View Full Version : I read something silly in the paper today


phoebe7165
03-27-2004, 10:39 AM
Proving that maybe the guy who came up with all this has just a little bit too much time on his hands.

If Britney Spears married actor Paul Bettany(A Beautiful Mind), she'd be Britney Bettany.

If Julianna Margulies married Rudy Giuliani, she's be Julianna Giuliani.

If Ruth Bader(Supreme Court justice) hadn't married Martin Ginsburg but married Ralph Nader instead, she could have been Ruth Bader Nader. If she divorced Ralph and then married James Spader, she would be Ruth Bader Nader Spader.

If Candice Bergen married the band Korn, she's be Candy Korn.

If Cher married Sting, there's be no last name at all.

And if Beyonce was engaged, we could say he is the fiance of Beyonce.


I just thought of one. If Demi Moore married the director Jonathan Demme, she's be Demi Demme.

Maybe I have too much time of MY hands!!:lol: :lol:

Penny Lane
03-27-2004, 10:47 AM
Those are cute!:happyface

Tuesday Weld
03-27-2004, 11:54 AM
Those are good. :lol:

PZelda
03-27-2004, 11:56 AM
:lol:

Hollow
03-27-2004, 04:26 PM
if amy lee's name was sara then her name would be sara lee. hhhhhhhaaaaaaaah.

Rhiannon
03-27-2004, 05:52 PM
Originally posted by phoebe7165


If Cher married Sting, there's be no last name at all.




:rofl: That's great

crystals
03-27-2004, 06:05 PM
:lol: Those are funny.

TJL
03-27-2004, 06:16 PM
Ruth Bader Nader Spader.

That's funny.

:lol:

Cashodeen
03-27-2004, 10:25 PM
LOL. I like those.

consentida
03-27-2004, 11:46 PM
Originally posted by safety pin
if amy lee's name was sara then her name would be sara lee. hhhhhhhaaaaaaaah.


My mom wanted to name me Sara Leigh. Thank God she didnt.

TheHappyBurgerMeister
03-28-2004, 12:24 AM
Those are great! I have a cousin named Sarah Lee!

Small Wonderian
03-28-2004, 12:33 AM
Those are hilarious! :lol:

TJL
03-28-2004, 11:58 AM
Originally posted by TJL
Ruth Bader Nader Spader.



If Ruth divorced James Spader and then married Darth Vader, then she would be Ruth Bader Nader Spader Vader.

;)

phoebe7165
03-28-2004, 03:02 PM
Originally posted by TJL
If Ruth divorced James Spader and then married Darth Vader, then she would be Ruth Bader Nader Spader Vader.

;)

:rofl:

-*Leah*-
03-28-2004, 05:58 PM
:rotflmao: