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NORM · 08-08-2003, 09:09 PM

You like Lizzy Mcguire. Nough said. THAT SHOW SUCKS! But like you said:

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oh shut it im just doing my opition about this movie.

Besides the fact that this statement does not make any sense, I believe the word you are looking for is "opinion". And that is what I am stating.

Lizzie McGuire · 08-09-2003, 02:33 PM

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Originally posted by NORM
You like Lizzy Mcguire. Nough said. THAT SHOW SUCKS! But like you said:

Besides the fact that this statement does not make any sense, I believe the word you are looking for is "opinion". And that is what I am stating.

Oh one thing it Lizzie not Lizzy and it my favoriteshow it not suck okay maybe you suck

Lizzie McGuire · 08-09-2003, 02:33 PM

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Originally posted by Lizzie McGuire
Oh one thing it Lizzie not Lizzy and it my favorite show it not suck okay maybe you suck

MonarC · 08-09-2003, 02:40 PM

you have done it again TJL

notice the a$$ that rises and falls at the change of movie rolls...

NORM · 08-09-2003, 04:19 PM

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Oh one thing it Lizzie not Lizzy and it my favoriteshow it not suck okay maybe you suck

How old are you. Cause really dude, your grammer is really bad.

Brian · 08-09-2003, 07:41 PM

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Originally posted by Janice
I agree, and some of you know that a big pet peeve of mine is when someone corrects another's spelling or grammar, but this isn't poor writing skills. It's lazy and inconsiderate....as if, 'You figure it out'.
I skip right by posts like that.

I agree with Janice on this one. As much as I don't like Lizzie McGuire's behavior on this board it annoys me almost as much to see someone correct another person's grammar. He may have trouble with writing skills or may not even be American or English is not his first language. I'm not sticking up for LM's foolish behavior or anything. I don't condone that behavior.

MonarC · 08-09-2003, 11:44 PM

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Originally posted by NORM
How old are you. Cause really dude, your grammer is really bad.

don't worry school will start soon

Lizzie McGuire · 08-10-2003, 01:41 PM

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Originally posted by NORM
How old are you. Cause really dude, your grammer is really bad.

Oh 17 why writing a book leave that chapter out and i don't care about my grammer

Brian Damage · 08-10-2003, 01:48 PM

Watch Gigli become a cult classic like Showgirls became. You remember how bad that movie was...now it has a small cult like following.

David · 08-10-2003, 02:06 PM

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Originally posted by Lizzie McGuire
Oh 17 why writing a book leave that chapter out and i don't care about my grammer

leave his grammar alone. Its just his grammar, big deal.

MonarC · 08-10-2003, 03:00 PM

This is from MTV

It turns out that Jen and Ben might have more success offscreen than on.

"Gigli," the first joint venture of Hollywood's favorite couple, Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck, hit theaters Friday but took a major backseat to the third installment of the raunchy "American Pie" series, "American Wedding."

Meanwhile, "Gigli" tied with "Finding Nemo" at #7, pulling in a humbling $3.8 million. It may be especially humbling because Affleck and Lopez's last films, "Daredevil" and "Maid in Manhattan," respectively, enjoyed #1 debuts. "Gigli" finds Lopez as a lesbian crook who assists Affleck's moronic character in a kidnapping plot. In addition to the low ranking it received at the box office, the Lopez-Affleck effort has been dissed by critics near and far. The New York Times dismissed it as a "hopelessly misconceived exercise in celebrity self-worship," while the Washington Post said it was "enervated, torpid, slack, dreary and, oh yes, nasty, brutish and long."

A REAL stinker

MonarC · 08-10-2003, 03:23 PM

Critics roast turkey named ‘Gigli’

Ben-and-Jen feature being called among worst movies ever
By Mark Egan

NEW YORK, July 31 — Call it one of the biggest turkeys of all time. The romance between Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez has captivated the American public, but their first movie together is already being called a low point of cinema history.

How bad is "Gigli"?

America’s critics tell you, in no uncertain terms.

"A recent episode of South Park suggested that a fourth-grader's hand puppet could turn in a better performance than Ms. Lopez, and in the case of Gigli, it's hard to argue." — Luke Y. Thompson, New Times

"Witless, coarse, and vulgar, "Gigli" is worse than its advance buzz could have indicated." — Roger Friedman, FOX News

"Lopez and Affleck try not to smile at each other while gassing on and on until you’re praying, dear God, please make them shut up and do it so we can all go home in peace." — Ella Taylor, LA Weekly

"In case the Razzie Award announcers have any difficulty with the pronunciation, Gigli rhymes with "really." As in ‘really bad,’ or ‘really offensive,’ or ‘really wish I’d remembered my gun so I could just shoot myself now and end the misery.’" — Laine Ewen, Premiere

"Your decision to see "Gigli" really depends on how much you want to see Affleck and Lopez make out...That stomach-turning "Jenny From the Block" video has everything you need, and it's a good two hours shorter." — Mary F. Pols, Contra Costa Times

"Ick, ick and ick, people. Soft-brained and inhumanly dull, "Gigli" has no pace, no drive, none of the dark animal vitality that might have made this tasteless material a guilty pleasure." — Colin Covert, Star Tribune

"Never have I seen such a disasterous (sic) film as this. Martin Brest has finally lost it...this is the worst film that I have seen in about three years." — Ain’t it Cool News
""Gigli" makes "Hudson Hawk" look like a hiccup, "Ishtar" like a minor misstep. It’s the stuff "Mystery Science Theater 3000s" are made of." — Eleanor Ringel Gillespie, Atlanta Journal-Constitution

""Gigli" – which spawned the phenomenon the gossip pages and celebrity magazines so lovingly refer to as "Bennifer" – is every bit as unwatchable as the deafening negative chatter would suggest." — Christy Lemire, AP

"Gigli is so horrible I had to go cleanse my palate afterward by watching 'Glitter.'" — Danny Minton, KBTV-NBC

This is just too funny

Swimfan85 · 08-10-2003, 04:16 PM

hahah I heard it sucked, I mean just read the plot and you shake your head thinking "Wtf..."

MonarC · 08-11-2003, 09:36 PM

Tammy · 08-14-2003, 01:49 AM

An 'I Survived Gigli' Farewell Bash

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"Gigli is so horrible I had to go cleanse my palate afterward by watching 'Glitter.'" — Danny Minton, KBTV-NBC

What's "Glitter"?

08-10-2003, 03:23 PM	#42
MonarC The truth will set you free Forum Fanatic Join Date: Dec 05, 2002 Location: 3rd Stone From The Sun Posts: 9,525	Gigli Bashing by the press is hilarious Critics roast turkey named ‘Gigli’ Ben-and-Jen feature being called among worst movies ever By Mark Egan NEW YORK, July 31 — Call it one of the biggest turkeys of all time. The romance between Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez has captivated the American public, but their first movie together is already being called a low point of cinema history. How bad is "Gigli"? America’s critics tell you, in no uncertain terms. "A recent episode of South Park suggested that a fourth-grader's hand puppet could turn in a better performance than Ms. Lopez, and in the case of Gigli, it's hard to argue." — Luke Y. Thompson, New Times "Witless, coarse, and vulgar, "Gigli" is worse than its advance buzz could have indicated." — Roger Friedman, FOX News "Lopez and Affleck try not to smile at each other while gassing on and on until you’re praying, dear God, please make them shut up and do it so we can all go home in peace." — Ella Taylor, LA Weekly "In case the Razzie Award announcers have any difficulty with the pronunciation, Gigli rhymes with "really." As in ‘really bad,’ or ‘really offensive,’ or ‘really wish I’d remembered my gun so I could just shoot myself now and end the misery.’" — Laine Ewen, Premiere "Your decision to see "Gigli" really depends on how much you want to see Affleck and Lopez make out...That stomach-turning "Jenny From the Block" video has everything you need, and it's a good two hours shorter." — Mary F. Pols, Contra Costa Times "Ick, ick and ick, people. Soft-brained and inhumanly dull, "Gigli" has no pace, no drive, none of the dark animal vitality that might have made this tasteless material a guilty pleasure." — Colin Covert, Star Tribune "Never have I seen such a disasterous (sic) film as this. Martin Brest has finally lost it...this is the worst film that I have seen in about three years." — Ain’t it Cool News ""Gigli" makes "Hudson Hawk" look like a hiccup, "Ishtar" like a minor misstep. It’s the stuff "Mystery Science Theater 3000s" are made of." — Eleanor Ringel Gillespie, Atlanta Journal-Constitution ""Gigli" – which spawned the phenomenon the gossip pages and celebrity magazines so lovingly refer to as "Bennifer" – is every bit as unwatchable as the deafening negative chatter would suggest." — Christy Lemire, AP "Gigli is so horrible I had to go cleanse my palate afterward by watching 'Glitter.'" — Danny Minton, KBTV-NBC This is just too funny

08-09-2003, 02:40 PM	#34
MonarC The truth will set you free Forum Fanatic Join Date: Dec 05, 2002 Location: 3rd Stone From The Sun Posts: 9,525	you have done it again TJL notice the a$$ that rises and falls at the change of movie rolls...

08-10-2003, 01:48 PM	#39
Brian Damage I'm Rich Bitch Forum Icon Join Date: Feb 03, 2002 Location: What Ain't No Country I Ever Heard Of...They Speak English in What? Posts: 63,107	Watch Gigli become a cult classic like Showgirls became. You remember how bad that movie was...now it has a small cult like following.

08-10-2003, 03:00 PM	#41
MonarC The truth will set you free Forum Fanatic Join Date: Dec 05, 2002 Location: 3rd Stone From The Sun Posts: 9,525	This is from MTV It turns out that Jen and Ben might have more success offscreen than on. "Gigli," the first joint venture of Hollywood's favorite couple, Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck, hit theaters Friday but took a major backseat to the third installment of the raunchy "American Pie" series, "American Wedding." Meanwhile, "Gigli" tied with "Finding Nemo" at #7, pulling in a humbling $3.8 million. It may be especially humbling because Affleck and Lopez's last films, "Daredevil" and "Maid in Manhattan," respectively, enjoyed #1 debuts. "Gigli" finds Lopez as a lesbian crook who assists Affleck's moronic character in a kidnapping plot. In addition to the low ranking it received at the box office, the Lopez-Affleck effort has been dissed by critics near and far. The New York Times dismissed it as a "hopelessly misconceived exercise in celebrity self-worship," while the Washington Post said it was "enervated, torpid, slack, dreary and, oh yes, nasty, brutish and long." A REAL stinker

08-10-2003, 04:16 PM	#43
Swimfan85 Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Jul 04, 2001 Posts: 7,030	hahah I heard it sucked, I mean just read the plot and you shake your head thinking "Wtf..."

08-11-2003, 09:36 PM	#44
MonarC The truth will set you free Forum Fanatic Join Date: Dec 05, 2002 Location: 3rd Stone From The Sun Posts: 9,525