R: Ain't ya got no Muriels down there?

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R: Norton, what does icky mean? Alice said I was icky.

N: Must mean fat.

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This is my friend Harvey.

N: Hey Ralph, he's even bigger than your friend Shirley.

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R: I know there gonna get me Norton, I'ma scared, I'ma scared

E: Ralph you mind if I smoke?
R: I don't care if you burn!

R: You! are a blabber mouth

A: Hello killer. I call you killer because you slay me.
R: I'm calling Belview cause your nuts!

Ralph- Leave it there, the cat'll get it...(to Alice) leave it there, the cat'll get it....

Alice- I heard..I heard! :lol:

Ralph: "A man's home is just like a ship. And on this ship I'm the captain. I am the captain of this ship. You are nothing but a lowly third class seaman."

Ralph: I gotta BIIIIIIIIIG MOUTH!!!

Ralph: Homina homina homina homina homina.

Ralph- What could you possibly need with all these modern amentities?


Game show host- Who composed this song?
Ralph- A humananahumana..... Ed Norton?


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Ralph - Remember this Alice...I'm the boss, you're nothing.

Alice - Big deal, you're the boss of nothing.

Ralph: Don't you realize there comes a time in a man's life when he's gotta take a chance? I gotta take a chance, Alice! I have to take a chance! Where we would be if Columbus hadn't taken a chance?
Alice: We'd be in Italy and you'd be telling your friends you know Gina Lollobrigida.
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Ralph: There's an old saying that goes, "Speak softly and carry a big stick."
Norton: Great saying. Who said it?
Ralph: I think it was Natalie Wood.
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Norton: Let me see here there. "Four-letter word for place of dwelling": House. H-O-S-E. You know, that's the trouble with these crossword puzzles, they don't present a challenge, they're too easy.
Alice: Yeah, they're real easy. Easy: E-S-Y.*
* in color version of that routine: E-Z-Y
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Norton: That four-letter word for "bug" ain't right, it's gotta end with a "T."
Ralph: Put down 'nat.' N-A-T.
Alice: Ed . . . 'gnat' is spelled with a 'G'.
Ralph: 'Nat' is spelled N-A-T. Put it down.
Norton: Hey, I gotta go along with Ralph, I got a guy who works in the sewer. He don't spell it with a 'G': Nat Birnbaum.
Ralph: You hear that, Alice? Nat Birnbaum doesn't spell his name with a 'G'.