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passionsfan79 · 08-31-2003, 01:06 AM

my favorite was where krammer cries to the dectictive in la and also where jerry says to george oh help me rhonda

hipsterdoofus · 09-02-2003, 02:25 AM

Newman: What are you proposing?
Jerry: Whatever it takes, for as long as it takes me as long as it takes you away from me!

sinatrastar · 09-02-2003, 11:31 AM

When Cosmo gets invited to the banquet for the mentally challenged.

Jarrettmac · 09-02-2003, 11:35 AM

When Elaine was high under the back drugs, and kept yelling "Steeeeeeeeeella!!".

sinatrastar · 09-02-2003, 11:38 AM

Do you know what that refers to?

Jarrettmac · 09-02-2003, 12:03 PM

?? What do you mean?

dlemond · 09-02-2003, 12:37 PM

One scene that I always liked was from possibly one of the best episodes- "The Junior Mint"

Kramer: Hey, this wallpaper is *very* good. My place looks like a ski lodge!

Jerry: Why did you force that mint on me? I didn't want the mint!

Kramer: Well, I didn't believe you.

Jerry: How could you not believe me?!?

Kramer: Who's gonna turn down a Junior Mint? It's chocolate, it's peppermint-- it's *delicious*!

Jerry: That's true.

Kramer: It's very refreshing!

dlemond · 09-02-2003, 12:59 PM

Another scene that comes to mind is from another top episode of Seinfeld, "The Switch."

GEORGE: Hey, what happened with Sandy. I forgot all about it. Did you call her?

JERRY: Yeah, I did. In fact I went over there.

GEORGE: So what happened? She throw you out? Eh?

JERRY: No actually, she took it pretty well.

GEORGE: So what happened?

JERRY: She's into it.

GEORGE: Into what?

JERRY: The menage. And not only that. She just called me and said she talked to the roommate and the roomate's into the menage too.

GEORGE: That's unbelievable.

JERRY: Oh, it's a scene man.

GEORGE: Do you ever just get down on your knees and thank god that you know me and have access to my dementia?

JERRY: What are you talking about? I'm not goin' to do it.

GEORGE: You're not goin to do it? What do you mean, You're not goin to do it?

JERRY: I can't. I'm not an orgy guy.

GEORGE: Are you crazy? This is like discovering Plutonium ... by accident.

JERRY: Don't you know what it means to become an orgy guy? It changes everything. I'd have to dress different. I'd have to act different. I'd have to grow a mustache and get all kinds of robes and lotions and I'd need a new bedspread and new curtains I'd have to get thick carpeting and weirdo lighting.

I'd have to get new friends. I'd have to get orgy friends.

... Naw, I'm not ready for it.

GEORGE: If only something like that could happen to me.

JERRY: Oh, shut up you couldn't do it either.

GEORGE: I know.

sinatrastar · 09-02-2003, 02:36 PM

Yes - both good calls.

jerrett - do you know why Elaine is saying Stella? What she is refering to?

Brian Damage · 09-02-2003, 02:58 PM

A Street Car named Desire I think

sinatrastar · 09-02-2003, 03:09 PM

Yes - Marlon Brando.

Jarrettmac · 09-02-2003, 03:33 PM

Yeah, I knew that. But I thought you were talking about something else. I do watch the simpsons, you know!

sinatrastar · 09-02-2003, 03:42 PM

Ok - just checking. "Elaine all the way"? You should start something Elaine related in here.

Chalkie · 09-05-2003, 02:53 PM

I love Seinfeld but it has never been able to make me laugh out loud.....except twice.

Once when they had the whole scene of Kramer and Frank Costanza trying to play pool in George's old tiny room. (I was in hysterics!).
Secondly, the entire audition scene where Kramer is in California and tries out for the rock video, the exercise tape, the infomercial and the horror movie. Classic classic stuff.

dlemond · 09-06-2003, 10:14 PM

Another classic, from The Marine Biologist:

George: The sea was angry that day my friends, like an old man trying to return soap at a deli!

(Jerry gives Kramer a "what the h-" glance)

George: I got about fifty-feet out and then suddenly the great beast appeared before me. I tell ya he was ten stories high if he was a foot. As if sensing my presence he gave out a big bellow. I said, "Easy big fella!" And then as I watched him struggling I realized something was obstructing his breathing. From where I was standing I could see directly into the eye of the great fish!

Jerry: Mammal.

George: Whatever.

Kramer: Well, what did you do next?

George: Then from out of nowhere a huge title wave lifted, tossed like a quark and I found myself on top of him face to face with the blow-hole. I could barely see from all of the waves crashing down on top of me but I knew something was there so I reached my hand and pulled out the obstruction!

(George pulls out of the inside pocket a golf ball)

(Jerry and George just stare at Kramer)

Kramer: What is that a Titleist? A hole in one eh?

08-31-2003, 01:06 AM	#46
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09-02-2003, 02:25 AM	#47
hipsterdoofus Master of Seinfeld Occasional Poster Join Date: Sep 01, 2003 Location: North St. Paul, Minnesota Posts: 50	Newman: What are you proposing? Jerry: Whatever it takes, for as long as it takes me as long as it takes you away from me!
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09-02-2003, 12:37 PM	#52
dlemond Hey, I know you. Moderator Forum Veteran Join Date: Dec 03, 2001 Location: New Jersey Posts: 6,751	One scene that I always liked was from possibly one of the best episodes- "The Junior Mint" Kramer: Hey, this wallpaper is very good. My place looks like a ski lodge! Jerry: Why did you force that mint on me? I didn't want the mint! Kramer: Well, I didn't believe you. Jerry: How could you not believe me?!? Kramer: Who's gonna turn down a Junior Mint? It's chocolate, it's peppermint-- it's delicious! Jerry: That's true. Kramer: It's very refreshing!
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09-05-2003, 02:53 PM	#59
Chalkie President King Occasional Poster Join Date: Aug 20, 2003 Location: Toronto Posts: 37	I love Seinfeld but it has never been able to make me laugh out loud.....except twice. Once when they had the whole scene of Kramer and Frank Costanza trying to play pool in George's old tiny room. (I was in hysterics!). Secondly, the entire audition scene where Kramer is in California and tries out for the rock video, the exercise tape, the infomercial and the horror movie. Classic classic stuff.
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09-02-2003, 11:31 AM	#48
sinatrastar Indian Summer Forum Veteran Join Date: Jul 22, 2003 Location: 78 W 86th St. Apt 3E Posts: 6,027	When Cosmo gets invited to the banquet for the mentally challenged.

09-02-2003, 11:35 AM	#49
Jarrettmac Elaine All The Way! Occasional Poster Join Date: Jul 31, 2003 Location: Canada Posts: 99	When Elaine was high under the back drugs, and kept yelling "Steeeeeeeeeella!!".

09-02-2003, 11:38 AM	#50
sinatrastar Indian Summer Forum Veteran Join Date: Jul 22, 2003 Location: 78 W 86th St. Apt 3E Posts: 6,027	Do you know what that refers to?

09-02-2003, 12:03 PM	#51
Jarrettmac Elaine All The Way! Occasional Poster Join Date: Jul 31, 2003 Location: Canada Posts: 99	?? What do you mean?

09-02-2003, 12:59 PM	#53
dlemond Hey, I know you. Moderator Forum Veteran Join Date: Dec 03, 2001 Location: New Jersey Posts: 6,751	Another scene that comes to mind is from another top episode of Seinfeld, "The Switch." GEORGE: Hey, what happened with Sandy. I forgot all about it. Did you call her? JERRY: Yeah, I did. In fact I went over there. GEORGE: So what happened? She throw you out? Eh? JERRY: No actually, she took it pretty well. GEORGE: So what happened? JERRY: She's into it. GEORGE: Into what? JERRY: The menage. And not only that. She just called me and said she talked to the roommate and the roomate's into the menage too. GEORGE: That's unbelievable. JERRY: Oh, it's a scene man. GEORGE: Do you ever just get down on your knees and thank god that you know me and have access to my dementia? JERRY: What are you talking about? I'm not goin' to do it. GEORGE: You're not goin to do it? What do you mean, You're not goin to do it? JERRY: I can't. I'm not an orgy guy. GEORGE: Are you crazy? This is like discovering Plutonium ... by accident. JERRY: Don't you know what it means to become an orgy guy? It changes everything. I'd have to dress different. I'd have to act different. I'd have to grow a mustache and get all kinds of robes and lotions and I'd need a new bedspread and new curtains I'd have to get thick carpeting and weirdo lighting. I'd have to get new friends. I'd have to get orgy friends. ... Naw, I'm not ready for it. GEORGE: If only something like that could happen to me. JERRY: Oh, shut up you couldn't do it either. GEORGE: I know.

09-02-2003, 02:36 PM	#54
sinatrastar Indian Summer Forum Veteran Join Date: Jul 22, 2003 Location: 78 W 86th St. Apt 3E Posts: 6,027	Yes - both good calls. jerrett - do you know why Elaine is saying Stella? What she is refering to?

09-02-2003, 02:58 PM	#55
Brian Damage I'm Rich Bitch Forum Icon Join Date: Feb 03, 2002 Location: What Ain't No Country I Ever Heard Of...They Speak English in What? Posts: 63,107	A Street Car named Desire I think

09-02-2003, 03:09 PM	#56
sinatrastar Indian Summer Forum Veteran Join Date: Jul 22, 2003 Location: 78 W 86th St. Apt 3E Posts: 6,027	Yes - Marlon Brando.

09-02-2003, 03:33 PM	#57
Jarrettmac Elaine All The Way! Occasional Poster Join Date: Jul 31, 2003 Location: Canada Posts: 99	Yeah, I knew that. But I thought you were talking about something else. I do watch the simpsons, you know!

09-02-2003, 03:42 PM	#58
sinatrastar Indian Summer Forum Veteran Join Date: Jul 22, 2003 Location: 78 W 86th St. Apt 3E Posts: 6,027	Ok - just checking. "Elaine all the way"? You should start something Elaine related in here.

09-06-2003, 10:14 PM	#60
dlemond Hey, I know you. Moderator Forum Veteran Join Date: Dec 03, 2001 Location: New Jersey Posts: 6,751	Another classic, from The Marine Biologist: George: The sea was angry that day my friends, like an old man trying to return soap at a deli! (Jerry gives Kramer a "what the h-" glance) George: I got about fifty-feet out and then suddenly the great beast appeared before me. I tell ya he was ten stories high if he was a foot. As if sensing my presence he gave out a big bellow. I said, "Easy big fella!" And then as I watched him struggling I realized something was obstructing his breathing. From where I was standing I could see directly into the eye of the great fish! Jerry: Mammal. George: Whatever. Kramer: Well, what did you do next? George: Then from out of nowhere a huge title wave lifted, tossed like a quark and I found myself on top of him face to face with the blow-hole. I could barely see from all of the waves crashing down on top of me but I knew something was there so I reached my hand and pulled out the obstruction! (George pulls out of the inside pocket a golf ball) (Jerry and George just stare at Kramer) Kramer: What is that a Titleist? A hole in one eh?