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Cactus Jack
05-28-2004, 04:31 PM
What does evryone thinnk is the worst audiiton ever?


Mine is bewteen William hung, Keith and the Derek guy from season 1

vienna waits
05-28-2004, 04:36 PM
-the transvestite last year who wore jeans spilt up to his waist and "goodbye.. I'm spent! *snaps*" when he was leaving.
-scat girl
-the guy who was not interested
-danny, the guy in the blue sweater who still wants an apology :lol:
-milk

Janet McFarland
05-28-2004, 04:39 PM
The chubby skat girl! I remember after her audition she says in tears , " Thanks Paula for liking my shirt! " I'm still laughing :lol:

Cactus Jack
05-28-2004, 04:42 PM
Originally posted by Idol Fanatic

-danny, the guy in the blue sweater who still wants an apology :lol:
Oh yes he was B A D

Cactus Jack
05-28-2004, 04:42 PM
Originally posted by Trippergrl
The chubby skat girl! I remember after her audition she says in tears , " Thanks Paula for liking my shirt! " I'm still laughing :lol: :lol:

¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
05-28-2004, 04:42 PM
My favorites in no order are:

Keith 'Like A Virgin'
That guy who wasnt interested.. what was his name.. Marques or something..
Milk
Tamika

My favorite though is still.. siiiiiiiiiilent night. I said-a siiiiiiilent night. :rofl:

Cactus Jack
05-28-2004, 04:51 PM
Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
My favorites in no order are:

Keith 'Like A Virgin'
That guy who wasnt interested.. what was his name.. Marques or something..
Milk
Tamika

My favorite though is still.. siiiiiiiiiilent night. I said-a siiiiiiilent night. :rofl: Yeah


Oh yeah ive seen that silent night one :rotflmao:


I like Mylk too

David
05-28-2004, 06:38 PM
Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
My favorites in no order are:

Keith 'Like A Virgin'
That guy who wasnt interested.. what was his name.. Marques or something..
Milk
Tamika

My favorite though is still.. siiiiiiiiiilent night. I said-a siiiiiiilent night. :rofl: :lol: Silent Night and Tamika were hilarioius

-*Forever*-
05-28-2004, 07:24 PM
Milk kicks Will Hung's ass.

Brian
05-28-2004, 07:54 PM
Keith definitely has the worst audition ever. Other honorable mentions:

Derek
The one girl from AI2 who met Mariah Carey who tried to sing Against All Odds but didn't do well.
The girl from the Houston auditions who did a horrific job of the Pointer Sisters song I'm So Excited. And I hated that song with a passion to begin with!
Scat Girl was funny. Randy's reaction to her singing is priceless.
The Whole New World Disaster.
Another bad Houston audition in which a girl tried to sing Celine Dion's "That's the Way It Is" and sounds like a ghost. Also while she sings the weather gets worse. She blamed her bad singing on her nerves when it was her voice and she refused to believe the judges when they said she was abysmal.

consentida
05-28-2004, 08:56 PM
I dont remember what season it was but it was the guy who sang "The Greatest Love Of All" and just when you thought he was finished he would keep going. Oh man...that was funny.

The guy who thought he was Enrique Iglesias.

And who could forget good ole Keith. "Like a virgin!" lol.

Krisalicious
05-28-2004, 09:54 PM
- Milk
- Scat Girl
- FOOKLING

I am Him
05-28-2004, 10:47 PM
Definately Derek from season 1.

That audition still makes me laugh :rofl:

As I look into your eyes
I tell you what I see
Your the only one
That I see in my dreams
I wanna hold you close
Give you every thing girl
let me know
you wanna wear my diamond ring
I wanna keep you in my heart
Hold you close to me
Your the only one
that I see in my dreams

Derek: You want to hear the chorus?

Simon: Frankly I couldn't hear any more....okay.....best singer in America?

Derek: oh yeah

Simon: Well I can honestly say you are the worst singer in America

Derek: Really? Well this is my first audition sir

Simon: Well that doesn't surprise me, and this should be your last.

vienna waits
05-28-2004, 11:08 PM
Originally posted by Krisalicious
- FOOKLING [/B]

It stinks that she didn't hit it big like her brother William.

david&maddie4ever
05-28-2004, 11:20 PM
That girl who sang "Strong Enough" and sounded like a man...I think she was Romanian or something...she had one of the deepest voices I've ever heard!

Danny - Mr. Apology. I loved it when Paula asked him to sing another song because she was the only one who could keep a straight face. :lol:

The twin sisters who sang "Ain't No Mountain High Enough" with harmony that was way off.

Fookling.

Will Hung.

Keith.

Scat Girl.

consentida
05-28-2004, 11:38 PM
Originally posted by david&maddie4ever
That girl who sang "Strong Enough" and sounded like a man...I think she was Romanian or something...she had one of the deepest voices I've ever heard!


Fookling.




OMG, I forgot about those. That girl did have a really deep voice. And wasnt she the one that was telling the story about the conversation on the phone with her boyfriend or something? I know she told some really odd story that had to do with the deepness of her voice...

-*Forever*-
05-28-2004, 11:43 PM
Originally posted by consentida
OMG, I forgot about those. That girl did have a really deep voice. And wasnt she the one that was telling the story about the conversation on the phone with her boyfriend or something? I know she told some really odd story that had to do with the deepness of her voice...

:lol:

"People call me early in the morning and I'm like, 'Hello?' and they're like, 'Oh hi Ivan!' and I'm like, 'I'm not Ivan' and they go, 'Oh quit kidding around, I've got something to tell you' and I'm like, 'No really, I'm not Ivan!'"

Anyways, AAAAH. I forgot about Fookling. And of course....

THIS IS MY DOMAIN.

Mr. Paul An.

vienna waits
05-29-2004, 12:10 AM
deep voice girl = karmen. I like impersonating her :D

consentida
05-29-2004, 12:23 AM
Originally posted by -*Forever*-
:lol:

"People call me early in the morning and I'm like, 'Hello?' and they're like, 'Oh hi Ivan!' and I'm like, 'I'm not Ivan' and they go, 'Oh quit kidding around, I've got something to tell you' and I'm like, 'No really, I'm not Ivan!'"



:rotflmao:

-*Forever*-
05-29-2004, 03:36 AM
Reaaaaaaallly bad audition...

Cactus Jack
05-29-2004, 07:55 AM
Originally posted by -*Forever*-
Reaaaaaaallly bad audition... I remember her!

She sang All By Myself


Simon : Keep singing like that and you will be!

Cactus Jack
05-29-2004, 07:58 AM
Originally posted by [.AIkenCompany3.]
:lol: Silent Night and Tamika were hilarioius Ditto


So was that guy that sang the national anthem , and said "rocket red blare" instead of "rocket's red glare" :lol:

Cactus Jack
05-29-2004, 08:00 AM
Oh and wh can forget LONNE HIGHTOWER? The guy that sang America the Beautiful, and got all mad when he got rejected


Oh and yes I remember Fookling and Karman aka Ms "I sound like a man, got a prolem with that? "

David
05-29-2004, 09:58 AM
Originally posted by Krisalicious
- Milk
- Scat Girl
- FOOKLING aaaaaaaah Fookling!!!!! lol William Hung's long lost sister

AllIWantIsYourClutch
05-29-2004, 10:42 AM
-Mylk

-the girl from Season 1 who said that Paula was just jealous of her

-the skinny guy who wrote his own song

-the guy who sang the wrong words to the national anthem

-the 'Silent Night' guy

Cactus Jack
05-29-2004, 10:46 AM
Originally posted by David
aaaaaaaah Fookling!!!!! lol William Hung's long lost sister Yes her and Wilma :lol:

David
05-29-2004, 10:49 AM
Originally posted by "Weird" Jack Wilso-vic
Yes her and Wilma :lol: aww the big idolreject family

Cactus Jack
05-29-2004, 10:53 AM
Originally posted by David
aww the big idolreject family Yup

Krisalicious
05-29-2004, 01:14 PM
Originally posted by -*Forever*-


Anyways, AAAAH. I forgot about Fookling. And of course....

THIS IS MY DOMAIN.

Mr. Paul An.

Ahh Paul An! "I will not walk, I will not talk, I will not gather in the night, I will only dress-right! Dress-right!"

Also, the I'm So Sexy guy :rotflmao: "And I spank my little toosh on ZE CATWALK!"

Janet McFarland
05-29-2004, 01:37 PM
Originally posted by Krisalicious
Ahh Paul An! "I will not walk, I will not talk, I will not gather in the night, I will only dress-right! Dress-right!"

Also, the I'm So Sexy guy :rotflmao: "And I spank my little toosh on ZE CATWALK!"

OMG! I remember the " I'm so sexy guy! " He was hilarious! :lol:

David
05-29-2004, 01:50 PM
Originally posted by Trippergrl
OMG! I remember the " I'm so sexy guy! " He was hilarious! :lol: lol and he had the girlfriend (Sara Logan) who made it through to the Hollywood rounds :lol:

Cactus Jack
05-29-2004, 10:45 PM
Originally posted by Krisalicious
Ahh Paul An! "I will not walk, I will not talk, I will not gather in the night, I will only dress-right! Dress-right!"

Also, the I'm So Sexy guy :rotflmao: "And I spank my little toosh on ZE CATWALK!" Oh yeah! he was HILARIOUS :rotflmao:

Cactus Jack
05-29-2004, 10:46 PM
Originally posted by David
lol and he had the girlfriend (Sara Logan) who made it through to the Hollywood rounds :lol: :lol: Yeah



And also I just watche done where this guy with a REALLY high voice sang my Gilr, and he liked badmouthed the judges in fornt oft hem saying they were horrible

Cactus Jack
05-29-2004, 10:48 PM
LOL and that guy that sang the Erasure song LOL

david&maddie4ever
05-30-2004, 10:11 PM
Did Karman (the deep voice girl) win like the national Romanian singing competition or something? I remember that for some reason. :confused:

Originally posted by TradingMooses
-the skinny guy who wrote his own song


Are you talking about the guy who said that he wanted to "share his heart" with America? :rotflmao: