There is a couple and they are really poor and decide the only way they can get some money is for the wife to be a prostitute for a night. So the husband drives the wife out and drops her off in the city. He comes to collect her the next morning and says "How much money did you make sweetie?" the wife replies proudly "$47.50". The husband is shocked and says "Who gave you the 50 cents?" The wife then says "All of them!"

Meaning she charged them 50 cents a shot.

Instead of making more money per guy, she went out made it with a crapload for 50 cents each.

Meaning she is stupid and/ or a whore.

Originally posted by dlemond
Meaning she charged them 50 cents a shot.

Instead of making more money per guy, she went out made it with a crapload for 50 cents each.

Meaning she is stupid and/ or a whore.

Maybe she is charging over getting men and flirting with them or even worse!!

I got it. She had 95 customers at $0.50 each.

Originally posted by EricIdlefan
Maybe she is charging over getting men and flirting with them or even worse!!

...hence the "prostitute" part.

Hopefully she ain't turning into Aileen Wuernos!!??

Nerverminderoonie

:confused: :happyface :p

:happyface :wave: :crazy: :p :lol:

Originally posted by EricIdlefan
Hopefully she ain't turning into Aileen Wuernos!!??
SHE DOESN'T EXIST. :rolleyes:

Originally posted by EricIdlefan
:confused: :happyface :p

Please...stop :wallbang

And yeah...if that joke is what everyone's saying it means, it's not all too funny imo...

Yeah, I got the joke. It almost requires too much thought to be funny, though. :lol:

:confused: :happyface :p *pulls out gun*

Originally posted by EricIdlefan
:confused: :happyface :p


:spam:

Originally posted by *A TV People*
Please...stop :wallbang

And yeah...if that joke is what everyone's saying it means, it's not all too funny imo...


I wasn't speaking to you and if I was speaking to you I would be actually speaking to you directly and BTW get off my back and please stop bossing me around because I don't have to answer to teens like you.

Originally posted by EricIdlefan

I wasn't speaking to you and if I was speaking to you I would be actually speaking to you directly and BTW get off my back and please stop bossing me around because I don't have to answer to teens like you.

Yeah, you weren't speaking to anyone. You were just posting those damn smilies for no flipping reason. Do you like annoying us with your nonesense?

Yeah but do you safety pin, Cyzeck Chris, TV People, and/or yourself take the pleasure of pissing people off for no apparent reason?? Do you like to also do that to your folks as well because you all do that more to them than to people like myself??

Originally posted by EricIdlefan

Yeah but do you safety pin, Cyzeck Chris, TV People, and/or yourself take the pleasure of pissing people off for no apparent reason?? Do you like to also do that to your folks as well because you all do that more to them than to people like myself??

Who the hell is and/or yourself?

Originally posted by EricIdlefan
Yeah but do you safety pin, Cyzeck Chris, TV People, and/or yourself take the pleasure of pissing people off for no apparent reason?? Do you like to also do that to your folks as well because you all do that more to them than to people like myself??
You know what really pisses me off about you? Whenever we say something to you, you start off by saying "wah, wah, i wasnt talking to you!!" and then going off at us like it's our fault you're stupid. The post you made was SPAM. It's not allowed, it had no purpose, and it annoys us. We're not "pissing people off for no reason."

because you all do that more to them than to people like myself
Oh? I really didnt know that. Isn't it amazing how some twat i've never met knows so much about me that i dont? hey -- which infomercial am i watching right now?

Originally posted by safety pin
-- which infomercial am i watching right now? is it the one for the salad shooter?? -- cuz i like THAT one :)

Could you people please stop fighting before you get my thread closed?

Originally posted by EricIdlefan
Yeah but do you safety pin, Cyzeck Chris, TV People, and/or yourself take the pleasure of pissing people off for no apparent reason?? Do you like to also do that to your folks as well because you all do that more to them than to people like myself??

Cyzeck? What the hell is that? :lol:

Now, all jokes aside...see, this is was I mean. You go ahead and call me names, then start that thread on the politics board apologizing for what you did and how sorry you were, how bad you feel, how you're only human, you won't do it again, etc., and I even went as far as fogiving you, but you someone still find the gall to say I enjoy pissing people off. And how did my parents get into this?!

Look, I'm not looking for a fight from you, but please learn the difference between an insult and a joke. But what do I know, I'm nothing but "Eurotrash that should just take my ass back to Europe."

Originally posted by Janice Johnson
Could you people please stop fighting before you get my thread closed?

I know, I know, and I feel like a goddamn hypocrit too because I'm getting extremely annoyed by all the off-topic posts regarding Eric in my "Guess the SitcomsOnline character game" post, but you'd try and defend your name too is she dragged you into her posts. I won't post in here again unless she decides to add a few more names to my insult list.

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Originally posted by EricIdlefan
get off my back and please stop bossing me around because I don't have to answer to teens like you.

but aren't you like 9? That explains the poor grammar and lack of common sense. Oh, and the pathetic come backs and lacking jokes. And the utter annoyance that is, well, you. Wait, that would make you like 7 , wouldn't it?

Originally posted by JoJoJoJoJoJoJoJoJo
but aren't you like 9? That explains the poor grammar and lack of common sense. Oh, and the pathetic come backs and lacking jokes. And the utter annoyance that is, well, you. Wait, that would make you like 7 , wouldn't it?
She claims to be 29.. i think i'd rather jump off of niagra falls than believe that.

EricIdlefan is not nearly as old as she claims. She is obviously under the age of 13. I mean, look at the things she says and how horrible her comebacks are. She makes no sense. What she says makes no sense. In the oxymoron thread I mocked her and she told me to "Shove it!!" and put in that ****ing fart smiley, you know, this one: :fart: That makes no sense! What did the fart smiley have to do with ANYTHING? Nothing, that's what. She's a 29 year old woman telling people to "shove it" and using fart smilies. Sounds more like an 11 year old to me.

I think she needs her ass kicked off these boards. She makes absolutely no sense. She constantly goes off topic by posting those goddamn smilies. She suffers from a serious illness, and that illness is called STUPIDITY. She needs to be banned.

Originally posted by Sourbabie
EricIdlefan is not nearly as old as she claims. She is obviously under the age of 13. I mean, look at the things she says and how horrible her comebacks are. She makes no sense. What she says makes no sense. In the oxymoron thread I mocked her and she told me to "Shove it!!" and put in that ****ing fart smiley, you know, this one: :fart: That makes no sense! What did the fart smiley have to do with ANYTHING? Nothing, that's what. She's a 29 year old woman telling people to "shove it" and using fart smilies. Sounds more like an 11 year old to me.

I think she needs her ass kicked off these boards. She makes absolutely no sense. She constantly goes off topic by posting those goddamn smilies. She suffers from a serious illness, and that illness is called STUPIDITY. She needs to be banned.

I couldn't agree more! :clap: She annoys the crap out of me.

Originally posted by Sourbabie
EricIdlefan is not nearly as old as she claims. She is obviously under the age of 13. I mean, look at the things she says and how horrible her comebacks are. She makes no sense. What she says makes no sense. In the oxymoron thread I mocked her and she told me to "Shove it!!" and put in that ****ing fart smiley, you know, this one: :fart: That makes no sense! What did the fart smiley have to do with ANYTHING? Nothing, that's what. She's a 29 year old woman telling people to "shove it" and using fart smilies. Sounds more like an 11 year old to me.

I think she needs her ass kicked off these boards. She makes absolutely no sense. She constantly goes off topic by posting those goddamn smilies. She suffers from a serious illness, and that illness is called STUPIDITY. She needs to be banned.
Get off of my back, you no-good teenager!!:mad: :mad: I wasn't talking to you!! You need a good whoop in the @**, that's all you need!! Grow up!! You hate your parents because you got molested as a child!! You are mean to your friends and you call them fat!! Everyone on this board thinks you are a moron who needs to learn some manners, you American trash!!:mad: :mad:

Originally posted by safety pin
Get off of my back, you no-good teenager!!:mad: :mad: I wasn't talking to you!! You need a good whoop in the @**, that's all you need!! Grow up!! You hate your parents because you got molested as a child!! You are mean to your friends and you call them fat!! Everyone on this board thinks you are a moron who needs to learn some manners, you American trash!!:mad: :mad:
I am so, so, sorry for the harsh words I have used!!:( :( Please forgive me because if I offended you I am so, so, sorry!! But I am only human and everyone sins!! I am apologizing for my sins because the Lord Jesus Christ has died for our sins and now I must apologize to be saved!! Once again, I am deeply, deeply sorry from the bottom of my heart!!:( :(

The next off topic post, and I'm locking this thread.