i was wondering if someone could give me some david and darlene quotes?

or if anyone had transcripts that wouldn't require money?

Darlene: No, I'm serious: I think we should get married.
David Healy: Oh, I get it, now you're gonna tell me you're kidding.
Darlene: Nope. Now I'm gonna tell you I'm pregnant

Darlene: David we're through i'm breaking up with you
David: Gee, can we still not have sex?

David: I don't know, she just makes me feel like a man (about Molly)

Darlene: I can make you feel like a man David.... take out the trash.

::Roseanne barges into basement where Darlene and David are laying on bed reading::

Roseanne: You guys ARE having sex!
Darlene: David, why didn't you tell me? I would have put my book down.