Envy, it was a waste of money and if your going to see it, DON'T.

The worst movie I've seen it's called 'IShtar'

The only movie I ever walked out of theater on was Dune, and Gigli was even worse than I expected.

Ishtar's kind of a given...it's the one long-standing joke in the film industry. Recently overtaken by Gigli, I think as the worst movie ever made. There was Waterworld...that was supposedly pretty dreadful. I haven't seen it. I tend to read reviews, and go from there. I go more for the stars involved, and tend to chose Romantic Comedy over drama or special effects. I can say "Godzilla" was pretty darn awful..I DID see that one!

I kinda figured Envy would be awful

The worst movie I have ever seen was Bo Derek's Tarzan, the Ape Man. As Leonard Maltin put it, "If you really want to see Derek unclothed buy a pinup calednar." That movie is boring, cheesy, and just bad.

There are other films that I think are the worst that were on Mystery Science Theater 3000. There are three movies on that show that saw that I think are the worst ever made.

Manos, the Hands of Fate - Arguably the worst movie on MST3K. Bad sound, bad movie, and bad script. Three actors committed suicide after the film was made but I don't know if the movie had anything to do with it.

The Creeping Terror - This film is about a "creature from beyond our solar system" that looks like a mix of a Chinese dragon and a giant caterpillar. It eats people. But there's more to it than that. Nobody even makes an attempt to get away from it and the creature moves very slowly. They then help the monster eat them my shoveling themselves in. Most of the dialogue was replaced by a narrator's voice because the director accidentally knocked the sound recording equipment in the lake and there was not enough money in the budget to replace it.

The Beast of Yucca Flats - More like "The Beast of Yucky Flats." Get this: the entire film is narrated by the film's director, Coleman Francis, because all the sound was accidentally erased during postproduction. The narration is weird because it seems like Francis is saying random stuff. One notable line is, "Flag on the moon. How did it get there?" There is some dialogue but you can only hear it when a character is off camera.

unintentionally bad?

Madonna's Swept Away

intentionally bad?

Crocodile

Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation. This is one of the worst movies ever made IMO.

I think that Armageddon with Bruce Willis was probably the worst movie ever made. The acting was terrible and the script was terrible. And the animal crackers scene between Ben Afflect and Liv Tyler was awful.

The Cat in the Hat...I seriously was ready to take the pins off my purse and stab my frikin eyes out. That movie made me want to cry it was so painful to watch.

The Jerky Boys movie was horrible. Worst. Movie. Ever.

Originally posted by Dutabi84
The Jerky Boys movie was horrible. Worst. Movie. Ever.

So was "The man who knew too little." One of very few failures by Bill Murray.

Glitter

Anaconda

Jaws: The Revenge (If you think Halloween 3: Season of the Witch was bad, try this one on for size)

Amityville 1992: It's About Time

Originally posted by little insomniac
Glitter

Anaconda

Jaws: The Revenge (If you think Halloween 3: Season of the Witch was bad, try this one on for size)

Amityville 1992: It's About Time
Jaws The Revenge was awful. I don't know what they were thinking.

Originally posted by mr roper

Jaws The Revenge was awful. I don't know what they were thinking.

It made my eyes burn and I'm telling you right now, I was too busy laughing to even think about being scared. :lol: They should've quit while they were ahead. Michael Caine couldn't even save the day.

ROCKY V was terrible too. I really liked the fight with the Russian in the previous one and was terribly dissapointed with this one.

Little Nicky. Part of the movie took place in hell but I felt like I was in hell the entire time watching it.

I didnt care too much for Bicentennial an, I thought it was gonna be a comedy, but nope

Blade Runner puke:

Solaris is a close second.

The worst movie I ever saw has the be "Medallion" with jackie Chan. Not only could I not understand a single thing he says (who can?) but I could not for the life of me figure out what the plot was. All it showed was Chan's karate skills and his lack of English comprehention. The movie wasn't coherent in the least. :thumbsdow

Other movies that sucked: Payback, Duplex, and Eddie Murphy's last two films (Daddy Day Care and (I think) The Haunted Mansion). :thumbsdow

Originally posted by "Weird" Jack Wilso-vic
I didnt care too much for Bicentennial an, I thought it was gonna be a comedy, but nope


Oh god, that movie was awful, and it just went on FOREVER! I remember my dad and mom were looking for movies to buy and take to the beach and he was so insistent on getting it, claiming it'd be good. I had already seen it and so, years later, it still sits on the shelf...unopened. Every year for my dad's birthday and Father's Day my sister (along with what she's already bought him) always gives him the unopened Bicentennial Man. Yea, we needta get rid of that on of these days

Originally posted by vashti1999
Little Nicky. Part of the movie took place in hell but I felt like I was in hell the entire time watching it.

:lol:

Originally posted by Ewan's My Man
Oh god, that movie was awful, and it just went on FOREVER! I remember my dad and mom were looking for movies to buy and take to the beach and he was so insistent on getting it, claiming it'd be good. I had already seen it and so, years later, it still sits on the shelf...unopened. Every year for my dad's birthday and Father's Day my sister (along with what she's already bought him) always gives him the unopened Bicentennial Man. Yea, we needta get rid of that on of these days I know! Its AWFUL, cause I tohught, "it has Robin Williams in it, so its gonna be a comedy" but nope

Not all of Robin Williams movies are great. His worst ones are 'Cadilac Man' and 'Bicentennial Man'

The worst that I have ever seen was Rules of Attraction. Oye Vey!

Originally posted by Princess2003
The worst that I have ever seen was Rules of Attraction. Oye Vey! You mean Laws of Attarction? or is this one differnet?

Originally posted by "Weird" Jack Wilso-vic
You mean Laws of Attarction? or is this one differnet?

LMAO! It's a different one. The one that I'm referring to starred James Van der Beek, Jessica Biel, and Shannyn Sossamon (sp).

Originally posted by Princess2003
LMAO! It's a different one. The one that I'm referring to starred James Van der Beek, Jessica Biel, and Shannyn Sossamon (sp).

No wonder; I can't even pronounce their names!:lol:

Lady From Yesterday and Death Of An Angel. Words cant express how terrible those movies are.

Originally posted by "Weird" Jack Wilso-vic
I know! Its AWFUL, cause I tohught, "it has Robin Williams in it, so its gonna be a comedy" but nope

Insomnia and One Hour Photo both showed that a non-comedic Robin Williams movie can be good though

Originally posted by consentida
Lady From Yesterday and Death Of An Angel. Words cant express how terrible those movies are.

Okay note to self: Do not rent those Bonnie movies. ;)

Originally posted by Princess2003
LMAO! It's a different one. The one that I'm referring to starred James Van der Beek, Jessica Biel, and Shannyn Sossamon (sp). :D Ah I see, so its not the one with Patrick Swayze where they wake up married, i see