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*InThisMoment* · 06-04-2003, 11:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ~Tropical Punch 19~
don't mess with me! so there! JK

*Messes With You*

~Tropical Punch 19~ · 06-04-2003, 11:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFonzIsCool

*Messes With You*

*waves finger* Bad, bad.

Okay why are WAY off topic lol

*InThisMoment* · 06-04-2003, 11:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ~Tropical Punch 19~
*waves finger* Bad, bad.

Okay why are WAY off topic lol

Yea.sorry.

*InThisMoment* · 06-04-2003, 11:27 PM

~Tropical Punch 19~ · 06-04-2003, 11:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFonzIsCool

Yea.sorry.

not your fault i started it, but i'm seriously am gonna shut up now lol.

Montana Ponine · 06-04-2003, 11:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Original Prankster
Dad: Come in here.
Me: Yea?
Dad: Fix the tv, the color's off.
Me: How so?
Dad: Look at that person's hair. It looks purple. [Points to Kelly Osbourne.]
Me: It's supposed to be like that.
Dad: No, it's not. Fix the tv.
Me: There's nothing to fix!
Dad: FIX IT.
Me: [Fiddles with the color menu but ulitmately sets it back to what it originally was.]
Dad: There. Much better! Thanks.
Me: Uh yea. No problem. [Walks away in confusement.]

Haha, I was wondering how this post got to be 2 pages so quickly...

Hollow · 06-04-2003, 11:44 PM

oh my god.. when i was 10 i was at church and we were singing. the song ended like "may the lord be with us" or something and when it ended, this 2 or 3 y/o girl and she screamed "NO!" it was so hilarious. i couldnt sleep that night cuz i kept thinking about it and laffing really hard. i still find it really funny lol.

*Marilyn Monroe* · 06-05-2003, 01:29 AM

Hmm....I go to a Lutheran church and in case anyone is not familiar with how things are during services, you basically are not allowed to breathe because all the little old ladies look at you. So, here we are, during a LOOONG sermon, and the pastor said something like, "Jesus saved us!" and a man in back yells, "Amen!" and kept doing it. Oh man, i think half the old ladies in my church had heart attacks right there.

Hollow · 06-05-2003, 01:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ~Tropical Punch 19~
One time when I was like 7 I went to go call my friend Liz. Well I apparently misdialed, beacsue this lady got on the other end and our convo basically went somewhat like this:

Lady. hello?
Me. Hi, this is Shannon, is Liz there?
Lady. Yea! hold on.
SILENCE (exept a faint sound of a child playing with toys)
5 minutes later I hear the lady yelling for her daughter
Lady. come one, Grandma is on the phone!
(I go into complete confussion)
Little girl. Hi grandma!
Me. *click*

almost the same thing happened to me. when i was like 7 some1 called my house [it was the wrong number] and when i said hello they were like "hi grandma!"

JoPol_wannabe · 06-05-2003, 01:57 AM

This one nite me, and a couple of my friends went out to eat. So we took Bens car and he has a little car and so we go out to eat then on our way back to the dorms my friend Jen is like pull over to Pier 1 I want to see if they have my chair. Now note this chair is a big round wooden chair and we are driving in a little car. So we go to Pier 1 and they have the chair and so she debats if she wants to buy it our not beacuse of the car we came in and Ben is like we could get it in the car somehow. So she buys it and were out in the parking lot trying to figure out how to get this thing in the car. So we put the chair base in the trunk and the big round seat we put in the front passanger side with Jen stiiting under it and my other friend Teri decides to drive since she is small enough in the front. and I'm in the back holding the big cushion and Ben is holding the box they put it in. So here we are driving back to the dorms and Teri is leaning right against the door and she is like so scared a cop is gonna stop us and then we have to stop at a red light and I'm like guys I really have to go to the bathroom and the red light goes for about 5 minutes i mean that was the longest red light I've ever seen and I could bearly hold it but then we finally got back to the dorms. But it was and interesting ride I'll never forget it.

Brandon · 06-05-2003, 02:09 AM

awhile back, my mom explained to me what a 'rosy palm' is. i always thought it was a flower, till she told me the REAL meaning. after she told me i said 'if i find the right girl, could give her a rosy palm'. haha.

Titania · 06-05-2003, 10:05 AM

(my mother trying to help me w/ math while i havent slept in 3 days and am in a weird mood)
Mom: Do you understand this.
Me: No, do you?
Mom: no.
Me: So how are you helping me?
Mom: So I don't look bad.
(later)
Mom: I DONT KNOW WHAT IM DOING!! Can you explain it?
Me: thats why we're here, i dont get it!!!!
(later)
Mom: so this symbol is Theta, know what that is?
Me: (donning southern accent) Thats mah friend Theta...she lives in the valley...

(checking the mail)
Dad: you got some more college stuff
Me: cool
Dad: Occedental offered you a scholarship?
Me: LOL
Dad: what?
Me: (british accent) "I occedentally went to college...."

(my mother goes in for a conference w/ my history teacher)
Mr. L: She's doing very well
Mom: It must be that good Confederate blood
Mr. L: What??
Mom: She's a Beaureguard
Mr. L: Oh really.
Mom: Little doubt she's one of them.

And there was the time we were going on vacation and my dad complained one too many times so we left him in the driveway and my mother and I went on our own.

(in the car listening to radio, "downtown" comes on)
Me: ahhh! petula clark!
Mom: where??? *looking around*

Titania · 06-05-2003, 10:08 AM

thought of another one...

(my uncle shows up at the house...a little drunk)

Uncle: caroline, I got these coins while over in Japan
Me: they better not have Sars...
Uncle: no no, theyre immune
Me: *raises eyebrow* ok then.. *takes coins*
Uncle: arent they facinating?
Me: *turns coin over* oh sure...thanks...
(uncle leaves)
Dad: what did he give you?
Me: A Septa bus token from down the street....

*PinkLady* · 06-05-2003, 04:27 PM

This was a conversation between my friend Angela and our first-block teacher.

Ms. Green: Are you not coming on Wednesday if you're not taking a second-block exam? (We didn't have an exam in her class either, so we didn't really have to come to school.)
Angela (who would never, ever miss Ms. Green's class for anything): No, I'm coming for first block.
Ms. Green: What's your first block class?

Fortunately, she realized her mistake after a minute.

06-04-2003, 11:44 PM	#22
Hollow Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Dec 16, 2001 Posts: 30,417	oh my god.. when i was 10 i was at church and we were singing. the song ended like "may the lord be with us" or something and when it ended, this 2 or 3 y/o girl and she screamed "NO!" it was so hilarious. i couldnt sleep that night cuz i kept thinking about it and laffing really hard. i still find it really funny lol.
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06-05-2003, 02:09 AM	#26
Brandon Member Senior Member Join Date: Jan 03, 2003 Location: Hell Above The Soil Posts: 2,838	awhile back, my mom explained to me what a 'rosy palm' is. i always thought it was a flower, till she told me the REAL meaning. after she told me i said 'if i find the right girl, could give her a rosy palm'. haha.
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06-04-2003, 11:27 PM	#19
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06-05-2003, 01:29 AM	#23
Marilyn Monroe Diamonds... Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Aug 24, 2001 Location: Where gentlemen actually prefer brunettes Posts: 4,811	Hmm....I go to a Lutheran church and in case anyone is not familiar with how things are during services, you basically are not allowed to breathe because all the little old ladies look at you. So, here we are, during a LOOONG sermon, and the pastor said something like, "Jesus saved us!" and a man in back yells, "Amen!" and kept doing it. Oh man, i think half the old ladies in my church had heart attacks right there.

06-05-2003, 01:57 AM	#25
JoPol_wannabe Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Jan 11, 2001 Location: Nebraska Posts: 3,036	This one nite me, and a couple of my friends went out to eat. So we took Bens car and he has a little car and so we go out to eat then on our way back to the dorms my friend Jen is like pull over to Pier 1 I want to see if they have my chair. Now note this chair is a big round wooden chair and we are driving in a little car. So we go to Pier 1 and they have the chair and so she debats if she wants to buy it our not beacuse of the car we came in and Ben is like we could get it in the car somehow. So she buys it and were out in the parking lot trying to figure out how to get this thing in the car. So we put the chair base in the trunk and the big round seat we put in the front passanger side with Jen stiiting under it and my other friend Teri decides to drive since she is small enough in the front. and I'm in the back holding the big cushion and Ben is holding the box they put it in. So here we are driving back to the dorms and Teri is leaning right against the door and she is like so scared a cop is gonna stop us and then we have to stop at a red light and I'm like guys I really have to go to the bathroom and the red light goes for about 5 minutes i mean that was the longest red light I've ever seen and I could bearly hold it but then we finally got back to the dorms. But it was and interesting ride I'll never forget it.

06-05-2003, 10:05 AM	#27
Titania a part of that Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Sep 04, 2000 Posts: 3,694	(my mother trying to help me w/ math while i havent slept in 3 days and am in a weird mood) Mom: Do you understand this. Me: No, do you? Mom: no. Me: So how are you helping me? Mom: So I don't look bad. (later) Mom: I DONT KNOW WHAT IM DOING!! Can you explain it? Me: thats why we're here, i dont get it!!!! (later) Mom: so this symbol is Theta, know what that is? Me: (donning southern accent) Thats mah friend Theta...she lives in the valley... (checking the mail) Dad: you got some more college stuff Me: cool Dad: Occedental offered you a scholarship? Me: LOL Dad: what? Me: (british accent) "I occedentally went to college...." (my mother goes in for a conference w/ my history teacher) Mr. L: She's doing very well Mom: It must be that good Confederate blood Mr. L: What?? Mom: She's a Beaureguard Mr. L: Oh really. Mom: Little doubt she's one of them. And there was the time we were going on vacation and my dad complained one too many times so we left him in the driveway and my mother and I went on our own. (in the car listening to radio, "downtown" comes on) Me: ahhh! petula clark! Mom: where??? looking around

06-05-2003, 10:08 AM	#28
Titania a part of that Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Sep 04, 2000 Posts: 3,694	thought of another one... (my uncle shows up at the house...a little drunk) Uncle: caroline, I got these coins while over in Japan Me: they better not have Sars... Uncle: no no, theyre immune Me: raises eyebrow ok then.. takes coins Uncle: arent they facinating? Me: turns coin over oh sure...thanks... (uncle leaves) Dad: what did he give you? Me: A Septa bus token from down the street....

06-05-2003, 04:27 PM	#29
PinkLady Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Jun 04, 2002 Posts: 7,457	This was a conversation between my friend Angela and our first-block teacher. Ms. Green: Are you not coming on Wednesday if you're not taking a second-block exam? (We didn't have an exam in her class either, so we didn't really have to come to school.) Angela (who would never, ever miss Ms. Green's class for anything): No, I'm coming for first block. Ms. Green: What's your first block class? Fortunately, she realized her mistake after a minute.