Fran (coming down the stairs): Do I live in a barn yard?!
Mama: No. You live in house, but I think you belong in a home.

Naomi: Come on, Ms. Harper. Join the party. Take a trip to a new dimension.
Mama: No thank you. Living with you lame brains is Twlight Zone enough for me.

There's more, but I can't think of them right now.

Naomi; "Magic moments between a man and a woman are spiritual and ought not to be screwed with".

Mama walking in on Naomi and Vint making out; "You could look "disgusting" up in the dictionary and this is what you'd see":lol:

The one in my sig:

Eunice: Oh where oh where did I go wrong?!
Naomi: Shall I start with that hairdo and work my way down?

:lol: I'll probably think of more later.

I can't pinpoint just a few, there are good ones from almost every episode!

Eunice: ".....All I do is cook and clean!"
Mama: "Well Hell, you can't even do that!"

LOL!
HAHAHAHAH!:lol: :D :happyface

mama: hello little aphids... its time for your morning bath.... APRIL FOOLS YA DIRTY SAP SUCKERS! NOW ROLE OVER AND DIE!!!!!! ___________________________________________________ mama: 3:15! I had to go to church sunday with my hair filthy, its a wonder they let me in the door....

Vinton:Naomi doesn't understsand why we still have to be in the basement
Mama:Because that's where the drips belong

Here's another one
Mama: I bet the neighbours are just loving this

Naomi: "I will get them even though I am pregnant and feeling sluggish." She had overheard Mama calling her a lazy slug.

Mama to Naomi at supermarket: "Bag lady in position".

Mama on Jeopardy when asked who climbed Mount Everest: "Was it Ed Higgins? I'd like to push him off Mount Everest".

Mama on Family Feud when asked continuously by Vinton if they were going to play the game....."We're gonna play....&&&&@@ it, Vinton!"


:lol: :happyface :lol: Love that show!

Mama: I have a feeling Matilda the chicken has plucked her last number.
Bubba: Why do you say that?
Mama: What the hell do you think you're eating?

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Psychic Rita: *Goes into a trance* *Moans/Groans*
Bubba: Rita, are you Alright?
Psychic Rita: I am not Rita, I am Leonora the duchess of Malaga!
Mama: ... get this wacko outta my house!

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Vint: Fish again!
Mama: Quit complaining, Vint! Fish is brain food. I'll give you a double portion.

In the episode where they're making gooseberry jam and each woman has her own version of how Mama got beaned with the stew pot, Eunice says to Naomi (after Naomi said something particularly dumb)-

"Come here. Look at me. Are you in there?"