I was watching a stand up comedy act and this guy said his wife is always moaning and complaining about being fat and his advice to her was to LOCK THE FRIDGE!!!!!!!!-LOL I was not expecting him to say that. But hopefully no one gets offended because it's JUST COMEDY

That's not funny.

Originally posted by TradingMooses
That's not funny.

I thought i was clear when i said if you don;t have a sense of humor don;t read the post. I have told this joke to some heavy people and they laughed because they have high self esteem and a sense of humor

Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
I thought i was clear when i said if you don;t have a sense of humor don;t read the post. I have told this joke to some heavy people and they laughed because they have high self esteem and a sense of humor No, I think you misunderstood. I have a sense of humor. When I read this, I expected to see something funny. However, it was not funny. I'm not offended, I just thought it was a stupid joke.

Originally posted by TradingMooses
No, I think you misunderstood. I have a sense of humor. When I read this, I expected to see something funny. However, it was not funny. I'm not offended, I just thought it was a stupid joke.

I agree.

Originally posted by Miss Vicki
I agree.


Oh brother!, no one likes to laugh. well everyone in the audience thought it was funny

Originally posted by TradingMooses
No, I think you misunderstood. I have a sense of humor. When I read this, I expected to see something funny. However, it was not funny. I'm not offended, I just thought it was a stupid joke.


Me too. He should have had something more funny to say

http://www.mrhalliday.com/1995/RTW1995/XavierFeet.jpg

lol wtf?! That was the stupidest joke I've ever heard in my life.

Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
Oh brother!, no one likes to laugh. well everyone in the audience thought it was funny

Get it through your head. We LIKE jokes, but this one was NOT "ha-ha" funny.

Sitcom Analyzer - How old are you? Do you have some sort of mental problem? Because you never sound too bright in your posts. I bet you will reply to this with something like, "No I think YOUR mental-LOL !"

Anyway... I have a great sense of humor, but that joke sucked. It wasn't even funny. Only an idiot would find a lame ass joke like that funny.

There was nothing funny about it. :rolleyes:

You not funny.

that guy needs a new job because that's not funny it's stupid:rolleyes:

and I have a very good sense of humor thank you

Delete

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oh i get it now. :lol: my brother had to explain it to me. its actually pretty funny.

What does it mean?

Originally posted by safety pin
oh i get it now. :lol: my brother had to explain it to me. its actually pretty funny. Well....explain it to us. Because apparently we missed something.

Originally posted by TradingMooses
Well....explain it to us. Because apparently we missed something.
When he says "lock the fridge" he means it literally because then she wont be able to eat.

Oh my god - LOL! That's funnier than "Good Times!"

Originally posted by safety pin
When he says "lock the fridge" he means it literally because then she wont be able to eat.


I thought you were talking about the image Brad posted. My mistake.

Originally posted by safety pin
When he says "lock the fridge" he means it literally because then she wont be able to eat. OMG-LOL That's HILARIOUS.-LOL

Who'd believe a diva happy to relieve a chorus girl, who's gone and slept with the patron? Raoul and the soubrette, entwined in love's duet! Although he may demur, he must have been with her!

Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
I was watching a stand up comedy act and this guy said his wife is always moaning and complaining about being fat and his advice to her was to LOCK THE FRIDGE!!!!!!!!-LOL I was not expecting him to say that. But hopefully no one gets offended because it's JUST COMEDY

Strange, that on that Star Jones thread, Solomon was talking about a friend who said that was overweight people should just LOCK THEIR FRIDGE, and Solomon said he put him in his place. What a coincidence that this comedian said the EXACT SAME THING.

The reason the audience laughed is they probably had a few drinks in them, so they'd laugh at anything!!

Originally posted by safety pin
When he says "lock the fridge" he means it literally because then she wont be able to eat.

I got the point of the joke. But it still wasn't "ha-ha" funny.

Originally posted by phoebe7165
Strange, that on that Star Jones thread, Solomon was talking about a friend who said that was overweight people should just LOCK THEIR FRIDGE, and Solomon said he put him in his place. What a coincidence that this comedian said the EXACT SAME THING.

The reason the audience laughed is they probably had a few drinks in them, so they'd laugh at anything!!


He told me where he got it from.

It is funny but overweight people wouldn't find the joke funny at all!!

Originally posted by EricIdlefan
It is funny but overweight people wouldn't find the joke funny at all!!



They will if they have HIGH SELF ESTEEM.

OMG! I AM PISSING MY PANTS DUE TO UNCONTROLLABLE LAUGHTER! :rotflmao:

:grr:

Originally posted by *A TV People*
OMG! I AM PISSING MY PANTS DUE TO UNCONTROLLABLE LAUGHTER! :rotflmao:
:rofl: omg that made me laugh.

Lame.

Hmm...

Gee...

I could have sworn that I had a great sense of humor. Now... Where did it go????

Solomon, I get what is being said. There is nothing to laugh at. Frankly, there's really not much to be offended by either. It is simply a flat statement that makes little sense.

Originally posted by Mysty Eyes
Hmm...

Gee...

I could have sworn that I had a great sense of humor. Now... Where did it go????

Solomon, I get what is being said. There is nothing to laugh at. Frankly, there's really not much to be offended by either. It is simply a flat statement that makes little sense.


He was saying by locking the fridge, she couldn't get to what was in there.

Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
He was saying by locking the fridge, she couldn't get to what was in there.

OMG, it's even funnier when you explain it. :rotflmao:

I get so sick of reading stuff that you post dissing fat people. You think it's funny. As someone having lost 70 pounds with more to go I find it disgusting and demeaning.

Originally posted by *A TV People*
OMG, it's even funnier when you explain it. :rotflmao:

LOL!

*sarcasm on* I fell out of my chair it was so funny! *sarcasm off*

Originally posted by Nanny Fine
I get so sick of reading stuff that you post dissing fat people. You think it's funny. As someone having lost 70 pounds with more to go I find it disgusting and demeaning.


don't everything so seriously it was just a JOKE-That's ALL. RELAX

Originally posted by Nanny Fine
I get so sick of reading stuff that you post dissing fat people. You think it's funny. As someone having lost 70 pounds with more to go I find it disgusting and demeaning.
it's not "dissing fat people." the guy just told his wife to lock the fridge so she couldnt get to the food in there.

I'm still waiting for the joke.....

Originally posted by LucyCompanyPhan
I'm still waiting for the joke.....


Well i didn't say the joke was for everyone

Originally posted by safety pin
it's not "dissing fat people." the guy just told his wife to lock the fridge so she couldnt get to the food in there.


Coming from the "other side" of the story I see it as a diss.

I'm not there anymore, but last year at this time I was. I still have a ways to go.

I find it offensive.

Originally posted by Nanny Fine
Coming from the "other side" of the story I see it as a diss.

I'm not there anymore, but last year at this time I was. I still have a ways to go.

I find it offensive.


THe guy was dissing fat people, he go tired of his wife COMPLAINING about being fat and not doing anything about it. So that's why he said lock the fridge

Right...

That...was...hysterical...

I...can't...believe...I...made...it...through...my...14...years...of... existence...without...hearing...that...joke...

Gosh...golly...gee...I'm...such...a...deprived...child...



How bout...no.

That was just...ugh...I got the joke from the beginning...but what's so funny about it..."lock the fridge..."ahh...that's hysterical...no.

Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
Well i didn't say the joke was for everyone

nah you just assumed that if people don't laugh at a "joke" they have no sense of humor.

Offensive or not...that joke is not amusing at all...a very dull boring joke.

You really do make me wonder sometimes, Solomon.

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Originally posted by ~*Hannah_Lee*~
Offensive or not...that joke is not amusing at all...a very dull boring joke.

:nod:

Why is it when I read this thread, it reminds me a lot of this
other thread (http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?s=&threadid=93029&highlight=Fat+People) that was posted awhile back? :rolleyes:

Originally posted by Jenya
Why is it when I read this thread, it reminds me a lot of this
other thread (http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?s=&threadid=93029&highlight=Fat+People) that was posted awhile back? :rolleyes:

You thought of that too? LOL

(Holy Crap, it's 12:21 AM)

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Guess you had to be there.

I find it in no way amusing. Kind of lame. Right up there with those "yo mamma" jokes that you use to tell when you were like, what, 9?

Originally posted by YabbaDabbaDoooooo
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You know, you're really a great role model. A role model who can't keep her yapping mouth in check, and a 5th grade teacher to boot. :nonono:

(I saw the original post last night. Keep it up and your 40 year old rear end is gonna get banned if you can't learn to keep yourself in control)

Originally posted by Jenya
Why is it when I read this thread, it reminds me a lot of this
other thread (http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?s=&threadid=93029&highlight=Fat+People) that was posted awhile back? :rolleyes:
lmao that thing that happened at his work was hilarious.

Originally posted by Ewan's My Man
Right...

That...was...hysterical...

I...can't...believe...I...made...it...through...my...14...years...of... existence...without...hearing...that...joke...

Gosh...golly...gee...I'm...such...a...deprived...child...



How bout...no.

That was just...ugh...I got the joke from the beginning...but what's so funny about it..."lock the fridge..."ahh...that's hysterical...no.

LMAO!

Does anyone notice that when Solomon first posts something rude and insulting and laughs about it, his opinion changes a little after 10 or so people reply saying that it was mean?

Originally posted by safety pin
lmao that thing that happened at his work was hilarious.


Yeah that was funny.

Originally posted by Jenya
Why is it when I read this thread, it reminds me a lot of this
other thread (http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?s=&threadid=93029&highlight=Fat+People) that was posted awhile back? :rolleyes:


Did you enjoy the pervious threads JENYA? You must have you dug them up.

Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
Did you enjoy the pervious threads JENYA? You must have you dug them up.

ANYTHING I read from you is always a hoot. ;)

Since this thread was supposed to contain a funny joke, I'll go ahead and post one in it. This one's for you SOLOMON. ;)

Three men, Abraham, David, and Solomon, die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: "Don't Step on the Ducks."

So they enter Heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck. Although they try their best to avoid them, the first man, Abraham, accidentally steps on one. Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest woman he ever saw. St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity
chained to this ugly woman!"

The next day, the second man, David, accidentally steps on a duck, and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing, and with him is another extemely ugly woman. He chains them together for eternity as well.

The third man, Solomon, who's has observed all this and not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly woman, is very, VERY careful where he steps. He manages to go months without stepping on any ducks. Then one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most beautiful woman he has ever laid his eyes on ... very tan, in shape and sexy. St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.

Solomon remarks, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all eternity-LOL." The woman says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck."

:rofl:

:lol:

:lol:

Originally posted by Czas na Zywiec
Since this thread was supposed to contain a funny joke, I'll go ahead and post one in it. This one's for you SOLOMON. ;)

Three men, Abraham, David, and Solomon, die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: "Don't Step on the Ducks."

So they enter Heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck. Although they try their best to avoid them, the first man, Abraham, accidentally steps on one. Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest woman he ever saw. St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity
chained to this ugly woman!"

The next day, the second man, David, accidentally steps on a duck, and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing, and with him is another extemely ugly woman. He chains them together for eternity as well.

The third man, Solomon, who's has observed all this and not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly woman, is very, VERY careful where he steps. He manages to go months without stepping on any ducks. Then one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most beautiful woman he has ever laid his eyes on ... very tan, in shape and sexy. St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.

Solomon remarks, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all eternity-LOL." The woman says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck."

Now THAT'S FUNNY! :lol: :lol:

Originally posted by Czas na Zywiec
Since this thread was supposed to contain a funny joke, I'll go ahead and post one in it. This one's for you SOLOMON. ;)

Three men, Abraham, David, and Solomon, die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: "Don't Step on the Ducks."

So they enter Heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck. Although they try their best to avoid them, the first man, Abraham, accidentally steps on one. Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest woman he ever saw. St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity
chained to this ugly woman!"

The next day, the second man, David, accidentally steps on a duck, and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing, and with him is another extemely ugly woman. He chains them together for eternity as well.

The third man, Solomon, who's has observed all this and not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly woman, is very, VERY careful where he steps. He manages to go months without stepping on any ducks. Then one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most beautiful woman he has ever laid his eyes on ... very tan, in shape and sexy. St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.

Solomon remarks, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all eternity-LOL." The woman says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck."

:lol:

What's the sense on locking the fridge if this person can take the car , go to the store and buy whatever she wants and feed herself 'til she explodes??

Not funny:p

Originally posted by Crimson and Clover
:lol:

And I agree that it was funny:D

Originally posted by I'maDESIlover
And I agree that it was funny:D


The FAT JOKE IS STILL FUNNY TOO!!

Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
The FAT JOKE IS STILL FUNNY TOO!!

No it ain't; because:What's the sense on locking the fridge if this person can take the car , go to the store and buy whatever she wants and feed herself 'til she explodes??
:p

Originally posted by Czas na Zywiec
Since this thread was supposed to contain a funny joke, I'll go ahead and post one in it. This one's for you SOLOMON. ;)

Three men, Abraham, David, and Solomon, die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: "Don't Step on the Ducks."

So they enter Heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck. Although they try their best to avoid them, the first man, Abraham, accidentally steps on one. Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest woman he ever saw. St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity
chained to this ugly woman!"

The next day, the second man, David, accidentally steps on a duck, and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing, and with him is another extemely ugly woman. He chains them together for eternity as well.

The third man, Solomon, who's has observed all this and not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly woman, is very, VERY careful where he steps. He manages to go months without stepping on any ducks. Then one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most beautiful woman he has ever laid his eyes on ... very tan, in shape and sexy. St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.

Solomon remarks, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all eternity-LOL." The woman says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck."


:lol: :rotflmao: :lol:

Originally posted by Czas na Zywiec
Solomon remarks, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all eternity-LOL."
:rofl: ive already heard that joke but that part made me laugh.

Originally posted by Czas na Zywiec
Since this thread was supposed to contain a funny joke, I'll go ahead and post one in it. This one's for you SOLOMON. ;)

Three men, Abraham, David, and Solomon, die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: "Don't Step on the Ducks."

So they enter Heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck. Although they try their best to avoid them, the first man, Abraham, accidentally steps on one. Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest woman he ever saw. St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity
chained to this ugly woman!"

The next day, the second man, David, accidentally steps on a duck, and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing, and with him is another extemely ugly woman. He chains them together for eternity as well.

The third man, Solomon, who's has observed all this and not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly woman, is very, VERY careful where he steps. He manages to go months without stepping on any ducks. Then one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most beautiful woman he has ever laid his eyes on ... very tan, in shape and sexy. St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.

Solomon remarks, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all eternity-LOL." The woman says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck."

:rotflmao:

you know what that 'joke' reminded me of? A really bad line from a sitcom that lasted like 4 episodes. Whoever wrote this joke originally, will never make it big.

And you know what? Every time solomon posts a joke you all say its not funny and whatever. and if someone else posted it, you wouldnt be saying that at all.

Originally posted by safety pin
And you know what? Every time solomon posts a joke you all say its not funny and whatever. and if someone else posted it, you wouldnt be saying that at all.

:rolleyes:
you know your name on here should be "pin head" not "Safety Pin" If a damn celebrity came on here and posted it it still wouldn't be funny. If anyone finds it funny they are way too easily amused.

Why in the hell must everyone argue about everything?

There are jokes that are "Ha! Ha!" funny but there are jokes that can offend people of different races, gender, religious, creed, etc jokes. It is ok to joke just as long as people aren't offended because there are very sensitive people that take jokes the wrong way due to their religious beliefs, overweight, races and/or enthicity.:( :(

Originally posted by Czas na Zywiec
... I stepped on a duck." :rofl:

The Lock the Fridge Joke was Laugh out Loud funny. I mean, who is the comic mastermind who came up with that one? I'm sure there are a bunch of 2nd graders who would die laughing at the joke. Simple minds laugh at simple jokes.


The joke was stupid Solomon.

Originally posted by Czas na Zywiec
Since this thread was supposed to contain a funny joke, I'll go ahead and post one in it. This one's for you SOLOMON. ;)

Three men, Abraham, David, and Solomon, die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: "Don't Step on the Ducks."

So they enter Heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck. Although they try their best to avoid them, the first man, Abraham, accidentally steps on one. Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest woman he ever saw. St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity
chained to this ugly woman!"

The next day, the second man, David, accidentally steps on a duck, and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing, and with him is another extemely ugly woman. He chains them together for eternity as well.

The third man, Solomon, who's has observed all this and not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly woman, is very, VERY careful where he steps. He manages to go months without stepping on any ducks. Then one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most beautiful woman he has ever laid his eyes on ... very tan, in shape and sexy. St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.

Solomon remarks, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all eternity-LOL." The woman says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck."

:rofl:
Now that joke is funny! Made my day. :D

Originally posted by MandieR1980
:rolleyes:
you know your name on here should be "pin head" not "Safety Pin" If a damn celebrity came on here and posted it it still wouldn't be funny. If anyone finds it funny they are way too easily amused.
you told me to stop "judging people" in the homeless thread yet here you are judging me because of one comment. hypocrite.

im not saying it would be funny if someone else posted it, im saying that no one would give them **** for it.

Originally posted by TradingMooses
No, I think you misunderstood. I have a sense of humor. When I read this, I expected to see something funny. However, it was not funny. I'm not offended, I just thought it was a stupid joke.
I agree:D

Originally posted by Brian Damage
The Lock the Fridge Joke was Laugh out Loud funny. I mean, who is the comic mastermind who came up with that one? I'm sure there are a bunch of 2nd graders who would die laughing at the joke. Simple minds laugh at simple jokes.


The joke was stupid Solomon.


well that's why so many people laughed in the audience because the joke was so stupid you couldn;t do anything but laugh.