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MA · 12-28-2018, 09:15 PM

"Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver: [snooping in Larry's sister's bedroom] Hey, Larry, what's this?
Larry Mondello: My sister's always puttin' this junk on her hair, so it shouldn't be crummy.
Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver: What's this, Larry?
Larry Mondello: That's perfume to make her smell good, and these are beauty cremes she's always smearin' on her face.
Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver: Boy, it sure is a lot of trouble bein' a girl.
Larry Mondello: It is, when you look like my sister."

ThisLittlePiggy · 12-29-2018, 06:54 AM

Richard Rickover: I wish I was old enough to cry.
Theodore "Beaver" Cleaver: Yeah, now the only place you can cry in public is in the theater when its dark."

MA · 12-29-2018, 06:59 AM

Mrs. Margaret Mondello: Things would be all right if my daughter could just find a husband. Then we'd always have a man around to give it to Larry when his father's out of town.

stevea · 01-04-2019, 09:31 AM

Ward: ..."Discretion is the better part of valor." (Ward exits.)

Beaver: "Wally, what'd dad mean by that last thing?"

Wally: "That's just a fancy way o' sayin', don't start fights with big guys."

MA · 01-04-2019, 01:17 PM

Theodore "Beaver" Cleaver: How come Eddie's such a creepy guy?
Wally Cleaver: He works at it.

Scrabjan1 · 01-08-2019, 03:54 PM

From Nobody Loves Me

Richard and Beaver looking at books.

Richard: That's when you get old and start getting social security.

Beaver: What's social security?

Richard: It's when you get too old to work and the government gives you money for doing nothing.

MA · 01-09-2019, 10:11 AM

June: I got a call from your principal's office. Do you know why I would need to go to the principal's office?
Beaver: Wally must have done something bad.

Scrabjan1 · 01-09-2019, 11:03 AM

Ward is napping in the chair after work.

June: I didn’t hear you come in Beaver wants to talk to you.

Ward: I’ll talk to him after supper I’m pretty tired.

June: Why are you tired.

Ward: From having a gay riotous time at the office. I’ll guess I can see him.

June: Ward you really didn’t have a gay riotous time at the office did you?

Ward: No dear.

June: Well see that you don’t.

MA · 01-09-2019, 12:42 PM

Eddie Haskell: Hey, guys, like my new vest? I think it brings out the Peter Lawford in me.

MA · 01-10-2019, 10:32 AM

"[Entry in Beaver's diary]
Theodore "Beaver" Cleaver: Went to school. Ate lunch. Saw dead cat. Came home."

MA · 01-10-2019, 10:56 AM

Larry Mondello: Beaver punched me in the stomach, right where I almost had my operation.

MA · 01-10-2019, 11:13 AM

"Theodore "Beaver" Cleaver: Cross my heart and hope to spit."

MA · 01-10-2019, 02:23 PM

"Ward Cleaver: It's not important what you look like on the outside. It's what you are on the inside that counts."

MA · 01-11-2019, 07:41 AM

Wally Cleaver: Gee Dad, how come you know so much about buying cars?
Ward Cleaver: Well, Wally, as unbelievable as it may seem they did have cars in my younger days.
Wally Cleaver: Used cars?

MA · 01-11-2019, 12:22 PM

Theodore "Beaver" Cleaver: Boy, I sure wish there was somebody in the family for me to yell at.
Wally Cleaver: That's your tough luck.

12-28-2018, 09:15 PM	#46
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	"Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver: [snooping in Larry's sister's bedroom] Hey, Larry, what's this? Larry Mondello: My sister's always puttin' this junk on her hair, so it shouldn't be crummy. Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver: What's this, Larry? Larry Mondello: That's perfume to make her smell good, and these are beauty cremes she's always smearin' on her face. Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver: Boy, it sure is a lot of trouble bein' a girl. Larry Mondello: It is, when you look like my sister."
	__________________ ~-Mikaela-~

12-29-2018, 06:54 AM	#47
ThisLittlePiggy Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Nov 02, 2013 Posts: 83,150	Richard Rickover: I wish I was old enough to cry. Theodore "Beaver" Cleaver: Yeah, now the only place you can cry in public is in the theater when its dark."

12-29-2018, 06:59 AM	#48
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	Mrs. Margaret Mondello: Things would be all right if my daughter could just find a husband. Then we'd always have a man around to give it to Larry when his father's out of town.

01-04-2019, 09:31 AM	#49
stevea 22 Years On Sitcoms Moderator Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 13, 2003 Location: Indy Posts: 44,163	Ward: ..."Discretion is the better part of valor." (Ward exits.) Beaver: "Wally, what'd dad mean by that last thing?" Wally: "That's just a fancy way o' sayin', don't start fights with big guys."

01-04-2019, 01:17 PM	#50
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	Theodore "Beaver" Cleaver: How come Eddie's such a creepy guy? Wally Cleaver: He works at it.

01-08-2019, 03:54 PM	#51
Scrabjan1 Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Nov 27, 2013 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 3,521	From Nobody Loves Me Richard and Beaver looking at books. Richard: That's when you get old and start getting social security. Beaver: What's social security? Richard: It's when you get too old to work and the government gives you money for doing nothing.

01-09-2019, 10:11 AM	#52
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	June: I got a call from your principal's office. Do you know why I would need to go to the principal's office? Beaver: Wally must have done something bad.

01-09-2019, 11:03 AM	#53
Scrabjan1 Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Nov 27, 2013 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 3,521	Ward is napping in the chair after work. June: I didn’t hear you come in Beaver wants to talk to you. Ward: I’ll talk to him after supper I’m pretty tired. June: Why are you tired. Ward: From having a gay riotous time at the office. I’ll guess I can see him. June: Ward you really didn’t have a gay riotous time at the office did you? Ward: No dear. June: Well see that you don’t.

01-09-2019, 12:42 PM	#54
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	Eddie Haskell: Hey, guys, like my new vest? I think it brings out the Peter Lawford in me.

01-10-2019, 10:32 AM	#55
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	"[Entry in Beaver's diary] Theodore "Beaver" Cleaver: Went to school. Ate lunch. Saw dead cat. Came home."

01-10-2019, 10:56 AM	#56
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	Larry Mondello: Beaver punched me in the stomach, right where I almost had my operation.

01-10-2019, 11:13 AM	#57
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	"Theodore "Beaver" Cleaver: Cross my heart and hope to spit."

01-10-2019, 02:23 PM	#58
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	"Ward Cleaver: It's not important what you look like on the outside. It's what you are on the inside that counts."

01-11-2019, 07:41 AM	#59
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	Wally Cleaver: Gee Dad, how come you know so much about buying cars? Ward Cleaver: Well, Wally, as unbelievable as it may seem they did have cars in my younger days. Wally Cleaver: Used cars?

01-11-2019, 12:22 PM	#60
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	Theodore "Beaver" Cleaver: Boy, I sure wish there was somebody in the family for me to yell at. Wally Cleaver: That's your tough luck.