1.) Male: Haven't I seen you some place before?
Female: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

2.)Male: Is this seat empty?
Female: Yes, and mine will be if you sit down.

3.)Male: Your place or mine?
Female: Both. You go to yours and I'll go mine

4.)Male: So, what do you do for a living.
Female: I'm a female impersonator.

5.)Male: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Female: DO NOT ENTER.

6.)Male: How do you like your eggs in the morning
Female: Unfertilized.

7.)Male: Your body's like a temple
Female: Sorry, there are no services today.

8.)Male: I would go to the end of the world for you. Female: But would you please stay there?

9.)Male: If I saw you naked, I'd die happy.
Female: If I saw you naked, I'd die laughing.

"Haven't we met before?"
"Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

"So, wanna go back to my place ?"
"Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
"Your place or mine?"
"Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

"I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
"It's in the phone book."
"But I don't know your name."
"That's in the phone book too."

"So what do you do for a living?"
"I'm a male impersonator."


"I know how to please you."

"Then please leave me alone."

"I want to give myself to you."

"Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."


"I'd go through anything for you."

"Good! Let's start with your bank account."

lol.. those are all really funny. when i get hit on i try to piss them off as much as possible. chances are i hate them anyway.

haha. that's great...seriously, if i was getting hit on, i prolly wouldn't be calm enough to reply with one of those...

of course, i've only really been hit on once...and that was right after i turned 13, some big african american guy first asked me if i was latin, and i'm very pale, then he was like, "so, what are you in college?" and i said no, and then he's like, "oh...so you're in high school" kinda like he was bummed out, and i said no again and then he grinned and he's like, "so you're OUT of college" and i kinda stared at him and was like, "I'm 13...i'm going into the 8th grade..." and i walked away cracking up...quite amusing.

ok, i got hit on today..how do you respond to...
"I just wanted to tell you I think you are really hot."

Originally posted by Georgia's on my Mind
ok, i got hit on today..how do you respond to...
"I just wanted to tell you I think you are really hot."

Simple...start talking to the "voices" in your head :D

I heard a great pickup line the other day:
"If you were a screen door, I'd bang the hell outta you." :lol:

Originally posted by Georgia's on my Mind
ok, i got hit on today..how do you respond to...
"I just wanted to tell you I think you are really hot."
say "i just wanted to tell you that i dont care." not as funny as on the list, but its something i'd say. i dont mind being liked but i hate being hit on. some guys at my school keep telling me im hot. i ****ing hate them all and i hope they die. whenever they say hi to me i flip them off or say something like "you irritate me" and they dont stop. *******s. theres a ****** in my art class that always follows me and asks questions like how old i am. and some dumbass in my english class.. he just cant get the message that he makes me want to kill myself. but i already like someone else so hahahahaha **** all them. if murder was legal i'd papercut them all to death. hey, i should tell them that after spring break.

I get hit on all the time; but my response back is to be cordial and indifferent and just thank them politely and excuse yourself and walk away:D

Originally posted by Georgia's on my Mind
ok, i got hit on today..how do you respond to...
"I just wanted to tell you I think you are really hot."

"Yes I am." Arrogance might scare people. :D

Originally posted by Mrs. R.N.HARRIS
I get hit on all the time; but my response back is to be cordial and indifferent and just thank them politely and excuse yourself and walk away:D

I did that at work last week when I got hit on. This guy wasn't even subtle about it. And I was sooooo not interested. Story of my life...get hit on by guys I would never date and not by guys I would.

Originally posted by dawsongirl
I did that at work last week when I got hit on. This guy wasn't even subtle about it. And I was sooooo not interested. Story of my life...get hit on by guys I would never date and not by guys I would.

Yeah what the hell is up with that!!!!

Originally posted by dawsongirl
Story of my life...get hit on by guys I would never date and not by guys I would.
thats how mine is. my sad, sad life. *cries* oh well i never really like guys anyway. i like one now but i dont know if he likes me, probably not with my luck... all i know is that he likes the stuff i wear (i sold him my barbed wire rubber bracelets) and he thinks im weird because my socks never match. :grr:

Here are some quotes from Monty Python's Flying Circus:

What a senseless waste of human life

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition

Me Crunchy Frog!! Me Heap Good(Indian speaking!!)

Nudge! Nudge! Say No More!! Snap! Snap! Wink! Wink!

You know what it is like to have sex with your wife sir??
Yes!!
Then What's It Like??

Now! What's Brown and Smells Like A Bell?
Dung????

Originally posted by Georgia's on my Mind
ok, i got hit on today..how do you respond to...
"I just wanted to tell you I think you are really hot."
How about, "well then stay away from me, I wouldn't want you to catch anything!" Get it? ...hot, ...fever, ...oh well.

Or you could say, "only when I am on fire!" Although that one is better if anyone asks you if you smoke.

Originally posted by crystals
1.) Male: Haven't I seen you some place before?
Female: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

2.)Male: Is this seat empty?
Female: Yes, and mine will be if you sit down.

3.)Male: Your place or mine?
Female: Both. You go to yours and I'll go mine

4.)Male: So, what do you do for a living.
Female: I'm a female impersonator.

5.)Male: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Female: DO NOT ENTER.

6.)Male: How do you like your eggs in the morning
Female: Unfertilized.

7.)Male: Your body's like a temple
Female: Sorry, there are no services today.

8.)Male: I would go to the end of the world for you. Female: But would you please stay there?

9.)Male: If I saw you naked, I'd die happy.
Female: If I saw you naked, I'd die laughing.

:lol:

This kid kept asking me out and i used some lines like:

I can't date you, I still have standards.

I'd go out with you but I'm still in my right mind.

Him: Do you have a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them
Me:So you wanna get into my pants?
Him: Yeah!
Me: Well sorry I already have one a-hole in there.

Take This Job & Shove It

Show Me The Money

Give Him An Offer He Can't Refuse

Are You Talking To Me

Can We Talk??

Love means never having to say you're sorry

I'll Be Back
Hasta Le Vista Baby
Consider that a divorce

My way or the highway

Originally posted by EricIdlefan
Take This Job & Shove It



Yeah, that one always made me want to pin someone down.

Shove it where the sun don't shine

Doors song lyrics to "The End"
Father
Yes Son
I want to kill you
Mother
I want to #@ck you!!

:lol:

Originally posted by fr00ti
I heard a great pickup line the other day:
"If you were a screen door, I'd bang the hell outta you." :lol: :lol:

Originally posted by LucyCompanyPhan
Him: Do you have a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them
Me:So you wanna get into my pants?
Him: Yeah!
Me: Well sorry I already have one a-hole in there.
:rofl::rofl:

LOL At my age when I get hit on I consider it a compliment! :lol: And believe me it still happens!;) :clap: :woohoo:

I'm not fat I'm big bone
Kyle's Mom is a witch(rhymes with you know what!!)
Oh my God!! They killed Kenny
You #$@^ard

Originally posted by EricIdlefan
I'm not fat I'm big bone
Kyle's Mom is a witch(rhymes with you know what!!)
Oh my God!! They killed Kenny
You #$@^ard

i'm so hot right now

:rolleyes:

You should go to Chippendales more often and flirt with the hunks there!!

Originally posted by EricIdlefan
I'm not fat I'm big bone
Kyle's Mom is a witch(rhymes with you know what!!)
Oh my God!! They killed Kenny
You #$@^ard
OKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY. Do you even know what this topic is about or are you posting for your stupid post total to go up higher?

Originally posted by safety pin
OKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY. Do you even know what this topic is about or are you posting for your stupid post total to go up higher?

Get off my back safety pin or else??:mad: :mad: And no I don't do that for my stupid post total!! You got an attitude problem and it isn't just me but everybody on the boards have notice this!! Boy you need to grow up!! Big time!!:mad: :mad:

Originally posted by JoJoJoJoJoJoJoJoJo
i'm so hot right now

:rolleyes:

I thought I was the only one on this board who had the power to do that. ;)

Up yours!!

I can live my own life if I wanted too!!

Originally posted by Czas na Zywiec
I thought I was the only one on this board who had the power to do that. ;)

Well come on now, doesn't EricIdleFan saying "I'm not fat, i'm big bone" drive you wild?

Originally posted by EricIdlefan
Get off my back safety pin or else??:mad: :mad: And no I don't do that for my stupid post total!! You got an attitude problem and it isn't just me but everybody on the boards have notice this!! Boy you need to grow up!! Big time!!:mad: :mad:
:rotflmao: Honestly, what is the goddamn point of making up stuff about me when both you and i know its not true?

Mission: Name 10 people on the boards who think i have an attitude problem, yourself not included. Everyone thinks so, remember? Now name them.

Originally posted by EricIdlefan
You should go to Chippendales more often and flirt with the hunks there!!

Ok I Will!! !! !!

:confused: :talk: :rolleyes: :D :p :eek:

I never knew there were so many gay chicks on this board :eek:

Originally posted by I am Him
I never knew there were so many gay chicks on this board :eek:
...............whatever.

Originally posted by EricIdlefan
Up yours!!
... says the supposed 29 year old woman.

:rolleyes:

You dumbass. Do you not understand the topic? PICK UP LINES WITH COME BACKS! You're just posting stupid crap. How the hell is, "Kyle's mom is a witch" a pick up line?

I swear to god, every single time I read one of your posts I get a bit more stupid.

Originally posted by I am Him
I never knew there were so many gay chicks on this board :eek:

You bore me. :sleep2: