I thought that it would be fun to post quotes and try to guess who said them and in what episode. Here's the first one:

"I was attacked by a bootlegged chicken."

Carrie,
That was said by Sally in "A Show Of Hands," episode #123.
Here's another,
"No, not a scratch, a scratch! All the way from the front fin to the back wing!"

Steve

Originally posted by SawgrassSteve
Carrie,
That was said by Sally in "A Show Of Hands," episode #123.
Here's another,
"No, not a scratch, a scratch! All the way from the front fin to the back wing!"

Steve

Said by Laura to Millie in "Scratch My Car and Die."

Here is an easy one:

"Wear it to a rough neighborhood. Maybe you'll get held up by a thief with bad taste."

Lolac

"Empress Carlotta's Necklace" A great episode and line!

Rob: "I'm putting all my fishhooks in my hat. That's the way experienced fishermen carry them."

I think Rob said that in Long Night's Journey into Day. (I just remember him getting the hooks stuck in his head when Millie hits him in the garage...)

This one might be too easy: "If you love me, don't touch me!"

That was in "Dont trip over that mountain" When Rob had his sprained body and Laura wanted to hug him.

How about this
"I have two sets of friends- Hip ones and Square ones."

Originally posted by Dorothys BestPal
That was in "Dont trip over that mountain" When Rob had his sprained body and Laura wanted to hug him.

How about this
"I have two sets of friends- Hip ones and Square ones."

Sally in "Anthony Stone."

This is also an easy one: "Don't toy with me, you saucy wench!"

:rofl: (That one always cracks me up!)

Lolac

Rob in Never Bathe on Saturday. :)

"You never know when you'd want to stuff an owl!"

That is from "What is a middle name", where R & L have all the in- laws and discuss what to name Ritchie.


How about this one

"Hey Rob, I prefer the beach"

pretty easy..:happyface

Originally posted by Dorothys BestPal
That is from "What is a middle name", where R & L have all the in- laws and discuss what to name Ritchie.

Mine was actually from Very Old Shoes, Very Old Rice when Buddy and Sally are trying to figure out what Rob and Laura are going to do. :)

Originally posted by Dorothys BestPal
That is from "What is a middle name", where R & L have all the in- laws and discuss what to name Ritchie.


How about this one

"Hey Rob, I prefer the beach"

pretty easy..:happyface

The beach quote is Laura from "The Ballad of the Betty Lou."

How about, "What you need is some honest hatred. I'll dictate the memo."


Lolac :wave:

Originally posted by Lolac
How about, "What you need is some honest hatred. I'll dictate the memo."


Lolac :wave:

Mel said that in (I think) "Buddy, Can You Spare a Job?"


This is my favorite quote, but it might be kind of easy:
"Even a horse gets a lump of sugar"

Christina :bye:

The Square Triangle (I think)

"I don't like condensed mail for breakfast!"

Originally posted by Carrie
The Square Triangle (I think)

"I don't like condensed mail for breakfast!"

No, Laura said it in "My Part-Time Wife".

Rob said the above line in "The Curious Thing About Women".

How about: "Oh goody, I've always wanted to rendezvous" (Or something close to that)

Christina :bye:

Originally posted by Christina E
No, Laura said it in "My Part-Time Wife".

Oops, sorry about that. I was thinking of when Laura was showing Millie the lump of sugar that Jaques gave her.

The above quote was from The Redcoats are Coming.

"I dropped my spoonie."

Originally posted by Carrie
Oops, sorry about that. I was thinking of when Laura was showing Millie the lump of sugar that Jaques gave her.

The above quote was from The Redcoats are Coming.

"I dropped my spoonie."

"Pink Pills and Purple Parents."

Here's another easy one:

"Did you hit it yet?"

Originally posted by Carrie

"I dropped my spoonie."

Laura from "Pink Pills and Purple Parents."

"How come I didn't get an olive? You'd think they'd give an old man an olive."

Lolac

:lol:

Kristen, your quote is Laura asking Rob if he'd hit the door in Never Bathe on Saturday.

Lolac, your quote is from What's in a Middle Name? when Rob and Laura are eating dinner with their families and discussing what their unborn child's name should be.

Someone else can post a new quote. I need to go watch some episodes to find some more good ones! :D

"Honey, did a package come for me today?"

Originally posted by hank18
"Honey, did a package come for me today?"

Rob in "The Curious Thing About Women," episode# 17.


"You have such pretty blonde hair. How come you dye the roots black?"


Lolac

:lol:

Originally posted by Lolac
"You have such pretty blonde hair. How come you dye the roots black?"
That was said by Ric Vallone (played by Vic Damone) to Sally in Like a Sister (episode #38). :)



"Verisimilitude...It's a good word to spread."
"To spread sir? To stamp out!"
"That's what I meant...You spread it, and stamp it out!"

Originally posted by Pentimento
That was said by Ric Vallone (played by Vic Damone) to Sally in Like a Sister (episode #38). :)



"Verisimilitude...It's a good word to spread."
"To spread sir? To stamp out!"
"That's what I meant...You spread it, and stamp it out!"

Rob and Yale in "I'm No Henry Walden."

"There is a girl suffocating in the lining of my jacket."

Lolac :lol:

Originally posted by Lolac
Rob and Yale in "I'm No Henry Walden."

"There is a girl suffocating in the lining of my jacket."

Lolac :lol:

Rob said that in "My Husband is not a Drunk"

"How did you get beer and eggs in your hair?"
"I was attacked by a bootlegged chicken"

Christina :bye:

A Show of Hands

"Your home is happy, but your wife isn't!"

Anyone?

Here's a hint: "The Mangerian Cantadirt" was mentioned in this episode.

Originally posted by Carrie
A Show of Hands

"Your home is happy, but your wife isn't!"

Laura in "Death of the Party."


"He didn't have it in him, we saw him put it in him!"



Lolac :lol:

That was Sally " the bottom of Mel Cooleys Heart "where they all take him to lunch and Mel gets schnockered (sp) and yells at Alan


Here is one

"Thats what she is, a bleached vet"

:crazy:

Originally posted by Dorothys BestPal

Here is one

"Thats what she is, a bleached vet"

:crazy:

I never figured this one out, and I'm guessing no one else did since no one answered. I'd guess Buddy said it, but I don't know the episode.

Anyway, I came across another good one, so I wanted to resurect this game. I'm not sure about the rest of you, but I like this game.

"We turned the house upside down."
"I hope it doesn't rain."

Christina :bye:

Originally posted by Christina E
I never figured this one out, and I'm guessing no one else did since no one answered. I'd guess Buddy said it, but I don't know the episode.

Anyway, I came across another good one, so I wanted to resurect this game. I'm not sure about the rest of you, but I like this game.

"We turned the house upside down."
"I hope it doesn't rain."

Christina :bye:
Me too Christina,
But on that particular one, your guess is as good as mine! Here's another:
"Tell Rob to get outta here before he gets a bread stick up his nose!"

Steve

Oh c'mon you die hard DVDS fans! The bleached vet quote is from "My Neighbor's Husband's Other Life," when Rob and Laura are trying to figure out what kind of doctor Toni Gagliarti is. They think she might be a veterenarian who is a bleached blonde! LOL.

Christina, your quote is from "Who Stole My Watch."

Steve, your quote is from "The Vigilante Ripped My Sports Coat."

How about this one: "Don't you have anything that requires chewing?"

Lolac
:lol:

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Lolac
[B]Oh c'mon you die hard DVDS fans! The bleached vet quote is from "My Neighbor's Husband's Other Life," when Rob and Laura are trying to figure out what kind of doctor Toni Gagliarti is. They think she might be a veterenarian who is a bleached blonde! LOL.

That is correct. I half forgot about this..


Man, I was starting to worry about you guys:lol: :lol:

Re: Dr. Toni Gagliardi.
"Well, she could be from Northern Italy."

[How about this one: "Don't you have anything that requires chewing?"

Lolac
:lol: [/B][/QUOTE]


Wow, thats a good one but I believe that this is from" The two faces of Rob" Where Herbie Faye the deli man is running around the office with his beverage cart and offering the gang "beef, chopped ,chipped etc.. and the Rob says "Dont you have anything that requires chewing". I have to admit that I am not 100% sure of the ep and I am trying to do this without checking.

:crazy:

Actually, it is Rob talking to Herbie Faye, but it is from the episode "When a Bowling Pin Talks, Listen." Good guess!

Lolac

:crazy:

"That's right, Rich. A plot is like a launching pad - schzooom (upward had motion)!!!
Or, uh, in some cases - schzooom (downward hand motion)!!!
:lol:
Steve

That's from "The Plots Thicken". (Very last scene; aka: the Epilogue; aka (on the DVDs): the "Tag Scene".)

I've never heard the "Epilogue" called a "Tag scene" before getting the Image DVDs. Anyone else ever heard that before?


Good game. I hadn't noticed this thread heretofore. :)

Next ...........

MEL -- "Rob, where's the script? Alan's been chewing my head off!"
ROB (right in Mel's face) -- "Oh, is that how that happened?!"

Originally posted by David VP
[Next ...........

MEL -- "Rob, where's the script? Alan's been chewing my head off!"
ROB (right in Mel's face) -- "Oh, is that how that happened?!" [/B]

That is from " The pen is mighter that the Mouth". That is one of my favorite lines:lol:


How about this " Which do you want, a room or a duck"?

Originally posted by Dorothys BestPal
That is from " The pen is mighter that the Mouth". That is one of my favorite lines:lol:


How about this " Which do you want, a room or a duck"?

That one is from "Remember the Alimony." Rob is trying to ask for a room in Spanish. :lol:

How about "He can be such a little boy sometimes." "Then you got nothing to worry about, it's when he acts like a grown man!"

Lolac

:lol:

That one is from "Draw Me A Pear," and it was said by Millie to Laura about Rob, concerning their art teacher.
Here's one:
(Inmitating and old woman's voice) "Help! Help! There's a man out here shooting birdies. That's right, birdies! I live at 148 Bonnie Meadow Road. Please come quickly!"

Steve

[\Here's one:
(Inmitating and old woman's voice) "Help! Help! There's a man out here shooting birdies. That's right, birdies! I live at 148 Bonnie Meadow Road. Please come quickly!"

Steve [/B][/QUOTE]

"A Bird in the head hurts" Rob pleading with someone on the phone to help with the crazed woodpecker attacking Ritchie


How bout this one
" Ive always wanted to sychronize my watch"

Originally posted by Dorothys BestPal

How bout this one
" Ive always wanted to sychronize my watch"

Rob said that in "The Red Coats are Coming".

I'm out of my good ones, so someone else can throw one in next.

Christina :bye:

I'm out of my good ones, so someone else can throw one in next.
Oh, you bet. (I'll never run out. :)) .........

ROB -- "My knob, honey! Where's my knob?!
LAURA -- "It's in your pocket."
ROB -- "What did you put it in there for?!!"

:lol:

That one's from Who Owes Who What?

"The world's not ready for a bald tarzan."

Originally posted by Carrie
That one's from Who Owes Who What?

"The world's not ready for a bald tarzan."

That's from "Body and Sol." LOL

How about: "A wife doesn't go around asking her sick husband if he wants some Potato Poopies!"

:lol:
Lolac

That is from " Its a shame she married me" after Rob made a fool of himself at a dinner party with Jim Darling and the gang and Laura was embarrased and annoyed

How about this one[ " You cant say that to a girl, not even Sally"

:happyface

That one's from Sally is a Girl. (I think ;))

"Don't be nervous! Don't be nervous!"

Originally posted by Carrie
That one's from Sally is a Girl. (I think ;))

"Don't be nervous! Don't be nervous!"

That is from "Long Night's Journey Into Day."

How about: "I'm just a writer, I don't know anything about human dignity."

Lolac

Originally posted by Dorothys BestPal
That is from " Its a shame she married me" after Rob made a fool of himself at a dinner party with Jim Darling and the gang and Laura was embarrased and annoyed

How about this one[ " You cant say that to a girl, not even Sally"

:happyface


Actually this one is from " The pen is mightier than the mouth" where Rob and Buddy are in the office taking all of Sally's messages after her appearance on Stevie Parsons.

Originally posted by Dorothys BestPal
Actually this one is from " The pen is mightier than the mouth" where Rob and Buddy are in the office taking all of Sally's messages after her appearance on Stevie Parsons.

Oops, sorry about that. I wasn't 100% sure.

How about this one?

"He got on the elevator and I busted my knee on a lady!"

"He got on the elevator and I busted my knee on a lady!"
"The Impractical Joke" -- just after "Mr. William Handlebuck" leaves the office.

However, I feel the need to play "Van Dyke Quotes Cop" here.....

I must, therefore, place Carrie under house arrest -- because the quote above is not accurate. Check your DVD disc again -- the quote technically is:

"He got on the elevator, and I busted my leg on a lady." :)

Penalty for this misquote is: Watching "The Misadventures Of Sheriff Lobo" for 6 straight hours. :)

Next quote...............

"You mean Evelyn weighed 90 pounds?"

Geez, sorry. :(

That one was from Harrison B. Harding of Camp Crowder, Mo.

Someone else can take a turn.

Originally posted by Carrie
Geez, sorry. :(

That one was from Harrison B. Harding of Camp Crowder, Mo.

Someone else can take a turn.

You guys missed my last quote, so I'll try it again: "I'm just a writer. I don't know anything about human dignity."

:lol: Lolac

I'll take a stab at it, Lolac,
Rob said that to a union guy who wanted him to go on strike with them while he was working another writing job during a summer hiatus from The Alan Brady Show. That is a quote from, "See Rob Write. Write, Rob, Write." Right?

Steve

Steve,

I think you have the right situation, but the wrong episode title. That scene happened in "Fify-Two, Forty-Five or Work"

Christina :bye:

I am soo glad you got that one.. I could picture the scene, but couldnt place the episode


:confused:

Christina is correct.

Lolac
:cool:

Thanks, Christina,
I always did get those titles mixed up.
Here's one:
Line 1 - "No. Tell her that if you run away with her, I'll kill you both. Nah, that's no good. Then no one will have any fun."
Line 2 - "Buddy will, he's got dibbs on you!"

Steve

That was " Third one from the left"

Give me time to think of one. Someone els can go in my place till I get home. I am at work and probably going to get in trouble


:o

How about: "A shot would be the humane thing to do!"

Lolac :lol:

Originally posted by Dorothys BestPal
I am at work and probably going to get in trouble


:o
I probably should be at work too, but this is so much more fun!!!
:typing:

Steve

I'm finally gonna jump in here.

I think the "shot" quote is from "The Ugliest Dog in the World."

How about: "Robert, will you please put my liver back."

Hey, I think I finally know one!!! Isn't "Robert, will you please put my liver back" from The Sick Boy And The Sitter?

Ok, now I'll try one, although it may not be exactly word for word:

"And to think I slept with your raisin cake under my pillow!"

Originally posted by ScottD
Hey, I think I finally know one!!! Isn't "Robert, will you please put my liver back" from The Sick Boy And The Sitter?

Ok, now I'll try one, although it may not be exactly word for word:

"And to think I slept with your raisin cake under my pillow!"

That is from "Who and Where is Antonio Stradivarius."

How about this one: "Even at my age, I'd still rather go on a honeymoon than take a dog to the movies!"

Lolac
:rofl:

That one was from Very Old Shoes, Very Old Rice.

"All for one and two for five."

Originally posted by Carrie

"All for one and two for five."

Hmm. You got me stumped on that one. I can picture the scene but I can't remember which episode. That's what happens when you're 48 years old!

Lolac
:confused:

Lolac,
Now cut that out. You're only 48 years young!
I can see Buddy saying it too, but I can't remember the scene or the episode.

Steve

You have the person right. Here's a hint. The episode features a jelly covered memo to Alan Brady. :)

Originally posted by Carrie
You have the person right. Here's a hint. The episode features a jelly covered memo to Alan Brady. :)

"Talk to the Snail."

"No one shows me gratitude that way. Not even my wife."

Lolac
:talk:

The Third One From The Left (I think)

"Well then where were you planning to sleep, in the refridgerator?"

Steve

The "I'd Rather Be Bald..." ep.

How about ...................

"...Look at that woman!"

"Empress Carlota's (sp) Necklace"

How about:
Rob: "I'm a comedy writer"
Other Person: "Hmm. You could have fooled me!"

Washington vs the Bunny


"Maybe they will send a cute delivery boy"

"Remember the Alimony." Good one, Dorothy's Best Pal (is your name from Gentlemen Prefer Blondes"?)

How about "I like mommy's bananas better."

That one's from "To Tell Or Not To Tell."
Try this:
"We can try one more thing, Mr. Petrie. Get some facial tissue, a nylon stocking, some hairspray, and a brown paper bag. Now put all the stuff in the bag, go out on your lawn, swing it over your head, and scream like a chicken!!!"

Steve

"The Impractical Joke"
Someone else come up with a good quote. I can't think of one right now.

OK

Whats he gonna do, cook it?

:eek:

That from "A Bird In The Head Hurts".

Next ..............

ROB -- "Give me a napkin...quick!"
LAURA -- "Why?"
ROB -- "Tomato juice in my ear."

:lol:

Harrison B. Harding of Camp Crowder, Mo.

"Him will be there with bells on. If it's cold, I'll wear something warmer!"

I believe that is from the pilot episode, "The Sick Boy and the Sitter".

How about: "Come to my house. You can find out a lot of things. You can meet my wife."

That was Alan Brady in Coast to Coast Big Mouth


How about " I hate Tuna Casserole"


:D

Originally posted by Dorothys BestPal
That was Alan Brady in Coast to Coast Big Mouth


How about " I hate Tuna Casserole"


:D

"A minute ago, you said you liked tuna casserole."
"A minute ago, I had a motorcycle."
That is from "Br-room, Br-room." I love that episode!

How about: "A man's home may be his castle, but oftimes his teeth are not his own."

:lol:

Lolac

How about : "A man's home may be his castle, but oftimes his teeth are not his own."


Lolac,

Either you gave it away or it's a trick question. :happyface
I'll say it's from "A Man's Teeth Are Not His Own"

What about this one: "Wanna buy some drip dry underwear?"

Underwear = The Happy Spangler ep.

Next --

"I once had an aunt who waited so long for her ship to come in, her pier collapsed."

I'd say no one knows the answer to this one, given that it's been here for a week and a half. I know it was said by Buddy, but I don't know the ep or the scene.
May I post one?:

(sadly) "I guess I'm just a pathological snoopy-nose."

Steve

I do not remember hearing this line, but just by context clues I should say that it is from "The Curious Thing About Women".

"Don't worry honey; things will straighten out."

Originally posted by David VP
Underwear = The Happy Spangler ep.

Next --

"I once had an aunt who waited so long for her ship to come in, her pier collapsed."

Ill take a guess, I can hear the line, they are talking in the office and Buddy says the line, Ill say "Dear Sally Rogers" or Romance Roses & Rye Bread"


:crazy:

"I once had an aunt who waited so long for her ship to come in, her pier collapsed."

For some reason, I hear Jerry saying that line. I'm sure it was probably Buddy though, but I have no idea which episode it's from.

Does anyone know what episode algebra's quote is from? If not, I have a good one.

It's from The Life and Love of Joe Coogan, and it was Buddy's line. I just happened to watch it the other night.

Go ahead with your quote, Carrie. I don't have a good one at the moment.

My previous quote was "Don't worry honey, things will straighten out". That was from "All About Eavesdropping".

"Milk with cornbeef? That ain't kosher! It's cream soda or nothing!"

Originally posted by Carrie
"Milk with cornbeef? That ain't kosher! It's cream soda or nothing!"

I think that's from "The Ugliest Dog in the World."

Next quote:

ROB: You're not gonna have another...

LAURA: Would Sally call to tell me that?!

It sounds like that one came from Rob in October Eve, but I might be wrong.

Originally posted by Carrie
It sounds like that one came from Rob in October Eve, but I might be wrong.

Yep, you're right it's "October Eve." Your turn.

I can't think of one right now. Someone else can go. :)

Originally posted by Carrie
I can't think of one right now. Someone else can go. :)


"Bow, shmow! I was at the pointy end of the boat where I was supposed to be!!"


:lol:

Lolac

That's from one of my favorites "The Ballad of the Betty Lou"


Buddy: "What was the name of Paul Revere's horse?"
Sally: "Chicken, son of Flicka"

Was that one from The Redcoats Are Coming?

Good guess Carrie, but Bzzzzzzzzz. Here's a hint that will probably give it away...Lavender lollipops.

Hmm...looks like I'll have to break out the good ol' dvds. :D

Originally posted by Larry Surrell
Good guess Carrie, but Bzzzzzzzzz. Here's a hint that will probably give it away...Lavender lollipops.

"I'm No Henry Walden."

Lolac
:talk:

Oh man. I feel kind of dumb. :o Lol...oh well. ;) I haven't seen that episode for a while.

I hope you all don't mind me going out of turn, but I came across this quote the other day. :)

"Hold it! No one dances in this bedroom except me!"

Originally posted by Carrie
I hope you all don't mind me going out of turn, but I came across this quote the other day. :)

"Hold it! No one dances in this bedroom except me!"


That's from "The Talented Neighborhood."

"Ooooooh. I didn't give you enough points!!"

Lolac
:lol:

Okay, this is probably too easy but I just heard this tonight and it cracked me up!

"Can I have Rob?"

Originally posted by Lolac
"Ooooooh. I didn't give you enough points!!"

Lolac
:lol:
Originally posted by ScottD
Okay, this is probably too easy but I just heard this tonight and it cracked me up!

"Can I have Rob?"
Lolac & Scott,
It looks like you've both been watching the same episode! Both of those lines are quotes of Millie's, from the episode "No Rice At My Wedding."
Here's one:
"Darling, if you'd been in your right mind, you'd never have given that girl your wallet - or your raisen cake."

Steve

That one was from Who and Where Was Antonio Stradivarius?.

"Oh no you don't! No one cuts my hair but my gardner."

Carrie,
That sounds like a quote from Buddy, but for the life of me, I can't figure out which episode.

Steve

The only one THat i can think of is

" The bad old Days" when Sally is giving buddy a fake haircut"

Am i correct??

Im sorry I am a little rusty, I have been really tied up at work these past two weeks.. :crazy:

Right season and character, but wrong episode.

Hint: 1 + 1 = 11

:)

Anyone?

Here's another hint. In this episode, one of the guest stars would later play Rob's mother in a few episodes.

it's the one where rob has to visit ritchie's class.
i just can't remember the name of it.

Carrie,
I was determined not to let this question go unanswered, so I decided to watch every episode in that season until I came across that line. Coincidentally, I'd made it to disc 4, ep 22 when I came across second your hint.
BigBadBrady is correct, it ep 23, "Father Of The Week." Buddy said the line to Rob when he offered to cut Buddy's hair.
Incidentally, there are a ton of haircut referrences and jokes in Season One! More than you'd imagine.
BigBadBrady,
I hope you don't mind my going ahead of you, since you don't seem to have one ready. Here's a personal favorite of mine. What's the character's name?

To Helen Of Troy, Cleopatra, Aphrodite, Juliet,
You are the personification of all the beauty, grace, and mystery that is Woman. To say "I love you," would be a disservice to you, and a lie, for truly, I worship you. No mundane love could compare with the exalted feeling I have for you.
I have lived with these feelings like a tiger stalking within me, but have never expressed them, even to myself, since I know the foolishness of my plight. But still knowing that I may only worship you from afar, I have at last found the voice that will rid me of my internal emotional devils.
As Mr. Petrie said, walking around with an unexpressed love is, "like playing a symphony in the middle of the desert." Now that I have sounded the last note, I hope that it will linger forever as a tribute to Laura Petrie, The Fairest Of Women. She walks with grace, in beauty, and has a youth and spirit that belies her years.
Now that I have spoken, I will say good-bye. My cause is totally fruital. I'm leaving town.
Wherever I go, I shall always be your admiring servant and friend...
PS, Say good-bye to Richie, and tell Mr, Petrie he's the luckiest man in the world.

Roger Machesnie. He is the neighbor who babysits Ritchie and has a crush on Laura in "The Lady and the Babysitter." (At least I think that is the episode name. I don't have my list in front of me!)



Lolac


:cool:

Originally posted by SawgrassSteve
BigBadBrady,
I hope you don't mind my going ahead of you, since you don't seem to have one ready.

i bet you cut in front of little kids in line in
high scho0l, didn't you! hehehe, j/k :D .
you were correct, i didn't have one ready
at the time. but how about this:

"All we can tell you, panel, is that the lady
is married, she's a housewife, and she's got
a secret."

That one came from The Two Faces of Rob, one of my favorite episodes! :D

Some one else can go. I can't think of one right now.

Who said this to Rob?
"Boy, of all the people in the world that are lucky enough to have a Liberty Bell on their back it had to be you, you big freak!"

Steve

Originally posted by SawgrassSteve
Who said this to Rob?
"Boy, of all the people in the world that are lucky enough to have a Liberty Bell on their back it had to be you, you big freak!"

Steve

Millie Helper in "Odd But True."

"I forbid you to have an upset stomach!"


Lolac :p

Originally posted by Lolac
"I forbid you to have an upset stomach!"


Lolac :p

Is that from Father of the Week?

Originally posted by Carrie
Is that from Father of the Week?


Yes! :lol:
Lolac

Originally posted by BigBadBrady
i bet you cut in front of little kids in line in
high scho0l, didn't you! hehehe, j/k :D .

Brady,
I never cut in line in my life. Honest! :)
Although once, when I was near the front of a very long line, I did try to impress a girl I had a crush on by pulling her in as she was walking by to go to the end. :eyes:
It didn't work. She still wouldn't date me. :(

Here's another:
"My father, he was the creative one. He knew just what to do. You see this part here? He cut that off. He took it, and he smashed the rest of it into smithereens. 900 marks you spend on a rotten zach, and the kid here ain't got wine in the house!"

Steve

That is from "The Masterpiece." :rofl: I love that episode, especially the part where they are at the auction and bidding on that painting without realizing it.

"I wouldn't let him stand up in the car."

Lolac
:happyface

Originally posted by Lolac
That is from "The Masterpiece." :rofl: I love that episode, especially the part where they are at the auction and bidding on that painting without realizing it.

"I wouldn't let him stand up in the car."

Lolac
:happyface

yeah the guy's name is like "holtzekker" or something.

he cracked me up everytime he introduced himself and
clicked his heels together and said "HOLTZEKKER!!"

great episode.

Holdecker is the guys name. Howard Morris (Ernest T. Bass) is the actor and he is hilarious! Lolac

:happyface

"What am I doing with those scissors? I was planning on cutting my throat with 'em, that's what!"

Steve

um... um... "don't punch thy neighbor"...? anyway -
the one where rob "punches" jerry in the nose in
the restaurant. that scene of which you speak is
when millie asks jerry to go next do0r and do something
about rob, cuz she thinks he's lost it.

i lack the energy to think of a go0d one. someone else go.

:D

Right, BBB,
But it's "Punch Thy Neighbor."
In what episode did Laura say this? "Oh, Rob!"
Just kidding, :D .

Here's one:
"Yes, I'm sure it is, darling, but you see, I don't own a television machine. You will excuse me, won't you?"

Steve

i need to learn the names of these episodes. lol. isn't
that the one where rob and laura are invited to that
poet's party. can't remember the poet's name either,
but in the end he wants to co-write a show with rob.
rob's talking to that lady at the party and he finally
informs her that he's a writer for a television show.
that's when she replies with "i don't own a television
machine".
here's one:

"rob!"
"buddy!"
"sally!"
"mel!"
"ROB!"
"SALLY!"
"BUDDY"
"MEL!.... go ahead your turn fatso."

...... "ROB!! "

[applause from sally and buddy]

BBB,
That one is from the office scene in "Who Owes Who What?"

Guess this one:
"Why, she had me dancin' at that Roseland Ball Room 'til my heart was ah fumin' and sputterin' like and old truck on a cold mornin'! Ya know, I shoulda told her right then and there, but, well, I didn't wanna puncture that beautiful dream she was havin' 'bout me. Now, I'm gonna hafta call her in the mornin' and tell her..."

Steve

That sounds like something Uncle George would say. I usually skip over that episode so I can't say for sure. Now I'll have to go and watch it ;)




"I knew it was gonna be a bad day when I cut my toe shaving this morning."

You're right, Larry,
That is a quote from Uncle George. I used to skip that one too, but now I like it. You should watch it. it's a nice little episode. :)

Steve

"I knew it was gonna be a bad day when I cut my toe shaving this morning." [/B][/QUOTE]


Wasnt this from " i do not choose to run"

i am racking my brain :confused:

Excellent, Dorothys BestPal. You have won the right to give us the next quote :)

Ok,,, Sorry I took so long, i was watching the World Series.
Maybe next year will be time for our Cubs. Thats another story.. Anyway.....



" i like my brownies well done"

Who said it and which ep


;)

I have been trying to find this quote for days and days now! That is a tough one! Was it Buddy?

:confused:

Originally posted by jillm816
I have been trying to find this quote for days and days now! That is a tough one! Was it Buddy?

:confused: It was Sally in "Talk to the Snail." She takes a brownie from a tray and Rob tries to light it like a cigarette. :lol:


"I've been up here a hundred times. He never gave me any flowers!"

Lolac
:lol:

"I've been up here a hundred times. He never gave me any flowers!"

That was from, " It wouldnt hurt them to give us a raise"

When Rob goes to Alans accountants office and his accountant tries to demonstrate to Rob the innerworkings of the Alan Brady Empire


:talk:

I hope you all don't mind me going out of turn. ;)

I don't think this one has been posted yet, but I could be wrong.

"How come you never dress like a girl?"

Originally posted by Carrie
I hope you all don't mind me going out of turn. ;)

I don't think this one has been posted yet, but I could be wrong.

"How come you never dress like a girl?"

That's from "My Mother Can Beat Up My Father," one of my favorite episodes!!!

Lolac
:lol:

Correct! :D

"Where would we be without experimentation? We wouldn't be on the moon today..."
- "We're not on the moon."
"That's besides the point!"


Who's talking and what ep?

jillm816,
That's Rob and Laura talking about why she left the mustard out of the recipe she gave Millie for her Avacado Peanut Butter Dip in episode #63, "All About Eavesdropping."
Names and ep please:
"Where in the world did you buy spoiled milk?"
"Honey, you don't buy it, there's twelve bottles of it on the back porch."

Steve

That was Laura and Rob in episode #64, That's My Boy? One of my favorite episodes. :)

I'm not sure if the following quote has been done yet, but I came across it the other day and thought it was really funny.

"Are you kidding? I've worked my brains to the whitemeat around here!"

Sounds like Buddy. Can't place the episode though.

Steve

Right character. This episode what near the beginning of season one and featured Sally in the storyline.

Was it "Sally is a Girl"?

No, here's a hint. In this episode, we find out what Sally's telephone number is.

"Sally and the Lab Technician"?

Yes, your turn. :)

Yes! I knew if I kept guessing Sally episodes I'd get it eventually!:crazy:

Here's an easy one from one of the first episodes I saw (and still one of my favorites):

"It's the mother of my children kissing the father of somebody else's children."

Originally posted by jillm816
Yes! I knew if I kept guessing Sally episodes I'd get it eventually!:crazy:

Here's an easy one from one of the first episodes I saw (and still one of my favorites):

"It's the mother of my children kissing the father of somebody else's children."

That was Jerry in "Someone Has to Play Cleopatra." :lol: One of my favorite episodes!

Lolac
:tree:

I get the feeling someone may have posted this already. But here goes.
"If you really wanted to stop me, you'd have given me "The Look." You know the one...

Steve

I believe that is from" My husband is the best one"


;)

Right Dorothys BestPal,
Got one for us?

Steve

"We thought they was weeds."
"Planted in rows?"
We thought they was neat weeds."


Lolac
:cool: :tiphat:

lolac,
Didn't someone already answer this one? Isn't that quote from "Br-rooom, Br-rooom!"? This thread probably got truncated in the revamp.
Anyway, here's one;
"Rob, why do you always pic the hours between 7 & 9 AM to get cute?"

Steve

lolac,
Didn't someone already answer this one? Isn't that quote from "Br-rooom, Br-rooom!"? This thread probably got truncated in the revamp.
Anyway, here's one;
"Rob, why do you always pic the hours between 7 & 9 AM to get cute?"

Steve

I don't know if someone already did that one quote. Senior moment I guess! :blush: At any rate you are correct!

To answer yours: It is from "I'd Rather Be Bald Than Have No Head At All." I love that episode!

Lolac
:lol:

"Ohhh, that Dr Spock! That man knows everything..."
"I'll bet he didn't know you were 1/50,000,000!"
"Thank you darling!" :eyes:

Steve

"Ohhh, that Dr Spock! That man knows everything..."
"I'll bet he didn't know you were 1/50,000,000!"
"Thank you darling!" :eyes:

Steve



That is from "That's My Boy??" I watched that one yesterday! We are on the same wavelength, Steve!


"I wish she hadn't said that."
"Why?"
"Because I feel guilty, you know, hating someone that loves me."


Lolac
:kiss:

Is that from "My Part-Time Wife"?

Is that from "My Part-Time Wife"?


Yes, it is!! Lolac
:wave:

"Mine eyes will ne'er behold which my heart doth see so clearly. Inward stirs this passion, deep, beknighting, leading my path away from all and to my Love. I reach out for thee and pray your hand be there to welcome mine, your light will lume where my light be spent, for my soul must soar."

Steve

That is a great episode. You get to see a side of Rob you don't normally see - the childish, stubborn side!

I can't think of a good one so here's an easy one. I really need to polish up on my quotes! I saw this one on TVLand recently:

"You don't even need a comb!"
"You sure know how to hurt a guy, Rob."

Sorry Steve! we must be on at the same time! Your quote is from "The Life and Loves of Joe Coogan" Another great one!

"Mine eyes will ne'er behold which my heart doth see so clearly. Inward stirs this passion, deep, beknighting, leading my path away from all and to my Love. I reach out for thee and pray your hand be there to welcome mine, your light will lume where my light be spent, for my soul must soar."

Steve

"The Life and Love of Joe Coogan."

Lolac
:loveya:

"You don't even need a comb!"
"You sure know how to hurt a guy, Rob."
jillm816,
That's from ep #102, "4 1/2." Rob said it to poor, bumbling hold-up man, Lyle Delp :lol: .

"Get this. gorgeous is walking down the street when he passes two doctors. One says to the other, 'I don't know what's the matter with that guy, but don't the suit fit nice?'"

Steve

:lol: I can hear Buddy saying it at a party but I can't remember the episode. :lol:

Was that from episode #29, The Sleeping Brother?

:lol: I can hear Buddy saying it at a party but I can't remember the episode. :lol:
Was that from episode #29, The Sleeping Brother?
Yes! That's excellent. You're both right, so whomever wishes to can go next :p .

Steve

Here's one:

"Yeah, I know your intuition. You're the one that thought our baby was going to be a girl."

Anyone?

Here's a hint. This particular season 2 episode centers around Sally and Buddy.

i can't remember the name of the episode, but is it the one
where rob thinks buddy and sally are running off and having
romantic weekends together, when, in fact, they are doing
a comedy show on the side?

Correct! The episode is #40, The Secret Life of Buddy and Sally. Your turn!

ok, easy one:


rob: not in the mens' ro0m..... not in the womens' room, either.

buddy: see if they've got one marked creature.

"Uhny Uftz". :)

"That's my new system -- ante up, take two cards, and fold."

:)

I was considering adding your quote to the "Scenes that Make You Laugh Out Loud" thread. It's Millie from "A Nice, Friendly Game of Cards". A great episode featuring the Chief from Get Smart!

Here's an easy one: "It's my sister's house and I'm welcome there anytime Alan's not home."

Here's an easy one: "It's my sister's house and I'm welcome there anytime Alan's not home."[/QUOTE]


From one of my favorites; " Obnoxious, Offensive, Egomaniac". When they break in Alan's Office and cant find the script and have to go to Alan's Home

"Aw, c'mon now Laura ... you've got to help me a little bit. Even John Daly gives yes and no answers."

That would be from My husband is a check grabber..

Ok,, Here is one,..

"Its perfect for Smokey the Bear"

That'd be the "mink coat" episode, "There's No Sale Like Wholesale". :)

"My name is Robert Petrie."

"MY name is Robert Petrie."

:)

Is that one from episode #139, You're Under Arrest?

Yes, Carrie...correct.
The good ol' "TTTT" (To Tell The Truth) parody. :)

"Do I feel hungry mommy?"

"Do I feel hungry mommy?"
David,
Was that one from "The Sick Boy & The Sitter?"

Steve

Yes, Steve, it was. A very clever line from Larry Mathews during the first scene of the great debut broadcast.

"Hello fella -- you want to come over and shave with me?"

Yes, Steve, it was. A very clever line from Larry Mathews during the first scene of the great debut broadcast.

"Hello fella -- you want to come over and shave with me?"

That is from The Lady and the Tiger and the Lawyer.

"Where is this charming and handsome priest you brought me to meet!?"

Lolac

Lolac,
Sally said that in "The Life & Love Of Joe Coogan."

"Does this look like the underwear of a criminal???"

Steve

Lolac,
Sally said that in "The Life & Love Of Joe Coogan."

"Does this look like the underwear of a criminal???"

Steve

The Alan Brady Show Goes to Jail.

"I wonder how sheep stand each other in the rainy season."

Lolac
:sheep

Welcome home Lolac :wave:

That is from "The Ballad of the Betty Lou". Rob and Jerry's argument in that episode is a scream!




"What are you doing?" "Making paper hats for this gay party we seem to be having."

Welcome home Lolac :wave:


"What are you doing?" "Making paper hats for this gay party we seem to be having."


That is from "The Night the Roof Fell In."

"If I thought it would help, I'd take out an ad in the 'Hobo News!'"

Lolac,
I'm not sure, but it sounds like that's from, "Buddy Can You Spare A Job?" Right?

Steve

Lolac,
I'm not sure, but it sounds like that's from, "Buddy Can You Spare A Job?" Right?

Steve


It is from "Sally and the Lab Technician." It is after Rob had asked Buddy to leave the office so he could talk to Sally about meeting Laura's cousin. When asked why, he said he thought Sally might be embarrassed. She said, "Embarrassed that I'm looking for a husband? If I thought it would help, I'd take out an ad in the Hobo News!"

Lolac
:wave:

It is from "Sally and the Lab Technician." It is after Rob had asked Buddy to leave the office so he could talk to Sally about meeting Laura's cousin. When asked why, he said he thought Sally might be embarrassed. She said, "Embarrassed that I'm looking for a husband? If I thought it would help, I'd take out an ad in the Hobo News!"

Lolac
:wave:
Thanks, I must be slipping!
Here's a softball:

"Rob, do you like my hair? I mean really like my hair?"

Steve

Thanks, I must be slipping!
Here's a softball:

"Rob, do you like my hair? I mean really like my hair?"

Steve


My Blonde-Haired Brunette

"And she calls me stupid!"

Lolac
:stupid:

That's the maid from "Never Bathe on Saturday". As a side note, was that the same woman who played the maid in "Bad Reception in Albany" and the concierge at the hotel in "Honeymoons are for the Lucky"?





"Oh Lord, why did we have to invite these people to our house on such a hot day?"

That's the maid from "Never Bathe on Saturday". As a side note, was that the same woman who played the maid in "Bad Reception in Albany" and the concierge at the hotel in "Honeymoons are for the Lucky"?


The actress' name was Kathleen Freeman. She passed away last year. She was in "Never Bathe on Saturday" and "Honeymoons Are for the Lucky." She was not in "Bad Reception in Albany."

Lolac
:)

Can you DVD-On-DVD owners check your copies of "The Life And Love Of Joe Coogan" --- Check the line of Rob's where he's screaming to Laura over the phone ---

"You're going to hear a DIAL tone in a minute -- because I'm gonna hang up on you!"

On my DVD, the words "On You" are edited / silenced off of the soundtrack. And it's not just a case of audience laughter drowning out the words. They've been deliberately edited for some unknown reason.

Can't figure out WHY in the world these words would be edited off the DVD. I'm almost positive those words are NOT edited during syndicated TV airings of the episode on TV-Land, local channels, etc.

:( ** scratching head in bewilderment ** :(

David,
I've got the same edit on mine. I suspect we all do. I wish I still had mt TV Land tapes now so I could compare!
I'll try and remember to tape/watch it when it comes back around.

Steve

Thanks, Steve.
Yeah, I figured it wasn't JUST my DVD set.
A curious edit indeed. If you ever check an over-the-air version, let us know here if the "On You" is present on the soundtrack. You can easily SEE Rob's lips mouthing the words "on you" -- but no sound. Odd.

That is kind of strange. I never noticed that before. I'll have to check that out. Thanks for the heads up. :)

Here's another quote that I found the other day that I thought was kind of funny. :lol: I don't think anyone has posted this one yet.

"We've got a little catfish in the aquarium at home, but he's not too furry."

That sounds like Rob in "Gesundheit, Darling" talking to the allergist (played by Sandy Kenyon who also played a cop in "You're Under Arrest" and LIonel Dan in "Baby Fat" and the doctor in "The Attempted Marriage".)

I think this quote was overlooked:




"Oh Lord, why did we have to invite these people to our house on such a hot day?"

jillm816, you are right.

I'm sorry about overlooking Larry's quote. It sounds like Rob in episode #78, Happy Birthday and Too Many More when he found out that the maintenance man had come over to fertilize the lawn. I could be wrong though. I haven't seen that episode in a while. :lol:

"Oh Lord, why did we have to invite these people to our house on such a hot day?"

Was that Rob telling a story in "A Show of Hands"?

That does sound right. The more I thought about it, I could hear Rob telling a joke, but I wasn't sure which episode it was in. I think your right JudgeGarth.

Was that Rob telling a story in "A Show of Hands"?

Yes.

"That's the first time I ever heard a distributor cap called a biddledeeboo!"

Lolac
:lol:

'Mother, Mother, tell me true. Why do moo-cows go moo-moo?"

Yes.

"That's the first time I ever heard a distributor cap called a biddledeeboo!"

Lolac
:lol:

That one is from Sally is a Girl. :)

'Mother, Mother, tell me true. Why do moo-cows go moo-moo?"

"Mother, Mother, tell me true. Why do moo-cows go moo-moo? Why do horses go neigh-neigh? What's that? The heck you say!" :rofl:

That is from "Love Thy Other Neighbor." It is a line from a song from the Thornton Alsbury play they went to see. Jerry taped it on his "mini-tapie."

Lolac
:cow:

'Mother, Mother, tell me true. Why do moo-cows go moo-moo?"


Is that a line from that awful play Rob and Laura brought the Helpers and the new neighbors to in "Love Thy Other Neighbor?

"Mother, Mother, tell me true. Why do moo-cows go moo-moo? Why do horses go neigh-neigh? What's that? The heck you say!" :rofl:

That is from "Love Thy Other Neighbor." It is a line from a song from the Thornton Alsbury play they went to see. Jerry taped it on his "mini-tapie."


That's right. It was the hit song. All together now, "[Bronx cheer]"!

Lou: Rob!
Jerry: Lou!
Rob: Who?
Buddy: Lou!
Millie: Ooo!

Steve

That's from one of my all-time faves -- "A Nice, Friendly Game Of Cards". Which also sports Millie's hilarious "new system" of "ante up, take 2 cards, and fold". :lol:

"That's the first time I ever heard a distributor cap called a biddledeeboo!"
You could be right...but I always thought "Ted" was saying "Viddly-voo" -- with a "V". Oh well... :)

Uttered with the utmost contempt: "Moat-zart!" :lol:

And as a self-proclaimed FANATIC of the first order of Wolfie Amadeus Mozart, one of the coolest and most wacked out musicians ever born, I can tell you that he'd have LOVED that line! :D

Uttered with the utmost contempt: "Moat-zart!" :lol:


I just watched this episode yesterday, "The Talented Neighborhood." I love that kid, Kenneth. His mother saying, "What is the matter with you, getting chocolate all over Mr. Petrie!" :lol:

Lolac

"I haven't had this many laughs since the St. Valentine's Day Massacre." *

* = NOTE: The words "St. Valentine's Day Massacre" are almost impossible to pick out in this quote, due to the uproarious live audience laughter. But if you listen closely (under the laughs) you can make out these words. :)

"I haven't had this many laughs since the St. Valentine's Day Massacre." *

* = NOTE: The words "St. Valentine's Day Massacre" are almost impossible to pick out in this quote, due to the uproarious live audience laughter. But if you listen closely (under the laughs) you can make out these words. :)

All About Eavesdropping.

"Do you like boiled octopus?"

Lolac
:wave:

And as a self-proclaimed FANATIC of the first order of Wolfie Amadeus Mozart, one of the coolest and most wacked out musicians ever born, I can tell you that he'd have LOVED that line! :D
Nora,
And was he "wacked out" enough to have appreciated Rock Me Amadeus (http://www.sma****susa.com/index.cfm?Page=Audio&SubPage=CollectionDetails&CollectionID=24) by the late Austian Punk Rocker, Falco? We used to "rock it" so loud, we thought our ears would bleed :rock: ! Especially the remix.
Every kid in "The Hood" learned a little something they could appreciate about Amadeus, thanks to Falco.

Steve

Rock Me Amadeus - Falco
He was the first punk ever to set foot on this earth.
He was a genius from the day of his birth.
He could play the piano like a ring and a bell
And ev'rybody screamed:
Come on, rock me Amadeus.

He was a superstar, he was dynamite and whatever he did (it)
Seemed to be alright.
And he drank (and) he cursed and he fooled around
But when the women would shout:
Rock me Amadeus,
Amadeus, Amadeus, Amadeus,
Amadeus, Amadeus, Amadeus,
Oh oh oh Amadeus.

With a bottle of wine in one hand and a woman in the other
'Cause he was a ladies man
He never stopped to worry what the next day would bring
Because the girls would sing:
Rock me Amadeus,
Amadeus, Amadeus, Amadeus,
Amadeus, Amadeus, Amadeus,
Oh oh oh Amadeus.

His mind was on rock and roll and having fun
Because he lived so fast he had to die so young.
But he made his mark in history.
Still ev'rybody says:
Rock me Amadeus
Amadeus, Amadeus, Amadeus,
Amadeus, Amadeus, Amadeus,
Oh oh oh Amadeus.

"Do you like boiled octopus?"
That's from "Where You Been, Fassbinder?". Sally says that to Mr. Fassbinder as a joke. She's really serving lasagna.

http://docemmettbrown.com/wolfieiii.jpg An extremely cool dude, although not quite as wild as the song suggests! He was a doting husband and a loving father...he was just wonderfully nuts, that's all! :lol: An absolutely astounding young man who died way, way, too young. I can listen to all of the greats, and as a budding musician, I love them dearly. But I can honestly say that Mozart is the only one I have listened to and have found it impossible...IMPOSSIBLE...to have my mind wander -- his music simply won't allow it! His music is as unpredictable, joyous, brilliant and as all OVER the place as he was! What a guy.

Incidentally, the movie "Amadeus" was mostly fiction (but he DID have that laugh!).


Er...I've digressed. Sorry! As you were! ROB, LAURA...I'm SORRY! But mention Mozart and I'm GONE!





Nora,
And was he "wacked out" enough to have appreciated Rock Me Amadeus (http://www.sma****susa.com/index.cfm?Page=Audio&SubPage=CollectionDetails&CollectionID=24) by the late Austian Punk Rocker, Falco? We used to "rock it" so loud, we thought our ears would bleed :rock: ! Especially the remix.
Every kid in "The Hood" learned a little something they could appreciate about Amadeus, thanks to Falco.

Steve

Rock Me Amadeus - Falco
He was the first punk ever to set foot on this earth.
He was a genius from the day of his birth.
He could play the piano like a ring and a bell
And ev'rybody screamed:
Come on, rock me Amadeus.

He was a superstar, he was dynamite and whatever he did (it)
Seemed to be alright.
And he drank (and) he cursed and he fooled around
But when the women would shout:
Rock me Amadeus,
Amadeus, Amadeus, Amadeus,
Amadeus, Amadeus, Amadeus,
Oh oh oh Amadeus.

With a bottle of wine in one hand and a woman in the other
'Cause he was a ladies man
He never stopped to worry what the next day would bring
Because the girls would sing:
Rock me Amadeus,
Amadeus, Amadeus, Amadeus,
Amadeus, Amadeus, Amadeus,
Oh oh oh Amadeus.

His mind was on rock and roll and having fun
Because he lived so fast he had to die so young.
But he made his mark in history.
Still ev'rybody says:
Rock me Amadeus
Amadeus, Amadeus, Amadeus,
Amadeus, Amadeus, Amadeus,
Oh oh oh Amadeus.

"You say no toucha da bricks, I no toucha da bricks!"

Steve

"You say no toucha da bricks, I no toucha da bricks!"

Steve

Vito Giotto in "Give Me Your Walls." :lol:

"You did pretty good in the bar, didn't you Ace?"

Lolac

"You did pretty good in the bar, didn't you Ace?"

That's the maid from "Bad Reception in Albany"





"Sick, sick, sick, the whole world's sick; I'm the only healthy one in it...Cancel that I just sharpened my pen."

"Sick, sick, sick, the whole world's sick; I'm the only healthy one in it...Cancel that I just sharpened my pen."
Larry,
I think it's time for a hint!

Steve

Larry,
I think it's time for a hint!

OK, the same person also said this in the episode: "Would you say no no to Neil Neil?"

OK, the same person also said this in the episode: "Would you say no no to Neil Neil?"


Sally said that in "Stretch Petrie vs. Kid Schenk."

"One of the kids is sick."

Lolac
:lol:

That was the Late Bob Crane in"Someone has to play Cleopatra"

So

So
Wonder if you meant this as a "quote". If so, I've got it........

ROB: "This man might get...robbed!"

COP: "So?"

Actually, I didn't but that was too funny..

:lol:

Who said this?
"Well, I didn't say 'because' because I knew why, I said it to give you a kind of a springboard to finish...!"

Steve

Who said this?
"Well, I didn't say 'because' because I knew why, I said it to give you a kind of a springboard to finish...!"

Steve

Millie said it to Laura in "The Life and Love of Joe Coogan."

"Now if you'll excuse me, my wife and I have tickets to the theater."

Lolac
:crazy:

That was Mel in episode #3, Jealousy.

"My hair is straight. It's my scalp that's wavy."

That was Mel in episode #3, Jealousy.

"My hair is straight. It's my scalp that's wavy."


Buddy said that to Sally in "The Bad Old Days."

"You're running around with your rabbi's wife?!"

Lolac
;) this should be easy, this episode was on TV Land this morning.

Rob said that to Buddy in "Buddy Sorrell--Man and Boy". Buddy's reply was "No, I'm running around with my rabbi."








"We're gonna have some music Moo Moo, oh yes!"

That was Laura in Pink Pills and Purple Parents. One of my favorite episodes. :)

"We never fight in the morning. Pickles don't get up before noon."

That was Laura in Pink Pills and Purple Parents. One of my favorite episodes. :)

"We never fight in the morning. Pickles don't get up before noon."
Carrie,
Was that Buddy from "The Curious Thing About Women"?

Steve

No, this was from one of the last episodes in season 1. This episode was not one of the favorites of the cast.

Then that would be "The Return Of Happy Spangler." Thanks for the huge hint, Carrie.

In which episode did this dialoque take place?

Rob: "Honey, are you gonna watch television?"
Laura: "Yeah, for a little while."
Rob: "That's too bad."
Laura: "Why?"
Rob: "I was gonna fix it."
Laura: "What's the matter with it?"
Rob: "Well, the Vertical Hold won't hold, and the Linearity's going all like that :dizzy: ."
Laura: The Linearity isn't going all like that at all :crazy: ...

Steve

No, this was from one of the last episodes in season 1. This episode was not one of the favorites of the cast.

Sorry to veer off-topic, but if the quote was from Happy Spangler, I never heard that it wasn't a favorite of the cast before. It's certainly one of my favorites (I think I've said that about almost every episode! :lol: ) and would think Rob's monologue would have made it one of DVD's favorites too.

Why didn't the cast like it?

I said it was from one of the last episodes from season 1. It's not from The Return of Happy Spangler. It was a "flashback" episode of what happened in the past when men acted like "futal lords".

I said it was from one of the last episodes from season 1. It's not from The Return of Happy Spangler. It was a "flashback" episode of what happened in the past when men acted like "futal lords".
Well, boy did I screw that up :bonk: ! Sorry, Carrie.
Then, it's from, "The Bad Old Days?"
I'll just shut up let someone else go now :whistle: .

Steve

Oh, that explains it. It's not one of my favorite episodes either!

Back to the game,

Then that would be "The Return Of Happy Spangler." Thanks for the huge hint, Carrie.

In which episode did this dialoque take place?

Rob: "Honey, are you gonna watch television?"
Laura: "Yeah, for a little while."
Rob: "That's too bad."
Laura: "Why?"
Rob: "I was gonna fix it."
Laura: "What's the matter with it?"
Rob: "Well, the Vertical Hold won't hold, and the Linearity's going all like that :dizzy: ."
Laura: The Linearity isn't going all like that at all :crazy: ...

Steve

that was from Ray Murdock's X-Ray (one of my favorite episodes :happyface )



"I'm in love I'm in love with Attila the Hun,
Attila the Hun, Attila the Hun,
Though he'll pillage a village and kill everyone,
I still love Attila the Hun."

Well, boy did I screw that up :bonk: ! Sorry, Carrie.
Then, it's from, "The Bad Old Days?"
I'll just shut up let someone else go now :whistle: .

Steve

No problem Steve. I've been there, done that too. It happens to the best of us. ;)

One of my favorite lines is in Divorce. When Rob comes in late after counseling Buddy at the bar he sees Laura dozing on the sofa. He wakes her up and says, "What are you doing out here?" She says, "Oh, I couldn't sleep."

Oh, that explains it. It's not one of my favorite episodes either!



"I'm in love I'm in love with Attila the Hun,
Attila the Hun, Attila the Hun,
Though he'll pillage a village and kill everyone,
I still love Attila the Hun."

That is from Bupkis. I love that episode!

"I don't care, I'd still like to burp him!"
Lolac
:lol:

Is that from "Id Rather be Bald Than Have No Head At All"? Sally says that line about one of their guest stars after Mel admits the guy is bald "as a newborn baby."

Here's one.
"You know, I once saw a move where the crook got away by switching jackets with another man and then, ducking down low, he..."

Steve

Is that from "Id Rather be Bald Than Have No Head At All"? Sally says that line about one of their guest stars after Mel admits the guy is bald "as a newborn baby."
Yes, that is correct. :happyface

Here's one.
"You know, I once saw a move where the crook got away by switching jackets with another man and then, ducking down low, he..."

Steve

That is from "4 1/2" when they are stuck in the elevator with Lyle Delp. Laura is telling him how to escape when they open the elevator door. :lol:

"Mel, I take back every rotten thing I ever said about you!"

Lolac :triplets

This was from one of my top ten,

Obnoxious, Offensive, Egomanic when Mel busts the gang in Alan's Office.

One of my laugh out loud monents when they all discover Alan is sleeping.



"The Cheese Souffle here is Marvelous"

"The Cheese Souffle here is Marvelous"
Dorothy's BestPal,
I think it's time for a hint!

Steve