You Know You Watch Too Much GI When...

[gilligan fanatic]

these are real good. Its amazing how true they are

[mrs.gingerhinkley]

Um...

Someone asks you what planet you are on and you reply, "Gilligan's Planet"

You catch yourself humming, "He's a Loser" more than once throughout the day.

Seeing Ginger's gown in "Planet Hollywood" was the highlight of your summer vacation.

You consider Gilligan's Island to be a work of genius.

This kinda goes with the first one: When people aren't acting normal you ask, "Gosh, what island are you from?!"

You believe that any MAG & G/P fanfiction stories are truly works of literature.

When someone calls your house and they get the answering machine they hear: "Just sit right back and you'll hear the tone, the tone of the answering machine..."

[GingerGilligan]

I've got some. . .

You watch Star Trek and think Russell Johnson would have made a much better Captain Kirk.

You get mad when people say Gilligan's Island is stupid.

You think Marilyn Monroe would have looked better if she dyed her hair red.

You glue on false eyelashes to look like Ginger/Mary Ann.

You search for Gilligan stuff on ebay and stare longingly at the things you can't afford.

You keep checking out Bob's/Russell's/Dawn's websites in the hope that maybe there might be some new content.

You watch the DVDs on the TV, then on the computer, then watch the video while listening to music that was popular when the episode aired, then make music videos taken from GI with 60's music. (Yes, I have done this)

You plan to do the same thing with Dusty's Trail.

You can tell when Tina Louise was wearing a wig.

You notice the Professor stands with one foot on the bench, leaning over and Gilligan stands with his hands behind his back.

You know the typical scene. Skipper asks Professor "So what do we do?" Professor explains, Gilligan says something stupid, Skipper gets mad.

You keep track of the recycled storylines. How many times have the Howells broken up, headhunters come to the island, etc.

You have weird dreams of the Gilligan's Island people and the Dobie Gillis people being on the same show together.

Cynthia

[GeorgeWBushGOP]

You don't even THINK about having sex with pretty women.

At work you bungle every account.


You always keep a healthy supply of citrus fruits around the house.

[mrs.gingerhinkley]

Yes. It is always advisable to keep a good stock of citrus around the house; one never knows when one will suffer from a vitamin defficincee. (did not spell that right).

[mrs.gingerhinkley]

You watch the news everynight just in case the castaways were actually rescued finally.

You find giving up watching Gilligan's Island during Lent a surpreme sacrifice.
(I'm dying here! I hope the rest of Lent hurrys by)

You get angry enough to explode because people can get stories about the young "Captain Jack Sparrow" published, but you can't get a work of fanfiction analysing and delving into the Gilligan's Island romances to even count as a short story for a school report.

You consider finding two other girls and forming a singing group called the Honeybees.


Will the IsLaNd HaPPiENeSs ever end?!

[mrs.gingerhinkley]

Okay... I've got more (just taking examples from real life... I mean i would NEVER spend time coming up with these... cough, cough)

*you have framed pictures of the professor next to your bed.

*you pray that tina louise will some day release a book at least 300 pages long about her accounts on Gilligan's Island. (yeah, I wish for the impossible... but that would be very, VERY interesting to read... :google: )

[Alegna]

everytime you turn on the tv
you think of Gilligan's Island
and pick out what charater is which even if your not watching Gilligan's Islan!

[AB]

You know you watch too much Gilligans Island when every time you eat a piece of coconut pie you wonder if Maryann or Ginger made it.

[mrs.gingerhinkley]

Originally Posted by annball1957

You know you watch too much Gilligans Island when every time you eat a piece of coconut pie you wonder if Maryann or Ginger made it.

....
couldn't you tell anyway?

[mrs.gingerhinkley]

Originally Posted by Alegna

everytime you turn on the tv
you think of Gilligan's Island
and pick out what charater is which even if your not watching Gilligan's Islan!

I do this with everyday regular people to...


u know that guy I like Alegna... does he remind u of Professor... cause... I think he does...

and i met this guy who i swear was Gilligan to a tee!

[mrs.gingerhinkley]

lately, since the deadness of this board, u pray every night that more people will post on the GI boards.


Or, you go online and begin to cry when u see that once again, there are no new threads started.

[Mikado]

- You replace your gas-guzzler with a peddle-powered car made of bamboo rods and palm fronds
- You wear the same clothes everyday for 3 straight years
- You call every fat guy you see on the street "Skipper"
- You assume that every High School science teacher can make a radio from a cocoanut, but, cant repair a tiny ship
- You only date women with pigtails, who wear their shorts one size too small

[mrs.gingerhinkley]

You use coconut smelling shampoo and coconut smelling deodorant.

I'm serious, they sell coconut deodorant...

[Céline]

When you understand the natives's language
When you get mad,you hit your friends with your hat
When you keep turtles for pets
When your favorite dessert is coconut cream pie
When you sing only Ginger's songs in the shower
When you own a boat and call it...SS Minnow III