What was your favorite J. Peterman moment on the show?

My favorite moment is when Peterman roughed up Kramer when he thought he was Elaine's drug dealer. :lol:

Mines is when he found out Elaine ate the 19th century wedding cake.

Off the top of my head I would have to agree with Elaine, when Peterman tossed Kramer out of Elaine's office. He had a lot of very funny lines as well "Dismissed", "To the archives", "Feel free to throw yourself in the mix"(when talking about his lovelife for his book).

J. PETERMAN: My friends, a toast. As the wolly-haired Melanasians of Papua, New Guinea once said, (makes the clickity-clack-pop-snap noises & the music starts up) All right! Who's dancing?... No one? Alright, I'll just have to get things started. (Grabs a gal and starts dancing with her. The crowd is impressed)

[A boy cuts a piece of fruit in the background, Peterman scolds him in another

language ]

Elaine: You speak Burmese?

Peterman: No Elaine, that was gibberish. So did you have any trouble finding

the place?

Elaine: No, you're the only white poet warlord in the neighborhood.

Peterman: Are you an assassin?

Elaine: I work for your mail order catalog.

Peterman: You're an errand girl, sent by grocery clerks, to collect a bill.

Peterman was laugh out loud funny.

"The Dark Continent is no place for an addict, Elaine."

"George give her your code!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" :lol: :happyface :lol:



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Quote of the series: "My neck is one Gargantuan Monkey Fist!"

Best scene was when he beat up Kramer - man that was funny!

I thought George trying to get out of being with Peterman while everyone else escaped was classic ...LMAO!

"Feel free to throw yourself in the mix"(when talking about his lovelife for his book).

That was my first thought, hahaha. That was hilarious.:lol:

The Susie episode,he was good in that especially at the end where he performs the eulogy.

When Peterman insisted that Elaine go to the movies to see, The English Patient, which she hates. When she wigs out and starts screaming at the movie screen, he just looks at her and tells her she's fired.

immediately upon arriving at work)
Peterman: Elaine, I'm afraid I've incurred yet another flat tire. … Chop chop!

When he caught Elaine eating the cake.

The Susie episode,he was good in that especially at the end where he performs the eulogy.
Oh yeah, the Susie Episode was hilarious.

That scene where George decided to tell Peterman's mother his ATM code ("Bosco") and then she wakes up and starts saying it over and over. Peterman thinks it's some kind of message she's giving. That was a riot!

I also love when he tells Elaine that he's not going to reprimand her for eating the cake because her punishment will come soon enough! I bet he forbade her from calling in sick after that, too! :lol:

Another favorite is when Elaine wrote that cartoon about the pig at the complaint department and hangs it on her door. Peterman thought it was funny and then says that the reason he thought it was funny is because "It's a Ziggy!"!

Andrea