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sinatrastar · 09-06-2003, 10:32 PM

Poppy peeing on the couch was also a classic. I recall that Jerry started laughing because he ended up with water all over his face when Kramer spilled it out of shock.

KnightFalls · 09-12-2003, 05:15 PM

After Kramer lets newman go on the ricshaw and he starts to run up the hill in a kramer - like fashion.

BingAling889 · 09-24-2003, 09:30 PM

1) Whenever Elaine pulls out "the little kicks"

2) When George pulls out the golf ball that was stuck in the whale.

3) When Jerry went out with the girl whose name "sounds like a certain female body part"

4) When Elaine is on the muscle relaxers in "The Pen"..."STELLAAAAAAAAA!"

5) When George throws the pack of Tic-Tacs at his mom in the hospital bed in "The Contest"

6) "The Junior Mint"

7) The episode where the guys try to tell their girlfriends about "shrinkage."

MillenniumMan831 · 09-24-2003, 09:46 PM

When Kramer casually walks into Jerry's apt., grabs a couch cushion, and tries to leave. Just classic.

sinatrastar · 09-24-2003, 10:06 PM

C_ME · 09-24-2003, 11:18 PM

Four scenes:

- When George decides to do the opposite and as he approaches an attractive woman at the diner he says "Hello, I'm bald, unemployed and I live with my parents."

- The episode where Jerry is dating a woman that looks both good and bad depending on the lighting. When she thinks that Jerry is having an affair with Elaine and runs out of the Costanzas' home, Jerry chases after her and immediately comes back screaming because of the "bad lighting on the porch."

- When Elaine and Puddy visit a Catholic priest and he tells them that they are both going to hell for having premarital sex.

Puddy: What? I'm going to hell. That's bogus.

- When Jerry tries to force the masuese whom he's dating into giving him a massage.

George: Did you guys not have sex?
Jerry: Yeah, we did.
George: Oh, it wasn't any good?
Jerry: No. It was excellent.
George: Then what's the problem?
Jerry: I want the massage!

sinatrastar · 09-25-2003, 04:05 PM

And then when he gets a neck rub in a later episode "Ive been waiting for that for a while"

Schmoopie · 08-16-2008, 10:44 AM

OMG, this thread has me

The last time I

watching "Seinfeld" was... well, yesterday!

Although the scene in "The Pen" where Elaine is yelling "Stella" is hilarious, I about died when in another scene Elaine is sitting on the couch in pain and says "Mrs Seinfeld, please. I am begging you. Put the air conditioner on!"

Andrea

catlover79 · 08-16-2008, 11:59 PM

The Moors/Moops debate with the Bubble Boy always has me

no matter how many times I've seen it before.

Hey, Andrea, have you ever seen the Seinfeld Wikipedia aka Wikisein? I love it:

http://seinfeld.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Page

Schmoopie · 08-17-2008, 05:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by catlover79

The Moors/Moops debate with the Bubble Boy always has me

no matter how many times I've seen it before.

Hey, Andrea, have you ever seen the Seinfeld Wikipedia aka Wikisein? I love it:

http://seinfeld.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Page

No! I didn't even know that existed! Thanks so much for telling me! Geez, I sound like Jerry doing his high pitched voice when he gets freaked out!

Andrea

DSfan · 08-17-2008, 12:32 PM

I love when Jerry and Elaine are at Poppy's restaurant and he starts with the whole "my mother...." that was really funny and then "Poppy peed on my sofa!".

Another Poppy moment with Kramer "You cannot put cucumbers on a pizza pie!" and the rest of that scene.

The scene where Jerry doesn't get his mail from Elaine and then gets Babu deported who says "You are a very very bad man!"

In Soup Nazi when Newman is running with his soup "jambalaya!"

George's answering machine message. classic. (one day me and my friend were trying to call someone and we accidentally called the wrong number and the person, i swear, had this as their message in real life.)

I love the episode when the guy commits suicide on top of George's car and Kramer sees the "pigman" and Jerry says "the moyle circumsized my finger!"

The episode where the woman thinks George is crazy with Lloyd Braun.

The one with the Italian barbers, the scene where the play the music and the other barber says "Oh no, it is my uncle Enzo!"

The PBS telethon episode when Jerry cashes in his grandmother's checks and Elaine yells "Drop deap" thinking it was her friend's husband that sounds like a woman then Jerry says "you told nana to drop dead!". Also, the part where the grandmother is in an alley and this man seems like a thug at first but then becomes all friendly was quite funny.

When Kramer and Newman try to get rich by depositing the bottles in Michigan for a few more cents.

The whole Marine Biologist episode.

George wanted to get thanked for the big salad when the other woman handed it to Elaine.

Kramer wanted to heat up the shirt in the calzone place and then yelling in Italian while all the pennies fell from his pants.

Serenity now!

Frogger episode when they had to get the machine accross the street but the guy didn't charge it. Classic moment.

When Jerry and George and the maid of the hotel talk about tucking or untucking the sheets of the bed lol

That was the most fun post I've ever written. I could watch the show all day now.

catlover79 · 08-17-2008, 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schmoopie

No! I didn't even know that existed! Thanks so much for telling me! Geez, I sound like Jerry doing his high pitched voice when he gets freaked out!

Andrea

It's my pleasure...you seem to be enjoying it very much.

I forgot about George's answering machine message!!!

It was even funnier when Jerry was singing it to himself later on in the episode.

catlover79 · 08-22-2008, 09:52 PM

How about the time George was in the hospital and said, "Kill me, Jerry, just kill me." So Jerry starts to smother George with a pillow!!!

Elaine walks in and just gasps "Jerry!" That was very funny and so typical of the Jerry character.

Schmoopie · 08-23-2008, 01:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by catlover79

How about the time George was in the hospital and said, "Kill me, Jerry, just kill me." So Jerry starts to smother George with a pillow!!!

Elaine walks in and just gasps "Jerry!" That was very funny and so typical of the Jerry character.

ROFLMAO! And it's even funnier when Jerry says "Elaine! What are you doing here?" Just the way he delivered that line is hysterical! He's so calm about it!

When Elaine and George are arguing because she tells him that he can't use the bathroom in the shower at the gym and he says "They're pipes! What's the difference?" And Jerry finally says "Oh will you two stop it with the pee pipe talk!"

Andrea

catlover79 · 08-23-2008, 09:51 AM

Jerry trying to get Kramer out of those way tight jeans was hysterical, too.

08-16-2008, 10:44 AM	#68
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09-06-2003, 10:32 PM	#61
sinatrastar Indian Summer Forum Veteran Join Date: Jul 22, 2003 Location: 78 W 86th St. Apt 3E Posts: 6,027	Poppy peeing on the couch was also a classic. I recall that Jerry started laughing because he ended up with water all over his face when Kramer spilled it out of shock.

09-12-2003, 05:15 PM	#62
KnightFalls Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Sep 11, 2003 Location: las vegas Posts: 247	After Kramer lets newman go on the ricshaw and he starts to run up the hill in a kramer - like fashion.

09-24-2003, 09:30 PM	#63
BingAling889 Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Feb 09, 2003 Posts: 40	1) Whenever Elaine pulls out "the little kicks" 2) When George pulls out the golf ball that was stuck in the whale. 3) When Jerry went out with the girl whose name "sounds like a certain female body part" 4) When Elaine is on the muscle relaxers in "The Pen"..."STELLAAAAAAAAA!" 5) When George throws the pack of Tic-Tacs at his mom in the hospital bed in "The Contest" 6) "The Junior Mint" 7) The episode where the guys try to tell their girlfriends about "shrinkage."

09-24-2003, 09:46 PM	#64
MillenniumMan831 An All American Boy! Forum Regular Join Date: Sep 23, 2003 Location: Cleveland Posts: 592	When Kramer casually walks into Jerry's apt., grabs a couch cushion, and tries to leave. Just classic.

09-24-2003, 10:06 PM	#65
sinatrastar Indian Summer Forum Veteran Join Date: Jul 22, 2003 Location: 78 W 86th St. Apt 3E Posts: 6,027

09-24-2003, 11:18 PM	#66
C_ME Member Frequent Poster Join Date: May 08, 2003 Posts: 118	Four scenes: - When George decides to do the opposite and as he approaches an attractive woman at the diner he says "Hello, I'm bald, unemployed and I live with my parents." - The episode where Jerry is dating a woman that looks both good and bad depending on the lighting. When she thinks that Jerry is having an affair with Elaine and runs out of the Costanzas' home, Jerry chases after her and immediately comes back screaming because of the "bad lighting on the porch." - When Elaine and Puddy visit a Catholic priest and he tells them that they are both going to hell for having premarital sex. Puddy: What? I'm going to hell. That's bogus. - When Jerry tries to force the masuese whom he's dating into giving him a massage. George: Did you guys not have sex? Jerry: Yeah, we did. George: Oh, it wasn't any good? Jerry: No. It was excellent. George: Then what's the problem? Jerry: I want the massage!

09-25-2003, 04:05 PM	#67
sinatrastar Indian Summer Forum Veteran Join Date: Jul 22, 2003 Location: 78 W 86th St. Apt 3E Posts: 6,027	And then when he gets a neck rub in a later episode "Ive been waiting for that for a while"

08-17-2008, 12:32 PM	#71
DSfan Member Senior Member Join Date: Sep 15, 2006 Location: Canada Posts: 1,204	I love when Jerry and Elaine are at Poppy's restaurant and he starts with the whole "my mother...." that was really funny and then "Poppy peed on my sofa!". Another Poppy moment with Kramer "You cannot put cucumbers on a pizza pie!" and the rest of that scene. The scene where Jerry doesn't get his mail from Elaine and then gets Babu deported who says "You are a very very bad man!" In Soup Nazi when Newman is running with his soup "jambalaya!" George's answering machine message. classic. (one day me and my friend were trying to call someone and we accidentally called the wrong number and the person, i swear, had this as their message in real life.) I love the episode when the guy commits suicide on top of George's car and Kramer sees the "pigman" and Jerry says "the moyle circumsized my finger!" The episode where the woman thinks George is crazy with Lloyd Braun. The one with the Italian barbers, the scene where the play the music and the other barber says "Oh no, it is my uncle Enzo!" The PBS telethon episode when Jerry cashes in his grandmother's checks and Elaine yells "Drop deap" thinking it was her friend's husband that sounds like a woman then Jerry says "you told nana to drop dead!". Also, the part where the grandmother is in an alley and this man seems like a thug at first but then becomes all friendly was quite funny. When Kramer and Newman try to get rich by depositing the bottles in Michigan for a few more cents. The whole Marine Biologist episode. George wanted to get thanked for the big salad when the other woman handed it to Elaine. Kramer wanted to heat up the shirt in the calzone place and then yelling in Italian while all the pennies fell from his pants. Serenity now! Frogger episode when they had to get the machine accross the street but the guy didn't charge it. Classic moment. When Jerry and George and the maid of the hotel talk about tucking or untucking the sheets of the bed lol That was the most fun post I've ever written. I could watch the show all day now.

08-22-2008, 09:52 PM	#73
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,382	How about the time George was in the hospital and said, "Kill me, Jerry, just kill me." So Jerry starts to smother George with a pillow!!! Elaine walks in and just gasps "Jerry!" That was very funny and so typical of the Jerry character.

08-23-2008, 09:51 AM	#75
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,382	Jerry trying to get Kramer out of those way tight jeans was hysterical, too.