Fictional Episodes From Further seasons

[*InThisMoment*]

Gilberts Girl. season 8 (one day Beaver and Gilbert are siting on Beavers couch and talking) Gilbert:well i gotta be going (very proud sounding) I got to go see my girl Beaver: Gilbert you dont have a Girl Gilbert: oh yes I do her name is Mary ann clark shes a new girl in school Beaver:really shes your girl Gilbert:yea MY girl and I got to be going you wanna come with me? Beaver:sure i got nothin' better to do. (at mary anns house) Mary ann:hi Gilbert! (kisses him on the cheek) (gilbert smiles and looks at beaver) Gilbert:see beaver she is my girl (whispering) Beaver:uhh hello i'm beave... I mean theadore cleaver Mary ann:yes i've seen you around school. (smiling at Beaver) Gilbert:well uh you want to go have a malt or some thing? Mary ann:sure gilbert Gilbert: ok my treat! (later at the malt shop Beaver and Gilbert are geting the malts and a Girl walks up to Mary ann) Girl:hi mary ann Mary ann:hi Girl: Mary ann your seeing that creepy gilbert yuck! Mary ann:no i'm only puting on this act so I can see Beaver Girl:well why dont you just date Beaaver and leave Gilbert alone? Mary ann:because he's too shy ya see if i get close to Gilbert i'll be geting close to Beaver and when i'm just close enough I drop Gilbert like a bad habbit Girl: oh well we better drop the subject here they come! (she walks away and Beaver and gilbert sets down there malts) (they sit down) (and it fades in to beaver and wallys room) Wally:hi beav Beaver:hi wally Beaver:ya know what? Wally:what? Beaver:Gilberts got a girl Wally:well so what? Beaver:I dont know she kept giving me a funny look Wally:beaver whats that saposed to mean? Beaver:well I dont know Wally:whats her name? Beaver:marry ann clark... (and the scene fades out) to the malt shop ware Wally is with Julie foster ... (Wally and julie sit down in the booth in front of Mary ann and her friend and sip there soda) they hear Mary ann and a girl talk... Girl:you wanna go to my house? Mary ann:no I got a date with Gilbert. Girl:why dont you just tell Beaver how you feel? Mary ann:well I guess I could but i'd still be leting down poor poor gilbert (they both chuckle) Mary ann:besides that Gilbert is so well annoying! (they get up and so does Wally and Julie) (fades in to the boys bedroom) Wally:umm Beaver? Beaver:what wally? Wally:well i over heard some of the girls over at the malt shop and well Mary anns using Gilbert to get close to you. Beaver:what! Wally:yea she must be pretty flakey! (beaver glares at wally) Wallyrry beav you got enough on your hands Beaver:well i gotta tell Gilbert! Wally:well I tryed that once and all it did was cause trouble. (thinking of the time Wally tryed to tell Eddie that corolyn shuster was using him) Beaver:well I think I better any way he would want to know. (he rushes out the stairs and heads for the phone) June:where are you going? Beaver:I got to call Gilbert June: ok (and walks in to the kitchen) Beaver Gilbert? well (out of breath) I dont know how to tell you this but... Gilbert:what I got a date with Mary ann in 20 minutes! Beaver:shes using you to get to me. Gilbert:what are you talking about shes my girl she wouldn't do that to me! Beaver:i'm not lying! (and the phone clicks) Beaver:he hung up on me (puting the phone back on the cradle) (then the next day at school) Beaver:hi Gilbert (Gilbert ignores him) Beaver thinks for a ssecond and runs up to mary ann who just passed him... Beaver:hey mary ann wait up! Mary ann:Hi beaver Beaver:my brother over heard you guys talking and you've been using my best friend! Mary ann: Beaver I only did it because I liked you. Beaver:goy I didn't think you'd igmet like you did! Mary ann:well last night I started feeling bad about what I was doing to Gilbert and well i'm gonna tell him the truth. Beaver:well there he is tell him. (she walk s up to Gilbert) Mary ann:hi gilbert Gilbert:hi mary ann!. oh hi beaver Beaver:mary ann has some thing she wants to say... Mary ann:well I think I should tell you i've been using you. Gilbert:you mean what beaver said was true? Mary ann:yes i'm afraid so. look i would under stand if you never talked to me again. you too beaver I could of wrecked your friendship. Beaver:thats ok I forgive you. Gilbert:well I guess i could frogive you. (fades in to the boys bed room were beaver and wally are geting ready for bed) Wally:did you tell Gilbert? Beaver:well actually Mary ann told gilbrt and ahe said she was sorry and we forgave her. Wally:well I guess all well that ends well Beaver:yea I guess so. THE END I know it's stupid!!!

[Corvetteguy]

Fonz I really enjoy reading your fan fics. I though your Beaver & Violet episode was good. I don't think I could have the patience to do all the dialogue etc. I can't wait to read more of your work. Thank's BeaversBiggestFan for the comments on my episode guide. I cant wait to see your fan fic.

[*InThisMoment*]

thanks alot corvette guy.

[Laurel]

More scenes from "Beaver the auto mechanic":

DISSOLVE TO:

INT. - CLEAVER FOYER - NIGHT

A half an hour later.

Wally and his date, Sallie Martin, enter the house. Ward looks in from the living room where he is reading the newspaper and sees that Wally is angry.

WARD: Wally! I didn't hear you drive up.

WALLY: That's because I didn't drive up, Dad. The tow truck brought us home.

Ward jumps up from his chair and races to the foyer.

WARD: Tow truck! Are you alright? Did you have an accident?

WALLY: We're fine, Dad. Where's Beaver?

WARD: Up in his room.

June enters the foyer and stops short when she sees Sallie.

JUNE: Wally! I thought you had dinner reservations tonight.

WALLY: We do...or did. You remember Sallie?

WARD: Why yes. It's nice to see you again, Sallie.

June smiles curtly.

SALLIE: It's nice to see you again Mr. and Mrs. Cleaver.

WARD: Now what's this about a tow truck?

WALLY: The engine dropped out of my car over on Grant Avenue. I had to have it towed to a service station.

Ward looks confused.

WARD: You mean the engine just fell out of your car?

WALLY: It didn't just fall out. It had help -- the kind of help two kids taking an auto mechanics course might give it.

WARD: Beaver? Come to think of it, he has been kind of quiet tonight.

Ward calls up to the boys' bedroom.

WARD: Beaver! Would you come down here a minute?

BEAVER (from upstairs): Yes, Dad.

Beaver bounds down the stairs and meets Wally's glare.

BEAVER (under breath): Uh oh.

Beaver grins guiltily.

BEAVER: Hi, Wally. You're home kind of early. Quick dinner?

WALLY: Sallie and I never made it to dinner. The engine fell out of my car, Beaver. And I know you had something to do with it.

WARD: Wally, I'll take over from here. Why don't you go call the restaurant and see if they can hold your reservation?

WALLY: Okay, Dad.

Wally and Sallie exit the foyer.

[*InThisMoment*]

Hey laurel you did a good job on that one!

[vze3t9q9]

nice format Laurabelle. A little difficult to read fonzie guys dialog.

[*InThisMoment*]

Originally posted by vze3t9q9
nice format Laurabelle. A little difficult to read fonzie guys dialog.

Fonzie guy? thats me right? sorry.

[Corvetteguy]

Laurel I enjoyed your fan fic. I can picture that as an actual episode of the series. I knew June wouldn't like Wally dating "a girl with a past".

[*InThisMoment*]

heres another one. this one is from season 8... (one day beaver is coming home from school a he desided to ride his bike. (wich he just got for his birthday a week ago) Gilbert:i bet i beat ya to your house! Beaver:I bet you dont! (they all are riding theres bikes just thought i should mention that. (beaver and Gilbert are so busy trying to beat each other beaver doesn't see a tree right ahead... Richard:BEAVER WATCH OUT FOR THAT TREE YOUR COMING UP ON!!! (beaver turns his head to see Richard) Beaver:wha... (BOOM) Gilbert:are you ok Beaver? Beaver:I think so but i can see two of you (blinks both of his eyes to see if there ok) he than gets up) Beaver: oh boy (shakes his head) (beaver is ok enough to walk home. when he gets there) June:Gilbert called telling me you got into a accidient on your way home Beaver:boy did i. i ran right in to a tree (june looks at his face to see if anythings wronge) June:are you ok? Beaver:I think so but my eyes they hurt June:you walked home alone in this condition? Beaver:no richard walked me home he left just now. June:your eyes are they ok? Beaver:I dont know thats right were the tree hit me. June:I think I should call a doctor to make sure it isn't any thing serious! (she calls doctor stevens) (later on the dostor arrived and is checking beavers eyes Doc. Stevens:ahmm ahmm June:is he ok doctor? Doctor:well yes but I think he may need... (inturrupted) June:what? Doc. Stevens:Glasses. June:glasses? Doc. Stevens:well yes. you see it's not just about his accidient I just think he would be better off he could see better and he seems to be in quite a bit of pain so I think it would be best.oh and heres some pain medicine for his headach. June:well ok. Doc. Stevens:well if you want you can come down tommarow and see some. (he exits the room.(june exits and Wally walks in) (scene fades out to June on the phone with ward who she is calling at work) June:what is it dear? June:well beaver got in to a accidient while coming home from school this morning and he may need (pauses) glasses. Ward:glasses? June:yes doctor stevens says thats the best thing to do Ward:well I thought it might be someting serious. (then at beavers room) Wally:you might need glasses? Beaver:thats what the doctor said. (fades out to the next day at docto were the beaver is trying on some glasses. June:these are nice beaver (holding a pair of black glasses) Beaver:nah (picking up a pair) these (wich are a orangeish colors) June:well ok your the one thats gonna be wearing them. (scene fades out to beavers school 3 days later beaver is fully recovered) Gilbert:boy beav glasses! Beaver:whats the matter? Gilbert:well I dont know if i'd want o wear glasses Richard:yea you look kinda... funny. (later of beavers walking home and is upset 'cause some kids were teasing him) (later beaver is just waliking in the door) June:well hi beaver! Beaver(obviously down) hi mom June:well beaver whats the matter? Beaver:all the kids wre teaseing me about my glasses June: oh well thats nonscence you look just hansome!. Beaver:gee mom why'd ya have to go and say that now i feel even worse!. (he slowly walks up the stairs to his room as wally comes down) Wally:hi beav! Beaver: (down) hi wally Wally walks in to the kitchen ware justy is pealing patatoes) Wally:whats eating him? June:nothing is "eatin him" some of the kids were teasing him a bout his new glasses. Wally: oh. ya want me to go cheer him up? June:well I dont know wally i'm gonna ask your father to go talk to him later but in a little while doctor stevens going to go look at his eyes again he said they should be fine now but he wants to make sure. (later doctor stevens is looking at beavers eyes) Doc. Stevens:well they look fine to me. as a matter of a fact mrs cleaver I dont think he will be needing those glasses after all he did some eye tests and he seems to be doing fine. Beaver: oh boy thats swell! June:well thank you for coming doctor stevens. Doc. Stevens:my pleasure.see you later theodore. Beaver sighs a sigh of releife and jumps out of bed to go tell wally. THE END. It was bad.very bad but oh well.

[Corvetteguy]

Another great fan fic Fonz. I really enjoy reading them. That sounds exactly like something Beaver would grumble about "wearing glasses". I am surprised that the show didn't have an episode about that or Beaver or Wally getting braces.

[*InThisMoment*]

yea that deffinately sounds like a LITB episode beaver or wally geting braces.

[Laurel]

Here's more from "Beaver the Mechanic." (Sallie Martin is my own creation. She first appeared in my fanfiction, "The Patter of Little Feet," where June tolerated her. Now she has some misgivings, as we'll see in this scene):

DISSOLVE TO:

INT. - CLEAVER DEN - NIGHT

Ward listens to Beaver as he explains what happened with the engine of Wally's car. He admonishes Beaver for his foolish behavior.



WARD: So you're blaming Richard and Gilbert for this predicament?

BEAVER: No, sir. I'm blaming myself for letting them talk me into it.

WARD: Well, I'm glad to hear that.

WARD: Beaver, do you realize that Wally and his date could have been seriously hurt when the engine fell out of his car?

BEAVER: Yes, Sir.

WARD: You leave me no choice but to punish you.

[Corvetteguy]

Laurel I can picture Beaver sitting there as Ward gives him the lecture. I am surprised at how well you get everything dow pat like the dialogue. Keep up the good work.

[Laurel]

More "Beaver The Mechanic" (Sallie Martin is my own creation. She first appeared in my "The Patter of Little Feet" fanfiction, where June tolerated her. Now June has a few misgivings, as we'll see in this scene):

DISSOLVE TO:

INT. - WARD'S DEN - NIGHT

Ward listens to Beaver explain what happened with Wally's car.

BEAVER: I'm really sorry, Dad. I didn't mean to damage Wally's engine. It was an accident -- Gilbert and I got scared when we had a bunch of left over parts. We just threw back in the car as quickly as we could!

WARD: Beaver, what you did today was very foolish and dangerous. Wally and his date could have been seriously hurt.

BEAVER: Yes, Sir.

WARD: I'm afraid you'll have to be punished.

BEAVER: I figured as much.

WARD: I think putting some of your allowance money toward the car repairs and washing and waxing Wally's car for the next two months will be a sufficient punishment.

BEAVER: Yes, Sir.

(A BEAT)

BEAVER: How much do you think fixing the engine will cost?

WARD: It won't be cheap. But you don't worry about that, Beav. We'll work out a feasible payment plan.

Beaver smiles.

BEAVER: Thanks, Dad.

June opens the den door and races into the room. She looks distraught.

JUNE: Ward, do you know what your son and his date are doing?

WARD: Raiding the refrigerator? They are two teenagers who missed their dinner reservation.

JUNE: That blonde strumpet is nibbling alright -- but not on any food.

WARD: Blonde strumpet? June, Dear...

Ward trails off, realizing that Beaver is watching intently.

WARD: You can go now, Beaver.

BEAVER: Uh uh. This is gettin' good.

June glares at Beaver.

JUNE: Beaver!

BEAVER: Oh, alright.

Beaver slinks out of the room as Ward slides the den door closed.

WARD: June, Dear, don't you think you're being a little harsh on Sallie? After all, you told Wally to be her friend when she first learned she was with child.

JUNE: That was when I was sure that her parents would send her far away to have that baby, never to see Wally again. I didn't think she would be back in Mayfield to stand in my kitchen nibbling on my son's ear!

[Corvetteguy]

LOL.....I can just picture June foaming at the mouth to tell Sally off....June doesn't like anything unsavory in her sanitary world. I can't wait to see what happens.