Cactus Jack
04-21-2004, 05:49 PM
Yeah, what are they? What are the one that when they come on, you wanna hold your ears, turn it off etc?
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View Full Version : Top Ten Worst Songs Youve EVER heard Cactus Jack 04-21-2004, 05:49 PM Yeah, what are they? What are the one that when they come on, you wanna hold your ears, turn it off etc? Dean Winchester 04-21-2004, 05:55 PM Jenny From The Block - J. Lo... how funny that J. Lo didn't even write the song that proclaims that with all her possession, she's still Jenny from the block. Don't Worry Kyoko (Mummy's Looking For Her Hand In The Snow) - Yoko Ono... I love Yoko Ono and get ticked off when people (especially those who can't get over the fact that John and Paul grew apart) rip on her, but this song alone gives her entire career the negative stigma it unfortunately gets. 5 minutes of Yoko screeching, screaming and moaning, too bad these people who bash her after hearing this tripe have never heard any of her great songs. most of today's faceless "new rappers", ala Twista, Chingy, 50 Cent, J-Kwon, etc...... none of you guys will ever be 2pac so don't even try. It is just way too much right now, there's as many faceless flash in the pan rappers out right now as there were one hit wonder alternative groups this time a decade ago Take My Breath Away - Jessica Simpson. A nice power ballad destroyed Macarena - Los Del Rio. Do I need an explanation? most of the "new" pop-punk groups except Good Charlotte, you guys simply aren't fun like the 80's and 90's pop-punk acts were. When I was 16-17. I loved this stuff, but today's new groups just aren't as fun. I do enjoy Good Charlotte but I consider them more "power-pop" than punk Would You Mind - Janet. she successfully outslutted Madonna with that song. The nadir of the worst album of her career. the entire Tin Machine era-David Bowie. Thank god he's rebounded since then. I have all of Bowie's albums and the 2 Tin Machine albums are his least listenable of all, even crap like Tonight and Never Let Me Down both have spots of brilliance on it. These 2 albums were pure snoozers. At least he's been back on track for the past decade. Jrnygrl 04-21-2004, 07:16 PM Originally posted by BuffySlayer79 most of today's faceless "new rappers", ala Twista, Chingy, 50 Cent, J-Kwon, etc...... none of you guys will ever be 2pac so don't even try. It is just way too much right now, there's as many faceless flash in the pan rappers out right now as there were one hit wonder alternative groups this time a decade ago Take My Breath Away - Jessica Simpson. A nice power ballad destroyed :thumbsup: :clap :nod: :nod: Playground In My Mind - Clint Holmes My Dingaling - Chuck Berry (what was he thinking??) Torn Between two Lovers - Mary McGregor Seasons in the Sun - Terry Jacks I'm Too Sexy - Right Said Fred I Touch Myself - Divynls Him - Rupert Holmes Milkshake - Kelis Stacy's Mom - don't remember who sings it Anything by Beyonce' puke: puke::eek: ptcruiserfan2004 04-21-2004, 07:25 PM In no particular order: "Toxic"--Britney Spears "Someday" and "How You Remind Me"--Nickelback "The Reason"--Hoobastank "Beautiful"--Christina Aguilera "Hey Ya"--Outkast "Bright Lights" and "Unwell"--Matchbox 20 "With You" and "Take my Breath Away"--Jessica Simpson "Get the Party Started"--Pink "What I Like About You"--The Romantics Anything by Train ("Calling all Angels," Meet Virginia," etc.) That's what I could think up off the top of my head, but I'm positive there's more. Cashodeen 04-21-2004, 10:52 PM Originally posted by BuffySlayer79 Take My Breath Away - Jessica Simpson. A nice power ballad destroyed Yeah, isn't that awful? I couldn't believe it when I heard her remake of that song. She sounds like she is shouting the whole way through. Steve M. 04-21-2004, 11:29 PM Originally posted by BuffySlayer79 Take My Breath Away - Jessica Simpson. A nice power ballad destroyed Oh my God, is that whom I've been hearing on the piped-in music system in the discount store in which I work singing this song (I could tell it wasn't Berlin)? I never liked this song to begin with but, Jessica Simpleton's version is much worse! :eek: Steve M. 04-21-2004, 11:38 PM Okay, here are my ten worst. 10. Delta Dawn - Helen Reddy 9. Escape (the Pina Colada Song) - Rupert Holmes 8. Something Stupid - Frank and Nancy Sinatra (lives up to the title!) 7. Like a Prayer - Madonna 6. Cruisin' - Huey Lewis and Gwneth Paltrow (WHAAAT??) 5. Ring My Bell - Anita Ward :eek: (I hated disco after hearing this!!) 4. Free Bird - Lynyrd Skynyrd (JUST KIDDING!!) 4. Sugar Sugar - the Archies (diabetes-inducing!) 3. Don't Cry Out Loud - Melissa Manchester 2. Justify My Love - Madonna 1. You're Havin' My Baby - Paul Anka Attentive readers will note that Madonna is the only performer to appear on this list twice! (Though, to be fair, I could have easily filled this list with ten cuts from William Shatner! :D ) Cashodeen 04-21-2004, 11:42 PM Okay, here we go: Don't Worry Be Happy - Bobby McFerrin Why Not - Hilary Duff Achey Brakey Heart - Billy Raye Cyrus Only In My Dreams - Debbie Gibson Having My Baby - Paul Anka That Tulip song - Tiny Tim Precious and Few - Climax Kokomo - Beach Boys Leave Me Alone - Michael Jackson Hyperactive - Thomas Dolby This list isn't 100% accurate, but pretty close. I hate these songs. I forgot to add some really bad rap, but maybe next time. Edit: ABH is definitely worse than Mambo No. 5 Lizzie McGuire 04-22-2004, 02:25 PM My 10 top worst song are 1. Yeah- Usher 2. Milkshake - Kelis 3. Anything by Good Charlotte 4. Anything by Chingy 5. Rose - Outkast 6. Hey Ya- Outkast and more. MonarC 04-22-2004, 03:31 PM anything by J-Lo, Christina Agulera, Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson, Avril Lavigne, and many others. But those 4 are the worst in my mind right now. monni d 04-22-2004, 03:52 PM all hilary duff songs automatic princess 04-22-2004, 04:04 PM any Justin Timberlake song dr frasier crane 04-22-2004, 08:31 PM Originally posted by ptcruiserfan2004 "What I Like About You"--The Romantics I love the Romantics. "What I Like About You" and "Talking In Your Sleep. They have some cool songs. Dean Winchester 04-22-2004, 09:25 PM Originally posted by dr frasier crane I love the Romantics. "What I Like About You" and "Talking In Your Sleep. They have some cool songs. I do like TALKING IN YOUR SLEEP personally, but I can see why people hate WHAT I LIKE ABOUT YOU, waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too overplayed and overrated (IMO) Raven-Symone 04-23-2004, 01:22 AM Yeah by Usher All Justin Timberlake songs Milkshake by Kelis All Good Charlotte songs Roses by Outkast All Simple Plan Songs Dirt off my shoulder by Jay-Z All Chigy songs Any Hansons songs This I promis you by NSYNC MandieR1980 04-23-2004, 02:03 AM Originally posted by Lizzie McGuire My 10 top worst song are 1. Yeah- Usher 2. Milkshake - Kelis 3. Anything by Good Charlotte 4. Anything by Chingy 5. Rose - Outkast 6. Hey Ya- Outkast and more. I love "Roses" it always makes me laugh especially the video. This is coming from someone who hates rap LOL MandieR1980 04-23-2004, 02:04 AM Originally posted by ptcruiserfan2004 "Bright Lights" and "Unwell"--Matchbox 20 <gasps> I'm heartbroken :( Lizzie McGuire 04-23-2004, 01:54 PM Originally posted by MandieR1980 I love "Roses" it always makes me laugh especially the video. This is coming from someone who hates rap LOL That true i don't like rap at all. Dean Winchester 04-23-2004, 02:23 PM why do a lot of the "teen pop princess" (Raven, Hilary) fans hate Good Charlotte so much? And don't use "they suck" as your reasoning. I know plenty of people in their 20's, and even a few in their 30's who actually like Good Charlotte's music. They're a fun little power-pop band who write catchy little numbers. On the other hand, I don't know any adult besides parents forced beyond their will (as I do have a friend whose daughters are Hilary fans), who would be caught dead listening to Hilary Duff. I'd say Good Charlotte definately has the ability to last longer because they appeal to adults just as much as they do kids. Cashodeen 04-23-2004, 05:50 PM Originally posted by BuffySlayer79 why do a lot of the "teen pop princess" (Raven, Hilary) fans hate Good Charlotte so much? And don't use "they suck" as your reasoning. I know plenty of people in their 20's, and even a few in their 30's who actually like Good Charlotte's music. They're a fun little power-pop band who write catchy little numbers. On the other hand, I don't know any adult besides parents forced beyond their will (as I do have a friend whose daughters are Hilary fans), who would be caught dead listening to Hilary Duff. I'd say Good Charlotte definately has the ability to last longer because they appeal to adults just as much as they do kids. Yeah, I'm 20 and Good Charlotte is one of the few mainstream groups I'm a fan of lately. They definitely have the potential to last, as long as they continue with good material, which they are definitely capable of. They're not some manufactured artist with clichéd backgrounds and insipid lyrics. And I like how you refer to them as power-pop. I don't think of them as punk either. Hollow 04-23-2004, 10:32 PM 1. The song from the club cracker commercial. :wallbang whenever i see it for the first time in a long time i scream and turn off the tv. argh! 2. Hey ya- outkast 3. Whatever that blondie song is that goes like "one way or another i'm gonna find ya blah blah blah" 4. The game of love- michelle branch 5. Why can't i- liz phair 6. Don't know why- norah jones 7. Skater boy- avril lavigne 8. Anything by good charlotte 9. Any hip hop song 10. Any country song Steve M. 04-23-2004, 10:46 PM Originally posted by safety pin 3. Whatever that blondie song is that goes like "one way or another i'm gonna find ya blah blah blah" How about "Rapture," where Debbie Harry raps about a Martian extraterrestrial who consumes automobiles and saloons, then starts eating guitars? :rolleyes: vashti1999 04-23-2004, 11:18 PM Originally posted by safety pin 2. Hey ya- outkast 4. The game of love- michelle branch Those are two great songs you mentioned there. Dean Winchester 04-23-2004, 11:35 PM Originally posted by vashti1999 Those are two great songs you mentioned there. I agree. I have been outspoken that I do not care for hip hop, but I'm shocked at how bashed Outkast is in here.. they are one of the few bright spots in an otherwise repetitive genre IMO Raven-Symone 04-24-2004, 12:44 AM Originally posted by BuffySlayer79 why do a lot of the "teen pop princess" (Raven, Hilary) fans hate Good Charlotte so much? And don't use "they suck" as your reasoning. I know plenty of people in their 20's, and even a few in their 30's who actually like Good Charlotte's music. They're a fun little power-pop band who write catchy little numbers. On the other hand, I don't know any adult besides parents forced beyond their will (as I do have a friend whose daughters are Hilary fans), who would be caught dead listening to Hilary Duff. I'd say Good Charlotte definately has the ability to last longer because they appeal to adults just as much as they do kids. we could like whoever we want, I don't like punk music ok, and I like to know why all good charlotte fans don't like Hilary Duff and don't said she suck either. dandelion wine 04-24-2004, 03:55 PM In no particular order, these are the songs that make my ears bleed: "Seasons in the Sun" - Terry Jacks "It's My Party" - Lesley Gore "I Am Woman" - Helen Reddy "Achy Breaky Heart" - Billy Ray Cyrus "Take My Breath Away" - Jessica Simpson's cover version. For shame, for shame. "Feelings" - Gemini "All I Wanna Do Is Make Love To You" - Heart "Macarena" - Los Del Rio "At This Moment" - Billy Vera "Only In My Dreams" - Debbie Gibson Originally posted by Steve M. Attentive readers will note that Madonna is the only performer to appear on this list twice! (Though, to be fair, I could have easily filled this list with ten cuts from William Shatner! :D ) "Rocket Man" ...ouch. :eek: :lol: david&maddie4ever 04-25-2004, 12:11 AM Originally posted by little insomniac "Rocket Man" ...ouch. :eek: :lol: :rotflmao: phoebe7165 04-25-2004, 12:32 AM I'm sorry, but I cannot stand "Rock & Roll Hoochie-Koo" by Rick Derringer. The second I hear that beginning guitar, I change the station. It's played on alot of the classic rock stations and it seems like it's a favorite among the listeners. Not with me. I've heard Jessica Simpson's "Take My Breathe Away", but I never liked Berlin's version, either. Give me "Metro" anytime!! Life is a highway--Tom Cochran(I think). If you don't mind, I'll stay on the surface streets. My current song that I positively can't stand is from, I think, Nickelback. I don't know the title, but the 1st line, he sings(if you want to call it singing), is "I like your pants around your feet(or ankles, or something like that). Another song where the second I hear that 1st line, I change the station. I'm sorry if I offend any Nickelback fans, but I haven't heard anything I like from this band, most especially that song. dandelion wine 04-25-2004, 12:38 AM Originally posted by david&maddie4ever :rotflmao: :lol: :lol: That's exactly what I did the first time I ever heard his version of that song. Classic. EmoJoe 04-29-2004, 07:33 PM I hate "Toxic" and "Senorita" Hollow 04-29-2004, 10:09 PM Originally posted by vashti1999 Those are two great songs you mentioned there. hey ya does not = great ohno: OrangePoprocks 05-01-2004, 08:10 PM SONGS THAT SHOULD BE BANNED FROM THE FACE OF THE EARTH: 1. Satisfaction (version with robot voices- it's just wrong.) 2. Satisfaction (Brittney Spears Version) 3. Don't Want You Back (forgot artist) 4. Macarena 5. Take My Breath Away (Jessica Simpson) 6. Milkbone Commercial Song 7. ANYTHING BY THOSE HORRIBLE BOY BANDS 8. One Way Or Another (Blondie) 9. You Don't Know My Name (Alicia Keys) 10. That ABC 123 song (Jackson Five) Those songs just make me want to vomit. They are the absolute WORST tunes I have evet heard! That's all I have to say. :seeya: OrangePoprocks 05-01-2004, 08:47 PM Originally posted by OrangePoprocks SONGS THAT SHOULD BE BANNED FROM THE FACE OF THE EARTH: 1. Satisfaction (version with robot voices- it's just wrong.) 2. Satisfaction (Brittney Spears Version) 3. Don't Want You Back (forgot artist) 4. Macarena 5. Take My Breath Away (Jessica Simpson) 6. Milkbone Commercial Song 7. ANYTHING BY THOSE HORRIBLE BOY BANDS 8. One Way Or Another (Blondie) 9. You Don't Know My Name (Alicia Keys) 10. That ABC 123 song (Jackson Five) Those songs just make me want to vomit. They are the absolute WORST tunes I have evet heard! That's all I have to say. :seeya: Excuse me, I need to add one- the COPS SONG. (Bad Boys, Bad Boys, Whatcha Gonna Do When They Come For You) That's definitely a sucky one. Cashodeen 05-02-2004, 01:04 AM Originally posted by OrangePoprocks SONGS THAT SHOULD BE BANNED FROM THE FACE OF THE EARTH: 1. Satisfaction (version with robot voices- it's just wrong.) Oh, Devo's version... Yeah, that song is just plain wrong. Superbatboy 05-03-2004, 04:01 AM Anything by Hilary Duff Anything by Clay Aiken Anything by D12 or Eminem Cactus Jack 05-24-2004, 02:43 PM Originally posted by little insomniac [QUOTE] "Rocket Man" ...ouch. :eek: :lol: :rotflmao: I love that song, well the Elton John version I dont like Macarena at all I also dont like that song in the new Revlon commerical UGH |