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IGNTBone · 06-27-2003, 11:01 PM

It's actually the more subtle things that make me break out laughing.

Like the episode where Jerry dates the hit-n-run driver, and Kramer says -

"You know those people, they're mentally disturbed?!"

Or the AIDS Walk episode, Kramer said -

"You know what you are? You're a ribbon bully!"

And this one episode (forget which one) where Jerry says to Neuman -

"Excuse me, I'm with people, I'll be with you in a second." *Door slams*

LOL!

ponerse · 06-29-2003, 04:31 PM

Another scene that always cracks me up is where George thinks about what would happen if Jerry met his girlfriend:

Jerry: ...he never heard of corduroy!

Cheryl (howling with laughter): Stop it, you're killing me!!

Jerry: He never heard of corduroy! True story, true story.

nimrod_86 · 07-28-2003, 01:29 AM

The scene in "the Mango" where George eats the Mango. That one cracks me up every single time I see it.

TGirl · 07-28-2003, 06:46 AM

1) When George joined a reading club to meet women -- but he didn't actually want to read the books. So, he goes to rent the movie based on the book. The movie is already checked out by someone -- so, George goes to this guy's house and asks if they can watch the movie together.

2) When Jerry was dating the Native-American Indian woman.

sportswriteraztec · 07-28-2003, 05:26 PM

YOU'RE A RABID ANTI-DENTITE!!!!

jon123 · 08-03-2003, 05:27 PM

Kramer throwing down his money on Jerry's table (after giving into temptation in "The Contest") and declaring "I'm out!"

Close second - when Sidra says to Jerry "They're real, and they're spectacular!"

onefortheroad · 08-04-2003, 01:33 PM

another time for me was definitly when the low talker 'talked' and the whole scene at the hand modeling studios

onefortheroad · 08-04-2003, 01:44 PM

in the puerto rican day where george, jerry, and kramer meet up with their fake names

and in the jimmy where that guy thinks kramer is ******** and holds a ceremony for him

The Modfather · 08-04-2003, 05:46 PM

All of the above! And one that cracks me up is when Jerry is sleeping in in Kramers house that hole episode!

sinatrastar · 08-05-2003, 09:50 AM

The scene where Kramer is begging Elaine to use her shower and Peterman thinks he is trying to buy drugs and he gets pushed to the floor and then hit with the door is a great one. "Not on my watch!!"

Kitt · 08-05-2003, 11:23 PM

"The ocean was angry that day my friends!" That's from when George told the story in the cafe about saving the whale from Kramer's golf ball. "A titleist."

When George was in a hospital bed and Jerry was smothering him with a pillow just as Elaine came into the room. She gasps, "Jerry". Jerry makes an expression like he's coming to his senses and says, "Oh, I, I, ... and tails off. His expression was the funniest part.

onefortheroad · 08-06-2003, 01:09 AM

when jerry finds out newman gave him fleas

::Kaia · 08-06-2003, 06:18 AM

There's so many, I can't possibly choose one.

I love it when Jerry and Elaine are at Monk's eating. The guy is telling them the sad, sad story of the Bubble Boy. Elaine is so touched by it, she's crying. She wipes her tears and gives her napkin to Jerry so he could wipe his. But Jerry wipes his mouth instead. So funny when you see it. He's so insensitive.

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Love it when Jerry and Kramer switch apartments and Jerry walks into his apartment acting like Kramer. "Oh, I'm stressed."

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The Pick. Love it when Jerry shows Kramer and Newman the picture of Elaine's nipple. Then Kramer and Jerry show Elaine their nipples to make her feel better. Later, I LOVE Jerry and Elaine's monologues. (wish I knew Jerry's verbatim. But I can't find it)

Jerry: [Jerry goes to confront his girlfriend, who dumped him because she saw him picking his nose] Aren't we human? If we pick, do we not bleed? [She leaves. He turns around. everyone in the lobby is staring at him] I am not an animal!

[if someone could get me that monologue, I'd be eternally grateful]

Elaine: I did not bare myself deliberately but now I wish I had! For it is not me who has been exposed, but you! For I have seen the nipple on your soul!!

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When Kramer is wearing those tight pants and Jerry is trying to get him out of them.

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When Jerry is trying to give Kramer those dog pills.

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When Jerry's brain and his penis are playing chess.

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When George is at that kid's party and a fire breaks out. He pushes everyone out of his way, including an old lady in a walker, to save himself. Hilarious.

Jerry: So, basically, it's every man, woman, child and invalid for themselves.
George: In a manner of speaking.
Jerry: Well, that's honest.
George: She should be commending me for treating everyone like equals.
Jerry: Well, perhaps when she's released from the burn center she'll see things more clearly.

There's so many more. But I have to stop.

sinatrastar · 08-06-2003, 08:25 AM

There are a few sites that have the entire episode scripts. Do a search for Seinfeld Scripts. That episode may be called the pick.

onefortheroad · 08-06-2003, 11:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sinatrastar
That episode may be called the pick.

yes it is, go to seinfeldscripts.com

06-29-2003, 04:31 PM	#17
ponerse Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Jun 06, 2003 Location: Philly Posts: 30	He never heard of corduroy! Another scene that always cracks me up is where George thinks about what would happen if Jerry met his girlfriend: Jerry: ...he never heard of corduroy! Cheryl (howling with laughter): Stop it, you're killing me!! Jerry: He never heard of corduroy! True story, true story.
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07-28-2003, 01:29 AM	#18
nimrod_86 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Oct 11, 2002 Posts: 196	The scene in "the Mango" where George eats the Mango. That one cracks me up every single time I see it.
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07-28-2003, 05:26 PM	#20
sportswriteraztec Member Forum Cub Join Date: Jul 28, 2003 Location: San Diego Posts: 2	hahahah YOU'RE A RABID ANTI-DENTITE!!!!
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08-04-2003, 01:33 PM	#22
onefortheroad #1 Cheers Fanatic Senior Member Join Date: Apr 14, 2003 Location: Boston, waiting for Cheers Season 2 to come out on DVD Posts: 2,359	another time for me was definitly when the low talker 'talked' and the whole scene at the hand modeling studios
	__________________ Where Everybody Knows Your Name KRAMER: Oh. So, did you make it through the night? JERRY: Yes, I'm proud to say I did! KRAMER: So, you're still master of your domain. JERRY: Yes. Yes I am. Master of my domain. But I will tell you this: I am going over to (Gestures to the nudist) her apartment, and I'm tellin' her to put those shades down! KRAMER: Woah, woah, woah. What-what did you just say? JERRY: I can't take it anymore! She's driving me crazy! I can't sleep, I can't leave the house, and I' here, I'm climbin' the walls. Meanwhile, I'm dating a virgin, I'm in this contest - something's gotta give!

06-27-2003, 11:01 PM	#16
IGNTBone Member Senior Member Join Date: May 03, 2000 Location: Tequesta, FL Posts: 1,201	It's actually the more subtle things that make me break out laughing. Like the episode where Jerry dates the hit-n-run driver, and Kramer says - "You know those people, they're mentally disturbed?!" Or the AIDS Walk episode, Kramer said - "You know what you are? You're a ribbon bully!" And this one episode (forget which one) where Jerry says to Neuman - "Excuse me, I'm with people, I'll be with you in a second." Door slams LOL!

07-28-2003, 06:46 AM	#19
TGirl Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jul 06, 2003 Location: Southern California Posts: 284	1) When George joined a reading club to meet women -- but he didn't actually want to read the books. So, he goes to rent the movie based on the book. The movie is already checked out by someone -- so, George goes to this guy's house and asks if they can watch the movie together. 2) When Jerry was dating the Native-American Indian woman.

08-03-2003, 05:27 PM	#21
jon123 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Feb 04, 2002 Location: Temecula Valley, CA Posts: 395	Kramer throwing down his money on Jerry's table (after giving into temptation in "The Contest") and declaring "I'm out!" Close second - when Sidra says to Jerry "They're real, and they're spectacular!"

08-04-2003, 01:44 PM	#23
onefortheroad #1 Cheers Fanatic Senior Member Join Date: Apr 14, 2003 Location: Boston, waiting for Cheers Season 2 to come out on DVD Posts: 2,359	in the puerto rican day where george, jerry, and kramer meet up with their fake names and in the jimmy where that guy thinks kramer is ******** and holds a ceremony for him

08-04-2003, 05:46 PM	#24
The Modfather It Sure Does Moderator Forum Celebrity Join Date: Jul 12, 2003 Location: canada Posts: 21,149	All of the above! And one that cracks me up is when Jerry is sleeping in in Kramers house that hole episode!

08-05-2003, 09:50 AM	#25
sinatrastar Indian Summer Forum Veteran Join Date: Jul 22, 2003 Location: 78 W 86th St. Apt 3E Posts: 6,027	The scene where Kramer is begging Elaine to use her shower and Peterman thinks he is trying to buy drugs and he gets pushed to the floor and then hit with the door is a great one. "Not on my watch!!"

08-05-2003, 11:23 PM	#26
Kitt James Dean Forum Veteran Join Date: Aug 16, 2001 Location: California Dreamin' Posts: 6,115	"The ocean was angry that day my friends!" That's from when George told the story in the cafe about saving the whale from Kramer's golf ball. "A titleist." When George was in a hospital bed and Jerry was smothering him with a pillow just as Elaine came into the room. She gasps, "Jerry". Jerry makes an expression like he's coming to his senses and says, "Oh, I, I, ... and tails off. His expression was the funniest part.

08-06-2003, 01:09 AM	#27
onefortheroad #1 Cheers Fanatic Senior Member Join Date: Apr 14, 2003 Location: Boston, waiting for Cheers Season 2 to come out on DVD Posts: 2,359	when jerry finds out newman gave him fleas

08-06-2003, 06:18 AM	#28
::Kaia Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Aug 06, 2003 Posts: 40	There's so many, I can't possibly choose one. I love it when Jerry and Elaine are at Monk's eating. The guy is telling them the sad, sad story of the Bubble Boy. Elaine is so touched by it, she's crying. She wipes her tears and gives her napkin to Jerry so he could wipe his. But Jerry wipes his mouth instead. So funny when you see it. He's so insensitive. --- Love it when Jerry and Kramer switch apartments and Jerry walks into his apartment acting like Kramer. "Oh, I'm stressed." --- The Pick. Love it when Jerry shows Kramer and Newman the picture of Elaine's nipple. Then Kramer and Jerry show Elaine their nipples to make her feel better. Later, I LOVE Jerry and Elaine's monologues. (wish I knew Jerry's verbatim. But I can't find it) Jerry: [Jerry goes to confront his girlfriend, who dumped him because she saw him picking his nose] Aren't we human? If we pick, do we not bleed? [She leaves. He turns around. everyone in the lobby is staring at him] I am not an animal! [if someone could get me that monologue, I'd be eternally grateful] Elaine: I did not bare myself deliberately but now I wish I had! For it is not me who has been exposed, but you! For I have seen the nipple on your soul!! --- When Kramer is wearing those tight pants and Jerry is trying to get him out of them. --- When Jerry is trying to give Kramer those dog pills. --- When Jerry's brain and his penis are playing chess. --- When George is at that kid's party and a fire breaks out. He pushes everyone out of his way, including an old lady in a walker, to save himself. Hilarious. Jerry: So, basically, it's every man, woman, child and invalid for themselves. George: In a manner of speaking. Jerry: Well, that's honest. George: She should be commending me for treating everyone like equals. Jerry: Well, perhaps when she's released from the burn center she'll see things more clearly. There's so many more. But I have to stop.

08-06-2003, 08:25 AM	#29
sinatrastar Indian Summer Forum Veteran Join Date: Jul 22, 2003 Location: 78 W 86th St. Apt 3E Posts: 6,027	There are a few sites that have the entire episode scripts. Do a search for Seinfeld Scripts. That episode may be called the pick.