Alrighty, Michelle and I had an idea for a TD/CSI x-over, since Tracey was on CSI and because Michelle loves CSI anyway and yeah, here it comes... so far it's just TD, enjoy!

Disclaimers: The shows belong to their producers and the TV stations and production companies and so on. We're just writing for fun... and having a helluva lot of that. So Enjoy!

The Division/CSI crossovers (with references to the CSI ep Bad Words because Tracey Needham (CD on The Division) had a guest appearance as Jessica Abernathy in that episode)

Love in Las Vegas
by Michelle and cat


It was yet another Friday afternoon, no different from all the other ones. People were doing their every day routine at work: teachers in their schools, doctors and nurses in the hospitals, cops at various crime scenes...

While at the east coast the people were getting off work again already and were free to enjoy their weekends in Miami, New York, Boston, or whereever they lived, those on the west coast, for example in Los Angeles, San Francisco or Las Vegas had a few more hours left until it was time for them to start into the weekend.

Not all of them were looking forward to it that much though. "I can't believe we're on call again this weekend. I swear as soon as we walk out of the door, we'll get a case." A tall blonde cop was muttering to her partner while they were wrapping up the paperwork of their last case.

"Chill out, we might get lucky." With a wink he smirked at her and she couldn't help but smile back at him.

The little scene was observed by their commanding officer from her office. Like the others Captain Kate McCafferty was waiting for the weekend to start. Chuckling she watched the Inspectors chat while they finished up their reports. Sighing she realized that she herself had some more paperwork waiting on her desk that she had to complete before she could call it a day.

As she put on her glasses again and looked at the papers in front of her, the door to her office opened and the last person she wanted to see right now walked in. "Captain."

"Sir." Forcing a smile she put her glasses down again and got up to greet the Chief of Police, hoping he wasn't there to chew her ass off for whatever reason.

Kate shook his hand. The only thing she could think of was how that should have been her standing there as the Chief of Police, and not him. She smiled at him, and asked, "So what did you need?" Bracing herself she waited for his answer.

"Well..." he said, "I have some good news."

Kate interrupted him, "Well there's a first for everything."

"Yes, there is." He smiled as well, but it was a nice smile just one for politeness. "In our district this year your division arrested most people with convictions, and as a reward all of you, get a week vaction to Las Vegas."

"This some kinda joke?" Kate asked suprised.

"No joke." To affirm what he had just said, he handed her a paper and six plane tickets to Las Vegas. "Your division has the most solved crimes in the whole San Francisco area. So to increase the number of solved cases we decided to reward the best Division with a week long vacation every year."

"Very well." Proudly Kate took the tickets from him. "We'll make sure to win every year then."

He stood to leave, and said, "Well then I look forward to giving you these tickets every year then." Though he doubted that to be true. However he didn't know how good of a captain Kate was, nor did he know how good the people who worked under her were. They walked to the door and he said, "Have a good day Kate."

"You do the same." Kate said, and shut the door behind him. Then she went to sit down, and as she did, she put her feet up on her desk. "Well well well." She said to herself. Now all she needed was a drink in her hand, and with a little smile she thought to herself, and some gambling chips, and she would be all ready. First though she had to tell her inspectors." She got up from her desk, and walked outside, and said, "Everyone listen up. I got some news."

"I knew we'd get a case" Inspector Candace DeLorenzo muttered to her partner, Nathan Basso.

"Hell, she might have good news." The dark-haired handsome man grinned, optimistic to whatever their boss had to tell them.

"What's up Cap?" The lively African-American woman with the desk closest to their bosses office grinned. She had tried to eavesdrop on the conversation but all she had heard was Las Vegas. So she wondered what this was about now. "Come on, tell us already!"

With a small smile playing on her lips Kate decided to let them dangle on her hook a little before telling them the great news. "Patience Inspector Washington, pacience."

"Yeah Raina, really. We'll hear the bad news soon enough." Rolling her eyes the dark haired woman who was sitting on her desk took a sip out of her waterbottle and then sat that down next to the nameplate that read 'Jinny Exstead, Inspector'.

"Okay--" Kate sighed, "I will give ya that bad news. Well it seems that the SF trash deparment has lasped in their job, and the people of San Fran haven't been doing their job at keeping the parks clean. So the Mayor, and Chief of Police have made a plan that all officers and inspectors of the SFPD would have to go for chairty this weekend, and clean the streets of San Francisco this weekend, and since it's chairty non of us get paid."

As soon as she had said it, Kate heard them protest all at once.

Raina asked, "What?!"

Nate jumped up, "You got to be kidding me!"

CD crossed her arms, "I am not picking up trash."

Magda shook her head, "Umm...I don't think so."

Jinny laughed full of sarcasm, "No way in hell!"

Kate started laughing, "God I am good."

No one seeing the humor in this at all, Jinny said, "I must have missed the joke!" Everyone agreed to that.

Kate said, "It's a late April fool's day joke. Besides I'm getting all of you back for the missing dead body story."

"Ha ha, very funny." Raina muttered.

"Yeah, and don't you remember cap, you found that body after all!" With a grin Jinny reminded her of that.

"SITTING IN MY CHAIR!" Kate glared at the witty woman who was laughing again now. "You think it's funny to walk into your office and see a rotting corpse taking a nap in your chair?!?"

"Well I don't have my own office... but if you get me one, I'm sure I'll find it hilarious." Again Jinny smirked.

"Cap... corpses don't take naps... corpses are just... ya know... dead..." Nate joined the laughter as he corrected her.

"Except the corpse in this case was really tired and fell asleep in that comfortable chair of yours." CD laughed as well, remembering that day vividly.

"You people are disguisting!" Kate glared at them, for a moment she even considered to give those tickets to her daughter Amanda and her friends, but that would be unfair too. "And you of all people, Inspector DeLorenzo! I can't believe YOU played along!"

"Are you kidding me? That was hilarious! I said hell yeah right away!" Laughing CD remembered how Nate and Jinny had told her about the little prank idea.

Wrapping his arm around CD's shoulder Nate grinned. "And didn't she look pretty with all that gore makeup?" He winked at his partner. "We should dress you up as zombie more often, you don't look as scary as usual then..."

"Nate Basso, you little jerk!" For that little compliment she shot her partner a glare. "I swear I can make you look like a corpse without any make-up."

"Uh oh..." Quickly he withdrew his arm again. "Don't hurt me, I have a date tonight..."

"With your right hand, huh?" Jinny winked at him.

Kate laughed at that, she thought at least the subject had turned off her, "Well Nate, if you have a date with a woman or your hand is well... none of my business, but you all might want to start packing."

Jinny sighed, "Here it comes that bad news."

"Well.." Kate said, "If, you call a free trip to Vegas bad news well then you're in for a crappy vacation."

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here's part two, for the faithful ;)

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"Well.." Kate said, "If, you call a free trip to Vegas bad news well then you're in for a crappy vacation."

CD asked, "WE get to go to Vegas? What's the deal, when does that bad news come?"

"Geez." Kate said "You guys are suspicious. What makes you think there is bad news?"

Jinny agreeing with CD, said, "Cause there's always bad news after something good happens."

Kate said, "Nope no bad news. It's all good. The Chief of Police said that we were the division with the most solved cases in San Francisco. So as a reward they are sending us to Las Vegas." Kate smiled

"You know--" Raina said, "This reminds me of one of the Designing Women episiode where they went on a vaction and all they had was bad luck."

"Oh god Raina, please!" Annoyed Jinny rolled her eyes.

"I'm telling ya, that's an omen!" With her pencil Raina pointed at Jinny.

"Yeah right, of course Raina." CD was as annoyed as Jinny. "We're all going to die because you watch too much TV, sure."

Angrily Raina looked at the blonde woman. "All I'm saying is..."

At that Kate cut her off. "I don't care what you think, but I am looking forward to this and I will enjoy my week in Las Vegas. Lazily lying at the pool, suntanning with delicious drinks, enjoying the casinos, trying my luck, room service..."

"Cheap hookers... and strip shows everywhere..." Nate added with a huge smirk while the women groaned at him and CD hit him over the head with a file.

"Syphilis, Hepatitis, HIV..." She rolled her eyes at him.

Nate looked at CD, "Oh come on guys? You can't tell me that none of you would like to see some of them strip clubs?"

CD smiled in return, and said, "Only if they have two balls, and a stick in the middle."

Kate said, "Amen!"

Jinny smiled, "I am all for that."

Nate frowned, "Damn I have to be the only damn guy in this place!"

"Oh come on! Like you don't enjoy it..." CD rolled her eyes.

"Maybe... a little..." Nate admitted with a little smirk.

"Sooo..." To change the topic back to their vacation again Raina looked at Kate. "We leave on Monday?"

"Exactly." With that Kate held up the tickets.

With a broad grin Magda looked at them. "Maybe I should ask Jonah if he wants to..."

"NO!" All of the others said in unision. They hated it how their friend had changed and was cheating on her husband now and rather spent time with her lover than her family.

"Oh" Jinny said, "That reminds me, there's this place I read about in the newspaper. It's this night club, and it's like this huge bubble bath with all these bubbles, and dancing. We should all go there. It would be a bunch of fun!"

Nate grinned, "Isn't that the place where a woman was found dead, and they also found a bunch of sperm in the joint as well?"

Jinny smiled, "Yeah that would be the place." Jinny patted Nate's back, "I am sure that's where the two of you could get your orgy going!" She smirked at him. "You and your hand, that is..."

Kate's eyes got huge, and she said, "You had me all the way up to the huge orgy... at that I think I am going back to work." She walked back into her office completely grossed out at this point.

"Spoilsport..." Magda muttered and picked up the phone to find a babysitter for her son for that week.

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That was hilarious. I luv this fic. Keep it comin'

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Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
"Syphilis, Hepatitis, HIV..." She rolled her eyes at him.

lmao, i loved that line so much

well, i'm not part of the faithful, but i loved it and can't wait till more

LOL, this fic is soooooo funny! :lol: I loved the reference to Desiging Women---I know that episode well! ;) :D And ooooooh, I can't wait to see how everyone acts when they're drunk, especially our favorite couple. ;) :D

Michelle and I are glad ya all like! :D Here's more

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The weekend had gone by fast, and almost everyone was at the airport. Raina was still on her doom kick. "What if, the plane crashes?"

Jinny rolled her eyes, that was not something to say in the middle of an airport, "You say one more word about crashing, and I am going to crash you into next year!"

"How come everytime we all go somewhere you threaten me, Jinny?" Raina looked at her with big eyes.

"Why? Because you ask stupid questions such as that one!" Jinny muttered.

"I do not!" Raina pouted.

"You do to!" Jinny yelled.

Kate sighed, "Kids... kids... Would you please stop fighting? Otherwise you won't be able to go to Las Vegas."

They both asked, "How will you stop us from going?"

Kate smirked and held out the tickets, "Cause I still have all of the tickets!" Both Jinny, and Raina groaned, "Now hug, and make up." Kate smiled.

"You aren't making me hug her... ARE you?" Jinny asked.

Kate smirked, "You want your tickets don't you?" Before either of them could take the tickets away Kate put them in her pocket. Yet again Kate smirked, "Now come on where's that hug?... The two of you want your tickets don't you?"

Jinny huffed, but in truth she kinda saw Raina as the little sister she didn't have. And Raina saw Jinny as her big sister. The two of them scooted near each other, and gave a quick hug, and after Jinny grumbled, "You better not have cooties."

At that moment they saw CD and Nate approach, apparently argueing about something.

"I CANNOT believe you gave that cabdriver your phonenumber as tip!" CD muttered while Nate kept on trying to grab her suitcase to carry it for her, but she didn't want that.

"Come on, she was cute." Nate smirked. "Now let me carry that thing!"

"NO! I can carry it myself you hobby Casanova." With that they reached Jinny, Raina and Kate.

Kate sighed yet again, "This is gonna be a LONG trip. Has anyone seen Magda?" Kate asked

Everyone looked at each other and they shook their heads no. Raina frowned. "See this is how it starts, One person of a group gets lost, and then you find them all cut up in somebody elses suitcase, or in the plane bathroom!"

Jinny hit Raina upside the head, "Would you stop your nonsense! She is probably saying bye to Ben and Gabe."

CD mumbled, "Or saying bye to her other boyfriend."

"Well," Nate said, "That would be a good send-off at least!"

CD hit is head, "You're just upset that we didn't do it before we left."

At that Kate raised her eyebrows. "I wasn't aware you two are 'doing it' in the first place...."

"Well we're not!" CD shot a glare at Nate. "But his date stood him up and he showed up at my place drunk on Friday, so he slept on my couch, and decided to just spend the whole weekend with me, trying to get laid."

Nate had a huge smile on his face, "Is that why you called my name out in your dreams?"

"Who called out your name in the middle of the night?" Magda walked up behind them.

Nate smirked and said, "CD was."

CD started to object right away, not wanting them to know that she was having romantic and erotic dreams about her partner. "Well I was having a nightmare. Something about you cutting me into little pieces, and putting me into Raina's suitecase."

At that Raina shrieked and pulled her gun out and aimed it at Nate. "GET AWAY FROM ME YOU PSYCHOTIC KILLER!"

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! omg, i was gonna try and quote my fav line, but there was like FOUR different parts that i freakin loved!!!!! that was o so great!!!!!!!!!!! please post more ASAP!!!! :):D

Originally posted by candace~n~nathan
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! omg, i was gonna try and quote my fav line, but there was like FOUR different parts that i freakin loved!!!!! that was o so great!!!!!!!!!!! please post more ASAP!!!! :):D

lol! So quote em all! What were they?

Originally posted by candace~n~nathan
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! omg, i was gonna try and quote my fav line, but there was like FOUR different parts that i freakin loved!!!!! that was o so great!!!!!!!!!!! please post more ASAP!!!! :):D

LOL, me too!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

New page! Now you HAVE to post more!!!!! :D

lol, not before you don't tell us your fav parts! ;) And I'm getting tired here... so if you post before I go to bed you'll get more soon, if not, sometime tomorrow... or so... heh ;)

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
The weekend had gone by fast, and almost everyone was at the airport. Raina was still on her doom kick. "What if, the plane crashes?"

Jinny rolled her eyes, that was not something to say in the middle of an airport, "You say one more word about crashing, and I am going to crash you into next year!"



"You aren't making me hug her... ARE you?" Jinny asked.

Jinny grumbled, "You better not have cooties."


"Come on, she was cute." Nate smirked. "Now let me carry that thing!"




CD mumbled, "Or saying bye to her other boyfriend."

At that Kate raised her eyebrows. "I wasn't aware you two are 'doing it' in the first place...."


Nate had a huge smile on his face, "Is that why you called my name out in your dreams?"


CD started to object right away, not wanting them to know that she was having romantic and erotic dreams about her partner. "Well I was having a nightmare. Something about you cutting me into little pieces, and putting me into Raina's suitecase."

At that Raina shrieked and pulled her gun out and aimed it at Nate. "GET AWAY FROM ME YOU PSYCHOTIC KILLER!"

alright those are my fav!! lol, the first part b/c it reminded me of the friends finale, i loved the HUG line, and Kate asking about them "doing it" was LMAO!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

and CD, u naughty girl!!! ;);), and that last line made me laugh until i died!! so post more NOW before u go to bed!!!! ILY!!

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
lol, not before you don't tell us your fav parts! ;) And I'm getting tired here... so if you post before I go to bed you'll get more soon, if not, sometime tomorrow... or so... heh ;)

LOL, OK! OK! :lol: Here's my fav parts:

1."I CANNOT believe you gave that cabdriver your phonenumber as tip!" CD muttered while Nate kept on trying to grab her suitcase to carry it for her, but she didn't want that.

"Come on, she was cute." Nate smirked. "Now let me carry that thing!"

"NO! I can carry it myself you hobby Casanova." With that they reached Jinny, Raina and Kate.

2. "See this is how it starts, One person of a group gets lost, and then you find them all cut up in somebody elses suitcase, or in the plane bathroom!"

3.CD hit is head, "You're just upset that we didn't do it before we left."

At that Kate raised her eyebrows. "I wasn't aware you two are 'doing it' in the first place...."

"Well we're not!" CD shot a glare at Nate. "But his date stood him up and he showed up at my place drunk on Friday, so he slept on my couch, and decided to just spend the whole weekend with me, trying to get laid."

Nate had a huge smile on his face, "Is that why you called my name out in your dreams?"

"Who called out your name in the middle of the night?" Magda walked up behind them.

Nate smirked and said, "CD was."

CD started to object right away, not wanting them to know that she was having romantic and erotic dreams about her partner.

4."Well I was having a nightmare. Something about you cutting me into little pieces, and putting me into Raina's suitecase."

At that Raina shrieked and pulled her gun out and aimed it at Nate. "GET AWAY FROM ME YOU PSYCHOTIC KILLER!"

There! I just about posted the whole thing again. :D Now do I get more? Pretty please?

lol... no... changed my mind.... byeeeee....


































j/k... lol here ya go!

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At that Raina shrieked and pulled her gun out and aimed it at Nate. "GET AWAY FROM ME YOU PSYCHOTIC KILLER!"

"RAINA!" Kate grabbed the gun from her. "I'll confiscicate that..."

"THANK YOU!" All of them shouted at Kate while Raina whimpered.

"What if he wants to kill me?" She pointed at Nate.

"Then we'll throw a party because you're gone..." Jinny couldn't stop herself from saying that.

"What?" Raina cried, "I am serious here. I have never had one good vacation. They all ended badly. The first time I ever went, I was going on my first rollercoaster, and I tripped going up the stairs, and broke my arm. Another time my mother Wanda was mistaken for a murderer, and put in jail. Do you know what that does to a little girl? Then the last vacation I ever went on we were running in the woods, and found a dead body. Guys I am not kidding. Nothing good comes form vacations!"

"Bull**** Raina. Stop being so damn supersticious!" Jinny rolled her eyes.

"Well I for one, have some good news!" Magda grinned at them.

"Now you're talking. That's what I wanna hear." Kate looked at her. "What's the good news?"

"I uh... I have this... friend... in Las Vegas, ya know when Gabe had a gig in Vegas a few months ago? Well I met this guy, Franco, and he's gonna come and pick us up at the airport and drive us to the hotel, isn't that amazing?"

"A 'friend'?" Jinny was suspicious of that already, wondering if he was a friend who humped her or just a guy she and her husband hung out with.

Magda rolled her eyes, "Yes a 'friend'" but Magda could help but blush, and she had a huge smile on her face.

It was Jinny's turn to roll her eyes, "Just as I thought."

"Look he's just a nice guy...Okay?" Magda said.

CD raised her eyebrow, "A friend with privileges?"

Nate was surprised to hear that out of CD's mouth and asked, "How would you know about that?"

"Oh, Nate..." CD smirked, "There's so much you don't know about me."

Kate sighed, "I am starting to agree with Raina. I am getting this really bad feeling in my gut."

Raina triumphantly grinned at that. "See? We're doomed, I'm telling ya!"

"I'll doom ya into your suitcase if you don't shut up!" Jinny glared at her.

"Yeah, could we please just all board that plane and enjoy our vacation?" CD muttered.

They all got on the plane and soon it took of and after a few minutes the flight attendants started to hand out sodas and peanuts. As they reached the little group, Raina, who had demanded to sit right next to an emergency exit, motioned the friedly woman to lean in closer and then whispered, "Say, the pilot, is he good? I mean how many planes did he crash already? He better not crash this one!"

With a friendly smile the stewardess assured Raina that everything would be fine. "Well first of all the pilot is a woman, but she's one of the best our airline has to offer, she never crashed a plane and I'm sure she wants to keep it that way."

Raina nodded, but wasn't convinced of the safety yet, but before she could ask the next question, Kate, who was sitting beside her asked something. "Do you serve Cognac? Or rum? Or whiskey? Or anything? Because if I want to survive this flight and if SHE..." With that she pointed at Raina, "...is supposed to survive to reach our destination as well, I'm gonna need a drink!"

At that Jinny who was sitting on the other side of the aisle, with Magda interrupted them. "UNFAIR!" She yelled at Kate. "If I can't drink no one here gets to drink! You all think being sober is such a piece of cake, huh? Well actually it was... until I met RAINA!"

"Oh shut your face! Don't use me as an excuse just because you want to drink!" Raina yelled from her seat, and at the same time, both Raina and Jinny, who had window seats tried to lunge at each other, over Kate and Magda who had the aisle seats.

"See what I mean?" Kate muttered to the chuckling stewardess as she pushed Raina back into her seat while Magda did the same with Jinny.

CD and Nate, who had the seats behind Kate and Raina just watched the little scene and decided to pretend they didn't know the other four. CD was looking out of the window while Nate grinned at the brunette woman when she dropped the peanuts on their little tables. "Hey, how about I'll show ya my own peanuts?" Nate wiggled his eyebrows at her. "They're much more fun to play with..."

"I uhh, I'm sure they are..." She didn't quite know how to reply to that.

At that CD turned around, having an idea. Angrily she glared at Nate. "I can't believe it!" She yelled at him. "It's our honeymoon for christs sakes! We're married for what? Six hours and already you're flirting with other women! I knew I shoulda listened to my dad! You're nothing but a scumbag!"

Nate just blinked at her with big eyes, having no idea what the hell that was about now, but he figured he'd better play along. "I uhhh, sorry?"

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Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo


"THANK YOU!" All of them shouted at Kate while Raina whimpered.

"Then we'll throw a party because you're gone..." Jinny couldn't stop herself from saying that.




"I'll doom ya into your suitcase if you don't shut up!" Jinny glared at her.


"Do you serve Cognac? Or rum? Or whiskey? Or anything? Because if I want to survive this flight and if SHE..." With that she pointed at Raina, "...is supposed to survive to reach our destination as well, I'm gonna need a drink!"

At that Jinny who was sitting on the other side of the aisle, with Magda interrupted them. "UNFAIR!" She yelled at Kate. "If I can't drink no one here gets to drink! You all think being sober is such a piece of cake, huh? Well actually it was... until I met RAINA!"


CD and Nate, who had the seats behind Kate and Raina just watched the little scene and decided to pretend they didn't know the other four. CD was looking out of the window while Nate grinned at the brunette woman when she dropped the peanuts on their little tables. "Hey, how about I'll show ya my own peanuts?" Nate wiggled his eyebrows at her. "They're much more fun to play with..."

"I uhh, I'm sure they are..." She didn't quite know how to reply to that.

At that CD turned around, having an idea. Angrily she glared at Nate. "I can't believe it!" She yelled at him. "It's our honeymoon for christs sakes! We're married for what? Six hours and already you're flirting with other women! I knew I shoulda listened to my dad! You're nothing but a scumbag!"

Nate just blinked at her with big eyes, having no idea what the hell that was about now, but he figured he'd better play along. "I uhhh, sorry?"

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ROTF!!!!!! LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! omg, that was sooooooooo funny!!! :lol: :happyface omg,that was so great!!!!!!!!! and it gets me in ur PANTS!! WAHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! well, unzip baby, b/c i replied w/ my fav lines!!! ;);)

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo

At that CD turned around, having an idea. Angrily she glared at Nate. "I can't believe it!" She yelled at him. "It's our honeymoon for christs sakes! We're married for what? Six hours and already you're flirting with other women! I knew I shoulda listened to my dad! You're nothing but a scumbag!"

Nate just blinked at her with big eyes, having no idea what the hell that was about now, but he figured he'd better play along. "I uhhh, sorry?"

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LMAO!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: I loved that part so much!!!! I can't wait to see what happens now!!!!

And Cat, LOL, so THAT'S what you wanted to show me......;)

Originally posted by Snowfall
LMAO!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: I loved that part so much!!!! I can't wait to see what happens now!!!!

And Cat, LOL, so THAT'S what you wanted to show me......;)

yep, that thing needed a couple of piercings ;)

and here's more

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At that CD turned around, having an idea. Angrily she glared at Nate. "I can't believe it!" She yelled at him. "It's our honeymoon for christs sakes! We're married for what? Six hours and already you're flirting with other women! I knew I shoulda listened to my dad! You're nothing but a scumbag!"

Nate just blinked at her with big eyes, having no idea what the hell that was about now, but he figured he'd better play along. "I uhhh, sorry?"

"Sorry doesn't cut it you jerk!" CD yelled. "I thought you love me!"

"I DO love you!" He protested. "Honey, I just made a little joke, that's all!" Hoping CD had a damn good reason for her show he smiled at her and actually he was really happy because finally he got to tell her what he felt for her, even though it was just show, his feelings still were real.

Since an unhappy couple was the last thing she needed right now the flight attendant cleared her throat. "Hey, since it's your honeymoon, how about I upgrade you to first class? As wedding present from our airline."

"Right on!" Nate yelled happily and realized why CD had staged their little fight.

CD rolled her eyes hit hit him upside the head but smiled at the friendly woman. "Thank you, we'd like that."

"Great, this way please." Smiling she led them to the first class. As they passed Raina, Kate, Magda and Jinny, Nate couldn't help but turn around and stick his tongue out at them, the biggest grin plastered on his face.

"I swear I'm going to shoot SOMEONE this week..." Kate muttered to herself.

"See, that's the vacation demon!" Raina nodded. "He's haunting us already!"

"Kill HER! Please Cap, kill Raina!" Jinny murmured.

"Well I can't wait to see Franco." Magda grinned and started to eat her peanuts.

Meanwhile in the first class CD and Nate got seated and each got a glass of champagne from the stewardess before she went back into the economy class to continue what she had started.

"I should marry you more often!" Nate grinned and clinked his glass with CD's. "That was brilliant!"

"Well I figured it's the either that, or jump off the plane, to get away from those lunatics." CD grinned. "Cheers."

"Cheers." Nate grinned back at her and they both took a sip of their sparkling drinks. After that Nate couldn't resist and give CD a quick peck on the lips.

CD slightly blushed and looked at him confused. "What the hell was that for?" She hissed.

"For my brandnew wife." Winking he smirked at her and then whispered even though that was as untrue as their marriage, "The stewardess was looking."

"Oooh okay." CD nodded.

"Say..." Grinning Nate put his hand on her thigh. "Now that we're married... how about we sneak off to the bathroom and join the mile high club?"

CD grinned back at him sweetly. "The only thing I'd do with you in that bathroom would be flushing your head in the toilet, but if you'd like that, sure."

Sighing Nate withdrew his hand again. Of course he had been joking, not that he didn't want it, but if he and CD would ever be more than friends, he wanted everything to be romantic. Still he couldn't help but dreaming about what it would be like to have sex with her in the little bathroom stall.

"Besides..." Smirking CD spoke up again. "I'm a member already, and let me tell you, it isn't as exciting as people make it sound like. I mean, rushed sex in a tiny bathroom... please! Like that would be so much fun..."

With his mouth and eyes wide open Nate just stared at her, he really hadn't seen that one coming and didn't even want to ask if she had done it with Paul, Brian, or whoever. "You're just trying to out-slut Magda." He muttered and took a sip from his glass.

"Like that is even possible." CD chuckled and they finished their champagne, chatting about what they wanted to do in Vegas.

Because they had spent most of the weekend having fun together, watching videos, talking about all kinds of things, eating a lot of junkfood, and talking even more, they both were tired and soon fell asleep. CD's head was resting on Nate's shoulder and his head was leaning against hers, and no one would think that in fact they weren't honeymooners.

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo


At that CD turned around, having an idea. Angrily she glared at Nate. "I can't believe it!" She yelled at him. "It's our honeymoon for christs sakes! We're married for what? Six hours and already you're flirting with other women! I knew I shoulda listened to my dad! You're nothing but a scumbag!"

Nate just blinked at her with big eyes, having no idea what the hell that was about now, but he figured he'd better play along. "I uhhh, sorry?"

"Sorry doesn't cut it you jerk!" CD yelled. "I thought you love me!"

"I DO love you!" He protested. "Honey, I just made a little joke, that's all!" Hoping CD had a damn good reason for her show he smiled at her and actually he was really happy because finally he got to tell her what he felt for her, even though it was just show, his feelings still were real.

Since an unhappy couple was the last thing she needed right now the flight attendant cleared her throat. "Hey, since it's your honeymoon, how about I upgrade you to first class? As wedding present from our airline."

"Right on!" Nate yelled happily and realized why CD had staged their little fight.

CD rolled her eyes hit hit him upside the head but smiled at the friendly woman. "Thank you, we'd like that."

"Great, this way please." Smiling she led them to the first class. As they passed Raina, Kate, Magda and Jinny, Nate couldn't help but turn around and stick his tongue out at them, the biggest grin plastered on his face.






"I should marry you more often!" Nate grinned and clinked his glass with CD's. "That was brilliant!"

"Well I figured it's the either that, or jump off the plane, to get away from those lunatics." CD grinned. "Cheers."

"Cheers." Nate grinned back at her and they both took a sip of their sparkling drinks. After that Nate couldn't resist and give CD a quick peck on the lips.

CD slightly blushed and looked at him confused. "What the hell was that for?" She hissed.

"For my brandnew wife." Winking he smirked at her and then whispered even though that was as untrue as their marriage, "The stewardess was looking."

"Oooh okay." CD nodded.

"Say..." Grinning Nate put his hand on her thigh. "Now that we're married... how about we sneak off to the bathroom and join the mile high club?"





Because they had spent most of the weekend having fun together, watching videos, talking about all kinds of things, eating a lot of junkfood, and talking even more, they both were tired and soon fell asleep. CD's head was resting on Nate's shoulder and his head was leaning against hers, and no one would think that in fact they weren't honeymooners.

ROFTLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: I just LOVED LOVED LOVED those parts! This fic soooooooo ROCKS!!!!!!!!! More soon? :D

hmmm, even though you don't deserve it... (except for Tara of course ;) ) here's the next part

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Before they realized it, they had landed at the airport and were waiting for the suitcases at the baggage claim. "See," Jinny said, "Nothing bad happend."

Raina looked at Jinny, "It's only the first you wait...You'll see."

"Yeah uh huh? Sure....." Jinny said.

"Maybe our suitcases disappeared or something..." Raina said just before they appeared and Nate gave her a look as he grabbed his.

"You were saying?" CD gave her a look and grabbed her own.

"Well maybe..." Raina started again but Kate put her hand over her mouth.

"No more worst case scenarios, at least until we get to the hotel! Is that clear?" Her voice sounded incredibly annoyed.

Raina nodded with Kate's hand still covering her mouth.

"Good." Taking a breath of relief Kate removed her hand.

As soon as she was free to speak again Raina piped up "But..."

At that Kate had her hand on Raina's mouth again. "NO buts either."

Again Raina nodded and Kate withdrew her hand again.

With that they finally made it to the exit where Magda happily ran up to a handsome man. Jinny couldn't help but slightly laugh when she saw him, and the others had grins on their faces too. His hair was full of gel, and he was wearing a violet Armani suit and had three gold necklaces and four rings full of diamonds as accessories. As hello, he quickly kissed Magda and pinched her butt. At that Jinny was almost doubling over with laughter, and Raina couldn't believe what she was seeing either. They were holding onto each other for support. Kate nudged them when Magda and her friend were approaching them.

"Guys, this is Franco." She smiled at him and then pointed at her co-workers. "Kate, Jinny, Raina, CD and Nate."

"Nice to meet you all." They politely shook hands and Kate was just glad that Raina and Jinny had themselves under control again.

Franco led them to his limosine, and with that drove them to their hotel, the Fitzgeralds Holiday Inn in downtown Las Vegas.

Thankfully during the ride neither of them said anything, they were all busy watching how Magda was making out with her friend, all of them unable to believe this really was happening and all having their own assumptions about him.

At the hotel Franco told them he had to get back to work and drove off again while they walked into the lobby to get their keys. Of course Kate was the one to walk up to the concierge.

While Kate was waiting in line and discussing something with the young guy behind the counter, the others started to grill Magda.

"So just how many 'friends' do you have? I mean apart from Jonah and that pimp." Jinny just had to chuckle a little.

Magda protested. "First of all his name is Franco and he's not a pimp! He owns a club here..."

"Oooh, a strip club!" Nate grinned. "Where's it at? Your Franco is my new best friend..."

"Gee thanks a lot. an hour ago I was your best friend because I got us into first class!" CD rolled her eyes.

"Seems like he's trying to get into something else now..." Jinny laughed and at that moment Kate walked back up to them.

She just overheard Jinny's comment. "I don't even wanna know what you're talking about..."

"Smart decision." Raina nodded. "All I'm saying is... vacation..."

"SHUT UP!" They all yelled at her.

"One of us is not going to survive this vacation." Muttering Kate rubbed her temples.

"THAT'S what I've been saying all along!" Pointing at Kate Raine glared at the others. "We're doomed! Why can she say it but I can't?"

"First of all, Raina, SHE is our boss, she can say pretty much anything and we won't plot to kill her, in your case on the other hand, you're the one we're plotting to cut in pieces..." Jinny explained to her, a mad look on her face and Raina just gulped, now slightly scared of Jinny as well, starting to believe she went on vacation with a group of mad murderers.

LMFAO!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: GREAT as usual you two!!!!!!! I want more, I want more, I do, I do!!!!!!!

and I wish I had a guy like FRANCO in MY life!! ;) HAHA

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
hmmm, even though you don't deserve it... (except for Tara of course ;) ) here's the next part

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"Gee thanks a lot. an hour ago I was your best friend because I got us into first class!" CD rolled her eyes.



Thanks!

And LMAO, you two!!!! I love this fic, and that part cracked me up so much! :lol: Post more soon!

Originally posted by candace~n~nathan
LMFAO!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: GREAT as usual you two!!!!!!! I want more, I want more, I do, I do!!!!!!!

and I wish I had a guy like FRANCO in MY life!! ;) HAHA

LMAO, bitchfight between you and Magda there???

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"Alright everybody, just listen up." Kate got their attention. "Apparently the SFPD or the mayor or whoever is behind this, well they aren't as generous as it appears to be. We have to share rooms, I guess you partners wanna share..." With that she pointed at Magda and Jinny and CD and Nate. "So that leaves me with the lunatic."

Jinny walked up to Magda, and said, "So I can't wait to room with ya, roomie. It's gonna be so much fun."

Magda said, "Uhhhh.... Jin there's something I have to tell ya."

Jinny asked, "What is it?"

"Well." Magda said, "I am getting a room all by myself."

"What?!" Jinny asked getting mad

"Well Franco knows the manager, and he made sure that I'll get the president suite." Arrogantly Magda grinned at them.

"What is it with you people? First CD and Nate get themselves into first class, now Magda in the president suite..." Shaking her head Kate wondered what she was doing wrong here.

They all just grinned though.

Kate took that opportunity to say, "Well, in that case, Jinny, Raina, I guess it's settled then: the two of you will share the same room." Truth to be told Kate didn't want to get stuck in a room with Raina, so she gave herself a little upgrade there.

"Okay, then I get to bunk with you and Nate gets the third room?" CD spoke up.

"I don't think so." Laughing Kate shook her head. "You two are partners, you share. I'm the captain, I have my own office, I get my own room."

"BUT..." Both CD and Nate protested, even though actually they didn't mind to share, they just protested because they thought they were supposed to protest.

"No buts. My room is my castle, and intruders will get shot." Smirking Kate handed a set of keycards to Raina and Jinny and the other one to CD and Nate.

"I'm starting to see your point..." CD muttered in Raina's direction.

"Oh come on guys! Cheer up!" Jinny laughed. "It's your honeymoon! Enjoy it!"

"Exactly, honeymooners gotta share a room." Kate laughed.

"I'm never gonna marry you again." CD muttered and grabbed the keys, in fact she couldn't help but imagine to actually be married to Nate though. They went to the closest elevator and while CD and Nate were dreaming about holy matrimony, Magda got out her cellphone and called Franco, and it was obvious what they were talking about, while Raina and Jinny were fighting about the beds already, both wanting the bed closest to the TV... and closest to the window.

So Kate and Magda had each gotten their own room. Magda because her 'friend' had paid for it, and Kate because Jinny and Raina were rooming together, and so were CD and Nate, so that left Kate in her own room. They all decided they were going to meet in an hour to go get something to eat. But first they all wanted to get settled in their rooms, which were some of the smaller suites the hotel had to offer.

In Jinny and Raina's room there was a small dining area, a couch, and chairs, and they had only one bedroom, with two beds. They both were unpacking their stuff; Raina was putting everything neatly into drawers while Jinny was throwing everything around. It was kinda like the Odd Couple. Only with Raina, and Jinny. Raina asked, "What are you doing? Your stuff is all over the place."

Jinny said, "Your point being?"

"I mean, maybe you should put it away nicely. I can't sleep in here if all your stuff is all over the place." Raina complained.

Jinny sarcastically said, "Well then you can sleep outside on the couch."

"I am not sleeping on the couch!" Raina yelled, "We are supposed be sharing a room. And part of sharing is having respect for the other person's space."

Jinny said, "First of all I am supposed to be sharing a room with Magda. And second of all I was never taught how to share so therefor I don't share well with others."

"Well." Raina said, "I guess you could just go up to Magda's room, and invite yourself to stay in her room, cause she has the biggest room, and you shouldn't have any trouble throwing your stuff all over the place."

Jinny thought on that for a moment and Raina was unpacking her last thing from her suitcase. Then Jinny said, "Well I would go to Magda's room, but God only knows who's going to be in and out of her room."

Raina grabbed the last thing and started walking past Jinny to the window. Knowing about Magda and the other guy she said, "Good point. I guess we're rooming together then... Roomie!"

Jinny glared at Raina, "Stop calling me that!" Jinny saw Raina putting something in the window and said, "What do you think you're doing? What the hell is that anyway!"

"I am putting it up in the window. It's called a dreamcatcher. It keeps all the demons and bad things away while you're sleeping." Raina explained.

Jinny rolled her eyes, "Raina you can't be serious? Nothing bad can happen in your dreams, and if you tell me one of your 'true dreamcatcher stories'. I will be the worst nightmare you have ever had! Now take down that damn thing, and put it on your side of the room."

"Okay fine, I will put it on my side of the room! I guess we will be drawing lines here soon, so we know what side not to cross." She said.

Jinny smiled, "The first good idea I think you have ever had."

Raina mumbled, "This is gonna be a LONG week."

Jinny asked, "What was that?"

Raina raised her eyebrow, and like she was coming on to Jinny, said, "I said, you would look good in a THONG this week."

Jinny's eyes were about to pop out of her eye sockets. "Stay away from me!"

Raina started cracking up. "I got you good on that one." When Jinny glared at her again, Raina asked, "What?! I owed you for more than one of your comments." Before Jinny could say anything else the phone rang. It was Kate. Raina answered it. "Hello"

Jinny laughed, and said, "You might want to be careful it might be one of your demons!"

Raina joked, "Close enough, it's Cap!"

Jinny started cracking up, "Good one!" She thought to herself, 'I will teach her to be a smart ass...' Jinny thought again, and was laughing even harder to herself, 'A mini me!'

Raina said, "Okay will do. What's your room number?" Raina wrote it down on a piece of paper so she wouldn't forget it. "See you then."

Jinny asked, "What did she want?"

"Well," Raina said, "She wants to see us in her room in about half an hour instead of an hour, and she wants to talk to us about something, but she didn't say what."

Jinny had a strange look on her face, and said "That's strange."

"Yeah it is, reminds me of the Rocky Horror Picture Show." Raina said.

"You know Raina you are starting to remind me of one of those criminally insane people who kill off all their friends, and then end up in a criminally insane prison." Jinny said getting irritated.

"Well then," Raina said with a smirk, "You better sleep with one eye open then."

rotf!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!!! omg, this fic is so freakin funny!!!!!!!!!!!! i loved that post so much!!!!!! :D:D so more SOON!!!

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That was so funny!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: And I loved how CD and Nate "protested"......;) ;) This fic ROX!!!! Post more soon!

glad ya like :) And whoohoo... new page lol...

and yeah really, poor Nate and CD gotta share ;) And here's HOW they share...

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Meanwhile Nate and CD were having their own little discussion. Their suite was laid out exactly the same way as Jinny and Raina's. When CD walked in, she had nothing in her hands, and wasn't carrying anything. Nate had said he could handle it all. And since he was getting on her nerves about him being the man and all she decided that he was man enough to carry it all. Once they got into the room, CD said, "You can put them in the bed room," and pointed at the suitcases.

Nate groaned, "You know you could open the door for me at least."

CD laughed at him, "Nope, you said you could handle it all... You know cause you're the big strong man, and I'm the helpless weak woman."

Nate got into the room, and dropped all the suitecases. "CD that's not what I meant, and you know it!"

"Ahhhhh." CD nodded her head, "Is that why, when you passed the woman who barley had any clothes on and dropped her money right in front of you, and you couldn't help her, because you had to take all the suitecases up to our room," She gave him a look and sarcastically added, "because I couldn't handle them on my own," rolling her eyes she continued, "you said that if she waited, you would come back out and help her?"

"CD what I meant was that you couldn't carry all the suitecases, as in mine, and yours, up to the room by yourself. You know I believe in women's rights, and all that crap." He groaned.

CD raised her eyebrow, and repeated the last part of what Nate said, "And all that crap? What's that supposed to mean?"

Nate wiped his forehead from the sweat that was pouring down his face, "You know what? Let's just forget it okay? No matter what I say at this point you are going to argue with me."

CD smiled, she had won their fight. "You only stopped because I was winning." She started moving all of Nate's suitecases out of the bedroom.

"I stopped fighting because I didn't want to fight anymore." He frowned when he noticed what she was doing. "Hey... Hey what are you doing with my stuff?"

She looked at him as if he was crazy, "What do you think I am doing?"

"You're moving my stuff out of the bedroom... I am asking why you are doing that?" Confused he watched her.

CD rolled her eyes, "Because you aren't sleeping in the same room as I am."

Nate couldn't believe this. "But we have two beds in there, I get one and you get the other."

This time CD smirked, "No I get the bedroom, and you get the pullout bed from the couch." She was getting him back for him flirting with all the women that day. But he didn't need to know that. "Now if you excuse me, I am gonna change clothes for dinner."

Nate smiled, "I'll watch." He thought to himself it was worth a shot.

CD smirked, and closed, and locked the door, "I don't think so."

Nate went to go sit on the couch when the phone started ringing. He called out to CD, "I got it." He picked up the phone, and said, "Hello."

"Hey, " Kate said. "I need for you and CD to meet me in my room in about fifteen minutes if you can make it by then."

Nate said, "Hold on a sec." And he put his hand over the phone, and called to CD, "Hey CD you think you can be ready in fifteen minutes?"

CD asked, "Yeah, Why?"

"Because Kate wants us to meet in her room before we go down to dinner with everyone." He answered.

CD said, "Yeah that's fine, I will be ready."

Nate got back to Kate, and said, "Yeah we can be there in fifteen minutes."

"Great." Kate said, "I will see you then." They both hung up again and went back to what they had been doing.

Ooooooh, this is SO GREAT!!!!! I love this fic!!! I can't wait to see what happens when bedtime rolls around....;) ;) :D Post more soon!

Originally posted by Snowfall
I can't wait to see what happens when bedtime rolls around....;) ;)

This fic is awesome!!! I can't wait either:) Post more so we can get there quicker:D

Originally posted by Snowfall
Ooooooh, this is SO GREAT!!!!! I love this fic!!! I can't wait to see what happens when bedtime rolls around....;) ;) :D Post more soon!


LMAO, Tara!!!!!!! :D:D

that was great, little feline!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! more asap!! :)