45. Act naturally
44. Found missing
43. Resident alien
42. Advanced BASIC
41. Genuine imitation
40. Airline food
39. Good grief
38. Same difference
37. Almost exactly
36. Government organization
35. Sanitary landfill
34. Alone together
33. Legally drunk
32. Silent scream
31. Living dead
30. Small crowd
29. Business ethics
28. Soft rock
27. Butt Head
26. Military Intelligence
25. Software documentation
24. New classic
23. Sweet sorrow
22. Childproof
21. "Now, then ..."
20. Synthetic natural gas
19. Passive aggression
18. Taped live
17. Clearly misunderstood
16. Peace force
15. Extinct Life
14. Temporary tax increase
13. Computer jock
12. Plastic glasses
11. Terribly pleased
10. Computer security
9. Political science
8. Tight slacks
7. Definite maybe
6. Pretty ugly
5. Twelve-ounce pound cake
4. Diet ice cream
3. Working vacation
2. Exact estimate
1. Microsoft Works (!!)

And let's not forget:

Compassionate conservativism

Jumbo shrimp

Originally posted by Captain ABlairica

40. Airline food

Amen to that one. :lol:

Here's another--State Worker

:lol:

Originally posted by Katie Tripper
Here's another--State Worker

At least around Albany it is. :lol:

:lol: I think that applies to anywhere, actually.

WE SAY...


OF COURSE NOT.

WILL YOU GO WITH ME TO THE STORE...OF COURSE NOT.!

This isn't a phrase, but it is definitely a major contradiction. Time. Time is always contradicting itself. It goes so slow, yet it goes so fast. There is so little of it, yet so much of it. I know I sound like such a nerd, but time really interests me and baffles me. It is a big oxymoron.

Originally posted by fr00ti
:lol: I think that applies to anywhere, actually.

:lol: Well it's good to we're not the only ones.

Originally posted by Sourbabie
This isn't a phrase, but it is definitely a major contradiction. Time. Time is always contradicting itself. It goes so slow, yet it goes so fast. There is so little of it, yet so much of it. I know I sound like such a nerd, but time really interests me and baffles me. It is a big oxymoron.

I think I know what you're saying. I think about it alot, too.

Originally posted by Captain ABlairica
45. Act naturally
44. Found missing
43. Resident alien
42. Advanced BASIC
41. Genuine imitation
40. Airline food
39. Good grief
38. Same difference
37. Almost exactly
36. Government organization
35. Sanitary landfill
34. Alone together
33. Legally drunk
32. Silent scream
31. Living dead
30. Small crowd
29. Business ethics
28. Soft rock
27. Butt Head
26. Military Intelligence
25. Software documentation
24. New classic
23. Sweet sorrow
22. Childproof
21. "Now, then ..."
20. Synthetic natural gas
19. Passive aggression
18. Taped live
17. Clearly misunderstood
16. Peace force
15. Extinct Life
14. Temporary tax increase
13. Computer jock
12. Plastic glasses
11. Terribly pleased
10. Computer security
9. Political science
8. Tight slacks
7. Definite maybe
6. Pretty ugly
5. Twelve-ounce pound cake
4. Diet ice cream
3. Working vacation
2. Exact estimate
1. Microsoft Works (!!)

Here are my 1-10 list of 45!!

1. Exercise
2. Be nice
3. Don't tick people off for pleasure
4. Diet Dr Pepper
5. Cappicino
6. Beauty on the inside not out
7. The underdog
8. Levis jeans
9. Movie buff
10. Music lover

Originally posted by EricIdlefan
Here are my 1-10 list of 45!!

1. Exercise
2. Be nice
3. Don't tick people off for pleasure
4. Diet Dr Pepper
5. Cappicino
6. Beauty on the inside not out
7. The underdog
8. Levis jeans
9. Movie buff
10. Music lover

I think you misunderstood...:lookaroun

Sorry if I misunderstood but here is 11-20

11. South Park Rules
12. Tax breaks and lowering taxes for the low and middle class
13. Rebate tax checks for the low and middle class
14. Keep jobs from going to the Canadian/Mexican borders and keeping them here in the good ole USA
15. Have your day off on your birthday annually
16. Or better yet, no work AND GET PAID!!
17. Conservertives rule
18. Liberals suck
19. John Kerry is a joke
20. Down with all Democratic, left-leaning/wing, Bush-bashing, liberal Hollywood aka Tinstletown who don't know anything about the "real world!!"

Originally posted by EricIdlefan
Sorry if I misunderstood but here is 11-20

11. South Park Rules
12. Tax breaks and lowering taxes for the low and middle class
13. Rebate tax checks for the low and middle class
14. Keep jobs from going to the Canadian/Mexican borders and keeping them here in the good ole USA
15. Have your day off on your birthday annually
16. Or better yet, no work AND GET PAID!!
17. Conservertives rule
18. Liberals suck
19. John Kerry is a joke
20. Down with all Democratic, left-leaning/wing, Bush-bashing, liberal Hollywood aka Tinstletown who don't know anything about the "real world!!"

Do you know what an oxymoron is? :lol:

Yeah but I would probably have people slap me with lawsuits if I told you all what it means!!:lol:

Originally posted by EricIdlefan
Yeah but I would probably have people slap me with lawsuits if I told you all what it means!!:lol:


Uhhhhhhhhhhh and you were born in 1974?

Yeah!! So??:confused:

Originally posted by EricIdlefan
Yeah!! So??:confused:

You're stupid. Very stupid.

[i]Originally posted by EricIdleFan[i]
Here are my 1-10 list of 45!!

1. Exercise
2. Be nice
3. Don't tick people off for pleasure
4. Diet Dr Pepper
5. Cappicino
6. Beauty on the inside not out
7. The underdog
8. Levis jeans
9. Movie buff
10. Music lover

Sorry if I misunderstood but here is 11-20

11. South Park Rules
12. Tax breaks and lowering taxes for the low and middle class
13. Rebate tax checks for the low and middle class
14. Keep jobs from going to the Canadian/Mexican borders and keeping them here in the good ole USA
15. Have your day off on your birthday annually
16. Or better yet, no work AND GET PAID!!
17. Conservertives rule
18. Liberals suck
19. John Kerry is a joke
20. Down with all Democratic, left-leaning/wing, Bush-bashing, liberal Hollywood aka Tinstletown who don't know anything about the "real world!!"

The dictionary is an amazing thing!! It tells us what some of God's great words like "oxymoron" mean!! I used to read it every night as a child before I said my evening prayers and went to bed!! I learned what a woman's breast looks like on the inside because there is a picture of it in the dictionary!! And I learned what sex meant and I realized I didn't want to do that and now I am a 30 year old virgin and proud!! And also I found out what divorce meant through the dictionary and I don't believe in separation/divorce!! If you want a dictionary you should check one out at your local library and/or look at one on the internet!! :lol: :crazy: :happyface :wave:

:rolleyes:

Congratulations EricIdleFan: You are officially the moron of the oxymoron thread.

Originally posted by Captain ABlairica
And let's not forget:

Compassionate conservativism

Jumbo shrimp

How about:

Freezer Burn

Hells Angels

Soft Rock

Rock Opera

Holy War

Pretty Ugly

Originally posted by EricIdlefan
Yeah but I would probably have people slap me with lawsuits if I told you all what it means!!:lol:

I don't know what rock you've been under. :rolleyes:

Originally posted by Kristina
You're stupid. Very stupid.

:nod: :lol:

No offensive to people who like it... but

Rap music

Originally posted by JoJoJoJoJoJoJoJoJo
No offensive to people who like it... but

Rap music

Ouch.

Originally posted by JoJoJoJoJoJoJoJoJo
No offensive to people who like it... but

Rap music

I can certainly agree, there.

Originally posted by EricIdlefan
Yeah!! So??:confused:
words just can't express.. the.... utter...

there's no use

Originally posted by Sourbabie
The dictionary is an amazing thing!! It tells us what some of God's great words like "oxymoron" mean!! I used to read it every night as a child before I said my evening prayers and went to bed!! I learned what a woman's breast looks like on the inside because there is a picture of it in the dictionary!! And I learned what sex meant and I realized I didn't want to do that and now I am a 30 year old virgin and proud!! And also I found out what divorce meant through the dictionary and I don't believe in separation/divorce!! If you want a dictionary you should check one out at your local library and/or look at one on the internet!! :lol: :crazy: :happyface :wave:

:rolleyes:

Congratulations EricIdleFan: You are officially the moron of the oxymoron thread.
:lol:

Originally posted by EricIdlefan
Yeah but I would probably have people slap me with lawsuits if I told you all what it means!!:lol:
You lack common sense...in fact, you lack sense all together!

Originally posted by Kristina
You're stupid. Very stupid.

Yeah well!! You are very stupid and have no heart nor soul!! And no feelings also!! You are cold as ice Kristy!!:confused: :confused:

Originally posted by Sourbabie
The dictionary is an amazing thing!! It tells us what some of God's great words like "oxymoron" mean!! I used to read it every night as a child before I said my evening prayers and went to bed!! I learned what a woman's breast looks like on the inside because there is a picture of it in the dictionary!! And I learned what sex meant and I realized I didn't want to do that and now I am a 30 year old virgin and proud!! And also I found out what divorce meant through the dictionary and I don't believe in separation/divorce!! If you want a dictionary you should check one out at your local library and/or look at one on the internet!! :lol: :crazy: :happyface :wave:

:rolleyes:

Congratulations EricIdleFan: You are officially the moron of the oxymoron thread.

Sourbabie!! Shove it!!:fart:

Let's drink to good ol' number 33...

:drink:

;)

Let's change the subject ;)

Does anybody know what the insides of a female breast looks like? :p

Originally posted by EricIdlefan
Sourbabie!! Shove it!!:fart:
EricIdlefan!! Go examine your breasts!! Maybe there is a hidden treat inside of them!! :happyface

No comment!! Change the subject all you want!!:lol:

Originally posted by EricIdlefan
Here are my 1-10 list of 45!!

1. Exercise
2. Be nice
3. Don't tick people off for pleasure
4. Diet Dr Pepper
5. Cappicino
6. Beauty on the inside not out
7. The underdog
8. Levis jeans
9. Movie buff
10. Music lover

What the ****?

Originally posted by EricIdlefan
No comment!! Change the subject all you want!!:lol:

Nah - that's your job.

Originally posted by EricIdlefan
Yeah well!! You are very stupid and have no heart nor soul!! And no feelings also!! You are cold as ice Kristy!!:confused: :confused:

Kristy? What the ****?

Stop using "!!", that's extremely annyoing.

Originally posted by EricIdlefan
No comment!! Change the subject all you want!!:lol:

Why do you only use two exclamation marks? Do you not know correct punctuation at the age of 29? I'm guessing you were born in 1990-1993. There's no way you're 29.

Originally posted by EricIdlefan
Yeah well!! You are very stupid and have no heart nor soul!! And no feelings also!! You are cold as ice Kristy!!:confused: :confused:

Do you know what an oxymoron is?

Originally posted by JoJoJoJoJoJoJoJoJo
No offensive to people who like it... but

Rap music

:lol: It's true...

Get back on topic or I'm closing this thread.

Originally posted by EricIdlefan
Yeah well!! You are very stupid and have no heart nor soul!! And no feelings also!! You are cold as ice Kristy!!:confused: :confused:
i get pissed off just by observing your stupidity.

The first post that bashes anyone or creates trouble will cause this thread to be locked, and the violator will bear the responsibility for that.


The very FIRST post.

You people and myself are being warned here and I apologize Janice if we are getting "out of hand and out of line".

Originally posted by Janice
The first post that bashes anyone or creates trouble will cause this thread to be locked, and the violator will bear the responsibility for that.


The very FIRST post.
ok.. we were fighting with ericidlefan, so you closed the thread, and you re-open it? do you want us to fight with her?

Originally posted by EricIdlefan
You people and myself are being warned here and I apologize Janice if we are getting "out of hand and out of line".

Don't say anything. You just started the whole mess up again with that.

Originally posted by Brent88
Don't say anything. You just started the whole mess up again with that.
Too late. This thread already went back off topic. Watch it get closed now.

ANYWAY...

One oxymoron that I have heard before is "biggest" followed by "little". Like, "You are the biggest little bitch I have ever known!"

A few days ago, I was talking to someone and we were discussing someone else we know who was born a girl but over they years this person has gotten really boyish and now they look like a boy, dress like a boy, don't shave their legs or underarms, don't wear a bra. Well, my friend was like, "Well, I think she's a guy." SHE'S a GUY? Wow, that was a big contradiction. Quite amusing.

LOL! I love the Microsoft Works one!!!

Jack