. Kane : Yeah
Candy : Im glad you guys knew each other, he seems really funny
Mrs. Kane : Oh he is. He was class clown in the class of 1971, Seacrest High
Candy : Cool
Mrs. Kane : Very
Mr. Kane : But we married after college
Mrs. Kane : Yep, and had you and Sugar and Micheal
Michael : Hey guys
Sugar : Hey guys
Mr. Kane : Candy was telling us about people she met on the beach
Michael : Ooh, cool
Candy : Yep, theyre here for a few weeks this summer
Sugar : Cool! I hope we meet them!
Candy : I bet we will
*cut back to the guys at the hotel*
Raymond : Ahh, I wonder what Candy’s last name is
David : Let’s see her again and we’ll check
Ben : Good idea!
Warren : Yeah!
Ethan : Yeah
Sonny : Where will we see her?
Raymond : Maybe the beach?
David : Yeah, I wonder if she likes Drift Away
Ben : Who doesn’t?
David : I know, “Give me the beat boys and free my soul…”
Ethan : Great song.
Raymond : Yep
David : *whistles “Drift Away”*
Raymond : Wanna go to the beach?
All : YEAH!
*they go to the beach*
*at the beach*
David : We’re here again, give me the Beach Boys and free my soul
*all laugh*
Ethan : Good one!
David : Thanks!
Ben : Yeah!
Katie : I think I see someone….
David : The one eyed one horned flying purple people eater?
Katie : *laughs* No, Candy!
David : Yeah!
Sonny : She’s with somebody
Raymond : There’s Candy
*they walk up to her*
Mrs. Kane : RAYMOND LEWIS?!?!?!?!?!?!??
Raymond : Yep!
Carol : Hi, Im Carol Leuschenhupner , my last name is now Kane
Raymond : Ah, you married a man with an easier last name to pronounce
Carol : *laughs* Yes, this is Bob
Bob : Hi, im Bob Kane
Raymond : Hey
Carol : Of course you know Candy
Candy : Yes!
David : Whats her last name?
Candy : Kane
*David and the others start laughing*
Candy : Go ahead, Im used to it, my sister’s name is Sugar, my brother’s name is Micheal
David : Cool!
Ben : Michael Kane?
Michael : Yes, Im sick of people telling me they loved me in “Goldmember” that’s Michael C-A-I-N-E mine is Kane
Warren : Yes, we know
Michael : Good
Raymond : So now we know, its Candy Kane
Sonny : Yep, mystery solved
David : So how old are you, Candy?
Candy : 17, Sugar is 16, Michael is 15
David : Cool, Im 15, Ethan’s 15, Ben, Warren and Sonny are all 17, Erin is 15, Katie is 16
Raymond : and Im 50
Carol : Cool, Im 50 also
Bob : Im 900, nah just kidding, Im 54
Raymond: Good, I was about to say, isn’t she a little young for you?
*all laugh*
Carol : Well, it was nice seeing you again
Raymond : Same for me, ah those were the days
David : “Boy the way Glenn Miller played……”
*all laugh*
David : Day after day im more confuuuuuuuuused
Candy : I love that song!
David : Really? So do we!
Ben : Yep!
Bob : Give me the beat boys…
David : FREE MY SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLL
*all laugh*
Raymond : We have a big rental truck
Bob : Cool
Raymond : Yeah
Candy : Wanna see our house?
All : SURE!
*they get in the truck to go to Candy’s house*
David : See what’s on the radio?
Raymond : Okay *turns it on* ooh Bohemian Rhapsody *starts singing*
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
David (singing) : Caught in a landslide to escape from reality
Ethan (singing) : Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see
Ben (singing): Im just a cruel boy, I need no sympathy
Warren (singing): Cause Im easy come, easy go, little high, little low
Sonny (singing): Anyway the wind blows, nothing really matters to me
All (singing): TO ME!!!!
Katie (singing): Mama, just killed a man
Erin (singing) : Put a gun against his head
Suzy (singing : : Pulled my trigger, now he’s dead
Carol ( singing ) : Mama, life had just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Bob ( singing ) : Mama, ooh, didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Candy (singing ) : Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters
Sugar (singing ) : Too late, my time has come
Sends shivers down my spine
Michael (singing ) : Body's aching all the time
Goodbye ev'rybody, I've got to go
David : Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
Mama, ooh, I don't want to die
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all
Raymond (singing ) : I see a little silhouetto of a man
David and Ethan (singing ): Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango
Ben and Warren (singing ): Thunderbolt and lightning
Very, very fright'ning me
David (singing ): Galileo
Ben (singing) : Galileo
Sonny (singing ) : Galileo
Ethan (singing }: Galileo
David (singing ): (Galileo figaro) Magnifico
Ben (singing ): I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me
The others (singing) : He's just a poor boy from a poor family
Spare him his life from this monstrosity
Ben (singing ): Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
The others (singing ): Bismillah! No, we will not let you go
Ben (singing ) : Let me go!
Others (singing) : BISMILLAH! We will not let you go
Ben (singing ) : Let me go!
Others (singing) : We will not let you go
Ben (singing ) : Let me go!
Others (singing) : We will not let you go
Ben (singing ) : Let me go
Others (singing) : Ah
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
(Oh mama mia, mama mia)
Mama mia, let me go
Beelzebub, has a devil put aside for me
For me, for me
David : So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye
So you think you can love me and leave me to die
Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here
Ben (singing) : Nothing really matters, anyone can see
Nothing really matters
Nothing really matters to me
Any way the wind blows
*they arrive at the house *
David : Whoa! Cool house!
Carol : Thanks!
Candy : Wanna see our rooms, guys?
All : Sure!
*they go into her room*
David : Whoa! Its great! I love these posters
Candy : All my favroite bands and movie stars
Sugar : Here’s my room. As you can see Im a Justin Timberlake fan
Ben : He’s making a country album
Sugar : Really?
David : Yeah here’s the cover *laughs as he shows it to her*
Sugar : That’s not real that’s fake
David : I know I was kidding! Ha ha ha ha ha *him and the others laugh*
Michael : Ok, come see my room
*they go in there*
David : WHOA! That stereo is RAD!
Ben : Yeah, dude, RAD
Michael : Thanks, Jeff Spicoli, ha ha, just kiddin
*all laugh*
Michael : Ok, I think I have the coolest room in the house
All : Ditto!
Michael : Thanks
All : Youre welcome!
Raymond : Now, let’s go downstairs
*they go downstairs*
Bob : Howd ya like the rooms/
Raymond : Great!
Carol : Now, what does everyone want?
David : Ill have some barbecued butterballs topped with some shrimp on the Barbie and Vanilla Coke mixed with syrup, hold the mayo
*all laugh*
David : Just joking, none of us are hungry, but what kind of sodas do ya have?
Bob : Dr. Pepper, Coke ,Pepsi, Vanilla coke, Diet Coke, and some more, oh and Coca Cola
David : Ill have some Dr. Pepper
Ethan : Dr. Pepper
Raymond : Coca Cola
Ben : Coke
Warren : Coke
Sonny : Dr. Pepper
Michael : Vanilla Coke
Katie : Pepsi
Erin : Pepsi, its so 80s
Bob : Sure is, Im gonna have a coca Cola
Candy : Ill have a Dr Pepper
Sugar : Ill have Diet coke
Carol : Il have Coke
*they get their drinks*
Bob : So, what have you guys done here in LA so far?
Raymond : Oh, we went to Disneyland, uh, we also went on the beach a couple times, blew Warren to the other side of the hotel room
*all laugh*
Carol : So Michael, tell them what the name of oyur high school is?
David : Mine is Seacrest
Michael : Whats the motto? Seacrest out?
*all laugh*
Michael : Okay, the name of my high school is. Schwarzenegger High School
David : Cool,is Arnold the principal?
*all laugh*
Candy : No, he’s too busy governing
Sonny : That’s right!
David : So , are we gonna go to the beach again?
Raymond : Let’s all go!
*they go back to the beach*
David : This is great!
Raymond : Yeah!
*”Walking on Sunshine” by Katrina and the Waves plays as it shows them doing silly stuff on the beach*
Raymond : Ah, Im gonna lay in the sand
The rest : Ok!
Raymond *lays in sand* : This feels good
Surfer #1 : Hey dude look what they bought out here
Surfer #2 : Wow, a redheaded fish, it loks like man though
Surfer #1 : It’s a man fish
Surfer #2 : Maybe it’s a merman
*both laugh*
Surfer #1 : Let’s cover it with sand
Surfer #2 : This is rad, dude
Surfer #1 : I know, excellent
*they cover Raymond with sand and leave*
Raymond : Hmmm, I feel something
David : Look! Ha ha! Someone covered Raymond with sand!
The others : Yeah!
Raymond : *gets up* Ahh someone’s covered me with sand
Surfers : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! ( continue screaming as if they just saw a monster come to life
Raymond : Ill get ya guys!
The others : Right behind ya, Raymond!
*them and Raymond chase the surfers in the ocean as the Hawaii Five O theme plays*
*Jaws theme plays as surfers stand there still scared*
Surfer #1 : Uhhh ahhh dude what is that thing?
Surfer #2 : A shark
Surfer #1 : Looks more like merpeople
Surfer #2 : Yeah
*Raymond pops up*
Raymond : Who you calling? MERPEOPLE?
*the others and him chase the surfers again, this time “Wipeout” by The Surfaris plays in the background*
Raymond : Im pooped lets go back
The others : Yeah!
Surfer #1 : That was close, dude
Surfer #2 : Yeah, near death experience , dude
Both : Nah
*back at the hotel*
Raymond : That was fun
David : Yeah!
Ethan : Too bad this is our last week here
Ben : Yeah, I wanted to stay longer
Warren : Me too
Sonny : Yeah, its been fun
Erin : Yeah, I didn’t think it would be fun, cause of Raymond being around
Raymond : Thanks, so what do you think now?
Katie : If you hadn’t come, I don’t know who we wouldve gotten
Raymond : Thanks, I was the one picked though
David : We could tell everyone about our trip!
Ben : Yeah!
Erin : You think our parents would buy the stories about the surfers thinking we were sharks?
Raymond : Yeah, David’s dad is my brother, and he’d believe tsuff like that
Katie : Good!
*Hotel Manager comes up*
Manager : Hi, we’re having a party here we were wondering if youd like to check it out
All : Sure!
Manager : Ok!
*at the party*
David : Great party!
Raymond : Yeah!
Emcee : And now Eileen Tureen
*she comes out on stage*
Eileen : Im gonna sing a song
*”Summertime” starts playing*
David : Good choice
Ben : I wonder if we can spice it up a bit
Raymond : Me too
David : Although this is a good song
Ethan : Yeah
Sonny : Someone ask for a requets
David : OK
Eileen : Im taking any requests
David : Yeah, do you know Dancing in the Streets?
The others : Good choice!!!
*”Dancing in the Streets”*
Eilen (singing ) : Callin´ out around the world
Are you ready for a brand new beat?
Summer´s here and the time is right
For dancin´ in the street
There dancin´ in Chicago (dancin´ in the street)
Down in New Orleans (dancin´ in the street)
In New York City (dancin´ in the street)
All we need is music (sweet sweet) sweet (sweet sweet) music
They´ll be music (music) everywhere (everywhere)
They´ll be swingin´ and swayin´ and records playin´
Dancin´ a in the street
Aw, it doesn´t matter what you wear
Just as long as you are there
So come on every guy
Grab a girl, everywhere around the world
We´ll be dancin´
We´re dancin in the street (dancin´ in the street)
This is an invitation across the nation
A chance for folks to meet
They´ll be laughin´, singin´ and music swingin´
We´re dancin´ in the street
Philadelphia, P.A. (dancin´ in the street)
Baltimore and D.C. now (dancin´ in the street)
Can´t forget the Motor City (dancin´ in the street)
All we need is music
(Sweet sweet) sweet music (sweet sweet music)
They´ll be music everwhere (everywhere)
They´ll be swingin´ and swayin´ (swayin´)
And records playin´ (playin´)
Dancin´ in the street
Aw, it doesn´t matter what you wear
Just as long as you are there
So come on every guy, grab a girl
Everywhere around the world
We´re dancin´, we´re dancin´ in the street
(Dancin in the street)
Way down in L.A. everyday
We´re dancin´ in the street (in the street)
Let´s form a big strong line
Get in time we´re dancin´ in the street
(Dancin´ in the street)
Fades-
Across the ocean blue, me and you
*song ends, everyone claps*
David : OK, now let’s do a song!
Raymond : Ok, let’s set it up
Ethan : Yeah
Ben : Ok
Raymond : Let’s go
they get stuff ready to go up on stage
Emcee : And now, David Lewis and the Maxims
*applause*
David : Ok 1, 2 1234!
*they start playing “Saturday Night’s Alright For Fighting”*
David (singing ) : It's getting late have you seen my mates, Ma tell me when the boys get here
Ethan (singing ) : It's seven o'clock and I want to rock
Raymond (singing ) :Want to get a belly full of beer
Ben (singing) : My old man's drunker than a barrel full of monkeys
And my old lady she don't care
Warren (singing ) : My sister looks cute in her braces and boots
A handful of grease in her hair
Erin : Don't give us none of your aggravation
We had it with your discipline
Katie : Saturday night's alright for fighting
Suzy : Get a little action in
All : P...P...P...P...Packed pretty tight in here tonight
I'm looking for a woman to see me right
I could use a little muscle to get what I need
I'll drink a fifth of jack and scream out "She's with me!"
Raymond : A couple of the sounds that I really like
Are the sounds of a switchblade and a motorbike
David : And I'm a juvenile product of the working class
Whose best friend floats from the bottom of a glass
Ethan : Don't give us none of your aggravation
We had it with your discipline
Ben : Saturday night's alright for fighting
Get a little action in
Warren : Get about as oiled as a diesel train
Gonna set this town alight
Sonny : Saturday night's the night I like
Saturday night's alright alright alright
Erin and Katie and Suzy : Don't give us none of your aggravation
We had it with your discipline
All : Get about as oiled as a diesel train
Gonna set this town alight
Saturday night's the night I like
Saturday night's alright
Saturday...Saturday...Saturday...
Saturday...Saturday...Saturday...
Saturday...Saturday...Saturday night's alright
Saturday...Saturday...Saturday...
Saturday...Saturday...Saturday...
Saturday...Saturday...Saturday night's alright
*song ends, huge crowd reaction*
All : Thanks!
David : That was fun!
Ethan : Yeah!
Raymond : Too bad we’re leaving, I really enjoyed it here
Ben : Yeah
*the next day on the day they leave*
David “ Well, we’re leaving today
Candy : Aw, well it sure was nice meeting you guys
All : Thanks!
The Kanes : Bye!
*they get on the plane to leave*
Raymond : Ohh
David : I sure don’t wanna leave
Ben : I know, it was fun
Ethan : Yeah
David : No , I don’t wanna go back, what if we never see The Kanes again?
Raymond : We will
David : How?
Raymond : Im gonna come back and see if I can make them move to Texas Ha ha
All : Great!
Raymond : Thanks!
*they go home*
Mr. Lewis : I bet they had fun
Mrs Lewis : I hope they did
Mr. Lewis : Yeah, me too
*door opens*
Everyone : We’re home!
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Ted : How was the trip?
David : Very good!
Raymond : Really fun! And remember that girl I had a crush on in high school she lives there now, is married and has three kids and we met them!
Ted : Cool, so who married her?
David : A guy named Bob Kane
Mrs. Lewis : Cool, what were the kids’ names?
Raymond : Micheal, Candy and Sugar
*all laugh*
Ben : Yep, it was good times
Ted : Cool
David ; So what went on here while we spent a few weeks in California?
Ted : Not much, spent some time with everyone’s parents
Raymond : I bet that was kind of fun
Ted : Yep, it was
Raymond : Cool
Marge ( Mrs. Lewis ) : Im glad you had fun!
All : Yep!
David, narrating again : So after we got back we just did our usual summer stuff, swimming, computer stuff, stuff we do at home. But we did get a surprise one day
*doorbell rings*
Ted : I’ll get it! *opens door*
David : *gasps* GUYS,IT’S THE KANES!!!!
The rest : Yay!
Raymond : Told ya Id bring them over!
David : This is awesome!
Micheal : I know!
Candy : Im so glad we came!
David : Me too!
David, narrating again : So then we all talked and stuff and Raymond told this really funny story about what happened at one of his jobs, see he was a guy that judged building plans one time and….
Raymond (in office ) : Okay, next?
Guy : Here, Mr. Lewis sir are my plans
Raymond : Ok great, let me take a look at them
Guy : Ok
Raymond (looking at plans ): Hmmmm, I see, ok, there’s one small…well not small, no ,one enormous problem, sir
Guy : What is it?
Raymond : There is only one bathroom, on one floor and……*yelling* ONLY ONE TOILET?!?!?!?!?!?
Guy : I thought thatd be enough
Raymond : You THOUGHT?!?!?!?! I don’t ask people to think, Ok if this was one story id understand, but THE BUILDING IS 40 STORIES HIGH! And one bathroom on ONE floor and ONE toilet.
Guy : But….
Raymond : But? But what? No ifs ands or buts or BUTTHEADS are going to give me stuff like this
Guy : im sorry…..
Raymond : You should be, I mean, what if someone has to pee really bad? What if a pregnant woman’s water breaks? HOW WILL THEY GET THERE FAST ENOUGH?
Guy : Th….
Raymond : How?
Guy : They could….
Raymond : How?
Guy : They could w….
Raymond : HOW?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?
Guy : They could use the elevators?
Raymond : Yeah, but…..*looks again* HAHAHAHAH! There ARE NO ELEVATORS?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!
Guy : I thought there were
Raymond : Non-SENSE! If there’s only steps, how can they get there fast enough?
Guy : Run?
Raymond: You cant run down the stairs! You could trip , fall, break your head open!
Guy : How can a head break?
Raymond : It could!
Guy : Ok! But how many bathrooms does it need?
Raymond : At least two on every floor
Guy : OK, but why not the one?
Raymond : Ok, lets say there’s a big huge line waiting for their turn in the restroom, cause of this and people really have to pee, you don’t want them wetting their pants, do ya?
Guy : No, but wouldn’t one just be easier?
Raymond : Not if you really have to squirt the lemonade out of your hot dog, if you know what I mean
Guy : *laughs* Yeah
Raymond : OK, FIX IT!
Guy : Ok!
Raymond (to self ) : That guy is just so…NERDY I mean one bathroom on one floor and only one toilet, man, that’s really bad
*phone rings*
Raymond : Hello, Raymond Lewis
Ted : Hey, Raymond
Raymond : Hey, Hey, Hey! Ted, whats up?
Mr. Lewis : Raymond, my kid and his friends are taking a vacation together , and they want you with them
Raymond : It’s a pleasure!
Raymond : Ahh, summer vacation, what fun
David, narrating again : So, yeah he made the call right after that happened. Then we got back to school. Sonny’s at the University of Texas in Dallas, Ben and Warren are at the one in Austin. And Ethan, me and Katie and Erin all went back to Seacrest for out sophomore and junior years. Raymond went back to work
*set on first day back at school*
Boy : Ethan! David! How was your summer?
David : Best summer yet
Girl : Cool! Youll have to tell us about it later!
David and Ethan : We will!
David, narrating again : So then our teacher asked our class to do the PERFECT assignment
Teacher : Good morning, class. Let’s write about what we did on our summer vacation
David ( to self ): Alright!
David, narrating : Of course, I wrote about our trip and some of the other stuff. The teacher loved it!
Teacher : David Lewis, very good story!
David : Thanks, Mrs. Crane
David, narrating : Wait! My teacher is Carol Kane’s sister! The one we met in LA! Her maiden name is also Leuschenhupner, this was awesome!
Mrs. Crane : Oh! David, you met my sister? What are her kids like?
David : Theyre great!
Mrs. Crane : Good!
David : Yep!
*movie ends, as credits roll , the original “Drift Away” by Dobie Gray plays*
*After movie ends, we cut to the Lewis’ house where a party is*
David : Hey, park your butts back in your seats, we’re not done with you, welcome to the David Lewis karaoke party!
*music plays*
David : Here’s one of my favorites
David *singing* : Blue jean baby, LA lady ,seamstress for the band, pretty eyes, pirate smile, you’ll marry a music man. Ballerina, you mustve seen her, dancing in the sand, now she’s in me, always with me, tiny dancer in my hand
*music changes*
Ethan *singing*: Mrs. Brown ,youve got a lovely daughter, girls as sharp as her are something rare, but it’s sad, she doesn’t love me now, she’s made it clear enough, it aint no good to pine
*music changes again*
Ben : It's not unusual to be loved by anyone,
It's not unusual to have fun with anyone,
But when I see you hanging about with anyone
It's not unusual to see me cry, I wanna die
Warren : It's not unusual to go out at any time,
But when I see you out and about it's just a crime,
If you should ever wanna be loved by anyone,
It's not unusual, it happens every day,
No matter what you say
You'll find it happens all the time
Both : Love will never do, what you want it to
Why can't this crazy love be mine.
*music changes again*
Sonny :
Don't let the sun go down on me
Although I search myself, it's always someone else I see
I'd just allow a fragment of your life to wander free
But losing everything is like the sun going down on me
Erin : You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life
See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the dancing queen
Katie : Friday night and the lights are low
Looking out for the place to go
Where they play the right music, getting in the swing
You come in to look for a king
Anybody could be that guy
Night is young and the music’s high
With a bit of rock music, everything is fine
You’re in the mood for a dance
And when you get the chance...
Both : You are the dancing queen, young and sweet, only seventeen
Dancing queen, feel the beat from the tambourine
You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life
See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the dancing queen
*music changes*
Raymond : Well I saw the thing comin' out of the sky
It had the one long horn, one big eye
I commenced to shakin' and I said "ooh-eee"
It looks like a purple eater to me
It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater
(One-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater)
A one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater
Sure looks strange to me (One eye?)
Ted : Well he came down to earth and he lit in a tree
I said Mr. Purple People Eater, don't eat me
I heard him say in a voice so gruff
I wouldn't eat you cause you're so tough
Bob : It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater
One-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people eater
One-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater
Sure looks strange to me (One horn?)
*music changes*
David, Ethan, Ben, Warren and Sonny : Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk
I'm a woman's man, no time to talk
Music loud and women warm
I've been kicked around since I was born
And now it's all right
It's ok and you may look the other way
We can try to understand
The New York Times' effect on man
Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother
You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin'
And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Ha, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Ha, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive
*music changes*
Carol and Marge: Callin´ out around the world
Are you ready for a brand new beat?
Summer´s here and the time is right
For dancin´ in the street
There dancin´ in Chicago (dancin´ in the street)
Down in New Orleans (dancin´ in the street)
In New York City (dancin´ in the street)
All we need is music (sweet sweet) sweet (sweet sweet) music
They´ll be music (music) everywhere (everywhere)
They´ll be swingin´ and swayin´ and records playin´
Dancin´ a in the street
*music changes*
David : I've got sunshine
On a cloudy day.
Ethan : When it’s cold outside I got the month of May
David, Ethan, Ben, Warren and Sonny : Wel,, I guess, ypu’ll sya, hwat can make me feel this way
My girl ( my girl )
Talkin’ bout My Girl ( my girl )
*music changes*
David : If you see a faded sign by the side of the road that says
15 miles to the... Love Shack! Love Shack yeah yeah
I'm headin' down the Atlanta highway, lookin' for the love getaway
Ethan : Heading for the love getaway, love getaway,
I got me a car, it's as big as a whale and we're headin' on down
To the Love Shack
Ben : I got me a Chrysler, it seats about 20
So hurry up and bring your jukebox money
Everyone : The Love Shack is a little old place where we can get together
Love Shack baby, {a Love Shack bay-bee}.
Love shack, baby love shack, love shack, baby love shack, love shack. {love baby, that's where it's at) love shack {love baby, that's where it's at)
All : LOVE SHACK!
*party ends*
*credits show the songs listed , then we cut to David again*
David : Youre still here? The movie and party’s over! Go home! Go!
The end
David Lewis - Jack Wilson
Ethan Stevens - Lucas Beatty
Ben Marsden - Chad Doody
Warren Noone - TF
Suzy Noone - MG
Sonny DeGarmo - David
Erin Hawn - YoliUSA
Katie Fey - Ashlee ( A TV People )
Raymond Lewis - Don Most
Ted Lewis - Alan Ruck
Marge Lewis - Linda Purl
Bob Kane - Anson Williams
Carol Kane - Beverly D'Angelo
Micheal Kane - Ryan Pinkston
Candy Kane - Amy Davidson
Sugar Kane - Linsday Lohan
Hotel Manager - Tom Hanks
John Gorgabong - Chris Kattan
Emcee at Party - Peter Scolari
Principal Marshall - John Cusack
Mrs. Crane - Joan Cusack
Boy - Andrew Lawrence
Girl - Alexa Vega
Surfer #1 - Chad Micheal murray
Surfer #2 - Matthew Lawrence
Guy - Ethan Embry
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SUMMER VACATION
*The movie starts off as David is in his room, his room is filled with posters of bands like Gary Lewis and the Playboys, the Beatles, Herman’s Hermits and other bands he likes, its just your average 15 year old’s room, well sorta*
David’s voice as narrator : Hi, I’m David Lewis, Im a 15 year old, I live in Dallas, Texas, and I go to Seacrest High School, NO its not named after the host of “American Idol”, it was built years before the show came out. Im a freshman, well almost a 10th grader , see I just spent an awesome summer vacation. It all starts on the last week of school
*Setting : inside of school, Ethan Stevens walks up to David*
Ethan : DAVID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hey!
David : Hey, Ethan, whats up?
Ethan : Uhh the ceiling
*They both laugh*
David : Told you NEVER to steal my catchphrase, just kidding
*Both laugh again*
David, narrating again : That’s my best friend and long lost twin Ethan Stevens, he’s my “long lost twin” cause we both like the stuff, we’ve known each other since kinder , lived in the same neighborhood. We get teased a lot , I get asked If Im related to Gary Lewis or Jerry Lewis, or Jon Peter Lewis or Jerry Lee Lewis, he gets called EVEN Stevens sometimes, ya know like the show?
*Two girls come up to David and Ethan , one is carrying a binder with pictures of Ashton Kutcher and Ralph Malph on it , one has a binder with Jimmy Fallon and SNL pics scattered everywhere*
Katie : Hey, guys what up? Oh I know, the ceiling?
David : Right! So hows it going? Got any summer plans?
Ethan : Hmmmmmmm, not that I can think of
David : Me neither
Erin : Me neither
David, narrating again : That’s Erin and Katie, Katie a 10th grader, Erin’s a freshman, we’ve all known each other since like elementary, and you haven’t met all my friends yet
*Three seniors, Ben, Sonny and Warren walk up to them*
David : Hey, guys!
Ben : What’s up?
Sonny : BEN! *elbows his arm* You know it’s the ceiling , right?
Ben : Yeah! Also the sky, and the opposite of down
Warren : And anything that’s not down!
All : Right!
David, narrating again : Those are our other friends, they are seniors, we have lots more, but that wouldn’t be too exciting of a movie about the awesome summer we just had!
*different setting, last day of school, auditorium*
Principal Marshall :…..now, let’s all have a great summer
All the students in auditorium : YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( Outside the school David, Ethan, Katie, Erin, Sonny, Ben, and Warren are talking, David has come up with a plan )
David : I got a plan, let’s spend a whole summer together!
All : Yay! Where?
David : California?
All : Alright!
*At home*
David : Mom, Dad, you know that trip me and the guys planned?
Mr. Lewis : Yup , great idea!
Mrs. Lewis : You guys might need some adult supervision though
David : Ah, I se, well who?
Mr. Lewis : How about Uncle Raymond?
David : Sounds good!
Mrs. Lewis : Yes! Sounds great!
Mr. Lewis : Okay, ill call him
*on phone*
Raymond : Hey, Hey, Hey! Ted, whats up?
Mr. Lewis : Raymond, my kid and his friends are taking a vacation together , and they want you with them
Raymond : It’s a pleasure!
* Raymond arrives*
Katie : So , your uncle is gonna be with us?
David : Yeah, don’t worry, he’s cool, youll like him
Erin : I hope we do
David : You will
Ethan : Here he is! In the house!
Raymond : Hello, guys! Well, hey David, Ethan, Katie, Erin, Warren , Sonny and Ben, whats up? Besides the ceiling
*all laugh*
Raymond : Ok, lets go!
David, narrating : So, we went to California, , and Warren had to bring his little sister too. Id tell more, but, hey lets just get to the airport part. We went to the DFW airport on June 2nd
*in the car*
David : This is so exciting!
Ethan : I know! Ive never been to California before!
Ben : I have, wait no I haven’t
Sonny : *slaps Ben jokingly* You are SUCH a Potsie
Warren : Hey, stop calling me by my nickname
*all laugh*
*Cab driver turns on radio, “Vacation” by The Go Gos plays*
David : I love this song!
Ethan : Who doesn’t?
Suzy : Ive never heard it!
Ben : Well, now you have!
Sonny and Warren : Right!
Cab Driver : Okay, here we are! Enjoy your flight!
Katie : Okay, here’s our gate
Erin : Yeah!
*all go to their gate to go on the plane*
David, narrating again : Okay, so we got on the plane, but just when you thought nothing would be strange, well, let me tell ya ‘bout the plane, whoo,
*all get on the plane*
David : Yay! I got a window seat!
Passenger ( to Raymond) : Excuse me, sir, but could you please move so that I can sit by my wife?
Raymond : Maybe I WANT to sit by your wife
*everyone laughs*
*all put bags in compartment and under seats as the pilot talks*
Captain, voice over : We will be taking off as soon as possible, please take your seats…(voice over continues)
Warren : Ben
Ben : Yes?
Warren : See that flight attendant, she looks very pretty
Sonny : Yes she does
Ethan : David, this was a great idea
David : Thanks! Now, lets enjoy the flight
Suzy : OH MY GOSH! ITS CLAY AIKEN! *whispering* CLAY? CLAY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Man : Im not Clay my name is John Gorgabong, Im a movie critic
Suzy : But you look like Clay from behind
Man : I know, so who are you?
Suzy : Suzy Noone , my older brother is over there , Warren Noone
John : Ah cool, where are you going?
Suzy : California, one of Warren’s friends planned the trip,
John : That’s cool, well, thanks!
*Warren walks up to Suzy*
Warren : Who was that man you were talking to?
Suzy : John Gorgabong, a movie critic
Warren : JOHN GORGABONG?!?!?!!?!?!?!? HES ON THIS PLANE?!?!?!?!!??
Suzy : Yes, I thought it was Clay Aiken from behind
Warren : John does NOT look like Clay
Suzy : No he doesn’t
*Warren goes back to tell the others that movie critic John Gorgabong is on the plane*
John ( to self) : Crazy kids
Raymond : Ethan?
Ethan : Yes, Mr. David’s uncle
Raymond : You can call me Ray
Ethan : Ok, whos that man that looks like Clay Aiken?
Raymond : *laughs* That’s john Gorgabong
Ethan : Oh yeah!
*over intercom*
Captain : We will be landing shortly!
Raymond : This oughta be fun!
*all get off plane, get their rental truck and go to their hotel*
Raymond : Here it is, Ill check in
*goes into hotel*
Hotel Manager : Hi sir, may I help you?
Raymond : Yes , Id like to check in, umm 9 people
Hotel Manager : Lucky man, you get one of the big suites up a the
Raymond : Alright! *goes outside* Come on out, kids!
*they go into the suite*
Suzy : Wow, this is big
Ethan : Yeah it sure is big
David : Wow this is huge
Raymond : Its huge, like Aunt Marge times 3
*all laugh*
Raymond : Well, kids what do you wanna do first? *thinks* Wanna go to the beach?
The rest of them : Yeah!
*as they drive to the beach in the rental truck, The Lovin Spoonful’s “Summer in the City” plays*
Raymond : Here we are!
David : Its so sunny
Ethan : Yeah, look some chairs
Raymond : Heh heh, isn’t it great? On the beach, we I haven’t been here in a long time
Warren : Ah, walkin’ on the beach, isn’t this great
Ben : Yep.
Warren : You know? I didn’t think California beaches were this big
Ben : You know, if youd watch more beach movies set in California youd probably know
Warren : LOOK! A man in a leather jacket on waterskis
Ben : This trip has officially jumped the shark.NOT!
*both laugh*
Warren : Yeah, this isn’t Happy Days, and we’re not in Hollywood
Ben : That’s right, we’re in LA
Warren : Yup
Ben : Ooh , look some hot girls in bikinis
Warren : Yeah
Both : (singing) I wish they all could be California Girls
*both laugh*
*they go up to the ladies*
Warren : Hey, girls
Ben : So, whats your name?
Girl : Candy
Ben : That’s a nice name. Whos your friend, Lollipop?
Candy : *laughs* No, her name is Suzy
Warren : Ah, same name as my sister
Candy : Really? Awesome!
Warren : Yeah!
Candy : So. How old are you?
Ben : We’re both 17
Warren : Yeah
Candy : So are you with anybody?
Ben : Yes, our friends, Sonny, David, Ethan, Katie, Erin, his sister Suzy, and David’s uncle Raymond
Candy : Cool
Ben : Yeah
*to another part of the beach*
Sonny : This is fun!
David : Sure is
Ethan : Looks like Ben and Warren chatted up a couple of girls
Sonny : Yeah
David : Let’s go see
All : Yeah!
*they go up*
Ben : Here they come now
Candy : Hey, guys! You must be their friends?
David : Yup, Im David
Ethan : Im than
Sonny : Im Sonny
David : Here shake my hand
Candy : Ok *shakes his hand then gets buzzed*
David : Ha ha! *all laugh*
Candy : That’s funny!
David : Thanks!
Ben : So who do you think is the funniest out of all of us?
Candy : Well, I just met you guys…
David : Yeah, and…
Candy : You and Ben
David : Thanks! We’re the funniest of the teens
Candy : You mean? Their’s someone funnier?
Raymond : Hey, kids! Ooh, a funny contest, Who won?
*all laugh*
Candy : Let me guess, youre the funniest out of all of them?
Raymond : Yes, and who are you?
Candy : Im Candy
Raymond : That’s a sweet name HA HA!
*all laugh*
Candy : Good one! You’re Raymond ,right?
Raymond : Yup
Candy : Nice you meet you!
*another part of the beach*
Erin : Katie, I don’t see a lot of guys around here
Katie : Most of them probably went home, except for the others
Erin : They’re talking to a girl
*they walk up*
Both : Hey, guys!
Candy : You must be Katie and Erin , Im Candy
Katie: Hey
Erin : Hey
Candy : Hey
David : Ya missed it! Ya missed the buzzer!
Erin : Darn!
David : I know
Candy : Well, it was nice meeting you guys, bye!
All : Bye
Raymond : Wanna head back? We’ll come back another time
All : Yeah
*they go back to the hotel*
David : That Candy girl was really nice
Ben : Yeah, and she was hot too
David : Ooh, Ben’s got a crush on somebody
Ben : Oh, you! *hits David jokingly*
*all laugh*
Ethan : Ben and Candy sitting in a…
Ben : STOP THAT’S ELEMENTARY!
Ethan : Oops, sorry
Sonny : Do you really have a crush on her?
Ben : Yes
Sonny : Oooooh
Ben : Shaddup
Sonny : Okay
David : Let’s find a tree and carve it in
Sonny : How? We don’t even know her last name
David : You’re right, if there was some way we could find out
Raymond : Go back and ask her
Ben : Yeah!
Warren : Good idea
Sonny : So, youre really gonna carve a heart in a tree with your initials?
Ben : No, I just met her. Besides, I dont have a crush on her
Sonny : Of course you do
Raymond : Yeah, you just don’t want to admit it
Ben : Seriously, I don’t
David : Okay
Ethan : Okay, case closed, I hope
Ben : YES!
Raymond : I wonder what her last name is, I don’t know
David : Oh, so YOU have a crush on her?
Raymond : No, but she looks familiar
Ben : Candy?
Raymond : Yeah, she looks like one of my old girlfriends
David : *scoffs* You mean new?
*all laugh*
Raymond : Heh, no ,no , see, I had this girlfriend in high school, that sorta looked like Candy.
David : I see
Raymond : Yep, she loved me, we went to the same high school, and we dated a lot. We went to different colleges, I went to one in Dallas, she went to one in LA
Ben : We’re in LA
Raymond : Let’s ask her, if she knows what her mom’s maiden name is
Sonny : Yeah!
Raymond : But still, we’re here to have fun, not to see if Candy’s mom is my old high school girlfriend
*all laugh*
David : Ok, so what do you wanna do next?
Raymond : Wanna drive the truck to Disneyland?
Ben : Ok
Raymond : Alright!
David : Yeah
Sonny : Hmm, sounds fun
Raymond : Let’s go!
All : Ok
*they go to Disneyland*
Raymond : Look, its Goofy
Ben : Yeah
David : Look!
Sonny : What?
David : Donald Duck , that’s quack tastic
*all laugh*
Raymond : Yep sure is!
*they go on a ride*
David : Woo-hoo!
Ethan : Yeah this is fun!
Erin : Woo hoo!
Katie : I know!
Ben : Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Sonny : Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen has a crush and oN Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaandyyyyyyy
Ben : Shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaduuuuuuuuuuuuuup
Warren : Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssss
David : Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaandyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Ben : Seriously, shut up!
All : Okay
*all get off ride*
Raymond : I think Candy’s mom just might be that girl
Ben : She just might be
Raymond : Yep
David : So Raymond, what high school did you go to?
Raymond : Same as yours, Seacrest
Sonny : Really?
Raymond : Fun times
Ethan : Cool, was it REALLY fun?
Raymond : Yeah, there was this one teacher named Mr. Connors, he had this really weird laugh
Erin : What did the laugh sound like?
Raymond : Like a really wild laugh
Katie : Ah
Raymond : Yeah
Raymond : it was fun, one time there was this talent show, and they had these judges
David : Yeah?
Raymond : And they were great! But one of them had like these bad critiques
Sonny : Like Simon Cowell?
Raymond : Exactly, except he wasnt British, but he was funny and he talked like a mafia guy, not that he was, but he did like , *in mafia guy voice* That was not very good
*all laugh*
David : So, cool
Raymond : Yup
Sonny : Any bad auditions?
Raymond : Not that I remember
David : Ah
Raymond : Yeah
Raymond : I sure did have fun att hat school
Warren : Was the mascot the seals?
Raymond : Yeah
David : Are you sure it wasn’t SEARS?
*all laugh*
Raymond : Yes, im sure
Erin : That’s cool!
Raymond : Sure is!
Katie : Do you remember the fight song?
Raymond : I think so “ GO! GO! GO! WE’RE THE SEACREST SEALS! NO! NO! NO! WE ARE NO EELS! YES YES! YES! WE ARE SEALS! WE MAKE DEALS! WE MAKE NOISE, WITH OUR HEELS! WE’RE SEALS!”
*all laugh*
David : GREAT job!
Ethan : Yeah!
Sonny : Woo hoo!
Raymond : Thanks!
Ben : That’s right!
Raymond : That’s the ticket
*all laugh*
Raymond : Let’s head back!
All : Yeah!
*in the car*
Raymond : Let’s turn on the radio, how about the oldies station?
All : Yeah!
*Drift Away by Dobie Gray starts playing on the radio*
Raymond : Ah, this is a great one! *starts singing* Day after day, im more confused, yet I look for the light through the pouring rain
David (singing) : You know that's a game that I hate to loose, and I'm feelin' the strain ,ain't it a shame?
All ( singing) : Oh, give me the beat boys and free my soul, I wanna get lost in your rock and roll and drift away, oh give met he beat boys and free my soul, I wanna get lost in your rock and roll and drift away
Ethan ( singing ) : Beginnin' to think that I'm wastin' time , I don’t understand the things I do
Ben ( singing ) : The world outside looks so unkind, now Im countin’ on you , to carry me through
All ( singing) : Oh, give me the beat boys and free my soul, I wanna get lost in your rock and roll and drift away, oh give met he beat boys and free my soul, I wanna get lost in your rock and roll and drift away
Warren (singing ) : And when my mind is free, you know a melody can move me
Sonny ( singing ) : And when I'm feelin' blue ,the guitar's comin' through to soothe me
Katie ( singing) : Thanks for the joy that you've given me
Erin (singing ) : I want you to know I believe in your song
Suzy ( singing) : And rhythm and rhyme and harmony
Raymond (singing, again) : ,you help me along , makin' me strong
All ( singing) : Oh, give me the beat boys and free my soul, I wanna get lost in your rock and roll and drift away, oh give me the beat boys and free my soul, I wanna get lost in your rock and roll and drift away
All ( singing) : Oh, give me the beat boys and free my soul, I wanna get lost in your rock and roll and drift away, oh give met he beat boys and free my soul, I wanna get lost in your rock and roll and drift away
David : Oh-ho oh no
All : Oh, give me the beat boys and free my soul ( David : FREE MY SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUULLLLLLLL) , I wanna get lost in your rock and roll and drift away, oh give met he beat boys and free my soul ( see above in parthesis),, I wanna get lost in your rock and roll and drift away
David : Hey hey yeah
All : Oh, give me the beat boys and free my soul ( David : FREE MY SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUULLLLLLLL ) , I wanna get lost in your rock and roll and drift away, oh give met he beat boys and free my soul ( see above in parthesis), I wanna get lost in your rock and roll and drift away
David : Na, Na, now won't ya ,won't ya take me oh-ha, take me
*they arrive back at the hotel*
David : That was fun
Sonny : It sure was
Ben : Its hot in here!
Raymond : Okay, Ill open the furnace *opens furnace*
Warren, getting blown over to the other side of he room : WHOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Raymond : Oops sorry heh heh
*all laugh*
Warren : Its not that hot anymore
David : Yeah, its getting cooler and moving Warren around the room
*all laugh*
Ethan : Yeah, we shouldve been Warren-ed not to open the furnace
*all laugh*
Raymond : Yeah, this has been a fun summer so far
David : Yeah
*We cut to another scene, set in a house. Candy and her parents are there*
Candy’s dad , Mr. Kane : So, Candy, what did you do on the beach today?
Candy : I met these people from Texas
Mr Kane : Cool, what were there names?
Candy : David, Ethan, Ben, Warren, Sonny, Katie, Erin, Suzy, and Raymond
Mrs. Kane : Raymond? I went out with a guy named Raymond in high school, what was his last name?
Candy : He didn’t say, but he was David’s uncle
Mr, Kane : What’s David’s last name?
Candy : Lewis
Mrs. Kane : I went out with a guy named Raymond in high school, what did he look like?
Candy : Red hair, kind of looked like Ralph Malph from Happy Days
Mrs. Kane : I did go out with him! We were inseperable back in high school
Candy : Really?
Mrs. Kane : Oh yes, we went out all four years of high school
Candy : Cool!
Mrs. Kane : He was great! His brothers Ted and Ron were funny too
Candy : Cool
Mrs. Kane : But, we both moved to different colleges, he stayed in Texas, I came here, and met your father
Candy : Would you have married Raymond?
Mrs. Kane : Of course!
Candy : Cool, yeah they were all funny when I met them.
Mrs. Kane : Good, sometimes I wish Id stayed with Raymond, and married him, but that’s how life goes
Candy : Oh
Mrs. Kane : Yeah
Candy : Im glad you guys knew each other, he seems really funny
Mrs. Kane : Oh he is. He was class clown in the class of 1971, Seacrest High
Candy : Cool
Mrs. Kane : Very
Mr. Kane : But we married after college
Mrs. Kane : Yep, and had you and Sugar and Micheal
Michael : Hey guys
Sugar : Hey guys
Mr. Kane : Candy was telling us about people she met on the beach
Michael : Ooh, cool
Candy : Yep, theyre here for a few weeks this summer
Sugar : Cool! I hope we meet them!
Candy : I bet we will
*cut back to the guys at the hotel*
Raymond : Ahh, I wonder what Candy’s last name is
David : Let’s see her again and we’ll check
Ben : Good idea!
Warren : Yeah!
Ethan : Yeah
Sonny : Where will we see her?
Raymond : Maybe the beach?
David : Yeah, I wonder if she likes Drift Away
Ben : Who doesn’t?
David : I know, “Give me the beat boys and free my soul…”
Ethan : Great song.
Raymond : Yep
David : *whistles “Drift Away”*
Raymond : Wanna go to the beach?
All : YEAH!
*they go to the beach*
*at the beach*
David : We’re here again, give me the Beach Boys and free my soul
*all laugh*
Ethan : Good one!
David : Thanks!
Ben : Yeah!
Katie : I think I see someone….
David : The one eyed one horned flying purple people eater?
Katie : *laughs* No, Candy!
David : Yeah!
Sonny : She’s with somebody
Raymond : There’s Candy
*they walk up to her*
Mrs. Kane : RAYMOND LEWIS?!?!?!?!?!?!??
Raymond : Yep!
Carol : Hi, Im Carol Leuschenhupner , my last name is now Kane
Raymond : Ah, you married a man with an easier last name to pronounce
Carol : *laughs* Yes, this is Bob
Bob : Hi, im Bob Kane
Raymond : Hey
Carol : Of course you know Candy
Candy : Yes!
David : Whats her last name?
Candy : Kane
*David and the others start laughing*
Candy : Go ahead, Im used to it, my sister’s name is Sugar, my brother’s name is Micheal
David : Cool!
Ben : Michael Kane?
Michael : Yes, Im sick of people telling me they loved me in “Goldmember” that’s Michael C-A-I-N-E mine is Kane
Warren : Yes, we know
Michael : Good
Raymond : So now we know, its Candy Kane
Sonny : Yep, mystery solved
David : So how old are you, Candy?
Candy : 17, Sugar is 16, Michael is 15
David : Cool, Im 15, Ethan’s 15, Ben, Warren and Sonny are all 17, Erin is 15, Katie is 16
Raymond : and Im 50
Carol : Cool, Im 50 also
Bob : Im 900, nah just kidding, Im 54
Raymond: Good, I was about to say, isn’t she a little young for you?
*all laugh*
Carol : Well, it was nice seeing you again
Raymond : Same for me, ah those were the days
David : “Boy the way Glenn Miller played……”
*all laugh*
David : Day after day im more confuuuuuuuuused
Candy : I love that song!
David : Really? So do we!
Ben : Yep!
Bob : Give me the beat boys…
David : FREE MY SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLL
*all laugh*
Raymond : We have a big rental truck
Bob : Cool
Raymond : Yeah
Candy : Wanna see our house?
All : SURE!
*they get in the truck to go to Candy’s house*
David : See what’s on the radio?
Raymond : Okay *turns it on* ooh Bohemian Rhapsody *starts singing*
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
David (singing) : Caught in a landslide to escape from reality
Ethan (singing) : Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see
Ben (singing): Im just a cruel boy, I need no sympathy
Warren (singing): Cause Im easy come, easy go, little high, little low
Sonny (singing): Anyway the wind blows, nothing really matters to me
All (singing): TO ME!!!!
Katie (singing): Mama, just killed a man
Erin (singing) : Put a gun against his head
Suzy (singing : : Pulled my trigger, now he’s dead
Carol ( singing ) : Mama, life had just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Bob ( singing ) : Mama, ooh, didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Candy (singing ) : Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters
Sugar (singing ) : Too late, my time has come
Sends shivers down my spine
Michael (singing ) : Body's aching all the time
Goodbye ev'rybody, I've got to go
David : Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
Mama, ooh, I don't want to die
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all
Raymond (singing ) : I see a little silhouetto of a man
David and Ethan (singing ): Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango
Ben and Warren (singing ): Thunderbolt and lightning
Very, very fright'ning me
David (singing ): Galileo
Ben (singing) : Galileo
Sonny (singing ) : Galileo
Ethan (singing }: Galileo
David (singing ): (Galileo figaro) Magnifico
Ben (singing ): I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me
The others (singing) : He's just a poor boy from a poor family
Spare him his life from this monstrosity
Ben (singing ): Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
The others (singing ): Bismillah! No, we will not let you go
Ben (singing ) : Let me go!
Others (singing) : BISMILLAH! We will not let you go
Ben (singing ) : Let me go!
Others (singing) : We will not let you go
Ben (singing ) : Let me go!
Others (singing) : We will not let you go
Ben (singing ) : Let me go
Others (singing) : Ah
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
(Oh mama mia, mama mia)
Mama mia, let me go
Beelzebub, has a devil put aside for me
For me, for me
David : So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye
So you think you can love me and leave me to die
Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here
Ben (singing) : Nothing really matters, anyone can see
Nothing really matters
Nothing really matters to me
Any way the wind blows
*they arrive at the house *
David : Whoa! Cool house!
Carol : Thanks!
Candy : Wanna see our rooms, guys?
All : Sure!
*they go into her room*
David : Whoa! Its great! I love these posters
Candy : All my favroite bands and movie stars
Sugar : Here’s my room. As you can see Im a Justin Timberlake fan
Ben : He’s making a country album
Sugar : Really?
David : Yeah here’s the cover *laughs as he shows it to her*
Sugar : That’s not real that’s fake
David : I know I was kidding! Ha ha ha ha ha *him and the others laugh*
Michael : Ok, come see my room
*they go in there*
David : WHOA! That stereo is RAD!
Ben : Yeah, dude, RAD
Michael : Thanks, Jeff Spicoli, ha ha, just kiddin
*all laugh*
Michael : Ok, I think I have the coolest room in the house
All : Ditto!
Michael : Thanks
All : Youre welcome!
Raymond : Now, let’s go downstairs
*they go downstairs*
Bob : Howd ya like the rooms/
Raymond : Great!
Carol : Now, what does everyone want?
David : Ill have some barbecued butterballs topped with some shrimp on the Barbie and Vanilla Coke mixed with syrup, hold the mayo
*all laugh*
David : Just joking, none of us are hungry, but what kind of sodas do ya have?
Bob : Dr. Pepper, Coke ,Pepsi, Vanilla coke, Diet Coke, and some more, oh and Coca Cola
David : Ill have some Dr. Pepper
Ethan : Dr. Pepper
Raymond : Coca Cola
Ben : Coke
Warren : Coke
Sonny : Dr. Pepper
Michael : Vanilla Coke
Katie : Pepsi
Erin : Pepsi, its so 80s
Bob : Sure is, Im gonna have a coca Cola
Candy : Ill have a Dr Pepper
Sugar : Ill have Diet coke
Carol : Il have Coke
*they get their drinks*
Bob : So, what have you guys done here in LA so far?
Raymond : Oh, we went to Disneyland, uh, we also went on the beach a couple times, blew Warren to the other side of the hotel room
*all laugh*
Carol : So Michael, tell them what the name of oyur high school is?
David : Mine is Seacrest
Michael : Whats the motto? Seacrest out?
*all laugh*
Michael : Okay, the name of my high school is. Schwarzenegger High School
David : Cool,is Arnold the principal?
*all laugh*
Candy : No, he’s too busy governing
Sonny : That’s right!
David : So , are we gonna go to the beach again?
Raymond : Let’s all go!
*they go back to the beach*
David : This is great!
Raymond : Yeah!
*”Walking on Sunshine” by Katrina and the Waves plays as it shows them doing silly stuff on the beach*
Raymond : Ah, Im gonna lay in the sand
The rest : Ok!
Raymond *lays in sand* : This feels good
Surfer #1 : Hey dude look what they bought out here
Surfer #2 : Wow, a redheaded fish, it loks like man though
Surfer #1 : It’s a man fish
Surfer #2 : Maybe it’s a merman
*both laugh*
Surfer #1 : Let’s cover it with sand
Surfer #2 : This is rad, dude
Surfer #1 : I know, excellent
*they cover Raymond with sand and leave*
Raymond : Hmmm, I feel something
David : Look! Ha ha! Someone covered Raymond with sand!
The others : Yeah!
Raymond : *gets up* Ahh someone’s covered me with sand
Surfers : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! ( continue screaming as if they just saw a monster come to life
Raymond : Ill get ya guys!
The others : Right behind ya, Raymond!
*them and Raymond chase the surfers in the ocean as the Hawaii Five O theme plays*
*Jaws theme plays as surfers stand there still scared*
Surfer #1 : Uhhh ahhh dude what is that thing?
Surfer #2 : A shark
Surfer #1 : Looks more like merpeople
Surfer #2 : Yeah
*Raymond pops up*
Raymond : Who you calling? MERPEOPLE?
*the others and him chase the surfers again, this time “Wipeout” by The Surfaris plays in the background*
Raymond : Im pooped lets go back
The others : Yeah!
Surfer #1 : That was close, dude
Surfer #2 : Yeah, near death experience , dude
Both : Nah
*back at the hotel*
Raymond : That was fun
David : Yeah!
Ethan : Too bad this is our last week here
Ben : Yeah, I wanted to stay longer
Warren : Me too
Sonny : Yeah, its been fun
Erin : Yeah, I didn’t think it would be fun, cause of Raymond being around
Raymond : Thanks, so what do you think now?
Katie : If you hadn’t come, I don’t know who we wouldve gotten
Raymond : Thanks, I was the one picked though
David : We could tell everyone about our trip!
Ben : Yeah!
Erin : You think our parents would buy the stories about the surfers thinking we were sharks?
Raymond : Yeah, David’s dad is my brother, and he’d believe tsuff like that
Katie : Good!
*Hotel Manager comes up*
Manager : Hi, we’re having a party here we were wondering if youd like to check it out
All : Sure!
Manager : Ok!
*at the party*
David : Great party!
Raymond : Yeah!
Emcee : And now Eileen Tureen
*she comes out on stage*
Eileen : Im gonna sing a song
*”Summertime” starts playing*
David : Good choice
Ben : I wonder if we can spice it up a bit
Raymond : Me too
David : Although this is a good song
Ethan : Yeah
Sonny : Someone ask for a requets
David : OK
Eileen : Im taking any requests
David : Yeah, do you know Dancing in the Streets?
The others : Good choice!!!
*”Dancing in the Streets”*
Eilen (singing ) : Callin´ out around the world
Are you ready for a brand new beat?
Summer´s here and the time is right
For dancin´ in the street
There dancin´ in Chicago (dancin´ in the street)
Down in New Orleans (dancin´ in the street)
In New York City (dancin´ in the street)
All we need is music (sweet sweet) sweet (sweet sweet) music
They´ll be music (music) everywhere (everywhere)
They´ll be swingin´ and swayin´ and records playin´
Dancin´ a in the street
Aw, it doesn´t matter what you wear
Just as long as you are there
So come on every guy
Grab a girl, everywhere around the world
We´ll be dancin´
We´re dancin in the street (dancin´ in the street)
This is an invitation across the nation
A chance for folks to meet
They´ll be laughin´, singin´ and music swingin´
We´re dancin´ in the street
Philadelphia, P.A. (dancin´ in the street)
Baltimore and D.C. now (dancin´ in the street)
Can´t forget the Motor City (dancin´ in the street)
All we need is music
(Sweet sweet) sweet music (sweet sweet music)
They´ll be music everwhere (everywhere)
They´ll be swingin´ and swayin´ (swayin´)
And records playin´ (playin´)
Dancin´ in the street
Aw, it doesn´t matter what you wear
Just as long as you are there
So come on every guy, grab a girl
Everywhere around the world
We´re dancin´, we´re dancin´ in the street
(Dancin in the street)
Way down in L.A. everyday
We´re dancin´ in the street (in the street)
Let´s form a big strong line
Get in time we´re dancin´ in the street
(Dancin´ in the street)
Fades-
Across the ocean blue, me and you
*song ends, everyone claps*
David : OK, now let’s do a song!
Raymond : Ok, let’s set it up
Ethan : Yeah
Ben : Ok
Raymond : Let’s go
they get stuff ready to go up on stage
Emcee : And now, David Lewis and the Maxims
*applause*
David : Ok 1, 2 1234!
*they start playing “Saturday Night’s Alright For Fighting”*
David (singing ) : It's getting late have you seen my mates, Ma tell me when the boys get here
Ethan (singing ) : It's seven o'clock and I want to rock
Raymond (singing ) :Want to get a belly full of beer
Ben (singing) : My old man's drunker than a barrel full of monkeys
And my old lady she don't care
Warren (singing ) : My sister looks cute in her braces and boots
A handful of grease in her hair
Erin : Don't give us none of your aggravation
We had it with your discipline
Katie : Saturday night's alright for fighting
Suzy : Get a little action in
All : P...P...P...P...Packed pretty tight in here tonight
I'm looking for a woman to see me right
I could use a little muscle to get what I need
I'll drink a fifth of jack and scream out "She's with me!"
Raymond : A couple of the sounds that I really like
Are the sounds of a switchblade and a motorbike
David : And I'm a juvenile product of the working class
Whose best friend floats from the bottom of a glass
Ethan : Don't give us none of your aggravation
We had it with your discipline
Ben : Saturday night's alright for fighting
Get a little action in
Warren : Get about as oiled as a diesel train
Gonna set this town alight
Sonny : Saturday night's the night I like
Saturday night's alright alright alright
Erin and Katie and Suzy : Don't give us none of your aggravation
We had it with your discipline
All : Get about as oiled as a diesel train
Gonna set this town alight
Saturday night's the night I like
Saturday night's alright
Saturday...Saturday...Saturday...
Saturday...Saturday...Saturday...
Saturday...Saturday...Saturday night's alright
Saturday...Saturday...Saturday...
Saturday...Saturday...Saturday...
Saturday...Saturday...Saturday night's alright
*song ends, huge crowd reaction*
All : Thanks!
David : That was fun!
Ethan : Yeah!
Raymond : Too bad we’re leaving, I really enjoyed it here
Ben : Yeah
*the next day on the day they leave*
David “ Well, we’re leaving today
Candy : Aw, well it sure was nice meeting you guys
All : Thanks!
The Kanes : Bye!
*they get on the plane to leave*
Raymond : Ohh
David : I sure don’t wanna leave
Ben : I know, it was fun
Ethan : Yeah
David : No , I don’t wanna go back, what if we never see The Kanes again?
Raymond : We will
David : How?
Raymond : Im gonna come back and see if I can make them move to Texas Ha ha
All : Great!
Raymond : Thanks!
*they go home*
Mr. Lewis : I bet they had fun
Mrs Lewis : I hope they did
Mr. Lewis : Yeah, me too
*door opens*
Everyone : We’re home!
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Ted : How was the trip?
David : Very good!
Raymond : Really fun! And remember that girl I had a crush on in high school she lives there now, is married and has three kids and we met them!
Ted : Cool, so who married her?
David : A guy named Bob Kane
Mrs. Lewis : Cool, what were the kids’ names?
Raymond : Micheal, Candy and Sugar
*all laugh*
Ben : Yep, it was good times
Ted : Cool
David ; So what went on here while we spent a few weeks in California?
Ted : Not much, spent some time with everyone’s parents
Raymond : I bet that was kind of fun
Ted : Yep, it was
Raymond : Cool
Marge ( Mrs. Lewis ) : Im glad you had fun!
All : Yep!
David, narrating again : So after we got back we just did our usual summer stuff, swimming, computer stuff, stuff we do at home. But we did get a surprise one day
*doorbell rings*
Ted : I’ll get it! *opens door*
David : *gasps* GUYS,IT’S THE KANES!!!!
The rest : Yay!
Raymond : Told ya Id bring them over!
David : This is awesome!
Micheal : I know!
Candy : Im so glad we came!
David : Me too!
David, narrating again : So then we all talked and stuff and Raymond told this really funny story about what happened at one of his jobs, see he was a guy that judged building plans one time and….
Raymond (in office ) : Okay, next?
Guy : Here, Mr. Lewis sir are my plans
Raymond : Ok great, let me take a look at them
Guy : Ok
Raymond (looking at plans ): Hmmmm, I see, ok, there’s one small…well not small, no ,one enormous problem, sir
Guy : What is it?
Raymond : There is only one bathroom, on one floor and……*yelling* ONLY ONE TOILET?!?!?!?!?!?
Guy : I thought thatd be enough
Raymond : You THOUGHT?!?!?!?! I don’t ask people to think, Ok if this was one story id understand, but THE BUILDING IS 40 STORIES HIGH! And one bathroom on ONE floor and ONE toilet.
Guy : But….
Raymond : But? But what? No ifs ands or buts or BUTTHEADS are going to give me stuff like this
Guy : im sorry…..
Raymond : You should be, I mean, what if someone has to pee really bad? What if a pregnant woman’s water breaks? HOW WILL THEY GET THERE FAST ENOUGH?
Guy : Th….
Raymond : How?
Guy : They could….
Raymond : How?
Guy : They could w….
Raymond : HOW?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?
Guy : They could use the elevators?
Raymond : Yeah, but…..*looks again* HAHAHAHAH! There ARE NO ELEVATORS?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!
Guy : I thought there were
Raymond : Non-SENSE! If there’s only steps, how can they get there fast enough?
Guy : Run?
Raymond: You cant run down the stairs! You could trip , fall, break your head open!
Guy : How can a head break?
Raymond : It could!
Guy : Ok! But how many bathrooms does it need?
Raymond : At least two on every floor
Guy : OK, but why not the one?
Raymond : Ok, lets say there’s a big huge line waiting for their turn in the restroom, cause of this and people really have to pee, you don’t want them wetting their pants, do ya?
Guy : No, but wouldn’t one just be easier?
Raymond : Not if you really have to squirt the lemonade out of your hot dog, if you know what I mean
Guy : *laughs* Yeah
Raymond : OK, FIX IT!
Guy : Ok!
Raymond (to self ) : That guy is just so…NERDY I mean one bathroom on one floor and only one toilet, man, that’s really bad
*phone rings*
Raymond : Hello, Raymond Lewis
Ted : Hey, Raymond
Raymond : Hey, Hey, Hey! Ted, whats up?
Mr. Lewis : Raymond, my kid and his friends are taking a vacation together , and they want you with them
Raymond : It’s a pleasure!
Raymond : Ahh, summer vacation, what fun
David, narrating again : So, yeah he made the call right after that happened. Then we got back to school. Sonny’s at the University of Texas in Dallas, Ben and Warren are at the one in Austin. And Ethan, me and Katie and Erin all went back to Seacrest for out sophomore and junior years. Raymond went back to work
*set on first day back at school*
Boy : Ethan! David! How was your summer?
David : Best summer yet
Girl : Cool! Youll have to tell us about it later!
David and Ethan : We will!
David, narrating again : So then our teacher asked our class to do the PERFECT assignment
Teacher : Good morning, class. Let’s write about what we did on our summer vacation
David ( to self ): Alright!
David, narrating : Of course, I wrote about our trip and some of the other stuff. The teacher loved it!
Teacher : David Lewis, very good story!
David : Thanks, Mrs. Crane
David, narrating : Wait! My teacher is Carol Kane’s sister! The one we met in LA! Her maiden name is also Leuschenhupner, this was awesome!
Mrs. Crane : Oh! David, you met my sister? What are her kids like?
David : Theyre great!
Mrs. Crane : Good!
David : Yep!
*movie ends, as credits roll , the original “Drift Away” by Dobie Gray plays*
*After movie ends, we cut to the Lewis’ house where a party is*
David : Hey, park your butts back in your seats, we’re not done with you, welcome to the David Lewis karaoke party!
*music plays*
David : Here’s one of my favorites
David *singing* : Blue jean baby, LA lady ,seamstress for the band, pretty eyes, pirate smile, you’ll marry a music man. Ballerina, you mustve seen her, dancing in the sand, now she’s in me, always with me, tiny dancer in my hand
*music changes*
Ethan *singing*: Mrs. Brown ,youve got a lovely daughter, girls as sharp as her are something rare, but it’s sad, she doesn’t love me now, she’s made it clear enough, it aint no good to pine
*music changes again*
Ben : It's not unusual to be loved by anyone,
It's not unusual to have fun with anyone,
But when I see you hanging about with anyone
It's not unusual to see me cry, I wanna die
Warren : It's not unusual to go out at any time,
But when I see you out and about it's just a crime,
If you should ever wanna be loved by anyone,
It's not unusual, it happens every day,
No matter what you say
You'll find it happens all the time
Both : Love will never do, what you want it to
Why can't this crazy love be mine.
*music changes again*
Sonny :
Don't let the sun go down on me
Although I search myself, it's always someone else I see
I'd just allow a fragment of your life to wander free
But losing everything is like the sun going down on me
Erin : You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life
See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the dancing queen
Katie : Friday night and the lights are low
Looking out for the place to go
Where they play the right music, getting in the swing
You come in to look for a king
Anybody could be that guy
Night is young and the music’s high
With a bit of rock music, everything is fine
You’re in the mood for a dance
And when you get the chance...
Both : You are the dancing queen, young and sweet, only seventeen
Dancing queen, feel the beat from the tambourine
You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life
See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the dancing queen
*music changes*
Raymond : Well I saw the thing comin' out of the sky
It had the one long horn, one big eye
I commenced to shakin' and I said "ooh-eee"
It looks like a purple eater to me
It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater
(One-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater)
A one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater
Sure looks strange to me (One eye?)
Ted : Well he came down to earth and he lit in a tree
I said Mr. Purple People Eater, don't eat me
I heard him say in a voice so gruff
I wouldn't eat you cause you're so tough
Bob : It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater
One-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people eater
One-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater
Sure looks strange to me (One horn?)
*music changes*
David, Ethan, Ben, Warren and Sonny : Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk
I'm a woman's man, no time to talk
Music loud and women warm
I've been kicked around since I was born
And now it's all right
It's ok and you may look the other way
We can try to understand
The New York Times' effect on man
Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother
You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin'
And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Ha, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Ha, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive
*music changes*
Carol and Marge: Callin´ out around the world
Are you ready for a brand new beat?
Summer´s here and the time is right
For dancin´ in the street
There dancin´ in Chicago (dancin´ in the street)
Down in New Orleans (dancin´ in the street)
In New York City (dancin´ in the street)
All we need is music (sweet sweet) sweet (sweet sweet) music
They´ll be music (music) everywhere (everywhere)
They´ll be swingin´ and swayin´ and records playin´
Dancin´ a in the street
*music changes*
David : I've got sunshine
On a cloudy day.
Ethan : When it’s cold outside I got the month of May
David, Ethan, Ben, Warren and Sonny : Wel,, I guess, ypu’ll sya, hwat can make me feel this way
My girl ( my girl )
Talkin’ bout My Girl ( my girl )
*music changes*
David : If you see a faded sign by the side of the road that says
15 miles to the... Love Shack! Love Shack yeah yeah
I'm headin' down the Atlanta highway, lookin' for the love getaway
Ethan : Heading for the love getaway, love getaway,
I got me a car, it's as big as a whale and we're headin' on down
To the Love Shack
Ben : I got me a Chrysler, it seats about 20
So hurry up and bring your jukebox money
Everyone : The Love Shack is a little old place where we can get together
Love Shack baby, {a Love Shack bay-bee}.
Love shack, baby love shack, love shack, baby love shack, love shack. {love baby, that's where it's at) love shack {love baby, that's where it's at)
All : LOVE SHACK!
*party ends*
*credits show the songs listed , then we cut to David again*
David : Youre still here? The movie and party’s over! Go home! Go!
The end