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Prime-Time Classic Television
Effective September 1st, 1991
Everyday
7:00 PM - "Mister Ed"
7:30 PM - "Mister Ed"
8:00 PM - "Dennis the Menace"
8:30 PM - "Dennis the Menace"
9:00 PM - "The Dick Van Dyke Show"
9:30 PM - "The Dick Van Dyke Show"
10:00 PM - "Green Acres"
10:30 PM - "Green Acres"
11:00 PM - "Flipper"
11:30 PM - "Flipper"
12:00 AM - Classic Television Movie
2:00 AM - Paid Programming
4:00 AM - Classic Television Movie
6:00 AM - Off The Air
"The Dick Van Dyke Show" Fall Kick-Off Marathon
Join Rob, Laura, Jerry, Millie and the rest of the gang in this seven day marathon as we prepare for the fall season to begin. Begins Saturday, September 21st at 9:00pm and ends Friday, September 27th at 1:00am.
Marathon Schedule:
Saturday, September 21st
9:00PM - #001- "The Sick Boy and the Sitter"
Comedy writer Rob Petrie talks his wife Laura into leaving their "sick" son Richie with a babysitter while they attend a big party. Stacey Keach guest-stars.
9:30pm - #005-"Washington vs. the Bunny"
Rob is determined to go on a business trip even though Laura wants him to see their son Richie "star" in a school play.
10:00pm - #007-"The Unwelcome Houseguest"
Rob reluctantly agrees to take care of Buddy's dog for the weekend and creates a furor when he brings the animal home.
10:30pm - #009-"My Blonde-Haired Brunette"
Laura dyes her hair blonde when she fears the romance in her marriage is fading.
11:00pm - #012-"Sally Is a Girl"
Rob is accused of being a Don Juan when he takes his wife's advice and stops treating co-writer Sally as one of the boys.
11:30pm - #017-"The Curious Thing About Women"
Rob's sense of humor backfires when he decides to base a television skit on Laura's penchant for opening his mail.
12MID - #019-"Where Did I Come From?"
Six-year-old Richie asks his parents the inevitable "Where did I come from?" question. They recall the days before his birth.
12:30am - #023-"Father of the Week"
Rob's paternal pride suffers a cruel shock when he finds out that his six-year-old son is ashamed of him.
Sunday, September 22nd
9:00pm - #028-"I Am My Brother's Keeper"
Rob's bashful brother arrives in town and proves to be confident and outgoing only when he is sleepwalking. Jerry Van Dyke guest stars.
9:30pm - #029-"The Sleeping Brother"
Rob's talented, sleepwalking brother manages to audition successfully for "The Alan Brady Show" even while wide-awake. Jerry Van Dyke guest-stars. Carl Reiner makes his first appearance as Alan Brady in this episode.
10:00pm - #031-"Never Name a Duck"
When one of Richie's two pet ducks dies, it seems as if the Petrie family has lost one of its human members.
10:30pm - #032-"The Two Faces of Rob"
To prove that a wife cannot always recognize her husband on the telephone, Rob disguises his voice and asks Laura for a date.
11:00pm - #033-"Bank Book 6565696"
Rob is puzzled and chagrined when he finds that Laura has a secret nest egg of her own.
11:30pm - #034-"The Attempted Marriage"
A crippled jeep and a sprained ankle make Rob two hours late for his own wedding.
12MID - #036-"What's in a Middle Name?"
Rob has some explaining to do when son Richie learns that his middle name is Rosebud.
12:30am - #040-"The Secret Life of Buddy and Sally"
Rob suspects cowriters Buddy and Sally of carrying on a clandestine romance.
Monday, September 23rd
9:00pm - #41-"A Bird in the Head Hurts"
Richie runs into the house screaming that he has been pecked on the head by a giant woodpecker.
9:30pm - #045-"The Cat Burglar"
A phantom burglar pillages the Petrie home, but the police are baffled as to how he did it.
10:00pm - #051-"It May Look Like a Walnut"
Under the influence of science fiction, Rob fears that a walnut will steal his imagination and his thumbs. Danny Thomas guest-stars.
10:30pm - #052-"Don't Trip Over That Mountain"
To his great regret, Rob ignores Laura's warning to stay off the big slopes on his first skiing excursion.
11:00pm - #053-"Give Me Your Walls!"
When Rob's living room needs a paint job, he hires a colorful master painter of Rome, Florence, and Brooklyn.
11:30pm - #058-"Divorce"
Rob finds himself caught in the middle after Buddy announces he is going to divorce Pickles.
12MID - #060-"A Surprise Surprise Is a Surprise"
Laura despairs when husband Rob learns of her elaborate plans to throw a surprise party for him.
12:30am- #063-"All About Eavesdropping"
Through Richie's toy intercom, Rob and Laura tune in on a conversation at the Helpers' and almost lose two friends.
Tuesday, September 24th
9:00pm - #064-"That's My Boy?"
Rob recalls the hectic days after Richie was born, when he was sure the hospital had given him and Laura the wrong baby.
9:30pm - #066-"Laura's Little Lie"
Complications arise when Laura confesses to Rob that she lied about her age on their marriage certificate.
10:00pm - #067-"Very Old Shoes, Very Old Rice"
Rob and Laura learn they are not legally married and make plans to elope.
10:30pm - #071-"Big Max Calvada"
An underworld figure involves Rob, Sally, and Buddy in an unusual writing assignment. Jack Larson guest-stars.
11:00pm - #073- Turtles, Ties and Toreadors"
Rob feels like a hero when he hires a maid for his overworked wife, Laura.
11:30pm - #079-"The Lady and the Tiger and the Lawyer"
When a handsome bachelor, Arthur Stanwyck, moves in next door, Rob and Laura become matchmakers.
12MID - #083-"The Pen Is Mightier Than the Mouth"
Rob and Buddy find themselves overworked and overwrought when Sally becomes a television personality overnight.
12:30am - #084-"My Part-Time Wife"
When Laura fills in for Sally at the office, she does such a perfect job that Rob almost loses his mind.
Wednesday, September 25th
9:00pm - #088-"Scratch My Car and Die"
A scratch on Rob's new car causes a domestic crisis at the Petrie house.
9:30pm - #090-"October Eve"
A painting of Laura returns to haunt her. Although she posed fully clothed, the artist took the liberty of "undraping" her.
10:00pm - #093-"I'd Rather Be Bald Than Have No Head at All"
Rob thinks he's going bald and tries a barber's secret recipe which consists of ingredients usually reserved for a salad.
10:30pm - #097- "Ghost of A. Chantz"
Rob, Laura, Sally, and Buddy spend a frightening night in a haunted cabin at a mountain resort.
11:00pm - #102-"4 1/2"
Rob and Laura are on their way to see Laura's obstetrician when they are trapped in a stalled elevator with a hold-up man. Don Rickles guest-stars.
11:30pm - #103-"The Alan Brady Show Goes to Jail"
The Alan Brady writers entertain at a prison and Rob gets locked up with the inmates. Don Rickles guest-stars.
12MID - #106-"Pink Pills for Purple Patients"
Laura takes two pink pills and suffers disastrous side effects.
12:30am - #114-"Boy #1 Versus Boy #2"
Laura and Millie become unbearable stage mothers when their sons are cast in a television commercial.
Thursday, September 26th
9:00pm - #117-"Girls Will Be Boys"
The Petries face a problem when Richie is beaten up by a pretty little girl who loves him.
9:30pm - #122-"100 Terrible Hours"
Rob recalls his job interview with Alan Brady near the end of an arduous keep-awake marathon.
10:00pm - #123-"A Show of Hands"
Just before they are due at a formal banquet, Rob and Laura accidentally dye their hands an indelible black.
10:30pm - #125-"Br-room, Br-room"
Rob buys a motorcycle and is arrested as a joy-riding delinquent the first time out.
11:00pm - #128-"Coast-to-Coast Big Mouth"
Laura blurts out a top secret on a national television quiz show--that comedian Alan Brady wears a toupee. Carl Reiner guest-stars.
11:30pm - #129-"Uhny Uftz"
Rob sees a flying saucer and tracks it to its lair--the office above his own.
12MID - #133-"The Great Petrie Fortune"
Rob's dreams of inheriting a fortune are dashed until he realizes the intangible worth of an old photograph.
12:30am - #134-"Odd But True"
Rob is offered $500 because the freckles on his back are in the shape of the Liberty Bell.
Friday, September 27th
9:00pm - #136-"Go Tell the Birds and the Bees"
When Richie spins a few fantastic stories for his friends, his parents wind up in the school psychologist's office.
9:30pm - #141-"Who Stole My Watch?"
Rob loses his friends as well as his watch when the friends learn they're all under suspicion.
10:00pm - #145-"The Curse of the Petrie People"
Rob's parents give a family heirloom piece of jewelry to Laura, who accidentally drops it in the garbage disposal.
10:30pm - #146-"The Bottom of Mel Cooley's Heart"
When Mel Cooley takes Rob's advice and stands up to Alan Brady, he is promptly fired. Carl Reiner guest-stars.
11:00pm - #150-"Long Night's Journey Into Day"
Laura spends a harrowing night alone in the house when the rest of the family goes off on a fishing trip.
11:30pm - #152-"A Day in the Life of Alan Brady"
The Petries' anniversary party for the Helpers turns into a television documentary for Alan Brady. Carl Reiner guest-stars.
12MID - #153-"Obnoxious, Offensive, Egomaniac, Etc."
Rob and his writers are in big trouble for adding insults to an Alan Brady script. Carl Reiner guest-stars.
12:30am - #157-"The Last Chapter"
Rob's autobiography conjures up scenes from the past and leads Alan Brady to buy the book for a television series. Carl Reiner guest-stars.
"Mister Ed" Marathon
Join our favorite talking horse and his old pal Wilbur in a week-long marathon featuring some of the most wild adventures of a horse!
Begins Saturday, November 16th at 7:00pm and ends Friday, November 22nd at 10:00pm.
Marathon Schedule:
Saturday, November 16th
7:00pm - #001-The First Meeting
Wilbur is shocked as the horse in his barn starts talking to him--and his wife and neighbors are even more shocked.
7:30pm - #004-Stable for Three
Ed becomes a nuisance by knocking over a barbecue and eating Carol's planted vegetables. Wilbur and Addison both end up sleeping in the barn.
8:00pm - #005-Kiddy Park
Insulted by vacation plans that don't include him, Ed runs away to start a new life.
8:30pm - #007-Little Boy
At a party arranged by Carol for the neighborhood boys, Ed ends the ostracism of a new boy by proving his bravery to the others.
9:00pm - #013-Ed's Mother
Ed bids for his mother at an auction when he finds that she has been working as a plow horse on a farm.
9:30pm - #015-Ed, the Songwriter
Through an elaborate ruse, Wilbur has a music publisher record a song composed, written and sung by Ed.
Sunday, November 17th
7:00pm - #016-Ed, the Stool Pigeon
Jealous because Wilbur and Carol have adopted a poodle as a pet, Ed contrives to get the pup into trouble.
7:30pm - #017-Psychoanalyst Show
Ed develops a fear of high places and Wilbur engages a psychiatrist to cure him. However, everyone thinks it's Wilbur who has the problem.
8:00pm - #024-Wilbur Sells Ed
Ed falls in love with a filly owned by a big builder and convinces Wilbur to sell him, almost ruining Wilbur's contract.
8:30pm - #025-Ed Cries Wolf
Ed tells fibs to get Wilbur to play chess with him; therefore Wilbur doesn't believe him when Ed tells him there really is a thief in the house.
9:00pm - #028-The Horsetronaut
Wilbur has to take an office downtown, away from Ed, who feels unwanted. Ed decides to get out of Wilbur's way for good.
9:30pm - #033-Ed, the Hero
Ed saves the life of a little girl in the park, and her grandfather invites the Posts and Ed to his palatial estate in Catalina. Ed won't go.
Monday, November 18th
7:00pm - #035-Mister Ed's Blues
Ed doesn't want to cooperate when everyone wants Wilbur to compose a hit song that will save a music company from bankruptcy.
7:30pm - #036-Ed and the Elephant
Wilbur boards a magician's elephant in the barn, and Jumbo drives Mister Ed frantic with his antics.
8:00pm - #038-Zsa Zsa
The star has to make a western movie but is uncomfortable with horses. Wilbur loans Ed to Zsa Zsa Gabor.
8:30pm - #42-Ed, the Horse Doctor
Addison buys a racehorse that has great promise until she comes down with an unknown illness. Ed to the rescue!
9:00pm - #045-Ed, the Beachcomber
Addison's beach property is put in jeopardy by a group of beatniks. Wilbur tries to help and ends up with his own beatnik problem.
9:30pm - #046-George Burns Meets Mister Ed
George Burns offers $25,000 for a new act to make an appearance with him in Las Vegas. Wilbur realizes he has a gold mine in Ed.
Tuesday, November 19th
7:00pm - #048-Bald Horse
Ed thinks he is losing his hair and has Wilbur frantic trying all the home remedies--until the real reason for the disappearing hair comes to light.
7:300pm - #51-Clint Eastwood Meets Mister Ed
A temporary party line on the phone allows Ed to court Clint Eastwood's horse. However, his antics wreak havoc between Eastwood and Wilbur.
8:00pm - #054-Ed Gets Amnesia
Ed is accidentally hit in the head with a bucket of carrots and gets amnesia. He doesn't remember or recognize Wilbur.
8:30pm - #057-Wilbur in the Lion's Den
Ed talks Wilbur into taking him to the park for some kite flying, much to the chagrin of Carol and the Addisons.
9:00pm - #064-Horse Party
Ed realizes that it's his birthday and tries to talk Wilbur into throwing him a party.
9:30pm - #065-Ed, the Pilgrim
Ed talks himself out of Thanksgiving dinner; in trying to rectify the situation he tells Wilbur the real story of Thanksgiving.
Wednesday, November 20th
7:00pm - #075-Ed, the Emancipator
Wilbur and Carol buy Kay Addison a cockatoo for her birthday, much to the disappointment of Addison--but to the delight of Ed.
7:30pm - #076-The Price of Apples
Ed is taken with a mad desire for Addison's apples and becomes an appleholic, but Addison is unsympathetic.
8:00pm - #077-Doctor Ed
When Addison's TV set goes on the blink, he borrows the one in Wilbur's office. Ed is upset because he can't watch his favorite doctor series.
8:30pm - #78-Ed, the Zebra
When Addison wants him to pose for an undignified contest photo, Ed runs away to the zoo incognito.
9:00pm - #081-Leo Durocher Meets Mister Ed
Ed, a staunch L.A. Dodger fan, spots a few batting weaknesses among the lineup while watching one of their televised games.
9:30pm - #082-Ed Discovers America
Wilbur wins a commission to build the city's American History Museum, but is stumped when he tries to come up with a monument.
Thursday, November 21st
7:00pm - #090-Ed, the Desert Rat
After a tiff with Wilbur, Ed heads for the wide open land, but gets lost in the desert where he encounters all types of misadventures.
7:30pm - #091-Home Sweet Trailer
Ed feels his territory threatened when Wilbur's former Air Force Commander and his wife come to town and park their trailer in the Posts' backyard. (The Kirkwoods replace the Addisons as the neighbors.)
8:00pm - #097-Ed's Dentist
When Ed complains of a toothache, the vet comes to give him a shot for the pain. But Ed disappears when he gets a look at the needle.
8:30pm - #102-Mae West Meets Ed
When Ed overhears Mae West commissioning Wilbur to design ultra-deluxe stables for her horses, he becomes dissatisfied with his own surroundings.
9:00pm - #108-Ed's Tunnel to Freedom
Wilbur teaches Ed a lesson by locking him in his stall for stealing brownies and pies from the kitchen window.
9:30pm - #111-Ed, the Race Horse
Colonel Kirkwood takes up horseback riding and has found a favorite (and fast) horse to ride. He challenges Wilbur and Ed to a race...
Friday, November 22nd
7:00pm - #114-Ed, the Pilot
When Wilbur and Kirkwood decide to buy a plane, Ed wants to learn to fly.
7:30pm - #116-Animal Jury
Wilbur's Aunt comes to visit with her pet parrot. When the bird shows up in the pet store, Ed tries to convince Wilbur the cat did it.
8:00pm - #121-Ed, the Sentry
Carol develops an allergy to horses and Ed volunteers himself for Air Force sentry duty.
8:30pm - #129-Robin Hood Ed
A movie producer seeks an unknown to play Robin Hood in his movie, and Carol convinces Wilbur to try out.
9:00pm - #138-The Horse and the Pussycat
Carol offers to look after a friend's cat, but it's Wilbur who is stuck with the extra work, causing him to neglect Ed.
9:30pm - #143-Ed Goes to College
Ignoring Wilbur's pleas to stick to being a horse, Ed makes up his mind to go to college to become a doctor.
"Dennis the Menace" Winter Kick-Off Marathon
Begins December 28th, 1991 at 7:00pm and ends January 3rd at 11:00pm
Schedule Information TBA
Valentine's Day Marathon
Friday, February 14th, 1992
7:00pm - "Mister Ed"
#083-Taller Than She
Ed falls madly in love with a French filly, but is chagrined to find she is taller than him.
7:30pm - "Mister Ed"
#063-Wilbur, the Masher
Wilbur, while riding in the park, gets into trouble with a beautiful married woman--while Ed is smitten with the filly she is riding.
8:00pm - "Dennis the Menace"
TBA
8:30pm - "Dennis the Menace"
TBA
9:00pm - "The Dick Van Dyke Show"
#079-"The Lady and the Tiger and the Lawyer"
When a handsome bachelor, Arthur Stanwyck, moves in next door, Rob and Laura become matchmakers.
9:30pm - "The Dick Van Dyke Show"
#098-"The Lady and the Babysitter"
Rob and Laura are unaware that their teenage babysitter has a crush on Laura.
10:00pm - "Green Acres"
TBA
10:30pm - "Green Acres"
TBA
"Green Acres" Kick-Off Spring Marathon
Begins Saturday, March 21st at 9:00pm and ends Friday, March 27th, at 1:00am.
Schedule Information TBA
Effective September 1st, 1991
Everyday
7:00 PM - "Mister Ed"
7:30 PM - "Mister Ed"
8:00 PM - "Dennis the Menace"
8:30 PM - "Dennis the Menace"
9:00 PM - "The Dick Van Dyke Show"
9:30 PM - "The Dick Van Dyke Show"
10:00 PM - "Green Acres"
10:30 PM - "Green Acres"
11:00 PM - "Flipper"
11:30 PM - "Flipper"
12:00 AM - Classic Television Movie
2:00 AM - Paid Programming
4:00 AM - Classic Television Movie
6:00 AM - Off The Air
"The Dick Van Dyke Show" Fall Kick-Off Marathon
Join Rob, Laura, Jerry, Millie and the rest of the gang in this seven day marathon as we prepare for the fall season to begin. Begins Saturday, September 21st at 9:00pm and ends Friday, September 27th at 1:00am.
Marathon Schedule:
Saturday, September 21st
9:00PM - #001- "The Sick Boy and the Sitter"
Comedy writer Rob Petrie talks his wife Laura into leaving their "sick" son Richie with a babysitter while they attend a big party. Stacey Keach guest-stars.
9:30pm - #005-"Washington vs. the Bunny"
Rob is determined to go on a business trip even though Laura wants him to see their son Richie "star" in a school play.
10:00pm - #007-"The Unwelcome Houseguest"
Rob reluctantly agrees to take care of Buddy's dog for the weekend and creates a furor when he brings the animal home.
10:30pm - #009-"My Blonde-Haired Brunette"
Laura dyes her hair blonde when she fears the romance in her marriage is fading.
11:00pm - #012-"Sally Is a Girl"
Rob is accused of being a Don Juan when he takes his wife's advice and stops treating co-writer Sally as one of the boys.
11:30pm - #017-"The Curious Thing About Women"
Rob's sense of humor backfires when he decides to base a television skit on Laura's penchant for opening his mail.
12MID - #019-"Where Did I Come From?"
Six-year-old Richie asks his parents the inevitable "Where did I come from?" question. They recall the days before his birth.
12:30am - #023-"Father of the Week"
Rob's paternal pride suffers a cruel shock when he finds out that his six-year-old son is ashamed of him.
Sunday, September 22nd
9:00pm - #028-"I Am My Brother's Keeper"
Rob's bashful brother arrives in town and proves to be confident and outgoing only when he is sleepwalking. Jerry Van Dyke guest stars.
9:30pm - #029-"The Sleeping Brother"
Rob's talented, sleepwalking brother manages to audition successfully for "The Alan Brady Show" even while wide-awake. Jerry Van Dyke guest-stars. Carl Reiner makes his first appearance as Alan Brady in this episode.
10:00pm - #031-"Never Name a Duck"
When one of Richie's two pet ducks dies, it seems as if the Petrie family has lost one of its human members.
10:30pm - #032-"The Two Faces of Rob"
To prove that a wife cannot always recognize her husband on the telephone, Rob disguises his voice and asks Laura for a date.
11:00pm - #033-"Bank Book 6565696"
Rob is puzzled and chagrined when he finds that Laura has a secret nest egg of her own.
11:30pm - #034-"The Attempted Marriage"
A crippled jeep and a sprained ankle make Rob two hours late for his own wedding.
12MID - #036-"What's in a Middle Name?"
Rob has some explaining to do when son Richie learns that his middle name is Rosebud.
12:30am - #040-"The Secret Life of Buddy and Sally"
Rob suspects cowriters Buddy and Sally of carrying on a clandestine romance.
Monday, September 23rd
9:00pm - #41-"A Bird in the Head Hurts"
Richie runs into the house screaming that he has been pecked on the head by a giant woodpecker.
9:30pm - #045-"The Cat Burglar"
A phantom burglar pillages the Petrie home, but the police are baffled as to how he did it.
10:00pm - #051-"It May Look Like a Walnut"
Under the influence of science fiction, Rob fears that a walnut will steal his imagination and his thumbs. Danny Thomas guest-stars.
10:30pm - #052-"Don't Trip Over That Mountain"
To his great regret, Rob ignores Laura's warning to stay off the big slopes on his first skiing excursion.
11:00pm - #053-"Give Me Your Walls!"
When Rob's living room needs a paint job, he hires a colorful master painter of Rome, Florence, and Brooklyn.
11:30pm - #058-"Divorce"
Rob finds himself caught in the middle after Buddy announces he is going to divorce Pickles.
12MID - #060-"A Surprise Surprise Is a Surprise"
Laura despairs when husband Rob learns of her elaborate plans to throw a surprise party for him.
12:30am- #063-"All About Eavesdropping"
Through Richie's toy intercom, Rob and Laura tune in on a conversation at the Helpers' and almost lose two friends.
Tuesday, September 24th
9:00pm - #064-"That's My Boy?"
Rob recalls the hectic days after Richie was born, when he was sure the hospital had given him and Laura the wrong baby.
9:30pm - #066-"Laura's Little Lie"
Complications arise when Laura confesses to Rob that she lied about her age on their marriage certificate.
10:00pm - #067-"Very Old Shoes, Very Old Rice"
Rob and Laura learn they are not legally married and make plans to elope.
10:30pm - #071-"Big Max Calvada"
An underworld figure involves Rob, Sally, and Buddy in an unusual writing assignment. Jack Larson guest-stars.
11:00pm - #073- Turtles, Ties and Toreadors"
Rob feels like a hero when he hires a maid for his overworked wife, Laura.
11:30pm - #079-"The Lady and the Tiger and the Lawyer"
When a handsome bachelor, Arthur Stanwyck, moves in next door, Rob and Laura become matchmakers.
12MID - #083-"The Pen Is Mightier Than the Mouth"
Rob and Buddy find themselves overworked and overwrought when Sally becomes a television personality overnight.
12:30am - #084-"My Part-Time Wife"
When Laura fills in for Sally at the office, she does such a perfect job that Rob almost loses his mind.
Wednesday, September 25th
9:00pm - #088-"Scratch My Car and Die"
A scratch on Rob's new car causes a domestic crisis at the Petrie house.
9:30pm - #090-"October Eve"
A painting of Laura returns to haunt her. Although she posed fully clothed, the artist took the liberty of "undraping" her.
10:00pm - #093-"I'd Rather Be Bald Than Have No Head at All"
Rob thinks he's going bald and tries a barber's secret recipe which consists of ingredients usually reserved for a salad.
10:30pm - #097- "Ghost of A. Chantz"
Rob, Laura, Sally, and Buddy spend a frightening night in a haunted cabin at a mountain resort.
11:00pm - #102-"4 1/2"
Rob and Laura are on their way to see Laura's obstetrician when they are trapped in a stalled elevator with a hold-up man. Don Rickles guest-stars.
11:30pm - #103-"The Alan Brady Show Goes to Jail"
The Alan Brady writers entertain at a prison and Rob gets locked up with the inmates. Don Rickles guest-stars.
12MID - #106-"Pink Pills for Purple Patients"
Laura takes two pink pills and suffers disastrous side effects.
12:30am - #114-"Boy #1 Versus Boy #2"
Laura and Millie become unbearable stage mothers when their sons are cast in a television commercial.
Thursday, September 26th
9:00pm - #117-"Girls Will Be Boys"
The Petries face a problem when Richie is beaten up by a pretty little girl who loves him.
9:30pm - #122-"100 Terrible Hours"
Rob recalls his job interview with Alan Brady near the end of an arduous keep-awake marathon.
10:00pm - #123-"A Show of Hands"
Just before they are due at a formal banquet, Rob and Laura accidentally dye their hands an indelible black.
10:30pm - #125-"Br-room, Br-room"
Rob buys a motorcycle and is arrested as a joy-riding delinquent the first time out.
11:00pm - #128-"Coast-to-Coast Big Mouth"
Laura blurts out a top secret on a national television quiz show--that comedian Alan Brady wears a toupee. Carl Reiner guest-stars.
11:30pm - #129-"Uhny Uftz"
Rob sees a flying saucer and tracks it to its lair--the office above his own.
12MID - #133-"The Great Petrie Fortune"
Rob's dreams of inheriting a fortune are dashed until he realizes the intangible worth of an old photograph.
12:30am - #134-"Odd But True"
Rob is offered $500 because the freckles on his back are in the shape of the Liberty Bell.
Friday, September 27th
9:00pm - #136-"Go Tell the Birds and the Bees"
When Richie spins a few fantastic stories for his friends, his parents wind up in the school psychologist's office.
9:30pm - #141-"Who Stole My Watch?"
Rob loses his friends as well as his watch when the friends learn they're all under suspicion.
10:00pm - #145-"The Curse of the Petrie People"
Rob's parents give a family heirloom piece of jewelry to Laura, who accidentally drops it in the garbage disposal.
10:30pm - #146-"The Bottom of Mel Cooley's Heart"
When Mel Cooley takes Rob's advice and stands up to Alan Brady, he is promptly fired. Carl Reiner guest-stars.
11:00pm - #150-"Long Night's Journey Into Day"
Laura spends a harrowing night alone in the house when the rest of the family goes off on a fishing trip.
11:30pm - #152-"A Day in the Life of Alan Brady"
The Petries' anniversary party for the Helpers turns into a television documentary for Alan Brady. Carl Reiner guest-stars.
12MID - #153-"Obnoxious, Offensive, Egomaniac, Etc."
Rob and his writers are in big trouble for adding insults to an Alan Brady script. Carl Reiner guest-stars.
12:30am - #157-"The Last Chapter"
Rob's autobiography conjures up scenes from the past and leads Alan Brady to buy the book for a television series. Carl Reiner guest-stars.
"Mister Ed" Marathon
Join our favorite talking horse and his old pal Wilbur in a week-long marathon featuring some of the most wild adventures of a horse!
Begins Saturday, November 16th at 7:00pm and ends Friday, November 22nd at 10:00pm.
Marathon Schedule:
Saturday, November 16th
7:00pm - #001-The First Meeting
Wilbur is shocked as the horse in his barn starts talking to him--and his wife and neighbors are even more shocked.
7:30pm - #004-Stable for Three
Ed becomes a nuisance by knocking over a barbecue and eating Carol's planted vegetables. Wilbur and Addison both end up sleeping in the barn.
8:00pm - #005-Kiddy Park
Insulted by vacation plans that don't include him, Ed runs away to start a new life.
8:30pm - #007-Little Boy
At a party arranged by Carol for the neighborhood boys, Ed ends the ostracism of a new boy by proving his bravery to the others.
9:00pm - #013-Ed's Mother
Ed bids for his mother at an auction when he finds that she has been working as a plow horse on a farm.
9:30pm - #015-Ed, the Songwriter
Through an elaborate ruse, Wilbur has a music publisher record a song composed, written and sung by Ed.
Sunday, November 17th
7:00pm - #016-Ed, the Stool Pigeon
Jealous because Wilbur and Carol have adopted a poodle as a pet, Ed contrives to get the pup into trouble.
7:30pm - #017-Psychoanalyst Show
Ed develops a fear of high places and Wilbur engages a psychiatrist to cure him. However, everyone thinks it's Wilbur who has the problem.
8:00pm - #024-Wilbur Sells Ed
Ed falls in love with a filly owned by a big builder and convinces Wilbur to sell him, almost ruining Wilbur's contract.
8:30pm - #025-Ed Cries Wolf
Ed tells fibs to get Wilbur to play chess with him; therefore Wilbur doesn't believe him when Ed tells him there really is a thief in the house.
9:00pm - #028-The Horsetronaut
Wilbur has to take an office downtown, away from Ed, who feels unwanted. Ed decides to get out of Wilbur's way for good.
9:30pm - #033-Ed, the Hero
Ed saves the life of a little girl in the park, and her grandfather invites the Posts and Ed to his palatial estate in Catalina. Ed won't go.
Monday, November 18th
7:00pm - #035-Mister Ed's Blues
Ed doesn't want to cooperate when everyone wants Wilbur to compose a hit song that will save a music company from bankruptcy.
7:30pm - #036-Ed and the Elephant
Wilbur boards a magician's elephant in the barn, and Jumbo drives Mister Ed frantic with his antics.
8:00pm - #038-Zsa Zsa
The star has to make a western movie but is uncomfortable with horses. Wilbur loans Ed to Zsa Zsa Gabor.
8:30pm - #42-Ed, the Horse Doctor
Addison buys a racehorse that has great promise until she comes down with an unknown illness. Ed to the rescue!
9:00pm - #045-Ed, the Beachcomber
Addison's beach property is put in jeopardy by a group of beatniks. Wilbur tries to help and ends up with his own beatnik problem.
9:30pm - #046-George Burns Meets Mister Ed
George Burns offers $25,000 for a new act to make an appearance with him in Las Vegas. Wilbur realizes he has a gold mine in Ed.
Tuesday, November 19th
7:00pm - #048-Bald Horse
Ed thinks he is losing his hair and has Wilbur frantic trying all the home remedies--until the real reason for the disappearing hair comes to light.
7:300pm - #51-Clint Eastwood Meets Mister Ed
A temporary party line on the phone allows Ed to court Clint Eastwood's horse. However, his antics wreak havoc between Eastwood and Wilbur.
8:00pm - #054-Ed Gets Amnesia
Ed is accidentally hit in the head with a bucket of carrots and gets amnesia. He doesn't remember or recognize Wilbur.
8:30pm - #057-Wilbur in the Lion's Den
Ed talks Wilbur into taking him to the park for some kite flying, much to the chagrin of Carol and the Addisons.
9:00pm - #064-Horse Party
Ed realizes that it's his birthday and tries to talk Wilbur into throwing him a party.
9:30pm - #065-Ed, the Pilgrim
Ed talks himself out of Thanksgiving dinner; in trying to rectify the situation he tells Wilbur the real story of Thanksgiving.
Wednesday, November 20th
7:00pm - #075-Ed, the Emancipator
Wilbur and Carol buy Kay Addison a cockatoo for her birthday, much to the disappointment of Addison--but to the delight of Ed.
7:30pm - #076-The Price of Apples
Ed is taken with a mad desire for Addison's apples and becomes an appleholic, but Addison is unsympathetic.
8:00pm - #077-Doctor Ed
When Addison's TV set goes on the blink, he borrows the one in Wilbur's office. Ed is upset because he can't watch his favorite doctor series.
8:30pm - #78-Ed, the Zebra
When Addison wants him to pose for an undignified contest photo, Ed runs away to the zoo incognito.
9:00pm - #081-Leo Durocher Meets Mister Ed
Ed, a staunch L.A. Dodger fan, spots a few batting weaknesses among the lineup while watching one of their televised games.
9:30pm - #082-Ed Discovers America
Wilbur wins a commission to build the city's American History Museum, but is stumped when he tries to come up with a monument.
Thursday, November 21st
7:00pm - #090-Ed, the Desert Rat
After a tiff with Wilbur, Ed heads for the wide open land, but gets lost in the desert where he encounters all types of misadventures.
7:30pm - #091-Home Sweet Trailer
Ed feels his territory threatened when Wilbur's former Air Force Commander and his wife come to town and park their trailer in the Posts' backyard. (The Kirkwoods replace the Addisons as the neighbors.)
8:00pm - #097-Ed's Dentist
When Ed complains of a toothache, the vet comes to give him a shot for the pain. But Ed disappears when he gets a look at the needle.
8:30pm - #102-Mae West Meets Ed
When Ed overhears Mae West commissioning Wilbur to design ultra-deluxe stables for her horses, he becomes dissatisfied with his own surroundings.
9:00pm - #108-Ed's Tunnel to Freedom
Wilbur teaches Ed a lesson by locking him in his stall for stealing brownies and pies from the kitchen window.
9:30pm - #111-Ed, the Race Horse
Colonel Kirkwood takes up horseback riding and has found a favorite (and fast) horse to ride. He challenges Wilbur and Ed to a race...
Friday, November 22nd
7:00pm - #114-Ed, the Pilot
When Wilbur and Kirkwood decide to buy a plane, Ed wants to learn to fly.
7:30pm - #116-Animal Jury
Wilbur's Aunt comes to visit with her pet parrot. When the bird shows up in the pet store, Ed tries to convince Wilbur the cat did it.
8:00pm - #121-Ed, the Sentry
Carol develops an allergy to horses and Ed volunteers himself for Air Force sentry duty.
8:30pm - #129-Robin Hood Ed
A movie producer seeks an unknown to play Robin Hood in his movie, and Carol convinces Wilbur to try out.
9:00pm - #138-The Horse and the Pussycat
Carol offers to look after a friend's cat, but it's Wilbur who is stuck with the extra work, causing him to neglect Ed.
9:30pm - #143-Ed Goes to College
Ignoring Wilbur's pleas to stick to being a horse, Ed makes up his mind to go to college to become a doctor.
"Dennis the Menace" Winter Kick-Off Marathon
Begins December 28th, 1991 at 7:00pm and ends January 3rd at 11:00pm
Schedule Information TBA
Valentine's Day Marathon
Friday, February 14th, 1992
7:00pm - "Mister Ed"
#083-Taller Than She
Ed falls madly in love with a French filly, but is chagrined to find she is taller than him.
7:30pm - "Mister Ed"
#063-Wilbur, the Masher
Wilbur, while riding in the park, gets into trouble with a beautiful married woman--while Ed is smitten with the filly she is riding.
8:00pm - "Dennis the Menace"
TBA
8:30pm - "Dennis the Menace"
TBA
9:00pm - "The Dick Van Dyke Show"
#079-"The Lady and the Tiger and the Lawyer"
When a handsome bachelor, Arthur Stanwyck, moves in next door, Rob and Laura become matchmakers.
9:30pm - "The Dick Van Dyke Show"
#098-"The Lady and the Babysitter"
Rob and Laura are unaware that their teenage babysitter has a crush on Laura.
10:00pm - "Green Acres"
TBA
10:30pm - "Green Acres"
TBA
"Green Acres" Kick-Off Spring Marathon
Begins Saturday, March 21st at 9:00pm and ends Friday, March 27th, at 1:00am.
Schedule Information TBA