pilotguy
04-16-2004, 07:52 AM
This may sound kind of weird, but after watching "The Apprentice", I started wondering what it would be like if Donald Trump had to deal with the "Wings" characters as players.....
I could see it now....Roy and Fay would be sitting on either side of Trump at the conference table as his "long-time, valued associates".
Every time Trump would try to get two of the players to "fight it out" and tell why the other one should be fired, Roy would start that wheezy laugh of his and say, "Oh MAN, this is the part I LOVE!". Then when a person was fired by Trump, Roy would say, "You heard the man....hit the bricks, Loser!".
Fay would sit there quietly until one of the contestants became vicious and verbally tore apart a fellow player...then Fay would sit there, smile and say to Trump, "Oh, she's LOVELY!"
If one of the players (say Joe or Brian) trashed Helen, trying to get her fired, she would get out of her chair, jump on that person's back and start beating the daylights out of him (or her).....
If Lowell was fired by Trump, he would get up and get mad, "OK, Mr. Big Shot! I don't need this....This stupid tie's choking me anyway....besides, I've got a plane that needs an oil change...Outta my way!"
Oh YEAH, the possibilities are endless!
I could see it now....Roy and Fay would be sitting on either side of Trump at the conference table as his "long-time, valued associates".
Every time Trump would try to get two of the players to "fight it out" and tell why the other one should be fired, Roy would start that wheezy laugh of his and say, "Oh MAN, this is the part I LOVE!". Then when a person was fired by Trump, Roy would say, "You heard the man....hit the bricks, Loser!".
Fay would sit there quietly until one of the contestants became vicious and verbally tore apart a fellow player...then Fay would sit there, smile and say to Trump, "Oh, she's LOVELY!"
If one of the players (say Joe or Brian) trashed Helen, trying to get her fired, she would get out of her chair, jump on that person's back and start beating the daylights out of him (or her).....
If Lowell was fired by Trump, he would get up and get mad, "OK, Mr. Big Shot! I don't need this....This stupid tie's choking me anyway....besides, I've got a plane that needs an oil change...Outta my way!"
Oh YEAH, the possibilities are endless!