View Full Version : Everything I ever needed to know I learned from Facts of Life!


Mr. Garrett
11-24-2001, 04:40 AM
1) It's not a good idea to pour beer on an undercover cop.

2) You paint it, you live in it! (reference to the paint fight!)

3) Guys who want movie tickets are perverts!

4) Always be nice to the 6th Beatle because he will find a way to screw your competition if you do!

and the most important of all...

5) NICE GIRLS DON'T THROW TREES!!!

L8ER!

Mr. Garrett

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I am NOT going to be known as Sexy Lingere!
Jo

Peekskill citizen
11-24-2001, 01:16 PM
That's funny, I'll try to think of some! I like the Star Wars poster of this! Maybe if we could get enough from anyone I could make a mini poster!

ks
11-24-2001, 01:44 PM
Originally posted by Peekskill citizen:
That's funny, I'll try to think of some! I like the Star Wars poster of this! Maybe if we could get enough from anyone I could make a mini poster!


Cool! I'll try and think of some too. What Star Wars poster are you reffering to?


ks

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" I believe someone famous once said 'Thou shall not steal.'" Blair W. Warner
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Jinny: Your born, you die pretty much the same person. The rest is just window dressings.
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Jo: Your born, you move on, you die, that's life.
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FolFanatic151
11-24-2001, 05:47 PM
6.) Always check to make sure that the car is in park before you start a car.

ks
11-24-2001, 07:39 PM
7) If I harrass the mail monitor I won't be getting my mail anytime soon.

ks

MrsGarrettRocksMySocks
11-24-2001, 10:15 PM
8.) quuuuiiiieeeettt!!!

9.) we are in trouuuubblleeee!!!!

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*Blair:I just had another one of my brilliant ideas!
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my e-mail is charlotte_rae_fan@yahoo.com e-mail me!!
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I think that CHARLOTTE RAE is the BEST ACTRESS that EVER lived!!She is incredible!!SOMEDAY...I *WILL* meet HER!!
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I finally got it all together, but I forgot where I put it!
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IM me using piggy2111
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Tootie:WE ARE IN TROUBLLEEEEE!!!!
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I'm a sports pro------crastinator.-Cathy
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Dorothy: Get back here you WITHERED OLD SICILLAIN MONKEY!
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The greatest come backs of all time I get from Blair Warner, turn blue! In your Ear! and It all sounds so wholesome, I could barf!
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-Lizzie Marie~!:)

Warm & Fuzzy
11-24-2001, 10:34 PM
Never try to find your wrench during an emergency, or else you'll get hit by Mrs. G's frying pan!

ks
11-24-2001, 11:10 PM
Pack a suitcase just in case of emergencies, such as a FIRE!

ks

CK
11-25-2001, 06:34 PM
Learn morse code for little latchkey kids

Warm & Fuzzy
11-25-2001, 06:47 PM
If you have a rumor, speard it!

ks
11-25-2001, 07:08 PM
There isn't such a thing as a 'one of a kind suitcase.'


It even freezes in Florida.

Acting Girl 19
11-25-2001, 07:31 PM
Never let a 12-year-old boy name your group, he might pick a really bad one.

FolFanatic151
11-25-2001, 08:04 PM
LOL These are all so great! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

ks
11-25-2001, 09:11 PM
It's not wise to break in line just to get to the ladies lounge.

Ags2000
11-26-2001, 01:37 AM
If Blair can stand up for herself by smacking a hoodlum upside her head with a mop, then so can I. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

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Ags2000
11-26-2001, 03:12 AM
We were all born at Woodstock.

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Mr. Garrett
11-26-2001, 03:54 AM
Good stuff so far!

Hey Peekskill Citizen, have you got enough stuff to make a poster yet? If so remember to save the nice girls don't throw trees line for last! (Like the Star Trek one where at the end it says "...and whenever you are confused simply say 'facinating'!" )

L8R G8Rs!!!

Mr. Garrett

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I am NOT going to be known as Sexy Lingere!
Jo

ChickOnHockeySkates185
11-26-2001, 12:47 PM
Everything will go wrong when you decide to stay up and pull an all nighter studying for finals

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-Queen Keightee Nancy McKeon of the T-Shirts, Tony Sopranos, Big Toes, Pencils, Paper plates, and Chocolate Eclairs.

5 Queens, 1 Goddess and a message board. One Code: Hell Raising
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-keightee!

Ags2000
11-26-2001, 03:43 PM
Originally posted by ChickOnHockeySkates185:
Everything will go wrong when you decide to stay up and pull an all nighter studying for finals

Ain't that the truth. I've learned this from first hand experience, yet I still do it. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

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ks
11-26-2001, 07:44 PM
Don't by tons of beauty supplies before you are sure that you can actually sale it.


When going into the drive in, don't forget to let the person who is sneaking in out of the trunk!

ks

Peekskill citizen
11-30-2001, 07:25 PM
Ok, I'll be glad to make the poster. First I need to know if all you guys want to include all of the quotes or if you want to add more. Tell me which ones are the best. I'll make the poster and put it on my new website for all of you to see and print out. I'm thinking it will be a one page mini-poster. BTW, ks, the star wars poster I was referring to is the one that says all I Need To Know about life I learned from Star Wars. It has stuff like do or do not, there is no try, and navigating through hyperspace is not like dusting crops, stuff like that. Well, I hope to have all of your input soon.

iluvjoandnancy4eva
11-30-2001, 08:05 PM
LOL those r funny. Sometimes when my mom is talking about something, Ill be like HEY that was on FOL!!!! Like when once she was talking about Patty Hurst I thought about when blair said "Look at me. Patty Hurst had an easier ride!" From the last drive in. But almost everything I know I learned from FOL!!!

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Madelyn Polniaczek/Exstead

The peeps at school call me Polniaczek.

"Nancy in the hand is worth Jo and Jinny in the bush" (CJ and JC sistas 4 eva)

Blair: Uh, as I was saying, Halston really has a terrific line.
Jo: Yeah, I've been out with him. Can't believe a word he says.

Jo: Boy, He stuck to me like flies on a no-pest drip. The only way I could get rid of him was to say I'd go out with him!
Blair: You mean Harrison asked you out on a...uh..
Tootie: Date, Blair. We call it a DATE.
Jo: Yeah, theres some wing-ding tommorow night.
Nat: Could that be youre wing-ding Blair?
Blair: I dont go to wing-dings. I go to cotillions.
Jo: Well, If thats a dance at the Highcrest country club, then your Cotillion and my wing-ding are the same thing.

Blair: ...He squeezed her hand. Her face flushed hotly. At that moment he kissed her.
Tootie: Her face flushed hotly...
Nat: Someone wanna hose Tootie down?

My future career- A Nancy Follow-arounder

GO TO MY NANCY SITE... YOULL LIKE IT. SIGN MY GUESTBOOK PLEASE!!!
www.geocities.com/nancy_mckeon_4eva/

IF YOU WANT TO GO TO MY UNDER CONSTRUCTION FOL SITE, GO HERE-
www.geocities.com/leather_jacket_jinny/

Blair85
12-01-2001, 01:21 AM
Originally posted by Ags2000:
If Blair can stand up for herself by smacking a hoodlum upside her head with a mop, then so can I. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

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I love that episode! Blair really whacked her upside the head pretty good.

Blair-Lisa#1Fan
12-01-2001, 02:25 PM
what's the address to your website?????

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--Dana
Actressgrl7@aol.com

Blair: I just had another one of my brilliant ideas!!!!!

JMPolniaczek15
12-02-2001, 07:46 PM
What I've learned...

*Never leave your bedroom window open overnight

*You can be good friends with someone no matter how much you have in common

*Crushes can be painful

*You can be religious without becoming a nun

*Even if you aren't related, your friends can be your family

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"You're old, you're ugly, you live with it!" - Jo
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"Why would you want to be popular? You have to smile and talk to peple and all that stuff!" - Jo
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Rose: So, Jerry, ever dressed up like a horse?
Jerry: No, but thank you for asking!
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"Get back here, you deceitful little Sicilian gecko!" - Dorothy Zbornak
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"I've got PMS and I've got a gun - any questions?" - Jinny Extead
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May God be with the friends and family of those whose lives were lost in this terrible tragedy.